DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL
Date : 11/06/2010 Duedate: 11/19/2010
DARKHOLM
DM-104 TURN-544
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 STREET PIZZA 18/114 2098 1692 23 55.4 CRIMINAL ELEMENT 39/1074
HANNAH'S PALS 82/1270 4 ILLFANG PACT 1/281 436 631 7 40.9
ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1254 UP TO NO GOOD 37/316
DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II 82/1258 5 VALLEY OF KINGS 3/19 24 36 0 40.0
2 STYROFOAM 82/1090 1203 1063 9 53.1 6 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151 1072 1932 17 35.7
3 INDULGENT DR 54/1153 118 148 2 44.4 7 BEACH BABES 7/1058 465 891 6 34.3
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 661): JOY of MIGHTY MORALS II (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 543): HEMLOCK of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 666): ALFJAR of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 638): IRONSIDE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 662): SONNY of TECHNOLOGY (Otto X, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 657): UPPER DECK of BALTO (JE, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 665): SONYA of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 650): FRIDAY THE 13TH of BACON MAKIN' (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 651): LITTLE MOKELE 2 of SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (Manager, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 650): TERRA SIGILLATA of THE RED BLADES (Bill the Bard, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 618): BELARDON FRYE of MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 605): LUM BUSBY of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 278): MS D. MEENER of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 598): ROCKHOG JRj of DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 549): GRAPEFRUIT of FRUITS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 262): MADAM VENUSIA of SPARF! (Crip, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 253): IMMACULATECOLLECTION of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 495): GILFMET IVERS of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 229): ARAMIS RAMIREZ of PURPLE PLATYPI (?, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 543): GATEWAY of ATTACK OF THE CLONES (Crip, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 661): HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 543): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 666): GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 638): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 662): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 657): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 665): BUNION SQUAD (Obregon, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 650): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 651): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 650): TEAM SLIME (?, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 618): MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 605): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 378): CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizvan, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 498): DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 549): RAISING R'LYEH (Reaper, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 262): SPARF! (Crip, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 253): CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 495): HILLTOP GURUS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 229): MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 543) STREET PIZZA et al (The Upright Man, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 5 KALTOS (turn 662): IRVINA KORL of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 657): UPPER DECK of BALTO (JE, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 665): DOOM DWARF of BUNION SQUAD (Obregon, mgr.)
HARPOON of BUNION SQUAD (Obregon, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 650): FRIDAY THE 13TH of BACON MAKIN' (Sherlock, mgr.)
(turn 649): THE GRINCH of ABOMINATIONS (Chase, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 649): MILLHAUSER of LITERATE LOONS (Sherman, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 617): PUSS N BOOTS of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 604): JITNEY JOHNNY of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 277): KAHR, JACK of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 598): ROCKHOG JR of DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
FAROMAN of DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 262): MADAM VENUSIA of SPARF! (Crip, mgr.)
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Greetings, Delarquans and fellow... gazers at the big picture.
Why do I call you that, you may ask! Since there are currently no oversized
works of art in Willow Beach to which we all have gazing rights. Hmm. I could be
talking about something a bit broader. Let's go with that, then. And do let me know
which big pictures you've been gazing at.
GATEWAY (82-15631) (86-56-1,292) of ATTACK OF THE CLONES fought COOLER (82-7277)
(115-108-2,190) of STYROFOAM. GATEWAY devastated COOLER in an action packed 1 minute
mismatched Title fight. Gateway is, of course, our Top Lunger as well as the Keeper
of the Runeblade. And Cooler is our top Slasher. Don't you wonder why the Rirorni
Horde specializes in slashing from horseback, rather than lunging from horseback? Of
course they'd need to teach their horses to back up after every lunge. And The
Upright Man's guild was 1-0 at this point. I'm not certain who Cooler's manager is.
