DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL Date : 03/26/2011 Duedate: 04/08/2011 DARKHOLM DM-104 TURN-554 RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K % 1 STREET PIZZA 18/114 2126 1704 23 55.5 XENOCIDE 69/725 ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/1254 HYBORIA 69/747 HANNAH'S PALS 82/1270 4 CRIMINAL ELE 39/1074 137 169 2 44.8 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II 82/1258 INDULGENT DRINKS 54/1153 2 STYROFOAM 82/1090 1211 1065 9 53.2 5 ILLFANG PACT 1/281 449 638 7 41.3 3 AESIR 3/301 258 260 2 49.8 UP TO NO GOOD 37/316 LOST SWORDS 72/573 6 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151 1075 1949 17 35.5 THE FUNNY FARM 2/881 7 THE MIDDLE WA 5/1325 471 935 6 33.5 TACKLE BOX 37/788 '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 671): CRATER FACE of LAB EXPERIMENTS (Mannequin, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 554): HEMLOCK of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 676): MEGA PIXEL of GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 648): IRONSIDE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 672): SCOOTIE PUFF JR of 011510A (The Muffin Man, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 667): CAMDEN of BALTO (JE, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 676): CHAINSAW CHUCK of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 660): CRESDENE ARCT of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 662): FIZZ AND FURS of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 661): YUEDEBAHL LITHA of THE RED BLADES (Bill the Bard, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 629): TANNY of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 616): LUM BUSBY of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 284): TIMOR UNRED of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 609): JELLO KNUCKLES of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 560): HABU of SERPENTS HOLD 2 (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 265): TIAN HU of ASIAN INVASION (?, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 258): I'M A BASHER of BASHAHOLICS ANON (Assurnasirbanipal) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 505): STANLY MILLGRAM of OUT OF CONTROL (Sherlock, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 235): TORANS ULRIK of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 553): COOLER of STYROFOAM (Jolly, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 671): CLUELESS (Sherlock, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 554): SERPENTS HOLD (KhisantH, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 676): GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 648): TL;DR (Sherlock, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 672): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 667): REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 676): CHURCH LADIES (Papa Bear, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 660): BACON MAKIN' (Sherlock, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 662): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 661): NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 629): MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 616): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 284): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 609): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 560): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 265): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 258): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 505): DISASTERS (Papa Bear, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 235): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 553) STREET PIZZA et al (The Upright Man, mgr.) Recent Graduates ----------------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 670): CHINA BULL of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 554): HEMLOCK of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 667): HAPPY HARRIET of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 676): CHAINSAW CHUCK of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 660): CRESDENE ARCT of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.) (turn 659): WIZARDS! Of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 662): FIZZ AND FURS of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 661): YUEDEBAHL LITHA of THE RED BLADES (Bill the Bard, mgr.) (turn 660): TOO BIG TO FAIL of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.) BUL GOBLINHEWER of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.) BORGES of LITERATE LOONS (Sherman, mgr.) FRITERSATAFATFARM of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 559): MAHAGHAL of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.) REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER Good morning, Darkholm denizens! It's me again, Malic. This is getting to be a regular thing, isn't it? If only the job didn't keep finding me with a morning head, I might say that I enjoy it. Well, one manager allowed his fighters to challenge this turn, and look what he got for it! The Runeblade! ZOLTAN (72-1483) (22-11-1,211) of LOST SWORDS challenged COOLER (82-7277) (123- 110-2,287) of STYROFOAM. ZOLTAN devastated COOLER in an action packed 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight. And so, Zoltan is our top Lunger and someone at whom the young ladies glance with admiration. And Cooler is drowning his sorrows. Cooler is our top Slasher, but everyone knows Slashers don't do so great against Lungers. THUNDER BUG (37-3734) (20-11-0,122) of TACKLE BOX challenged WORK IN PROGRESS (38-4193) (62-192-2,169) of JUST BECAUSE. THUNDER BUG demolished WORK IN PROGRESS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee. Thunder Bug is another warrior from the same guild.... who manages that guild? Odin? I've looked through Desiree's notes but haven't found managers' names. Anyway, well done! Our top Wall of Steel is ??Radar??, who is also our Overall Popularity Leader. And let's face it, who doesn't like the little guy? He won his fight, too, which OPLs don't necessarily need to do. ??RADAR?? (82-20310) (73-89-1,247) of DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II fought HULA POPPER (37-2986) (24-21-0,187) of TACKLE BOX. ??RADAR?? vanquished HULA POPPER in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl. This Turn's Favorite is Crysoprase, who is our top Parry-Striker (perhaps because no one else wants to be a Parry-Striker). It looks like she fought one of Odin's men (if I have the name right). NEEDLE (69-3134) (29-19-0,197) of HYBORIA fought CRYSOPRASE (1-3266) (93-122-2,175) of ILLFANG PACT. NEEDLE was savagely defeated by CRYSOPRASE in an action packed 5 minute gory duel. Who scummed whom? Arsonist Art is our premier Total Parry. HAGAR (3-3717) (25-5-0,195) of AESIR fought ARSONIST ART (39-3325) (51-48-0,178) of CRIMINAL ELEMENT. HAGAR savagely defeated ARSONIST ART in an exciting 2 minute bloody match. Hmm. The warriors of the Middle Way fought, and had a very depressing turn, but curiously, they don't appear anywhere in the rankings. I wonder if perhaps they resigned immediately after the fights? I wasn't told. I know they've really been struggling here -- five young fighters with no tourney experience, cast into a crowd of grizzled vets. If indeed they've gone, I'm sorry to see them go. There isn't much else to talk about. So... should I go back to bed? I suppose not. Sky's blue. Sun's bright -- a bit too bright, frankly, but... Until next time, cheerio! Malic of Talcama KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY ZOLTAN 72-1483 23 11 1 229 LOST SWORDS (573) DRAGONHEAD GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY ??RADAR?? 82-20310 74 89 1 257 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG STASSIA 37-1523 85 102 3 227 UP TO NO GOOD (316) SIBIKHAS ROB A. REE 39-3241 60 46 1 224 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY RUGEN THE JELLYFI 82-12478 58 22 0 210 HANNAH'S PALS (1270) DWES EG ENDER 69-1066 30 27 4 204 XENOCIDE (725) CIMMERIAC GATEWAY 82-15631 96 57 1 203 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (1254 DWES EG HAGAR 3-3717 26 5 0 201 AESIR (301) OSKSI CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 94 122 2 199 ILLFANG PACT (281) MORDANT B.A. TURRY 39-3383 37 48 2 194 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN COOLER 82-7277 123 111 2 193 STYROFOAM (1090) DWES EG KALIDOR 69-2314 23 29 0 193 HYBORIA (747) CIMMERIAC SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435 47 41 3 186 INDULGENT DRINKS (1153) TROCAR NEEDLE 69-3134 29 20 0 184 HYBORIA (747) CIMMERIAC GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY ARSONIST ART 39-3325 51 49 0 180 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN HULA POPPER 37-2986 24 22 0 180 TACKLE BOX (788) SIBIKHAS MEN WORKING 38-4189 54 201 1 178 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889 57 103 2 176 STREET PIZZA (114) TALCAMA THUNDER BUG 37-3734 21 11 0 157 TACKLE BOX (788) SIBIKHAS GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 62 193 2 138 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY TYR 3-5575 26 3 0 93 AESIR (301) OSKSI EEK THE CAT 2-4110 19 7 0 92 THE FUNNY FARM (881) NIANIA GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY THOR 3-5672 18 10 3 51 AESIR (301) OSKSI '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE Kalidor -- Wow. Considering I spent the first half of that fight flat on my back, I'm pretty hyped at beating you. You fought really well though... hey, didn't the announcer say you're a werecat? Do you ever shift to cat form, just a little bit, under your armor? Think it would help? -- Stassia Probably get him disqualified. Although I've been given to understand that the shift is an all-or-nothing business. -- Arenamaster Karson Thunder Bug -- I really apologize for the groin hit. I mean I know it's allowed, but I try not to hit anyone there. Not the location where one wants a battle axe. In any sense of the term, huh? -- Crysoprase 18 March 11 All -- Be aware of the comeback of the Cajun and his stables of gladiators! Just sayin' -- The Cajun LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS ZOLTAN devastated COOLER in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight. THUNDER BUG demolished WORK IN PROGRESS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee. ??RADAR?? vanquished HULA POPPER in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl. ROB A. REE overpowered KALIDOR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match. STASSIA won victory over SEX ON THE BEACH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight. B.A. TURRY was overpowered by RUGEN THE JELLYFISH in a 1 minute mismatched brawl. ENDER vanquished SMELL CAREFULLY in a action packed 1 minute uneven duel. NEEDLE was savagely defeated by CRYSOPRASE in a action packed 5 minute gory duel. GATEWAY overpowered MEN WORKING in a popular 1 minute uneven match. HAGAR savagely defeated ARSONIST ART in a exciting 2 minute bloody match. PENDRU ROST was handily defeated by BOOKIE'S GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided contest. KATIRONA MURH was demolished by EEK THE CAT in a 1 minute one-sided brawl. JAMMY LARKE was handily defeated by TYR in a 2 minute one-sided conflict. HELENE JUSTE was vanquished by INKEEPER'S SON in a 1 minute mismatched bout. JERI LOUGH was vanquished by THOR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |LUNGING ATTACK 9 PARRY-STRIKE 6 - 4 - 0 60 | |WALL OF STEEL 6 LUNGING ATTACK 48 - 36 - 0 57 | |BASHING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 31 - 25 - 0 55 | |SLASHING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 15 - 16 - 1 48 | |PARRY-LUNGE 2 PARRY-LUNGE 8 - 10 - 0 44 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 BASHING ATTACK 8 - 12 - 0 40 | |PARRY-STRIKE 1 TOTAL PARRY 3 - 7 - 0 30 | |STRIKING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 17 - 0 15 | |TOTAL PARRY 1 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 9 - 0 10 | |AIMED BLOW 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 - 0 0 | Turn 554 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 7 LUNGING ATTACK LUNGING ATTACK 6 - 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 2 WALL OF STEEL BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 3 1 PARRY-STRIKE PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK WALL OF STEEL 3 - 3 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 1 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME LUNGING ATTACK ZOLTAN 72-1483 23 11 1 229 LOST SWORDS (573) WALL OF STEEL ??RADAR?? 82-20310 74 89 1 257 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) PARRY-STRIKE CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 94 122 2 199 ILLFANG PACT (281) SLASHING ATTACK COOLER 82-7277 123 111 2 193 STYROFOAM (1090) TOTAL PARRY ARSONIST ART 39-3325 51 49 0 180 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) BASHING ATTACK MEN WORKING 38-4189 54 201 1 178 JUST BECAUSE (1151) PARRY-RIPOSTE WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 62 193 2 138 JUST BECAUSE (1151) FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME PARRY-LUNGE EEK THE CAT 2-4110 19 7 0 92 THE FUNNY FARM (881) The overall popularity leader is ??RADAR?? 82-20310. The most popular warrior this turn was CRYSOPRASE 1-3266. The ten other most popular fighters were HAGAR 3-3717, NEEDLE 69-3134, RUGEN THE JELLYFISH 82-12478, STASSIA 37-1523, ENDER 69-1066, TYR 3-5575, ZOLTAN 72-1483, THUNDER BUG 37-3734, ??RADAR?? 82-20310, and ROB A. REE 39-3241. The least popular fighter this week was HELENE JUSTE 5-4875. The other ten least popular fighters were PENDRU ROST 5-4956, JERI LOUGH 5-4840, KATIRONA MURH 5-4929, MEN WORKING 38-4189, KALIDOR 69-2314, HULA POPPER 37-2986, WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193, COOLER 82-7277, JAMMY LARKE 5-4926, and EEK THE CAT 2-4110. Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K MORDANT(1) 1 0 0 TALCAMA(18) 0 1 0 TROCAR(54) 0 1 0 NIANIA(2) 1 0 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 2 1 0 CIMMERIAC(69) 1 2 0 OSKSI(3) 3 0 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 2 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 1 0 0 KALTOS(5) 0 5 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 1 2 0 DWES EG(82) 3 1 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 94 122 2 199 ILLFANG PACT (281) MORDANT EEK THE CAT 2-4110 19 7 0 92 THE FUNNY FARM (881) NIANIA HAGAR 3-3717 26 5 0 201 AESIR (301) OSKSI SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889 57 103 2 176 STREET PIZZA (114) TALCAMA STASSIA 37-1523 85 102 3 227 UP TO NO GOOD (316) SIBIKHAS MEN WORKING 38-4189 54 201 1 178 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME ROB A. REE 39-3241 60 46 1 224 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435 47 41 3 186 INDULGENT DRINKS (1153) TROCAR ENDER 69-1066 30 27 4 204 XENOCIDE (725) CIMMERIAC ZOLTAN 72-1483 23 11 1 229 LOST SWORDS (573) DRAGONHEAD ??RADAR?? 82-20310 74 89 1 257 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG