DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL Date : 03/08/2014 Duedate: 03/21/2014 DARKHOLM ARENA DM 104 TURN 631 RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K % 1 BRUTAL LEGIO 7/1335 57 45 0 55.9 AUTHORS 21/749 LEGION OF LEGEND 62/1305 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151 2 HIGHLANDERS 42/1341 582 747 9 43.8 THE LADY'S LIST 6/917 3 JOHNS 5/927 1469 2660 25 35.6 WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 748): WYRTHA of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 631): MAUL ON WHEELS of THE RUNAROUND (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 753): MELONDARION NORIS of GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 725): BEAST MODE of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 749): BLACK DEATH of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 744): JUGGERNAUT of MACHINES OF WAR (Rosebud?, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 753): WAVIN' WANDA of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 737): HILLARY of THE MENTORS (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 739): CRUSH THE DOCTOR of NEXT GENERATION (Assurnasirbanipal) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 738): JACK B. QUICK of ALL JACKED UP II (Pat Sajak, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 704): BLOOD THIRSTER of VOW TO DESTROY (Rosebud, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 693): DIRTY DIAPERS of BASH BROS CHILDREN (Assurnasirbanipal) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 322): MALICE of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 686): STUD of DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 637): MOONDARK of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 304): DESERT PEARL of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 297): JOHNNY APPLESEED of TALL TALES (A-Sop, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 582): MILKY WAYNE of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 273): FREELOADER of BASH BROS FRIEND (Assurnasirbanipal) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 630): SATCHEL of THE LADY'S LIST (A-Sop, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 748): RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 631): THE RUNAROUND (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 753): OUR HIGHEST HONOR (The Anarchist, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 725): DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 749): BIG SHOTS (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 744): MEDAL OF HONOR Y2 (The Anarchist, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 753): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 737): VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 739): NEXT GENERATION (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 738): THE CEREAL KILLERS (?, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 704): MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (The Anarchist, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 693): BASH BROS CHILDREN (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 322): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 686): DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 637): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 304): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 297): ELDER GODS (Var, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 582): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 273): BB INFOMERICAL (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 630) BRUTAL LEGION et al (Seraphim, mgr.) Recent Graduates ----------------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 748): RUN'S HOUSE of RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 631): MAUL ON WHEELS of THE RUNAROUND (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 753): MELONDARION NORIS of GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.) DUDE #1 of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 725): BEAST MODE of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 743): BLIND BLAKE of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 752): GANNUCK of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 736): HREIDMAR THE RED of VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 738): JACK B. QUICK of ALL JACKED UP II (Pat Sajak, mgr.) (turn 737): BELL of OMINOUS REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.) BONHAM of MASTERS OF MELODY (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.) TORINO of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 693): KORGENDAL FARS of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 272): SERVED of BASH BROS LAWYER (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER Hullo! It's Malic here, as usual. Apparently spring has sprung, a little earlier than the official date. Charming! The crocuses are poking their tender shoots out of the ground, forsythias have forsooth, and all that sort of nonsense. Let's get right to the fights, shall we? Because I have a picnic to get to, with a pretty young lady. A laughing barmaid, actually. SATCHEL (6-6215) (56-51-2,203) of THE LADY'S LIST fought TOLAIS DEEPHEART (42- 1620) (145-153-0,182) of HIGHLANDERS. SATCHEL was devastated by TOLAIS DEEPHEART in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight. This means that Ms. Deepheart is once again our top-ranked Wall of Steel. LENNON (5-4087) (52-51-2,198) of JOHNS fought FATALITY (7-5820) (36-22-0,163) of BRUTAL LEGION. LENNON was handily defeated by FATALITY in a 1 minute one-sided match. Fatality is our top Striker. ZANE GREY (21-4810) (54-88-2,189) of AUTHORS fought LAUGHING BARMAID (104-9) (0- 0-0,170) of the Invincibles. ZANE GREY was viciously subdued by LAUGHING BARMAID in a 1 minute brawl. MEN WORKING (38-4189) (83-248-1,194) of JUST BECAUSE fought LOCAL CONSTABLE (104-22) (0-0-0,181) of the Invincibles. MEN WORKING overpowered LOCAL CONSTABLE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute mismatched match. Mr. Working is, as usual, our top Basher as well as Overall Popularity Leader. MARK (5-4088) (74-160-3,208) of JOHNS fought PELIS THE TRUE (42-3469) (46-65- 0,169) of HIGHLANDERS. MARK overpowered PELIS THE TRUE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle. CLIVE (6-5215) (58-61-5,185) of THE LADY'S LIST fought BLIND BEGGAR (104-26) (40-35-0,200) of the Invincibles. CLIVE was devastated by BLIND BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided competition. Despite losing his fight, Clive is our top-rated Slasher. ZAKAU (5-4623) (67-68-0,210) of JOHNS fought LOCAL CONSTABLE (104-22) (0-0- 0,181) of the Invincibles. ZAKAU lost to LOCAL CONSTABLE in an action packed 4 minute gruesome duel. Zakau is rated top Lunger, and is this turn's favorite fighter. GAR & BRILL (38-4252) (96-171-2,152) of JUST BECAUSE fought SHADOWMANE (104-28) (0-0-0,200) of the Invincibles. GAR & BRILL was defeated by SHADOWMANE in an action packed 2 minute duel. MIKEL (6-6190) (46-55-3,133) of THE LADY'S LIST fought CAPTURED CUTPURSE (104-6) (0-0-0,130) of the Invincibles. MIKEL was overpowered by CAPTURED CUTPURSE in a 1 minute one-sided fight. JUSTIN (6-6179) (40-64-3,126) of THE LADY'S LIST fought CAPTURED CUTPURSE (104- 6) (0-0-0,130) of the Invincibles. JUSTIN was handily defeated by CAPTURED CUTPURSE in a 1 minute one-sided bout. 2 + 2 = 4 (38-4190) (58-173-1,115) of JUST BECAUSE fought ZEUS (62-4010) (42-18- 0,150) of LEGION OF LEGEND. 2 + 2 = 4 was outlasted by ZEUS in a 7 minute competition. The plucky little equation is, as usual, our best Total Parry. Hmm. HOFFA (5-4299) (24-100-0,135) of JOHNS fought KHALHUMS DWARF (104-10) (0-0- 0,150) of the Invincibles. HOFFA overcame KHALHUMS DWARF in an exciting 4 minute contest. HOFFA (5-4348) (27-162-0,74) of JOHNS fought PHILTHRY (42-2079) (45-42-0,62) of HIGHLANDERS. HOFFA was demolished by PHILTHRY in a 1 minute one-sided brawl. Philthry is once again our top Parry-Striker. HOFFA (5-4622) (44-91-0,6) of JOHNS fought DRUNKEN FISHERMAN (104-1) (20-20- 0,50) of the Invincibles. HOFFA was viciously subdued by DRUNKEN FISHERMAN in a popular 4 minute conflict. ALOYICIUS (6-5045) (33-68-2,46) of THE LADY'S LIST fought DRUNKEN FISHERMAN (104-1) (20-20-0,50) of the Invincibles. ALOYICIUS was defeated by DRUNKEN FISHERMAN in a 3 minute struggle. No one died, which is a very good thing. But also, no one challenged or avoided, which is not such a good thing. Maybe we'll see a little more life here next time, eh? With sunniest best wishes, Malic of Talcama KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620 146 153 205 HIGHLANDERS (1341) RODEKI GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY MARK 5-4088 75 160 3 211 JOHNS (927) KALTOS GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY MEN WORKING 38-4189 84 248 1 204 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME FATALITY 7-5820 37 22 192 BRUTAL LEGION (1335) BONSUR ZAKAU 5-4623 67 69 188 JOHNS (927) KALTOS CLIVE 6-5215 58 62 5 181 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL SATCHEL 6-6215 56 52 2 181 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY ZANE GREY 21-4810 54 89 2 174 AUTHORS (749) SUNSET LENNON 5-4087 52 52 2 174 JOHNS (927) KALTOS PELIS THE TRUE 42-3469 46 66 167 HIGHLANDERS (1341) RODEKI GAR & BRILL 38-4252 96 172 2 160 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME ZEUS 62-4010 43 18 152 LEGION OF LEGEND (1305) VALAMANTIS HOFFA 5-4299 25 100 151 JOHNS (927) KALTOS GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190 58 174 1 125 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME MIKEL 6-6190 46 56 3 121 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL JUSTIN 6-6179 40 65 3 117 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY PHILTHRY 42-2079 46 42 79 HIGHLANDERS (1341) RODEKI HOFFA 5-4348 27 163 59 JOHNS (927) KALTOS ALOYICIUS 6-5045 33 69 2 43 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL HOFFA 5-4622 44 92 15 JOHNS (927) KALTOS '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE Satchel -- Ouch, you did that really well. -- Tolais Deepheart Pelis the True -- You are a lot, lot better than the Hoffas. -- Pelis the True Hoffa 5-4348 -- That was a pretty darned good fight, although I didn't like that you won. Well done. -- Philthry LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS SATCHEL was devastated by TOLAIS DEEPHEART in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight. LENNON was handily defeated by FATALITY in a 1 minute one-sided match. ZANE GREY was viciously subdued by LAUGHING BARMAID in a 1 minute brawl. MEN WORKING overpowered LOCAL CONSTABLE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute mismatched match. MARK overpowered PELIS THE TRUE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle. CLIVE was devastated by BLIND BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided competition. ZAKAU lost to LOCAL CONSTABLE in a action packed 4 minute gruesome duel. GAR & BRILL was defeated by SHADOWMANE in a action packed 2 minute duel. MIKEL was overpowered by CAPTURED CUTPURSE in a 1 minute one-sided fight. JUSTIN was handily defeated by CAPTURED CUTPURSE in a 1 minute one-sided bout. 2 + 2 = 4 was outlasted by ZEUS in a 7 minute competition. HOFFA overcame KHALHUMS DWARF in a exciting 4 minute contest. HOFFA was demolished by PHILTHRY in a 1 minute one-sided brawl. HOFFA was viciously subdued by DRUNKEN FISHERMAN in a popular 4 minute conflict. ALOYICIUS was defeated by DRUNKEN FISHERMAN in a 3 minute struggle. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |SLASHING ATTACK 5 PARRY-STRIKE 13 - 2 - 0 87 | |WALL OF STEEL 4 PARRY-LUNGE 6 - 4 - 0 60 | |STRIKING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 8 - 10 - 0 44 | |BASHING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 19 - 26 - 0 42 | |TOTAL PARRY 2 STRIKING ATTACK 13 - 20 - 0 39 | |PARRY-LUNGE 1 SLASHING ATTACK 15 - 35 - 0 30 | |PARRY-STRIKE 1 BASHING ATTACK 9 - 21 - 0 30 | |LUNGING ATTACK 1 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 19 - 0 5 | |AIMED BLOW 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 - 0 0 | Turn 631 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 STRIKING ATTACK PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 SLASHING ATTACK WALL OF STEEL 3 - 1 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 2 BASHING ATTACK PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 PARRY-LUNGE SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 5 1 LUNGING ATTACK TOTAL PARRY 0 - 2 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME WALL OF STEEL TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620 146 153 0 205 HIGHLANDERS (1341) PARRY-LUNGE MARK 5-4088 75 160 3 211 JOHNS (927) BASHING ATTACK MEN WORKING 38-4189 84 248 1 204 JUST BECAUSE (1151) STRIKING ATTACK FATALITY 7-5820 37 22 0 192 BRUTAL LEGION (1335) LUNGING ATTACK ZAKAU 5-4623 67 69 0 188 JOHNS (927) FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME SLASHING ATTACK CLIVE 6-5215 58 62 5 181 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TOTAL PARRY 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190 58 174 1 125 JUST BECAUSE (1151) PARRY-STRIKE PHILTHRY 42-2079 46 42 0 79 HIGHLANDERS (1341) The overall popularity leader is MEN WORKING 38-4189. The most popular warrior this turn was ZAKAU 5-4623. The ten other most popular fighters were MEN WORKING 38-4189, HOFFA 5-4299, HOFFA 5-4622, ZEUS 62-4010, ALOYICIUS 6-5045, TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620, MARK 5-4088, GAR & BRILL 38-4252, PHILTHRY 42-2079, and FATALITY 7-5820. The least popular fighter this week was HOFFA 5-4348. The other ten least popular fighters were MIKEL 6-6190, PELIS THE TRUE 42-3469, JUSTIN 6-6179, ZANE GREY 21-4810, LENNON 5-4087, SATCHEL 6-6215, 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190, CLIVE 6-5215, FATALITY 7-5820, and PHILTHRY 42-2079. Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K KALTOS(5) 2 4 0 SUNSET(21) 0 1 0 RODEKI(42) 2 1 0 TRANSEL(6) 0 5 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 2 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 1 0 0 BONSUR(7) 1 0 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY MARK 5-4088 75 160 3 211 JOHNS (927) KALTOS CLIVE 6-5215 58 62 5 181 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL FATALITY 7-5820 37 22 0 192 BRUTAL LEGION (1335) BONSUR ZANE GREY 21-4810 54 89 2 174 AUTHORS (749) SUNSET MEN WORKING 38-4189 84 248 1 204 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620 146 153 0 205 HIGHLANDERS (1341) RODEKI ZEUS 62-4010 43 18 0 152 LEGION OF LEGEND (1305) VALAMANTIS NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS) For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. WILLOW (14-4754) ZOMBIE SQUAD (478) SERPENTITO (36-7542) SERPENTS HOLD (629) THE SHINING (82-1279) FAILED MUSICALS (222) BESS (82-35303) SUPERIOR FORCES 4502 (5816) JABBER HOGAN (82-49966) LAZY 9 (8398) LAZY CRIMINAL (84-18259) KAOSTIC (1429) HIDDEN GERBIL (84-19254) TMI (3416) Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes