DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL
Date : 07/02/2011 Duedate: 07/15/2011
DARKHOLM
DM-104 TURN-561
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 STREET PIZZA 18/114 2141 1712 23 55.6 4 ILLFANG PACT 1/281 457 644 7 41.5
HANNAH'S PALS 82/1270 UP TO NO GOOD 37/316
DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II 82/1258 5 JOHNS 5/927 1095 2011 17 35.3
2 HYBORIA 69/747 286 280 3 50.5 AUTHORS 21/749
TACKLE BOX 37/788 THE LADY'S LIST 6/917
XENOCIDE 69/725 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151
TACKLE BOX 6/1332 6 THE MIDDLE WA 5/1325 493 948 7 34.2
3 INDULGENT DR 54/1153 148 186 2 44.3 7 THE WILLBURY 59/1333 0 1 0 0.0
CRIMINAL ELEMENT 39/1074
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WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 678): VERMOUTH of BOOZE (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 561): CHARLIE HORSE of THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 683): VIPER of SERPENTS' HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 655): MAT'ARI of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 679): MAURINA OBEL of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 674): CHAS CRINGER of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 683): ETUGEN KHAN of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 667): CAPRICA of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 669): MESACH of SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 668): CHESTERTON of LITERATE LOONS (Sherman, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 636): 50/50 of SKATE DRAGONS (Floyd, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 623): MY DEER WATSON of HOLMES ON THE RANGE (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 287): TIMOR UNRED of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 616): JELLO KNUCKLES of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 567): WHO of QUESTIONS (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 269): CAO ZHEN of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 262): BURNING RUBBER of WHAT'S IN A NAME (Storm Lord, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 512): CARELESS BEAR of DARKSIDEOFTVLAND 3 (Youngblood, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 238): WHOLE of MILK IS GOOD (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 560): KALIDOR of HYBORIA et al (Buri, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 678): ONE HIT WONDERS (Buri, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 561): THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 683): AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 655): TL;DR (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 679): LONG SWORD CLUB (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 673): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 283): THE MOTHERSHIP 017 (Floyd, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 667): THE CLUB (Buri, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 669): SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 668): DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 636): SKATE DRAGONS (Floyd, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 623): TEAM FLOYD (Floyd, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 287): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 616): SHREDDERS (Buri, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 567): QUESTIONS (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 269): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 262): TALL TALES (A-Sop, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 512): HORSE LAKERS (General Ikillu, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 238): ARTIC FURY (?, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 560) STREET PIZZA et al (The Upright Man, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 3 OSKSI (turn 682): HUSTLERS AMBITION of STATE OF MIND (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 679): MAURINA OBEL of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 683): ETUGEN KHAN of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 665): FOOTLOOSE of BACON MAKIN' (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 669): MESACH of SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
(turn 668): SUSHI of SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (Manager, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 668): CHESTERTON of LITERATE LOONS (Sherman, mgr.)
(turn 667): SUGAR MAGNOLIA of COSMIC FREAK OUT (Floyd, mgr.)
OPHELIA DELPHI of THE RED BLADES (Bill the Bard, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 636): 50/50 of SKATE DRAGONS (Floyd, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 269): CAO ZHEN of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
ALLERDAE CHAN of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
There you are! Hullo!
To atone for forgetting his name, I've noted the fights of all of Buri's
warriors this turn. He had a 6-0-1 turn.
KALIDOR (69-2314) (28-30-0,230) of HYBORIA fought WORK IN PROGRESS (38-4193)
(67-194-2,225) of JUST BECAUSE. KALIDOR devastated WORK IN PROGRESS in a 1 minute
mismatched Title fight. So, Kalidor is now Top Slasher and Top What-Have-You for
Darkholm Arena.
CRYSOPRASE (1-3266) (98-124-2,200) of ILLFANG PACT fought THUNDER BUG (37-3734)
(24-14-0,191) of TACKLE BOX. CRYSOPRASE was devastated by THUNDER BUG in an exciting
1 minute one-sided fight. Ooh. Look at the difference in experience! Crysoprase is
still our top Parry-Striker, though. And TB is our Top Basher, of course.
HULA POPPER (37-2986) (27-25-0,193) of TACKLE BOX fought B.A. TURRY (39-3383)
(39-52-2,174) of CRIMINAL ELEMENT. HULA POPPER easily killed B.A. TURRY in an action
packed 1 minute uneven fight. This was our only death this turn. Sorry, Turry.
Better luck next time. You should challenge so you don't end up fighting... well, he
didn't LOOK that scary, did he?
MEN WORKING (38-4189) (56-205-1,187) of JUST BECAUSE fought ENDER (69-1066) (32-
31-4,191) of XENOCIDE. MEN WORKING was vanquished by ENDER in a popular 1 minute
uneven duel. Mmm hmm. Yes. Ender. *coughs and looks away, thinking of that yet-
untold tale* Good fight.
HOFFA (5-4299) (15-39-0,41) of JOHNS fought SPUTTERBUZZ (6-5810) (16-6-0,58) of
TACKLE BOX. HOFFA was bested by SPUTTERBUZZ in a 4 minute duel. I like the name
Sputterbuzz. It's very onomotopoeic. I think. Might have misspelled that.
NEEDLE (69-3134) (31-23-0,195) of HYBORIA fought ??RADAR?? (82-20310) (77-92-
1,206) of DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II. NEEDLE slimly won victory over ??RADAR?? in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute match. Needle is now our Top Wall of Steeler.
You know what? Fight day was pretty short and then everyone went to a parade
and a fireworks display. So, there's not much to say except that I did like the
fireworks, what with a few wizards from the Stronghold Academy enhancing the show.
And those Delarquan black pegasi flying in formation made a nice finale to the
parade.
Until we meet again then, cheerio!
Malic of Talcama
KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KALIDOR 69-2314 29 30 0 240 HYBORIA (747) CIMMERIAC
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ROB A. REE 39-3241 63 50 1 236 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
HULA POPPER 37-2986 28 25 1 229 TACKLE BOX (788) SIBIKHAS
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THUNDER BUG 37-3734 25 14 0 207 TACKLE BOX (788) SIBIKHAS
NEEDLE 69-3134 32 23 0 204 HYBORIA (747) CIMMERIAC
ENDER 69-1066 33 31 4 201 XENOCIDE (725) CIMMERIAC
SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889 62 105 2 199 STREET PIZZA (114) TALCAMA
??RADAR?? 82-20310 77 93 1 195 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG
RUGEN THE JELLYFI 82-12478 63 24 0 195 HANNAH'S PALS (1270) DWES EG
WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 67 195 2 190 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 98 125 2 189 ILLFANG PACT (281) MORDANT
STASSIA 37-1523 89 105 3 187 UP TO NO GOOD (316) SIBIKHAS
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MEN WORKING 38-4189 56 206 1 179 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
ZANE GREY 21-4810 28 45 2 172 AUTHORS (749) SUNSET
SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435 50 45 3 171 INDULGENT DRINKS (1153) TROCAR
B.A. TURRY 39-3383 39 53 2 170 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
ZAKAU 5-4623 33 33 0 163 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ARSONIST ART 39-3325 54 53 0 148 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
MARK 5-4088 50 115 3 145 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
HELENE JUSTE 5-4875 22 22 1 121 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (1325) KALTOS
HOFFA 5-4348 12 108 0 101 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JAMMY LARKE 5-4926 27 24 0 89 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (1325) KALTOS
KATIRONA MURH 5-4929 33 24 2 71 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (1325) KALTOS
HOFFA 5-4622 26 40 0 66 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
2 + 2 = 4 38-4190 37 125 0 63 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
SPUTTERBUZZ 6-5810 17 6 0 60 TACKLE BOX (1332) TRANSEL
JERI LOUGH 5-4840 17 46 0 58 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (1325) KALTOS
CLIVE 6-5215 22 28 4 56 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
PENDRU ROST 5-4956 20 57 0 45 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (1325) KALTOS
HOFFA 5-4299 15 40 0 43 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
LENNON 5-4087 18 16 1 41 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
SATCHEL 6-6215 19 19 1 36 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
MIKEL 6-6190 16 16 2 36 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
JUSTIN 6-6179 16 19 1 29 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
ALOYICIUS 6-5045 16 16 2 27 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
B.A. TURRY 39-3383 39 53 2 CRIMINAL ELEMENT 1074 HULA POPPER 37-2986 561
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Malic -- How soon we forget... Tackle Box, etc, are run by me. -- Buri
Buri -- How soon I forget, indeed. *sheepish smile* Sorry about that. -- Malic
Stassia -- Weren't you the one giving me flak for only taking one hit? I got better.
-- Kalidor
Kalidor -- I'd say "nice one," but I don't say gracious things when someone beats me.
So I'll say... well... I'll say, damn it. But I'm glad you're the one who has to
write a column now. -- Stassia
Oh that reminds me! Kalidor, where is your column, eh? -- Malic
Arsonist Art -- What? You should have been able to overcome my defense. Hope you're
not still peeing blood. Sometimes the healers don't fix kidneys as well as they
should. -- Crysoprase
I have yet to find a really good way to fix kidneys. They always end up tasting
like... kidneys. -- the Editor
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
KALIDOR devastated WORK IN PROGRESS in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
RASCALLY RABBIT was vanquished by ROB A. REE in a exciting 1 minute uneven battle.
RUGEN THE JELLYFISH overpowered ZANE GREY in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
CRYSOPRASE was devastated by THUNDER BUG in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
SMELL CAREFULLY viciously subdued STASSIA in a action packed 1 minute gory brawl.
NEEDLE slimly won victory over ??RADAR?? in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
HULA POPPER easily killed B.A. TURRY in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
MEN WORKING was vanquished by ENDER in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
SEX ON THE BEACH won victory over MARK in a popular 4 minute duel.
ARSONIST ART was savagely defeated by ZAKAU in a action packed 2 minute gory match.
HELENE JUSTE overpowered HOFFA in a 1 minute one-sided match.
JERI LOUGH was unbelievably bested by HOFFA in a crowd pleasing 3 minute conflict.
JAMMY LARKE demolished LENNON in a 1 minute mismatched match.
KATIRONA MURH beat CLIVE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute conflict.
PENDRU ROST defeated JUSTIN in a popular 1 minute duel.
HOFFA was bested by SPUTTERBUZZ in a 4 minute duel.
2 + 2 = 4 was viciously subdued by BOOKIE'S GUARD in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bout.
SATCHEL bested INKEEPER'S SON in a exciting 1 minute brutal fight.
MIKEL was overpowered by BOOKIE'S GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
ALOYICIUS was overpowered by DEBBY TONTE in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 7 PARRY-STRIKE 6 - 4 - 0 60 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 7 PARRY-RIPOSTE 12 - 8 - 0 60 |
|WALL OF STEEL 7 LUNGING ATTACK 40 - 40 - 0 50 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 WALL OF STEEL 32 - 33 - 0 49 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 TOTAL PARRY 11 - 13 - 0 46 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 21 - 30 - 1 41 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 BASHING ATTACK 11 - 18 - 0 38 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 STRIKING ATTACK 6 - 11 - 1 35 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 6 - 14 - 0 30 |
|AIMED BLOW 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 561 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
LUNGING ATTACK 5 - 2 SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 4 4 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 3 - 4 2 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 WALL OF STEEL
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 2 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 1 BASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 1 PARRY-STRIKE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK KALIDOR 69-2314 29 30 0 240 HYBORIA (747)
LUNGING ATTACK ROB A. REE 39-3241 63 50 1 236 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074)
BASHING ATTACK THUNDER BUG 37-3734 25 14 0 207 TACKLE BOX (788)
WALL OF STEEL NEEDLE 69-3134 32 23 0 204 HYBORIA (747)
PARRY-RIPOSTE WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 67 195 2 190 JUST BECAUSE (1151)
PARRY-STRIKE CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 98 125 2 189 ILLFANG PACT (281)
STRIKING ATTACK ZANE GREY 21-4810 28 45 2 172 AUTHORS (749)
TOTAL PARRY ARSONIST ART 39-3325 54 53 0 148 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074)
PARRY-LUNGE MARK 5-4088 50 115 3 145 JOHNS (927)
The overall popularity leader is ??RADAR?? 82-20310. The most popular warrior this
turn was JERI LOUGH 5-4840. The ten other most popular fighters were SEX ON THE
BEACH 54-2435, ZAKAU 5-4623, MARK 5-4088, SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889, CLIVE 6-5215,
THUNDER BUG 37-3734, ROB A. REE 39-3241, ENDER 69-1066, KATIRONA MURH 5-4929, and
PENDRU ROST 5-4956.
The least popular fighter this week was MIKEL 6-6190. The other ten least popular
fighters were HOFFA 5-4299, HOFFA 5-4348, ZANE GREY 21-4810, RASCALLY RABBIT 59-1338,
WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193, ALOYICIUS 6-5045, LENNON 5-4087, MEN WORKING 38-4189, B.A.
TURRY 39-3383, and JAMMY LARKE 5-4926.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 0 1 0 SUNSET(21) 0 1 0 TROCAR(54) 1 0 0
KALTOS(5) 6 5 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 2 1 1 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0
TRANSEL(6) 2 4 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 3 0 CIMMERIAC(69) 3 0 0
TALCAMA(18) 1 0 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 1 2 0 DWES EG(82) 1 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 98 125 2 189 ILLFANG PACT (281) MORDANT
ZAKAU 5-4623 33 33 0 163 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
SPUTTERBUZZ 6-5810 17 6 0 60 TACKLE BOX (1332) TRANSEL
SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889 62 105 2 199 STREET PIZZA (114) TALCAMA
ZANE GREY 21-4810 28 45 2 172 AUTHORS (749) SUNSET
HULA POPPER 37-2986 28 25 1 229 TACKLE BOX (788) SIBIKHAS
WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 67 195 2 190 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
ROB A. REE 39-3241 63 50 1 236 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435 50 45 3 171 INDULGENT DRINKS (1153) TROCAR
KALIDOR 69-2314 29 30 0 240 HYBORIA (747) CIMMERIAC
??RADAR?? 82-20310 77 93 1 195 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
THE BUNNY GOD (2-5631) of 042909A
BULLETPROOF MONK (11-4999) of LUROCIANS EXTREME
COCO NUTS (60-8163) of FRUIT OF THE LOOM
EAR (82-39911) of UNFORTUNATE HAIR
NUTHYN (82-32147) of GAMMA HORDE
PORSCHE (82-41317) of COMPENSATING
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes