DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL Date : 05/21/2011 Duedate: 06/03/2011 DARKHOLM DM-104 TURN-558 RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K % 1 STREET PIZZA 18/114 2136 1708 23 55.6 CRIMINAL ELEMENT 39/1074 HANNAH'S PALS 82/1270 4 ILLFANG PACT 1/281 454 641 7 41.5 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II 82/1258 UP TO NO GOOD 37/316 2 HYBORIA 69/747 274 274 2 50.0 5 JOHNS 5/927 1085 1976 17 35.4 TACKLE BOX 37/788 THE LADY'S LIST 6/917 XENOCIDE 69/725 AUTHORS 21/749 TACKLE BOX 6/1332 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151 3 INDULGENT DR 54/1153 142 180 2 44.1 6 THE MIDDLE WA 5/1325 481 945 6 33.7 '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 675): VERMOUTH of BOOZE (Papa Bear, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 558): CHARLIE HORSE of THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 680): HUSTLERS AMBITION of STATE OF MIND (Marma Duke, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 652): IRONSIDE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 676): BALISONG of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 671): SWIVEL of TACKLE BOX (Buri, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 680): ETUGEN KHAN of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 664): FOOTLOOSE of BACON MAKIN' (Sherlock, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 666): SUSHI of SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (Manager, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 665): TIME of OMINOUS REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 633): KOLLY LIGGITT of MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 620): ZANDER of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 286): TIMOR UNRED of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 613): BRAID of I CAN'T BRUSH YOU (Sherlock, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 564): WHO of QUESTIONS (Sherlock, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 267): ALBERT of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 260): FAIRYFIRE of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 509): THE PLAGUE of DISASTERS (Papa Bear, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 237): WHOLE of MILK IS GOOD (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 557): STASSIA of UP TO NO GOOD (She-Puppy, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 675): CLUELESS (Sherlock, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 558): THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 680): GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 652): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 676): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 671): TACKLE BOX (Buri, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 680): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 664): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 666): OF WOLF AND MAN II (Tripwire, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 665): KANO CLAN (Doc Miracle, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 633): MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 620): HOLMES ON THE RANGE (Sherlock, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 286): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 613): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 564): VENTURE BROS (Buri, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 267): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 260): TALL TALES (A-Sop, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 509): HORSE LAKERS (General Ikillu, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 237): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 557) STREET PIZZA et al (The Upright Man, mgr.) Recent Graduates ----------------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 674): HONESTY of MIGHTY MORALS II (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 557): LORINDA of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.) FREDILILLA of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 652): RED HAMMER of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 675): SCOOTIE PUFF JR of 011510A (The Muffin Man, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 671): SWIVEL of TACKLE BOX (Buri, mgr.) STUMP JUMPER of TACKLE BOX (Buri, mgr.) (turn 670): SPUTTERBUZZ of TACKLE BOX (Buri, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 680): QUEENIE of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.) (turn 679): PAULA of CHURCH LADIES (Papa Bear, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 664): DELION of OF WOLF AND MAN II (Tripwire, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 665): BONEFACE of RAGING LORDS (General Ikillu, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 257): DENG FEI of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.) TIAN HU of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.) THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM Reflections by the Keeper of the Runeblade Well, well. Somebody tricked me into wearing plate armor last turn, but it worked out all right. Hula Popper kept hitting me in the chest--the girls are somewhat magnetic, you know? Although I'm surprised it worked on a golem. And Pops, I meant it when I said I know a guy who can get you a gender attachment. Any kind you want. I've got to say you were semi-brilliant, but you'd need a different weapon against that tin can I was wearing. So, I'm supposed to write something that will be significant to all of you Darkholmers out there. What, just because I won a fight? *roll eyes* Who made up that rule, huh? What is significant to all of you, and what if I don't agree with it? I'm not gonna say it. So forget that. All right, here's something semi-significant to some of you, maybe. Guys, you know the kind of girl your mother warned you about? I'm that kind of girl. If you go out with me, the old biddies here in Willow Beach will immediately think you're the wrong sort. That's it. I don't know anything else. Well, I do, but nothing else fit for print, y'know? Stassia REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER Hullo! Malic here. Just an FYI: The Middle Way had a 2-3 turn and fought no stand-ins. Well let's see, I'm pleased to see that Stassia has written a column as Keeper of the Runeblade. And after her random Match with Work in Progress, she gets to do it again. I hope she has more to say! STASSIA (37-1523) (87-103-3,213) of UP TO NO GOOD fought WORK IN PROGRESS (38-4193) (65-193-2,201) of JUST BECAUSE. STASSIA bested WORK IN PROGRESS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Title fight. Last turn, Work in Progress was listed as our top Parry-Riposter. And as we all know, Stassia is a Wall of Steel. So this means... I have no idea what it means. I would have been mesmerized by the shiny plate mail too. Our second highest warrior is Rugen the Jellyfish, who is our top Lunger. You know, I wouldn't picture a jellyfish lunging. I suppose that's why it's a good name, eh? And just to give Hula Popper a bit more trouble, Rugen handed... it... another loss today. RUGEN THE JELLYFISH (82-12478) (60-23-0,199) of HANNAH'S PALS fought HULA POPPER (37-2986) (26-23-0,198) of TACKLE BOX. RUGEN THE JELLYFISH demolished HULA POPPER in a 1 minute uneven fight. Alarond the Scribe stopped by today with some color advice. He said "A brave warrior does not carry a red shield, he has nothing to cover or hide when the fight is over. Does this track, for any of you? I really don't get it. What's cowardly about a red shield? And then he also said, "Blood on the purple robe does not change it from a purple robe." Unless you get enough blood on it to turn it red, eh? Our most popular warrior this turn (as always, it seems) is ??Radar??. ??RADAR?? (82-20310) (75-91-1,181) of DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II fought THUNDER BUG (37- 3734) (23-12-0,195) of TACKLE BOX. ??RADAR?? vanquished THUNDER BUG in a 1 minute uneven battle. And this turn's favorite is Smell Carefully. SMELL CAREFULLY (18-8889) (59-104- 2,197) of STREET PIZZA fought NEEDLE (69-3134) (30-21-0,190) of HYBORIA. SMELL CAREFULLY viciously subdued NEEDLE in a popular 2 minute gory contest. Alarond also said "...in Darkhom a quiet thief gets rich, but a quiet spyrmaster gets poor." Wait a minute... I'm supposed to get paid for this? *hurries off to talk to someone in charge at the Commission.* Malic of Talcama KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY STASSIA 37-1523 88 103 3 221 UP TO NO GOOD (316) SIBIKHAS GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY RUGEN THE JELLYFI 82-12478 61 23 0 211 HANNAH'S PALS (1270) DWES EG GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889 60 104 2 208 STREET PIZZA (114) TALCAMA KALIDOR 69-2314 26 30 0 206 HYBORIA (747) CIMMERIAC ??RADAR?? 82-20310 76 91 1 204 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG ENDER 69-1066 32 29 4 203 XENOCIDE (725) CIMMERIAC HULA POPPER 37-2986 26 24 0 198 TACKLE BOX (788) SIBIKHAS WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 65 194 2 196 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 96 124 2 191 ILLFANG PACT (281) MORDANT NEEDLE 69-3134 30 22 0 188 HYBORIA (747) CIMMERIAC ROB A. REE 39-3241 61 49 1 185 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN MEN WORKING 38-4189 55 204 1 181 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY THUNDER BUG 37-3734 23 13 0 178 TACKLE BOX (788) SIBIKHAS SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435 49 43 3 173 INDULGENT DRINKS (1153) TROCAR B.A. TURRY 39-3383 37 52 2 170 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN ZANE GREY 21-4810 28 42 2 168 AUTHORS (749) SUNSET ARSONIST ART 39-3325 53 51 0 158 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY ZAKAU 5-4623 31 32 0 135 JOHNS (927) KALTOS MARK 5-4088 50 112 3 126 JOHNS (927) KALTOS HOFFA 5-4348 12 105 0 116 JOHNS (927) KALTOS GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY CLIVE 6-5215 22 25 4 82 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL HELENE JUSTE 5-4875 19 22 0 82 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (1325) KALTOS GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY JAMMY LARKE 5-4926 24 24 0 75 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (1325) KALTOS HOFFA 5-4622 25 38 0 66 JOHNS (927) KALTOS MIKEL 6-6190 16 13 2 66 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190 36 123 0 62 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME KATIRONA MURH 5-4929 30 24 2 56 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (1325) KALTOS LENNON 5-4087 17 14 1 55 JOHNS (927) KALTOS SPUTTERBUZZ 6-5810 15 5 0 49 TACKLE BOX (1332) TRANSEL SATCHEL 6-6215 18 17 1 48 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL PENDRU ROST 5-4956 18 56 0 44 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (1325) KALTOS JERI LOUGH 5-4840 16 44 0 39 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (1325) KALTOS HOFFA 5-4299 15 37 0 39 JOHNS (927) KALTOS JUSTIN 6-6179 16 16 1 36 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL ALOYICIUS 6-5045 15 14 2 24 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE Hula Popper -- I like the grass skirt. And thank you for challenging me! Even though you didn't stand much of a chance. -- Stassia P.S. If your manager won't go for it, I know a guy who can get you a black market gender attachment. Smell Carefully -- Ow. That was just vicious. And then when you walked in a circle around me afterwards and smelled me, that was a bit creepy. -- Crysoprase LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS STASSIA bested WORK IN PROGRESS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Title fight. ??RADAR?? vanquished THUNDER BUG in a 1 minute uneven battle. RUGEN THE JELLYFISH demolished HULA POPPER in a 1 minute uneven fight. SMELL CAREFULLY viciously subdued NEEDLE in a popular 2 minute gory contest. MEN WORKING was demolished by KALIDOR in a 1 minute mismatched competition. ROB A. REE was overpowered by DIRK CHOLERA in a 1 minute one-sided struggle. ENDER devastated ZANE GREY in a action packed 1 minute gruesome one-sided competition. B.A. TURRY was vanquished by CRYSOPRASE in a 1 minute uneven duel. ARSONIST ART defeated MARK in a 2 minute duel. SEX ON THE BEACH unbelievably bested ZAKAU in a popular 2 minute brutal fight. HOFFA was handily defeated by CAPTURED CUTPURSE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout. JUSTIN was demolished by DEBBY TONTE in a 1 minute mismatched competition. SPUTTERBUZZ subdued ALOYICIUS in a 2 minute match. CLIVE devastated KATIRONA MURH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched bout. PENDRU ROST was overpowered by MIKEL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel. JAMMY LARKE won victory over LENNON in a 1 minute fray. HELENE JUSTE overpowered HOFFA in a 1 minute mismatched brawl. JERI LOUGH was unbelievably bested by HOFFA in a exciting 3 minute fight. SATCHEL was subdued by INKEEPER'S SON in a 2 minute bout. 2 + 2 = 4 savagely defeated BOOKIE'S GUARD in a popular 3 minute bloody match. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |LUNGING ATTACK 7 WALL OF STEEL 32 - 28 - 0 53 | |SLASHING ATTACK 7 LUNGING ATTACK 43 - 40 - 0 52 | |WALL OF STEEL 7 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 5 - 0 50 | |TOTAL PARRY 4 SLASHING ATTACK 18 - 21 - 0 46 | |BASHING ATTACK 3 TOTAL PARRY 6 - 9 - 0 40 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 8 - 12 - 0 40 | |STRIKING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 9 - 16 - 0 36 | |PARRY-LUNGE 2 PARRY-LUNGE 6 - 13 - 0 32 | |PARRY-STRIKE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 9 - 0 31 | |AIMED BLOW 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 - 0 0 | Turn 558 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 4 4 LUNGING ATTACK TOTAL PARRY 4 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 4 3 WALL OF STEEL PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 3 - 4 2 SLASHING ATTACK STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 2 1 PARRY-STRIKE BASHING ATTACK 0 - 3 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME WALL OF STEEL STASSIA 37-1523 88 103 3 221 UP TO NO GOOD (316) LUNGING ATTACK RUGEN THE JELLYF 82-12478 61 23 0 211 HANNAH'S PALS (1270) SLASHING ATTACK KALIDOR 69-2314 26 30 0 206 HYBORIA (747) PARRY-RIPOSTE WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 65 194 2 196 JUST BECAUSE (1151) PARRY-STRIKE CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 96 124 2 191 ILLFANG PACT (281) BASHING ATTACK MEN WORKING 38-4189 55 204 1 181 JUST BECAUSE (1151) STRIKING ATTACK ZANE GREY 21-4810 28 42 2 168 AUTHORS (749) TOTAL PARRY ARSONIST ART 39-3325 53 51 0 158 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) PARRY-LUNGE MARK 5-4088 50 112 3 126 JOHNS (927) The overall popularity leader is ??RADAR?? 82-20310. The most popular warrior this turn was SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889. The ten other most popular fighters were ZAKAU 5-4623, JERI LOUGH 5-4840, STASSIA 37-1523, 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190, ENDER 69-1066, WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193, KALIDOR 69-2314, SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435, SPUTTERBUZZ 6-5810, and ALOYICIUS 6-5045. The least popular fighter this week was HOFFA 5-4299. The other ten least popular fighters were B.A. TURRY 39-3383, HULA POPPER 37-2986, THUNDER BUG 37-3734, LENNON 5-4087, PENDRU ROST 5-4956, KATIRONA MURH 5-4929, JUSTIN 6-6179, HOFFA 5-4348, ZANE GREY 21-4810, and ROB A. REE 39-3241. Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K MORDANT(1) 1 0 0 SUNSET(21) 0 1 0 TROCAR(54) 1 0 0 KALTOS(5) 3 8 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 1 2 0 CIMMERIAC(69) 2 1 0 TRANSEL(6) 3 3 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 2 0 DWES EG(82) 2 0 0 TALCAMA(18) 1 0 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 1 2 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 96 124 2 191 ILLFANG PACT (281) MORDANT ZAKAU 5-4623 31 32 0 135 JOHNS (927) KALTOS CLIVE 6-5215 22 25 4 82 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889 60 104 2 208 STREET PIZZA (114) TALCAMA ZANE GREY 21-4810 28 42 2 168 AUTHORS (749) SUNSET STASSIA 37-1523 88 103 3 221 UP TO NO GOOD (316) SIBIKHAS WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 65 194 2 196 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY ROB A. REE 39-3241 61 49 1 185 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435 49 43 3 173 INDULGENT DRINKS (1153) TROCAR KALIDOR 69-2314 26 30 0 206 HYBORIA (747) CIMMERIAC RUGEN THE JELLYFI 82-12478 61 23 0 211 HANNAH'S PALS (1270) DWES EG