DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL
Date : 03/24/2012 Duedate: 04/06/2012
DARKHOLM ARENA
DM 104 TURN 580
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 PUNCHLINES 82/1115 2187 1731 23 55.8 4 ILLFANG PACT 1/281 481 658 8 42.2
STREET PIZZA 18/114 UP TO NO GOOD 37/316
HANNAH'S PALS 82/1270 5 JOHNS 5/927 1194 2187 21 35.3
DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II 82/1258 AUTHORS 21/749
2 THE CLUB 10/1338 337 316 3 51.6 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151
SHREDDERS 42/1337 THE LADY'S LIST 6/917
TACKLE BOX 6/1332 6 STORM RIDERS 1/1056 543 999 7 35.2
TACKLE BOX 37/788 BLOOD + ORANGES 51/518
THE BLUES 21/1339 STORM RIDERS II 1/1057
THE FUNNY FARM 2/881 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 5/1325
3 APOCALYPSE 38/712 82 112 2 42.3
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 697): NAEGLING of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 580): TASAIO of HAMOI TONG (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 702): DARK SARCASM of STATE OF MIND (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 674): PONTIAC of TRIBAL COUNCIL (Chief Illiniwek, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 698): JUST LOSIN of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 693): JOE WILLIAMS of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 702): SKARA BRAE of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 686): ADDAI of SERPENTS HOLD! (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 688): PETE of SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 686): WALLI WEEBLE of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 653): CHESTER GRELL of MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 642): GRRR of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 297): ASQUITH of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 635): KWS of SHREDDERS (Buri, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 586): HANK of VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 278): QIONG YING of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 271): APPLESEED of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 531): INFERNO of DISASTERS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 248): NAEFAN ORDH of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 579): RUGEN THE JELLYFISH of HANNAH'S PALS (The Upright Man)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 697): RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 580): HAMOI TONG (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 702): STATE OF MIND (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 674): TRIBAL COUNCIL (Chief Illiniwek, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 698): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 693): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 702): TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 686): VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 688): NEXT GENERATION (?, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 687): THE BOWLS (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 653): MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (Storm Lord, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 642): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 297): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 635): SHREDDERS (Buri, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 586): VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 278): KIWI CONNECTION II (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 271): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 531): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 248): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 579) PUNCHLINES et al (The Upright Man, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 3 OSKSI (turn 701): SALDORINIVAN KIRO of GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 673): SNAPPING TURTLE of TRIBAL COUNCIL (Chief Illiniwek, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 696): KELLY of CASSEY'S CREW (Dartor, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 686): ADDAI of SERPENTS HOLD! (Khisanth, mgr.)
(turn 685): TROG of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 686): WALLI WEEBLE of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
(turn 686): RED HOUSE of THE BLUES (Buri, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 641): VONSITAN KORV of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? Of TEAM FLOYD (Floyd, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 297): RATA of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
(turn 296): IPSWICH of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 670): LORD FOUL of BLOODGUARD (Sigird Fafnisbane, mgr.)
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
What ho!
It's been a day, eh? I see sunshine, and trees bursting out in leaf-- as well
they should! And I hear that Snowbound is enjoying days of record warmth, while
Trocar and points south are wrapped in snow. Wizards are tampering with the weather
again, eh?
I'm sorry to report that Aloyicius was killed today, at least temporarily. And
by a stand-in! Not, I'm certain, the real Debby Tonte, but still. ALOYICIUS (6-
5045) (21-29-2,32) of THE LADY'S LIST fought DEBBY TONTE (104-2) (20-30-0,30) of
ALBENDRANIUS. ALOYICIUS was dealt death by DEBBY TONTE in a 1 minute fight. Pity.
I don't send gifts for that, though, but Alben, you're welcome to join me at my
favorite restaurant, Banbury's, where wits are wild and food is airborne.
Are you all sitting down? Good! I kick your chair! Say something!
We had a few challenges today (thanks to Buri).
THUNDER BUG (37-3734) (34-21-0,190) of TACKLE BOX challenged HAIR LIP! (82-3261)
(23-19-1,212) of PUNCHLINES. THUNDER BUG was bested by HAIR LIP! in a crowd pleasing
1 minute Challenge fight. That would be Buri vs. The Upright Man.
SPUTTERBUZZ (6-5810) (25-14-0,161) of TACKLE BOX challenged MARK (5-4088) (55-
128-3,191) of JOHNS. SPUTTERBUZZ was vanquished by MARK in a 2 minute brutal uneven
Challenge battle. Buri vs. A-Sop.
FLASHER (6-6556) (15-7-1,76) of TACKLE BOX challenged 2 + 2 = 4 (38-4190) (43-
137-0,84) of JUST BECAUSE. FLASHER overpowered 2 + 2 = 4 in a crowd pleasing 1
minute mismatched Challenge duel. Buri vs. A-Sop.
I. M. WEASEL (2-4474) (24-6-3,80) of THE FUNNY FARM challenged JERI LOUGH (5-
4840) (30-51-0,93) of THE MIDDLE WAY 5. I. M. WEASEL overpowered JERI LOUGH in a 1
minute one-sided Challenge fight. Buri vs. Jorja.
And in our title fight... RUGEN THE JELLYFISH (82-12478) (79-26-0,263) of
HANNAH'S PALS fought TASHI'SINDAR (1-3249) (71-50-3,214) of STORM RIDERS II. RUGEN
THE JELLYFISH devastated TASHI'SINDAR in a 1 minute uneven Title brawl. Darn! We
missed getting a column by THAT much.
Buri's fighters avoided those of Preacher. Well done! It looks like Buri is
using all of his tools... except, of course, his writing tools.
I could say more, but I'm getting the impression that you all are not
interested. So, I'm off to Banbury's, where there is much to interest me. I'm tied
for first place in the aimed pork chop tournament!
Sincerely but disgruntledly,
Malic of Talcama
KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RUGEN THE JELLYFISH 82-12478 80 26 284 HANNAH'S PALS (1270) DWES EG
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
??RADAR?? 82-20310 90 99 1 247 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG
HAIR LIP! 82-3261 24 19 1 222 PUNCHLINES (1115) DWES EG
STASSIA 37-1523 102 111 4 213 UP TO NO GOOD (316) SIBIKHAS
ELAYRON 51-1492 77 59 212 BLOOD + ORANGES (518) TRICORUS
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TASHI'SINDAR 1-3249 71 51 3 204 STORM RIDERS II (1057) MORDANT
SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889 72 114 2 200 STREET PIZZA (114) TALCAMA
MARK 5-4088 56 128 3 200 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
HOLOCAUST 38-3010 46 43 2 198 APOCALYPSE (712) CLIFFHOME
DESPAIR 38-2287 46 58 2 190 APOCALYPSE (712) CLIFFHOME
THUNDER BUG 37-3734 34 22 189 TACKLE BOX (788) SIBIKHAS
MEN WORKING 38-4189 63 218 1 182 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 109 133 2 178 ILLFANG PACT (281) MORDANT
ZANE GREY 21-4810 31 61 2 173 AUTHORS (749) SUNSET
HIKARAN DAAL 1-2070 71 87 171 STORM RIDERS (1056) MORDANT
ZAKAU 5-4623 41 44 163 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
JAMMY LARKE 5-4926 40 30 163 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (1325) KALTOS
SPUTTERBUZZ 6-5810 25 15 159 TACKLE BOX (1332) TRANSEL
SAMUEL 38-3352 36 30 5 151 APOCALYPSE (712) CLIFFHOME
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LENNON 5-4087 30 23 1 128 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
JUSTIN 6-6179 22 32 3 111 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
CLIVE 6-5215 35 34 5 109 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
MIKEL 6-6190 27 24 2 109 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
HELENE JUSTE 5-4875 26 37 1 108 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (1325) KALTOS
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
I. M. WEASEL 2-4474 25 6 3 97 THE FUNNY FARM (881) NIANIA
FLASHER 6-6556 16 7 1 91 TACKLE BOX (1332) TRANSEL
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JERI LOUGH 5-4840 30 52 81 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (1325) KALTOS
2 + 2 = 4 38-4190 43 138 72 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
WRATH 38-3821 20 11 69 APOCALYPSE (712) CLIFFHOME
KATIRONA MURH 5-4929 43 33 2 67 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (1325) KALTOS
-GIDEON 38-3370 25 17 1 66 APOCALYPSE (712) CLIFFHOME
SATCHEL 6-6215 29 28 2 65 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
SRV 42-4593 14 3 1 60 SHREDDERS (1337) RODEKI
HENDRIX 42-4594 14 6 58 SHREDDERS (1337) RODEKI
-RED HOUSE 21-7103 15 10 55 THE BLUES (1339) SUNSET
-SCARFACE 10-5965 15 6 2 53 THE CLUB (1338) KOLACT
PENDRU ROST 5-4956 27 69 50 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (1325) KALTOS
BIG BIRD 2-5703 16 13 2 39 THE FUNNY FARM (881) NIANIA
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HOFFA 5-4622 32 53 38 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
HOFFA 5-4348 12 127 32 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
HOFFA 5-4299 15 59 30 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
ALOYICIUS 6-5045 21 30 2 26 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
ALOYICIUS 6-5045 21 30 2 THE LADY'S LIST 917 DEBBY TONTE 580
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Malic -- If that's what you call a spy report, we can get along without it. But you
Talcamans are generally pretty useless, anyway. -- Hikaran Daal
Hey! Talcamans are NOT generally useless. It's just me. And I am far from
useless in a food fight! I have one of the best bun-launching arms in the
sport.
Malic -- Ignore that rude fellow. He would find something to complain about whatever
anyone did. Thoroughly unlikeable, and also unreliable. He positively revels in
treachery and back-biting. -- Elayron
Thank you. You're welcome in my food fights, any day.
I.M. Weasel -- Hmm, good thing I'm not a hen house, then, isn't it? -- Katirona Murh
Hair Lip! -- Of course you have a hairy lip, you dispicable Andorian dwarf! I
considered shaving it, but I didn't want you slobbering on my blade. -- Hikaran Daal
Samuel -- Hardly an even match for you, but a good return to the sands for me,
despite my long-standing desire not to return at all. -- Tashi'Sindar
Men Working -- Never make a statement that is so easily disproved. You were, in
fact, not working at all. -- Elayron
Justin -- You were encroaching on my name. I can't allow that. -- Helene Juste
Lennon -- I thought it was time to "give pieces a chance." How do you like it? --
Jammy Larke
Hoffa -- Always an enjoyable match. -- Jeri Lough
Aloyicius -- Thank you! I thought I was never going to see a win again. -- Pendru
Rost
Sputterbuzz -- Good fight, and nice train. -- Crysoprase
Rugen the Jellyfish -- Well, you saved me from being the Keeper of the Runeblade,
and that's something. Thanks. -- Stassia
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
THUNDER BUG was bested by HAIR LIP! in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge fight.
SPUTTERBUZZ was vanquished by MARK in a 2 minute brutal uneven Challenge battle.
FLASHER overpowered 2 + 2 = 4 in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
I. M. WEASEL overpowered JERI LOUGH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
RUGEN THE JELLYFISH devastated TASHI'SINDAR in a 1 minute uneven Title brawl.
??RADAR?? overpowered DESPAIR in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
SMELL CAREFULLY devastated CRYSOPRASE in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
STASSIA viciously subdued HOLOCAUST in a action packed 3 minute gruesome duel.
ELAYRON overpowered ZANE GREY in a 1 minute uneven duel.
HIKARAN DAAL was defeated by MEN WORKING in a exciting 4 minute fight.
ZAKAU was overcome by LAUGHING BARMAID in a popular 2 minute brutal bout.
SAMUEL was narrowly defeated by JAMMY LARKE in a crowd pleasing 7 minute competition.
MIKEL was demolished by M. CHARDINEE in a popular 1 minute bloody mismatched match.
HELENE JUSTE was handily defeated by LENNON in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
CLIVE was devastated by DESIREE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
JUSTIN was beaten by KHALHUMS DWARF in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brawl.
ALOYICIUS was dealt death by DEBBY TONTE in a 1 minute fight.
PENDRU ROST was savagely defeated by HENDRIX in a 2 minute brutal match.
KATIRONA MURH overpowered BIG BIRD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
SATCHEL devastated DRUNKEN FISHERMAN in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
WRATH overpowered HOFFA in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
HOFFA was overpowered by DRUNKEN FISHERMAN in a action packed 4 minute uneven fray.
HOFFA was overpowered by SRV in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK 8 PARRY-RIPOSTE 8 - 2 - 0 80 |
|WALL OF STEEL 7 AIMED BLOW 3 - 1 - 0 75 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 6 LUNGING ATTACK 31 - 22 - 0 58 |
|TOTAL PARRY 5 SLASHING ATTACK 45 - 35 - 2 56 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 4 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 5 - 0 50 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 BASHING ATTACK 14 - 15 - 0 48 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 PARRY-LUNGE 11 - 12 - 0 48 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 WALL OF STEEL 28 - 37 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 TOTAL PARRY 16 - 25 - 0 39 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 10 - 23 - 0 30 |
Turn 580 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 4 3 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 PARRY-LUNGE
SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 3 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 3 1 SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 4 - 3 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 5 1 TOTAL PARRY
1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK RUGEN THE JELLYF 82-12478 80 26 0 284 HANNAH'S PALS (1270)
WALL OF STEEL ??RADAR?? 82-20310 90 99 1 247 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258)
SLASHING ATTACK HAIR LIP! 82-3261 24 19 1 222 PUNCHLINES (1115)
PARRY-LUNGE ELAYRON 51-1492 77 59 0 212 BLOOD + ORANGES (518)
TOTAL PARRY DESPAIR 38-2287 46 58 2 190 APOCALYPSE (712)
BASHING ATTACK THUNDER BUG 37-3734 34 22 0 189 TACKLE BOX (788)
PARRY-STRIKE CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 109 133 2 178 ILLFANG PACT (281)
STRIKING ATTACK ZANE GREY 21-4810 31 61 2 173 AUTHORS (749)
PARRY-RIPOSTE JAMMY LARKE 5-4926 40 30 0 163 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (1325)
AIMED BLOW FLASHER 6-6556 16 7 1 91 TACKLE BOX (1332)
The overall popularity leader is ??RADAR?? 82-20310. The most popular warrior this
turn was SAMUEL 38-3352. The ten other most popular fighters were JAMMY LARKE
5-4926, MEN WORKING 38-4189, STASSIA 37-1523, HOLOCAUST 38-3010, HIKARAN DAAL 1-2070,
MARK 5-4088, HENDRIX 42-4594, SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889, JUSTIN 6-6179, and PENDRU ROST
5-4956.
The least popular fighter this week was HOFFA 5-4299. The other ten least popular
fighters were HOFFA 5-4348, CLIVE 6-5215, DESPAIR 38-2287, TASHI'SINDAR 1-3249, JERI
LOUGH 5-4840, WRATH 38-3821, BIG BIRD 2-5703, HELENE JUSTE 5-4875, MIKEL 6-6190, and
ZANE GREY 21-4810.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 0 3 0 TALCAMA(18) 1 0 0 RODEKI(42) 2 0 0
NIANIA(2) 1 1 0 SUNSET(21) 0 1 0 TRICORUS(51) 1 0 0
KALTOS(5) 4 7 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 1 1 0 DWES EG(82) 3 0 0
TRANSEL(6) 2 5 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 2 4 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TASHI'SINDAR 1-3249 71 51 3 204 STORM RIDERS II (1057) MORDANT
I. M. WEASEL 2-4474 25 6 3 97 THE FUNNY FARM (881) NIANIA
MARK 5-4088 56 128 3 200 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
SPUTTERBUZZ 6-5810 25 15 0 159 TACKLE BOX (1332) TRANSEL
SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889 72 114 2 200 STREET PIZZA (114) TALCAMA
ZANE GREY 21-4810 31 61 2 173 AUTHORS (749) SUNSET
STASSIA 37-1523 102 111 4 213 UP TO NO GOOD (316) SIBIKHAS
HOLOCAUST 38-3010 46 43 2 198 APOCALYPSE (712) CLIFFHOME
SRV 42-4593 14 3 1 60 SHREDDERS (1337) RODEKI
ELAYRON 51-1492 77 59 0 212 BLOOD + ORANGES (518) TRICORUS
RUGEN THE JELLYFI 82-12478 80 26 0 284 HANNAH'S PALS (1270) DWES EG