DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL
Date : 01/14/2012 Duedate: 01/27/2012
DARKHOLM ARENA
DM 104 TURN 575
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 PUNCHLINES 82/1115 2169 1729 23 55.6 LEGION OF LEGEND 62/1305
STREET PIZZA 18/114 4 ILLFANG PACT 1/281 475 654 8 42.1
HANNAH'S PALS 82/1270 UP TO NO GOOD 37/316
DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II 82/1258 5 APOCALYPSE 38/712 71 103 2 40.8
2 TACKLE BOX 6/1332 323 305 3 51.4 6-DARK AT HEA 21/1336 102 149 0 40.6
TACKLE BOX 37/788 7 JOHNS 5/927 1173 2138 20 35.4
THE FUNNY FARM 2/881 AUTHORS 21/749
3-STEEL LEGION 1/1304 10 12 0 45.5 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151
BRUTAL LEGION 7/1335 THE LADY'S LIST 6/917
WINGED LEGION 6/1277 8 THE MIDDLE W 5/1325 526 985 7 34.8
BLOODY LEGION 96/1276
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 692): TAI of CLUELESS (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 575): GNU I KNEW of GNU TEAM (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 697): HERMOD of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 669): BRAVE 2 of TRIBAL COUNCIL (Chief Illiniwek, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 693): 8 BALL of POOL PARTY (Buri, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 688): FLASHER of TACKLE BOX (Buri, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 297): NIKKI NAILS of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 681): SCARFACE of THE CLUB (Buri, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 683): LIGHTHOUSE KEEPER of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 682): RED HOUSE of THE BLUES (Buri, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 648): RHAKARAS of TEMPLE OF STEEL (Hawk, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 637): VONSITAN KORV of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 294): THE FALLEN ONE of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 630): HENDRIX of SHREDDERS (Buri, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 581): HANK of VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 276): WERE BEAR of FERAL LEGION (Seraphim, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 269): HARVEY of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 526): KOLBERT MOON of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 245): NAEFAN ORDH of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 574): THUNDER BUG of TACKLE BOX (Buri, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 692): CLUELESS (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 575): HAMOI TONG (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 697): AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 669): TRIBAL COUNCIL (Chief Illiniwek, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 693): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 688): SOUL STRIPPERS II (Savory Jack, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 297): TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 681): THE CLUB (Buri, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 683): RYAN'S HENCHMEN (Leprechaun, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 682): DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 648): DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 637): HOLMES ON THE RANGE (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 294): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 630): SHREDDERS (Buri, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 581): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 276): FERAL LEGION (Seraphim, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 269): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 526): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 245): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 574) PUNCHILINES et al (The Upright Man, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 692): JOSH of CLUELESS (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 696): LOABAL DOMINATION OF STATE OF MIND (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 669): RUNNING DEER of TRIBAL COUNCIL (Chief Illiniwek, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 687): KAIARI of SOUL STRIPPERS II (Savory Jack, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 681): BLAKSKUL of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 294): THE FALLEN ONE of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 580): WHAT of QUESTIONS (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 269): HARVEY of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
FAIRYFIRE of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 525): GILFMET IVERS of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
So why do I have this bag over my head? Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and
I'm going to give you a spy report!. Hey everybody, watch out for CRYSOPRASE, who
flew up 22 points in the rankings after mashing SAMUEL like a melon. Keep your eye
on this gal. And falling like a basher in the top ten was MARK, who dropped 17
points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with DESPAIR. Our battling
duelmaster THUNDER BUG has managed to hold the title, fending off STASSIA's none too
subtle advances. Better luck next time, UP TO NO GOOD. Can you believe they are
paying me 10 gold to deliver this stuff?
Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the DARKHOLM arena. Can any
one out there say 'weasel'? Oh well, just saying GIDEON will do. He challenged 43
points down to trash HOFFA. Definition of petty: GIDEON overcame HOFFA, a mismatch
of 43 points.
Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day
drinking to their memory. Better tanked than dead! Remember: alliances are great,
but try and take your ally in the arena with you and see what happens.
I think I had better cut this one short. It's been nice chatting to those of
you whom I have not offended yet. Well, there goes another Spy Report. Good luck in
next week's fights. Its been real, and its been fun, but it hasn't been real
fun...-- The Unknown Spymaster
KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THUNDER BUG 37-3734 32 19 264 TACKLE BOX (788) SIBIKHAS
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
??RADAR?? 82-20310 86 98 1 222 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RUGEN THE JELLYFISH 82-12478 75 26 202 HANNAH'S PALS (1270) DWES EG
SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889 68 113 2 201 STREET PIZZA (114) TALCAMA
CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 107 130 2 198 ILLFANG PACT (281) MORDANT
STASSIA 37-1523 98 110 4 194 UP TO NO GOOD (316) SIBIKHAS
HOLOCAUST 38-3010 44 40 2 189 APOCALYPSE (712) CLIFFHOME
ZANE GREY 21-4810 31 56 2 187 AUTHORS (749) SUNSET
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DESPAIR 38-2287 43 56 2 183 APOCALYPSE (712) CLIFFHOME
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MEN WORKING 38-4189 61 215 1 179 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
ZAKAU 5-4623 40 40 178 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
SAMUEL 38-3352 34 27 5 173 APOCALYPSE (712) CLIFFHOME
HAIR LIP! 82-3261 19 19 1 171 PUNCHLINES (1115) DWES EG
MARK 5-4088 53 126 3 163 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LENNON 5-4087 29 19 1 134 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
MIKEL 6-6190 25 21 2 119 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
SPUTTERBUZZ 6-5810 23 12 118 TACKLE BOX (1332) TRANSEL
HELENE JUSTE 5-4875 25 33 1 117 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (1325) KALTOS
JUSTIN 6-6179 21 28 3 110 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JAMMY LARKE 5-4926 35 30 89 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (1325) KALTOS
-HAWK 6-5764 19 8 87 WINGED LEGION (1277) TRANSEL
CLIVE 6-5215 32 32 5 85 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
GIDEON 38-3370 23 16 1 85 APOCALYPSE (712) CLIFFHOME
-ZEUS 62-4010 18 5 83 LEGION OF LEGEND (1305) VALAMANTIS
HOFFA 5-4622 32 48 80 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
-COBALT 1-7784 18 8 1 77 STEEL LEGION (1304) MORDANT
I. M. WEASEL 2-4474 22 4 3 65 THE FUNNY FARM (881) NIANIA
KATIRONA MURH 5-4929 40 31 2 62 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (1325) KALTOS
PENDRU ROST 5-4956 26 65 62 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (1325) KALTOS
-FATALITY 7-5820 17 4 61 BRUTAL LEGION (1335) BONSUR
JERI LOUGH 5-4840 26 51 56 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (1325) KALTOS
-ASSASSIN 96-1802 11 7 4 55 BLOODY LEGION (1276) OLD VALAMANTIS
2 + 2 = 4 38-4190 41 135 45 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
HOFFA 5-4348 12 122 43 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
SATCHEL 6-6215 25 27 1 39 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
ALOYICIUS 6-5045 19 27 2 29 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
HOFFA 5-4299 15 54 27 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
BIG BIRD 2-5703 14 10 2 22 THE FUNNY FARM (881) NIANIA
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Malic -- Aha! yourself. Glad to have you back. The clerk who wrote last time was
blah. -- the Middle Way
The golem who does it this time will be more blah.
Malic -- Just a clue, any gladiator name Hoffa is one that NO ONE expects a great
deal from. It's almost a standing joke, except that they keep falling down. -- Jorja
Crysoprase -- Well, drat. I was hoping to get enough oil on the armor that your
weapon would slide off. Guess I need more. -- Helene Juste
Hoffa -- It'd feel more like a real fight if you'd hit back, or at least TRY to hit
back, once in a while. -- Pendru Rost
P.S. But it's okay for you to continue losing. You do that very well.
Cobalt -- If I write a personal personal to you, will you respond? Is it any use to
flirt? -- Katirona Murh
P.S. I know They say it's useless to flirt with a shorter man, but IS it?
Hawk -- I don't mind. Someone's got to lose, right? And, you'd be surprised,
there's actually a little money in it. -- Jammy Larke
Big Bird -- My, you ARE. Big that is. Bird, no. Too bad, it would have added a
little giggle to the fight. -- Jeri Lough
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
HOLOCAUST was devastated by ??RADAR?? in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
DESPAIR handily defeated MARK in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge match.
GIDEON vanquished HOFFA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
THUNDER BUG overpowered STASSIA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
RUGEN THE JELLYFISH devastated ZANE GREY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
MEN WORKING was overpowered by SMELL CAREFULLY in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
SAMUEL was overpowered by CRYSOPRASE in a 3 minute uneven melee.
ZAKAU vanquished HELENE JUSTE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
HAIR LIP! overpowered LENNON in a 1 minute uneven duel.
SPUTTERBUZZ luckily beat JUSTIN in a exciting 1 minute fight.
MIKEL was handily defeated by LAUGHING BARMAID in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
CLIVE demolished JERI LOUGH in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
ALOYICIUS was devastated by DRUNKEN FISHERMAN in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
PENDRU ROST beat HOFFA in a 2 minute conflict.
KATIRONA MURH was unbelievably bested by HOFFA in a action packed 3 minute fight.
JAMMY LARKE defeated I. M. WEASEL in a 2 minute gruesome struggle.
2 + 2 = 4 unbelievably bested BIG BIRD in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bout.
SATCHEL was viciously subdued by INKEEPER'S SON in a 2 minute gory brawl.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK 8 PARRY-RIPOSTE 10 - 5 - 0 67 |
|WALL OF STEEL 6 AIMED BLOW 2 - 1 - 0 67 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 LUNGING ATTACK 32 - 18 - 0 64 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 PARRY-STRIKE 6 - 4 - 0 60 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 43 - 30 - 2 59 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 TOTAL PARRY 16 - 19 - 0 46 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 WALL OF STEEL 24 - 37 - 0 39 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 BASHING ATTACK 11 - 17 - 0 39 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 11 - 22 - 0 33 |
|AIMED BLOW 0 PARRY-LUNGE 7 - 16 - 0 30 |
Turn 575 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 5 3 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 4 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 5 2 BASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 2 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 1 PARRY-STRIKE
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 3 1 STRIKING ATTACK
1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
BASHING ATTACK THUNDER BUG 37-3734 32 19 0 264 TACKLE BOX (788)
WALL OF STEEL ??RADAR?? 82-20310 86 98 1 222 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258)
LUNGING ATTACK RUGEN THE JELLYF 82-12478 75 26 0 202 HANNAH'S PALS (1270)
PARRY-STRIKE CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 107 130 2 198 ILLFANG PACT (281)
STRIKING ATTACK ZANE GREY 21-4810 31 56 2 187 AUTHORS (749)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY DESPAIR 38-2287 43 56 2 183 APOCALYPSE (712)
SLASHING ATTACK HAIR LIP! 82-3261 19 19 1 171 PUNCHLINES (1115)
PARRY-LUNGE MARK 5-4088 53 126 3 163 JOHNS (927)
PARRY-RIPOSTE JAMMY LARKE 5-4926 35 30 0 89 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (1325)
The overall popularity leader is ??RADAR?? 82-20310. The most popular warrior this
turn was BIG BIRD 2-5703. The ten other most popular fighters were KATIRONA MURH
5-4929, ??RADAR?? 82-20310, THUNDER BUG 37-3734, 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190, DESPAIR 38-2287,
CRYSOPRASE 1-3266, PENDRU ROST 5-4956, JAMMY LARKE 5-4926, HOLOCAUST 38-3010, and
MARK 5-4088.
The least popular fighter this week was HOFFA 5-4299. The other ten least popular
fighters were JERI LOUGH 5-4840, HELENE JUSTE 5-4875, MEN WORKING 38-4189, SATCHEL
6-6215, MIKEL 6-6190, LENNON 5-4087, HOFFA 5-4348, ALOYICIUS 6-5045, CLIVE 6-5215,
and JUSTIN 6-6179.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 1 0 0 TRANSEL(6) 2 4 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 1 1 0
NIANIA(2) 0 2 0 TALCAMA(18) 1 0 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 3 3 0
KALTOS(5) 4 7 0 SUNSET(21) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 3 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 107 130 2 198 ILLFANG PACT (281) MORDANT
I. M. WEASEL 2-4474 22 4 3 65 THE FUNNY FARM (881) NIANIA
ZAKAU 5-4623 40 40 0 178 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
MIKEL 6-6190 25 21 2 119 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889 68 113 2 201 STREET PIZZA (114) TALCAMA
ZANE GREY 21-4810 31 56 2 187 AUTHORS (749) SUNSET
THUNDER BUG 37-3734 32 19 0 264 TACKLE BOX (788) SIBIKHAS
HOLOCAUST 38-3010 44 40 2 189 APOCALYPSE (712) CLIFFHOME
??RADAR?? 82-20310 86 98 1 222 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG