DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL Date : 09/21/2013 Duedate: 10/04/2013 DARKHOLM ARENA DM 104 TURN 619 RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K % 1 BRUTAL LEGIO 7/1335 43 35 0 55.1 3 JOHNS 5/927 1417 2532 25 35.9 LEGION OF LEGEND 62/1305 AUTHORS 21/749 2 ILLFANG PACT 1/281 556 733 9 43.1 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151 HIGHLANDERS 42/1341 THE LADY'S LIST 6/917 WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 736): RUN'S HOUSE of RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 619): CUTPURSE of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 741): DAGUR of AESIR (Buri, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 713): QUEEN OF COOL of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 737): NOSEY ROSIE of SHADY LADIES (Papa Bear, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 732): DOVAHKIIN of SKYRIM (Mannequin, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 741): MAULI LAMA of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 725): GNAEUS MAGNUS of ANTHROPOS KRATOS (Pagan, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 727): AGENT OF BRUTALITY of EXTREME AGGRESSION (Var, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 726): SUZY Q of THE BLUES (Buri, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 692): ONE MIC of STILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 681): ZINA of SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 316): PEKING DUCK of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 674): VEAL CHOP of VENETIAN CINQUE (The Dark One, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 625): WACHICHU of AMAZONS (Doc Miracle, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 298): DESERT PEARL of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 291): NAZARETH of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 570): SUBWAY of PUBLIC TRANSIT (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 267): DON CORNBEEFLEON of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 618): MARK of JOHNS (A-Sop, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 736): RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 619): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 741): FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 713): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 737): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 732): BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 741): TOLBIN'S BP (Tolbin, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 725): THIRSTY THUGS (DMobster, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 727): STREET PIZZA (The Upright Man, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 726): THE BLUES (Buri, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 692): MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (The Anarcist, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 681): ONE TOO MANY (Tolbin, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 316): DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 674): DEALER'S CHOICE (The Dealer, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 625): WILDCATS (Papa Bear, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 298): SNARF! (Crip, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 291): CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 570): GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 267): NL CENTRAL (?, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 618) BRUTAL LEGION et al (Seraphim, mgr.) Recent Graduates ----------------- DM 3 OSKSI (turn 740): BRONO of AESIR (Buri, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 736): NEWLIN PARRIT of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 740): DREMMEL of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 724): MORE MONN of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 691): BUNCH OF BULLETS of STILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 681): ZINA of SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.) REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER Hello! Well now... no challenges, and fifteen fights involving nine stand-ins, so this should be a fairly simple report, eh? I'm thrilled to report that Crysoprase has taken back the Title. This means we will have a Keeper's Column next time around. MARK (5-4088) (69-153-3,238) of JOHNS fought CRYSOPRASE (1-3266) (138-142-3,201) of ILLFANG PACT. MARK was bested by CRYSOPRASE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Title fight. Crysoprase is, of course, our top-ranked Parry-Striker. Mark is our top Parry-Lunger. ZAKAU (5-4623) (60-63-0,230) of JOHNS fought FATALITY (7-5820) (31-15-0,194) of BRUTAL LEGION. ZAKAU vanquished FATALITY in an exciting 1 minute uneven battle. Zakau is top Lunger. MIKEL (6-6190) (44-45-3,195) of THE LADY'S LIST fought SOLACIA (104-24) (68-32- 0,225) of STAND-INS. MIKEL was luckily beaten by SOLACIA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute duel. Mikel is our top-ranked Slasher. CLIVE (6-5215) (54-53-5,188) of THE LADY'S LIST fought BLIND BEGGAR (104-26) (40-35-0,200) of STAND-INS. CLIVE was devastated by BLIND BEGGAR in a 1 minute one- sided fight. I think I should keep track of how the Stand-In team did, since they were our most active team this turn. 1-0. GAR & BRILL (38-4252) (91-164-1,169) of JUST BECAUSE fought PELIS THE TRUE (42- 3469) (42-57-0,180) of HIGHLANDERS. GAR & BRILL murdered PELIS THE TRUE in a 1 minute mismatched competition. A death is always sad, and creepy, even though Greywand's gladiators are brought back to life. I don't give deathday gifts, but I do offer my sympathy to Mr. True. Gar & Brill is our top-ranked Striker. ZANE GREY (21-4810) (49-81-2,157) of AUTHORS fought SHEWISH GIANT (104-25) (0-0- 0,181) of STAND-INS. ZANE GREY viciously subdued SHEWISH GIANT in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal fight. 1-1. Mr. Grey is this turn's favorite fighter. LENNON (5-4087) (46-45-2,165) of JOHNS fought TOLAIS DEEPHEART (42-1620) (136- 150-0,162) of HIGHLANDERS. LENNON was devastated by TOLAIS DEEPHEART in a 1 minute one-sided competition. Ms. Deepheart is our highest ranked Wall of Steel. MEN WORKING (38-4189) (78-241-1,175) of JUST BECAUSE fought DESIREE (104-23) (20-15-4,150) of STAND-INS. MEN WORKING vanquished DESIREE in an action packed 1 minute uneven duel. 1-2. Men Working is top Basher. SATCHEL (6-6215) (51-44-2,172) of THE LADY'S LIST fought ZEUS (62-4010) (35-13- 0,130) of LEGION OF LEGEND. SATCHEL overpowered ZEUS in a popular 1 minute gory uneven duel. JUSTIN (6-6179) (37-55-3,168) of THE LADY'S LIST fought OLD SAILMAKER (104-7) (0-0-0,110) of STAND-INS. JUSTIN was beaten by OLD SAILMAKER in a popular 2 minute melee. 2-2. 2 + 2 = 4 (38-4190) (57-162-1,112) of JUST BECAUSE fought LAUGHING BARMAID (104- 9) (0-0-0,170) of STAND-INS. 2 + 2 = 4 was savagely defeated by LAUGHING BARMAID in an exciting 4 minute match. 2 + 2 = our top Total Parry, and also has the distinction of being included on both the popularity and unpopularity lists. And the Stand-Ins now have 3-2. HOFFA (5-4299) (24-88-0,102) of JOHNS fought CAPTURED CUTPURSE (104-6) (0-0- 0,130) of STAND-INS. HOFFA was overcome by CAPTURED CUTPURSE in an exciting 1 minute contest. Oh dear. Stand-ins: 4-2. HOFFA (5-4348) (24-153-0,62) of JOHNS fought INKEEPER'S SON (104-4) (15-15-0,40) of STAND-INS. HOFFA was demolished by INKEEPER'S SON in a 2 minute one-sided brawl. 5-2. HOFFA (5-4622) (44-79-0,15) of JOHNS fought DEBBY TONTE (104-2) (20-30-0,30) of STAND-INS. HOFFA was viciously subdued by DEBBY TONTE in a popular 3 minute gruesome conflict. 6-2, and I don't think that was really Debby Tonte. ALOYICIUS (6-5045) (30-59-2,66) of THE LADY'S LIST fought PHILTHRY (42-2079) (36-39-0,74) of HIGHLANDERS. ALOYICIUS was overpowered by PHILTHRY in an action packed 1 minute uneven struggle. Zontani said: "A fool flies into a rage quickly and often. The wise are angered by the same thing only once." What does that mean? I think even the wise, if repeatedly awakened at dawn by a barking dog, might find themselves irked. Repeatedly. Then again, Zontani also said that Crysoprase wears pantyhose under her armor. Do you think she does? I've heard pantyhose are nice in cold weather, but it's not that chilly yet. Indeed, the season is lovely so far, isn't it? Let's enjoy another two weeks of it before we meet again. And meanwhile, I'm off to enjoy a golf tournament. The nice thing about it is that I don't have to write a report on it. Cheerio! Malic of Talcama KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 139 142 3 209 ILLFANG PACT (281) MORDANT GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY ZAKAU 5-4623 61 63 247 JOHNS (927) KALTOS GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY GAR & BRILL 38-4252 92 164 2 210 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME MIKEL 6-6190 44 46 3 200 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL MARK 5-4088 69 154 3 198 JOHNS (927) KALTOS FATALITY 7-5820 31 16 186 BRUTAL LEGION (1335) BONSUR MEN WORKING 38-4189 79 241 1 183 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME CLIVE 6-5215 54 54 5 183 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL SATCHEL 6-6215 52 44 2 183 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY ZANE GREY 21-4810 50 81 2 177 AUTHORS (749) SUNSET TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620 137 150 176 HIGHLANDERS (1341) RODEKI PELIS THE TRUE 42-3469 42 58 164 HIGHLANDERS (1341) RODEKI LENNON 5-4087 46 46 2 154 JOHNS (927) KALTOS GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY JUSTIN 6-6179 37 56 3 135 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL ZEUS 62-4010 35 14 133 LEGION OF LEGEND (1305) VALAMANTIS 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190 57 163 1 123 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME HOFFA 5-4299 24 89 104 JOHNS (927) KALTOS GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY PHILTHRY 42-2079 37 39 83 HIGHLANDERS (1341) RODEKI ALOYICIUS 6-5045 30 60 2 58 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL -BRONO 3-7334 15 6 51 AESIR (301) OSKSI HOFFA 5-4348 24 154 41 JOHNS (927) KALTOS HOFFA 5-4622 44 80 14 JOHNS (927) KALTOS '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN PELIS THE TRUE 42-3469 42 58 0 HIGHLANDERS 1341 GAR & BRILL 38-4252 619 PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE Mark -- Well... thanks for showing me a skill. I obviously needed that one. -- Pelis the True Gar & Brill -- Hum. No trains for either of us. Well, I suppose that's to be expected, with old poots like us, eh? -- Crysoprase Men Working -- Shouldn't you be named "Elves Working"? -- Tolais Deepheart Do elves work? Hoffa 5-4299 -- What IS it? How did you Hoffas get so good all the sudden? It's really disconcerting. -- Philthry LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS MARK was bested by CRYSOPRASE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Title fight. ZAKAU vanquished FATALITY in a exciting 1 minute uneven battle. MIKEL was luckily beaten by SOLACIA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute duel. CLIVE was devastated by BLIND BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided fight. GAR & BRILL murdered PELIS THE TRUE in a 1 minute mismatched competition. ZANE GREY viciously subdued SHEWISH GIANT in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal fight. LENNON was devastated by TOLAIS DEEPHEART in a 1 minute one-sided competition. MEN WORKING vanquished DESIREE in a action packed 1 minute uneven duel. SATCHEL overpowered ZEUS in a popular 1 minute gory uneven duel. JUSTIN was beaten by OLD SAILMAKER in a popular 2 minute melee. 2 + 2 = 4 was savagely defeated by LAUGHING BARMAID in a exciting 4 minute match. HOFFA was overcome by CAPTURED CUTPURSE in a exciting 1 minute contest. HOFFA was demolished by INKEEPER'S SON in a 2 minute one-sided brawl. HOFFA was viciously subdued by DEBBY TONTE in a popular 3 minute gruesome conflict. ALOYICIUS was overpowered by PHILTHRY in a action packed 1 minute uneven struggle. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |SLASHING ATTACK 5 PARRY-STRIKE 13 - 7 - 0 65 | |WALL OF STEEL 4 BASHING ATTACK 17 - 13 - 0 57 | |STRIKING ATTACK 3 PARRY-LUNGE 8 - 8 - 0 50 | |BASHING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 8 - 8 - 0 50 | |PARRY-STRIKE 2 STRIKING ATTACK 16 - 17 - 1 48 | |TOTAL PARRY 2 WALL OF STEEL 19 - 24 - 0 44 | |LUNGING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 20 - 30 - 0 40 | |PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 2 - 0 33 | |AIMED BLOW 0 TOTAL PARRY 6 - 17 - 0 26 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 - 0 0 | Turn 619 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 STRIKING ATTACK LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 3 3 SLASHING ATTACK STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 4 1 PARRY-STRIKE AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 1 LUNGING ATTACK PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 1 PARRY-LUNGE PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 BASHING ATTACK TOTAL PARRY 0 - 2 1 WALL OF STEEL TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME PARRY-STRIKE CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 139 142 3 209 ILLFANG PACT (281) LUNGING ATTACK ZAKAU 5-4623 61 63 0 247 JOHNS (927) STRIKING ATTACK GAR & BRILL 38-4252 92 164 2 210 JUST BECAUSE (1151) SLASHING ATTACK MIKEL 6-6190 44 46 3 200 THE LADY'S LIST (917) PARRY-LUNGE MARK 5-4088 69 154 3 198 JOHNS (927) BASHING ATTACK MEN WORKING 38-4189 79 241 1 183 JUST BECAUSE (1151) WALL OF STEEL TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620 137 150 0 176 HIGHLANDERS (1341) TOTAL PARRY 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190 57 163 1 123 JUST BECAUSE (1151) The overall popularity leader is TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620. The most popular warrior this turn was ZANE GREY 21-4810. The ten other most popular fighters were CRYSOPRASE 1-3266, MARK 5-4088, JUSTIN 6-6179, TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620, SATCHEL 6-6215, PHILTHRY 42-2079, ZAKAU 5-4623, LENNON 5-4087, MEN WORKING 38-4189, and 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190. The least popular fighter this week was PELIS THE TRUE 42-3469. The other ten least popular fighters were CLIVE 6-5215, ALOYICIUS 6-5045, HOFFA 5-4348, HOFFA 5-4299, ZEUS 62-4010, GAR & BRILL 38-4252, FATALITY 7-5820, HOFFA 5-4622, MIKEL 6-6190, and 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190. Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K MORDANT(1) 1 0 0 BONSUR(7) 0 1 0 RODEKI(42) 2 1 0 KALTOS(5) 1 5 0 SUNSET(21) 1 0 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 0 1 0 TRANSEL(6) 1 4 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 2 1 1 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY CRYSOPRASE 1-3266 139 142 3 209 ILLFANG PACT (281) MORDANT ZAKAU 5-4623 61 63 0 247 JOHNS (927) KALTOS MIKEL 6-6190 44 46 3 200 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL FATALITY 7-5820 31 16 0 186 BRUTAL LEGION (1335) BONSUR ZANE GREY 21-4810 50 81 2 177 AUTHORS (749) SUNSET GAR & BRILL 38-4252 92 164 2 210 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620 137 150 0 176 HIGHLANDERS (1341) RODEKI ZEUS 62-4010 35 14 0 133 LEGION OF LEGEND (1305) VALAMANTIS