DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL
Date : 06/18/2011 Duedate: 07/01/2011
DARKHOLM
DM-104 TURN-560
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 STREET PIZZA 18/114 2139 1711 23 55.6 INDULGENT DRINKS 54/1153
HANNAH'S PALS 82/1270 4 ILLFANG PACT 1/281 457 642 7 41.6
DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II 82/1258 UP TO NO GOOD 37/316
2 HYBORIA 69/747 280 280 2 50.0 5 JOHNS 5/927 1092 1999 17 35.3
TACKLE BOX 37/788 THE LADY'S LIST 6/917
XENOCIDE 69/725 AUTHORS 21/749
TACKLE BOX 6/1332 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151
3 CRIMINAL ELE 39/1074 146 184 2 44.2 6 THE MIDDLE WA 5/1325 489 947 7 34.1
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 677): JOSH of CLUELESS (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 560): CHARLIE HORSE of THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 682): HUSTLERS AMBITION of STATE OF MIND (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 654): WHEEL OF TIME of TL;DR (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 678): MAURINA OBEL of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 673): CHAS CRINGER of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 682): ETUGEN KHAN of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 666): FERRIN MONDOR of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 668): SUSHI of SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (Manager, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 667): CHESTERTON of LITERATE LOONS (Sherman, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 635): 50/50 of SKATE DRAGONS (Floyd, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 622): MY DEER WATSON of HOLMES ON THE RANGE (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 287): TIMOR UNRED of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 615): JELLO KNUCKLES of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 566): WHO of QUESTIONS (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 268): CAO ZHEN of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 261): G W BUSH of TALL TALES (A-Sop, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 511): CARELESS BEAR of DARKSIDEOFTVLAND 3 (Youngblood, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 238): WHOLE of MILK IS GOOD (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 559): STASSIA of UP TO NO GOOD (She-Puppy, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 677): CLUELESS (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 560): THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 682): AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 654): TL;DR (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 678): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 673): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 282): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 666): THE CLUB (Buri, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 668): OF WOLF AND MAN II (Tripwire, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 667): KANO CLAN (Doc Miracle, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 635): SKATE DRAGONS (Floyd, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 622): TEAM FLOYD (Floyd, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 287): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 615): SHREDDERS (Buri, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 566): QUESTIONS (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 268): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 261): TALL TALES (A-Sop, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 511): HORSE LAKERS (General Ikillu, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 238): ARTIC FURY (?, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 559) STREET PIZZA et al (The Upright Man, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 676): CRATER FACE of LAB EXPERIMENTS (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 682): HUSTLERS AMBITION of STATE OF MIND (Marma Duke, mgr.)
(turn 681): FUNNY FARM FIEND of STATE OF MIND (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 681): KONA KATE of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 665): FOOTLOOSE of BACON MAKIN' (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 668): SUSHI of SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (Manager, mgr.)
(turn 667): BOATSWAIN of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 667): SUGAR MAGNOLIA of COSMIC FREAK OUT (Floyd, mgr.)
OPHELIA DELPHI of THE RED BLADES (Bill the Bard, mgr.)
(turn 666): TIME of OMINOUS REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 614): BRAID of I CAN'T BRUSH YOU (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 257): DENG FEI of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
TIAN HU of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Keeper of the Runeblade
Eep! Here I am again, darn it! I didn't mind getting matched up with Rob A.
Ree though. Sexy guy. I like that edge of danger. Anyway... I don't have much to
say that I haven't said before. I'm a Wall of Steel fighter. Not a great one,
either. Somebody challenge me and take this title!
Stassia
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hullo!
Malic here, yet again. I suppose you're wondering why I'm still here. Taking a
rest, you know. My father told me, "Son, you've been getting too much wine, women,
and song. It's time to go and breathe some fresh country air for a few months. Have
some peace and quiet. And stop that damned singing!" So here I am. Willow Beach
does have its night spots, but it isn't precisely a teeming metropolis, you know?
And sometimes the sheep come and graze in my back yard. No, I don't live in the
Tower. That's still got Desiree's stuff in it. I've rented a little place at the
edge of town, such as it is.
Anyway. We had some fights.
I would appreciate it if the manager who handles Hyboria, Tacklebox, and
Xenocide would tell me his name. Because I want to praise him in this report. He
let his warriors issue challenges. Hooray!
They all want to, you know. If you'll only let them.
* KALIDOR (69-2314) (27-30-0,219) of HYBORIA challenged STASSIA (37-1523) (89-
103-3,229) of UP TO NO GOOD. KALIDOR devastated STASSIA in a 1 minute mismatched
Challenge Title fight. Kalidor is our top Slasher, and won't Stassia be relieved
that she doesn't have to write another column. Meh... I wouldn't call it a column,
what she wrote this time.
* NEEDLE (69-3134) (30-23-0,183) of HYBORIA challenged MEN WORKING (38-4189)
(56-204-1,191) of JUST BECAUSE. NEEDLE narrowly defeated MEN WORKING in an exciting
3 minute Challenge melee.
* THUNDER BUG (37-3734) (23-14-0,174) of TACKLE BOX challenged SEX ON THE BEACH
(54-2435) (49-44-3,176) of INDULGENT DRINKS. THUNDER BUG overpowered SEX ON THE
BEACH in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge duel. Thunder Bug is our top Basher! And
it's nice to see a top Basher who isn't at the bottom of the style list, eh! He
displaced Men Working for that honor, and he does it credit.
* SPUTTERBUZZ (6-5810) (15-6-0,47) of TACKLE BOX challenged PENDRU ROST (5-
4956) (19-56-0,49) of THE MIDDLE WAY 5. SPUTTERBUZZ overpowered PENDRU ROST in a 3
minute mismatched Challenge match. Oh dear. I hope Middle Way isn't in for another
depressing turn...
* Now this was a random match for a member of Tackle Box. One can only assume
that her challenge didn't go through. ??RADAR?? (82-20310) (76-92-1,195) of
DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II fought HULA POPPER (37-2986) (27-24-0,205) of TACKLE BOX.
??RADAR?? luckily beat HULA POPPER in an action packed 2 minute melee. And ??Radar??
is still our top Wall of Steel. Well, not still. Stassia had it for a bit. Again,
I guess.
* Another random match. I assume his challenge didn't go through. WORK IN
PROGRESS (38-4193) (66-194-2,211) of JUST BECAUSE fought ENDER (69-1066) (32-30-
4,200) of XENOCIDE. WORK IN PROGRESS devastated ENDER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute
mismatched match. Oh dear. I should really finish my tale about what Ender and I
did at Eve's Palace Casino, shouldn't I? Meanwhile, Work in Progress remains our top
Parry-Riposte.
Let's see how Fizban did... refer to Sex on the Beach up there in her fight with
Thunder Bug. And the others...
* CRYSOPRASE (1-3266) (97-124-2,197) of ILLFANG PACT fought ARSONIST ART (39-
3325) (54-51-0,169) of CRIMINAL ELEMENT. CRYSOPRASE viciously subdued ARSONIST ART
in a popular 3 minute gory duel. Mr. Art is our top TP.
* RUGEN THE JELLYFISH (82-12478) (62-23-0,223) of HANNAH'S PALS fought ROB A.
REE (39-3241) (61-50-1,185) of CRIMINAL ELEMENT. RUGEN THE JELLYFISH was bested by
ROB A. REE in a popular 3 minute duel.
* B.A. TURRY (39-3383) (38-52-2,172) of CRIMINAL ELEMENT fought MARK (5-4088)
(50-113-3,133) of JOHNS. B.A. TURRY beat MARK in a popular 1 minute gory melee. Mmm
hmm.
...So, it appears that Fizban's fighters had a 1-3 turn. Not encouraging. I
would imagine they lost some morale when he stopped letting them write personal ads,
eh?
It's about time to let you get back to your practicing, so I'll just say...
Cheerio!
Malic of Talcama
KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KALIDOR 69-2314 28 30 0 230 HYBORIA (747) CIMMERIAC
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 67 194 2 225 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
ROB A. REE 39-3241 62 50 1 221 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
??RADAR?? 82-20310 77 92 1 206 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG
CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 98 124 2 200 ILLFANG PACT (281) MORDANT
NEEDLE 69-3134 31 23 0 195 HYBORIA (747) CIMMERIAC
HULA POPPER 37-2986 27 25 0 193 TACKLE BOX (788) SIBIKHAS
SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889 61 105 2 192 STREET PIZZA (114) TALCAMA
RUGEN THE JELLYFI 82-12478 62 24 0 191 HANNAH'S PALS (1270) DWES EG
ENDER 69-1066 32 31 4 191 XENOCIDE (725) CIMMERIAC
THUNDER BUG 37-3734 24 14 0 191 TACKLE BOX (788) SIBIKHAS
STASSIA 37-1523 89 104 3 190 UP TO NO GOOD (316) SIBIKHAS
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MEN WORKING 38-4189 56 205 1 187 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
B.A. TURRY 39-3383 39 52 2 174 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
ARSONIST ART 39-3325 54 52 0 172 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435 49 45 3 169 INDULGENT DRINKS (1153) TROCAR
ZANE GREY 21-4810 28 44 2 166 AUTHORS (749) SUNSET
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MARK 5-4088 50 114 3 138 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
ZAKAU 5-4623 32 33 0 135 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
HOFFA 5-4348 12 107 0 120 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
HELENE JUSTE 5-4875 21 22 1 102 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (1325) KALTOS
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JAMMY LARKE 5-4926 26 24 0 87 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (1325) KALTOS
KATIRONA MURH 5-4929 32 24 2 69 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (1325) KALTOS
JERI LOUGH 5-4840 17 45 0 61 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (1325) KALTOS
HOFFA 5-4622 25 40 0 59 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
2 + 2 = 4 38-4190 37 124 0 58 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
SPUTTERBUZZ 6-5810 16 6 0 58 TACKLE BOX (1332) TRANSEL
CLIVE 6-5215 22 27 4 52 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
ALOYICIUS 6-5045 16 15 2 44 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
PENDRU ROST 5-4956 19 57 0 42 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (1325) KALTOS
HOFFA 5-4299 15 39 0 41 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
LENNON 5-4087 18 15 1 37 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
JUSTIN 6-6179 16 18 1 30 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
MIKEL 6-6190 16 15 2 29 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
SATCHEL 6-6215 18 19 1 19 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Rob A. Ree -- You lasted longer than I thought you would! Mmm! I like a dishonest
man with good endurance. -- Stassia
Sex on the Beach -- Well... not all of us enjoy girl-on-girl fights. Did you notice
we were aiming at each other's boobs a lot? I don't like yours. Too pointy. They
don't look natural. -- Crysoprase
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
KALIDOR devastated STASSIA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
NEEDLE narrowly defeated MEN WORKING in a exciting 3 minute Challenge melee.
THUNDER BUG overpowered SEX ON THE BEACH in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
SPUTTERBUZZ overpowered PENDRU ROST in a 3 minute mismatched Challenge match.
RUGEN THE JELLYFISH was bested by ROB A. REE in a popular 3 minute duel.
WORK IN PROGRESS devastated ENDER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute mismatched match.
??RADAR?? luckily beat HULA POPPER in a action packed 2 minute melee.
SMELL CAREFULLY slimly won victory over ZANE GREY in a action packed 3 minute duel.
CRYSOPRASE viciously subdued ARSONIST ART in a popular 3 minute gory duel.
B.A. TURRY beat MARK in a popular 1 minute gory melee.
ZAKAU was demolished by ANGRY BOOKIE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
HOFFA was handily defeated by DESIREE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
HELENE JUSTE devastated HOFFA in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
JERI LOUGH handily defeated LENNON in a 1 minute gory uneven fight.
JAMMY LARKE devastated HOFFA in a 3 minute uneven duel.
KATIRONA MURH overpowered SATCHEL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched brawl.
2 + 2 = 4 savagely defeated COCKY SPECTATOR in a exciting 5 minute brutal bout.
ALOYICIUS overpowered DRUNKEN FISHERMAN in a 1 minute one-sided match.
CLIVE was handily defeated by BOOKIE'S GUARD in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
MIKEL was overpowered by DEBBY TONTE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
JUSTIN was demolished by INKEEPER'S SON in a 2 minute uneven bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 7 PARRY-STRIKE 6 - 4 - 0 60 |
|WALL OF STEEL 7 PARRY-RIPOSTE 11 - 9 - 0 55 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 7 WALL OF STEEL 33 - 31 - 0 52 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 LUNGING ATTACK 39 - 43 - 0 48 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 21 - 27 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 TOTAL PARRY 9 - 12 - 0 43 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 11 - 17 - 0 39 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 STRIKING ATTACK 5 - 10 - 1 33 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 6 - 14 - 0 30 |
|AIMED BLOW 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 560 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 3 - 4 4 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 6 2 SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL
LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 3 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 2 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 PARRY-STRIKE
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 2 1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK KALIDOR 69-2314 28 30 0 230 HYBORIA (747)
PARRY-RIPOSTE WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 67 194 2 225 JUST BECAUSE (1151)
LUNGING ATTACK ROB A. REE 39-3241 62 50 1 221 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074)
WALL OF STEEL ??RADAR?? 82-20310 77 92 1 206 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258)
PARRY-STRIKE CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 98 124 2 200 ILLFANG PACT (281)
BASHING ATTACK THUNDER BUG 37-3734 24 14 0 191 TACKLE BOX (788)
TOTAL PARRY ARSONIST ART 39-3325 54 52 0 172 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074)
STRIKING ATTACK ZANE GREY 21-4810 28 44 2 166 AUTHORS (749)
PARRY-LUNGE MARK 5-4088 50 114 3 138 JOHNS (927)
The overall popularity leader is ??RADAR?? 82-20310. The most popular warrior this
turn was ROB A. REE 39-3241. The ten other most popular fighters were MEN WORKING
38-4189, WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193, SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889, ZANE GREY 21-4810,
CRYSOPRASE 1-3266, 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190, NEEDLE 69-3134, THUNDER BUG 37-3734, RUGEN THE
JELLYFISH 82-12478, and ??RADAR?? 82-20310.
The least popular fighter this week was MIKEL 6-6190. The other ten least popular
fighters were CLIVE 6-5215, SATCHEL 6-6215, LENNON 5-4087, HOFFA 5-4299, HOFFA
5-4348, ZAKAU 5-4623, JUSTIN 6-6179, HOFFA 5-4622, STASSIA 37-1523, and ALOYICIUS
6-5045.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 1 0 0 SUNSET(21) 0 1 0 TROCAR(54) 0 1 0
KALTOS(5) 4 7 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 1 2 0 CIMMERIAC(69) 2 1 0
TRANSEL(6) 2 4 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 2 1 0 DWES EG(82) 1 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 1 0 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 2 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 98 124 2 200 ILLFANG PACT (281) MORDANT
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MARK 5-4088 50 114 3 138 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
SPUTTERBUZZ 6-5810 16 6 0 58 TACKLE BOX (1332) TRANSEL
SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889 61 105 2 192 STREET PIZZA (114) TALCAMA
ZANE GREY 21-4810 28 44 2 166 AUTHORS (749) SUNSET
HULA POPPER 37-2986 27 25 0 193 TACKLE BOX (788) SIBIKHAS
WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 67 194 2 225 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
ROB A. REE 39-3241 62 50 1 221 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435 49 45 3 169 INDULGENT DRINKS (1153) TROCAR
KALIDOR 69-2314 28 30 0 230 HYBORIA (747) CIMMERIAC
??RADAR?? 82-20310 77 92 1 206 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG