DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL Date : 02/08/2014 Duedate: 02/21/2014 DARKHOLM ARENA DM 104 TURN 629 RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K % 1-MY EX-WIFE 2/372 202 136 3 59.8 4 HIGHLANDERS 42/1341 580 743 9 43.8 BATTLEFIELD EARTH 37/147 5 JOHNS 5/927 1458 2641 25 35.6 2 BRUTAL LEGIO 7/1335 54 44 0 55.1 AUTHORS 21/749 LEGION OF LEGEND 62/1305 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151 3-THE VOLS 6/1314 7 8 1 46.7 THE LADY'S LIST 6/917 WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 746): RUN'S HOUSE of RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 629): CUTPURSE of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 751): DUDE #1 of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 723): MIKE MCCREADY of PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 747): GOODY TWOSHOES of HISTORICAL KOLACT (Nomad, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 742): BLIND BLAKE of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 751): PUTTY KNIFE of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 735): KRAKO of THE CLUB (Buri, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 737): R-1 of NEXT GENERATION (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 736): TORINO of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 702): ALOYSIUS THE BEAR of MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (Storm Lord, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 691): TALKS NONSTOP of BASH BROS CHILDREN (Assurnasirbanipal) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 321): MALICE of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 684): STUD of DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 635): ATOMIC PUNK of VAN DUEL (Nomad, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 303): QUI GONG of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 296): RATTLER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 580): DANG LEN of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 272): FREELOADER of BASH BROS FRIEND (Assurnasirbanipal) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 628): TOLAIS DEEPHEART of HIGHLANDERS (She-Puppy, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 746): CARNIVAL FREAKS (Chuck, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 629): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 751): FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 723): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 747): IT'S ALL OVER NOW (?, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 742): BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 751): SHEWISH PICNIC (One Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 735): VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 737): NEXT GENERATION (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 736): THE CEREAL KILLERS (?, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 702): MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (Storm Lord, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 691): BASH BROS CHILDREN (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 321): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 684): DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 635): VAN DUEL (Nomad, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 303): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 296): ELDER GODS (Var, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 580): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 272): BB INFOMERICAL (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 628) BRUTAL LEGION et al (Seraphim, mgr.) Recent Graduates ----------------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 746): GRASSCUTTER of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 723): ULTIMATE WRATH of LUROCIANS Z2 (The Greek Guy, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 742): TOM TIGER of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.) DOVAHKIIN of SKYRIM (Mannequin, mgr.) (turn 741): ELMORE JAMES of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 750): BIG BAD DADDY JR of WESTNMAFIA (?, mgr.) BALBOA of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.) GUMBERCULES of ADULT SWIM (Buri, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 735): SLITHERING IDIOT of SERPENTS' HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 736): MC SHAN of HIP HOP HEROES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 735): JUSTIN CREDIBLE of D.R.I. (Var, mgr.) GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE of TOON INN (Chuck, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 635): PUMA of WILDCATS (Papa Bear, mgr.) (turn 634): HELPER of VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 272): SERVED of BASH BROS LAWYER (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM Reflections by the Keeper of the Runeblade I was kind of sorry to defeat Zakau. What a proud, handsome, almost orcish young man he is. I don't really like to hurt guys like that. Still, it's a rush to be up here on the... well... "throne" isn't exactly the best word for it. I'm glad they managed to reattach his fingers. This town, Willow Beach, does anyone besides me think it's desperately dead? You have to ride all the way to Talahya for some decent entertainment. I suppose the reason they put an arena in this little fishing village was the beach, of course--the only one on the isle. But it's not a great beach. It's rocky, and the water is always cold. They do have a protected area for swimming, but... I don't know, I wouldn't want to get in that water. Especially since the Commission isn't giving this place much attention anymore, and who knows if the monster nets are torn or not? Well... I should say more, but I can't think of anything. Ah! Spring is only a few weeks away. And good night, fellow gladiators. Tolais Deepheart REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER Hullo! I'm back. It's me, Malic. As usual, we had a fairly slow fight day. Which is fine, while winter keeps its bony grip on us, eh? Since the arena is open to the sky, no one wants to stick around here very long. TOLAIS DEEPHEART (42-1620) (144-152-0,202) of HIGHLANDERS fought MARK (5-4088) (73-159-3,227) of JOHNS. TOLAIS DEEPHEART slimly won victory over MARK in a 3 minute Title fight. Of course, Ms. Deepheart is our top Wall of Steel, and Mark is top Parry-Lunger. LENNON (5-4087) (50-51-2,181) of JOHNS fought FATALITY (7-5820) (36-20-0,171) of BRUTAL LEGION. LENNON vanquished FATALITY in a 1 minute uneven battle. Lennon is our top-rated Slasher. ZANE GREY (21-4810) (54-86-2,196) of AUTHORS fought LOCAL CONSTABLE (104-22) (0- 0-0,181) of the Invincibles. ZANE GREY was subdued by LOCAL CONSTABLE in an action packed 3 minute bloody fight. Mr. Grey is our top Striker, and also this turn's favorite fighter. Woot! Eh? MEN WORKING (38-4189) (83-246-1,192) of JUST BECAUSE fought SOLACIA (104-24) (68-32-0,225) of the Invincibles. MEN WORKING was devastated by SOLACIA in an exciting 1 minute one-sided fight. Men Working is our Overall Popularity Leader and also our best Basher. GAR & BRILL (38-4252) (96-169-2,192) of JUST BECAUSE fought LAUGHING BARMAID (104-9) (0-0-0,170) of the Invincibles. GAR & BRILL was devastated by LAUGHING BARMAID in a popular 1 minute uneven brawl. Amazingly, Mr. Brill doesn't currently own any arena honors. ZAKAU (5-4623) (65-68-0,191) of JOHNS fought PELIS THE TRUE (42-3469) (46-63- 0,170) of HIGHLANDERS. ZAKAU overpowered PELIS THE TRUE in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl. Zakau is our top-ranked Lunger. SATCHEL (6-6215) (54-51-2,153) of THE LADY'S LIST fought SHADOWMANE (104-28) (0- 0-0,200) of the Invincibles. SATCHEL overcame SHADOWMANE in an action packed 1 minute melee. Satchel is another fellow with no arena honors today. Strange! Our only death would have to be considered an unfortunate accident, a bad matchup. CLIVE (6-5215) (57-60-5,180) of THE LADY'S LIST fought SHADOWMANE (104-28) (0-0-0,200) of the Invincibles. CLIVE was slaughtered by SHADOWMANE in an action packed 1 minute one-sided duel. HOFFA (5-4299) (24-98-0,116) of JOHNS fought ZEUS (62-4010) (40-18-0,146) of LEGION OF LEGEND. HOFFA slimly lost to ZEUS in a popular 7 minute brutal fight. 2 + 2 = 4 (38-4190) (58-171-1,119) of JUST BECAUSE fought M. CHARDINEE (104-8) (0-0-0,110) of the Invincibles. 2 + 2 = 4 was viciously subdued by M. CHARDINEE in a popular 7 minute brutal bout. The venerable equation is our top-rated Total Parry. Hmm. JUSTIN (6-6179) (39-63-3,126) of THE LADY'S LIST fought M. CHARDINEE (104-8) (0- 0-0,110) of the Invincibles. JUSTIN subdued M. CHARDINEE in a 2 minute competition. Justin had the distinction of making both the popularity list, and the unpopularity list. MIKEL (6-6190) (45-54-3,124) of THE LADY'S LIST fought DESIREE (104-23) (20-15- 4,150) of the Invincibles. MIKEL was handily defeated by DESIREE in an exciting 1 minute bloody one-sided contest. Today, Mikel is the least popular fighter in Darkholm. Next turn, who knows? HOFFA (5-4622) (44-89-0,30) of JOHNS fought COCKY SPECTATOR (104-3) (0-0-0,0) of the Invincibles. HOFFA was beaten by COCKY SPECTATOR in a crowd pleasing 3 minute conflict. That's sad. PHILTHRY (42-2079) (44-41-0,88) of HIGHLANDERS fought HOFFA (5-4348) (26-161- 0,33) of JOHNS. PHILTHRY overpowered HOFFA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel. Like Justin, Philthry made both lists, but he is also our top-rated Parry- Striker. ALOYICIUS (6-5045) (32-67-2,50) of THE LADY'S LIST fought DEBBY TONTE (104-2) (20-30-0,30) of the Invincibles. ALOYICIUS lost to DEBBY TONTE in an exciting 1 minute fray. It seems two female spy reporters were represented today, and no one had the heart to hit them. And that, my friends and countrymen, is all I have for you. Which means it's time to head to the Chalice for a hot toddy! Cheerio! Malic of Talcama KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620 145 152 208 HIGHLANDERS (1341) RODEKI GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY MARK 5-4088 73 160 3 198 JOHNS (927) KALTOS ZAKAU 5-4623 66 68 197 JOHNS (927) KALTOS LENNON 5-4087 51 51 2 196 JOHNS (927) KALTOS GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY -BACKFIRE 37-1713 32 21 195 BATTLEFIELD EARTH (147) SIBIKHAS MEN WORKING 38-4189 83 247 1 194 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME ZANE GREY 21-4810 54 87 2 186 AUTHORS (749) SUNSET SATCHEL 6-6215 55 51 2 183 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY CLIVE 6-5215 57 61 5 176 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL GAR & BRILL 38-4252 96 170 2 171 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME PELIS THE TRUE 42-3469 46 64 165 HIGHLANDERS (1341) RODEKI FATALITY 7-5820 36 21 164 BRUTAL LEGION (1335) BONSUR -P.M.S. 2-2716 33 36 1 159 MY EX-WIFE (372) NIANIA GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY ZEUS 62-4010 41 18 148 LEGION OF LEGEND (1305) VALAMANTIS -GEN. JACKSON 6-6285 24 17 2 133 THE VOLS (1314) TRANSEL JUSTIN 6-6179 40 63 3 128 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL HOFFA 5-4299 24 99 128 JOHNS (927) KALTOS MIKEL 6-6190 45 55 3 123 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190 58 172 1 112 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY PHILTHRY 42-2079 45 41 90 HIGHLANDERS (1341) RODEKI -OL SMOKEY 6-6312 19 11 2 72 THE VOLS (1314) TRANSEL HOFFA 5-4348 26 162 38 JOHNS (927) KALTOS ALOYICIUS 6-5045 32 68 2 35 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL HOFFA 5-4622 44 90 11 JOHNS (927) KALTOS '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN CLIVE 6-5215 57 61 5 THE LADY'S LIST 917 SHADOWMANE 629 PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE Zakau -- Oh no! That was a good try, but I guess you need to try harder. Keep coming back, please. -- Tolais Deepheart Lennon -- Thanks for showing me that very important technique. I don't know that I'm really cut out for this line of work, but it is good to know what one is doing. -- Pelis the True Aloyicius -- Ha, at first the crowd was jeering my name, but they certainly transitioned to a new key, didn't they? -- Philthry LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS TOLAIS DEEPHEART slimly won victory over MARK in a 3 minute Title fight. LENNON vanquished FATALITY in a 1 minute uneven battle. ZANE GREY was subdued by LOCAL CONSTABLE in a action packed 3 minute bloody fight. MEN WORKING was devastated by SOLACIA in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight. GAR & BRILL was devastated by LAUGHING BARMAID in a popular 1 minute uneven brawl. ZAKAU overpowered PELIS THE TRUE in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl. SATCHEL overcame SHADOWMANE in a action packed 1 minute melee. CLIVE was slaughtered by SHADOWMANE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel. HOFFA slimly lost to ZEUS in a popular 7 minute brutal fight. 2 + 2 = 4 was viciously subdued by M. CHARDINEE in a popular 7 minute brutal bout. JUSTIN subdued M. CHARDINEE in a 2 minute competition. MIKEL was handily defeated by DESIREE in a exciting 1 minute bloody one-sided contest. HOFFA was beaten by COCKY SPECTATOR in a crowd pleasing 3 minute conflict. PHILTHRY overpowered HOFFA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel. ALOYICIUS lost to DEBBY TONTE in a exciting 1 minute fray. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |SLASHING ATTACK 5 PARRY-STRIKE 15 - 2 - 0 88 | |WALL OF STEEL 4 STRIKING ATTACK 16 - 19 - 0 46 | |STRIKING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 20 - 27 - 0 43 | |BASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 6 - 0 40 | |TOTAL PARRY 2 LUNGING ATTACK 8 - 12 - 0 40 | |PARRY-STRIKE 1 BASHING ATTACK 10 - 20 - 0 33 | |LUNGING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 15 - 35 - 0 30 | |PARRY-LUNGE 1 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 19 - 0 5 | |AIMED BLOW 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 - 0 0 | Turn 629 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 3 SLASHING ATTACK LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 2 WALL OF STEEL SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 BASHING ATTACK WALL OF STEEL 2 - 2 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 3 2 STRIKING ATTACK BASHING ATTACK 0 - 3 1 PARRY-LUNGE TOTAL PARRY 0 - 2 1 LUNGING ATTACK TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME WALL OF STEEL TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620 145 152 0 208 HIGHLANDERS (1341) PARRY-LUNGE MARK 5-4088 73 160 3 198 JOHNS (927) LUNGING ATTACK ZAKAU 5-4623 66 68 0 197 JOHNS (927) SLASHING ATTACK LENNON 5-4087 51 51 2 196 JOHNS (927) BASHING ATTACK MEN WORKING 38-4189 83 247 1 194 JUST BECAUSE (1151) STRIKING ATTACK ZANE GREY 21-4810 54 87 2 186 AUTHORS (749) TOTAL PARRY 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190 58 172 1 112 JUST BECAUSE (1151) PARRY-STRIKE PHILTHRY 42-2079 45 41 0 90 HIGHLANDERS (1341) The overall popularity leader is MEN WORKING 38-4189. The most popular warrior this turn was ZANE GREY 21-4810. The ten other most popular fighters were HOFFA 5-4299, MARK 5-4088, ZEUS 62-4010, 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190, TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620, SATCHEL 6-6215, CLIVE 6-5215, ZAKAU 5-4623, JUSTIN 6-6179, and PHILTHRY 42-2079. The least popular fighter this week was MIKEL 6-6190. The other ten least popular fighters were HOFFA 5-4348, GAR & BRILL 38-4252, FATALITY 7-5820, ALOYICIUS 6-5045, PELIS THE TRUE 42-3469, LENNON 5-4087, HOFFA 5-4622, MEN WORKING 38-4189, PHILTHRY 42-2079, and JUSTIN 6-6179. Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K KALTOS(5) 2 4 0 SUNSET(21) 0 1 0 RODEKI(42) 2 1 0 TRANSEL(6) 2 3 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 3 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 1 0 0 BONSUR(7) 0 1 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY MARK 5-4088 73 160 3 198 JOHNS (927) KALTOS SATCHEL 6-6215 55 51 2 183 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL FATALITY 7-5820 36 21 0 164 BRUTAL LEGION (1335) BONSUR ZANE GREY 21-4810 54 87 2 186 AUTHORS (749) SUNSET MEN WORKING 38-4189 83 247 1 194 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620 145 152 0 208 HIGHLANDERS (1341) RODEKI ZEUS 62-4010 41 18 0 148 LEGION OF LEGEND (1305) VALAMANTIS