DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL

Date   : 09/11/2010    Duedate: 09/24/2010

DARKHOLM

DM-104    TURN-540

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 STREET PIZZA 18/114  2083 1691 23 55.2    5 ILLFANG PACT 1/281    432  627  7 40.8
    HANNAH'S PALS 82/1270                       UP TO NO GOOD 37/316                  
    ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1254              6 KIDS GONE BAD 3/446    24   41  0 36.9
    DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II 82/1258                 GREEN WITH ENVY 3/1315                
  2 STYROFOAM 82/1090    1202 1060  9 53.1      STREET URCHINS 6/1320                 
  3 VALLEY OF KINGS 3/19   23   25  0 47.9    7 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151 1068 1928 17 35.6
  4 INDULGENT DR 54/1153  111  139  2 44.4    8 BEACH BABES 7/1058    455  881  6 34.1
    CRIMINAL ELEMENT 39/1074              

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 657): HONOR of MIGHTY MORALS II (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 540): TWO-PIECE TOENAIL of 042709A (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 663): BOB THE INHALER of IRATE FORMATIONS (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 634): IRONSIDE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 658): SONNY of TECHNOLOGY (Otto X Frothingslosh, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 653): UPPER DECK of BALTO (JE, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 662): DOOM DWARF of BUNION SQUAD (Obregon, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 646): THE GRINCH of ABOMINATIONS (Chase, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 648): CLOVER of RYAN'S HENCHMEN (Leprechaun, mgr)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 647): MILLHAUSER of LITERATE LOONS (Sherman, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 615): PUSS N BOOTS of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 602): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 277): KAHR, JACK of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 595): EACHAM of DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 546): SAARVEGHAL of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 260): ALLERDAE CHAN of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 251): I'M A BASHER of BASHAHOLICS ANON (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 491): FARGO HAIL of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 228): ARAMIS RAMIREZ of PURPLE PLATYPI (?, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 539): RUGEN THE JELLYFISH of HANNAH'S PALS (The Upright Man)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 657): HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 540): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 663): GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 634): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 658): JAMES BONDAGE (Obregon, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 653): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 662): BONSUR LONG NAMES (Hammer, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 646): ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 648): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 647): GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 615): MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 602): THE OAFS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 377): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 595): DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 546): QUESTIONS (?, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 260): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 251): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 491): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 228): MONGREL HORDE (?, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 539) STREET PIZZA et al (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 658): PENDRU ROST of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 653): EVE AND EMMA of PYSCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 648): PLANKTON of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 277): KAHR, JACK of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 595): EACHAM of DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 259): SAMILDAR of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 491): FARGO HAIL of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hello!

     Here we are again.  It's me, Malic.
     It behooves me to mention... wait, do you know what "behoove" means?  "To be
necessary and proper for."  I looked it up just now. It is necessary and proper for
me to mention that while I am writing the spyreports here, stand-in warriors will be
allowed to choose their own teams.  Thus:

     ALOHA ALICE (7-4867) (37-90-0,183) of BEACH BABES fought DIRK CHOLERA (104-29)
(80-50-4,250) of THE DARK ARENA.  ALOHA ALICE was vanquished by DIRK CHOLERA in a
popular 5 minute one-sided duel.
     BEACH BETTY (7-5768) (52-71-0,74) of BEACH BABES fought BOOKIE'S GUARD (104-5)
(35-18-0,75) of CRIMINAL ELEMENT.  BEACH BETTY was handily defeated by BOOKIE'S GUARD
in a 1 minute uneven fight.

     Of course, there was a title fight!  Some folks might have been thinking Rugen
the Jellyfish had hung onto the Runeblade for too long, and that a vertebrate ought
to have it.  I assume they were delighted when RUGEN THE JELLYFISH (82-12478) (46-19-
0,253) of HANNAH'S PALS fought COOLER (82-7277) (113-106-2,220) of STYROFOAM.  RUGEN
THE JELLYFISH was devastated by COOLER in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.  Now,
Rugen used to be our Top Lunger, and Cooler is our Top Slasher.  And doesn't the
conventional wisdom say Lungers are supposed to beat Slashers?  Only something went
wrong!  Rugen's patented "lunge-o-matic" move STUCK, and he stood frozen there in a
deep plunge forward, unable to shift his weight to a more comfortable and balanced
stance.  He still tried to use his weapon, but Cooler just danced behind him, and
slashy-slashy, poor Rugen was on his way to the infirmary.

     So now Gateway, who rides for the Suave brand, is our Top Lunger.  GATEWAY (82-
15631) (82-56-1,249) of ATTACK OF THE CLONES fought ANTAGONIST (3-2824) (27-29-2,194)
of KIDS GONE BAD.  GATEWAY demolished ANTAGONIST in a popular 1 minute one-sided
melee.
     Kronic Blaze fought Miami Mia AGAIN.  It appears he was not able to quit
smoking, and so he lost their tie-breaker.  Tsk.  Bad habit, that.  MIAMI MIA (7-
4818) (42-88-5,97) of BEACH BABES fought KRONIC BLAZE (3-6423) (17-8-1,66) of GREEN
WITH ENVY.  MIAMI MIA subdued KRONIC BLAZE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.  This
was technically a random match but I rather suspect that someone slipped one of the
clerks a bit of cash.
     Misfit had a bad day.  ANUBIS (3-1875) (16-9-0,69) of VALLEY OF KINGS fought
MISS AN THROPE (6-2956) (14-10-1,32) of STREET URCHINS.  ANUBIS beat MISS AN THROPE
in a 3 minute conflict.  At least this fight did not fit the pattern of Misfit's
relatively young warrior fighting an old duffer.  Anubis is quite young and, if you
like that sort of thing, supple.  Nevertheless, Ms. Thrope is our top Aimed Blow
Practitioner.

     Miss An Thrope avoided the Beach Babes.  This, I assume, is in accordance with
the ideal of young Turks not wanting to face hugely experienced senior warriors.  It
worked, but might I suggest that Kronic Blaze and Antagonist should have adopted the
same policy.
     It's too bad avoids can't be more specific.  "This turn I'll avoid anyone with
more than twice my fights," or "I'm shying away from anyone with red hair."  It would
result in a lot more stand-in fights, though, and you get pot-luck with them.

     Well, I've rambled on a bit, haven't I?  Time to go.  Until two weeks hence,
cheerio!

Malic of Talcama

KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 COOLER 82-7277             114 106  2  245  STYROFOAM (1090)           DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GATEWAY 82-15631            83  56  1  258  ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254 DWES EG
 WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193    59 182  2  236  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME
 ??RADAR?? 82-20310          62  87  1  212  DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889     51  95  2  205  STREET PIZZA (114)         TALCAMA
 ROB A. REE 39-3241          52  40  1  195  CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074)    XOCHITHLAN
 CRYSOPRASE 1-3266           86 116  2  194  ILLFANG PACT (281)         MORDANT
 ANTAGONIST 3-2824           27  30  2  193  KIDS GONE BAD (446)        OSKSI
 RUGEN THE JELLYFI 82-12478  46  20  0  192  HANNAH'S PALS (1270)       DWES EG
 STASSIA 37-1523             76  97  3  189  UP TO NO GOOD (316)        SIBIKHAS
 SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435    41  33  3  189  INDULGENT DRINKS (1153)    TROCAR
 RA 3-1563                   28  19  1  189  VALLEY OF KINGS (19)       OSKSI
 ALOHA ALICE 7-4867          37  91  0  188  BEACH BABES (1058)         BONSUR

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ARSONIST ART 39-3325        45  41  0  170  CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074)    XOCHITHLAN
 TALLAHASSE TINA 7-4889      34 111  0  170  BEACH BABES (1058)         BONSUR
 LAGUNA LIL 7-5681           29 101  0  163  BEACH BABES (1058)         BONSUR
 B.A. TURRY 39-3383          31  40  2  162  CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074)    XOCHITHLAN
 MEN WORKING 38-4189         50 191  1  154  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SET 3-1554                  28  23  4  133  VALLEY OF KINGS (19)       OSKSI

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MIAMI MIA 7-4818            43  88  5  100  BEACH BABES (1058)         BONSUR

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ANUBIS 3-1875               17   9  0   71  VALLEY OF KINGS (19)       OSKSI
 BEACH BETTY 7-5768          52  72  0   69  BEACH BABES (1058)         BONSUR
 KRONIC BLAZE 3-6423         17   9  1   69  GREEN WITH ENVY (1315)     OSKSI
 MISS AN THROPE 6-2956       14  11  1   39  STREET URCHINS (1320)      TRANSEL

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Men Working -- All those fights more than me and you can't teach me any skills?  Not
cool, man, not cool! -- Antagonist
P.S.  I can't remember the last time I've learned any skills from anyone here.  I'm
very intelligent.  I should learn at least 1 every now and then.  Teach me, people!!

Miami Mia -- One and 1.  Next time I won't smoke so much and I'll win the tie
breaker. -- Kronic Blaze

Beach Betty -- At least you didn't kill me.  Thanks for the skills, now can you fight
someone else for a while? -- Miss An Thrope

Where are all the new inductees at?  It's unfair that my warrior has to fight
warriors with a hundred more fights.  The learns are nice but so would be a win. --
Misfit

     Misfit -- Yes, it does seem a bit harsh.  Bring your friends! -- Malic

     I seem to have heard about, you know, extra skills for Freshmen in Home Guard.
     That might explain some stuff? -- Debby T.

Rugen the Jellyfish -- Even if I'd realized I was in for a title fight, I couldn't
have fought harder.  You are a darned obnoxious man.  Or whatever you are. --
Stassia, not into tentacles

Ra -- Can you believe, half the crowd thought you ought to have won that fight?  Psh!
-- Crysoprase

19 August 10
POSTED:  Arena recruitment effort, DM 32, Arvat -- seeing as our arena Participation
has dwindled in recent months, we're offering the following incentive to any new
teams looking for a new home arena.  We will GIVE a Free Rollup to any manager
willing to agree to fight in Arvat for the next 10 turns.  We have a number of VERY
solid arena teams stockpiled, and while we don't promise tournament godlings, we are
certain we can come up with teams with 3, 4 or even 5 solid arena warriors to start
out with.
     In addition we'll honor any no-challenge requests by relatively new managers to
help you get off on the right foot.
     If interested, please contact the Devil Advocates via Diplo or contact
theDarkOne via IM on the www DOT reality DOT com site.  We will even give a choice of
teams available if requested.

21 August 2010
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                                      ALLIANCES
                                          OF
                                       ALASTARI
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                                 COME ONE, COME ALL
                                  MEET NEW FRIENDS
                                 AND FORM NEW TEAMS
                     WIN ROLLUP CERTS AND RSI SPONSORED PRIZES
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                               THE TURF WAR IS HERE AGAIN!!!!!
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                                 *TURF WAR VII RULES*
                            Starting Nov 2010 (12 turns)
           Bring acclaim and glory to the North Fork (DM47) arena.

Anyone may participate; known alliances, new alliances, or temporary alliances
created solely to compete in the Turf War!  To participate, each alliance must:
        1.  Announce the Captain of the alliance in the North Fork (DM 47)
newsletter.
        2.  Indicate in the newsletter which Captain/alliance you will join.
        3.  Announcements made on the D2 Forums or elsewhere will not be accepted.

Captains are responsible for:
        1.  Verifying/authorizing, in the North Fork newsletter those who wish to
participate under the banner of their alliance. (Lack of participant indication of
joining and/or lack of lack of Captain confirmation will delay a team's participation
in the Turf War.)
        2.  Distribution of prizes should their alliance win the Turf War.
        3.  Submit two (2) RSI Roll-Up Certificates to participate. (Note: Captains
may, if they wish, submit certs for all potential members of their alliance.)

