DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL
Date : 01/28/2012 Duedate: 02/10/2012
DARKHOLM ARENA
DM 104 TURN 576
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 PUNCHLINES 82/1115 2171 1731 23 55.6 LEGION OF LEGEND 62/1305
STREET PIZZA 18/114 4 ILLFANG PACT 1/281 476 655 8 42.1
HANNAH'S PALS 82/1270 UP TO NO GOOD 37/316
DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II 82/1258 5 APOCALYPSE 38/712 74 104 2 41.6
2 TACKLE BOX 6/1332 326 306 3 51.6 6-DARK AT HEA 21/1336 102 149 0 40.6
TACKLE BOX 37/788 7 JOHNS 5/927 1179 2146 20 35.5
THE FUNNY FARM 2/881 AUTHORS 21/749
3-STEEL LEGION 1/1304 10 12 0 45.5 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151
WINGED LEGION 6/1277 THE LADY'S LIST 6/917
BLOODY LEGION 96/1276 8 THE MIDDLE W 5/1325 528 988 7 34.8
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 639): RANDOM MANIAC of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 576): GNU I KNEW of GNU TEAM (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 698): EXISTENCE MUNDANE of STATE OF MIND (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 670): BRAVE 2 of TRIBAL COUNCIL (Chief Illiniwek, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 694): WATSON of TECHNOLOGY (Otto X, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 689): FLASHER of TACKLE BOX (Buri, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 698): NIKKI NAILS of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 682): WILD THINGS of BACON MAKIN' (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 684): BABY ON BOARD of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 683): RED HOUSE of THE BLUES (Buri, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 649): RHAKARAS of TEMPLE OF STEEL (Hawk, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 638): VONSITAN KORV of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 295): IPSWICH of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 631): HENDRIX of SHREDDERS (Buri, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 582): HANK of VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 276): WERE BEAR of FERAL LEGION (Seraphim, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 269): HARVEY of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 527): KOLBERT MOON of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 246): NAEFAN ORDH of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 575): THUNDER BUG of TACKLE BOX (Buri, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 693): HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 576): HAMOI TONG (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 698): STATE OF MIND (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 670): TRIBAL COUNCIL (Chief Illiniwek, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 694): TECHNOLOGY (Otto X, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 689): SOUL STRIPPERS II (Saucy Jack, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 298): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 682): ABOMINATIONS (Chase, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 684): RYAN'S HENCHMEN (Leprechaun, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 683): THE BOWLS (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 649): DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 638): ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 295): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 631): SHREDDERS (Buri, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 582): VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 276): FERAL LEGION (Seraphim, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 269): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 527): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 246): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 575) PUNCHILINES et al (The Upright Man, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 692): JOSH of CLUELESS (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 698): EXISTENCE MUNDANE of STATE OF MIND (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 670): BRAVE 2 of TRIBAL COUNCIL (Chief Illiniwek, mgr.)
(turn 669): RUNNING DEER of TRIBAL COUNCIL (Chief Illiniwek, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 682): WILD THINGS of BACON MAKIN' (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 684): CHATROOMMATE of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 294): THE FALLEN ONE of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 631): URCHIN of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 269): HARVEY of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
FAIRYFIRE of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Good morning!
All right -- afternoon. I don't do mornings. But this looks like a fine, sunny
start to a day! What hey! Oh -- I rhymed. I feel I might actually enjoy writing a
poem. But I'm, you know, too happy. That won't do at all. Poets have to starve in
garrets. Here I sit in the luxurious spyreporter's suite in the Black Tower,
nibbling the eggs and bacon, and sipping the juice of nine tanna leaves, which giveth
motivation. Starvation appeals not at all.
In fact... just a moment....
There, I've instructed the butler to take this plate of excellent persimmon
scones and distribute them to any hungry-lurking urchins who might be passing by.
Not that Willow Beach is noted for a large population of urchins. But I'm afraid
that if I asked someone to take the scones to Talahya, they'd go cold and perhaps
stale.
Ah! The fights, yes. There were two challenges this turn! Let's look at
those, first. Both of them were Preacher's fighters challenging those of A-Sop.
Aha. Are they having a contest. You there! Are you?
HOLOCAUST (38-3010) (44-40-2,189) of APOCALYPSE challenged ZANE GREY (21-4810)
(31-56-2,187) of AUTHORS. HOLOCAUST bested ZANE GREY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute
Challenge fight.
GIDEON (38-3370) (23-16-1,85) of APOCALYPSE challenged 2 + 2 = 4 (38-4190) (41-
135-0,45) of JUST BECAUSE. GIDEON vanquished 2 + 2 = 4 in a 2 minute brutal uneven
Challenge battle.
In other news, we had a Title fight. The spectators liked it, most of them, but
I thought it was a bit... well, have you ever heard the term "pigeoned in"? As in,
he delivered his performance via messenger pigeon? THUNDER BUG (37-3734) (32-19-
0,264) of TACKLE BOX fought ??RADAR?? (82-20310) (86-98-1,222) of DYSLEXICS UNTIE!
II. THUNDER BUG overpowered ??RADAR?? in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched Title
duel. Thunder Bug, why won't Buri let you pigeon in a column? This fight actuallly
cost ??Radar?? his long-standing title of Overall Popularity Leader. Unfair! I
still like the little guy.
Our new overall favorite fighter is Big Bird. Hmm. BIG BIRD (2-5703) (14-10-
2,22) of THE FUNNY FARM fought ALOYICIUS (6-5045) (19-27-2,29) of THE LADY'S LIST.
BIG BIRD was vanquished by ALOYICIUS in a 1 minute one-sided fray. That's Buri's
bird getting bested by A-Sop.
Twins fascinate me. I prefer it when they're ladies with big endowments, but
here in Darkholm we have twins as well: The Hoffas. Pity. They both work for A-
Sop, who apparently had a pretty bad day, except for a resounding victory against Big
Bird.
HOFFA (5-4622) (32-48-0,80) of JOHNS fought I. M. WEASEL (2-4474) (22-4-3,65) of
THE FUNNY FARM. HOFFA was savagely defeated by I. M. WEASEL in a crowd pleasing 2
minute competition.
HOFFA (5-4348) (12-122-0,43) of JOHNS fought JAMMY LARKE (5-4926) (35-30-0,89)
of THE MIDDLE WAY 5. HOFFA was demolished by JAMMY LARKE in a 2 minute mismatched
match.
Breakfast is done, there's a smudge of strawberry jam on this report, and it's
time for my morning stroll. I believe I'll walk down to the beach and see if the
Beach Babes have come home to their cabana yet. And so, until we next meet (probably
in a tavern), I bid you all a fond farewell and cheerio!
Malic of Talcama
KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THUNDER BUG 37-3734 33 19 275 TACKLE BOX (788) SIBIKHAS
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RUGEN THE JELLYFISH 82-12478 76 26 208 HANNAH'S PALS (1270) DWES EG
STASSIA 37-1523 99 110 4 202 UP TO NO GOOD (316) SIBIKHAS
??RADAR?? 82-20310 86 99 1 195 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG
HOLOCAUST 38-3010 45 40 2 194 APOCALYPSE (712) CLIFFHOME
MARK 5-4088 54 126 3 193 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
HAIR LIP! 82-3261 20 19 1 191 PUNCHLINES (1115) DWES EG
ZANE GREY 21-4810 31 57 2 187 AUTHORS (749) SUNSET
ZAKAU 5-4623 41 40 184 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MEN WORKING 38-4189 61 216 1 180 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 107 131 2 179 ILLFANG PACT (281) MORDANT
DESPAIR 38-2287 43 57 2 176 APOCALYPSE (712) CLIFFHOME
SAMUEL 38-3352 35 27 5 175 APOCALYPSE (712) CLIFFHOME
SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889 68 114 2 171 STREET PIZZA (114) TALCAMA
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SPUTTERBUZZ 6-5810 24 12 137 TACKLE BOX (1332) TRANSEL
MIKEL 6-6190 26 21 2 128 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
LENNON 5-4087 29 20 1 124 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
JUSTIN 6-6179 21 29 3 119 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
HELENE JUSTE 5-4875 25 34 1 109 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (1325) KALTOS
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JAMMY LARKE 5-4926 36 30 91 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (1325) KALTOS
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CLIVE 6-5215 33 32 5 87 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
GIDEON 38-3370 24 16 1 87 APOCALYPSE (712) CLIFFHOME
-HAWK 6-5764 19 8 87 WINGED LEGION (1277) TRANSEL
-ZEUS 62-4010 18 5 83 LEGION OF LEGEND (1305) VALAMANTIS
I. M. WEASEL 2-4474 23 4 3 81 THE FUNNY FARM (881) NIANIA
-COBALT 1-7784 18 8 1 77 STEEL LEGION (1304) MORDANT
HOFFA 5-4622 32 49 72 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
SATCHEL 6-6215 26 27 1 67 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
PENDRU ROST 5-4956 26 66 63 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (1325) KALTOS
JERI LOUGH 5-4840 27 51 60 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (1325) KALTOS
-ASSASSIN 96-1802 11 7 4 55 BLOODY LEGION (1276) OLD VALAMANTIS
2 + 2 = 4 38-4190 41 136 47 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
HOFFA 5-4348 12 123 47 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
KATIRONA MURH 5-4929 40 32 2 40 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (1325) KALTOS
ALOYICIUS 6-5045 20 27 2 39 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HOFFA 5-4299 15 55 24 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
BIG BIRD 2-5703 14 11 2 14 THE FUNNY FARM (881) NIANIA
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Malic -- We hope you're back. Last cycle's spy reporter had a bag over his head and
couldn't see a thing. -- the Middle Way
I am. I was called away to Talcama by my parents, but that's all squared away
now.
Zakau -- You big bully! -- Helene Juste
Clive -- I'd like to call you a big bully, too, but since you're a dwarf, I guess
that won't go. -- Jeri Lough
And we go 1-1 against Hoffa. That's almost embarrassing. -- Pendru Rost (winner) and
Katirona Murh (the other)
I. M. Weasel -- You made me mad. Thanks! That gave me the push to win. Maybe I
should arrange for someone to make me mad before ever fight. -- Jammy Larke
Thunder Bug -- Oh no. Now we both need to change our trains. Not likely, in my
case, damn it. -- Stassia
Samuel -- Sorry about all of that demonic fury. It was that time of the month, you
know? -- Crysoprase
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
HOLOCAUST bested ZANE GREY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge fight.
GIDEON vanquished 2 + 2 = 4 in a 2 minute brutal uneven Challenge battle.
THUNDER BUG overpowered ??RADAR?? in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched Title duel.
RUGEN THE JELLYFISH overpowered MEN WORKING in a 1 minute mismatched match.
CRYSOPRASE was bested by HAIR LIP! in a popular 1 minute bloody duel.
SMELL CAREFULLY was overpowered by MARK in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
STASSIA vanquished DESPAIR in a 2 minute uneven duel.
SAMUEL vanquished JUSTIN in a 2 minute uneven fight.
ZAKAU slimly won victory over LAUGHING BARMAID in a popular 2 minute fight.
LENNON was beaten by SPUTTERBUZZ in a 2 minute melee.
HELENE JUSTE was overpowered by MIKEL in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
HOFFA was savagely defeated by I. M. WEASEL in a crowd pleasing 2 minute competition.
HOFFA was demolished by JAMMY LARKE in a 2 minute mismatched match.
