DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL Date : 09/06/2014 Duedate: 09/19/2014 DARKHOLM ARENA DM 104 TURN 644 RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K % 1 TOON INN 21/1355 468 186 4 71.6 4 THE MENTORS 10/408 147 145 4 50.3 THOSE WHO RULE 12/1352 MASTERS OF MELODY 21/1346 GLAD TO MEAT YOU 41/1359 THE MENTORS' TOY BOX 10/1350 2 MY EX-WIFE 2/372 230 157 3 59.4 5 HIGHLANDERS 42/1341 608 760 10 44.4 MY MAIN MEN 11/379 6-RENEGADES II 5/506 32 57 0 36.0 MY MAIN MEN 84/1363 FEMMES FATAL 18/734 A PROPER SALUTE 84/1364 MYSTIK RAINBOW 55/1366 DEALER'S CHOICE 42/1360 7 JOHNS 5/927 1531 2777 27 35.5 IN THE LONG RUN 84/1367 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151 3 BRUTAL LEGIO 7/1335 65 63 0 50.8 THE LADY'S LIST 6/917 LEGION OF LEGEND 62/1305 WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 761): DOMESTIC DERVISH of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 644): OOZING MY MIND of YOU PAY I SLAY 2 (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 766): JURY DUTY of MAJOR BUMMER (Coach, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 738): FLOPSY of THE BAD BUNNIES (The Anarchist, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 762): PULPER of HISTORICAL KOLACT (Nomad, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 757): CRUSADER of MACHINES OF WAR (Hollowshade, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 766): DRAGON FRUIT of SHEWISH PICNIC (One Armed Bandit) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 750): NOVA CAT of EMPIRE (?, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 752): RAIN MAN of THE MENTORS (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 751): PACE VENTURA of PACE INVADERS (Pacemaker, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 717): KERN of ORDER (Otto X, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 706): VORONSAL MAUR of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 329): DUCK WITH SWORDS of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 699): 21 of DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 650): MOLOTOV of VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 310): DYSLEXIC EDITOR of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 303): RED RED WINE of HANGOVERS (Crip, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 595): LON OLBERT of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 280): LEPER MESSIAH of DEADLY RAGE (Var, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 643): KING OF DARKHOLM of THOSE WHO RULE (Alfredo Frothingslosh, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 761): RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 644): THE RUNAROUND (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 766): FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 738): THE BAD BUNNIES (The Anarchist, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 762): BIG SHOTS (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 757): LIKE IT! (Mr. Gusto, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 766): SHEWISH PICNIC (One Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 750): THE MENTORS (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 752): HELP WANTED (Bill, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 751): PACE INVADER (Pacemaker, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 717): STILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 706): SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 329): DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 699): DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 650): CHUCK'S PINUPS (Alfredo Frothingslosh, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 310): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 303): HANGOVERS (Crip, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 595): STRIKER FORCE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 280): BASH BROS REMOTE (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 643): TOON INN et al (Alfredo Frothingslosh, mgr.) Recent Graduates ----------------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 760): FIANNA QUINN of LOW ROAD 3 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 737): COTTONBALL of THE BAD BUNNIES (The Anarchist, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 762): HIGHWAY GAMBLER of IT'S ALL OVER NOW (?, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 757): CRUSADER of MACHINES OF WAR (Hollowshade, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 765): MAIDEN HAIR PASTA of SHEWISH PICNIC (One Armed Bandit) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 750): NOVA CAT of EMPIRE (?, mgr.) JHAARAN of THE HOLY LEGION (Dameon Darkheart, mgr.) COUNT BLYTHE of THIRSTY THUGS (DMobster, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 751): PACE VENTURA of PACE INVADERS (Pacemaker, mgr.) IXION of BLOOD AND SAND (Deep Thought, mgr.) (turn 750): SOCRATES OF SHRED of D.R.I. (Var, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 716): ALOYSIUS THE BEAR of MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (Storm Lord, mgr.) 20TH CENTURY FOX of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 706): VORONSAL MAUR of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.) (turn 705): ASH of SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 328): ISRAFEL of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 698): STUD of DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 303): RED RED WINE of HANGOVERS (Crip, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 594): STREET RACER of PUBLIC NUISANCE (Padre, mgr.) REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER Hullo! Malic here, as usual. Darkholm had fourteen fights today, five of them challenges. NO LIMIT HOLD-EM (42-2887) (32-17-2,201) of DEALER'S CHOICE challenged JUSTIN (6-6179) (45-72-4,203) of THE LADY'S LIST. NO LIMIT HOLD-EM bested JUSTIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge fight. Mr. Hold-Em is the top-ranked Parry-Lunge, while Justin is our top Slasher. ADOLPH EICHMANN (84-37835) (29-23-0,122) of MY MAIN MEN challenged MIKEL (6- 6190) (52-62-3,139) of THE LADY'S LIST. ADOLPH EICHMANN was viciously subdued by MIKEL in a 2 minute Challenge battle. GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE (21-7642) (22-2-0,101) of TOON INN challenged FATALITY (7- 5820) (38-33-0,126) of BRUTAL LEGION. GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE was overpowered by FATALITY in a 1 minute Challenge duel. Fatality is still our top-rated Striker. OMAHA (42-4796) (19-7-1,57) of DEALER'S CHOICE challenged HOFFA (5-4348) (30- 172-0,69) of JOHNS. OMAHA was devastated by HOFFA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight. KODICROME (84-37861) (14-9-1,52) of IN THE LONG RUN challenged HOFFA (5-4622) (45-103-0,38) of JOHNS. KODICROME was subdued by HOFFA in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Challenge competition. KING OF DARKHOLM (12-4856) (58-43-1,285) of THOSE WHO RULE fought PELIS THE TRUE (42-3469) (53-71-1,275) of HIGHLANDERS. KING OF DARKHOLM won victory over PELIS THE TRUE in a 1 minute Title fight. Retaining his title, Mr. Darkholm is also our highest-ranked Lunger. BORF (84-37868) (28-24-0,219) of A PROPER SALUTE fought ZAKAU (5-4623) (72-76- 0,197) of JOHNS. BORF was devastated by ZAKAU in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match. STRAP ON (10-5254) (31-22-1,192) of THE MENTORS' TOY BOX fought LENNON (5-4087) (57-59-3,178) of JOHNS. STRAP ON overpowered LENNON in a 1 minute uneven melee. PROFESSOR GRIM (10-2613) (38-35-0,195) of THE MENTORS fought SATCHEL (6-6215) (62-58-2,165) of THE LADY'S LIST. PROFESSOR GRIM vanquished SATCHEL in a popular 1 minute uneven duel. TOLAIS DEEPHEART (42-1620) (154-157-0,197) of HIGHLANDERS fought CLIVE (6-5215) (64-68-5,189) of THE LADY'S LIST. TOLAIS DEEPHEART vanquished CLIVE in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel. Ms. Deepheart is our best Wall of Steel. ZEUS (62-4010) (48-25-0,164) of LEGION OF LEGEND fought 2 + 2 = 4 (38-4190) (59- 185-1,131) of JUST BECAUSE. ZEUS outlasted 2 + 2 = 4 in a popular 7 minute melee. Not surprisingly, the equation is still our best Total Parry. Or maybe it is surprising, given that 2 + 2 has three times as many losses as wins. HOFFA (5-4299) (28-109-0,135) of JOHNS fought BONHAM (21-7738) (21-13-1,94) of MASTERS OF MELODY. HOFFA was defeated by BONHAM in an exciting 1 minute match. Bonham is our premier Aimed Blow. PORTERHOUSE ARREST (41-4059) (41-27-1,86) of GLAD TO MEAT YOU fought HILLARY (10-6261) (17-15-0,75) of THE MENTORS. PORTERHOUSE ARREST slimly won victory over HILLARY in a 2 minute conflict. PHILTHRY (42-2079) (55-45-0,88) of HIGHLANDERS fought ALOYICIUS (6-5045) (37-77- 2,71) of THE LADY'S LIST. PHILTHRY subdued ALOYICIUS in a popular 1 minute brawl. Philthry is our top-ranked Parry-Strike. One of the Hoffas, but I don't know which one, was the most challenged fighter this turn. That's it. I'm not very inspired tonight. Have a good two weeks, and I hope you're having cooler weather. Malic of Talcama KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY KING OF DARKHOLM 12-4856 59 43 1 290 THOSE WHO RULE (1352) RIZTAB GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY ZAKAU 5-4623 73 76 212 JOHNS (927) KALTOS GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY -RICHARD RAMIREZ 11-2325 47 40 208 MY MAIN MEN (379) ARUAK CITY NO LIMIT HOLD-EM 42-2887 33 17 2 207 DEALER'S CHOICE (1360) RODEKI TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620 155 157 206 HIGHLANDERS (1341) RODEKI JUSTIN 6-6179 45 73 4 200 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL PROFESSOR GRIM 10-2613 39 35 200 THE MENTORS (408) KOLACT PELIS THE TRUE 42-3469 53 72 1 199 HIGHLANDERS (1341) RODEKI STRAP ON 10-5254 32 22 1 198 THE MENTORS' TOY BOX (1350)KOLACT -P.M.S. 2-2716 38 38 1 194 MY EX-WIFE (372) NIANIA BORF 84-37868 28 25 188 A PROPER SALUTE (1364) BLACKSTONE -SLOW BURN 5-3056 34 22 183 RENEGADES II (506) KALTOS CLIVE 6-5215 64 69 5 181 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY LENNON 5-4087 57 60 3 175 JOHNS (927) KALTOS ZEUS 62-4010 49 25 166 LEGION OF LEGEND (1305) VALAMANTIS SATCHEL 6-6215 62 59 2 164 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL -SATIN SHEETS 5-3120 27 19 156 RENEGADES II (506) KALTOS GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY -SEX KITTEN 18-4058 30 20 1 149 FEMMES FATAL (734) TALCAMA MIKEL 6-6190 53 62 3 146 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190 59 186 1 141 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY FATALITY 7-5820 39 33 140 BRUTAL LEGION (1335) BONSUR BONHAM 21-7738 22 13 1 123 MASTERS OF MELODY (1346) SUNSET ADOLPH EICHMANN 84-37835 29 24 122 MY MAIN MEN (1363) BLACKSTONE HOFFA 5-4299 28 110 111 JOHNS (927) KALTOS GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE 21-7642 22 3 99 TOON INN (1355) SUNSET PORTERHOUSE ARREST 41-4059 42 27 1 92 GLAD TO MEAT YOU (1359) KATI-TEI GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY PHILTHRY 42-2079 56 45 90 HIGHLANDERS (1341) RODEKI -STUD 42-4775 28 4 1 89 DEALER'S CHOICE (1360) RODEKI HOFFA 5-4348 31 172 82 JOHNS (927) KALTOS HILLARY 10-6261 17 16 78 THE MENTORS (408) KOLACT ALOYICIUS 6-5045 37 78 2 74 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL HOFFA 5-4622 46 103 54 JOHNS (927) KALTOS OMAHA 42-4796 19 8 1 50 DEALER'S CHOICE (1360) RODEKI KODICROME 84-37861 14 10 1 43 IN THE LONG RUN (1367) BLACKSTONE '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE Strap On -- I'm glad I was able to teach you a thing or two. That was an interesting fight. -- Pelis the True King of Darkholm -- Hmm. You're really elusive, or maybe you just seemed that way after I got conked on the head a few times. Anyway, it was an exciting fight. And I'm glad I don't have to write a column. -- Tolais Deepheart Hoffa 5-4348 -- That was kind of... not amazing. I don't believe you've hit your stride yet. -- Philthry LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS NO LIMIT HOLD-EM bested JUSTIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge fight. ADOLPH EICHMANN was viciously subdued by MIKEL in a 2 minute Challenge battle. GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE was overpowered by FATALITY in a 1 minute Challenge duel. OMAHA was devastated by HOFFA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight. KODICROME was subdued by HOFFA in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Challenge competition. KING OF DARKHOLM won victory over PELIS THE TRUE in a 1 minute Title fight. BORF was devastated by ZAKAU in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match. STRAP ON overpowered LENNON in a 1 minute uneven melee. PROFESSOR GRIM vanquished SATCHEL in a popular 1 minute uneven duel. TOLAIS DEEPHEART vanquished CLIVE in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel. ZEUS outlasted 2 + 2 = 4 in a popular 7 minute melee. HOFFA was defeated by BONHAM in a exciting 1 minute match. PORTERHOUSE ARREST slimly won victory over HILLARY in a 2 minute conflict. PHILTHRY subdued ALOYICIUS in a popular 1 minute brawl. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |SLASHING ATTACK 7 LUNGING ATTACK 37 - 19 - 0 66 | |LUNGING ATTACK 5 PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 - 4 - 0 64 | |WALL OF STEEL 5 PARRY-STRIKE 8 - 5 - 0 62 | |AIMED BLOW 2 PARRY-LUNGE 19 - 14 - 0 58 | |PARRY-LUNGE 2 AIMED BLOW 12 - 11 - 1 52 | |STRIKING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 19 - 19 - 0 50 | |TOTAL PARRY 2 SLASHING ATTACK 39 - 41 - 1 49 | |BASHING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 21 - 30 - 0 41 | |PARRY-STRIKE 1 BASHING ATTACK 7 - 19 - 1 27 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 TOTAL PARRY 6 - 20 - 0 23 | Turn 644 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 4 4 SLASHING ATTACK LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 3 LUNGING ATTACK WALL OF STEEL 3 - 2 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 2 PARRY-LUNGE AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME LUNGING ATTACK KING OF DARKHOLM 12-4856 59 43 1 290 THOSE WHO RULE (1352) PARRY-LUNGE NO LIMIT HOLD-EM 42-2887 33 17 2 207 DEALER'S CHOICE (1360) WALL OF STEEL TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620 155 157 0 206 HIGHLANDERS (1341) SLASHING ATTACK JUSTIN 6-6179 45 73 4 200 THE LADY'S LIST (917) BASHING ATTACK PELIS THE TRUE 42-3469 53 72 1 199 HIGHLANDERS (1341) TOTAL PARRY 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190 59 186 1 141 JUST BECAUSE (1151) STRIKING ATTACK FATALITY 7-5820 39 33 0 140 BRUTAL LEGION (1335) AIMED BLOW BONHAM 21-7738 22 13 1 123 MASTERS OF MELODY (1346) PARRY-STRIKE PHILTHRY 42-2079 56 45 0 90 HIGHLANDERS (1341) The overall popularity leader is TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620. The most popular warrior this turn was KODICROME 84--27675. The ten other most popular fighters were MIKEL 6-6190, PORTERHOUSE ARREST 41-4059, BONHAM 21-7738, HOFFA 5-4622, ZEUS 62-4010, 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190, HILLARY 10-6261, ZAKAU 5-4623, ALOYICIUS 6-5045, and NO LIMIT HOLD-EM 42-2887. The least popular fighter this week was LENNON 5-4087. The other ten least popular fighters were SATCHEL 6-6215, BORF 84--27668, PELIS THE TRUE 42-3469, OMAHA 42-4796, GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE 21-7642, HOFFA 5-4299, CLIVE 6-5215, STRAP ON 10-5254, KING OF DARKHOLM 12-4856, and HOFFA 5-4348. Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K KALTOS(5) 3 2 0 RIZTAB(12) 1 0 0 RODEKI(42) 3 2 0 TRANSEL(6) 1 4 0 SUNSET(21) 1 1 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 1 0 0 BONSUR(7) 1 0 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 BLACKSTONE(84) 0 3 0 KOLACT(10) 2 1 0 KATI-TEI(41) 1 0 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY ZAKAU 5-4623 73 76 0 212 JOHNS (927) KALTOS JUSTIN 6-6179 45 73 4 200 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL FATALITY 7-5820 39 33 0 140 BRUTAL LEGION (1335) BONSUR PROFESSOR GRIM 10-2613 39 35 0 200 THE MENTORS (408) KOLACT KING OF DARKHOLM 12-4856 59 43 1 290 THOSE WHO RULE (1352) RIZTAB BONHAM 21-7738 22 13 1 123 MASTERS OF MELODY (1346) SUNSET TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190 59 186 1 141 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME PORTERHOUSE ARREST 41-4059 42 27 1 92 GLAD TO MEAT YOU (1359) KATI-TEI NO LIMIT HOLD-EM 42-2887 33 17 2 207 DEALER'S CHOICE (1360) RODEKI ZEUS 62-4010 49 25 0 166 LEGION OF LEGEND (1305) VALAMANTIS BORF 84--27668 28 25 0 188 A PROPER SALUTE (1364) BLACKSTONE