DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL Date : 04/19/2014 Duedate: 05/02/2014 DARKHOLM ARENA DM 104 TURN 634 RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K % 1 CHUCK'S PINU 1/1347 420 177 3 70.4 5 ANIMAL PHAR 18/1348 101 133 2 43.2 2 BRUTAL LEGIO 7/1335 58 50 0 53.7 6 JOHNS 5/927 1488 2686 26 35.6 LEGION OF LEGEND 62/1305 AUTHORS 21/749 3-MASTERS OF 21/1346 132 125 4 51.4 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151 4 HIGHLANDERS 42/1341 590 748 9 44.1 THE LADY'S LIST 6/917 WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 751): MY ADIDAS of RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 634): OOZING MY MIND of U PAY I SLAY 2 (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 756): THE BELL of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 728): PINP POTENTIAL of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 752): HIGHWAY GAMBLER of IT'S ALL OVER NOW (?, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 747): SON OF JOHN of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 756): FLAPJACK of SHEWISH PICNIC (One Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 740): KRAKO of THE CLUB (Buri, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 742): BARRACUDAFED of ANIMAL PHARM (Manray, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 741): MONTEREY JACK of ALL JACKED UP II (Pat Sajak, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 707): PRIVATE 3 of MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (The Anarchist, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 696): ENTEI of FIRE DECK (Destitute Noble, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 324): ISRAFEL of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 689): STUD of DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 640): FROG BELLY LINT of BATTLE FROGS 03-13 (Grimm, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 305): QUI GONG of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 298): RATTLER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 585): LUDWIG MILT of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 275): KID FUNKY FRIED of DEADLY RAGE (Var, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 633): TOLAIS DEEPHEART of HIGHLANDERS (She-Puppy, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 751): SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 634): U PAY I SLAY 2 (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 756): GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 728): DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 752): BIG SHOTS (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 747): MACINES OF WAR (Hollowshade, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 756): SHEWISH PICNIC (One Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 740): JAY-Z (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 742): STREET PIZZA (The Upright Man, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 741): BLOOD AND SAND (Deep Thought, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 707): MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (The Anarchist, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 696): ONE TOO MANY (Tolbin, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 324): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 689): DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 640): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 305): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 298): ELDER GODS (Var, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 585): GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 275): BASH BROS ROADSIDE (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 633) BRUTAL LEGION et al (Seraphim, mgr.) Recent Graduates ----------------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 750): SANDRA DEE of CHUCK'S PINUPS (Chuck, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 728): PETER RABBIT of THE BAD BUNNIES (The Anarchist, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 746): BIB BILL BROONZY of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 756): FLAPJACK of SHEWISH PICNIC (One Armed Bandit, mgr.) ATHELAS of TOLBIN'S BP (Tolbin, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 742): BARRACUDAFED of ANIMAL PHARM (Manray, mgr.) (turn 741): PENGUINICILLIN of ANIMAL PHARM (Manray, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 706): SANFORD'S OTHER SON of MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (Storm Lord, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 323): MALICE of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 298): CHAGUA KORBIN of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 584): DANG LEN of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 275): VIRUS of BASH BROS MICROSOFT (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM Reflections by the Keeper of the Runeblade Oh my, here I am again. What an amazing honor! I really don't know that I can do it justice with a proper, inspirational column. Since my brother Philthry refused to urinate on my baby fruit trees, I've gotten a spray bottle full of rabbit and deer repellent from the Stronghold Academy's Shop of Useful Inventions. And I have liberally saturated my poor trees with the stuff. It doesn't smell at all like orc pee, really. Other than that... I need to do some digging and level out the plot of land where I hope to plant more black raspberries. Last winter, the Alastarian Tree-Hugger Society sent me a bag full of baby trees, when the ground was much too deeply frozen to attempt to plant them. In any case, they're not trees I asked for, and two of them (crape myrtles) aren't even adapted to the climate here on the Isle. Doe anyone want them? They like warm weather. Supposedly they bloom beautifully in the spring. Hmm. I fought Men Working, and won. That's all right. MW is a Shagornan Elf, and strangely androgynous. Or perhaps metrosexual? Okay, I'm gone. Sorry to say, I'll probably see you back here next time. Tolais Deepheart REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER Hullo! This is the sort of report best handled with a buzz on, I think. Luckily, I'm sitting at the bar in the Black Chalice, working on my fifth Mystery Mug. TOLAIS DEEPHEART (42-1620) (148-153-0,222) of HIGHLANDERS fought LENNON (5-4087) (54-52-3,220) of JOHNS. TOLAIS DEEPHEART devastated LENNON in an action packed 1 minute mismatched Title fight. Of course, Ms. Deepheart remains our top Wall of Steel fighter, and the Keeper of the Runeblade. MARK (5-4088) (76-161-3,206) of JOHNS fought FATALITY (7-5820) (37-24-0,173) of BRUTAL LEGION. MARK subdued FATALITY in an exciting 1 minute melee. Mark is our top-rated Parry-Lunger. Fatality is top Striker. SATCHEL (6-6215) (57-53-2,184) of THE LADY'S LIST fought SHADOWMANE (104-28) (0- 0-0,200) of The Invincibles. SATCHEL was overpowered by SHADOWMANE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched duel. No stylemasters here. Shadowmane is tough. MEN WORKING (38-4189) (85-249-1,196) of JUST BECAUSE fought SOLACIA (104-24) (68-32-0,225) of The Invincibles. MEN WORKING was overpowered by SOLACIA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight. Men Working is top Basher, as well as Overall Popularity Leader. CLIVE (6-5215) (59-63-5,198) of THE LADY'S LIST fought SOLACIA (104-24) (68-32- 0,225) of The Invincibles. CLIVE was devastated by SOLACIA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel. Clive is top Slasher. ZAKAU (5-4623) (68-70-0,195) of JOHNS fought ZEUS (62-4010) (44-19-0,153) of LEGION OF LEGEND. ZAKAU savagely defeated ZEUS in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory brawl. Zakau is top Lunger, and may well be our next Keeper of the Runeblade, eh? PELIS THE TRUE (42-3469) (47-67-0,167) of HIGHLANDERS fought HOFFA (5-4299) (25- 102-0,142) of JOHNS. PELIS THE TRUE handily defeated HOFFA in a 1 minute uneven melee. GAR & BRILL (38-4252) (97-173-2,152) of JUST BECAUSE fought OLD SAILMAKER (104- 7) (0-0-0,110) of The Invincibles. GAR & BRILL was viciously subdued by OLD SAILMAKER in a popular 5 minute duel. ZANE GREY (21-4810) (55-90-2,138) of AUTHORS fought DESIREE (104-23) (20-15- 4,150) of The Invincibles. ZANE GREY slimly won victory over DESIREE in a popular 4 minute brutal fight. JUSTIN (6-6179) (42-65-3,136) of THE LADY'S LIST fought DESIREE (104-23) (20-15- 4,150) of The Invincibles. JUSTIN was overcome by DESIREE in a 2 minute bout. 2 + 2 = 4 (38-4190) (59-175-1,149) of JUST BECAUSE fought ANGRY BOOKIE (104-11) (15-10-0,150) of The Invincibles. 2 + 2 = 4 was savagely defeated by ANGRY BOOKIE in a exciting 2 minute bloody match. Theequation is top Total Parry. MIKEL (6-6190) (47-57-3,128) of THE LADY'S LIST fought ANGRY BOOKIE (104-11) (15-10-0,150) of The Invincibles. MIKEL was overcome by ANGRY BOOKIE in a 2 minute contest. HOFFA (5-4622) (44-94-0,38) of JOHNS fought COCKY SPECTATOR (104-3) (0-0-0,0) of The Invincibles. HOFFA was savagely defeated by COCKY SPECTATOR in a crowd pleasing 4 minute match. HOFFA (5-4348) (27-165-0,46) of JOHNS fought PHILTHRY (42-2079) (48-42-0,83) of HIGHLANDERS. HOFFA was handily defeated by PHILTHRY in an action packed 1 minute one-sided conflict. Philthry is top Parry-Striker and has a winning record! ALOYICIUS (6-5045) (35-69-2,47) of THE LADY'S LIST fought COCKY SPECTATOR (104- 3) (0-0-0,0) of The Invincibles. ALOYICIUS overpowered COCKY SPECTATOR in an action packed 1 minute uneven struggle. And that's all there is to say. Show some life out there, my friends! Malic of Talcama KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620 149 153 233 HIGHLANDERS (1341) RODEKI GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY MARK 5-4088 77 161 3 214 JOHNS (927) KALTOS GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY ZAKAU 5-4623 69 70 205 JOHNS (927) KALTOS CLIVE 6-5215 59 64 5 198 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL MEN WORKING 38-4189 85 250 1 196 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME LENNON 5-4087 54 53 3 191 JOHNS (927) KALTOS GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY SATCHEL 6-6215 57 54 2 178 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL FATALITY 7-5820 37 25 178 BRUTAL LEGION (1335) BONSUR PELIS THE TRUE 42-3469 48 67 172 HIGHLANDERS (1341) RODEKI ZEUS 62-4010 44 20 159 LEGION OF LEGEND (1305) VALAMANTIS GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY ZANE GREY 21-4810 56 90 2 155 AUTHORS (749) SUNSET GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190 59 176 1 146 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME JUSTIN 6-6179 42 66 3 138 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL HOFFA 5-4299 25 103 138 JOHNS (927) KALTOS MIKEL 6-6190 47 58 3 132 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL GAR & BRILL 38-4252 97 174 2 129 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY PHILTHRY 42-2079 49 42 85 HIGHLANDERS (1341) RODEKI -BONHAM 21-7738 17 9 1 74 MASTERS OF MELODY (1346) SUNSET -PENGUINICILLIN 18-7224 17 15 1 67 ANIMAL PHARM (1348) TALCAMA -SANDRA DEE 1-7237 17 5 56 CHUCK'S PINUPS (1347) MORDANT ALOYICIUS 6-5045 36 69 2 49 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL HOFFA 5-4348 27 166 47 JOHNS (927) KALTOS HOFFA 5-4622 44 95 15 JOHNS (927) KALTOS '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE Men Working -- How many men, I wonder? And isn't that rather beside the point, since you're an elf? Not even a male elf, as far as I can tell. Nor particularly hard working. Or are you like the cat, who was reported to have thought, "Work fascinates me. I could watch it all day." -- Tolais Deepheart Hoffa 4299 -- There's only one of your name who is worth fighting. Sorry, I don't mean to be harsh, but you really should retire. -- Pelis the True Hoffa 4622 -- Yes indeed. Once you get all of the skills you can, I suggest you train strength. -- Philthry LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS TOLAIS DEEPHEART devastated LENNON in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Title fight. MARK subdued FATALITY in a exciting 1 minute melee. SATCHEL was overpowered by SHADOWMANE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched duel. MEN WORKING was overpowered by SOLACIA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight. CLIVE was devastated by SOLACIA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel. ZAKAU savagely defeated ZEUS in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory brawl. PELIS THE TRUE handily defeated HOFFA in a 1 minute uneven melee. GAR & BRILL was viciously subdued by OLD SAILMAKER in a popular 5 minute duel. ZANE GREY slimly won victory over DESIREE in a popular 4 minute brutal fight. JUSTIN was overcome by DESIREE in a 2 minute bout. 2 + 2 = 4 was savagely defeated by ANGRY BOOKIE in a exciting 2 minute bloody match. MIKEL was overcome by ANGRY BOOKIE in a 2 minute contest. HOFFA was savagely defeated by COCKY SPECTATOR in a crowd pleasing 4 minute match. HOFFA was handily defeated by PHILTHRY in a action packed 1 minute one-sided conflict. ALOYICIUS overpowered COCKY SPECTATOR in a action packed 1 minute uneven struggle. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |SLASHING ATTACK 5 AIMED BLOW 2 - 0 - 0 100 | |WALL OF STEEL 4 PARRY-STRIKE 11 - 2 - 0 85 | |BASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-LUNGE 7 - 3 - 0 70 | |STRIKING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 8 - 8 - 0 50 | |TOTAL PARRY 2 SLASHING ATTACK 21 - 29 - 1 42 | |PARRY-LUNGE 1 WALL OF STEEL 18 - 25 - 0 42 | |PARRY-STRIKE 1 BASHING ATTACK 11 - 19 - 0 37 | |LUNGING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 11 - 20 - 0 35 | |AIMED BLOW 0 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 19 - 0 5 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | Turn 634 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 SLASHING ATTACK PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 3 2 WALL OF STEEL LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 2 BASHING ATTACK BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 5 1 PARRY-LUNGE TOTAL PARRY 0 - 2 1 LUNGING ATTACK TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME WALL OF STEEL TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620 149 153 0 233 HIGHLANDERS (1341) PARRY-LUNGE MARK 5-4088 77 161 3 214 JOHNS (927) LUNGING ATTACK ZAKAU 5-4623 69 70 0 205 JOHNS (927) SLASHING ATTACK CLIVE 6-5215 59 64 5 198 THE LADY'S LIST (917) BASHING ATTACK MEN WORKING 38-4189 85 250 1 196 JUST BECAUSE (1151) STRIKING ATTACK FATALITY 7-5820 37 25 0 178 BRUTAL LEGION (1335) TOTAL PARRY 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190 59 176 1 146 JUST BECAUSE (1151) PARRY-STRIKE PHILTHRY 42-2079 49 42 0 85 HIGHLANDERS (1341) The overall popularity leader is MEN WORKING 38-4189. The most popular warrior this turn was ZANE GREY 21-4810. The ten other most popular fighters were ZAKAU 5-4623, MARK 5-4088, GAR & BRILL 38-4252, FATALITY 7-5820, JUSTIN 6-6179, MIKEL 6-6190, LENNON 5-4087, PELIS THE TRUE 42-3469, HOFFA 5-4622, and PHILTHRY 42-2079. The least popular fighter this week was 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190. The other ten least popular fighters were HOFFA 5-4299, HOFFA 5-4348, ZEUS 62-4010, SATCHEL 6-6215, CLIVE 6-5215, MEN WORKING 38-4189, TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620, ALOYICIUS 6-5045, PHILTHRY 42-2079, and HOFFA 5-4622. Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K KALTOS(5) 2 4 0 SUNSET(21) 1 0 0 RODEKI(42) 3 0 0 TRANSEL(6) 1 4 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 3 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 0 1 0 BONSUR(7) 0 1 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY MARK 5-4088 77 161 3 214 JOHNS (927) KALTOS CLIVE 6-5215 59 64 5 198 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL FATALITY 7-5820 37 25 0 178 BRUTAL LEGION (1335) BONSUR ZANE GREY 21-4810 56 90 2 155 AUTHORS (749) SUNSET MEN WORKING 38-4189 85 250 1 196 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620 149 153 0 233 HIGHLANDERS (1341) RODEKI ZEUS 62-4010 44 20 0 159 LEGION OF LEGEND (1305) VALAMANTIS