DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL
Date : 04/07/2012 Duedate: 04/20/2012
DARKHOLM ARENA
DM 104 TURN 581
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 PUNCHLINES 82/1115 2191 1731 23 55.9 4 ILLFANG PACT 1/281 482 659 9 42.2
STREET PIZZA 18/114 UP TO NO GOOD 37/316
HANNAH'S PALS 82/1270 5 JOHNS 5/927 1199 2196 21 35.3
DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II 82/1258 AUTHORS 21/749
2 THE CLUB 10/1338 338 321 3 51.3 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151
SHREDDERS 42/1337 THE LADY'S LIST 6/917
TACKLE BOX 6/1332 6 STORM RIDERS 1/1056 547 1003 7 35.3
TACKLE BOX 37/788 BLOOD + ORANGES 51/518
THE BLUES 21/1339 STORM RIDERS II 1/1057
THE FUNNY FARM 2/881 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 5/1325
3-APOCALYPSE 38/712 82 112 2 42.3
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 698): RANDOM MANIAC of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 581): ROBOT CHICKEN of THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 703): KVASIR of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 675): DARKCLAW of SAVAGE HORDE (Hawk, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 699): JUST LOSIN of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 694): SWEET FREDDY of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 703): SKARA BRAE of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 687): ULF SUNDERHELM of VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 689): BARNEY of SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 687): HELRAZOR of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 654): KHYLAR of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 643): THE COWS AFOOT of HOLMES ON THE RANGE (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 297): ASQUITH of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 636): KWS of SHREDDERS (Buri, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 587): HANK of VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 279): WORZEEL of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 272): APPLESEED of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 532): IMROM LLEWS of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 248): NAEFAN ORDH of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 580): RUGEN THE JELLYFISH of HANNAH'S PALS (The Upright Man)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 698): RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 581): HAMOI TONG (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 703): STATE OF MIND (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 675): SAVAGE HORDE (Hawk, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 699): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 694): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 703): TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 687): JAY-Z (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 689): NEXT GENERATION (?, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 688): THE BOWLS (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 654): MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (Storm Lord, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 643): ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 297): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 636): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 587): VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 279): KIWI CONNECTION II (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 272): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 532): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 248): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 580) PUNCHLINES et al (The Upright Man, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 3 OSKSI (turn 703): KVASIR of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 686): ADDAI of SERPENTS HOLD! (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 686): WALLI WEEBLE of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 643): THE COWS AFOOT of HOLMES ON THE RANGE (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 297): RATA of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
(turn 296): IPSWICH of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 636): KWS of SHREDDERS (Buri, mgr.)
DEAD MAN WALKING of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hullo there!
Hang onto your seats, because this is the Darkholm Sporting News!
That's right, a young student mage at the Stronghold Academy has asked to
practice his earth magic right here in Willow Beach. And the mayor granted
permission, silly fellow. Chunks of ceiling may fall on you, so best put on a helmet.
We had three challenges, all of them by Buri's men. I assume he didn't make a
run at the Title only because he didn't have a fighter in the Grand Challenger
Champs. And he still doesn't! His boys had a rather unfortunate day.
THUNDER BUG (37-3734) (34-22-0,189) of TACKLE BOX challenged SMELL CAREFULLY
(18-8889) (72-114-2,200) of STREET PIZZA. THUNDER BUG was devastated by SMELL
CAREFULLY in a 1 minute Challenge fight. That's Buri against The Upright Man.
SPUTTERBUZZ (6-5810) (25-15-0,159) of TACKLE BOX challenged ZAKAU (5-4623) (41-
44-0,163) of JOHNS. SPUTTERBUZZ was viciously subdued by ZAKAU in a 4 minute
Challenge battle. Buri against A-Sop.
FLASHER (6-6556) (16-7-1,91) of TACKLE BOX challenged HELENE JUSTE (5-4875) (26-
37-1,108) of THE MIDDLE WAY 5. FLASHER was overpowered by HELENE JUSTE in a 1 minute
mismatched Challenge duel. And Buri against Jorja.
Our Title fight was a random match, since Rugen the Jellyfish couldn't be
bothered to challenge. Didn't matter, though. RUGEN THE JELLYFISH (82-12478) (80-
26-0,284) of HANNAH'S PALS fought STASSIA (37-1523) (102-111-4,213) of UP TO NO GOOD.
RUGEN THE JELLYFISH viciously subdued STASSIA in a popular 4 minute Title fight.
That's The Upright Man vs. She-Puppy. And Rugen remains our top Lunger. Stassia was
our top Wall of Steel last turn, but lost the honor to ??Radar?? due to this defeat.
Oh! The Debby Tonte golem stopped by and said Mr. Jellyfish is buying drinks at the
Black Chalice. Though I am well supplied with the good stuff, I can't pass up an
opportunity to hoist a few with the chums.
Later...
Sorry to say that today someone shuffled off this mortal coil, although they
didn't shuffle too far, of course. A few steps only, and then he loitered, no doubt
checking his nails and whistling tunelessly, waiting for Greywand's magic.
CRYSOPRASE (1-3266) (109-133-2,178) of ILLFANG PACT fought JAMMY LARKE (5-4926) (40-
30-0,163) of THE MIDDLE WAY 5. CRYSOPRASE assassinated JAMMY LARKE in a 2 minute
gruesome one-sided fight. Since it was a random match, one might suppose it wasn't
personal, though I did see some cold looks exchanged.
??Radar?? is still our Overall Popularity Leader. ??RADAR?? (82-20310) (90-99-
1,247) of DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II fought SHEWISH GIANT (104-25) (0-0-0,181) of THE FUNNY
FARM. ??RADAR?? devastated SHEWISH GIANT in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory
mismatched match. Top Wall of Steel, popular... can life get much better?
This turn's favorite is Mark. MARK (5-4088) (56-128-3,200) of JOHNS fought
HIKARAN DAAL (1-2070) (71-87-0,171) of STORM RIDERS. MARK was unbelievably bested by
HIKARAN DAAL in an action packed 8 minute fight. Perhaps the spectators admired Mark
for staying on his feet for eight minutes, in the face of a Total Parry's mystic
energy drain? And Hikaran Daal is the top fighter of his style.
I think I've exhausted our news for this turn. And I think there is a food
fight at the Tower Cafeteria later this afternoon, so I'm off. Cheerio!
Malic of Talcama
KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RUGEN THE JELLYFISH 82-12478 81 26 292 HANNAH'S PALS (1270) DWES EG
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
??RADAR?? 82-20310 91 99 1 255 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG
HAIR LIP! 82-3261 25 19 1 245 PUNCHLINES (1115) DWES EG
ELAYRON 51-1492 78 59 218 BLOOD + ORANGES (518) TRICORUS
SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889 73 114 2 213 STREET PIZZA (114) TALCAMA
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 110 133 3 210 ILLFANG PACT (281) MORDANT
STASSIA 37-1523 102 112 4 210 UP TO NO GOOD (316) SIBIKHAS
-HOLOCAUST 38-3010 46 43 2 198 APOCALYPSE (712) CLIFFHOME
HIKARAN DAAL 1-2070 72 87 194 STORM RIDERS (1056) MORDANT
TASHI'SINDAR 1-3249 71 52 3 193 STORM RIDERS II (1057) MORDANT
-DESPAIR 38-2287 46 58 2 190 APOCALYPSE (712) CLIFFHOME
MARK 5-4088 56 129 3 183 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
MEN WORKING 38-4189 63 219 1 182 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
THUNDER BUG 37-3734 34 23 182 TACKLE BOX (788) SIBIKHAS
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ZAKAU 5-4623 42 44 175 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
ZANE GREY 21-4810 31 62 2 166 AUTHORS (749) SUNSET
JAMMY LARKE 5-4926 40 31 157 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (1325) KALTOS
SPUTTERBUZZ 6-5810 25 16 156 TACKLE BOX (1332) TRANSEL
-SAMUEL 38-3352 36 30 5 151 APOCALYPSE (712) CLIFFHOME
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LENNON 5-4087 30 24 1 126 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
HELENE JUSTE 5-4875 27 37 1 119 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (1325) KALTOS
MIKEL 6-6190 27 25 2 117 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
JUSTIN 6-6179 22 33 3 117 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CLIVE 6-5215 35 35 5 99 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
-I. M. WEASEL 2-4474 25 6 3 97 THE FUNNY FARM (881) NIANIA
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FLASHER 6-6556 16 8 1 85 TACKLE BOX (1332) TRANSEL
SATCHEL 6-6215 30 28 2 83 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
2 + 2 = 4 38-4190 44 138 74 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
KATIRONA MURH 5-4929 44 33 2 69 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (1325) KALTOS
-WRATH 38-3821 20 11 69 APOCALYPSE (712) CLIFFHOME
JERI LOUGH 5-4840 30 53 64 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (1325) KALTOS
HOFFA 5-4622 33 53 61 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HENDRIX 42-4594 15 6 60 SHREDDERS (1337) RODEKI
-RED HOUSE 21-7103 15 10 55 THE BLUES (1339) SUNSET
PENDRU ROST 5-4956 27 70 54 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (1325) KALTOS
SRV 42-4593 14 4 1 47 SHREDDERS (1337) RODEKI
HOFFA 5-4299 16 59 43 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
HOFFA 5-4348 12 128 36 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
BIG BIRD 2-5703 16 14 2 30 THE FUNNY FARM (881) NIANIA
ALOYICIUS 6-5045 21 31 2 29 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
JAMMY LARKE 5-4926 40 31 0 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 1325 CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 581
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Smell Carefully -- Oh, that was so wrong! And I was a dork-- I vaulted over the
attack, but not high enough. Drat! -- Crysoprase
Holocaust -- Experience, honey. Pure and simple. Thank you for your participation.
-- Stassia
I. M. Weasel -- Drat. You know, I didn't find that at all amusing. Maybe if we were
on a farm, it would have been, but in the arena, no. -- Jeri Lough
Rugen the Jellyfish -- Remarkably hairy for a jellyfish. We'll have to try this
again, when I'm prepared to meet a jellyfish with a full beard. -- Tashi'Sindar
Zane Grey -- Ah, the Writer of the Purple Page! Not to my taste, actually. --
Elayron
Men Working -- I find you offensive in every way. It is unsuitable for common
workmen to meet a warrior as equals. -- Hikaran Daal
Samuel -- By the time we got to the end of that, I was feeling quite apocalyptic. --
Jammy Larke
Lennon -- What is this, revenge for my victory over your teammate? Fie on you. --
Helene Juste
Hendrix -- Good gods, my ears! I may never hear normally again. -- Pendru Rost
Big Bird -- You are that. What drumsticks you must be able to provide! -- Katirona
Murh, thinking wistfully of fried chicken
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
THUNDER BUG was devastated by SMELL CAREFULLY in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
SPUTTERBUZZ was viciously subdued by ZAKAU in a 4 minute Challenge battle.
FLASHER was overpowered by HELENE JUSTE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
RUGEN THE JELLYFISH viciously subdued STASSIA in a popular 4 minute Title fight.
HAIR LIP! devastated TASHI'SINDAR in a popular 1 minute uneven brawl.
??RADAR?? devastated SHEWISH GIANT in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory mismatched match.
ELAYRON handily defeated MEN WORKING in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee.
MARK was unbelievably bested by HIKARAN DAAL in a action packed 8 minute fight.
CRYSOPRASE assassinated JAMMY LARKE in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
ZANE GREY was beaten by LAUGHING BARMAID in a exciting 1 minute fight.
MIKEL was subdued by KHALHUMS DWARF in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody competition.
CLIVE was demolished by M. CHARDINEE in a 2 minute gory mismatched match.
LENNON was handily defeated by DESIREE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided conflict.
JUSTIN was defeated by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute struggle.
ALOYICIUS was vanquished by KATIRONA MURH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
PENDRU ROST slimly lost to 2 + 2 = 4 in a popular 3 minute brutal brawl.
JERI LOUGH was demolished by SATCHEL in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
HOFFA luckily beat SRV in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bloody fight.
HOFFA was bested by HENDRIX in a popular 2 minute bout.
HOFFA won victory over BIG BIRD in a 2 minute match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 6 PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 - 3 - 0 70 |
|WALL OF STEEL 6 AIMED BLOW 3 - 2 - 0 60 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 6 LUNGING ATTACK 31 - 24 - 0 56 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 SLASHING ATTACK 44 - 36 - 2 55 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 4 PARRY-LUNGE 13 - 12 - 0 52 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 5 - 1 50 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 19 - 23 - 0 45 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 BASHING ATTACK 13 - 17 - 0 43 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 WALL OF STEEL 28 - 37 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 9 - 22 - 0 29 |
Turn 581 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 4 3 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 1 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 3 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 3 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 3 1 SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 PARRY-LUNGE
WALL OF STEEL 3 - 3 1 PARRY-STRIKE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK RUGEN THE JELLYF 82-12478 81 26 0 292 HANNAH'S PALS (1270)
WALL OF STEEL ??RADAR?? 82-20310 91 99 1 255 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258)
SLASHING ATTACK HAIR LIP! 82-3261 25 19 1 245 PUNCHLINES (1115)
PARRY-LUNGE ELAYRON 51-1492 78 59 0 218 BLOOD + ORANGES (518)
PARRY-STRIKE CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 110 133 3 210 ILLFANG PACT (281)
TOTAL PARRY HIKARAN DAAL 1-2070 72 87 0 194 STORM RIDERS (1056)
BASHING ATTACK MEN WORKING 38-4189 63 219 1 182 JUST BECAUSE (1151)
STRIKING ATTACK ZANE GREY 21-4810 31 62 2 166 AUTHORS (749)
PARRY-RIPOSTE JAMMY LARKE 5-4926 40 31 0 157 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (1325)
AIMED BLOW FLASHER 6-6556 16 8 1 85 TACKLE BOX (1332)
The overall popularity leader is ??RADAR?? 82-20310. The most popular warrior this
turn was MARK 5-4088. The ten other most popular fighters were ZAKAU 5-4623, RUGEN
THE JELLYFISH 82-12478, STASSIA 37-1523, HIKARAN DAAL 1-2070, SRV 42-4593, PENDRU
ROST 5-4956, ??RADAR?? 82-20310, HAIR LIP! 82-3261, MIKEL 6-6190, and HENDRIX
42-4594.
The least popular fighter this week was FLASHER 6-6556. The other ten least popular
fighters were THUNDER BUG 37-3734, JERI LOUGH 5-4840, ALOYICIUS 6-5045, LENNON
5-4087, CLIVE 6-5215, JAMMY LARKE 5-4926, HOFFA 5-4348, SATCHEL 6-6215, ZANE GREY
21-4810, and MEN WORKING 38-4189.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 2 1 1 TALCAMA(18) 1 0 0 RODEKI(42) 1 1 0
NIANIA(2) 0 1 0 SUNSET(21) 0 1 0 TRICORUS(51) 1 0 0
KALTOS(5) 5 6 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 0 2 0 DWES EG(82) 3 0 0
TRANSEL(6) 1 6 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 110 133 3 210 ILLFANG PACT (281) MORDANT
BIG BIRD 2-5703 16 14 2 30 THE FUNNY FARM (881) NIANIA
MARK 5-4088 56 129 3 183 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
SPUTTERBUZZ 6-5810 25 16 0 156 TACKLE BOX (1332) TRANSEL
SMELL CAREFULLY 18-8889 73 114 2 213 STREET PIZZA (114) TALCAMA
ZANE GREY 21-4810 31 62 2 166 AUTHORS (749) SUNSET
STASSIA 37-1523 102 112 4 210 UP TO NO GOOD (316) SIBIKHAS
MEN WORKING 38-4189 63 219 1 182 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
HENDRIX 42-4594 15 6 0 60 SHREDDERS (1337) RODEKI
ELAYRON 51-1492 78 59 0 218 BLOOD + ORANGES (518) TRICORUS
RUGEN THE JELLYFI 82-12478 81 26 0 292 HANNAH'S PALS (1270) DWES EG