DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL
Date : 04/06/2013 Duedate: 04/19/2013
DARKHOLM ARENA
DM 104 TURN 607
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 DYSLEXICS U 82/1258 2233 1745 24 56.1 STORM RIDERS II 1/1057
2 THE MENTORS 10/408 65 54 0 54.6 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 5/1325
3 BRUTAL LEGIO 7/1335 29 25 0 53.7 7-FLAGG 16 42/352 86 146 1 37.1
LEGION OF LEGEND 62/1305 FLAGG'S FIVE 42/1108
4 TACKLE BOX 6/1332 375 346 4 52.0 FLAGG'S CHAMPIONS 7/1311
THE FUNNY FARM 2/881 8 JOHNS 5/927 1336 2433 24 35.4
5 ILLFANG PACT 1/281 530 709 9 42.8 AUTHORS 21/749
HIGHLANDERS 42/1341 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151
6 STORM RIDERS 1/1056 666 1092 8 37.9 THE LADY'S LIST 6/917
BLOOD + ORANGES 51/518
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 724): GRASSCUTTER of SWEORDMASTERS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 607): POLISH CAVALRY of MISNOMERS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 729): ODIN of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 701): DISSIDENT of PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 725): SAIRY WELLS of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 720): JOE WILLIAMS of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 729): BELLAMORE of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 713): STRAP ON of THE MENTORS' TOY BOX (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 715): COCKEYED UMBRELLA of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 714): LIL' JACK HORNER of ALL JACKED UP II (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 680): FANG of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 669): FRANZ of U.A.K. (Otis, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 310): MASSEY of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 662): SEAFOOD RISOTTO of VENETIAN CINQUE (The Dark One, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 613): SKALVORD of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 292): DIAN WEI of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 285): DILLIS RHIN of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 558): SHLITZ of FLOYD'S BREWERY (Floyd, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 261): TOO SHORT of BASH BROS HAIR CUT (Assurnasirbanipal)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 606): ELAYRON of BLOOD + ORANGES (Jorja, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 724): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 607): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 729): AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 701): PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 725): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 720): BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 729): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 713): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 715): HIP HOP HEROES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 714): ALL JACKED UP II (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 680): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 669): SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 310): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 662): FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 613): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 292): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 285): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 558): FLOYD'S BREWERY (Floyd, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 261): BB DRINK FOUNTAIN (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 606) DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (The Upright Man, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 723): CHELSEA NOREN of LOW ROAD 3 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 729): BELLAMORE of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
(turn 728): ANNALEE of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 712): ANN OREXIA of EVERYDAY PEOPLE (Buri, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 713): EVNMOR BLAK of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 310): MASSEY of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 662): TRUGOY THE DOVE of INELLECTS OF HIPHOP (Howlin' Wolf)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 612): SALMGEDAN of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 292): HARAZIM KOREH of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 261): TOO SHORT of BASH BROS HAIR CUT (Assurnasirbanipal)
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Keeper of the Runeblade
Crysoprase did well for a woman of her venerable years and unfavored style. I
would gladly hand the title and the Runeblade back to her. Let her do the column,
eh? Today, I will admit, I am barely awake, and this prevents me providing an
epistle in my usual erudite and entertaining style. If I am still here next time...
hard to say. Much better if it should be someone else, though, as I foresee general
exhaustion around our guildhouse in two weeks. The tourney, you know.
Elayron
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hullo hullo!
*tips wine glass in greeting* Well, well. It's been a quiet fight day, hasn't
it? There were twenty fights altogether, no challenges, no avoids, thankfully no
deaths. We DID see a column from the Keeper of the Runeblade, though. It was short,
and basically promised a column next time, but that's better than nothing.
Since Elayron has successfully defended his title, I expect we'll see that
column. ELAYRON (51-1492) (98-64-0,230) of BLOOD + ORANGES fought ??RADAR?? (82-
20310) (111-104-2,212) of DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II. ELAYRON viciously subdued ??RADAR??
in a crowd pleasing 6 minute gruesome Title fight. Elayron remains our premier
Parry-Lunger, while ??Radar?? is still and forever our Overall Popularity Leader.
Oh, all right, I'll mention all the styemasters.
Top Wall of Steel: Slayer II. SLAYER II (10-2125) (45-26-1,244) of THE MENTORS
fought HIKARAN DAAL (1-2070) (87-97-1,199) of STORM RIDERS. SLAYER II vanquished
HIKARAN DAAL in a 2 minute gory mismatched brawl.
Top Parry-Striker: Crysoprase. TASHI'SINDAR (1-3249) (86-62-3,207) of STORM
RIDERS II fought CRYSOPRASE (1-3266) (128-140-3,207) of ILLFANG PACT. TASHI'SINDAR
was devastated by CRYSOPRASE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel. And
incidentally, Tashi'Sindar is our best Lunger.
Top Slasher: Clive. CLIVE (6-5215) (49-46-5,197) of THE LADY'S LIST fought
PROFESSOR GRIM (10-2613) (25-15-0,183) of THE MENTORS. CLIVE overpowered PROFESSOR
GRIM in a 1 minute mismatched brawl. I don't know why Prof. Grim was voted this
turn's least favorite. Probably because it only took one hit to stop him?
Top TP: Sputterbuzz. MARK (5-4088) (62-148-3,217) of JOHNS fought SPUTTERBUZZ
(6-5810) (33-24-0,190) of TACKLE BOX. MARK was subdued by SPUTTERBUZZ in an exciting
6 minute gory melee. Sputterbuzz also has the distinction of not appearing on the
lists for popularity or unpopularity.
Best Parry-Riposte: Jammy Larke. Despite being defeated this turn... I guess
there aren't very many Parry-Ripostes in the arena to pick from, eh? JAMMY LARKE (5-
4926) (57-39-0,186) of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 fought TOLAIS DEEPHEART (42-1620) (130-144-
0,199) of HIGHLANDERS. JAMMY LARKE was savagely defeated by TOLAIS DEEPHEART in a 2
minute bloody match.
Top Basher: Men Working. MEN WORKING (38-4189) (72-235-1,179) of JUST BECAUSE
fought LOCAL CONSTABLE (104-22) (0-0-0,181) of THE LADY'S LIST. MEN WORKING slimly
lost to LOCAL CONSTABLE in a popular 4 minute gruesome duel. I suppose this is
because there aren't a lot of bashers around here, either.
Last (and perhaps least?) our top Striker is Men Working. OH WELL (10-2205)
(31-31-4,166) of THE MENTORS fought JUSTIN (6-6179) (32-48-3,143) of THE LADY'S LIST.
OH WELL vanquished JUSTIN in an exciting 1 minute one-sided fight. You know... I'm
not really sure I would be that inspired by a mentor named "Oh Well." On the other
hand, Men Working was voted this turn's favorite fighter.
You know... relatively little happened this turn, and as a result, I have
relatively little to say. Oh well...
Malic of Talcama
KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ELAYRON 51-1492 99 64 242 BLOOD + ORANGES (518) TRICORUS
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SLAYER II 10-2125 46 26 1 255 THE MENTORS (408) KOLACT
CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 129 140 3 230 ILLFANG PACT (281) MORDANT
TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620 131 144 211 HIGHLANDERS (1341) RODEKI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CLIVE 6-5215 50 46 5 209 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
??RADAR?? 82-20310 111 105 2 207 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG
SPUTTERBUZZ 6-5810 34 24 201 TACKLE BOX (1332) TRANSEL
-LA KILLER 42-1333 30 54 5 200 FLAGG 16 (352) RODEKI
MARK 5-4088 62 149 3 196 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
-RODEKI RAMBLER 42-1158 41 68 195 FLAGG 16 (352) RODEKI
HIKARAN DAAL 1-2070 87 98 1 194 STORM RIDERS (1056) MORDANT
TASHI'SINDAR 1-3249 86 63 3 190 STORM RIDERS II (1057) MORDANT
SLAYER 3 10-2530 33 14 1 190 THE MENTORS (408) KOLACT
LENNON 5-4087 40 40 2 188 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
JAMMY LARKE 5-4926 57 40 184 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (1325) KALTOS
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MEN WORKING 38-4189 72 236 1 178 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
PROFESSOR GRIM 10-2613 25 16 178 THE MENTORS (408) KOLACT
ZAKAU 5-4623 52 60 174 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
OH WELL 10-2205 32 31 4 171 THE MENTORS (408) KOLACT
-DIGGER WASP 7-4899 22 7 167 FLAGG'S CHAMPIONS (1311) BONSUR
ZANE GREY 21-4810 44 75 2 163 AUTHORS (749) SUNSET
JERI LOUGH 5-4840 46 63 160 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (1325) KALTOS
GAR & BRILL 38-4252 87 157 1 158 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MIKEL 6-6190 40 38 3 150 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
JUSTIN 6-6179 32 49 3 139 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
BIG BIRD 2-5703 24 23 3 138 THE FUNNY FARM (881) NIANIA
SATCHEL 6-6215 45 39 2 132 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
HELENE JUSTE 5-4875 35 55 1 130 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (1325) KALTOS
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PELIS THE TRUE 42-3469 37 51 126 HIGHLANDERS (1341) RODEKI
-MASUMII 42-4117 22 18 125 FLAGG'S FIVE (1108) RODEKI
-GATE WITCH 42-3953 27 19 123 FLAGG'S FIVE (1108) RODEKI
FATALITY 7-5820 24 11 115 BRUTAL LEGION (1335) BONSUR
PENDRU ROST 5-4956 41 82 104 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (1325) KALTOS
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ZEUS 62-4010 28 9 98 LEGION OF LEGEND (1305) VALAMANTIS
HOFFA 5-4348 18 148 94 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
PHILTHRY 42-2079 32 32 93 HIGHLANDERS (1341) RODEKI
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ADABEMIS & BALMADOR 42-1671 27 51 89 HIGHLANDERS (1341) RODEKI
2 + 2 = 4 38-4190 52 156 1 79 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
HOFFA 5-4299 21 80 72 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
HOFFA 5-4622 43 69 57 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
KATIRONA MURH 5-4929 57 46 2 56 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (1325) KALTOS
ALOYICIUS 6-5045 24 54 2 7 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Big Bird -- Good gods! You're much too big for my roasting pan! -- Jeri Lough
Zakau -- See me in the alley after the fights today. -- Jammy Larke
Men Working? This is a joke, yes? -- Hikaran Daal
Elayron -- Oh, thank you! I was very honored to have been the Keeper of the
Runeblade, but I am glad to stop. -- Crysoprase
Tashi'Sindar -- Hmm. You're not my favorite style, though you do present a nice view
from behind. -- Tolais Deepheart
Fatality -- I see no kills on your record. The name is more for show, then? -- Pelis
the True
Hoffa -- Oh gods, that was embarrassing. Anyway, thanks for the skills. -- Philthry
Hoffa -- Yay! Wins are a bit scarce for us, so thanks! -- Adabemis & Balmador
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
ELAYRON viciously subdued ??RADAR?? in a crowd pleasing 6 minute gruesome Title fight.
MARK was subdued by SPUTTERBUZZ in a exciting 6 minute gory melee.
SLAYER II vanquished HIKARAN DAAL in a 2 minute gory mismatched brawl.
JAMMY LARKE was savagely defeated by TOLAIS DEEPHEART in a 2 minute bloody match.
TASHI'SINDAR was devastated by CRYSOPRASE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
CLIVE overpowered PROFESSOR GRIM in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
ZAKAU was overpowered by SLAYER 3 in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee.
MEN WORKING slimly lost to LOCAL CONSTABLE in a popular 4 minute gruesome duel.
OH WELL vanquished JUSTIN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
LENNON handily defeated JERI LOUGH in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
PELIS THE TRUE demolished PENDRU ROST in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
MIKEL subdued BIG BIRD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
SATCHEL beat FATALITY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute conflict.
GAR & BRILL overpowered ZEUS in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
HELENE JUSTE handily defeated HOFFA in a 2 minute mismatched bout.
ZANE GREY devastated KHALHUMS DWARF in a exciting 3 minute brutal one-sided brawl.
2 + 2 = 4 was savagely defeated by ADABEMIS & BALMADOR in a exciting 4 minute bout.
HOFFA overcame KATIRONA MURH in a 4 minute competition.
HOFFA was devastated by PHILTHRY in a action packed 2 minute one-sided bout.
ALOYICIUS was subdued by COCKY SPECTATOR in a action packed 1 minute bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL 8 PARRY-STRIKE 13 - 7 - 0 65 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 6 PARRY-LUNGE 28 - 17 - 0 62 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 5 STRIKING ATTACK 28 - 27 - 0 51 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 4 WALL OF STEEL 38 - 39 - 0 49 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 TOTAL PARRY 23 - 24 - 0 49 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 SLASHING ATTACK 26 - 31 - 1 46 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 18 - 26 - 0 41 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 - 11 - 0 39 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 BASHING ATTACK 9 - 21 - 0 30 |
|AIMED BLOW 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 607 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 WALL OF STEEL
STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 3 3 TOTAL PARRY
SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 2 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 2 PARRY-LUNGE
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 PARRY-STRIKE
WALL OF STEEL 4 - 4 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 4 1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 LUNGING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-LUNGE ELAYRON 51-1492 99 64 0 242 BLOOD + ORANGES (518)
WALL OF STEEL SLAYER II 10-2125 46 26 1 255 THE MENTORS (408)
PARRY-STRIKE CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 129 140 3 230 ILLFANG PACT (281)
SLASHING ATTACK CLIVE 6-5215 50 46 5 209 THE LADY'S LIST (917)
TOTAL PARRY SPUTTERBUZZ 6-5810 34 24 0 201 TACKLE BOX (1332)
LUNGING ATTACK TASHI'SINDAR 1-3249 86 63 3 190 STORM RIDERS II (1057)
PARRY-RIPOSTE JAMMY LARKE 5-4926 57 40 0 184 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (1325)
BASHING ATTACK MEN WORKING 38-4189 72 236 1 178 JUST BECAUSE (1151)
STRIKING ATTACK OH WELL 10-2205 32 31 4 171 THE MENTORS (408)
The overall popularity leader is ??RADAR?? 82-20310. The most popular warrior this
turn was MEN WORKING 38-4189. The ten other most popular fighters were ELAYRON
51-1492, ??RADAR?? 82-20310, MARK 5-4088, ZANE GREY 21-4810, ADABEMIS & BALMADOR
42-1671, GAR & BRILL 38-4252, LENNON 5-4087, MIKEL 6-6190, 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190, and
PHILTHRY 42-2079.
The least popular fighter this week was PROFESSOR GRIM 10-2613. The other ten least
popular fighters were HOFFA 5-4348, PENDRU ROST 5-4956, ZAKAU 5-4623, HOFFA 5-4622,
FATALITY 7-5820, JERI LOUGH 5-4840, JUSTIN 6-6179, TASHI'SINDAR 1-3249, JAMMY LARKE
5-4926, and HIKARAN DAAL 1-2070.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 1 2 0 BONSUR(7) 0 1 0 RODEKI(42) 4 0 0
NIANIA(2) 0 1 0 KOLACT(10) 3 1 0 TRICORUS(51) 1 0 0
KALTOS(5) 3 8 0 SUNSET(21) 1 0 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 0 1 0
TRANSEL(6) 4 2 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 2 0 DWES EG(82) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 129 140 3 230 ILLFANG PACT (281) MORDANT
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BIG BIRD 2-5703 24 23 3 138 THE FUNNY FARM (881) NIANIA
MARK 5-4088 62 149 3 196 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
CLIVE 6-5215 50 46 5 209 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
FATALITY 7-5820 24 11 0 115 BRUTAL LEGION (1335) BONSUR
SLAYER II 10-2125 46 26 1 255 THE MENTORS (408) KOLACT
ZANE GREY 21-4810 44 75 2 163 AUTHORS (749) SUNSET
MEN WORKING 38-4189 72 236 1 178 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620 131 144 0 211 HIGHLANDERS (1341) RODEKI
ELAYRON 51-1492 99 64 0 242 BLOOD + ORANGES (518) TRICORUS
ZEUS 62-4010 28 9 0 98 LEGION OF LEGEND (1305) VALAMANTIS
??RADAR?? 82-20310 111 105 2 207 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (1258) DWES EG