DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL
Date : 08/27/2011 Duedate: 09/09/2011
DARKHOLM
DM-104 TURN-565
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 STREET PIZZA 18/114 2149 1716 23 55.6 UP TO NO GOOD 37/316
HANNAH'S PALS 82/1270 5 SOULTHIEVES 37/416 30 44 0 40.5
DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II 82/1258 6 JOHNS 5/927 1114 2052 18 35.2
2 HYBORIA 69/747 303 287 3 51.4 AUTHORS 21/749
TACKLE BOX 37/788 THE LADY'S LIST 6/917
TACKLE BOX 6/1332 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151
XENOCIDE 69/725 7 THE MIDDLE WA 5/1325 502 959 7 34.4
3 INDULGENT DR 54/1153 156 194 2 44.6 8 THE WILLBURY 59/1333 0 3 0 0.0
CRIMINAL ELEMENT 39/1074 9 WOLF AND MAN 98/1334 1 0 0 100
4 ILLFANG PACT 1/281 463 646 8 41.7
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 682): BLACK of FULL SPECTRUM (Jester, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 565): I. M. WEASEL of THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 687): THE SUN of BRIGHT (Floyd, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 659): RUNNING DEER of TRIBAL COUNCIL (Chief Illiniwek, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 683): JUDAS PRIUS of TECHNOLOGY (Otto X, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 678): FAINTLY FRANNIE of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 287): ORSINIUS of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 671): CAPRICA of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 673): HARBOR MASTER of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 672): SPEEDO SMURF of BEN'S BAZAAR (Gentleben, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 640): IRINIA JINZ of MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 627): ZANDER of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 289): OUTLAW STAR of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 620): URCHIN of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 571): TAC TACK of SERPENTS HOLD 2 (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 271): ALBERT of KIWI CONNECTI0N (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 264): BURNING RUBBER of WHAT'S IN A NAME (Storm Lord, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 516): MOOSEHEAD of FLOYD'S BREWERY (Floyd, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 240): WHOLE of MILK IS GOOD (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 564): RUGEN THE JELLY FISH of HANNAH'S PALS (The Upright Man)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 682): BOOZE (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 565): THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 687): AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 659): TRIBAL COUNCIL (Chief Illiniwek, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 683): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 678): REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 287): CHURCH LADIES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 671): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 673): SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 672): NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 640): MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 627): HOLMES ON THE RANGE (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 289): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 620): SHREDDERS (Buri, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 571): VENTUR BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 271): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 264): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 516): FLOYD'S BREWERY (Floyd, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 240): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 564) STREET PIZZA et al (The Upright Man, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 681): LITTLE BEAR of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 686): SQUASH of VEGGIES (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 657): MAT'ARI of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 683): GIDGET IMER of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 671): CAPRICA of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
(turn 670): TREMORS of BACON MAKIN' (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 677): MY DEER WATSON of HOLMES ON THE RANGE (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 289): OUTLAW STAR of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
(turn 288): TIMOR UNRED of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 264): I'M A BASHER of BASHAHOLICS ANON (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 515): RED HOOK of FLOYD'S BREWERY (Floyd, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 240): TORANS ULRIK of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Good morning!
Aha, we had some action this week! And one death, but we'll get to that later.
The formidable ENDER (69-1066) (36-31-4,221) of XENOCIDE challenged RUGEN THE
JELLYFISH (82-12478) (66-24-0,219) of HANNAH'S PALS. It was a brave bid to regain
the Runeblade he once held, but ENDER was devastated by RUGEN THE JELLYFISH in a 3
minute Challenge Title fight. And so, the Jellyfish remains our top Lunger.
And then, KALIDOR (69-2314) (31-31-0,219) of HYBORIA challenged WORK IN PROGRESS
(38-4193) (70-195-2,228) of JUST BECAUSE. Finding better fortune than her guildmate
Ender, KALIDOR savagely defeated WORK IN PROGRESS in an exciting 1 minute Challenge
melee. Well done!
Some gladiators merely defeat... and some kill. STASSIA (37-1523) (91-106-
3,204) of UP TO NO GOOD fought ZANE GREY (21-4810) (28-48-2,172) of AUTHORS. STASSIA
savagely slew ZANE GREY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory brawl. Perhaps she was
envious of his writing ability? I've heard that Mr. Grey has published a few "blood-
stirring " 'Larqs vs. Rirorni" tales. I don't do deathday gifts, but I do attend
parties, so if Mr. Grey's teammates would like to hold a wake for him, I'd be pleased
to attend.
Our top Wall of Steel is Needle. 3) NEEDLE (69-3134) (35-23-0,215) of HYBORIA
fought SOLACIA (104-24) (68-32-0,225) of ILLFANG PACT. NEEDLE vanquished SOLACIA in
a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl. And why would any stand-in warrior choose to
wear the team colors of one of the least successful teams in Darkholm Arena? I asked
her, and she said, "Because that team got a kill. I hoped it would rub off, but it
didn't. I need blood!" Charming lady, right down to the spearhead tail.
In a surprising upset, our Overall Popularity Leader (??Radar??, for those who'd
forgotten) beat a much scarier fighter. HULA POPPER (37-2986) (30-26-1,208) of
TACKLE BOX fought ??RADAR?? (82-20310) (79-94-1,190) of DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II. HULA
POPPER was unbelievably bested by ??RADAR?? in a popular 1 minute gruesome duel.
Very well done! And an unexpected loss for Buri. I lost money on that fight.
This turn's favorite is Sputterbuzz, a promising young fighter who got matched
against the old veteran, Hoffa. SPUTTERBUZZ (6-5810) (19-7-0,92) of TACKLE BOX
fought HOFFA (5-4348) (12-111-0,72) of JOHNS. SPUTTERBUZZ devastated HOFFA in a
crowd pleasing 5 minute mismatched bout.
Is it time to close this report already? I've not said much... but then, it was
a rather short list of fights and there wasn't much to say. Until next turn,
friends, let's build up our stamina with parties every night!
Cheerio!
Malic of Talcama
KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RUGEN THE JELLYFI 82-12478 67 24 0 235 HANNAH'S PALS (1270) DWES EG
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
NEEDLE 69-3134 36 23 0 244 HYBORIA (747) CIMMERIAC
KALIDOR 69-2314 32 31 0 227 HYBORIA (747) CIMMERIAC
STASSIA 37-1523 92 106 4 214 UP TO NO GOOD (316) SIBIKHAS
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 101 126 2 208 ILLFANG PACT (281) MORDANT
ENDER 69-1066 36 32 4 204 XENOCIDE (725) CIMMERIAC
??RADAR?? 82-20310 80 94 1 203 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG
THUNDER BUG 37-3734 27 16 0 199 TACKLE BOX (788) SIBIKHAS
B.A. TURRY 39-3383 42 54 2 197 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 70 196 2 195 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
HULA POPPER 37-2986 30 27 1 191 TACKLE BOX (788) SIBIKHAS
ROB A. REE 39-3241 64 53 1 190 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
SELENA STEELE 37-2010 43 14 0 184 SOULTHIEVES (416) SIBIKHAS
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435 52 47 3 176 INDULGENT DRINKS (1153) TROCAR
SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889 63 108 2 175 STREET PIZZA (114) TALCAMA
ZANE GREY 21-4810 28 49 2 175 AUTHORS (749) SUNSET
MEN WORKING 38-4189 56 210 1 169 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
MARK 5-4088 51 118 3 167 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
ARSONIST ART 39-3325 56 55 0 165 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HELENE JUSTE 5-4875 24 24 1 148 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (1325) KALTOS
ZAKAU 5-4623 34 36 0 128 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SPUTTERBUZZ 6-5810 20 7 0 100 TACKLE BOX (1332) TRANSEL
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MIKEL 6-6190 19 17 2 72 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
HOFFA 5-4348 12 112 0 71 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
KATIRONA MURH 5-4929 36 25 2 69 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (1325) KALTOS
JAMMY LARKE 5-4926 28 27 0 63 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (1325) KALTOS
CLIVE 6-5215 24 30 4 58 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
SATCHEL 6-6215 21 21 1 56 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
LENNON 5-4087 21 17 1 50 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
HOFFA 5-4622 27 43 0 49 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
JERI LOUGH 5-4840 19 48 0 45 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (1325) KALTOS
ALOYICIUS 6-5045 18 18 2 37 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
2 + 2 = 4 38-4190 37 129 0 35 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
JUSTIN 6-6179 17 22 2 34 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
PENDRU ROST 5-4956 21 60 0 28 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (1325) KALTOS
HOFFA 5-4299 15 44 0 9 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
ZANE GREY 21-4810 28 49 2 AUTHORS 749 STASSIA 37-1523 565
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Sex on the Beach -- Certainly not! That's uncivilized! It's practically...
decadent. And quite uncomfortable, as well. All that gritty sand, not to mention
the sharp bits of broken shell. -- Helene Juste
Oh, gods, I can't believe I was defeated by a Hoffa! The shame! Not to mention the
laughter of the fan. I was WINNING, clearly winning--the gore was all Hoffa's--and
then I just fell over from exhaustion. What an unpleasant end to the week. -- Jeri
Lough
Lennon -- You're a golem? Does your wife know? -- Jammy Larke the Startled
Aloyicius -- If someone had told me that a graduated gladiator could drop five
weapons in six seconds, I wouldn't have believed it. -- Katirona Murh
P.S. What were you drinking last night? One of those Indulgent Drinks?
Hoffa -- One-shotted you. I like that. It saves time. -- Pendru Rost
Arsonist Art -- I thought we both did pretty well in that fight. And I admire your
stamina, five minutes with no sign of fatigue. -- Crysoprase
Bah. I fought the local copper. He's a maroon. -- Stassia
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
ENDER was devastated by RUGEN THE JELLYFISH in a 3 minute Challenge Title fight.
KALIDOR savagely defeated WORK IN PROGRESS in a exciting 1 minute Challenge melee.
NEEDLE vanquished SOLACIA in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
CRYSOPRASE defeated RASCALLY RABBIT in a 2 minute match.
SMELL CAREFULLY was devastated by B.A. TURRY in a popular 1 minute uneven brawl.
STASSIA savagely slew ZANE GREY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory brawl.
SELENA STEELE slimly won victory over ARSONIST ART in a crowd boring 16 minute melee.
HULA POPPER was unbelievably bested by ??RADAR?? in a popular 1 minute gruesome duel.
THUNDER BUG vanquished MARK in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
ROB A. REE handily defeated MEN WORKING in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
SEX ON THE BEACH subdued OLD SAILMAKER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute competition.
HELENE JUSTE devastated ZAKAU in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
SPUTTERBUZZ devastated HOFFA in a crowd pleasing 5 minute mismatched bout.
JERI LOUGH defeated JUSTIN in a popular 1 minute duel.
PYG devastated HOFFA in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel.
JAMMY LARKE bested LENNON in a 1 minute brawl.
KATIRONA MURH viciously subdued HOFFA in a exciting 2 minute brutal fight.
PENDRU ROST was overpowered by CLIVE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
ALOYICIUS overpowered DEBBY TONTE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched conflict.
2 + 2 = 4 was overpowered by DRUNKEN FISHERMAN in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
SATCHEL won victory over INKEEPER'S SON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory fray.
MIKEL savagely defeated DEBBY TONTE in a popular 1 minute gruesome fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL 7 PARRY-RIPOSTE 14 - 6 - 0 70 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 7 PARRY-STRIKE 6 - 4 - 0 60 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 7 LUNGING ATTACK 36 - 36 - 0 50 |
|TOTAL PARRY 5 WALL OF STEEL 34 - 35 - 1 49 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 TOTAL PARRY 17 - 20 - 0 46 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 SLASHING ATTACK 30 - 37 - 2 45 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 BASHING ATTACK 12 - 18 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 STRIKING ATTACK 8 - 15 - 1 35 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 6 - 15 - 0 29 |
|AIMED BLOW 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 565 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 2 - 3 3 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 5 - 2 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 2 3 WALL OF STEEL
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 3 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 1 PARRY-STRIKE
SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 3 1 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK RUGEN THE JELLYF 82-12478 67 24 0 235 HANNAH'S PALS (1270)
WALL OF STEEL NEEDLE 69-3134 36 23 0 244 HYBORIA (747)
SLASHING ATTACK KALIDOR 69-2314 32 31 0 227 HYBORIA (747)
PARRY-STRIKE CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 101 126 2 208 ILLFANG PACT (281)
BASHING ATTACK THUNDER BUG 37-3734 27 16 0 199 TACKLE BOX (788)
PARRY-RIPOSTE WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 70 196 2 195 JUST BECAUSE (1151)
TOTAL PARRY SELENA STEELE 37-2010 43 14 0 184 SOULTHIEVES (416)
STRIKING ATTACK ZANE GREY 21-4810 28 49 2 175 AUTHORS (749)
PARRY-LUNGE MARK 5-4088 51 118 3 167 JOHNS (927)
The overall popularity leader is ??RADAR?? 82-20310. The most popular warrior this
turn was SPUTTERBUZZ 6-5810. The ten other most popular fighters were RUGEN THE
JELLYFISH 82-12478, KATIRONA MURH 5-4929, ENDER 69-1066, B.A. TURRY 39-3383, KALIDOR
69-2314, SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435, HULA POPPER 37-2986, ROB A. REE 39-3241, NEEDLE
69-3134, and CRYSOPRASE 1-3266.
The least popular fighter this week was SELENA STEELE 37-2010. The other ten least
popular fighters were ZAKAU 5-4623, 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190, PENDRU ROST 5-4956, HOFFA
5-4622, LENNON 5-4087, HOFFA 5-4299, MARK 5-4088, WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193, CLIVE
6-5215, and JAMMY LARKE 5-4926.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 1 0 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 3 1 1 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0
KALTOS(5) 4 7 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 3 0 CIMMERIAC(69) 2 1 0
TRANSEL(6) 5 1 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 2 1 0 DWES EG(82) 2 0 0
TALCAMA(18) 0 1 0 TROCAR(54) 1 0 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 1 0 0
SUNSET(21) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 101 126 2 208 ILLFANG PACT (281) MORDANT
MARK 5-4088 51 118 3 167 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
SPUTTERBUZZ 6-5810 20 7 0 100 TACKLE BOX (1332) TRANSEL
SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889 63 108 2 175 STREET PIZZA (114) TALCAMA
ZANE GREY 21-4810 28 49 2 175 AUTHORS (749) SUNSET
STASSIA 37-1523 92 106 4 214 UP TO NO GOOD (316) SIBIKHAS
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
WORK IN PROGRESS 38-4193 70 196 2 195 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
B.A. TURRY 39-3383 42 54 2 197 CRIMINAL ELEMENT (1074) XOCHITHLAN
SEX ON THE BEACH 54-2435 52 47 3 176 INDULGENT DRINKS (1153) TROCAR
NEEDLE 69-3134 36 23 0 244 HYBORIA (747) CIMMERIAC
RUGEN THE JELLYFI 82-12478 67 24 0 235 HANNAH'S PALS (1270) DWES EG