DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL
Date : 01/15/2011 Duedate: 01/28/2011
DARKHOLM
DM-104 TURN-549
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 STREET PIZZA 18/114 2113 1697 23 55.5 XENOCIDE 69/725
ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1254 HYBORIA 69/747
HANNAH'S PALS 82/1270 4 INDULGENT DR 54/1153 128 158 2 44.8
DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II 82/1258 CRIMINAL ELEMENT 39/1074
2 STYROFOAM 82/1090 1207 1064 9 53.1 5 ILLFANG PACT 1/281 444 633 7 41.2
3 AESIR 3/301 234 245 2 48.9 UP TO NO GOOD 37/316
THE FUNNY FARM 2/881 6 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151 1074 1940 17 35.6
LOST SWORDS 72/573 7 THE MIDDLE WA 5/1325 469 912 6 34.0
TACKLE BOX 37/788 8-THE ROCKERS 7/61 1 0 1 100
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 666): FLOOD SURFER of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 549): HEMLOCK of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 671): COFFEE HOUSE POET of GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 643): PUY of TEERAK HA (LHI, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 667): SOLITAIRE of JAMES BONDAGE (Obregon, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 662): HAPPY HARRIET of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 671): ESCHER of UNDEAD ARTISTS (Otto X, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 655): HATCHET MAN of ROGUES GALLERY (Obregon, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 657): ANONYMISSUS of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 656): BORGES of LITERATE LOONS (Sherman, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 624): ALLIS of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 611): LUM BUSBY of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 281): TIMOR UNRED of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 604): HARD KNOCKS of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 555): EVERYONE BURNS of RAISING R'LYEH (Reaper, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 264): ALLERDAE CHAN of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 256): I'M A BASHER of BASHAHOLICS ANON (Assurnasirbanipal)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 500): THE PLAGUE of DISASTERS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 232): STEVE LAKE of SUE'S BOYS (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 548): GATEWAY of ATTACK OF THE CLONES (Crip, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 666): CLUELESS (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 549): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 671): GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 643): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 667): LONG SWORD CLUB (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 662): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 671): BUNIONS SQUAD (Obregonr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 655): BACON MAKIN' (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 657): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 656): LITERATE LOONS (Sherman, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 624): REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 611): HOLMES ON THE RANGE (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 281): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 604): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 555): AMAZON ELITE (Doc Miracle, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 264): SPARF! (Crip, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 256): BASHAHOLICS ANON (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 500): HILLTOP GURUS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 232): POSITION IS EMPTY
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 548) STREET PIZZA et al (The Upright Man, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 3 OSKSI (turn 671): COFFEE HOUSE POET of GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 642): ARMITAGE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 671): RAMROD of BUNION SQUAD (Obregon, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 279): MS D. MEENER of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 554): NYARLATHOTEP of RAISING R'LYEH (Reaper, mgr.)
OF SEA AND WIND of RAISING R'LYEH (Reaper, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 263): KORASIM of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hullo!
Well... there were no challenges today, as such, but Arsonist Art did say he had
thought about challenging Cooler. But then he saw something shiny and got
distracted. *sigh*
GATEWAY (82-15631) (91-56-1,348) of ATTACK OF THE CLONES fought B.A. TURRY (39-
3383) (35-44-2,211) of CRIMINAL ELEMENT. GATEWAY devastated B.A. TURRY in an action
packed 1 minute mismatched Title fight. Hmm. It was the easiest of his three
potential opponents. See, Gateway, if you had challenged, you could have fought
someone more... challenging. Naturally, Gateway remains our Top Lunger.
RUGEN THE JELLYFISH (82-12478) (54-20-0,255) of HANNAH'S PALS fought BLIND
BEGGAR (104-26) (40-35-0,200) of WASTELAND. RUGEN THE JELLYFISH demolished BLIND
BEGGAR in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee. *Tsk*
COOLER (82-7277) (119-109-2,219) of STYROFOAM fought ENDER (69-1066) (26-26-
4,193) of XENOCIDE. COOLER was vanquished by ENDER in a popular 1 minute mismatched
brawl. Still, Cooler remains our top Slasher. And Ender remains our intrepid
adventurer!
CRYSOPRASE (1-3266) (91-119-2,201) of ILLFANG PACT fought MEN WORKING (38-4189)
(53-196-1,166) of JUST BECAUSE. CRYSOPRASE defeated MEN WORKING in a crowd pleasing
1 minute match. Wait -- isn't that the same person she fought last time?
WORK IN PROGRESS (38-4193) (61-188-2,195) of JUST BECAUSE fought SEX ON THE
BEACH (54-2435) (45-37-3,155) of INDULGENT DRINKS. WORK IN PROGRESS devastated SEX
ON THE BEACH in a 3 minute one-sided duel. Work devastating sex. Gloomy thought,
eh?
ROB A. REE (39-3241) (55-45-1,199) of CRIMINAL ELEMENT fought KALIDOR (69-2314)
(21-26-0,172) of HYBORIA. ROB A. REE devastated KALIDOR in an action packed 1 minute
one-sided competition.
ARSONIST ART (39-3325) (50-44-0,208) of CRIMINAL ELEMENT fought HAGAR (3-3717)
(23-3-0,168) of AESIR. ARSONIST ART was vanquished by HAGAR in a 1 minute uneven
duel.
STASSIA (37-1523) (81-100-3,200) of UP TO NO GOOD fought HULA POPPER (37-2986)
(22-19-0,161) of TACKLE BOX. STASSIA vanquished HULA POPPER in an action packed 1
minute uneven fight. I say, Hula Popper should be fighting The Middle Way, shouldn't
he (or she)?
SMELL CAREFULLY (18-8889) (56-98-2,187) of STREET PIZZA fought ZOLTAN (72-1483)
(19-10-1,172) of LOST SWORDS. SMELL CAREFULLY was savagely defeated by ZOLTAN in an
exciting 2 minute gruesome fight. Zoltan, another opponent for The Middle Way.
Although he needs to slow down on the savagely defeating.
??RADAR?? (82-20310) (68-89-1,203) of DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II fought NEEDLE (69-
3134) (28-16-0,171) of HYBORIA. ??RADAR?? savagely defeated NEEDLE in an exciting 2
minute brutal fight. Just as one would expect.
ALFJAR (3-6512) (17-9-1,94) of AESIR fought JERI LOUGH (5-4840) (15-35-0,58) of
THE MIDDLE WAY 5. ALFJAR was devastated by JERI LOUGH in a 1 minute mismatched
conflict. See? See?
HELENE JUSTE (5-4875) (15-16-0,41) of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 fought DRUNKEN FISHERMAN
(104-1) (20-20-0,50) of THE BEARS. HELENE JUSTE demolished DRUNKEN FISHERMAN in a 1
minute mismatched match. Oh yes!
JAMMY LARKE (5-4926) (20-18-0,36) of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 fought TYR (3-5575) (21-3-
0,77) of AESIR. JAMMY LARKE was overpowered by TYR in a popular 1 minute gruesome
mismatched conflict. Hm.
PENDRU ROST (5-4956) (17-47-0,39) of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 fought THUNDER BUG (37-
3734) (18-9-0,89) of TACKLE BOX. PENDRU ROST was overpowered by THUNDER BUG in a 1
minute uneven struggle. Hm.
KATIRONA MURH (5-4929) (26-18-2,71) of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 fought EEK THE CAT (2-
4110) (14-7-0,66) of THE FUNNY FARM. KATIRONA MURH was overpowered by EEK THE CAT in
a 1 minute mismatched brawl. Meh. a 2-3 turn isn't bad, is it? Eek, by the way, is
our top Parry-Lunger.
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Malic here.
Having heard a high-pitched laugh of the demented persuasion issuing from the
abandoned casino, Ender and I walked up to the front door.
"Are you sure it's a ghost?" I said. "Not just... you know... a child playing
or something?"
"Not sure," said the sturdy fellow. "One way to find out." A man of few words,
Ender.
He tried the door. Locked. "Oh well," I said, suddenly feeling much cheerier.
"That's that. We tried. Let's go, eh what?" (having suddenly developed an urgent
wish not to be late for that party in four hours' time)
But then Ender unslung an axe from a leather contraption on his back, and swung
it at the door! A few chops were enough to smash the door. He stepped over the
splintered wood and into the shadowy interior. After taking a moment to consider, so
did I.
Since the day outside was gray and stormy, you can well imagine how dark it was
inside, with the windows all boarded over. Also, there were cobwebs. Sheets and
sheets of cobwebs, which made me wonder what all those spiders could have found to
eat. Dust, maybe? Since there was a lot of that around as well.
Not, I hoped, adventurers.
"Quite a lot of webs," I whispered.
Ender nodded. He unslung a lantern from his belt, and lit it. I said, "Let me
carry the lantern, so you'll have both hands free for fighting, if need be."
We found ourselves in a sort of alcove, looking out into a large room filled
with tables. Huge chandeliers hung from the two-story-high ceiling. Balconies went
around, at the second-story level. A high-pitched giggle echoed through the room.
I looked around quickly. "There!" I said, pointing. Up on a balcony, we saw...
a man. Or at least it used to be a man. He had a huge gash in his neck, wounds on
his torso that rent his chain mail, and one of his hands appeared to be freshly
severed. He was covered in his own blood, but he held a scimitar, which appeared to
be covered in someone else's.
Someone screamed, and then I fainted.
KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GATEWAY 82-15631 92 56 1 359 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254 DWES EG
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RUGEN THE JELLYFI 82-12478 55 20 0 269 HANNAH'S PALS (1270) DWES EG
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ENDER 69-1066 27 26 4 213 XENOCIDE (725) CIMMERIAC
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
??RADAR?? 82-20310 69 89 1 210 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG
CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 92 119 2 203 ILLFANG PACT (281) MORDANT
STASSIA 37-1523 82 100 3 203 UP TO NO GOOD (316) SIBIKHAS
ROB A. REE 39-3241 56 45 1 203 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 62 188 2 202 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
B.A. TURRY 39-3383 35 45 2 199 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
HAGAR 3-3717 24 3 0 198 AESIR (301) OSKSI
ZOLTAN 72-1483 20 10 1 188 LOST SWORDS (573) DRAGONHEAD
COOLER 82-7277 119 110 2 186 STYROFOAM (1090) DWES EG
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ARSONIST ART 39-3325 50 45 0 179 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889 56 99 2 178 STREET PIZZA (114) TALCAMA
NEEDLE 69-3134 28 17 0 174 HYBORIA (747) CIMMERIAC
KALIDOR 69-2314 21 27 0 172 HYBORIA (747) CIMMERIAC
MEN WORKING 38-4189 53 197 1 170 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
HULA POPPER 37-2986 22 20 0 161 TACKLE BOX (788) SIBIKHAS
SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435 45 38 3 158 INDULGENT DRINKS (1153) TROCAR
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-NEWKIRK 7-5156 19 7 2 104 THE ROCKERS (61) BONSUR
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THUNDER BUG 37-3734 19 9 0 91 TACKLE BOX (788) SIBIKHAS
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
EEK THE CAT 2-4110 15 7 0 84 THE FUNNY FARM (881) NIANIA
TYR 3-5575 22 3 0 79 AESIR (301) OSKSI
ALFJAR 3-6512 17 10 1 66 AESIR (301) OSKSI
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
We seriously considered not writing anything this turn, no personals at all. It
isn't like an oh-fer turn, one after another after another, is all that much FUN--not
that it's anyone's fault but ours (or our manager's), so why commemorate it by
chatting at people who don't answer? But we figured that you at least deserved the
courtesy of knowing WHY we aren't writing any personals. And this is it. The why.
-- the Middle Way
P.S. We'll continue to fight, that's in our contract, but for now, no personals.
Some of you won today. Helene beat the Drunken Fisherman and Jeri Lough
defeated an actual gladiator. This is cause for celebration! *hoists a drink*
Cheers! -- Malic
Katorina -- What can I say? It was a Wunday edition. -- Hagar
Stassia -- Well, basically because I have the same stats I was born with, while the
rest of Darkholm does not. -- Kalidor
Rugen the Jellyfish -- Wow. After you whacked me on the head, I don't remember
anything else that happened until waking up in the infirmary. But they told me that
we fought a little longer and I walked to the infirmary. Weird. -- Stassia
P.S. They had to chop off some of my hair in order to stitch me up. From now on,
I'm going into combat in cornrows. That should keep the hair out of the healers'
way.
Men Working -- How strange you are! To be named "Men" and yet you're not even male
(exactly...). You know, they can reattach or regrow that for you. Even if you
haven't had it for several years. I do recommend it. I think it would enrich your
life. -- Crysoprase
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
GATEWAY devastated B.A. TURRY in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
RUGEN THE JELLYFISH demolished BLIND BEGGAR in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
COOLER was vanquished by ENDER in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
CRYSOPRASE defeated MEN WORKING in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
WORK IN PROGRESS devastated SEX ON THE BEACH in a 3 minute one-sided duel.
ROB A. REE devastated KALIDOR in a action packed 1 minute one-sided competition.
ARSONIST ART was vanquished by HAGAR in a 1 minute uneven duel.
STASSIA vanquished HULA POPPER in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
SMELL CAREFULLY was savagely defeated by ZOLTAN in a exciting 2 minute gruesome fight.
??RADAR?? savagely defeated NEEDLE in a exciting 2 minute brutal fight.
ALFJAR was devastated by JERI LOUGH in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
HELENE JUSTE demolished DRUNKEN FISHERMAN in a 1 minute mismatched match.
JAMMY LARKE was overpowered by TYR in a popular 1 minute gruesome mismatched conflict.
PENDRU ROST was overpowered by THUNDER BUG in a 1 minute uneven struggle.
KATIRONA MURH was overpowered by EEK THE CAT in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 9 PARRY-STRIKE 10 - 5 - 0 67 |
|WALL OF STEEL 6 LUNGING ATTACK 46 - 30 - 0 61 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 4 WALL OF STEEL 29 - 24 - 0 55 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 TOTAL PARRY 7 - 8 - 0 47 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 5 - 0 44 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 9 - 13 - 1 41 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 BASHING ATTACK 9 - 15 - 0 38 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 15 - 0 25 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 4 - 0 20 |
|AIMED BLOW 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 2 - 0 0 |
Turn 549 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 7 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 4 2 WALL OF STEEL
LUNGING ATTACK 7 - 2 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 1 1 PARRY-STRIKE
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1
WALL OF STEEL 3 - 3
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK GATEWAY 82-15631 92 56 1 359 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254)
WALL OF STEEL ??RADAR?? 82-20310 69 89 1 210 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258)
PARRY-STRIKE CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 92 119 2 203 ILLFANG PACT (281)
PARRY-RIPOSTE WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 62 188 2 202 JUST BECAUSE (1151)
SLASHING ATTACK COOLER 82-7277 119 110 2 186 STYROFOAM (1090)
TOTAL PARRY ARSONIST ART 39-3325 50 45 0 179 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074)
BASHING ATTACK MEN WORKING 38-4189 53 197 1 170 JUST BECAUSE (1151)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-LUNGE EEK THE CAT 2-4110 15 7 0 84 THE FUNNY FARM (881)
The overall popularity leader is ??RADAR?? 82-20310. The most popular warrior this
turn was WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193. The ten other most popular fighters were ZOLTAN
72-1483, ??RADAR?? 82-20310, SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435, RUGEN THE JELLYFISH 82-12478,
ROB A. REE 39-3241, SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889, TYR 3-5575, GATEWAY 82-15631, ENDER
69-1066, and CRYSOPRASE 1-3266.
The least popular fighter this week was KATIRONA MURH 5-4929. The other ten least
popular fighters were ALFJAR 3-6512, ARSONIST ART 39-3325, PENDRU ROST 5-4956, JAMMY
LARKE 5-4926, COOLER 82-7277, B.A. TURRY 39-3383, HULA POPPER 37-2986, KALIDOR
69-2314, MEN WORKING 38-4189, and EEK THE CAT 2-4110.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 1 0 0 TALCAMA(18) 0 1 0 TROCAR(54) 0 1 0
NIANIA(2) 1 0 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 2 1 0 CIMMERIAC(69) 1 2 0
OSKSI(3) 2 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 1 0 0
KALTOS(5) 2 3 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 1 2 0 DWES EG(82) 3 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 92 119 2 203 ILLFANG PACT (281) MORDANT
EEK THE CAT 2-4110 15 7 0 84 THE FUNNY FARM (881) NIANIA
HAGAR 3-3717 24 3 0 198 AESIR (301) OSKSI
SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889 56 99 2 178 STREET PIZZA (114) TALCAMA
STASSIA 37-1523 82 100 3 203 UP TO NO GOOD (316) SIBIKHAS
WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 62 188 2 202 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
ROB A. REE 39-3241 56 45 1 203 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435 45 38 3 158 INDULGENT DRINKS (1153) TROCAR
ENDER 69-1066 27 26 4 213 XENOCIDE (725) CIMMERIAC
ZOLTAN 72-1483 20 10 1 188 LOST SWORDS (573) DRAGONHEAD
GATEWAY 82-15631 92 56 1 359 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254 DWES EG