DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL
Date : 01/25/2014 Duedate: 02/07/2014
DARKHOLM ARENA
DM 104 TURN 628
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1-PLAY BALL 6/184 202 136 3 59.8 4 HIGHLANDERS 42/1341 578 742 9 43.8
MY EX-WIFE 2/372 5 JOHNS 5/927 1454 2630 25 35.6
BATTLEFIELD EARTH 37/147 AUTHORS 21/749
2 BRUTAL LEGIO 7/1335 53 43 0 55.2 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151
LEGION OF LEGEND 62/1305 THE LADY'S LIST 6/917
3-THE VOLS 6/1314 7 8 1 46.7
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 745): GRASSCUTTER of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 628): MAUL ON WHEELS of THE RUNAROUND (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 750): DUDE #1 of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 722): ULTIMATE WRATH of LUROCIANS Z2 (The Greek Guy, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 746): BLACK DEATH of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 741): BLIND BLAKE of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 750): BIG BAD DADDY JR of WESTNMAFIA (?, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 734): HREIDMAR THE RED of VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 736): R-1 of NEXT GENERATION (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 735): JUSTIN CREDIBLE of D.R.I. (Var, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 701): ONE TRICK PONY of PORN IN A BARN (Chuck, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 690): TALKS NONSTOP of BASH BROS CHILDREN (Assurnasirbanipal)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 321): MALICE of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 983): STUD of DEALER'S CHOICE (The Dealer, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 634): ATOMIC PUNK of VAN DUEL (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 302): LEVANDAR of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 295): CHAGUA KORBIN of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 579): CLOWN CONFETTI of MAGIC INGREDIENTS (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 272): FREELOADER of BASH BROS FRIEND (Assurnasirbanipal)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 627): ZAKAU of JOHNS (A-Sop, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 745): HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 628): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 750): GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 722): DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 746): IT'S ALL OVER NOW (?, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 741): BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 750): SHEWISH PICNIC (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 734): VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 736): HIP HOP HEROES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 735): THE CEREAL KILLERS (?, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 701): DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 690): BASH BROS CHILDREN (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 321): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 683): DEALER'S CHOICE (The Dealer, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 634): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 302): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 295): BEATRICE (Dante, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 579): GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 272): BB INFOMERICAL (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 627) PLAY BALL et al (The Dealer, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 4 JHELUM (turn 721): BRAN MAC MORN of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 741): ELMORE JAMES of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 750): BIG BAD DADDY JR of WESTNMAFIA (?, mgr.)
BALBOA of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
GUMBERCULES of ADULT SWIM (Buri, mgr.)
(turn 749): MAULI LAMA of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 736): MC SHAN of HIP HOP HEROES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
(turn 735): RED ALERT of HIP HOP HEROES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 735): JUSTIN CREDIBLE of D.R.I. (Var, mgr.)
GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE of TOON INN (Chuck, mgr.)
(turn 734): WHIRLED PEACE of BEN & JERRY'S (Mannequin, mgr.)
CHOCOLATE THERAPY of BEN & JERRY'S (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 634): HELPER of VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 272): SERVED of BASH BROS LAWYER (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Greetings, fighters of Darkholm!
Galen Shanmarrik here; I've traded duties with Prince Malic for a cycle since I
needed a few free days at the beginning of last week.
Hmm. Fifteen fights, ten of which involved a stand-in. That means just twenty
gladiators fought this turn. I see two people who made it onto both the popularity
and unpopularity lists, and that's not supposed to happen.
Rather than picking out the more significant fights, I might as well mention them
all.
ZAKAU (5-4623) (65-67-0,201) of JOHNS fought TOLAIS DEEPHEART (42-1620) (143-
152-0,187) of HIGHLANDERS. ZAKAU slimly lost to TOLAIS DEEPHEART in a crowd pleasing
2 minute Title fight. It wasn't a bad fight. Zakau is top Lunger, while Ms.
Deepheart is top Wall of Steel.
MEN WORKING (38-4189) (83-245-1,222) of JUST BECAUSE fought BLIND BEGGAR (104-
26) (40-35-0,200) of the Invincibles. MEN WORKING was demolished by BLIND BEGGAR in
a popular 1 minute one-sided melee. Oh, no. And even so, Men Working is our top-
ranked Basher, and also the Overall Popularity Leader.
CLIVE (6-5215) (57-59-5,200) of THE LADY'S LIST fought LOCAL CONSTABLE (104-22)
(0-0-0,181) of the Invincibles. CLIVE was devastated by LOCAL CONSTABLE in a popular
1 minute one-sided contest. Clive has the distinction of finding his name on both the
popularity and unpopularity lists.
MARK (5-4088) (72-159-3,201) of JOHNS fought SOLACIA (104-24) (68-32-0,225) of
the Invincibles. MARK savagely defeated SOLACIA in a crowd pleasing 3 minute
gruesome competition. I've heard Solacia is a difficult opponent, so this was well
done. And Mark is our highest-ranked Parry-lunger and this cycle's favorite fighter.
LENNON (5-4087) (49-51-2,173) of JOHNS fought PELIS THE TRUE (42-3469) (46-62-
0,178) of HIGHLANDERS. LENNON defeated PELIS THE TRUE in an exciting 1 minute
struggle. Lennon is top Slasher. Lennon is the other individual who finds himself
on the popularity and unpopularity lists at the same time.
ZANE GREY (21-4810) (53-86-2,178) of AUTHORS fought ZEUS (62-4010) (40-17-0,149)
of LEGION OF LEGEND. ZANE GREY devastated ZEUS in an action packed 2 minute gruesome
one-sided competition. Mr. Grey is our top-ranked Striker.
JUSTIN (6-6179) (39-62-3,162) of THE LADY'S LIST fought M. CHARDINEE (104-8) (0-
0-0,110) of the Invincibles. JUSTIN was vanquished by M. CHARDINEE in a 2 minute
gory uneven duel. Hmm. This was the third stand-in to defeat a ranked gladiator.
A bad trend!
GAR & BRILL (38-4252) (95-169-2,177) of JUST BECAUSE fought SHEWISH GIANT (104-
25) (0-0-0,181) of the Invincibles. GAR & BRILL vanquished SHEWISH GIANT in a
popular 1 minute brutal one-sided duel. Well done! The big Shew is tough.
SATCHEL (6-6215) (54-50-2,170) of THE LADY'S LIST fought FATALITY (7-5820) (35-
20-0,148) of BRUTAL LEGION. SATCHEL was handily defeated by FATALITY in a 1 minute
one-sided bout.
MIKEL (6-6190) (45-53-3,139) of THE LADY'S LIST fought CAPTURED CUTPURSE (104-6)
(0-0-0,130) of the Invincibles. MIKEL was demolished by CAPTURED CUTPURSE in a 1
minute mismatched match.
2 + 2 = 4 (38-4190) (58-170-1,139) of JUST BECAUSE fought OLD SAILMAKER (104-7)
(0-0-0,110) of the Invincibles. 2 + 2 = 4 was viciously subdued by OLD SAILMAKER in
an exciting 2 minute bloody battle. The equation, after losing to a stand-in, was
still rated as top Total Parry.
HOFFA (5-4299) (24-97-0,142) of JOHNS fought M. CHARDINEE (104-8) (0-0-0,110) of
the Invincibles. HOFFA was overpowered by M. CHARDINEE in a popular 2 minute
mismatched conflict.
PHILTHRY (42-2079) (43-41-0,86) of HIGHLANDERS fought ALOYICIUS (6-5045) (32-66-
2,42) of THE LADY'S LIST. PHILTHRY defeated ALOYICIUS in an action packed 1 minute
struggle. Phil is our highest ranked Parry-Striker.
HOFFA (5-4622) (44-88-0,26) of JOHNS fought DRUNKEN FISHERMAN (104-1) (20-20-
0,50) of the Invincibles. HOFFA was viciously subdued by DRUNKEN FISHERMAN in a
crowd pleasing 6 minute bout. Isn't that the second Hoffa of Johns?
HOFFA (5-4348) (26-160-0,56) of JOHNS fought DEBBY TONTE (104-2) (20-30-0,30) of
the Invincibles. HOFFA was devastated by DEBBY TONTE in an exciting 1 minute one-
sided fight. Debby Tonte, really? I thought she was a spy reporter. Ah, I see,
it's just an arena name and someone in a blond wig.
It's strange to write for such a small arena. I am Delarquan, as it happens,
but I feel more at home in the cosmopolitan environment of Talahya than this sleepy
little fishing village. However, it is quite charming in its way, and there really
is a beach, with, I understand a protected swimming area, though you wouldn't want to
frolic there in this weather. I don't know when we've had a colder winter.
Malic will be with you next time. Until then, I hope you all manage to stay warm.
Farewell!
Galen Shanmarrik
KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620 144 152 202 HIGHLANDERS (1341) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MARK 5-4088 73 159 3 227 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ZANE GREY 21-4810 54 86 2 196 AUTHORS (749) SUNSET
-BACKFIRE 37-1713 32 21 195 BATTLEFIELD EARTH (147) SIBIKHAS
GAR & BRILL 38-4252 96 169 2 192 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
MEN WORKING 38-4189 83 246 1 192 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
ZAKAU 5-4623 65 68 191 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
LENNON 5-4087 50 51 2 181 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CLIVE 6-5215 57 60 5 180 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
-WHITEY FORD 6-1785 55 42 5 174 PLAY BALL (184) TRANSEL
FATALITY 7-5820 36 20 171 BRUTAL LEGION (1335) BONSUR
PELIS THE TRUE 42-3469 46 63 170 HIGHLANDERS (1341) RODEKI
-P.M.S. 2-2716 33 36 1 159 MY EX-WIFE (372) NIANIA
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SATCHEL 6-6215 54 51 2 153 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ZEUS 62-4010 40 18 146 LEGION OF LEGEND (1305) VALAMANTIS
-GEN. JACKSON 6-6285 24 17 2 133 THE VOLS (1314) TRANSEL
JUSTIN 6-6179 39 63 3 126 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
MIKEL 6-6190 45 54 3 124 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
2 + 2 = 4 38-4190 58 171 1 119 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
HOFFA 5-4299 24 98 116 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PHILTHRY 42-2079 44 41 88 HIGHLANDERS (1341) RODEKI
-OL SMOKEY 6-6312 19 11 2 72 THE VOLS (1314) TRANSEL
ALOYICIUS 6-5045 32 67 2 50 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
HOFFA 5-4348 26 161 33 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
HOFFA 5-4622 44 89 30 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Zakau -- Amazing comeback! You were about to drop from exhaustion, but you managed
one more strike that ended the fight. Wow. You know, you should work on your
endurance. Many ladies won't date a man who is shaking with exhaustion after a
minute's exertion. -- Tolais Deepheart
Clive -- I think I need to change my strategy, maybe try some decisiveness. Anyway,
well fought. -- Pelis the True
Hoffa 4348 -- I think you should retire and let your brother, Hoffa, handle the
gladiating. -- Philthry
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
ZAKAU slimly lost to TOLAIS DEEPHEART in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Title fight.
MEN WORKING was demolished by BLIND BEGGAR in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
CLIVE was devastated by LOCAL CONSTABLE in a popular 1 minute one-sided contest.
MARK savagely defeated SOLACIA in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gruesome competition.
LENNON defeated PELIS THE TRUE in a exciting 1 minute struggle.
ZANE GREY devastated ZEUS in a action packed 2 minute gruesome one-sided competition.
JUSTIN was vanquished by M. CHARDINEE in a 2 minute gory uneven duel.
GAR & BRILL vanquished SHEWISH GIANT in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided duel.
SATCHEL was handily defeated by FATALITY in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
MIKEL was demolished by CAPTURED CUTPURSE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
2 + 2 = 4 was viciously subdued by OLD SAILMAKER in a exciting 2 minute bloody battle.
HOFFA was overpowered by M. CHARDINEE in a popular 2 minute mismatched conflict.
PHILTHRY defeated ALOYICIUS in a action packed 1 minute struggle.
HOFFA was viciously subdued by DRUNKEN FISHERMAN in a crowd pleasing 6 minute bout.
HOFFA was devastated by DEBBY TONTE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK 5 PARRY-STRIKE 16 - 2 - 0 89 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 STRIKING ATTACK 18 - 17 - 1 51 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 19 - 28 - 0 40 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 6 - 0 40 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 LUNGING ATTACK 8 - 12 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 BASHING ATTACK 11 - 19 - 0 37 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 SLASHING ATTACK 13 - 37 - 0 26 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 1 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 19 - 0 5 |
|AIMED BLOW 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 628 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 3 4 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 4 2 WALL OF STEEL
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 2 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 PARRY-LUNGE
LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 3 1 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 2
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620 144 152 0 202 HIGHLANDERS (1341)
PARRY-LUNGE MARK 5-4088 73 159 3 227 JOHNS (927)
STRIKING ATTACK ZANE GREY 21-4810 54 86 2 196 AUTHORS (749)
BASHING ATTACK MEN WORKING 38-4189 83 246 1 192 JUST BECAUSE (1151)
LUNGING ATTACK ZAKAU 5-4623 65 68 0 191 JOHNS (927)
SLASHING ATTACK LENNON 5-4087 50 51 2 181 JOHNS (927)
TOTAL PARRY 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190 58 171 1 119 JUST BECAUSE (1151)
PARRY-STRIKE PHILTHRY 42-2079 44 41 0 88 HIGHLANDERS (1341)
The overall popularity leader is MEN WORKING 38-4189. The most popular warrior this
turn was MARK 5-4088. The ten other most popular fighters were HOFFA 5-4622, ZAKAU
5-4623, ZANE GREY 21-4810, TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620, GAR & BRILL 38-4252, PHILTHRY
42-2079, ALOYICIUS 6-5045, MEN WORKING 38-4189, CLIVE 6-5215, and LENNON 5-4087.
The least popular fighter this week was 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190. The other ten least
popular fighters were SATCHEL 6-6215, HOFFA 5-4348, HOFFA 5-4299, MIKEL 6-6190,
JUSTIN 6-6179, ZEUS 62-4010, FATALITY 7-5820, PELIS THE TRUE 42-3469, LENNON 5-4087,
and CLIVE 6-5215.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
KALTOS(5) 2 4 0 SUNSET(21) 1 0 0 RODEKI(42) 2 1 0
TRANSEL(6) 0 5 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 2 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 0 1 0
BONSUR(7) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MARK 5-4088 73 159 3 227 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
CLIVE 6-5215 57 60 5 180 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
FATALITY 7-5820 36 20 0 171 BRUTAL LEGION (1335) BONSUR
ZANE GREY 21-4810 54 86 2 196 AUTHORS (749) SUNSET
GAR & BRILL 38-4252 96 169 2 192 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620 144 152 0 202 HIGHLANDERS (1341) RODEKI
ZEUS 62-4010 40 18 0 146 LEGION OF LEGEND (1305) VALAMANTIS