Participating managers who are not Captains must:
        1.  Submit two (2) RSI Roll-Up Certificates to participate (Unless already
submitted by Captain. Note: extras will not be returned, but will go into the winning
pool of prizes.)
        2.  Announce their intent to compete with manager name, team name, and
alliance they will represent in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter.  Announcement made
on the D2 Forums will not be accepted.
               a.  No scores will be tabulated until an RSI Gift Certificate is
received, and participant indication and captain confirmation are posted in the North
Fork newsletter. NO EXCEPTIONS.
               b.  Before a manager can compete, he/she must declare themselves in
the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter as stated above AND be verified in the newsletter
by the alliance Captain they will represent.
               c.  Only one (1) team per player may compete.  No multiple teams or
aliases will be allowed.  Violations will result in immediate disqualification
(including team point adjustments) from the Turf War (so be sure to take any multiple
teams OFF of Team Maintenance and be certain not to run any other team warriors).
               d.  Scoring will NOT be retroactive for teams/alliances that do not
properly declare or get captain confirmation or fail to send a Gift Certificate by
Turn 1.  In other words, if your Gift Certificate is not received until Turn 3 of the
Turf War, and you have fought on Turns 1 and 2, your score will not begin until Turn
3.  All conditions must be met before scoring will begin--declaration, verification,
and Gift Certificate received.
               e.  No declarations or verifications will be accepted after Turn 5 of
the Turf War.
               f.  For purposes of scoring, the moderators will score the Turf War
and settle any and all disputes as they arise.  Their decisions will be final. (Note:
the intent is to have a very thorough set of rules so that few decisions, if any, are
required from the moderators.)

Scoring will be as follows for Fights:
                                   Win   Loss   Kill      Die
Up Challenge                        +2     -2     +5       -5
Down Challenge                       0     -2      0       -5
Match Up                            +1     -1     +1       -5
Bloodfeud Challenge (Up or Down)    +2     -5     +5      -10
Champion **                         x2     x2     x2       x2
Dark Arena*                        +10     -5     xx       xx
Tournament Death***                                        -5
Halfway (6 round total) best alliance win/loss percentage ****
Final (12 round total) alliance w/l% percentage ****
    *After 2nd win in DA, warrior scores no additional points for wins,
    ** A Champion's double score applies to his score only -- not to the opponent.
    *** No warrior may be substituted without the proper use of the DA or arena death
or death in a tournament. There must be a maximum of five only on a team at any point
and time. (The penalty for such substitution is -10 points.) Points awarded for
tournament participation are 5 for any entrant, 15 for a TV and 25 for a TC. Death in
a tournament negates any tournament points gained and results in a-5 score.
    ***** Halfway points scored are 25, 20, 15, 10, 5, 5, 5 (etc) for 1st, 2nd, 3rd
(etc). (to qualify for any of these points the alliance must have fought 75% of its
possible fights.) Final 12 Round points scored are 40, 30, 20, 15, 10, 5, 5, 5 (etc)
for the 1st, 2nd, 3rd (etc). (to qualify for any of these points the alliance must
have fought 75% of its possible fights.)

Special Scoring Considerations for the Turf War are as follows:
Spy Report mention (team name only)              +2 
     1. No matter how many mentions or stylemasters, an individual team can score
only +2 in each category per round
Style Master                                     +2
      1. No matter how many mentions or stylemasters, an individual team can score
only +2 in each category per round
Duelmaster                                       +2

Champions:
     1.  A Champion may be declared, but one is not mandatory.
     2.  Only one Champion allowed per manager at any given time.
     3.  Champions that graduate or are killed by another warrior in the arena, but
not the Dark Arena, may be replaced.
     4.  Champions must have fought at least one previous fight in the North Fork
(DM47 arena) to be able to be declared a champion. 

Bloodfeuds:
        1.  Bloodfeuds will score points on all four (4) turns.
        2.  There is no limit to which warrior may bloodfeud or how often.

Tournament Considerations:
        1.  Tournament participation is ALLOWED and encouraged.
        2.  Tournament Victors won during the course of the contest will gain a one
(1) time bonus of 25 15 points.  This bonus will apply EACH time a warrior(s) wins
such status.
        3.  Tournament Champions won during the course of the contest will gain a one
(1) time bonus of 50 25 points.  This bonus will apply EACH time a warrior(s) win
such status.
        4.  Points awarded for tournament participation are 5 for any entrant, (15
total for a TV and 25 total for a TC.) However, death in a tournament will result in
a -5 score for that tournament. (If a warrior TV's and is subsequently killed in a
tournament the points scored are -5 for that tournament.)
        5.  Points for TVs and TCs and tournament deaths will be applied the Turn
after RSI posts tournament results in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter (i.e., if the
results post on North Fork turn 275, points will be credited on North Fork turn 276
to the applicable teams).

Special Considerations:
        1.  Each alliance begins the Turf War with zero (0) points.
        2.  There will be NO alliance or team changes once the contest has begun.  If
you begin the Turf War with Alliance A, you must end the Turf War with Alliance A.
If you begin the Turf War with Team A, you must end the Turf War with Team A.
        3.  There will be a maximum of five (5) teams allowed per alliance for the
Turf War VII.
        4.  The Dark Arena may be used on the first turn only, of every warrior,
without penalty.

Prizes:
The Turf War is normally a "winner take all" contest.  However, for TWVII, a prize
will be awarded each of the twelve turns to the individual team/manager that fights
five fights and has the best w/l record that turn. (Tiebreakers are in order - kills,
recognition points earned.) All prizes and 100% of the Gift Certificates will be
awarded to the Captain of the winning alliance at the end of the competition.  It is

the responsibility of the Captain to distribute Gift Certificates.  Moderators will
submit a list of each manager on the winning alliance to RSI at the completion of the
contest for the non-Certificate prizes.

     All entry fees (rollup certs) are awarded to the winning alliance, except for
the twelve reserved for the individual winning manager each week.)
     The following prizes have been secured from RSI:
        1.  Renaming of the North Fork (DM 47) arena;
        2.  Renaming of all Dark Arena Monsters (two for each manager in the winning
alliance);
        3.  Known Favorites for one warrior on each team of the winning alliance
(warrior must be ranked Initiate or above, must be alive, and must have at least one
DM47 arena fight to receive this award).
        4.  +1 Skill bonus potion for each manager on the winning alliance.  Bonus
potion must be applied to a living warrior from (DM 47)
        5.  +1 Skill bonus potion (one) for each and every individual manager who
fights in all 12 rounds AND 54 fights of the Turf War.  Bonus potion must be applied
to a living warrior from (DM 47)
     These RSI awards will be listed by the Moderator for claiming from RSI (Lee)
within 4 turns of the end of TW VI. The certs will be mailed to the winning alliance
by the Moderators within two weeks of the end of the TW.

Moderators:
The Moderators for this event will be Oz and Master Darque.  They will arbitrate all
dealings during the course of the contest.  Their decisions will be final.  All
questions, comments, and scoring disputes may be directed to Land of Oz or Darque
Forces via diplo in DM 47.  Managers with internet access may send a private message
to [The Consortium] or [Darque] on the Duel2 Forums.  Lastly, you may also email
questions, comments, and scoring disputes to rebelnerfherder at yahoo dot com or
wfms101 at aol dot com.

Please note there have been rule changes from the last Turf War.  Please read them
carefully!

This contest will begin in November 2010 following the Fall Mail In.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

RUGEN THE JELLYFISH was devastated by COOLER in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
GATEWAY demolished ANTAGONIST in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
WORK IN PROGRESS vanquished SEX ON THE BEACH in a popular 3 minute mismatched brawl.
STASSIA was demolished by ??RADAR?? in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
CRYSOPRASE was viciously subdued by SMELL CAREFULLY in a 2 minute bloody match.
ROB A. REE handily defeated LAGUNA LIL in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
TALLAHASSE TINA was vanquished by RA in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
ALOHA ALICE was vanquished by DIRK CHOLERA in a popular 5 minute one-sided duel.
B.A. TURRY handily defeated SET in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided bout.
ARSONIST ART bested MEN WORKING in a 2 minute bloody conflict.
MIAMI MIA subdued KRONIC BLAZE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
ANUBIS beat MISS AN THROPE in a 3 minute conflict.
BEACH BETTY was handily defeated by BOOKIE'S GUARD in a 1 minute uneven fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   8         SLASHING ATTACK    9 -   1 -  1      90  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         PARRY-STRIKE      15 -   5 -  1      75  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         WALL OF STEEL     28 -  17 -  1      62  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         LUNGING ATTACK    37 -  26 -  0      59  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      8 -  12 -  0      40  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         TOTAL PARRY        8 -  15 -  0      35  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK     1 -  21 -  0       5  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         AIMED BLOW         0 -   4 -  0       0  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         STRIKING ATTACK    0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 540 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      2 -  3         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     5 -  3     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         3  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  3         1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  COOLER 82-7277            114 106  2  245 STYROFOAM (1090)
LUNGING ATTACK   GATEWAY 82-15631           83  56  1  258 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193   59 182  2  236 JUST BECAUSE (1151)
WALL OF STEEL    ??RADAR?? 82-20310         62  87  1  212 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258)
PARRY-STRIKE     CRYSOPRASE 1-3266          86 116  2  194 ILLFANG PACT (281)
TOTAL PARRY      ALOHA ALICE 7-4867         37  91  0  188 BEACH BABES (1058)
BASHING ATTACK   LAGUNA LIL 7-5681          29 101  0  163 BEACH BABES (1058)
AIMED BLOW       MISS AN THROPE 6-2956      14  11  1   39 STREET URCHINS (1320)

The overall popularity leader is COOLER 82-7277.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193.  The ten other most popular fighters were ??RADAR?? 
82-20310, ALOHA ALICE 7-4867, SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435, SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889, B.A. 
TURRY 39-3383, ARSONIST ART 39-3325, MIAMI MIA 7-4818, COOLER 82-7277, CRYSOPRASE 
1-3266, and ROB A. REE 39-3241.

The least popular fighter this week was BEACH BETTY 7-5768.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were RUGEN THE JELLYFISH 82-12478, SET 3-1554, TALLAHASSE TINA 
7-4889, LAGUNA LIL 7-5681, KRONIC BLAZE 3-6423, STASSIA 37-1523, ANTAGONIST 3-2824, 
RA 3-1563, GATEWAY 82-15631, and MISS AN THROPE 6-2956.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           0  1 0  TALCAMA(18)          1  0 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       3  0 0  
OSKSI(3)             2  3 0  SIBIKHAS(37)         0  1 0  TROCAR(54)           0  1 0  
TRANSEL(6)           0  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  1 0  DWES EG(82)          3  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            1  4 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CRYSOPRASE 1-3266           86 116  2  194  ILLFANG PACT (281)         MORDANT
 ANTAGONIST 3-2824           27  30  2  193  KIDS GONE BAD (446)        OSKSI
 MISS AN THROPE 6-2956       14  11  1   39  STREET URCHINS (1320)      TRANSEL
 ALOHA ALICE 7-4867          37  91  0  188  BEACH BABES (1058)         BONSUR
 SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889     51  95  2  205  STREET PIZZA (114)         TALCAMA
 STASSIA 37-1523             76  97  3  189  UP TO NO GOOD (316)        SIBIKHAS
 WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193    59 182  2  236  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME
 ROB A. REE 39-3241          52  40  1  195  CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074)    XOCHITHLAN
 SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435    41  33  3  189  INDULGENT DRINKS (1153)    TROCAR

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 COOLER 82-7277             114 106  2  245  STYROFOAM (1090)           DWES EG