DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL
Date : 10/09/2010 Duedate: 10/22/2010
DARKHOLM
DM-104 TURN-542
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 STREET PIZZA 18/114 2090 1692 23 55.3 5 ILLFANG PACT 1/281 434 629 7 40.8
HANNAH'S PALS 82/1270 UP TO NO GOOD 37/316
ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1254 6-KIDS GONE BAD 3/446 26 42 0 38.2
DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II 82/1258 GREEN WITH ENVY 3/1315
2 STYROFOAM 82/1090 1203 1061 9 53.1 STREET URCHINS 6/1320
3 INDULGENT DR 54/1153 114 144 2 44.2 7 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151 1071 1929 17 35.7
CRIMINAL ELEMENT 39/1074 8 BEACH BABES 7/1058 459 887 6 34.1
4 VALLEY OF KINGS 3/19 23 31 0 42.6
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 659): JOY of MIGHTY MORALS II (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 542): HEMLOCK of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 664): ALFJAR of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 636): IRONSIDE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 660): RAVEN of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 655): UPPER DECK of BALTO (JE, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 664): DOOM DWARF of BUNION SQUAD (Obregon, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 648): THE GRINCH of ABOMINATIONS (Chase, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 650): THE CODDLER of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 649): MILLHAUSER of LITERATE LOONS (Sherman, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 617): PUSS N BOOTS of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 604): JITNEY JOHNNY of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 278): MS D. MEENER of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 597): ROCKHOG JRj of DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 548): BEAST of DEATH CULT (Obregon, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 261): MADAM VENUSIA of SPARF! (Crip, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 252): RED RED WINE of HANGOVERS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 493): JIMEMMA LOCA of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 229): ARAMIS RAMIREZ of PURPLE PLATYPI (?, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 541): WORK IN PROGRESS of JUST BECAUSE (A-sop, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 659): KIDS GONE BAD (Misfit, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 542): HISTORICAL WUSSES (?, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 664): GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 636): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 660): JAMES BONDAGE (Obregon, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 655): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 664): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 648): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 650): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 649): TEAM SLIME (?, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 617): MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 604): THE OAFS (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 378): CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizvan, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 497): DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 548): QUESTIONS (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 261): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 252): VIRUS (?, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 493): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 229): MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 541) STREET PIZZA et al (The Upright Man, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 2 NIANIA (turn 541): TWO-PIECE TOENAIL of 042709A (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 663/4): BOB THE INHALER of IRATE FORMATIONS (Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 649): MILLHAUSER of LITERATE LOONS (Sherman, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 617): PUSS N BOOTS of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 604): JITNEY JOHNNY of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 277): KAHR, JACK of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 547): BAROCHDAL of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 492): JERANS LA'ROC of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hello, Darkholm veterans!
I must apologize in advance for any errors or overall flatness here. You're
being reported to by a man with a serious morning head.
It seems we've got a new Keeper of the Runeblade. Which is a silly looking
sword anyway, in my opinion. But they say it's magical. You know how most swords
that are said to be magical have got beautiful gems and precious metals in the hilt?
The runeblade has just got... well, yellow and red graffiti on the blade, and some
kind of crusty stuff all over the hilt. I don't want to know what it is. But I
think a good cleaning could do wonders for that sword. Anyway...
WORK IN PROGRESS (38-4193) (60-182-2,250) of JUST BECAUSE fought GATEWAY (82-
15631) (84-56-1,274) of ATTACK OF THE CLONES. WORK IN PROGRESS was devastated by
GATEWAY in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight. I understand Gateway has been the
Keeper before. Good. You know the drill. Get that sword cleaned, and write a
column.
There were eleven other fights. How about I just tell you about all of them eh?
So you won't worry: nobody died, or challenged, or avoided.
??RADAR?? (82-20310) (63-87-1,217) of DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II fought LOCAL CONSTABLE
(104-22) (0-0-0,181) of STREET PIZZA. ??RADAR?? handily defeated LOCAL CONSTABLE in
a 2 minute one-sided match.
CRYSOPRASE (1-3266) (87-116-2,205) of ILLFANG PACT fought SEX ON THE BEACH (54-
2435) (42-33-3,195) of INDULGENT DRINKS. CRYSOPRASE was bested by SEX ON THE BEACH
in a 2 minute fight. I, too, have been bested by sex on the beach in my misspent
youth.
STASSIA (37-1523) (76-98-3,190) of UP TO NO GOOD fought TALLAHASSE TINA (7-4889)
(34-112-0,167) of BEACH BABES. STASSIA overpowered TALLAHASSE TINA in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute mismatched match. Who would not be pleased to watch the redhead
and the blond go at it, hmm? I think someone's blouse tore.
ROB A. REE (39-3241) (52-41-1,194) of CRIMINAL ELEMENT fought MEN WORKING (38-
4189) (51-191-1,165) of JUST BECAUSE. ROB A. REE lost to MEN WORKING in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute fight. Crowds are very often pleased when the fight is short. But
I was relieved that no one's shirt tore in this one.
COOLER (82-7277) (114-107-2,190) of STYROFOAM fought ARSONIST ART (39-3325) (46-
41-0,179) of CRIMINAL ELEMENT. COOLER overpowered ARSONIST ART in a popular 2 minute
gruesome mismatched brawl. Gruesome and mismatched... but popular. Makes you wonder
about the spectators.
RUGEN THE JELLYFISH (82-12478) (47-20-0,195) of HANNAH'S PALS fought ALOHA ALICE
(7-4867) (37-92-0,187) of BEACH BABES. RUGEN THE JELLYFISH vanquished ALOHA ALICE in
an action packed 2 minute uneven duel. It appears to me that the Beach Babes did not
have a very good day, bless their hearts.
SMELL CAREFULLY (18-8889) (51-96-2,193) of STREET PIZZA fought RA (3-1563) (28-
20-1,185) of VALLEY OF KINGS. SMELL CAREFULLY vanquished RA in a popular 1 minute
one-sided duel. I can't think of a play on words to do with their names. Except
that "Smell Carefully" is... well... funny. I know that, although it hurts my head
to laugh at the moment.
B.A. TURRY (39-3383) (31-41-2,167) of CRIMINAL ELEMENT fought LAUGHING BARMAID
(104-9) (0-0-0,170) of INDULGENT DRINKS. B.A. TURRY was overpowered by LAUGHING
BARMAID in a 1 minute one-sided melee. Ah, I've been there. Laughing barmaids are
well night irresistible.
LAGUNA LIL (7-5681) (29-102-0,157) of BEACH BABES fought SET (3-1554) (28-24-
4,128) of VALLEY OF KINGS. LAGUNA LIL savagely defeated SET in an exciting 2 minute
bloody match. It looks like the Valley of Kings had a mixed turn, eh?
ANUBIS (3-1875) (17-10-0,62) of VALLEY OF KINGS fought MIAMI MIA (7-4818) (43-
89-5,60) of BEACH BABES. ANUBIS was handily defeated by MIAMI MIA in an exciting 1
minute one-sided contest. Valley of Kings, 1-2-0.
BEACH BETTY (7-5768) (53-72-0,73) of BEACH BABES fought DRUNKEN FISHERMAN (104-
1) (20-20-0,50) of BEACH BABES. BEACH BETTY devastated DRUNKEN FISHERMAN in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute mismatched bout. That is one of the skills a lady needs!
And so, here we are at the end of the report already. Thank Ruvian! I need
coffee. And so to all of you, a soft and not entirely heartfelt "cheerio!"
Malic of Talcama
KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GATEWAY 82-15631 85 56 1 285 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254 DWES EG
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
??RADAR?? 82-20310 64 87 1 225 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889 52 96 2 206 STREET PIZZA (114) TALCAMA
RUGEN THE JELLYFI 82-12478 48 20 0 206 HANNAH'S PALS (1270) DWES EG
SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435 43 33 3 204 INDULGENT DRINKS (1153) TROCAR
COOLER 82-7277 115 107 2 203 STYROFOAM (1090) DWES EG
-ANTAGONIST 3-2824 28 30 2 203 KIDS GONE BAD (446) OSKSI
WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 60 183 2 197 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 87 117 2 196 ILLFANG PACT (281) MORDANT
STASSIA 37-1523 77 98 3 195 UP TO NO GOOD (316) SIBIKHAS
MEN WORKING 38-4189 52 191 1 191 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
ALOHA ALICE 7-4867 37 93 0 186 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RA 3-1563 28 21 1 177 VALLEY OF KINGS (19) OSKSI
ROB A. REE 39-3241 52 42 1 174 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
ARSONIST ART 39-3325 46 42 0 174 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
TALLAHASSE TINA 7-4889 34 113 0 163 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
LAGUNA LIL 7-5681 30 102 0 160 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
B.A. TURRY 39-3383 31 42 2 158 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SET 3-1554 28 25 4 131 VALLEY OF KINGS (19) OSKSI
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-KRONIC BLAZE 3-6423 18 9 1 85 GREEN WITH ENVY (1315) OSKSI
BEACH BETTY 7-5768 54 72 0 78 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MIAMI MIA 7-4818 44 89 5 76 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
ANUBIS 3-1875 17 11 0 51 VALLEY OF KINGS (19) OSKSI
-MISS AN THROPE 6-2956 14 12 1 37 STREET URCHINS (1320) TRANSEL
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
??RadaR?? -- Is that really the kind of fight that brought you here? Hmm. -- Aloha
Alice
Sex on the Beach -- Not without an air mattress. -- Tallahasse Tina
Arsonist Art -- You're a hot one. -- Laguna Lil
The Innkeeper has been feeding his son red meat again. -- Miami Mia
Miss An Thrope -- Darned if I can think of anything to say. -- Beach Betty
Dirk Cholera -- Guess I'm flattered that the Commission thought we were well enough
matched. -- Stassia
Smell Carefully -- Well, we were neither of us very impressive in that fight, were
we? -- Crysoprase
P.S. Wait a minute, didn't I fight you last time too?
