DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL
Date : 12/04/2010 Duedate: 12/17/2010
DARKHOLM
DM-104 TURN-546
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 STREET PIZZA 18/114 2104 1694 23 55.4 XENOCIDE 69/725
ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1254 HYBORIA 69/747
HANNAH'S PALS 82/1270 4 INDULGENT DR 54/1153 123 151 2 44.9
DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II 82/1258 CRIMINAL ELEMENT 39/1074
2 STYROFOAM 82/1090 1205 1063 9 53.1 5 ILLFANG PACT 1/281 439 632 7 41.0
3 AESIR 3/301 217 232 2 48.3 UP TO NO GOOD 37/316
LOST SWORDS 72/573 6 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151 1072 1936 17 35.6
THE FUNNY FARM 2/881 7 BEACH BABES 7/1058 467 899 6 34.2
TACKLE BOX 37/788 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 5/1325
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 663): JOY of MIGHTY MORALS II (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 546): HEMLOCK of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 668): ALFJAR of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 640): KENYA of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 664): RAVEN of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 659): NOT-A-NUT JONES of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 668): SUZIE of CHURCH LADIES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 652): HATCHET MAN of ROGUES GALLERY (Obregon, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 654): BOATSWAIN of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 653): GECKO of REPTILE RAMPAGE (Obregon, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 621): COME ON of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 608): LUM BUSBY of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 280): QUITA ROSALA of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 601): HARD KNOCKS of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 552): BEAST of DEATH CULT (Obregon, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 263): KORASIM of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 254): NAZARETH of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 497): WHITE WIZARD of HILLTOP GURUS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 231): TORANS ULRIK of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 545): GATEWAY of ATTACK OF THE CLONES (Crip, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 663): MIGHTY MORALS II (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 546): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 668): GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 640): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 664): LONG SWORD CLUB (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 659): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 668): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 652): ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 654): THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 653): DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 621): MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 608): HOLMES ON THE RANGE (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 280): PROPHETIC OMENS (Lord Rahl, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 601): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 552): DEATH CULT (Obregon, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 263): SPARF! (Crip, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 254): CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 497): HILLTOP GURUS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 231): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 545) STREET PIZZA et al (The Upright Man, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 663): JOY of MIGHTY MORALS II (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 668): ALFJAR of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
CADILLAC DUNDEE of IRATE FORMATIONS (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 640): KENYA of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
CASSIS of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 653): BIG PIMPIN' IMP of THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (Street Legal)
PINCH BLISTER of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
THE CODDLER of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 653): REZUREKT of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
(turn 652): DISEASE of DARK AT HEART (?, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 620): BELARDON FRYE of MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 279): MS D. MEENER of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 263): KORASIM of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
(turn 262): MADAM VENUSIA of SPARF! (Crip, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 497): JIMEMMA LOCA of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Ladies and Gentlemen!
I have very little to say, but I shall try to say it at great length.
GATEWAY (82-15631) (88-56-1,311) of ATTACK OF THE CLONES fought ENDER (69-1066)
(26-23-4,192) of XENOCIDE. GATEWAY devastated ENDER in an action packed 1 minute
mismatched Title fight. Naturally, Gateway remains our Keeper of the Runeblade and
Top Lunger.
RUGEN THE JELLYFISH (82-12478) (51-20-0,227) of HANNAH'S PALS fought WORK IN
PROGRESS (38-4193) (60-186-2,186) of JUST BECAUSE. RUGEN THE JELLYFISH demolished
WORK IN PROGRESS in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee. Mr. Progress is still our
Top Parry-Riposter.
STASSIA (37-1523) (79-99-3,201) of UP TO NO GOOD fought HULA POPPER (37-2986)
(22-16-0,155) of TACKLE BOX. STASSIA won victory over HULA POPPER in a crowd
pleasing 2 minute brawl, but lost the Top Wall of Steel honors to ??Radar??.
B.A. TURRY (39-3383) (33-43-2,199) of CRIMINAL ELEMENT fought ??RADAR?? (82-
20310) (66-88-1,193) of DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II. B.A. TURRY was overpowered by ??RADAR??
in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided fight. And ??Radar?? is not only our Top Wall
of Steel but he is still our Overall Popularity Leader -- no surprise there! Hmm...
that's 0-1 for Fizban's warriors.
CRYSOPRASE (1-3266) (89-118-2,202) of ILLFANG PACT fought ROB A. REE (39-3241)
(53-44-1,178) of CRIMINAL ELEMENT. CRYSOPRASE was devastated by ROB A. REE in a
crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel. 1-1 for Fizban. Crysoprase is still our top
Parry-Striker though.
ZOLTAN (72-1483) (19-7-1,190) of LOST SWORDS fought SMELL CAREFULLY (18-8889)
(54-97-2,210) of STREET PIZZA. ZOLTAN was overpowered by SMELL CAREFULLY in a
popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
COOLER (82-7277) (116-109-2,204) of STYROFOAM fought MEN WORKING (38-4189) (53-
193-1,179) of JUST BECAUSE. COOLER handily defeated MEN WORKING in a 1 minute uneven
melee. Cooler is our Top Slasher and Men Working is our Top Basher. *sigh* Some
warriors still choose to be Bashers.
KALIDOR (69-2314) (21-23-0,173) of HYBORIA fought SEX ON THE BEACH (54-2435)
(44-35-3,179) of INDULGENT DRINKS. KALIDOR was vanquished by SEX ON THE BEACH in a 1
minute one-sided duel. 2-1 for Fizban.
ARSONIST ART (39-3325) (48-43-0,179) of CRIMINAL ELEMENT fought NEEDLE (69-3134)
(27-14-0,125) of HYBORIA. ARSONIST ART viciously subdued NEEDLE in a popular 6
minute gory duel. Art happens to be our Top Total Parry. Six minutes, that's good
staying power. And Art was voted this turn's favorite warrior, too! Good going! 3-
1 for Fizban.
HAGAR (3-3717) (20-3-0,106) of AESIR fought KATIRONA MURH (5-4929) (26-15-2,94)
of THE MIDDLE WAY 5. HAGAR overpowered KATIRONA MURH in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
JAMMY LARKE (5-4926) (20-15-0,47) of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 fought TYR (3-5575) (18-3-
0,63) of AESIR. JAMMY LARKE was overpowered by TYR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-
sided match.
HELENE JUSTE (5-4875) (15-13-0,57) of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 fought INKEEPER'S SON
(104-4) (15-15-0,40) of THE MIDDLE WAY. HELENE JUSTE was devastated by INKEEPER'S
SON in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
JERI LOUGH (5-4840) (15-32-0,76) of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 fought THUNDER BUG (37-
3734) (15-9-0,64) of TACKLE BOX. JERI LOUGH was devastated by THUNDER BUG in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute mismatched bout.
EEK THE CAT (2-4110) (11-7-0,40) of THE FUNNY FARM fought PENDRU ROST (5-4956)
(17-44-0,37) of THE MIDDLE WAY 5. EEK THE CAT vanquished PENDRU ROST in a 1 minute
mismatched bout. Eek is our Top Parry-Lunger. Heh.
That's all the fights there were. Oh, I had a bit of a spat with my valet, but
no blows were exchanged. Something about a nice pair of plaid pants.
And so, that concludes my spyreport. Cheerio!
Malic of Talcama
KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GATEWAY 82-15631 89 56 1 322 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254 DWES EG
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RUGEN THE JELLYFI 82-12478 52 20 0 234 HANNAH'S PALS (1270) DWES EG
SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889 55 97 2 224 STREET PIZZA (114) TALCAMA
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
COOLER 82-7277 117 109 2 209 STYROFOAM (1090) DWES EG
??RADAR?? 82-20310 67 88 1 209 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG
STASSIA 37-1523 80 99 3 203 UP TO NO GOOD (316) SIBIKHAS
ROB A. REE 39-3241 54 44 1 200 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
-ALOHA ALICE 7-4867 38 94 0 197 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
ENDER 69-1066 26 24 4 192 XENOCIDE (725) CIMMERIAC
WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 60 187 2 188 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435 45 35 3 187 INDULGENT DRINKS (1153) TROCAR
B.A. TURRY 39-3383 33 44 2 187 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
ZOLTAN 72-1483 19 8 1 183 LOST SWORDS (573) DRAGONHEAD
CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 89 119 2 182 ILLFANG PACT (281) MORDANT
ARSONIST ART 39-3325 49 43 0 181 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-TALLAHASSE TINA 7-4889 35 114 0 178 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
MEN WORKING 38-4189 53 194 1 176 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
KALIDOR 69-2314 21 24 0 168 HYBORIA (747) CIMMERIAC
HULA POPPER 37-2986 22 17 0 164 TACKLE BOX (788) SIBIKHAS
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-LAGUNA LIL 7-5681 30 104 0 149 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
NEEDLE 69-3134 27 15 0 139 HYBORIA (747) CIMMERIAC
HAGAR 3-3717 21 3 0 120 AESIR (301) OSKSI
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-BEACH BETTY 7-5768 56 72 0 98 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
-THE CODDLER 18-9746 22 26 1 93 CENTER FOR OLDS (1169) TALCAMA
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-MIAMI MIA 7-4818 46 89 5 83 BEACH BABES (1058) BONSUR
THUNDER BUG 37-3734 16 9 0 81 TACKLE BOX (788) SIBIKHAS
TYR 3-5575 19 3 0 73 AESIR (301) OSKSI
EEK THE CAT 2-4110 12 7 0 49 THE FUNNY FARM (881) NIANIA
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Okay, we weren't going to do personals today, the boss is sick and said we didn't
have to. But some things have to be made clear here.
First: This is a private guildhouse. Just because the previous tennants
called it The Cabana, held parties, and invited lots of people doesn't make it a
public thoroughfare. We lock the doors, and we don't appreciate people pounding on
'em.
Second: We're here at the specific request of some idiot of a manager, Fizzle
or Misfire or something like that, who asked for "entry-level competition." We
wouldn't mind seeing some "entry-level competition" ourselves. If we face nothing
but standbys again today, we may just shut down here entirely. It isn't like the
boss will MIND. -- Jammy Larke for the Middle Way
P.S. You guys don't even have entry-level STANDBYS.
Jammy -- But... but Darkholm NEEDS a party spot, do you understand? NEEDS it.
Don't make me volunteer the Black Tower. I've been told it would be
undignified. -- Malic
Rob A. Ree -- Those were some wimpy attacks you made there. Were you attacking, or
flirting? -- Crysoprase
Arsonist Art -- So, you can dish it out, but you can't take it. Where do you get off
calling yourself hot stuff, huh? -- Stassia
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
GATEWAY devastated ENDER in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
RUGEN THE JELLYFISH demolished WORK IN PROGRESS in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
STASSIA won victory over HULA POPPER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brawl.
B.A. TURRY was overpowered by ??RADAR?? in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided fight.
CRYSOPRASE was devastated by ROB A. REE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
ZOLTAN was overpowered by SMELL CAREFULLY in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
COOLER handily defeated MEN WORKING in a 1 minute uneven melee.
KALIDOR was vanquished by SEX ON THE BEACH in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ARSONIST ART viciously subdued NEEDLE in a popular 6 minute gory duel.
HAGAR overpowered KATIRONA MURH in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
JAMMY LARKE was overpowered by TYR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
HELENE JUSTE was devastated by INKEEPER'S SON in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
JERI LOUGH was devastated by THUNDER BUG in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched bout.
EEK THE CAT vanquished PENDRU ROST in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 9 PARRY-STRIKE 12 - 6 - 1 67 |
|WALL OF STEEL 6 WALL OF STEEL 29 - 19 - 1 60 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 40 - 29 - 0 58 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 6 - 1 50 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 7 - 11 - 0 39 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 - 13 - 0 35 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 2 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 BASHING ATTACK 6 - 19 - 0 24 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 0 - 4 - 0 0 |
|AIMED BLOW 0 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 2 - 0 0 |
Turn 546 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 5 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 4 - 2 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 3 WALL OF STEEL
LUNGING ATTACK 5 - 4 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 1 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK GATEWAY 82-15631 89 56 1 322 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254)
SLASHING ATTACK COOLER 82-7277 117 109 2 209 STYROFOAM (1090)
WALL OF STEEL ??RADAR?? 82-20310 67 88 1 209 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258)
PARRY-RIPOSTE WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 60 187 2 188 JUST BECAUSE (1151)
PARRY-STRIKE CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 89 119 2 182 ILLFANG PACT (281)
TOTAL PARRY ARSONIST ART 39-3325 49 43 0 181 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074)
BASHING ATTACK MEN WORKING 38-4189 53 194 1 176 JUST BECAUSE (1151)
PARRY-LUNGE EEK THE CAT 2-4110 12 7 0 49 THE FUNNY FARM (881)
The overall popularity leader is ??RADAR?? 82-20310. The most popular warrior this
turn was ARSONIST ART 39-3325. The ten other most popular fighters were NEEDLE
69-3134, HULA POPPER 37-2986, ??RADAR?? 82-20310, ROB A. REE 39-3241, RUGEN THE
JELLYFISH 82-12478, THUNDER BUG 37-3734, GATEWAY 82-15631, STASSIA 37-1523, B.A.
TURRY 39-3383, and SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889.
The least popular fighter this week was PENDRU ROST 5-4956. The other ten least
popular fighters were KATIRONA MURH 5-4929, KALIDOR 69-2314, MEN WORKING 38-4189,
CRYSOPRASE 1-3266, JERI LOUGH 5-4840, HELENE JUSTE 5-4875, JAMMY LARKE 5-4926, ENDER
69-1066, EEK THE CAT 2-4110, and SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 0 1 0 TALCAMA(18) 1 0 0 TROCAR(54) 1 0 0
NIANIA(2) 1 0 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 2 1 0 CIMMERIAC(69) 0 3 0
OSKSI(3) 2 0 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 2 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 1 0
KALTOS(5) 0 5 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 2 1 0 DWES EG(82) 4 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 89 119 2 182 ILLFANG PACT (281) MORDANT
EEK THE CAT 2-4110 12 7 0 49 THE FUNNY FARM (881) NIANIA
HAGAR 3-3717 21 3 0 120 AESIR (301) OSKSI
SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889 55 97 2 224 STREET PIZZA (114) TALCAMA
STASSIA 37-1523 80 99 3 203 UP TO NO GOOD (316) SIBIKHAS
WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 60 187 2 188 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
ROB A. REE 39-3241 54 44 1 200 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435 45 35 3 187 INDULGENT DRINKS (1153) TROCAR
ENDER 69-1066 26 24 4 192 XENOCIDE (725) CIMMERIAC
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ZOLTAN 72-1483 19 8 1 183 LOST SWORDS (573) DRAGONHEAD
GATEWAY 82-15631 89 56 1 322 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254 DWES EG