DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL
Date : 09/06/2014 Duedate: 09/19/2014
DARKHOLM ARENA
DM 104 TURN 644
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 TOON INN 21/1355 468 186 4 71.6 4 THE MENTORS 10/408 147 145 4 50.3
THOSE WHO RULE 12/1352 MASTERS OF MELODY 21/1346
GLAD TO MEAT YOU 41/1359 THE MENTORS' TOY BOX 10/1350
2 MY EX-WIFE 2/372 230 157 3 59.4 5 HIGHLANDERS 42/1341 608 760 10 44.4
MY MAIN MEN 11/379 6-RENEGADES II 5/506 32 57 0 36.0
MY MAIN MEN 84/1363 FEMMES FATAL 18/734
A PROPER SALUTE 84/1364 MYSTIK RAINBOW 55/1366
DEALER'S CHOICE 42/1360 7 JOHNS 5/927 1531 2777 27 35.5
IN THE LONG RUN 84/1367 JUST BECAUSE 38/1151
3 BRUTAL LEGIO 7/1335 65 63 0 50.8 THE LADY'S LIST 6/917
LEGION OF LEGEND 62/1305
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 761): DOMESTIC DERVISH of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 644): OOZING MY MIND of YOU PAY I SLAY 2 (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 766): JURY DUTY of MAJOR BUMMER (Coach, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 738): FLOPSY of THE BAD BUNNIES (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 762): PULPER of HISTORICAL KOLACT (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 757): CRUSADER of MACHINES OF WAR (Hollowshade, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 766): DRAGON FRUIT of SHEWISH PICNIC (One Armed Bandit)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 750): NOVA CAT of EMPIRE (?, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 752): RAIN MAN of THE MENTORS (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 751): PACE VENTURA of PACE INVADERS (Pacemaker, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 717): KERN of ORDER (Otto X, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 706): VORONSAL MAUR of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 329): DUCK WITH SWORDS of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 699): 21 of DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 650): MOLOTOV of VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 310): DYSLEXIC EDITOR of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 303): RED RED WINE of HANGOVERS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 595): LON OLBERT of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 280): LEPER MESSIAH of DEADLY RAGE (Var, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 643): KING OF DARKHOLM of THOSE WHO RULE
(Alfredo Frothingslosh, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 761): RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 644): THE RUNAROUND (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 766): FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 738): THE BAD BUNNIES (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 762): BIG SHOTS (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 757): LIKE IT! (Mr. Gusto, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 766): SHEWISH PICNIC (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 750): THE MENTORS (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 752): HELP WANTED (Bill, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 751): PACE INVADER (Pacemaker, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 717): STILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 706): SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 329): DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 699): DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 650): CHUCK'S PINUPS (Alfredo Frothingslosh, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 310): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 303): HANGOVERS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 595): STRIKER FORCE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 280): BASH BROS REMOTE (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 643): TOON INN et al (Alfredo Frothingslosh, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 760): FIANNA QUINN of LOW ROAD 3 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 737): COTTONBALL of THE BAD BUNNIES (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 762): HIGHWAY GAMBLER of IT'S ALL OVER NOW (?, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 757): CRUSADER of MACHINES OF WAR (Hollowshade, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 765): MAIDEN HAIR PASTA of SHEWISH PICNIC (One Armed Bandit)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 750): NOVA CAT of EMPIRE (?, mgr.)
JHAARAN of THE HOLY LEGION (Dameon Darkheart, mgr.)
COUNT BLYTHE of THIRSTY THUGS (DMobster, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 751): PACE VENTURA of PACE INVADERS (Pacemaker, mgr.)
IXION of BLOOD AND SAND (Deep Thought, mgr.)
(turn 750): SOCRATES OF SHRED of D.R.I. (Var, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 716): ALOYSIUS THE BEAR of MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (Storm Lord, mgr.)
20TH CENTURY FOX of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 706): VORONSAL MAUR of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
(turn 705): ASH of SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 328): ISRAFEL of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 698): STUD of DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 303): RED RED WINE of HANGOVERS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 594): STREET RACER of PUBLIC NUISANCE (Padre, mgr.)
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hullo!
Malic here, as usual. Darkholm had fourteen fights today, five of them challenges.
NO LIMIT HOLD-EM (42-2887) (32-17-2,201) of DEALER'S CHOICE challenged JUSTIN
(6-6179) (45-72-4,203) of THE LADY'S LIST. NO LIMIT HOLD-EM bested JUSTIN in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute Challenge fight. Mr. Hold-Em is the top-ranked Parry-Lunge, while
Justin is our top Slasher.
ADOLPH EICHMANN (84-37835) (29-23-0,122) of MY MAIN MEN challenged MIKEL (6-
6190) (52-62-3,139) of THE LADY'S LIST. ADOLPH EICHMANN was viciously subdued by
MIKEL in a 2 minute Challenge battle.
GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE (21-7642) (22-2-0,101) of TOON INN challenged FATALITY (7-
5820) (38-33-0,126) of BRUTAL LEGION. GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE was overpowered by
FATALITY in a 1 minute Challenge duel. Fatality is still our top-rated Striker.
OMAHA (42-4796) (19-7-1,57) of DEALER'S CHOICE challenged HOFFA (5-4348) (30-
172-0,69) of JOHNS. OMAHA was devastated by HOFFA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge
fight.
KODICROME (84-37861) (14-9-1,52) of IN THE LONG RUN challenged HOFFA (5-4622)
(45-103-0,38) of JOHNS. KODICROME was subdued by HOFFA in a crowd pleasing 4 minute
Challenge competition.
KING OF DARKHOLM (12-4856) (58-43-1,285) of THOSE WHO RULE fought PELIS THE TRUE
(42-3469) (53-71-1,275) of HIGHLANDERS. KING OF DARKHOLM won victory over PELIS THE
TRUE in a 1 minute Title fight. Retaining his title, Mr. Darkholm is also our
highest-ranked Lunger.
BORF (84-37868) (28-24-0,219) of A PROPER SALUTE fought ZAKAU (5-4623) (72-76-
0,197) of JOHNS. BORF was devastated by ZAKAU in a crowd pleasing 1 minute
mismatched match.
STRAP ON (10-5254) (31-22-1,192) of THE MENTORS' TOY BOX fought LENNON (5-4087)
(57-59-3,178) of JOHNS. STRAP ON overpowered LENNON in a 1 minute uneven melee.
PROFESSOR GRIM (10-2613) (38-35-0,195) of THE MENTORS fought SATCHEL (6-6215)
(62-58-2,165) of THE LADY'S LIST. PROFESSOR GRIM vanquished SATCHEL in a popular 1
minute uneven duel.
TOLAIS DEEPHEART (42-1620) (154-157-0,197) of HIGHLANDERS fought CLIVE (6-5215)
(64-68-5,189) of THE LADY'S LIST. TOLAIS DEEPHEART vanquished CLIVE in a popular 1
minute one-sided duel. Ms. Deepheart is our best Wall of Steel.
ZEUS (62-4010) (48-25-0,164) of LEGION OF LEGEND fought 2 + 2 = 4 (38-4190) (59-
185-1,131) of JUST BECAUSE. ZEUS outlasted 2 + 2 = 4 in a popular 7 minute melee.
Not surprisingly, the equation is still our best Total Parry. Or maybe it is
surprising, given that 2 + 2 has three times as many losses as wins.
HOFFA (5-4299) (28-109-0,135) of JOHNS fought BONHAM (21-7738) (21-13-1,94) of
MASTERS OF MELODY. HOFFA was defeated by BONHAM in an exciting 1 minute match.
Bonham is our premier Aimed Blow.
PORTERHOUSE ARREST (41-4059) (41-27-1,86) of GLAD TO MEAT YOU fought HILLARY
(10-6261) (17-15-0,75) of THE MENTORS. PORTERHOUSE ARREST slimly won victory over
HILLARY in a 2 minute conflict.
PHILTHRY (42-2079) (55-45-0,88) of HIGHLANDERS fought ALOYICIUS (6-5045) (37-77-
2,71) of THE LADY'S LIST. PHILTHRY subdued ALOYICIUS in a popular 1 minute brawl.
Philthry is our top-ranked Parry-Strike.
One of the Hoffas, but I don't know which one, was the most challenged fighter
this turn.
That's it. I'm not very inspired tonight. Have a good two weeks, and I hope
you're having cooler weather.
Malic of Talcama
KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KING OF DARKHOLM 12-4856 59 43 1 290 THOSE WHO RULE (1352) RIZTAB
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ZAKAU 5-4623 73 76 212 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-RICHARD RAMIREZ 11-2325 47 40 208 MY MAIN MEN (379) ARUAK CITY
NO LIMIT HOLD-EM 42-2887 33 17 2 207 DEALER'S CHOICE (1360) RODEKI
TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620 155 157 206 HIGHLANDERS (1341) RODEKI
JUSTIN 6-6179 45 73 4 200 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
PROFESSOR GRIM 10-2613 39 35 200 THE MENTORS (408) KOLACT
PELIS THE TRUE 42-3469 53 72 1 199 HIGHLANDERS (1341) RODEKI
STRAP ON 10-5254 32 22 1 198 THE MENTORS' TOY BOX (1350)KOLACT
-P.M.S. 2-2716 38 38 1 194 MY EX-WIFE (372) NIANIA
BORF 84-37868 28 25 188 A PROPER SALUTE (1364) BLACKSTONE
-SLOW BURN 5-3056 34 22 183 RENEGADES II (506) KALTOS
CLIVE 6-5215 64 69 5 181 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LENNON 5-4087 57 60 3 175 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
ZEUS 62-4010 49 25 166 LEGION OF LEGEND (1305) VALAMANTIS
SATCHEL 6-6215 62 59 2 164 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
-SATIN SHEETS 5-3120 27 19 156 RENEGADES II (506) KALTOS
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-SEX KITTEN 18-4058 30 20 1 149 FEMMES FATAL (734) TALCAMA
MIKEL 6-6190 53 62 3 146 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
2 + 2 = 4 38-4190 59 186 1 141 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FATALITY 7-5820 39 33 140 BRUTAL LEGION (1335) BONSUR
BONHAM 21-7738 22 13 1 123 MASTERS OF MELODY (1346) SUNSET
ADOLPH EICHMANN 84-37835 29 24 122 MY MAIN MEN (1363) BLACKSTONE
HOFFA 5-4299 28 110 111 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE 21-7642 22 3 99 TOON INN (1355) SUNSET
PORTERHOUSE ARREST 41-4059 42 27 1 92 GLAD TO MEAT YOU (1359) KATI-TEI
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PHILTHRY 42-2079 56 45 90 HIGHLANDERS (1341) RODEKI
-STUD 42-4775 28 4 1 89 DEALER'S CHOICE (1360) RODEKI
HOFFA 5-4348 31 172 82 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
HILLARY 10-6261 17 16 78 THE MENTORS (408) KOLACT
ALOYICIUS 6-5045 37 78 2 74 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
HOFFA 5-4622 46 103 54 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
OMAHA 42-4796 19 8 1 50 DEALER'S CHOICE (1360) RODEKI
KODICROME 84-37861 14 10 1 43 IN THE LONG RUN (1367) BLACKSTONE
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Strap On -- I'm glad I was able to teach you a thing or two. That was an interesting
fight. -- Pelis the True
King of Darkholm -- Hmm. You're really elusive, or maybe you just seemed that way
after I got conked on the head a few times. Anyway, it was an exciting fight. And
I'm glad I don't have to write a column. -- Tolais Deepheart
Hoffa 5-4348 -- That was kind of... not amazing. I don't believe you've hit your
stride yet. -- Philthry
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
NO LIMIT HOLD-EM bested JUSTIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge fight.
ADOLPH EICHMANN was viciously subdued by MIKEL in a 2 minute Challenge battle.
GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE was overpowered by FATALITY in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
OMAHA was devastated by HOFFA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
KODICROME was subdued by HOFFA in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Challenge competition.
KING OF DARKHOLM won victory over PELIS THE TRUE in a 1 minute Title fight.
BORF was devastated by ZAKAU in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
STRAP ON overpowered LENNON in a 1 minute uneven melee.
PROFESSOR GRIM vanquished SATCHEL in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
TOLAIS DEEPHEART vanquished CLIVE in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
ZEUS outlasted 2 + 2 = 4 in a popular 7 minute melee.
HOFFA was defeated by BONHAM in a exciting 1 minute match.
PORTERHOUSE ARREST slimly won victory over HILLARY in a 2 minute conflict.
PHILTHRY subdued ALOYICIUS in a popular 1 minute brawl.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK 7 LUNGING ATTACK 37 - 19 - 0 66 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 - 4 - 0 64 |
|WALL OF STEEL 5 PARRY-STRIKE 8 - 5 - 0 62 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 PARRY-LUNGE 19 - 14 - 0 58 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 AIMED BLOW 12 - 11 - 1 52 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 19 - 19 - 0 50 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 SLASHING ATTACK 39 - 41 - 1 49 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 21 - 30 - 0 41 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 BASHING ATTACK 7 - 19 - 1 27 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 TOTAL PARRY 6 - 20 - 0 23 |
Turn 644 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 4 4 SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 3 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 3 - 2 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 2 PARRY-LUNGE
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK KING OF DARKHOLM 12-4856 59 43 1 290 THOSE WHO RULE (1352)
PARRY-LUNGE NO LIMIT HOLD-EM 42-2887 33 17 2 207 DEALER'S CHOICE (1360)
WALL OF STEEL TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620 155 157 0 206 HIGHLANDERS (1341)
SLASHING ATTACK JUSTIN 6-6179 45 73 4 200 THE LADY'S LIST (917)
BASHING ATTACK PELIS THE TRUE 42-3469 53 72 1 199 HIGHLANDERS (1341)
TOTAL PARRY 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190 59 186 1 141 JUST BECAUSE (1151)
STRIKING ATTACK FATALITY 7-5820 39 33 0 140 BRUTAL LEGION (1335)
AIMED BLOW BONHAM 21-7738 22 13 1 123 MASTERS OF MELODY (1346)
PARRY-STRIKE PHILTHRY 42-2079 56 45 0 90 HIGHLANDERS (1341)
The overall popularity leader is TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620. The most popular warrior
this turn was KODICROME 84--27675. The ten other most popular fighters were MIKEL
6-6190, PORTERHOUSE ARREST 41-4059, BONHAM 21-7738, HOFFA 5-4622, ZEUS 62-4010, 2 + 2
= 4 38-4190, HILLARY 10-6261, ZAKAU 5-4623, ALOYICIUS 6-5045, and NO LIMIT HOLD-EM
42-2887.
The least popular fighter this week was LENNON 5-4087. The other ten least popular
fighters were SATCHEL 6-6215, BORF 84--27668, PELIS THE TRUE 42-3469, OMAHA 42-4796,
GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE 21-7642, HOFFA 5-4299, CLIVE 6-5215, STRAP ON 10-5254, KING OF
DARKHOLM 12-4856, and HOFFA 5-4348.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
KALTOS(5) 3 2 0 RIZTAB(12) 1 0 0 RODEKI(42) 3 2 0
TRANSEL(6) 1 4 0 SUNSET(21) 1 1 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 1 0 0
BONSUR(7) 1 0 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 BLACKSTONE(84) 0 3 0
KOLACT(10) 2 1 0 KATI-TEI(41) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ZAKAU 5-4623 73 76 0 212 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
JUSTIN 6-6179 45 73 4 200 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
FATALITY 7-5820 39 33 0 140 BRUTAL LEGION (1335) BONSUR
PROFESSOR GRIM 10-2613 39 35 0 200 THE MENTORS (408) KOLACT
KING OF DARKHOLM 12-4856 59 43 1 290 THOSE WHO RULE (1352) RIZTAB
BONHAM 21-7738 22 13 1 123 MASTERS OF MELODY (1346) SUNSET
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
2 + 2 = 4 38-4190 59 186 1 141 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
PORTERHOUSE ARREST 41-4059 42 27 1 92 GLAD TO MEAT YOU (1359) KATI-TEI
NO LIMIT HOLD-EM 42-2887 33 17 2 207 DEALER'S CHOICE (1360) RODEKI
ZEUS 62-4010 49 25 0 166 LEGION OF LEGEND (1305) VALAMANTIS
BORF 84--27668 28 25 0 188 A PROPER SALUTE (1364) BLACKSTONE