27 September 10
Note -- We are still looking for additional teams in Arvat, DM 32. I still have a
number of good team rollups available FREE for whoever wants one.
Contact the Devil Advocates ASAP to join the fun! You can either reach me by
diplo or on the RSI site.
Also, whoever sent me the diplo with no name on it requesting a rollup /
information on how to get into Arvat, I'm embarassed to admit that the diplo slipped
out of my folder and was lost. Please just send me another one with your mailing
address and I'll get a rollup to you ASAP. Sorry about that!
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
WORK IN PROGRESS was devastated by GATEWAY in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
??RADAR?? handily defeated LOCAL CONSTABLE in a 2 minute one-sided match.
CRYSOPRASE was bested by SEX ON THE BEACH in a 2 minute fight.
STASSIA overpowered TALLAHASSE TINA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
ROB A. REE lost to MEN WORKING in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight.
COOLER overpowered ARSONIST ART in a popular 2 minute gruesome mismatched brawl.
RUGEN THE JELLYFISH vanquished ALOHA ALICE in a action packed 2 minute uneven duel.
SMELL CAREFULLY vanquished RA in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
B.A. TURRY was overpowered by LAUGHING BARMAID in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
LAGUNA LIL savagely defeated SET in a exciting 2 minute bloody match.
ANUBIS was handily defeated by MIAMI MIA in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
BEACH BETTY devastated DRUNKEN FISHERMAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 6 SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 2 - 1 80 |
|WALL OF STEEL 5 PARRY-STRIKE 13 - 7 - 1 65 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 28 - 17 - 1 62 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 LUNGING ATTACK 36 - 29 - 0 55 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 9 - 11 - 0 45 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 TOTAL PARRY 6 - 14 - 0 30 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 4 - 20 - 0 17 |
|AIMED BLOW 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 5 - 0 0 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 542 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 4 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 4 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 WALL OF STEEL
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 3 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 2 1 PARRY-STRIKE
1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK GATEWAY 82-15631 85 56 1 285 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254)
WALL OF STEEL ??RADAR?? 82-20310 64 87 1 225 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258)
SLASHING ATTACK COOLER 82-7277 115 107 2 203 STYROFOAM (1090)
PARRY-RIPOSTE WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 60 183 2 197 JUST BECAUSE (1151)
PARRY-STRIKE CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 87 117 2 196 ILLFANG PACT (281)
BASHING ATTACK MEN WORKING 38-4189 52 191 1 191 JUST BECAUSE (1151)
TOTAL PARRY ALOHA ALICE 7-4867 37 93 0 186 BEACH BABES (1058)
The overall popularity leader is COOLER 82-7277. The most popular warrior this turn
was COOLER 82-7277. The ten other most popular fighters were ??RADAR?? 82-20310,
RUGEN THE JELLYFISH 82-12478, LAGUNA LIL 7-5681, GATEWAY 82-15631, SEX ON THE BEACH
54-2435, STASSIA 37-1523, SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889, BEACH BETTY 7-5768, CRYSOPRASE
1-3266, and SET 3-1554.
The least popular fighter this week was B.A. TURRY 39-3383. The other ten least
popular fighters were RA 3-1563, ANUBIS 3-1875, ALOHA ALICE 7-4867, ARSONIST ART
39-3325, TALLAHASSE TINA 7-4889, WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193, MEN WORKING 38-4189, ROB
A. REE 39-3241, MIAMI MIA 7-4818, and SET 3-1554.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 0 1 0 TALCAMA(18) 1 0 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 0 3 0
OSKSI(3) 0 3 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 1 0 0 TROCAR(54) 1 0 0
BONSUR(7) 3 2 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 1 0 DWES EG(82) 4 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 87 117 2 196 ILLFANG PACT (281) MORDANT
RA 3-1563 28 21 1 177 VALLEY OF KINGS (19) OSKSI
ALOHA ALICE 7-4867 37 93 0 186 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889 52 96 2 206 STREET PIZZA (114) TALCAMA
STASSIA 37-1523 77 98 3 195 UP TO NO GOOD (316) SIBIKHAS
WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 60 183 2 197 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
ROB A. REE 39-3241 52 42 1 174 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435 43 33 3 204 INDULGENT DRINKS (1153) TROCAR
GATEWAY 82-15631 85 56 1 285 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254 DWES EG