??RADAR?? (82-20310) (65-87-1,232) of DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II fought CRYSOPRASE (1-
3266) (88-117-2,203) of ILLFANG PACT. ??RADAR?? subdued CRYSOPRASE in an exciting 1
minute gory melee. ??Radar?? is our top Wall of Steel, and Crysoprase is our top
Parry-Striker. Upright Man, 2-0. She-Puppy, 0-1.
SMELL CAREFULLY (18-8889) (53-96-2,220) of STREET PIZZA fought WORK IN PROGRESS
(38-4193) (60-184-2,192) of JUST BECAUSE. SMELL CAREFULLY vanquished WORK IN
PROGRESS in a 1 minute mismatched brawl. Work in Progress is our top Parry-Riposter.
Upright Man, 3-0.
MEN WORKING (38-4189) (53-191-1,202) of JUST BECAUSE fought RUGEN THE JELLYFISH
(82-12478) (49-20-0,208) of HANNAH'S PALS. MEN WORKING was overpowered by RUGEN THE
JELLYFISH in a 1 minute one-sided fight. Men Working is our Top Basher and also
Overall Popularity Leader. Upright Man, 4-0. And whoever manages Just Because, 0-2.
STASSIA (37-1523) (77-99-3,194) of UP TO NO GOOD fought B.A. TURRY (39-3383)
(32-42-2,170) of CRIMINAL ELEMENT. STASSIA bested B.A. TURRY in an action packed 2
minute gory brawl. Stassia is this turn's favorite. She-Puppy 1-1.
ALOHA ALICE (7-4867) (37-94-0,188) of BEACH BABES fought SEX ON THE BEACH (54-
2435) (43-34-3,180) of INDULGENT DRINKS. ALOHA ALICE bested SEX ON THE BEACH in a
crowd pleasing 1 minute match. Aloha Alice is our Top Total Parry. Jorja 1-0, that
other fellow 0-2.
ROB A. REE (39-3241) (52-43-1,151) of CRIMINAL ELEMENT fought RA (3-1563) (28-
22-1,171) of VALLEY OF KINGS. ROB A. REE handily defeated RA in an action packed 1
minute uneven fight. That other fellow 1-2, Obregon 0-1. And Ra, unfortunately, was
voted this turn's least popular warrior. Not to mention getting his pocket picked.
ARSONIST ART (39-3325) (47-42-0,176) of CRIMINAL ELEMENT fought LAGUNA LIL (7-
5681) (30-103-0,149) of BEACH BABES. ARSONIST ART vanquished LAGUNA LIL in a 2
minute uneven duel. That other fellow 2-2, Jorja 1-1.
SET (3-1554) (29-25-4,164) of VALLEY OF KINGS fought TALLAHASSE TINA (7-4889)
(34-114-0,169) of BEACH BABES. SET was savagely defeated by TALLAHASSE TINA in an
action packed 2 minute gory duel. Obregon 0-2, Jorja 2-1.
BEACH BETTY (7-5768) (55-72-0,80) of BEACH BABES fought BOOKIE'S GUARD (104-5)
(35-18-0,75) of ATTACK OF THE CLONES. BEACH BETTY overpowered BOOKIE'S GUARD in a 1
minute uneven match. Jorja 3-1, Upright Man 3-1. Eh? Don't forget that stand-in
warriors have the right to choose their team affiliation.
ANUBIS (3-1875) (17-12-0,53) of VALLEY OF KINGS fought MIAMI MIA (7-4818) (45-
89-5,81) of BEACH BABES. ANUBIS was beaten by MIAMI MIA in an exciting 1 minute
fight. Obregon 0-3, Jorja 4-1.
Whew! Jorja is our top manager this turn! Well done!
And that, my friends, is the Big Picture. Enjoy!