HOFFA was overpowered by JERI LOUGH in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
SATCHEL overpowered KATIRONA MURH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
BIG BIRD was vanquished by ALOYICIUS in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
CLIVE bested PENDRU ROST in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brawl.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK 8 AIMED BLOW 2 - 1 - 0 67 |
|WALL OF STEEL 6 PARRY-RIPOSTE 9 - 5 - 0 64 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 LUNGING ATTACK 32 - 18 - 0 64 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 SLASHING ATTACK 44 - 30 - 1 59 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 5 - 0 50 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 TOTAL PARRY 17 - 18 - 0 49 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 BASHING ATTACK 13 - 15 - 0 46 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 WALL OF STEEL 23 - 38 - 0 38 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 8 - 15 - 0 35 |
|AIMED BLOW 0 STRIKING ATTACK 10 - 23 - 0 30 |
Turn 576 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 WALL OF STEEL
SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 2 WALL OF STEEL 2 - 4 2 BASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 3 2 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 2 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 1 PARRY-LUNGE
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 STRIKING ATTACK
1 PARRY-STRIKE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
BASHING ATTACK THUNDER BUG 37-3734 33 19 0 275 TACKLE BOX (788)
LUNGING ATTACK RUGEN THE JELLYF 82-12478 76 26 0 208 HANNAH'S PALS (1270)
WALL OF STEEL STASSIA 37-1523 99 110 4 202 UP TO NO GOOD (316)
PARRY-LUNGE MARK 5-4088 54 126 3 193 JOHNS (927)
SLASHING ATTACK HAIR LIP! 82-3261 20 19 1 191 PUNCHLINES (1115)
STRIKING ATTACK ZANE GREY 21-4810 31 57 2 187 AUTHORS (749)
PARRY-STRIKE CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 107 131 2 179 ILLFANG PACT (281)
TOTAL PARRY DESPAIR 38-2287 43 57 2 176 APOCALYPSE (712)
PARRY-RIPOSTE JAMMY LARKE 5-4926 36 30 0 91 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (1325)
The overall popularity leader is ??RADAR?? 82-20310. The most popular warrior this
turn was I. M. WEASEL 2-4474. The ten other most popular fighters were ZANE GREY
21-4810, ZAKAU 5-4623, CLIVE 6-5215, HOLOCAUST 38-3010, MARK 5-4088, STASSIA 37-1523,
GIDEON 38-3370, THUNDER BUG 37-3734, HAIR LIP! 82-3261, and SAMUEL 38-3352.
The least popular fighter this week was BIG BIRD 2-5703. The other ten least popular
fighters were HOFFA 5-4299, HELENE JUSTE 5-4875, MEN WORKING 38-4189, PENDRU ROST
5-4956, KATIRONA MURH 5-4929, HOFFA 5-4348, HOFFA 5-4622, SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889,
ALOYICIUS 6-5045, and MIKEL 6-6190.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 0 1 0 TRANSEL(6) 5 1 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 2 0 0
NIANIA(2) 1 1 0 TALCAMA(18) 0 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 3 3 0
KALTOS(5) 4 7 0 SUNSET(21) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 2 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 107 131 2 179 ILLFANG PACT (281) MORDANT
I. M. WEASEL 2-4474 23 4 3 81 THE FUNNY FARM (881) NIANIA
MARK 5-4088 54 126 3 193 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
SPUTTERBUZZ 6-5810 24 12 0 137 TACKLE BOX (1332) TRANSEL
SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889 68 114 2 171 STREET PIZZA (114) TALCAMA
ZANE GREY 21-4810 31 57 2 187 AUTHORS (749) SUNSET
THUNDER BUG 37-3734 33 19 0 275 TACKLE BOX (788) SIBIKHAS
HOLOCAUST 38-3010 45 40 2 194 APOCALYPSE (712) CLIFFHOME
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RUGEN THE JELLYFI 82-12478 76 26 0 208 HANNAH'S PALS (1270) DWES EG