DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL

Date   : 11/20/2010    Duedate: 12/03/2010

DARKHOLM

DM-104    TURN-545

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 STREET PIZZA 18/114  2100 1694 23 55.4      CRIMINAL ELEMENT 39/1074              
    ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1254              4 ILLFANG PACT 1/281    438  631  7 41.0
    HANNAH'S PALS 82/1270                       UP TO NO GOOD 37/316                  
    DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II 82/1258               5 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151 1072 1934 17 35.7
  2 STYROFOAM 82/1090    1204 1063  9 53.1    6 BEACH BABES 7/1058    467  894  6 34.3
  3 INDULGENT DR 54/1153  120  150  2 44.4      THE MIDDLE WAY 5 5/1325               

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 662): JOY of MIGHTY MORALS II (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 545): HEMLOCK of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 667): ALFJAR of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 639): RED HAMMER of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 663): RAVEN of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 658): NOT-A-NUT JONES of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 667): SUZIE of CHURCH LADIES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 651): LIA HOBERN of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 653): BIG PIMPIN' IMP of THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (Street Legal)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 652): TERRE HAUTE of TRIAL & ERROR (JE, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 620): BELARDON FRYE of MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 607): LUM BUSBY of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 279): MS D. MEENER of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 600): HARD KNOCKS of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 551): BEAST of DEATH CULT (Obregon, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 263): KORASIM of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 254): NAZARETH of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 496): WHITE WIZARD of HILLTOP GURUS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 230): STEVE LAKE of SUE'S BOYS (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 544): GATEWAY of ATTACK OF THE CLONES (Crip, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 662): HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 545): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 667): STATE OF MIND (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 639): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 663): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 658): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 667): BUNION SQUAD (Obregon, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 651): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 653): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 652): 420 B.C. (Bubba Ganoosh, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 620): MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 607): HOLMES ON THE RANGE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 279): PROPHETIC OMENS (Lord Rahl, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 600): DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 551): DEATH CULT (Obregon, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 263): SPARF! (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 254): CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 496): HILLTOP GURUS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 230): MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 544) STREET PIZZA et al (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 662): IRVINA KORL of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 657): UPPER DECK of BALTO (JE, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 666): BETTERTHANEVER of WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 650): FRIDAY THE 13TH of BACON MAKIN' (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 653): BIG PIMPIN' IMP of THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (Street Legal)
                            PINCH BLISTER of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
                            THE CODDLER of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 652): DISEASE of DARK AT HEART (?, mgr.)
               (turn 651): TERRA SIGILLATA of THE RED BLADES (Bill the Bard, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 620): BELARDON FRYE of MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 279): MS D. MEENER of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 598): ROCKHOG JR of DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
                           FAROMAN of DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 263): KORASIM of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
               (turn 262): MADAM VENUSIA of SPARF! (Crip, mgr.)

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

There you are again!  Hullo!

     This is where I talk about the thrilling things that happened here on fight day.
*taps fingers*  Alllll.... righty then.
     The four warriors who were voted onto the most popular and least popular lists
simultaneously were:  Gateway, Stassia, Crysoprase, and Rob A. Ree.  It pains me to
report that these unfortunate individuals may have suffered... consequences due to
this state of cognitive dissonance.
     GATEWAY (82-15631) (87-56-1,304) of ATTACK OF THE CLONES fought WORK IN PROGRESS
(38-4193) (60-185-2,184) of JUST BECAUSE.  GATEWAY devastated WORK IN PROGRESS in a 1
minute mismatched Title fight.  Yes, yes, of course Gateway is still our Keeper of
the Runeblade, and of course he is still our Top Lunger, and now, he says he is
writing a book:  "Love Me or Hate Me, I Can Still Beat You Up."  I ventured to
suggest that the title might be a bit too long for a book cover, and he accused me of
falling into the "hate me" category and threw a bottle of ink at me.  Work in
Progress is our top Parry-Ripper still -- a fun style.
     SMELL CAREFULLY (18-8889) (54-96-2,229) of STREET PIZZA fought FERD THE TOWER
(104-27) (120-15-8,280) of FERD'S TEAM.  SMELL CAREFULLY was handily defeated by FERD
THE TOWER in a 1 minute one-sided match.  Really, no one can beat Ferd the Tower.
Right?  That's what I've heard anyway.  So it's no disgrace, losing to him.
     ??RADAR?? (82-20310) (66-87-1,238) of DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II fought COOLER (82-
7277) (115-109-2,191) of STYROFOAM.  ??RADAR?? was viciously subdued by COOLER in a
popular 1 minute gory contest.  Of course, Cooler is our Top Slasher.  But ??Radar??
has had to yield the Top Waste spot to Stassia.  Will we soon see those two titans
battling it out for the Top Wall of Steel honor?
     RUGEN THE JELLYFISH (82-12478) (50-20-0,219) of HANNAH'S PALS fought LOCAL
CONSTABLE (104-22) (0-0-0,181) of NOT A FISHERMAN.  RUGEN THE JELLYFISH demolished
LOCAL CONSTABLE in a 2 minute mismatched competition.  Reportedly, the Constable only
fought Rugen because his challenge to the Drunken Fisherman did not go through.  In
any case Rugen -- well done.  I've had a few run-ins with constables myself during my
salad days.  This one is named Durgen Marfy and he's... all right, if you're not
drunk and disorderly.  He has this disconcerting way of folding his arms, looking
askance at you, and saying, "Hmm."
     CRYSOPRASE (1-3266) (88-118-2,196) of ILLFANG PACT fought ROB A. REE (39-3241)
(53-43-1,177) of CRIMINAL ELEMENT.  CRYSOPRASE bested ROB A. REE in a crowd pleasing
2 minute match.  That's all well and good -- wins are a bit scarce for the poor girl
-- but she, too, suffered from cognitive dissonance.  It hit her rather hard
actually.  She was seen in the ladies' locker room after her fight, bashing her head
repeatedly on a metal locker and moaning "Love hate!  Love hate!  This is bad, bad,
BAD for the daisies!"  As for Rob, he actually went Lakeside, lay down in a dingy,
and dangled his arm in the water to watch the little lake monsters come up for a
nibble, and then suddenly veer away in disgust.
     STASSIA (37-1523) (78-99-3,196) of UP TO NO GOOD fought ARSONIST ART (39-3325)
(48-42-0,180) of CRIMINAL ELEMENT.  STASSIA overcame ARSONIST ART in a 2 minute
fight.  This was our top Wall of Steel overcoming our top Total Parry.  On the one
hand, it was a rather defensive battle, which our spectators tend to dislike.  On the
other hand, there was that wardrobe malfunction.  Stassia's leather bodice was laced
rather tightly, and during a particularly strenouous move... well, we all got the
picture.  Was she affected by the cognitive dissonance?  I believe so.  She walked
around kissing men at random and then slapping them.  She slaps hard, too!  Knocked
me over.
     MEN WORKING (38-4189) (53-192-1,198) of JUST BECAUSE fought B.A. TURRY (39-3383)
(32-43-2,174) of CRIMINAL ELEMENT.  MEN WORKING was handily defeated by B.A. TURRY in
a 2 minute uneven melee.  Despite his loss, Mr. Working is our Top Basher.
     SEX ON THE BEACH (54-2435) (43-35-3,177) of INDULGENT DRINKS fought M. CHARDINEE
(104-8) (0-0-0,110) of CHARDONNAY.  SEX ON THE BEACH vanquished M. CHARDINEE in a 1
minute uneven fight.
     Last but not least, we come to the five warriors of The Middle Way 5, who went
two-and-three against the stand-in warriors.  This is rather unfortunate!  Because
these are relatively young fighters in an aging arena, they didn't get to fight any
official gladiators, at all.  But let us welcome this new blood!
     KATIRONA MURH (5-4929) (25-15-2,92) of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 fought DEBBY TONTE (104-
2) (20-30-0,30) of SPYREPORTERS.  KATIRONA MURH viciously subdued DEBBY TONTE in a
popular 2 minute brutal fight.  Well done, Katirona.  That's not the real Debby Tonte
(although she'd like you to think she is) but she is tougher than you might expect.
This Debby Tonte impersonator does birthday parties and bachelor parties, and has
been heard to use the word "albendranius" quite a lot more than the original.
     PENDRU ROST (5-4956) (17-43-0,94) of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 fought COCKY SPECTATOR
(104-3) (0-0-0,0) of DARKHOLM'S ELITE.  PENDRU ROST was handily defeated by COCKY
SPECTATOR in a 1 minute one-sided bout.  The "spectator," I believe, was a
transferred warrior who arrived too late for the day's fights.  And so when the call
went up for volunteers from the stands, he jumped at the chance.  I believe Mr. Rost
may have underestimated the fellow's skill.
     JAMMY LARKE (5-4926) (20-14-0,74) of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 fought DEBBY TONTE (104-2)
(20-30-0,30) of SPYREPORTERS.  JAMMY LARKE was narrowly defeated by DEBBY TONTE in a
crowd pleasing 2 minute match.  It really was narrow!  The woman's blond wig was
turned sideways, she couldn't see anything, and she failed wildly with her sword.
Unfortunately one of the wild swings caught Mr. Larke on the neck.
     HELENE JUSTE (5-4875) (15-12-0,57) of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 fought BOOKIE'S GUARD
(104-5) (35-18-0,75) of LOCAL BULLIES.  HELENE JUSTE was devastated by BOOKIE'S GUARD
in a 1 minute one-sided battle.  Really, that was a bad mismatch.  I mean look at
their records.
     JERI LOUGH (5-4840) (14-32-0,74) of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 fought DRUNKEN FISHERMAN
(104-1) (20-20-0,50) of NOT A CONSTABLE.  JERI LOUGH beat DRUNKEN FISHERMAN in a
crowd pleasing 2 minute gory conflict.  The spectator who cheered the loudest was the
Durgen Marfy, the Local Constable.
     I believe that wraps up my account of our thrilling fights.  It's a lovely,
sunny day, albeit a blustery one, and I believe I'll go out in it and get blown
around a bit.

Until next time, cheerio!

Malic of Talcama

KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GATEWAY 82-15631            88  56  1  311  ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254 DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RUGEN THE JELLYFI 82-12478  51  20  0  227  HANNAH'S PALS (1270)       DWES EG

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889     54  97  2  210  STREET PIZZA (114)         TALCAMA
 COOLER 82-7277             116 109  2  204  STYROFOAM (1090)           DWES EG
 CRYSOPRASE 1-3266           89 118  2  202  ILLFANG PACT (281)         MORDANT
 STASSIA 37-1523             79  99  3  201  UP TO NO GOOD (316)        SIBIKHAS
 B.A. TURRY 39-3383          33  43  2  199  CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074)    XOCHITHLAN
-ALOHA ALICE 7-4867          38  94  0  197  BEACH BABES (1058)         BONSUR
 ??RADAR?? 82-20310          66  88  1  193  DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG
 WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193    60 186  2  186  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MEN WORKING 38-4189         53 193  1  179  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME
 ARSONIST ART 39-3325        48  43  0  179  CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074)    XOCHITHLAN
 SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435    44  35  3  179  INDULGENT DRINKS (1153)    TROCAR
 ROB A. REE 39-3241          53  44  1  178  CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074)    XOCHITHLAN
-TALLAHASSE TINA 7-4889      35 114  0  178  BEACH BABES (1058)         BONSUR

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-LAGUNA LIL 7-5681           30 104  0  149  BEACH BABES (1058)         BONSUR

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-BEACH BETTY 7-5768          56  72  0   98  BEACH BABES (1058)         BONSUR

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-MIAMI MIA 7-4818            46  89  5   83  BEACH BABES (1058)         BONSUR

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

No time to write personals, we're busy packing.  Going back to Bonsur, truly retired,
to devote our lives to making really good smash and throwing parties. -- the Beach
Babes

     This is sad news!  You will all be missed, most especially by the Inkeeper's
     Son.  Really, many's the evening I have wandered down to the cabana on the
     beach, and enjoyed a gourd full of smash as we sat around the campfire.  If I
     were the sort to shoulder that kind of responsibility, I'd offer to keep the
     place nice.  Have fun in Bonsur.... well, how could anyone not have fun in the
     Federation's party town?  I'll swing by for a visit the next time I go back to
     Talahya. -- Malic

     Middle Way -- Welcome!  We're glad to have you here in Darkholm. -- Malic

??Radar?? -- Oh, argh!  You're just way better than me at fighting.  And I HATE that!
When all the announcer does is talk about your body parts. -- Crysoprase

B.A. Turry -- I didn't expect to win that one!  I don't normally do well against your
style.  Congratulations on maxing out, though. -- Stassia

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

GATEWAY devastated WORK IN PROGRESS in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
SMELL CAREFULLY was handily defeated by FERD THE TOWER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
??RADAR?? was viciously subdued by COOLER in a popular 1 minute gory contest.
RUGEN THE JELLYFISH demolished LOCAL CONSTABLE in a 2 minute mismatched competition.
CRYSOPRASE bested ROB A. REE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
STASSIA overcame ARSONIST ART in a 2 minute fight.
MEN WORKING was handily defeated by B.A. TURRY in a 2 minute uneven melee.
SEX ON THE BEACH vanquished M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
KATIRONA MURH viciously subdued DEBBY TONTE in a popular 2 minute brutal fight.
PENDRU ROST was handily defeated by COCKY SPECTATOR in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
JAMMY LARKE was narrowly defeated by DEBBY TONTE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
HELENE JUSTE was devastated by BOOKIE'S GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
JERI LOUGH beat DRUNKEN FISHERMAN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         PARRY-STRIKE      14 -   5 -  1      74  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -   4 -  1      60  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         LUNGING ATTACK    39 -  26 -  0      60  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         WALL OF STEEL     27 -  19 -  1      59  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         TOTAL PARRY        7 -  12 -  0      37  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 -  13 -  0      35  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK     5 -  20 -  0      20  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         AIMED BLOW         0 -   4 -  0       0  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         STRIKING ATTACK    0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 545 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         1  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  2     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   GATEWAY 82-15631           88  56  1  311 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254)
SLASHING ATTACK  COOLER 82-7277            116 109  2  204 STYROFOAM (1090)
PARRY-STRIKE     CRYSOPRASE 1-3266          89 118  2  202 ILLFANG PACT (281)
WALL OF STEEL    STASSIA 37-1523            79  99  3  201 UP TO NO GOOD (316)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193   60 186  2  186 JUST BECAUSE (1151)
BASHING ATTACK   MEN WORKING 38-4189        53 193  1  179 JUST BECAUSE (1151)
TOTAL PARRY      ARSONIST ART 39-3325       48  43  0  179 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074)

The overall popularity leader is COOLER 82-7277.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was RUGEN THE JELLYFISH 82-12478.  The ten other most popular fighters were B.A. 
TURRY 39-3383, COOLER 82-7277, MEN WORKING 38-4189, KATIRONA MURH 5-4929, JERI LOUGH 
5-4840, ??RADAR?? 82-20310, CRYSOPRASE 1-3266, ROB A. REE 39-3241, STASSIA 37-1523, 
and GATEWAY 82-15631.

The least popular fighter this week was PENDRU ROST 5-4956.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were HELENE JUSTE 5-4875, SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889, WORK IN PROGRESS 
38-4193, JAMMY LARKE 5-4926, SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435, ARSONIST ART 39-3325, GATEWAY 
82-15631, STASSIA 37-1523, ROB A. REE 39-3241, and CRYSOPRASE 1-3266.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           1  0 0  SIBIKHAS(37)         1  0 0  TROCAR(54)           1  0 0  
KALTOS(5)            2  3 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  2 0  DWES EG(82)          3  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)          0  1 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       1  2 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CRYSOPRASE 1-3266           89 118  2  202  ILLFANG PACT (281)         MORDANT
 SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889     54  97  2  210  STREET PIZZA (114)         TALCAMA
 STASSIA 37-1523             79  99  3  201  UP TO NO GOOD (316)        SIBIKHAS
 WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193    60 186  2  186  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME
 B.A. TURRY 39-3383          33  43  2  199  CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074)    XOCHITHLAN
 SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435    44  35  3  179  INDULGENT DRINKS (1153)    TROCAR
 GATEWAY 82-15631            88  56  1  311  ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254 DWES EG