DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL Date : 07/27/2013 Duedate: 08/09/2013 DARKHOLM ARENA DM 104 TURN 615 RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K % 1 BRUTAL LEGIO 7/1335 39 31 0 55.7 3 JOHNS 5/927 1392 2497 24 35.8 LEGION OF LEGEND 62/1305 AUTHORS 21/749 2 ILLFANG PACT 1/281 550 723 9 43.2 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151 HIGHLANDERS 42/1341 THE LADY'S LIST 6/917 WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 732): DOWNWITHTHEKING of RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 615): PETER NETLEY of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 737): WHIFF of LEGIONS' OF HELL (The Dark One, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 709): BUNKER BILL of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 733): Y THE BOLD of HISTORICAL KOLACT (Nomad, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 728): JOE WILLIAMS of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 737): GUMBERCULES of ADULT SWIM (Buri, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 721): DEIMOON FARR of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 723): AARON of SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 722): KING BEE of THE BLUES (Buri, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 688): BUNCH OF BULLETS of STILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 677): KALI of SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 314): DESSLOCK CAIN of STEEL WOLVES 2 (Lobo, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 670): NO PAIR of DEALER'S CHOICE (The Dealer, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 621): HELPER of VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 296): DESERT PEARL of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 289): NAZARETH of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 566): SUBWAY of PUBLIC TRANSIT (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 265): DAN CORNBEEFLEON of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 614): CRYSOPRASE of ILLFANG PACT (She-Puppy, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 732): RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 615): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 737): AESIR (Buri, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 709): PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 733): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 728): BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 737): TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 721): POSITION IS EMPTY DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 723): NEXT GENERATION (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 722): BLOOD AND SAND (Deep Thought, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 688): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 677): SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 314): DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 670): DEALER'S CHOICE (The Dealer, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 621): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 296): STEEL WOLVES 5 (Lobo, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 289): BEATRICE (Dante, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 566): ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 265): BASH BROS CANDY (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 614) BRUTAL LEGION et al (Seraphim, mgr.) Recent Graduates ----------------- DM 2 NIANIA (turn 613): ELINTERRI of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 737): VITHAR of AESIR (Buri, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 709): BUNKER BILL of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 737): PIRES of IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (Crip, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 721): DEIMOON FARR of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.) HUMAN CENTIPEDE of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.) H TO THE IZZO of JAY-Z (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 723): AARON of SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 722): BRANDON of RANDOM CHAOS (Tolbin, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 721): BEASTLY SMURF of BEN'S BAZAAR (Gentleben, mgr.) MIME BOGGLING of BEN'S BAZAAR (Gentleben, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 313): DUCK A L'ORANGE of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 295): WORZEEL of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 264): HAMMY HAMSTER of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.) THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM Reflections by the Keeper of the Runeblade Again. Here I am. Oh dear. With all of my experience, I probably should be in Primus, although even now, I don't even have a winning record. But if I went there, I would spend the rest of my long, long life at the very bottom of the heap. I SO don't want to go there. I fought Zakau. It was a random match. If I had challenged, I would have gone