DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL Date : 05/03/2014 Duedate: 05/16/2014 DARKHOLM ARENA DM 104 TURN 635 RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K % 1-CHUCK'S PINU 1/1347 420 177 3 70.4 ROMAN EMPIRE 37/300 2 BRUTAL LEGIO 7/1335 59 51 0 53.6 OLD SCHOOL TOONS 36/1269 LEGION OF LEGEND 62/1305 7 JOHNS 5/927 1493 2696 26 35.6 3 MASTERS OF 21/1346 133 125 4 51.6 AUTHORS 21/749 4 HIGHLANDERS 42/1341 591 750 9 44.1 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151 5-ANIMAL PHAR 18/1348 101 133 2 43.2 THE LADY'S LIST 6/917 6 U.A.K. 38/313 65 115 1 36.1 WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 752): SANDBOX FURY of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 635): OOZING MY MIND of U PAY I SLAY 2 (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 757): THE BELL of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 729): SUN TREE of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 753): BLACK DEATH of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 748): ALBERT KING of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 757): GENFUL of TOLBIN'S BP (Tolbin, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 741): COUNT BLYTHE of THIRSTY THUGS (DMobster, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 743): HAMMER FINGER of STREET PIZZA (The Upright Man, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 742): MONTEREY JACK of ALL JACKED UP II (Pat Sajak, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 708): FEELING MINNESOTA of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 697): ENTEI of FIRE DECK (Destitute Noble, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 324): ISRAFEL of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 690): STUD of DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 641): FROG BELLY LINT of BATTLE FROGS 03-13 (Grimm, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 306): QUI GONG of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 299): RATTLER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 586): STREET RACER of PUBLIC NUISANCE (Padre, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 275): KID FUNKY FRIED of DEADLY RAGE (Var, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 634): TOLAIS DEEPHEART of HIGHLANDERS (She-Puppy, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 752): RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 635): THE RUNAROUND (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 757): FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 729): THE BAD BUNNIES (The Anarchist, mgr,) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 753): BIG SHOTS (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 748): MACINES OF WAR (Hollowshade, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 757): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 741): JAY-Z (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 743): STREET PIZZA (The Upright Man, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 742): NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 708): TOLBINS HIVE D (Tolbin, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 697): FIRE DECK (Destitute Noble, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 324): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 690): DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 641): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 307): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 299): ELDER GODS (Var, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 585): GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 275): BASH BROS ROADSIDE (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 634) CHUCK'S PINUPS (Chuck, mgr.) Recent Graduates ----------------- DM 4 JHELUM (turn 728): PETER RABBIT of THE BAD BUNNIES (The Anarchist, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 756): FLAPJACK of SHEWISH PICNIC (One Armed Bandit, mgr.) ATHELAS of TOLBIN'S BP (Tolbin, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 741): KRAKO of THE CLUB (Buri, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 742): BARRACUDAFED of ANIMAL PHARM (Manray, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 697): ENTEI of FIRE DECK (Destitute Noble, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 323): MALICE of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 641): MOONDARK of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 299): RATTLER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.) JOHNNY APPLESEED (A-Sop, mgr.) (turn 298): CHAGUA KORBIN of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 584): DANG LEN of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 275): VIRUS of BASH BROS MICROSOFT (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM Reflections by the Keeper of the Runeblade I still haven't planted the raspberries (which I hope to do later today) but I did plant some corn. Things I planted last year (raspberries, grapes, fruit trees) are showing signs of life after a long, extremely cold winter, and of course the rabbit invasion. I fought Lennon last time. He broke my quarterstaff, which isn't easy, so I had to finish the fight with my dagger. That was sort of exciting, because I did not want to get a personal feel Lennon's weapon, and daggers aren't as good for parrying as quarterstaves. And um... did I tell you I need to plant the raspberries? With best wishes, Tolais Deepheart REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER Hullo! According to Zontani Sharp Eyes, a seer warned that if exactly six died in duels this week, the place would be destroyed. But we're in luck! Nobody died -- whew! Tolais Deepheart is still our Keeper of the Runeblade, although it was a very close fight. TOLAIS DEEPHEART (42-1620) (149-153-0,233) of HIGHLANDERS fought MARK (5- 4088) (77-161-3,214) of JOHNS. TOLAIS DEEPHEART slimly won victory over MARK in a 3 minute Title fight. Ms. Deepheart remains our top-rated Wall of Steel. Very good try, Mark! May you have better luck next time. But you're still the top Parry- Lunger in this arena. LENNON (5-4087) (54-53-3,191) of JOHNS fought FATALITY (7-5820) (37-25-0,178) of BRUTAL LEGION. LENNON subdued FATALITY in an exciting 1 minute melee. Lennon remains our best-rated Slasher. And Fatality is our top Striker. ZAKAU (5-4623) (69-70-0,205) of JOHNS fought PELIS THE TRUE (42-3469) (48-67- 0,172) of HIGHLANDERS. ZAKAU overpowered PELIS THE TRUE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory mismatched duel. Zakau is our best Lunger, and he's almost back to a winning record. CLIVE (6-5215) (59-64-5,198) of THE LADY'S LIST fought DIRK CHOLERA (104-29) (80-50-4,250) of The Invincibles. CLIVE was overpowered by DIRK CHOLERA in a 2 minute mismatched match. Cholera is tough, no doubt about that. MEN WORKING (38-4189) (85-250-1,196) of JUST BECAUSE fought SOLACIA (104-24) (68-32-0,225) of The Invincibles. MEN WORKING was bested by SOLACIA in a popular 1 minute duel. As usual, Men Working is our top-rated basher and overall popularity Leader. SATCHEL (6-6215) (57-54-2,178) of THE LADY'S LIST fought FERMIUS THE GAUL (37- 1157) (35-15-0,104) of ROMAN EMPIRE. SATCHEL devastated FERMIUS THE GAUL in a 2 minute mismatched match. ZEUS (62-4010) (44-20-0,159) of LEGION OF LEGEND fought JUSTIN (6-6179) (42-66- 3,138) of THE LADY'S LIST. ZEUS overcame JUSTIN in an action packed 5 minute fight. ZANE GREY (21-4810) (56-90-2,155) of AUTHORS fought SHADOWMANE (104-28) (0-0- 0,200) of The Invincibles. ZANE GREY was vanquished by SHADOWMANE in an action packed 2 minute uneven duel. WUTDAHELL (38-2141) (26-17-1,169) of U.A.K. fought HOFFA (5-4299) (25-103-0,138) of JOHNS. WUTDAHELL overpowered HOFFA in a popular 1 minute uneven duel. MIKEL (6-6190) (47-58-3,132) of THE LADY'S LIST fought CASSIUS LONGINUS (37- 2247) (20-17-4,132) of ROMAN EMPIRE. MIKEL was overpowered by CASSIUS LONGINUS in a popular 1 minute uneven match. GAR & BRILL (38-4252) (97-174-2,129) of JUST BECAUSE fought M. CHARDINEE (104-8) (0-0-0,110) of The Invincibles. GAR & BRILL defeated M. CHARDINEE in an exciting 3 minute match. 2 + 2 = 4 (38-4190) (59-176-1,146) of JUST BECAUSE fought CAPTURED CUTPURSE (104-6) (0-0-0,130) of The Invincibles. 2 + 2 = 4 was bested by CAPTURED CUTPURSE in a crowd pleasing 5 minute conflict. The tiny equation is of course our best Total Parry. LUCIUS CATALINE (37-2371) (23-18-1,48) of ROMAN EMPIRE fought ALOYICIUS (6-5045) (36-69-2,49) of THE LADY'S LIST. LUCIUS CATALINE demolished ALOYICIUS in a 2 minute mismatched match. Mr. Cataline is our best Parry-Riposte. HOFFA (5-4622) (44-95-0,15) of JOHNS fought BONHAM (21-7738) (17-9-1,74) of MASTERS OF MELODY. HOFFA was savagely defeated by BONHAM in a 2 minute bloody conflict. Bonham is our most dangerous Aimed Blow. OLIVE OYL (36-5622) (19-8-0,63) of OLD SCHOOL TOONS fought HOFFA (5-4348) (27- 166-0,47) of JOHNS. OLIVE OYL was narrowly defeated by HOFFA in a popular 4 minute duel. PHILTHRY (42-2079) (49-42-0,85) of HIGHLANDERS fought INKEEPER'S SON (104-4) (15-15-0,40) of The Invincibles. PHILTHRY was bested by INKEEPER'S SON in an action packed 3 minute duel. And despite this embarrassing loss, Philthry is still our top Parry-Striker. And that, I believe, is that. Have a fine two weeks as this late spring hurries toward summer. Malic of Talcama KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620 150 153 241 HIGHLANDERS (1341) RODEKI GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY ZAKAU 5-4623 70 70 209 JOHNS (927) KALTOS MEN WORKING 38-4189 85 251 1 201 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME LENNON 5-4087 55 53 3 200 JOHNS (927) KALTOS MARK 5-4088 77 162 3 198 JOHNS (927) KALTOS CLIVE 6-5215 59 65 5 197 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY SATCHEL 6-6215 58 54 2 180 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL FATALITY 7-5820 37 26 177 BRUTAL LEGION (1335) BONSUR GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY WUTDAHELL 38-2141 27 17 1 172 U.A.K. (313) CLIFFHOME PELIS THE TRUE 42-3469 48 68 169 HIGHLANDERS (1341) RODEKI ZEUS 62-4010 45 20 161 LEGION OF LEGEND (1305) VALAMANTIS ZANE GREY 21-4810 56 91 2 157 AUTHORS (749) SUNSET GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY JUSTIN 6-6179 42 67 3 147 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL CASSIUS LONGINUS 37-2247 21 17 4 143 ROMAN EMPIRE (300) SIBIKHAS HOFFA 5-4299 25 104 139 JOHNS (927) KALTOS 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190 59 177 1 134 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME GAR & BRILL 38-4252 98 174 2 132 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME MIKEL 6-6190 47 59 3 123 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL FERMIUS THE GAUL 37-1157 35 16 114 ROMAN EMPIRE (300) SIBIKHAS GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY BONHAM 21-7738 18 9 1 76 MASTERS OF MELODY (1346) SUNSET HOFFA 5-4348 28 166 69 JOHNS (927) KALTOS -PENGUINICILLIN 18-7224 17 15 1 67 ANIMAL PHARM (1348) TALCAMA PHILTHRY 42-2079 49 43 60 HIGHLANDERS (1341) RODEKI LUCIUS CATALINE 37-2371 24 18 1 60 ROMAN EMPIRE (300) SIBIKHAS -SANDRA DEE 1-7237 17 5 56 CHUCK'S PINUPS (1347) MORDANT OLIVE OYL 36-5622 19 9 53 OLD SCHOOL TOONS (1269) JHANS -BARRACUDAFED 18-7627 14 8 2 52 ANIMAL PHARM (1348) TALCAMA ALOYICIUS 6-5045 36 70 2 40 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL HOFFA 5-4622 44 96 27 JOHNS (927) KALTOS '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE Lennon -- Ah well. I would like someone else to have a turn up here, but if it doesn't happen, thus is life. That was a good try though. -- Tolais Deepheart P.S. Time to change your train; congratulations on that! Hoffa 5-4299 -- You would probably fight better if you had, um... if you were actually a man. -- Pelis the True Hoffa 27-165 -- I don't think I've seen you around here before. Did you just come to the Isle recently? -- Philthry LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS TOLAIS DEEPHEART slimly won victory over MARK in a 3 minute Title fight. LENNON subdued FATALITY in a exciting 1 minute melee. ZAKAU overpowered PELIS THE TRUE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory mismatched duel. CLIVE was overpowered by DIRK CHOLERA in a 2 minute mismatched match. MEN WORKING was bested by SOLACIA in a popular 1 minute duel. SATCHEL devastated FERMIUS THE GAUL in a 2 minute mismatched match. ZEUS overcame JUSTIN in a action packed 5 minute fight. ZANE GREY was vanquished by SHADOWMANE in a action packed 2 minute uneven duel. WUTDAHELL overpowered HOFFA in a popular 1 minute uneven duel. MIKEL was overpowered by CASSIUS LONGINUS in a popular 1 minute uneven match. GAR & BRILL defeated M. CHARDINEE in a exciting 3 minute match. 2 + 2 = 4 was bested by CAPTURED CUTPURSE in a crowd pleasing 5 minute conflict. LUCIUS CATALINE demolished ALOYICIUS in a 2 minute mismatched match. HOFFA was savagely defeated by BONHAM in a 2 minute bloody conflict. OLIVE OYL was narrowly defeated by HOFFA in a popular 4 minute duel. PHILTHRY was bested by INKEEPER'S SON in a action packed 3 minute duel. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |SLASHING ATTACK 6 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 - 0 100 | |STRIKING ATTACK 5 AIMED BLOW 3 - 0 - 0 100 | |WALL OF STEEL 4 PARRY-STRIKE 10 - 2 - 0 83 | |BASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-LUNGE 6 - 4 - 0 60 | |TOTAL PARRY 3 LUNGING ATTACK 8 - 6 - 0 57 | |AIMED BLOW 1 WALL OF STEEL 18 - 24 - 0 43 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 SLASHING ATTACK 21 - 30 - 1 41 | |LUNGING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 13 - 20 - 0 39 | |PARRY-LUNGE 1 BASHING ATTACK 11 - 19 - 0 37 | |PARRY-STRIKE 1 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 20 - 0 5 | Turn 635 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 4 3 SLASHING ATTACK PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 2 WALL OF STEEL LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 BASHING ATTACK WALL OF STEEL 3 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 3 2 STRIKING ATTACK STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 2 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 3 1 LUNGING ATTACK 1 PARRY-LUNGE TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME WALL OF STEEL TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620 150 153 0 241 HIGHLANDERS (1341) LUNGING ATTACK ZAKAU 5-4623 70 70 0 209 JOHNS (927) BASHING ATTACK MEN WORKING 38-4189 85 251 1 201 JUST BECAUSE (1151) SLASHING ATTACK LENNON 5-4087 55 53 3 200 JOHNS (927) PARRY-LUNGE MARK 5-4088 77 162 3 198 JOHNS (927) STRIKING ATTACK FATALITY 7-5820 37 26 0 177 BRUTAL LEGION (1335) TOTAL PARRY 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190 59 177 1 134 JUST BECAUSE (1151) AIMED BLOW BONHAM 21-7738 18 9 1 76 MASTERS OF MELODY (1346) PARRY-STRIKE PHILTHRY 42-2079 49 43 0 60 HIGHLANDERS (1341) PARRY-RIPOSTE LUCIUS CATALINE 37-2371 24 18 1 60 ROMAN EMPIRE (300) The overall popularity leader is MEN WORKING 38-4189. The most popular warrior this turn was JUSTIN 6-6179. The ten other most popular fighters were OLIVE OYL 36-5622, MARK 5-4088, TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620, GAR & BRILL 38-4252, HOFFA 5-4348, PHILTHRY 42-2079, ZAKAU 5-4623, WUTDAHELL 38-2141, 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190, and SATCHEL 6-6215. The least popular fighter this week was ALOYICIUS 6-5045. The other ten least popular fighters were MIKEL 6-6190, HOFFA 5-4299, MEN WORKING 38-4189, PELIS THE TRUE 42-3469, HOFFA 5-4622, FERMIUS THE GAUL 37-1157, CLIVE 6-5215, FATALITY 7-5820, LUCIUS CATALINE 37-2371, and CASSIUS LONGINUS 37-2247. Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K KALTOS(5) 3 3 0 SUNSET(21) 1 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 2 2 0 TRANSEL(6) 1 4 0 JHANS(36) 0 1 0 RODEKI(42) 1 2 0 BONSUR(7) 0 1 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 2 1 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 1 0 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY ZAKAU 5-4623 70 70 0 209 JOHNS (927) KALTOS CLIVE 6-5215 59 65 5 197 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL FATALITY 7-5820 37 26 0 177 BRUTAL LEGION (1335) BONSUR ZANE GREY 21-4810 56 91 2 157 AUTHORS (749) SUNSET OLIVE OYL 36-5622 19 9 0 53 OLD SCHOOL TOONS (1269) JHANS CASSIUS LONGINUS 37-2247 21 17 4 143 ROMAN EMPIRE (300) SIBIKHAS MEN WORKING 38-4189 85 251 1 201 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620 150 153 0 241 HIGHLANDERS (1341) RODEKI ZEUS 62-4010 45 20 0 161 LEGION OF LEGEND (1305) VALAMANTIS