DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL
Date : 02/12/2011 Duedate: 02/25/2011
DARKHOLM
DM-104 TURN-551
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 STREET PIZZA 18/114 2118 1700 23 55.5 XENOCIDE 69/725
ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1254 HYBORIA 69/747
HANNAH'S PALS 82/1270 4 INDULGENT DR 54/1153 132 162 2 44.9
DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II 82/1258 CRIMINAL ELEMENT 39/1074
2 STYROFOAM 82/1090 1209 1064 9 53.2 5 ILLFANG PACT 1/281 444 637 7 41.1
3 AESIR 3/301 241 248 2 49.3 UP TO NO GOOD 37/316
THE FUNNY FARM 2/881 6 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151 1074 1944 17 35.6
TACKLE BOX 37/788 7 THE MIDDLE WA 5/1325 470 921 6 33.8
LOST SWORDS 72/573
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 668): FLOOD SURFER of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 551): HEMLOCK of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 673): FUNNY FARM FIEND of STATE OF MIND (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 645): IRONSIDE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 669): MECHANON of TECHNOLOGY (Otto X, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 664): HAPPY HARRIET of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 673): QUEENIE of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 657): FLATLINERS of BACON MAKIN' (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 659): DELTON of OF WOLF AND MAN II (Tripwire, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 658): TOO BIG TO FAIL of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 626): ALLIS of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 613): LUM BUSBY of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 282): TIMOR UNRED of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 606): DAMON SHOVELL of DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 557): MAHAGHAL of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 264): ALLERDAE CHAN of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 257): I'M A BASHER of BASHAHOLICS ANON (Assurnasirbanipal)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 502): THE PLAGUE of DISASTERS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 233): TORANS ULROL of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 550): GATEWAY of ATTACK OF THE CLONES (Crip, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 668): HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 551): THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 673): STATE OF MIND (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 645): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 669): TECHNOLOGY (Otto X, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 664): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 673): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 657): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 659): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 658): 420 B.C. (Bubba Ganoosh, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 626): REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 613): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 282): PROPHETIC OMENS (Lord Rahl, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 605): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 557): AMAZON ELITE (Doc Miracle, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 264): SPARF! (Crip, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 257): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 502): OUT OF CONTROL (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 233): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 550) STREET PIZZA et al (The Upright Man, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 668): FLOOD SURFER of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 672): KARAOKE KILLER of GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.)
VECTOR UNSTALBE of ASTRAL KIN (Arcane Kid, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 644): DIAPERED ZALGOR of BABY BROTHERS (?, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 669): SONNY of TECHNOLOGY (Otto X, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 659): ERIN GO BRAGH of RYAN'S HENCHMEN (Leprechaun, mgr.)
(turn 658): CLOVER of RYAN'S HENCHMEN (Leprechaun, mgr.)
LITTLE MOKELE 2 of SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (Manager, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 626): ALLIS of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
(turn 625): COME ON of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 606): DAMON SHOVELL of DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
HARD KNOCKS of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 556): GRAPEFRUIT of FRUITS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 263): KORASIM of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
So why do I have this bag over my head? Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and
I'm going to give you a spy report!. Hey everybody, watch out for SEX ON THE BEACH,
who flew up 25 points in the rankings after mashing CRYSOPRASE like a melon. Keep
your eye on this gal. Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands.
CRYSOPRASE was bested by SEX ON THE BEACH and drops 21 points. In front of all the
crowds, COOLER took the Duelmaster's crown for its own. I give the bum two weeks.
Can you believe they are paying me 10 gold to deliver this stuff?
Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the DARKHOLM arena.
Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day
drinking to their memory. Better tanked than dead! Ask not the elves for counsel,
for they will say both yes and no. Silly buggers, eh?
Well, there's the manager of the DARKHOLM giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?). Well, there goes another Spy Report.
Good luck in next week's fights. See ya next time I'm on this circuit!-- The Unknown
Spymaster
KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
COOLER 82-7277 121 110 2 252 STYROFOAM (1090) DWES EG
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
??RADAR?? 82-20310 71 89 1 226 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG
ENDER 69-1066 28 26 4 223 XENOCIDE (725) CIMMERIAC
ROB A. REE 39-3241 58 45 1 212 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HAGAR 3-3717 25 3 0 207 AESIR (301) OSKSI
STASSIA 37-1523 82 102 3 202 UP TO NO GOOD (316) SIBIKHAS
RUGEN THE JELLYFI 82-12478 56 21 0 202 HANNAH'S PALS (1270) DWES EG
B.A. TURRY 39-3383 36 46 2 200 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 62 190 2 195 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
GATEWAY 82-15631 93 57 1 193 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254 DWES EG
SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889 57 100 2 188 STREET PIZZA (114) TALCAMA
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ZOLTAN 72-1483 20 11 1 186 LOST SWORDS (573) DRAGONHEAD
KALIDOR 69-2314 22 27 0 184 HYBORIA (747) CIMMERIAC
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HULA POPPER 37-2986 23 20 0 180 TACKLE BOX (788) SIBIKHAS
NEEDLE 69-3134 28 18 0 179 HYBORIA (747) CIMMERIAC
SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435 46 39 3 176 INDULGENT DRINKS (1153) TROCAR
CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 92 121 2 168 ILLFANG PACT (281) MORDANT
MEN WORKING 38-4189 53 199 1 159 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
ARSONIST ART 39-3325 50 47 0 159 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THUNDER BUG 37-3734 20 9 0 101 TACKLE BOX (788) SIBIKHAS
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
EEK THE CAT 2-4110 16 7 0 86 THE FUNNY FARM (881) NIANIA
TYR 3-5575 23 3 0 83 AESIR (301) OSKSI
ALFJAR 3-6512 17 11 1 54 AESIR (301) OSKSI
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Prince Malic staggered into the Tower, obviously much the worse for wear, and
croaked, "Let the golem do it."
B.A. Turry -- Argh. You are the rudest gladiator I've ever met. And THAT is saying
something. -- Crysoprase
??Radar?? -- It was the forehead hit that really did me in. But I couldn't parry for
beans. You're very swift with that thing. -- Stassia
All -- I am getting together as many Duelmaster players as possible to play in a game
of Hyborian War as a change of pace. We already have 17 players that are interested
and we are trying to get as many as possible involved before I submit the list to
RSI. I am collecting the names and top 3 kingdoms that the players are interested in
and submitting it myself so we can all play in the same game. If you are interested
PM me in the DuelII Forums at Tripwire or email me at azaer123@comcast.net. --
Tripwire
Okay, we got the fight reports, and the boss made some kind of deal, so here are
personals:
Captured Cutpurse? Confusing. First, who'd bother to capture a cutpurse? Why not
just bash him over the head and leave it at that? And second, he's Rirorni, and
cutpursing seems a little sophisticated for the Rirorni, you know? We must be
corrupting them. They tell me this might actually have been the Greywand's idea--
corrupting the Rirorni. Something about "pulling their teeth," which doesn't seem
the same thing, but then, I don't do metaphors. -- Jeri Lough
The Innkeeper doesn't raise his Son well. This is an ill-disciplined whelp who
doesn't show a proper respect for his elders. -- Jammy Larke
P.S. It's weird to think of myself as an elder, but there it is.
Wow, the Cocky Spectator is SERIOUSLY annoying. -- Pendru Rost
Ditto the Bookie's Guard, but what else is new? -- Helene Juste
And a final session with the Bookie's Guard again makes this a round where we fought
only standbys. Weird. Why are we even HERE if we're only going to fight standbys?
-- Katirona Murh
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
GATEWAY was devastated by COOLER in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
??RADAR?? slimly won victory over WORK IN PROGRESS in a popular 3 minute match.
ENDER devastated SMELL CAREFULLY in a popular 1 minute one-sided contest.
CRYSOPRASE was subdued by SEX ON THE BEACH in a 2 minute competition.
ROB A. REE bested NEEDLE in a popular 2 minute duel.
B.A. TURRY was bested by HAGAR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
STASSIA was overcome by SOLACIA in a action packed 1 minute gruesome fight.
ZOLTAN was vanquished by RUGEN THE JELLYFISH in a 1 minute uneven duel.
HULA POPPER overpowered MEN WORKING in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
ARSONIST ART was overpowered by KALIDOR in a 1 minute uneven match.
JERI LOUGH was overpowered by THUNDER BUG in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
HELENE JUSTE was demolished by TYR in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
PENDRU ROST was devastated by BOOKIE'S GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
ALFJAR was overpowered by KATIRONA MURH in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
JAMMY LARKE was overpowered by EEK THE CAT in a 2 minute bloody one-sided duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 9 PARRY-STRIKE 8 - 5 - 0 62 |
|WALL OF STEEL 6 LUNGING ATTACK 45 - 30 - 0 60 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 4 WALL OF STEEL 29 - 24 - 0 55 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 SLASHING ATTACK 12 - 13 - 1 48 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 9 - 12 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-LUNGE 5 - 7 - 0 42 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 TOTAL PARRY 5 - 8 - 0 38 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 17 - 0 15 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 6 - 0 14 |
|AIMED BLOW 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 551 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 5 7 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 4 - 2 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK COOLER 82-7277 121 110 2 252 STYROFOAM (1090)
WALL OF STEEL ??RADAR?? 82-20310 71 89 1 226 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258)
LUNGING ATTACK ENDER 69-1066 28 26 4 223 XENOCIDE (725)
PARRY-RIPOSTE WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 62 190 2 195 JUST BECAUSE (1151)
PARRY-STRIKE CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 92 121 2 168 ILLFANG PACT (281)
BASHING ATTACK MEN WORKING 38-4189 53 199 1 159 JUST BECAUSE (1151)
TOTAL PARRY ARSONIST ART 39-3325 50 47 0 159 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074)
PARRY-LUNGE EEK THE CAT 2-4110 16 7 0 86 THE FUNNY FARM (881)
The overall popularity leader is CRYSOPRASE 1-3266. The most popular warrior this
turn was ROB A. REE 39-3241. The ten other most popular fighters were ??RADAR??
82-20310, HAGAR 3-3717, WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193, ENDER 69-1066, SEX ON THE BEACH
54-2435, COOLER 82-7277, CRYSOPRASE 1-3266, HULA POPPER 37-2986, EEK THE CAT 2-4110,
and SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889.
The least popular fighter this week was ALFJAR 3-6512. The other ten least popular
fighters were HELENE JUSTE 5-4875, ARSONIST ART 39-3325, JAMMY LARKE 5-4926, PENDRU
ROST 5-4956, JERI LOUGH 5-4840, MEN WORKING 38-4189, ZOLTAN 72-1483, B.A. TURRY
39-3383, GATEWAY 82-15631, and KATIRONA MURH 5-4929.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 0 1 0 TALCAMA(18) 0 1 0 TROCAR(54) 1 0 0
NIANIA(2) 1 0 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 2 1 0 CIMMERIAC(69) 2 1 0
OSKSI(3) 2 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 2 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 1 0
KALTOS(5) 1 4 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 1 2 0 DWES EG(82) 3 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 92 121 2 168 ILLFANG PACT (281) MORDANT
EEK THE CAT 2-4110 16 7 0 86 THE FUNNY FARM (881) NIANIA
HAGAR 3-3717 25 3 0 207 AESIR (301) OSKSI
SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889 57 100 2 188 STREET PIZZA (114) TALCAMA
STASSIA 37-1523 82 102 3 202 UP TO NO GOOD (316) SIBIKHAS
WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 62 190 2 195 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
ROB A. REE 39-3241 58 45 1 212 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435 46 39 3 176 INDULGENT DRINKS (1153) TROCAR
ENDER 69-1066 28 26 4 223 XENOCIDE (725) CIMMERIAC
ZOLTAN 72-1483 20 11 1 186 LOST SWORDS (573) DRAGONHEAD
COOLER 82-7277 121 110 2 252 STYROFOAM (1090) DWES EG