DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL Date : 08/13/2011 Duedate: 08/26/2011 DARKHOLM DM-104 TURN-564 RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K % 1 STREET PIZZA 18/114 2147 1715 23 55.6 4 ILLFANG PACT 1/281 461 646 7 41.6 HANNAH'S PALS 82/1270 UP TO NO GOOD 37/316 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II 82/1258 5 JOHNS 5/927 1110 2041 18 35.2 2 HYBORIA 69/747 299 285 3 51.2 AUTHORS 21/749 TACKLE BOX 37/788 THE LADY'S LIST 6/917 XENOCIDE 69/725 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151 TACKLE BOX 6/1332 6 THE MIDDLE WA 5/1325 498 958 7 34.2 3 CRIMINAL ELE 39/1074 153 193 2 44.2 7 THE WILLBURY 59/1333 0 2 0 0.0 INDULGENT DRINKS 54/1153 '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 681): LITTLE BEAR of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 564): FANGS of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 686): SQUASH of VEGGIES (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 658): RUNNING DEER of TRIBAL COUNCIL (Chief Illiniwek, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 682): JUDAS PRIUS of TECHNOLOGY (Otto X, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 677): ELMINOTH of REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 286): ORSINIUS of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 670): TREMORS of BACON MAKIN' (Sherlock, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 672): HARBOR MASTER of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 671): SPEEDO SMURF of BEN'S BAZAAR (Gentleben, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 639): IRINIA JINZ of MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 626): ZANDER of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 289): OUTLAW STAR of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 619): URCHIN of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 570): WHO of QUESTIONS (Sherlock, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 270): ALBERT of KIWI CONNECTI0N (The Mun, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 263): BURNING RUBBER of WHAT'S IN A NAME (Storm Lord, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 515): MOOSEHEAD of FLOYD'S BREWERY (Floyd, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 240): WHOLE of MILK IS GOOD (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 563): RUGEN THE JELLY FISH of HANNAH'S PALS (The Upright Man) Top Teams --------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 681): ONE HIT WONDERS (Buri, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 564): THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 686): AESIR (Buri, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 658): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 682): LONG SWORD CLUB (Sherlock, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 677): RED BLADES (Madwand, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 286): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 670): THE CLUB (Buri, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 672): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 671): NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 639): MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 626): HOLMES ON THE RANGE (Sherlock, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 289): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 619): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 570): QUESTIONS (Sherlock, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 270): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 263): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 515): FLOYD'S BREWERY (Floyd, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 240): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 563) STREET PIZZA et al (The Upright Man, mgr.) Recent Graduates ----------------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 681): LITTLE BEAR of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.) (turn 680): VERMOUTH of BOOZE (Papa Bear, mgr.) WAELGAEST of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 563): HARKRANZ of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.) EDWARD O'HARE of MEDAL OF HONOR A1 (The Anarchist, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 686): SQUASH of VEGGIES (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) (turn 685): WHIRLING INSELBERG of IRATE FORMATIONS (The Muffin Man) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 657): MAT'ARI of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 681): PRIMUS of LONG SWORD CLUB (Sherlock, mgr.) BALISONG of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 670): TREMORS of BACON MAKIN' (Sherlock, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 670): RUIN of DARK AT HEART (?, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 289): OUTLAW STAR of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.) (turn 288): TIMOR UNRED of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 618): JELLO KNUCKLES of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 569): JUBHAL of DARK HORSEMENT (Jorja, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 269): CAO ZHEN of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.) ALLERDAE CHAN of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 515): RED HOOK of FLOYD'S BREWERY (Floyd, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 240): TORANS ULRIK of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.) REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER Hullo! Our Keeper of the Runeblade had a random match (somebody didn't challenge, did they?) and he won. RUGEN THE JELLYFISH (82-12478) (65-24-0,210) of HANNAH'S PALS fought RASCALLY RABBIT (59-1338) (33-27-0,193) of THE WILLBURYS 1. RUGEN THE JELLYFISH subdued RASCALLY RABBIT in a 2 minute Title competition. Well done. Except for the non-column-writing, non-challenging, and non-personal-ad writing. Rugen is, of course, our top Lunger. Rascally Rabbit isn't top anything, but he is a worthy competitor nonetheless. There were three challenges though. That's good! All of them were by Buri's men. * KALIDOR (69-2314) (30-31-0,206) of HYBORIA challenged ??RADAR?? (82-20310) (79-93-1,210) of DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II. KALIDOR devastated ??RADAR?? in an action packed 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight. Kalidor is our top Slasher. Well done! And ??Rader??, of course, is our perennial Overall Popularity Leader. * THUNDER BUG (37-3734) (26-15-0,210) of TACKLE BOX challenged WORK IN PROGRESS (38-4193) (69-195-2,216) of JUST BECAUSE. THUNDER BUG was overcome by WORK IN PROGRESS in a popular 1 minute Challenge match. Work in Progress still remains our top Parry-Riposter, and Thunder Bug is our top Basher. Hmm. Surprising to see a Basher so high up in the ranks, eh what? * SPUTTERBUZZ (6-5810) (18-7-0,58) of TACKLE BOX challenged HOFFA (5-4348) (12- 110-0,99) of JOHNS. SPUTTERBUZZ vanquished HOFFA in a popular 5 minute gory mismatched Challenge brawl. Zontani Sharp Eyes thought it was a brave challenge and an amazing win. I... hmm... look at Hoffa's record, and wonder. Mr. Hoffa, perhaps you should go missing in the mountains for a while, and study with a mysterious old sensei or something? This turn's favorite is Crysoprase, who is also our top Parry-Striker. CRYSOPRASE (1-3266) (99-126-2,193) of ILLFANG PACT fought ARSONIST ART (39-3325) (56- 53-0,152) of CRIMINAL ELEMENT. CRYSOPRASE vanquished ARSONIST ART in an exciting 5 minute bloody mismatched fight. Hmm. Yes, she won, but it wasn't exactly an upset, was it? I have dawdled today and now I'm running out of time. So, I will only mention my sympathy for The Lady's List, four of whom battled a Bookie's Guard today, and were all defeated! Ouch. Really, if you can scrape the money together, it's best to just pay up. And so, I bid you a hearty "Cheerio!" and go about my business. See you later. Malic of Talcama KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY RUGEN THE JELLYFI 82-12478 66 24 0 219 HANNAH'S PALS (1270) DWES EG GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 70 195 2 228 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME ENDER 69-1066 36 31 4 221 XENOCIDE (725) CIMMERIAC KALIDOR 69-2314 31 31 0 219 HYBORIA (747) CIMMERIAC NEEDLE 69-3134 35 23 0 215 HYBORIA (747) CIMMERIAC GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY HULA POPPER 37-2986 30 26 1 208 TACKLE BOX (788) SIBIKHAS STASSIA 37-1523 91 106 3 204 UP TO NO GOOD (316) SIBIKHAS CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 100 126 2 198 ILLFANG PACT (281) MORDANT SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889 63 107 2 195 STREET PIZZA (114) TALCAMA THUNDER BUG 37-3734 26 16 0 195 TACKLE BOX (788) SIBIKHAS ??RADAR?? 82-20310 79 94 1 190 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG ROB A. REE 39-3241 63 53 1 182 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435 51 47 3 174 INDULGENT DRINKS (1153) TROCAR B.A. TURRY 39-3383 41 54 2 173 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN MEN WORKING 38-4189 56 209 1 172 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME ZANE GREY 21-4810 28 48 2 172 AUTHORS (749) SUNSET MARK 5-4088 51 117 3 167 JOHNS (927) KALTOS ARSONIST ART 39-3325 56 54 0 155 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY ZAKAU 5-4623 34 35 0 141 JOHNS (927) KALTOS HELENE JUSTE 5-4875 23 24 1 135 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (1325) KALTOS GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY SPUTTERBUZZ 6-5810 19 7 0 92 TACKLE BOX (1332) TRANSEL GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY LENNON 5-4087 21 16 1 76 JOHNS (927) KALTOS HOFFA 5-4348 12 111 0 72 JOHNS (927) KALTOS MIKEL 6-6190 18 17 2 70 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL KATIRONA MURH 5-4929 35 25 2 67 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (1325) KALTOS SATCHEL 6-6215 20 21 1 54 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL CLIVE 6-5215 23 30 4 53 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL HOFFA 5-4622 27 42 0 45 JOHNS (927) KALTOS 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190 37 128 0 43 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME JUSTIN 6-6179 17 21 2 41 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL JERI LOUGH 5-4840 18 48 0 36 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (1325) KALTOS JAMMY LARKE 5-4926 27 27 0 34 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (1325) KALTOS PENDRU ROST 5-4956 21 59 0 33 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (1325) KALTOS ALOYICIUS 6-5045 17 18 2 21 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY HOFFA 5-4299 15 43 0 10 JOHNS (927) KALTOS '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE Oh, gods, Jorja found out we weren't doing personals, and she had a "serious talk" with us. A bruising serious talk. So, personals.... Hoffa -- So, I win. A victory is, of course, gratifying, but how did you manage to graduate--and I know you didn't do tourneys, who'd have you?--with fewer than fourteen wins? Well, actually, I seem to remember a petition being circulated back on Kaltos, something on the order of, "Let's get rid of this Hoffa at any cost!" Actually, this works as well now as it did then, since you're an easy win. -- Helene Juste Hoffa -- Helene's right, a remarkable thing in itself. Defeating a Hoffa is a good day's work and leaves plenty of time for the beach and drinks with umbrellas in them. -- Jeri Lough 2 + 2 = 4 -- Except when it equals twenty-two, of course. -- Katirona Murh Satchel -- Argh! Defeated by a piece of carry-on luggage! The shame! -- Jammy Larke Justin -- That was wholly unnecessary. -- Pendru Rost, waking up annoyed Is there some secret plot that we fought nobody but A-Sop's gladiators? -- the Middle Way Sex on the Beach -- I don't like girl-on-girl fights. The spectators ogle, and hope we'll shriek and use our fingernails, and wait for one or both of us to have a wardrobe malfunction. Honestly, it's icky. Let's try not to fight again. -- Stassia Men Working -- Thought I was gonna lose that fight. Your attacks were so very powerful, except I somehow managed to dodge them all. Too much caffeine, I guess. Or just the right amount. -- Crysoprase LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS KALIDOR devastated ??RADAR?? in a action packed 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight. THUNDER BUG was overcome by WORK IN PROGRESS in a popular 1 minute Challenge match. SPUTTERBUZZ vanquished HOFFA in a popular 5 minute gory mismatched Challenge brawl. RUGEN THE JELLYFISH subdued RASCALLY RABBIT in a 2 minute Title competition. CRYSOPRASE vanquished ARSONIST ART in a exciting 5 minute bloody mismatched fight. SMELL CAREFULLY handily defeated MEN WORKING in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight. STASSIA vanquished LOCAL CONSTABLE in a popular 2 minute gruesome uneven duel. HULA POPPER vanquished MARK in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight. NEEDLE handily defeated ZANE GREY in a exciting 2 minute one-sided bout. ROB A. REE was demolished by ENDER in a 1 minute mismatched competition. SEX ON THE BEACH bested HELENE JUSTE in a 1 minute battle. B.A. TURRY demolished ZAKAU in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided brawl. JERI LOUGH was unbelievably bested by HOFFA in a action packed 3 minute gory fight. JAMMY LARKE was devastated by LENNON in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel. KATIRONA MURH devastated ALOYICIUS in a popular 1 minute brutal mismatched brawl. HOFFA was demolished by PENDRU ROST in a 1 minute one-sided bout. 2 + 2 = 4 was overpowered by DRUNKEN FISHERMAN in a 4 minute mismatched fight. SATCHEL was overpowered by BOOKIE'S GUARD in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven fight. MIKEL was handily defeated by BOOKIE'S GUARD in a 1 minute uneven duel. JUSTIN was devastated by BOOKIE'S GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided bout. CLIVE was overpowered by BOOKIE'S GUARD in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven fight. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |LUNGING ATTACK 7 PARRY-RIPOSTE 14 - 6 - 0 70 | |WALL OF STEEL 7 PARRY-STRIKE 6 - 4 - 0 60 | |SLASHING ATTACK 7 LUNGING ATTACK 37 - 37 - 0 50 | |TOTAL PARRY 4 SLASHING ATTACK 29 - 34 - 2 46 | |STRIKING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 31 - 37 - 0 46 | |BASHING ATTACK 3 TOTAL PARRY 15 - 18 - 0 45 | |PARRY-LUNGE 2 STRIKING ATTACK 7 - 14 - 1 33 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 BASHING ATTACK 10 - 20 - 0 33 | |PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 5 - 15 - 0 25 | |AIMED BLOW 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 - 0 0 | Turn 564 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 4 3 LUNGING ATTACK LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 3 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 3 WALL OF STEEL WALL OF STEEL 4 - 3 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 3 2 SLASHING ATTACK PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 3 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 1 PARRY-STRIKE TOTAL PARRY 2 - 2 1 BASHING ATTACK TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME LUNGING ATTACK RUGEN THE JELLYF 82-12478 66 24 0 219 HANNAH'S PALS (1270) PARRY-RIPOSTE WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 70 195 2 228 JUST BECAUSE (1151) SLASHING ATTACK KALIDOR 69-2314 31 31 0 219 HYBORIA (747) WALL OF STEEL NEEDLE 69-3134 35 23 0 215 HYBORIA (747) PARRY-STRIKE CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 100 126 2 198 ILLFANG PACT (281) BASHING ATTACK THUNDER BUG 37-3734 26 16 0 195 TACKLE BOX (788) STRIKING ATTACK ZANE GREY 21-4810 28 48 2 172 AUTHORS (749) PARRY-LUNGE MARK 5-4088 51 117 3 167 JOHNS (927) TOTAL PARRY ARSONIST ART 39-3325 56 54 0 155 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) The overall popularity leader is ??RADAR?? 82-20310. The most popular warrior this turn was CRYSOPRASE 1-3266. The ten other most popular fighters were JERI LOUGH 5-4840, RUGEN THE JELLYFISH 82-12478, SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889, KALIDOR 69-2314, SPUTTERBUZZ 6-5810, RASCALLY RABBIT 59-1338, ARSONIST ART 39-3325, STASSIA 37-1523, HULA POPPER 37-2986, and NEEDLE 69-3134. The least popular fighter this week was JUSTIN 6-6179. The other ten least popular fighters were MIKEL 6-6190, HOFFA 5-4299, CLIVE 6-5215, SATCHEL 6-6215, ALOYICIUS 6-5045, JAMMY LARKE 5-4926, HELENE JUSTE 5-4875, ROB A. REE 39-3241, ZAKAU 5-4623, and SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435. Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K MORDANT(1) 1 0 0 SUNSET(21) 0 1 0 TROCAR(54) 1 0 0 KALTOS(5) 4 7 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 2 1 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0 TRANSEL(6) 1 5 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 2 0 CIMMERIAC(69) 3 0 0 TALCAMA(18) 1 0 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 1 2 0 DWES EG(82) 1 1 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 100 126 2 198 ILLFANG PACT (281) MORDANT MARK 5-4088 51 117 3 167 JOHNS (927) KALTOS SPUTTERBUZZ 6-5810 19 7 0 92 TACKLE BOX (1332) TRANSEL SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889 63 107 2 195 STREET PIZZA (114) TALCAMA ZANE GREY 21-4810 28 48 2 172 AUTHORS (749) SUNSET HULA POPPER 37-2986 30 26 1 208 TACKLE BOX (788) SIBIKHAS WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 70 195 2 228 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME ROB A. REE 39-3241 63 53 1 182 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435 51 47 3 174 INDULGENT DRINKS (1153) TROCAR ENDER 69-1066 36 31 4 221 XENOCIDE (725) CIMMERIAC RUGEN THE JELLYFI 82-12478 66 24 0 219 HANNAH'S PALS (1270) DWES EG