Malic of Talcama
KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GATEWAY 82-15631 87 56 1 304 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254 DWES EG
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
??RADAR?? 82-20310 66 87 1 238 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG
SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889 54 96 2 229 STREET PIZZA (114) TALCAMA
RUGEN THE JELLYFI 82-12478 50 20 0 219 HANNAH'S PALS (1270) DWES EG
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MEN WORKING 38-4189 53 192 1 198 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
ALOHA ALICE 7-4867 38 94 0 197 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 88 118 2 196 ILLFANG PACT (281) MORDANT
STASSIA 37-1523 78 99 3 196 UP TO NO GOOD (316) SIBIKHAS
COOLER 82-7277 115 109 2 191 STYROFOAM (1090) DWES EG
WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 60 185 2 184 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ARSONIST ART 39-3325 48 42 0 180 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
TALLAHASSE TINA 7-4889 35 114 0 178 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
ROB A. REE 39-3241 53 43 1 177 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435 43 35 3 177 INDULGENT DRINKS (1153) TROCAR
B.A. TURRY 39-3383 32 43 2 174 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
SET 3-1554 29 26 4 160 VALLEY OF KINGS (19) OSKSI
RA 3-1563 28 23 1 154 VALLEY OF KINGS (19) OSKSI
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LAGUNA LIL 7-5681 30 104 0 149 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BEACH BETTY 7-5768 56 72 0 98 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MIAMI MIA 7-4818 46 89 5 83 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
ANUBIS 3-1875 17 13 0 55 VALLEY OF KINGS (19) OSKSI
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
So, the tourney is over. Are we glad? Do we expect to see any results? When is the
Split? -- the Beach Babes
P.S. Questions are easier than answers.
Beach Babes -- Yes, the tourney is over. I'm glad, personally, but I don't know
about you. I don't know whether you expect to see any results. I don't; they
never tell me anything. And the split... well... I really don't know. Soonish,
I'd imagine. -- Malic
Gateway -- I don't need this. The idea of retirement is beginning to look really
good. -- Aloha Alice
P.S. That is a gate I'm eager to pass through.
Rugen the Jellyfish -- I like jelly, but not fish, and you don't look like something
I'd put on my toast, so pooh on you. -- Talahasse Tina
B.A. Turry -- I laugh. Ha. Ha. Actually, that was a nearly amusing comment, and
nearly amusing is as good as it gets in the Incredible Shrinking Arena. But I'm
still going to retire. -- Laguna Lil
*sigh* It is shrinking. 12 fights last turn, 11 this time. But maybe we'll
get fresh blood after the split! -- Malic
Anubish -- Bad Dog! Bad! -- Miami Mia
P.S. If you don't come to the fight drunk, you might do better. Or, or course, not.
Innkeeper's Son -- So he threw you out again? Next time, leave the lady guests
alone. -- Beach Betty
Prince Malic -- Was that the Runeblade? How could I tell? -- Aloha Alice
Nope, it was a standard sword from the equipment room. The Runeblade is all
magic and better and people aren't allowed to use that kind of thing in the
arena. The Keeper of the Runeblade just gets to... you know, hold it and admire
it. Wear it around town and impress everyone. Perhaps have an adventure with
it. But not in the arena. -- Malic
Stassia -- Nah, it wouldn't help. They're all eunuchs themselves. -- Tallahasse Tina
Tallahasse Tina -- Don't hibernate. You have to put on a big layer of fat to do
that. SO not a good idea. -- Stassia
P.S. I'm always the redhead! What are you, naturally?
??Radar?? -- Ack! I don't like it when the announcer keeps mentioning my body parts.
At least he did mention one of yours, which in my opinion wasn't worth mentioning. --
Stassia
Work in Progress -- Battle of the Old Farts, that's what we had. I hope you're able
to eat solid food again... if you eat? Or are you the kind of golem that just runs
on magic or something? -- Crysoprase
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
GATEWAY devastated COOLER in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
??RADAR?? subdued CRYSOPRASE in a exciting 1 minute gory melee.
SMELL CAREFULLY vanquished WORK IN PROGRESS in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
MEN WORKING was overpowered by RUGEN THE JELLYFISH in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
STASSIA bested B.A. TURRY in a action packed 2 minute gory brawl.
ALOHA ALICE bested SEX ON THE BEACH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
ROB A. REE handily defeated RA in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
ARSONIST ART vanquished LAGUNA LIL in a 2 minute uneven duel.
SET was savagely defeated by TALLAHASSE TINA in a action packed 2 minute gory duel.
BEACH BETTY overpowered BOOKIE'S GUARD in a 1 minute uneven match.
ANUBIS was beaten by MIAMI MIA in a exciting 1 minute fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 6 PARRY-STRIKE 14 - 6 - 1 70 |
|WALL OF STEEL 5 LUNGING ATTACK 40 - 26 - 0 61 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 4 - 1 60 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 WALL OF STEEL 26 - 20 - 1 57 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 8 - 12 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 TOTAL PARRY 7 - 13 - 0 35 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 5 - 21 - 0 19 |
|AIMED BLOW 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 5 - 0 0 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 544 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 3 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 2 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 3 - 2 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 3 1 PARRY-STRIKE
1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK GATEWAY 82-15631 87 56 1 304 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254)
WALL OF STEEL ??RADAR?? 82-20310 66 87 1 238 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258)
BASHING ATTACK MEN WORKING 38-4189 53 192 1 198 JUST BECAUSE (1151)
TOTAL PARRY ALOHA ALICE 7-4867 38 94 0 197 BEACH BABES (1058)
PARRY-STRIKE CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 88 118 2 196 ILLFANG PACT (281)
SLASHING ATTACK COOLER 82-7277 115 109 2 191 STYROFOAM (1090)
PARRY-RIPOSTE WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 60 185 2 184 JUST BECAUSE (1151)
The overall popularity leader is MEN WORKING 38-4189. The most popular warrior this
turn was STASSIA 37-1523. The ten other most popular fighters were TALLAHASSE TINA
7-4889, B.A. TURRY 39-3383, ROB A. REE 39-3241, ??RADAR?? 82-20310, GATEWAY 82-15631,
CRYSOPRASE 1-3266, SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889, RUGEN THE JELLYFISH 82-12478, ALOHA ALICE
7-4867, and ARSONIST ART 39-3325.
The least popular fighter this week was RA 3-1563. The other ten least popular
fighters were MEN WORKING 38-4189, WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193, ANUBIS 3-1875, COOLER
82-7277, BEACH BETTY 7-5768, SET 3-1554, SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435, MIAMI MIA 7-4818,
LAGUNA LIL 7-5681, and ARSONIST ART 39-3325.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 0 1 0 TALCAMA(18) 1 0 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 2 1 0
OSKSI(3) 0 3 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 1 0 0 TROCAR(54) 0 1 0
BONSUR(7) 4 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 2 0 DWES EG(82) 3 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 88 118 2 196 ILLFANG PACT (281) MORDANT
SET 3-1554 29 26 4 160 VALLEY OF KINGS (19) OSKSI
ALOHA ALICE 7-4867 38 94 0 197 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889 54 96 2 229 STREET PIZZA (114) TALCAMA
STASSIA 37-1523 78 99 3 196 UP TO NO GOOD (316) SIBIKHAS
MEN WORKING 38-4189 53 192 1 198 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
ARSONIST ART 39-3325 48 42 0 180 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435 43 35 3 177 INDULGENT DRINKS (1153) TROCAR
GATEWAY 82-15631 87 56 1 304 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254 DWES EG
WINTER FACE-TO-FACE IN SUNNY ARIZONA!
Our next winter FTF will be held in Tempe, Arizona, January 14-16, 2011. It will be
held at the Embassy Suites Hotel in Tempe, Arizona (480-894-7444), the same hotel as
last year by popular request. Room rates are $129.00 per night, 1-2 occupancy, which
includes full cooked breakfast, complimentary manager's reception (yes, really!), free
airport shuttle, free parking and free high speed internet. There's a fitness center,
jacuzzi, and pool. The rooms are blocked--please make your reservation by December 22
before the block is released! (This is prime season for Phoenix, and people have been
unable to book rooms because they waited too long.) Look for the tournament info
sheet and minioverviews some time in December. We hope you're all looking forward to
it and that we will see you there!