DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL Date : 03/12/2011 Duedate: 03/25/2011 DARKHOLM DM-104 TURN-553 RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K % 1 STREET PIZZA 18/114 2123 1703 23 55.5 XENOCIDE 69/725 ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1254 HYBORIA 69/747 HANNAH'S PALS 82/1270 4 INDULGENT DR 54/1153 136 166 2 45.0 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II 82/1258 CRIMINAL ELEMENT 39/1074 2 STYROFOAM 82/1090 1211 1064 9 53.2 5 ILLFANG PACT 1/281 447 638 7 41.2 3 AESIR 3/301 251 257 2 49.4 UP TO NO GOOD 37/316 LOST SWORDS 72/573 6 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151 1075 1947 17 35.6 THE FUNNY FARM 2/881 7 THE MIDDLE WA 5/1325 471 930 6 33.6 TACKLE BOX 37/788 '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 670): CRATER FACE of LAB EXPERIMENTS (Mannequin, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 553): HEMLOCK of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 675): COBBLESTONE of STL RAD (JE, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 647): IRONSIDE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 671): SCOOTIE PUFF JR of 011510A (The Muffin Man, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 666): CAMDEN of BALTO (JE, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 675): CHAINSAW CHUCK of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 659): WIZARDS! Of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 661): FIZZ AND FURS of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 660): TOO BIG TO FAIL of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 628): TANNY of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 615): LUM BUSBY of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 283): TIMOR UNRED of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 608): JELLO KNUCKLES of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 559): HABU of SERPENTS HOLD 2 (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 265): TIAN HU of ASIAN INVASION (?, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 258): I'M A BASHER of BASHAHOLICS ANON (Assurnasirbanipal) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 504): THE PLAGUE of DISASTERS (Papa Bear, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 234): TORANS ULROL of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 552): COOLER of STYROFOAM (Jolly, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 670): CLUELESS (Sherlock, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 553): SERPENTS HOLD (KhisantH, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 675): AESIR (Buri, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 647): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 671): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 666): REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 675): CHURCH LADIES (Papa Bear, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 659): BACON MAKIN' (Sherlock, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 661): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 660): GOLGOTHA'S BLOOMS (Action, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 628): MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 615): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 283): PROPHETIC OMENS (Lord Rahl, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 608): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 559): AMAZON ELITE (Doc Miracle, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 265): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 258): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 504): OUT OF CONTROL (Sherlock, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 234): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 552) STREET PIZZA et al (The Upright Man, mgr.) Recent Graduates ----------------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 670): CHINA BULL of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 665): NOT-A-NUT JONES of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 659): WIZARDS! Of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.) (turn 658): FLATLINERS of BACON MAKIN' (Sherlock, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 660): TOO BIG TO FAIL of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.) BUL GOBLINHEWER of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.) BORGES of LITERATE LOONS (Sherman, mgr.) FRITERSATAFATFARM of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.) (turn 659): ICE of OMINOUS REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.) SASQUATCH of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 606): DAMON SHOVELL of DELVERS (Harby, mgr.) HARD KNOCKS of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 559): MAHAGHAL of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.) REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER Hullo hullo hullo! Well, here we are with no time to say anything, and actually a few things to say. The Aesir, their guildmates, and their manager, Buri, are in the news today. Buri wrote a personal ad! And five of his gladiators issued challenges! Well done, well done! I heartily urge everyone else to do the same. ZOLTAN (72-1483) (21-11-1,200) of LOST SWORDS challenged B.A. TURRY (39-3383) (37-46-2,208) of CRIMINAL ELEMENT. ZOLTAN devastated B.A. TURRY in an action packed 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight. Action packed, indeed! HULA POPPER (37-2986) (24-20-0,185) of TACKLE BOX challenged ??RADAR?? (82- 20310) (72-89-1,243) of DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II. HULA POPPER was luckily beaten by ??RADAR?? in an exciting 2 minute Challenge melee. Thrilling! ??Radar?? is our overall popularity leader. As he should be -- who doesn't like the little guy? HAGAR (3-3717) (25-4-0,196) of AESIR challenged ROB A. REE (39-3241) (58-46- 1,198) of CRIMINAL ELEMENT. HAGAR lost to ROB A. REE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge brawl. Buri, do not let this discourage you from posting strategies! After all, Rob A. Ree is our top Lunger. NEEDLE (69-3134) (28-19-0,180) of HYBORIA challenged SEX ON THE BEACH (54-2435) (47-39-3,190) of INDULGENT DRINKS. NEEDLE savagely defeated SEX ON THE BEACH in an exciting 4 minute Challenge fight. Indeed, I would think needles and sex on the beach don't mix well. Although, if you have a tolerance for sand, I suppose you can put up with having the beach towel sewn to your leg, too. And in a non-challenge match, COOLER (82-7277) (122-110-2,264) of STYROFOAM fought RUGEN THE JELLYFISH (82-12478) (57-21-0,213) of HANNAH'S PALS. COOLER bested RUGEN THE JELLYFISH in a popular 1 minute Title duel. Thus, Cooler inadvertently defended his title, eh? And remains our top Slasher. Oooh rah! Someone from The Middle Way has defeated one of the Aesir. Who would have thought? JAMMY LARKE (5-4926) (20-22-0,43) of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 fought THOR (3- 5672) (17-9-3,63) of AESIR. JAMMY LARKE demolished THOR in a 1 minute mismatched match, and gained24 points in the rankings. I'd have bet the other way, although this week finds me a bit short in the funds so I'm not betting at all. I believe many of the spectators did, indeed, bet the other way, which could explain why Thor was voted our least popular warrior. It's short. One might debate whether or not it's sweet. But there it is, and the clerk must take it now. Until next turn, my friends. Malic of Talcama KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY COOLER 82-7277 123 110 2 287 STYROFOAM (1090) DWES EG GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY ??RADAR?? 82-20310 73 89 1 247 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG STASSIA 37-1523 84 102 3 221 UP TO NO GOOD (316) SIBIKHAS ROB A. REE 39-3241 59 46 1 214 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN ZOLTAN 72-1483 22 11 1 211 LOST SWORDS (573) DRAGONHEAD GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY GATEWAY 82-15631 95 57 1 200 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254 DWES EG RUGEN THE JELLYFI 82-12478 57 22 0 198 HANNAH'S PALS (1270) DWES EG ENDER 69-1066 29 27 4 198 XENOCIDE (725) CIMMERIAC KALIDOR 69-2314 23 28 0 198 HYBORIA (747) CIMMERIAC NEEDLE 69-3134 29 19 0 197 HYBORIA (747) CIMMERIAC HAGAR 3-3717 25 5 0 195 AESIR (301) OSKSI B.A. TURRY 39-3383 37 47 2 193 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN HULA POPPER 37-2986 24 21 0 187 TACKLE BOX (788) SIBIKHAS SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435 47 40 3 186 INDULGENT DRINKS (1153) TROCAR GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889 57 102 2 180 STREET PIZZA (114) TALCAMA ARSONIST ART 39-3325 51 48 0 178 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 93 122 2 175 ILLFANG PACT (281) MORDANT MEN WORKING 38-4189 54 200 1 170 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 62 192 2 169 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY THUNDER BUG 37-3734 20 11 0 122 TACKLE BOX (788) SIBIKHAS GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY EEK THE CAT 2-4110 18 7 0 90 THE FUNNY FARM (881) NIANIA TYR 3-5575 25 3 0 87 AESIR (301) OSKSI -ALFJAR 3-6512 17 11 1 54 AESIR (301) OSKSI THOR 3-5672 17 10 3 43 AESIR (301) OSKSI '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE Word has spread that the ADM Regional Tourney will be taking place again this summer. For those of you who don't remember, it is a contest between the various regional arenas, Andorak, Darkholm, Free Blades and Lirith Kai, as well as the two specialty ADM arenas, Home Guard and Crysalis. It is free to enter, there are no prizes, and it is a whole lot of fun. 13 spots are available for each arena and no manager can send more than two warriors (or represent more than one region). Home Guard's population has been dwindling, of late, and I encourage anyone who wishes to participate in this great contest to send one or two warriors to Home Guard, DM-101. If you don't manage to qualify for the event elsewhere, I guarantee that there will be a spot for at least one of your warriors on the Home Guard team! -- One Armed Bandit, mgr of Sea Dogs, Dungeon Cell, and Shewish Buffet Arsonist Art -- Aw, I wanted to break your last back-up weapon too. -- Hula Popper Radar -- I almost had ya. -- Hagar The Middle Way -- Wow, that must be embarassing, dying to stand-ins not once, but twice! -- Buri Yet again, we don't have our fights. Probably because they were so depressing. -- the Middle Way Middle Way -- On behalf of the Commission, please accept our apology for the crimes of the individual posing last turn as a "Cocky Spectator." He should not have been chosen as a stand-in. Indications are that he bribed a clerk. -- Leland R. Hubb, Internal Investigations Rog A. Ree -- I don't know what turned our fight around, really. Thought you were winning, through most of it. Good fight, anyway. -- Stassia Gateway -- Wow. One hit. Ow. -- Crysoprase LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS ZOLTAN devastated B.A. TURRY in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight. HULA POPPER was luckily beaten by ??RADAR?? in a exciting 2 minute Challenge melee. HAGAR lost to ROB A. REE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge brawl. NEEDLE savagely defeated SEX ON THE BEACH in a exciting 4 minute Challenge fight. COOLER bested RUGEN THE JELLYFISH in a popular 1 minute Title duel. STASSIA unbelievably bested KALIDOR in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody match. ENDER savagely defeated SMELL CAREFULLY in a action packed 1 minute gruesome melee. GATEWAY vanquished MEN WORKING in a 1 minute one-sided duel. CRYSOPRASE won victory over THUNDER BUG in a 1 minute duel. ARSONIST ART savagely defeated WORK IN PROGRESS in a exciting 5 minute gruesome fight. PENDRU ROST was overpowered by TYR in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight. KATIRONA MURH was devastated by DEBBY TONTE in a 1 minute mismatched conflict. JAMMY LARKE demolished THOR in a 1 minute mismatched match. HELENE JUSTE was overpowered by EEK THE CAT in a popular 1 minute mismatched conflict. JERI LOUGH was vanquished by INKEEPER'S SON in a 1 minute mismatched bout. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |LUNGING ATTACK 9 LUNGING ATTACK 46 - 35 - 0 57 | |WALL OF STEEL 6 WALL OF STEEL 31 - 24 - 0 56 | |SLASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-STRIKE 6 - 5 - 0 55 | |BASHING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 15 - 14 - 1 52 | |PARRY-LUNGE 2 TOTAL PARRY 5 - 6 - 0 45 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-LUNGE 7 - 9 - 0 44 | |PARRY-STRIKE 1 BASHING ATTACK 6 - 14 - 0 30 | |TOTAL PARRY 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 16 - 0 20 | |STRIKING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 8 - 0 11 | |AIMED BLOW 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 - 0 0 | Turn 553 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 5 6 LUNGING ATTACK TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 WALL OF STEEL WALL OF STEEL 4 - 2 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 2 SLASHING ATTACK PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 3 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME SLASHING ATTACK COOLER 82-7277 123 110 2 287 STYROFOAM (1090) WALL OF STEEL ??RADAR?? 82-20310 73 89 1 247 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) LUNGING ATTACK ROB A. REE 39-3241 59 46 1 214 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) TOTAL PARRY ARSONIST ART 39-3325 51 48 0 178 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) PARRY-STRIKE CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 93 122 2 175 ILLFANG PACT (281) BASHING ATTACK MEN WORKING 38-4189 54 200 1 170 JUST BECAUSE (1151) PARRY-RIPOSTE WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 62 192 2 169 JUST BECAUSE (1151) PARRY-LUNGE EEK THE CAT 2-4110 18 7 0 90 THE FUNNY FARM (881) The overall popularity leader is ??RADAR?? 82-20310. The most popular warrior this turn was WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193. The ten other most popular fighters were KALIDOR 69-2314, NEEDLE 69-3134, SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435, HULA POPPER 37-2986, ENDER 69-1066, ARSONIST ART 39-3325, ZOLTAN 72-1483, ??RADAR?? 82-20310, ROB A. REE 39-3241, and STASSIA 37-1523. The least popular fighter this week was THOR 3-5672. The other ten least popular fighters were KATIRONA MURH 5-4929, MEN WORKING 38-4189, JERI LOUGH 5-4840, JAMMY LARKE 5-4926, PENDRU ROST 5-4956, THUNDER BUG 37-3734, SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889, B.A. TURRY 39-3383, EEK THE CAT 2-4110, and HELENE JUSTE 5-4875. Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K MORDANT(1) 1 0 0 TALCAMA(18) 0 1 0 TROCAR(54) 0 1 0 NIANIA(2) 1 0 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 1 2 0 CIMMERIAC(69) 2 1 0 OSKSI(3) 1 2 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 2 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 1 0 0 KALTOS(5) 1 4 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 2 1 0 DWES EG(82) 3 1 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 93 122 2 175 ILLFANG PACT (281) MORDANT EEK THE CAT 2-4110 18 7 0 90 THE FUNNY FARM (881) NIANIA HAGAR 3-3717 25 5 0 195 AESIR (301) OSKSI SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889 57 102 2 180 STREET PIZZA (114) TALCAMA STASSIA 37-1523 84 102 3 221 UP TO NO GOOD (316) SIBIKHAS MEN WORKING 38-4189 54 200 1 170 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME ROB A. REE 39-3241 59 46 1 214 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435 47 40 3 186 INDULGENT DRINKS (1153) TROCAR ENDER 69-1066 29 27 4 198 XENOCIDE (725) CIMMERIAC ZOLTAN 72-1483 22 11 1 211 LOST SWORDS (573) DRAGONHEAD COOLER 82-7277 123 110 2 287 STYROFOAM (1090) DWES EG