for Elayron, except, of course, he's inactive and can't be challenged. Being the Keeper of the Runeblade is an honor, truly, but it is one I no longer wish for. Oh well. We don't always get what we want, do we? I wish you all a grand fortnight. May you practice hard, raise your skills, and defeat me. Crysoprase REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER (5-4087) (45-42-2,207) of JOHNS fought FATALITY (7-5820) (28-14-0,172) of BRUTAL LEGION. LENNON was demolished by FATALITY in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee. Fatality is our top-ranked Striker. MARK (5-4088) (66-152-3,200) of JOHNS fought FERD THE TOWER (104-27) (120-15- 8,280) of ARENA STAND-INS. MARK was vanquished by FERD THE TOWER in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl. Mark is our hottest Parry-Lunger, which I've been told is a difficult style. MEN WORKING (38-4189) (77-238-1,182) of JUST BECAUSE fought TOLAIS DEEPHEART (42-1620) (135-147-0,210) of HIGHLANDERS. MEN WORKING was overpowered by TOLAIS DEEPHEART in a 1 minute mismatched match. Men Working is top Basher, while Ms. Deepheart is our premier Wall of Steel and Overall Popularity Leader. ZAKAU (5-4623) (57-62-0,193) of JOHNS fought SOLACIA (104-24) (68-32-0,225) of ARENA STAND-INS. ZAKAU was vanquished by SOLACIA in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight. Zakau is top Lunger, and Solacia isn't an easy opponent. JUSTIN (6-6179) (35-53-3,155) of THE LADY'S LIST fought ANGRY BOOKIE (104-11) (15-10-0,150) of ARENA STAND-INS. JUSTIN was bested by ANGRY BOOKIE in a popular 4 minute gruesome competition. Justin was voted this turn's favorite fighter. Probably because it's his birthday and he handed out cupcakes. SATCHEL (6-6215) (49-42-2,156) of THE LADY'S LIST fought PELIS THE TRUE (42- 3469) (40-55-0,142) of HIGHLANDERS. SATCHEL was vanquished by PELIS THE TRUE in a action packed 1 minute uneven duel. CLIVE (6-5215) (53-50-5,176) of THE LADY'S LIST fought SHADOWMANE (104-28) (0-0- 0,200) of ARENA STAND-INS. CLIVE was defeated by SHADOWMANE in a action packed 3 minute gory duel. GAR & BRILL (38-4252) (90-161-1,146) of JUST BECAUSE fought ZEUS (62-4010) (33- 11-0,150) of LEGION OF LEGEND. GAR & BRILL overpowered ZEUS in a popular 2 minute gory uneven match. ZANE GREY (21-4810) (48-78-2,130) of AUTHORS fought M. CHARDINEE (104-8) (0-0- 0,110) of ARENA STAND-INS. ZANE GREY was subdued by M. CHARDINEE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bloody match. ALOYICIUS (6-5045) (29-56-2,111) of THE LADY'S LIST fought M. CHARDINEE (104-8) (0-0-0,110) of ARENA STAND-INS. ALOYICIUS was devastated by M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute one-sided battle. HOFFA (5-4299) (23-85-0,107) of JOHNS fought DESIREE (104-23) (20-15-4,150) of ARENA STAND-INS. HOFFA was overpowered by DESIREE in a popular 1 minute mismatched conflict. 2 + 2 = 4 (38-4190) (56-159-1,93) of JUST BECAUSE fought KHALHUMS DWARF (104-10) (0-0-0,150) of ARENA STAND-INS. 2 + 2 = 4 lost to KHALHUMS DWARF in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gruesome bout. 2 + 2 = 4 is our top Total Parry. HOFFA (5-4348) (21-152-0,59) of JOHNS fought PHILTHRY (42-2079) (36-35-0,84) of HIGHLANDERS. HOFFA viciously subdued PHILTHRY in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody bout. HOFFA (5-4622) (44-75-0,40) of JOHNS fought COCKY SPECTATOR (104-3) (0-0-0,0) of ARENA STAND-INS. HOFFA was viciously subdued by COCKY SPECTATOR in a exciting 4 minute brutal fight. This Hoffa has the distinction of being the only one listed on both the popularity list and also the UNpopularity list. Well done. It is sad to note that the arena stand-ins went 8-0 this turn. I'm off to see my young lady. Back in fourteen! Malic of Talcama KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 136 141 3 285 ILLFANG PACT (281) MORDANT GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620 136 147 216 HIGHLANDERS (1341) RODEKI GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY MARK 5-4088 66 153 3 210 JOHNS (927) KALTOS FATALITY 7-5820 29 14 199 BRUTAL LEGION (1335) BONSUR ZAKAU 5-4623 57 63 194 JOHNS (927) KALTOS MIKEL 6-6190 43 43 3 183 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY CLIVE 6-5215 53 51 5 180 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL LENNON 5-4087 45 43 2 180 JOHNS (927) KALTOS MEN WORKING 38-4189 77 239 1 177 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME GAR & BRILL 38-4252 91 161 1 172 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME PELIS THE TRUE 42-3469 41 55 166 HIGHLANDERS (1341) RODEKI JUSTIN 6-6179 35 54 3 152 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY SATCHEL 6-6215 49 43 2 140 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL ZEUS 62-4010 33 12 138 LEGION OF LEGEND (1305) VALAMANTIS ZANE GREY 21-4810 48 79 2 116 AUTHORS (749) SUNSET HOFFA 5-4299 23 86 110 JOHNS (927) KALTOS GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190 56 160 1 100 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY ALOYICIUS 6-5045 29 57 2 100 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY HOFFA 5-4348 22 152 81 JOHNS (927) KALTOS PHILTHRY 42-2079 36 36 69 HIGHLANDERS (1341) RODEKI HOFFA 5-4622 44 76 16 JOHNS (927) KALTOS '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE Zakau -- Rouch match for you, huh? Sorry. -- Crysoprase Mikel -- That was an argh, huh? I wish you a better match next time. -- Tolais Deepheart Hoffa (I'm not sure which one) -- Maybe you need a change of strategy. -- Pelis the True Never going to happen. Hoffa (like Pelis, I don't know which one) -- It's depressing, isn't it? -- Philthry LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS CRYSOPRASE devastated MIKEL in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Title fight. LENNON was demolished by FATALITY in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee. MARK was vanquished by FERD THE TOWER in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl. MEN WORKING was overpowered by TOLAIS DEEPHEART in a 1 minute mismatched match. ZAKAU was vanquished by SOLACIA in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight. JUSTIN was bested by ANGRY BOOKIE in a popular 4 minute gruesome competition. SATCHEL was vanquished by PELIS THE TRUE in a action packed 1 minute uneven duel. CLIVE was defeated by SHADOWMANE in a action packed 3 minute gory duel. GAR & BRILL overpowered ZEUS in a popular 2 minute gory uneven match. ZANE GREY was subdued by M. CHARDINEE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bloody match. ALOYICIUS was devastated by M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute one-sided battle. HOFFA was overpowered by DESIREE in a popular 1 minute mismatched conflict. 2 + 2 = 4 lost to KHALHUMS DWARF in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gruesome bout. HOFFA viciously subdued PHILTHRY in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody bout. HOFFA was viciously subdued by COCKY SPECTATOR in a exciting 4 minute brutal fight. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |SLASHING ATTACK 5 PARRY-STRIKE 13 - 7 - 0 65 | |WALL OF STEEL 4 STRIKING ATTACK 24 - 17 - 0 59 | |STRIKING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 30 - 27 - 0 53 | |BASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-LUNGE 14 - 14 - 0 50 | |PARRY-STRIKE 2 BASHING ATTACK 15 - 15 - 0 50 | |TOTAL PARRY 2 SLASHING ATTACK 24 - 29 - 0 45 | |PARRY-LUNGE 1 LUNGING ATTACK 12 - 15 - 0 44 | |LUNGING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 5 - 0 38 | |AIMED BLOW 0 TOTAL PARRY 10 - 20 - 0 33 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 - 0 0 | Turn 615 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 SLASHING ATTACK PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK WALL OF STEEL 2 - 2 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 2 BASHING ATTACK PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 PARRY-STRIKE LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 5 1 PARRY-LUNGE TOTAL PARRY 0 - 2 1 LUNGING ATTACK TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME PARRY-STRIKE CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 136 141 3 285 ILLFANG PACT (281) WALL OF STEEL TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620 136 147 0 216 HIGHLANDERS (1341) PARRY-LUNGE MARK 5-4088 66 153 3 210 JOHNS (927) STRIKING ATTACK FATALITY 7-5820 29 14 0 199 BRUTAL LEGION (1335) LUNGING ATTACK ZAKAU 5-4623 57 63 0 194 JOHNS (927) SLASHING ATTACK MIKEL 6-6190 43 43 3 183 THE LADY'S LIST (917) BASHING ATTACK MEN WORKING 38-4189 77 239 1 177 JUST BECAUSE (1151) TOTAL PARRY 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190 56 160 1 100 JUST BECAUSE (1151) The overall popularity leader is TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620. The most popular warrior this turn was JUSTIN 6-6179. The ten other most popular fighters were GAR & BRILL 38-4252, HOFFA 5-4348, PELIS THE TRUE 42-3469, CLIVE 6-5215, PHILTHRY 42-2079, CRYSOPRASE 1-3266, FATALITY 7-5820, TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620, ZANE GREY 21-4810, and HOFFA 5-4622. The least popular fighter this week was HOFFA 5-4299. The other ten least popular fighters were ALOYICIUS 6-5045, 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190, MEN WORKING 38-4189, ZEUS 62-4010, ZAKAU 5-4623, MARK 5-4088, LENNON 5-4087, MIKEL 6-6190, SATCHEL 6-6215, and HOFFA 5-4622. Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K MORDANT(1) 1 0 0 BONSUR(7) 1 0 0 RODEKI(42) 2 1 0 KALTOS(5) 1 5 0 SUNSET(21) 0 1 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 0 1 0 TRANSEL(6) 0 5 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 2 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 136 141 3 285 ILLFANG PACT (281) MORDANT MARK 5-4088 66 153 3 210 JOHNS (927) KALTOS MIKEL 6-6190 43 43 3 183 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL FATALITY 7-5820 29 14 0 199 BRUTAL LEGION (1335) BONSUR ZANE GREY 21-4810 48 79 2 116 AUTHORS (749) SUNSET MEN WORKING 38-4189 77 239 1 177 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620 136 147 0 216 HIGHLANDERS (1341) RODEKI ZEUS 62-4010 33 12 0 138 LEGION OF LEGEND (1305) VALAMANTIS