DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL
Date : 04/05/2014 Duedate: 04/18/2014
DARKHOLM ARENA
DM 104 TURN 633
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 BRUTAL LEGIO 7/1335 58 48 0 54.7 4 JOHNS 5/927 1484 2675 26 35.7
LEGION OF LEGEND 62/1305 AUTHORS 21/749
2 MASTERS OF 21/1346 132 125 4 51.4 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151
3 HIGHLANDERS 42/1341 587 748 9 44.0 THE LADY'S LIST 6/917
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 750): SANDRA DEE of CHUCK'S PINUPS (Chuck, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 633): OOZING MY MIND of U PAY I SLAY 2 (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 755): DUDE 5 of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 727): PINP POTENTIAL of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 751): BLACK DEATH of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 746): BIB BILL BROONZY of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 755): FLAPJACK of SHEWISH PICNIC (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 739): KRAKO of THE CLUB (Buri, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 741): PENGUINICILLIN of ANIMAL PHARM (Manray, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 740): STREET LEGAL of I MAGI (Street Legal, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 706): SANFORD'S OTHER SON of MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (Storm Lord, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 695): ENTEI of FIRE DECK (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 323): MALICE of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 688): STUD of DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 639): ROWBOAT CAPTAIN of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 305): QUI GONG of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 298): RATTLER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 584): MILKY WAYNE of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 274): KID FUNKY FRIED of DEADLY RAGE (Var, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 632): TOLAIS DEEPHEART of HIGHLANDERS (She-Puppy, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 750): SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 633): U PAY I SLAY 2 (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 755): FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 727): DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 751): BIG SHOTS (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 746): BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 755): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 739): THIRSTY THUGS (DMobster, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 741): STREET PIZZA (The Upright Man, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 740): NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 706): MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 695): ONE TOO MANY (Tolbin, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 323): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 688): DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 639): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 305): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 298): ELDER GODS (Var, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 584): GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 274): BASH BROS GOLFER (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 632) BRUTAL LEGION et al (Seraphim, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 750): SANDRA DEE of CHUCK'S PINUPS (Chuck, mgr.)
(turn 749): TOBY WING of CHUCK'S PINUPS (Chuck, mgr.)
BELLE BENNETT of CHUCK'S PINUPS (Chuck, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 726): QUEEN OF COOL of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 746): BIB BILL BROONZY of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
(turn 745): JUGGERNAUT of MACHINES OF WAR (Hollowshade, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 738): SALTY DOG of THIRSTY THUGS (DMobster, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 741): PENGUINICILLIN of ANIMAL PHARM (Manray, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 738): JACK B. QUICK of ALL JACKED UP II (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 706): SANFORD'S OTHER SON of MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (Storm Lord, mgr.)
(turn 705): BLOOD THIRSTER of VOW TO DESTROY (Hollowshade, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 694): DIRTY DIAPERS of BASH BROS CHILDREN (Assurnasirbanipal)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 323): MALICE of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 298): CHAGUA KORBIN of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 584): DANG LEN of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.)
(turn 583): CLOWN CONFETTI of MAGIC INGREDIENTS (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 272): SERVED of BASH BROS LAWYER (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Keeper of the Runeblade
Fellow Willow Beachians,
Hey, there. It's Tolais Deepheart again.
Rabbits ate the new buds off all of my baby fruit trees! And in some cases the
bark, too, probably dooming the trees. I'm going to put little fences around them
and see if they'll manage to come back. Damn it! I could do a bigger fence and let
the dogs in there, but one of our dogs is a plant molester too. That's why there are
no fruit trees, or other such items, in the dog yard. Argh!
I've offered her lettuce and broccoli. The dog, you know. She just turns up
her nose. Guess she prefers something that is currently trying to grow. Again,
argh!
I fought Mark, as I often do. It wasn't a bad fight, just quite repetitive. Oh
well.
I tried to convince Philthry to pee in a jar so I can drip it around all of my
trees. Maybe that would mark the trees as orc territory and keep the rabbits away.
No luck, though. He just laughed.
That's all I've got to say. See ya!
Tolais Deepheart
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Greetings, ghosts!
That must be what we are, right? Since this is a ghost town? Or at least, a
ghost arena.
Tolais Deepheart is our Keeper of the Runeblade, again. TOLAIS DEEPHEART (42-
1620) (147-153-0,216) of HIGHLANDERS fought MEN WORKING (38-4189) (85-248-1,212) of
JUST BECAUSE. TOLAIS DEEPHEART bested MEN WORKING in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Title
fight. Top Wall of Steel, top Basher.
LENNON (5-4087) (53-52-3,208) of JOHNS fought FATALITY (7-5820) (37-23-0,176) of
BRUTAL LEGION. LENNON vanquished FATALITY in an exciting 1 minute uneven battle.
Top Slasher, top Striker.
SATCHEL (6-6215) (57-52-2,189) of THE LADY'S LIST fought BLIND BEGGAR (104-26)
(40-35-0,200) of The Invincibles. SATCHEL was overpowered by BLIND BEGGAR in a 1
minute mismatched duel. Hmm... that was kind of pathetic for a reasonably good
fighter.
MARK (5-4088) (75-161-3,191) of JOHNS fought ZEUS (62-4010) (44-18-0,154) of
LEGION OF LEGEND. MARK devastated ZEUS in a 2 minute brutal one-sided fight. Mark
is top Parry-Lunger.
CLIVE (6-5215) (59-62-5,206) of THE LADY'S LIST fought DIRK CHOLERA (104-29)
(80-50-4,250) of The Invincibles. CLIVE was devastated by DIRK CHOLERA in a popular
1 minute uneven brawl.
ZAKAU (5-4623) (68-69-0,194) of JOHNS fought SOLACIA (104-24) (68-32-0,225) of
The Invincibles. ZAKAU was devastated by SOLACIA in a 1 minute mismatched match.
Zakau is top Lunger, and Solacia is too dangerous for this arena.
PELIS THE TRUE (42-3469) (46-67-0,159) of HIGHLANDERS fought HOFFA (5-4299) (25-
101-0,149) of JOHNS. PELIS THE TRUE handily defeated HOFFA in an action packed 1
minute uneven fight.
ZANE GREY (21-4810) (55-89-2,176) of AUTHORS fought M. CHARDINEE (104-8) (0-0-
0,110) of The Invincibles. ZANE GREY lost to M. CHARDINEE in a popular 1 minute
gruesome duel.
MIKEL (6-6190) (46-57-3,120) of THE LADY'S LIST fought OLD SAILMAKER (104-7) (0-
0-0,110) of The Invincibles. MIKEL vanquished OLD SAILMAKER in an exciting 1 minute
one-sided fight.
2 + 2 = 4 (38-4190) (58-175-1,135) of JUST BECAUSE fought KHALHUMS DWARF (104-
10) (0-0-0,150) of The Invincibles. 2 + 2 = 4 slimly won victory over KHALHUMS DWARF
in a popular 5 minute brutal bout. Mr. + 4 is our top Total Parry.
GAR & BRILL (38-4252) (96-173-2,131) of JUST BECAUSE fought ANGRY BOOKIE (104-
11) (15-10-0,150) of The Invincibles. GAR & BRILL subdued ANGRY BOOKIE in a crowd
pleasing 2 minute bloody competition. Gar is both our Overall Popularity Leader and
this turn's favorite.
JUSTIN (6-6179) (41-65-3,130) of THE LADY'S LIST fought CAPTURED CUTPURSE (104-
6) (0-0-0,130) of The Invincibles. JUSTIN savagely defeated CAPTURED CUTPURSE in a
crowd pleasing 1 minute gory match.
HOFFA (5-4622) (44-93-0,28) of JOHNS fought PHILTHRY (42-2079) (47-42-0,81) of
HIGHLANDERS. HOFFA was overcome by PHILTHRY in a popular 3 minute conflict. Philtry
is top Parry-Striker. And I heartily applaud his policy of not peeing on trees!
HOFFA (5-4348) (27-164-0,49) of JOHNS fought BONHAM (21-7738) (16-9-1,68) of
MASTERS OF MELODY. HOFFA was vanquished by BONHAM in an action packed 1 minute
mismatched bout. Bonham is our arena's top Aimed Blow, long may he wave.
ALOYICIUS (6-5045) (34-69-2,45) of THE LADY'S LIST fought COCKY SPECTATOR (104-
3) (0-0-0,0) of The Invincibles. ALOYICIUS viciously subdued COCKY SPECTATOR in a
crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody bout. Nothing to see, move along.
So that's it? I think it is! Have a good two weeks then, and haunt away!
Malic of Talcama
KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620 148 153 222 HIGHLANDERS (1341) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LENNON 5-4087 54 52 3 220 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MARK 5-4088 76 161 3 206 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
CLIVE 6-5215 59 63 5 198 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
MEN WORKING 38-4189 85 249 1 196 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
ZAKAU 5-4623 68 70 195 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SATCHEL 6-6215 57 53 2 184 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FATALITY 7-5820 37 24 173 BRUTAL LEGION (1335) BONSUR
PELIS THE TRUE 42-3469 47 67 167 HIGHLANDERS (1341) RODEKI
ZEUS 62-4010 44 19 153 LEGION OF LEGEND (1305) VALAMANTIS
GAR & BRILL 38-4252 97 173 2 152 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
2 + 2 = 4 38-4190 59 175 1 149 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
HOFFA 5-4299 25 102 142 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
ZANE GREY 21-4810 55 90 2 138 AUTHORS (749) SUNSET
JUSTIN 6-6179 42 65 3 136 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
MIKEL 6-6190 47 57 3 128 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PHILTHRY 42-2079 48 42 83 HIGHLANDERS (1341) RODEKI
BONHAM 21-7738 17 9 1 74 MASTERS OF MELODY (1346) SUNSET
ALOYICIUS 6-5045 35 69 2 47 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
HOFFA 5-4348 27 165 46 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
HOFFA 5-4622 44 94 38 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Mark -- That was a good try. Darn it, you should be up here writing this column. --
Tolais Deepheart
Lennon -- Ouch! Were you actually trying to kill me? -- Pelis the True
Hoffa 5-4522 -- I thought our fight was pretty good. I'm sure it didn't seem quite
as good to you, of course. -- Philthry
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
TOLAIS DEEPHEART bested MEN WORKING in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Title fight.
LENNON vanquished FATALITY in a exciting 1 minute uneven battle.
SATCHEL was overpowered by BLIND BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
MARK devastated ZEUS in a 2 minute brutal one-sided fight.
CLIVE was devastated by DIRK CHOLERA in a popular 1 minute uneven brawl.
ZAKAU was devastated by SOLACIA in a 1 minute mismatched match.
PELIS THE TRUE handily defeated HOFFA in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
ZANE GREY lost to M. CHARDINEE in a popular 1 minute gruesome duel.
MIKEL vanquished OLD SAILMAKER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
2 + 2 = 4 slimly won victory over KHALHUMS DWARF in a popular 5 minute brutal bout.
GAR & BRILL subdued ANGRY BOOKIE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody competition.
JUSTIN savagely defeated CAPTURED CUTPURSE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory match.
HOFFA was overcome by PHILTHRY in a popular 3 minute conflict.
HOFFA was vanquished by BONHAM in a action packed 1 minute mismatched bout.
ALOYICIUS viciously subdued COCKY SPECTATOR in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK 5 AIMED BLOW 2 - 0 - 0 100 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 PARRY-STRIKE 11 - 2 - 0 85 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-LUNGE 6 - 4 - 0 60 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 22 - 28 - 1 44 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 LUNGING ATTACK 7 - 9 - 0 44 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 WALL OF STEEL 18 - 25 - 0 42 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 BASHING ATTACK 11 - 19 - 0 37 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 11 - 20 - 0 35 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 1 TOTAL PARRY 2 - 18 - 0 10 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 633 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 3 2 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 BASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 2 1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 1 LUNGING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620 148 153 0 222 HIGHLANDERS (1341)
SLASHING ATTACK LENNON 5-4087 54 52 3 220 JOHNS (927)
PARRY-LUNGE MARK 5-4088 76 161 3 206 JOHNS (927)
BASHING ATTACK MEN WORKING 38-4189 85 249 1 196 JUST BECAUSE (1151)
LUNGING ATTACK ZAKAU 5-4623 68 70 0 195 JOHNS (927)
STRIKING ATTACK FATALITY 7-5820 37 24 0 173 BRUTAL LEGION (1335)
TOTAL PARRY 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190 59 175 1 149 JUST BECAUSE (1151)
PARRY-STRIKE PHILTHRY 42-2079 48 42 0 83 HIGHLANDERS (1341)
AIMED BLOW BONHAM 21-7738 17 9 1 74 MASTERS OF MELODY (1346)
The overall popularity leader is GAR & BRILL 38-4252. The most popular warrior this
turn was GAR & BRILL 38-4252. The ten other most popular fighters were PHILTHRY
42-2079, ALOYICIUS 6-5045, MARK 5-4088, PELIS THE TRUE 42-3469, MIKEL 6-6190, 2 + 2 =
4 38-4190, JUSTIN 6-6179, TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620, LENNON 5-4087, and BONHAM
21-7738.
The least popular fighter this week was HOFFA 5-4348. The other ten least popular
fighters were ZEUS 62-4010, SATCHEL 6-6215, HOFFA 5-4299, ZAKAU 5-4623, FATALITY
7-5820, HOFFA 5-4622, ZANE GREY 21-4810, CLIVE 6-5215, MEN WORKING 38-4189, and
BONHAM 21-7738.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
KALTOS(5) 2 4 0 SUNSET(21) 1 1 0 RODEKI(42) 3 0 0
TRANSEL(6) 3 2 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 2 1 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 0 1 0
BONSUR(7) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LENNON 5-4087 54 52 3 220 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
CLIVE 6-5215 59 63 5 198 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
FATALITY 7-5820 37 24 0 173 BRUTAL LEGION (1335) BONSUR
ZANE GREY 21-4810 55 90 2 138 AUTHORS (749) SUNSET
MEN WORKING 38-4189 85 249 1 196 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620 148 153 0 222 HIGHLANDERS (1341) RODEKI
ZEUS 62-4010 44 19 0 153 LEGION OF LEGEND (1305) VALAMANTIS