DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL

Date   : 10/04/2014    Duedate: 10/17/2014

DARKHOLM ARENA

DM 104    TURN 646

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 TOON INN 21/1355     470  190   4 71.2    4 BRUTAL LEGIO 7/1335   66   66   0 50.0
    THOSE WHO RULE 12/1352                      LEGION OF LEGEND 62/1305
    GLAD TO MEAT YOU 41/1359                  5 HIGHLANDERS 42/1341  612  762  10 44.5
  2 MY MAIN MEN 84/1363  234  163   3 58.9    6-RENEGADES II 5/506    37   58   0 38.9
    A PROPER SALUTE 84/1364                     FEMMES FATAL 18/734
    DEALER'S CHOICE 42/1360                     MYSTIK RAINBOW 55/1366
    IN THE LONG RUN 84/1367                   7 JOHNS 5/927         1532 2780  27 35.5
  3 THE MENTORS 10/408   151  149   4 50.3      JUST BECAUSE 38/1151
    MASTERS OF MELODY 21/1346                   THE LADY'S LIST 6/917
    THE MENTORS' TOY BOX 10/1350

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 763): ROCK RHYMES of RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 646): OOZING MY MIND of YOU PAY I SLAY 2 (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 7678: BRIANN JANUARY of MAJOR BUMMERS (Coach, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 740): FLOPSY of THE BAD BUNNIES (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 764): TEQUILA of BIG SHOTS (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 759): ZONE of CONTROL (Malaquar, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 768): DRAGON FRUIT of SHEWISH PICNIC (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 752): SAUSAGE STUFFING of TURKEY DAY MASSACRE (The Dark One)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 754): RAIN MAN of THE MENTORS (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 753): SL'S IRONWOOD of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 719): WHISKERS of PORN IN A BARN (Alfredo Frothingslosh, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 708): SOLDILLIA VRO of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 330): HORVANTH IRNDE of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 701): 21 of DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 652): RUNAWAY JIM of PHISH (Malaquar, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 311): DALAN HILLEI of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 304): FLAMING MOE of HANGOVERS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 597): LON OLBERT of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 281): LEPER MESSIAH of DEADLY RAGE (Var, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 645): KING OF DARKHOLM of THOSE WHO RULE
                                                   (Alfredo Frothingslosh, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 763): RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 646): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 768): MAJOR BUMMERS (Coach, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 740): THUNDERCATS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 764): BIG SHOTS (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 758): LIKE IT! (Mr. Gusto, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 768): SHEWISH PICNIC (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 752): THE HOLY LEGION (Dameon Darkheart, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 754): HELP WANTED (Bill, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 753): D.R.I. (Var, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 719): STILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 708): SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 330): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 701): DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 652): CHUCK'S PINUPS (Alfredo Frothingslosh, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 311): USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 304): HANGOVERS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 597): STRIKER FORCE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 281): BASH BROS REMOTE (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 645): TOON INN et al (Alfredo Frothingslosh, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 763): DOMESTIC DERVISH of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 646): PETER NETLEY of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 767): SFC 11 of OUR HIGHEST HONOR (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 764): SEYMORE GUTTS of U PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 757): CRUSADER of MACHINES OF WAR (Hollowshade, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 768): DRAGON FRUIT of SHEWISH PICNIC (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 759): ZONE of CONTROL (Malaquar, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 753): DIZZ SCHUIER of HELP WANTED (Bill, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 708): SOLDILLIA VRO of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 311): DESERT PEARL of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 303): RED RED WINE of HANGOVERS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 281): LEPER MESSIAH of DEADLY RAGE (Var, mgr.)

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Oh!  Hullo there!

Yikes, we had only ten fights this time around.  It bodes ill... but at least nobody
died.
     NO LIMIT HOLD-EM (42-2887) (33-18-2,192) of DEALER'S CHOICE challenged ZAKAU (5-
4623) (73-77-0,194) of JOHNS.  NO LIMIT HOLD-EM slimly won victory over ZAKAU in a 3
minute Challenge fight.
     KODICROME (84-37861) (14-11-1,11) of IN THE LONG RUN challenged HILLARY (10-
6261) (18-16-0,100) of THE MENTORS.  KODICROME demolished HILLARY in a popular 1
minute one-sided Challenge melee.
     KING OF DARKHOLM (12-4856) (60-43-1,301) of THOSE WHO RULE fought TOLAIS
DEEPHEART (42-1620) (156-157-0,219) of HIGHLANDERS.  KING OF DARKHOLM vanquished
TOLAIS DEEPHEART in a 1 minute mismatched Title brawl.  Of course, Mr. Darkholm
remains our top Lunger and Keeper of the Runeblade.   Tolais Deepheart is top-ranked
Wall of Steel and overall popularity leader.  Strangely, Ms Deepheart was one of
three fighters to be included on both the popularity and unpopularity lists.
     STRAP ON (10-5254) (33-22-1,205) of THE MENTORS' TOY BOX fought PELIS THE TRUE
(42-3469) (53-73-1,197) of HIGHLANDERS.  STRAP ON was demolished by PELIS THE TRUE in
a 1 minute mismatched competition.  Pelis the True is the top-rated Basher.
     BORF (84-37868) (28-26-0,184) of A PROPER SALUTE fought FERD THE TOWER (104-27)
(120-15-8,280) of STAND-INS.  BORF was overpowered by FERD THE TOWER in a 1 minute
one-sided struggle.  No surprise there, eh.  Mr. Tower is a dangerous man!

     PROFESSOR GRIM (10-2613) (39-36-0,191) of THE MENTORS fought ZEUS (62-4010) (49-
26-0,154) of LEGION OF LEGEND.  PROFESSOR GRIM savagely defeated ZEUS in an action
packed 2 minute gruesome melee.  Professor Grim is the highest ranked Slasher.
     BONHAM (21-7738) (22-14-1,123) of MASTERS OF MELODY fought FATALITY (7-5820)
(40-33-0,144) of BRUTAL LEGION.  BONHAM vanquished FATALITY in an action packed 1
minute one-sided duel.  Top Aimed Blow versus top Striker, there.
     MIKEL (6-6190) (53-63-3,132) of THE LADY'S LIST fought ADOLPH EICHMANN (84-
37835) (30-24-0,140) of MY MAIN MEN.  MIKEL viciously subdued ADOLPH EICHMANN in a
popular 2 minute brutal fight.
     PHILTHRY (42-2079) (57-45-0,96) of HIGHLANDERS fought PORTERHOUSE ARREST (41-
4059) (42-28-1,100) of GLAD TO MEAT YOU.  PHILTHRY handily defeated PORTERHOUSE
ARREST in an exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.  Philthry is top Parry-Striker, as
well as a member of the pop/unpop club.
     OMAHA (42-4796) (19-9-1,53) of DEALER'S CHOICE fought GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE (21-
7642) (22-4-0,85) of TOON INN.  OMAHA demolished GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE in a 1 minute
mismatched competition.  Omaha is our third member of the pop/unpop club.

As you can see, there were no challenges.  *sigh*  Perhaps we'll rise again from the
ashes.

Malic of Talcama

KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KING OF DARKHOLM 12-4856     61  43  1  312  THOSE WHO RULE (1352)      RIZTAB

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PELIS THE TRUE 42-3469       54  73  1  216  HIGHLANDERS (1341)         RODEKI

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-SLOW BURN 5-3056             35  22     208  RENEGADES II (506)         KALTOS
 BORF 84-37868                28  27     205  A PROPER SALUTE (1364)     BLACKSTONE
 PROFESSOR GRIM 10-2613       40  36     202  THE MENTORS (408)          KOLACT
 NO LIMIT HOLD-EM 42-2887     34  18  2  201  DEALER'S CHOICE (1360)     RODEKI
-JUSTIN 6-6179                45  73  4  200  THE LADY'S LIST (917)      TRANSEL
 TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620    156 158     195  HIGHLANDERS (1341)         RODEKI
 ZAKAU 5-4623                 73  78     195  JOHNS (927)                KALTOS
 STRAP ON 10-5254             33  23  1  188  THE MENTORS' TOY BOX (1350)KOLACT
-SATIN SHEETS 5-3120          28  19     186  RENEGADES II (506)         KALTOS
-CLIVE 6-5215                 64  69  5  181  THE LADY'S LIST (917)      TRANSEL

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-LENNON 5-4087                57  60  3  175  JOHNS (927)                KALTOS
-SATCHEL 6-6215               62  59  2  164  THE LADY'S LIST (917)      TRANSEL
 ZEUS 62-4010                 49  27     159  LEGION OF LEGEND (1305)    VALAMANTIS
-SEX KITTEN 18-4058           31  20  1  151  FEMMES FATAL (734)         TALCAMA

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BONHAM 21-7738               23  14  1  149  MASTERS OF MELODY (1346)   SUNSET
 MIKEL 6-6190                 54  63  3  147  THE LADY'S LIST (917)      TRANSEL
-2 + 2 = 4 38-4190            59 186  1  141  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME
 ADOLPH EICHMANN 84-37835     30  25     131  MY MAIN MEN (1363)         BLACKSTONE
 FATALITY 7-5820              40  34     125  BRUTAL LEGION (1335)       BONSUR
 PHILTHRY 42-2079             58  45     116  HIGHLANDERS (1341)         RODEKI
-HOFFA 5-4299                 28 110     111  JOHNS (927)                KALTOS

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PORTERHOUSE ARREST 41-4059   42  29  1   91  GLAD TO MEAT YOU (1359)    KATI-TEI

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 OMAHA 42-4796                20   9  1   89  DEALER'S CHOICE (1360)     RODEKI
-HOFFA 5-4348                 31 172      82  JOHNS (927)                KALTOS
-ALOYICIUS 6-5045             37  78  2   74  THE LADY'S LIST (917)      TRANSEL
 KODICROME 84-37861           15  11  1   68  IN THE LONG RUN (1367)     BLACKSTONE
 GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE 21-7642 22   5      62  TOON INN (1355)            SUNSET
-HOFFA 5-4622                 46 103      54  JOHNS (927)                KALTOS
 HILLARY 10-6261              18  17      46  THE MENTORS (408)          KOLACT

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Professor Grim -- You started out well, until you overextended yourself.  Good try.
-- Tolais Deepheart

Strap On -- I could have won, were I not particularly vulnerable in the areas of head
and kidneys.  Anyway, good fight. -- Pelis the True

Omaha -- It doesn't do to neglect the ability to take damage and keep on going. --
Philthry

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

NO LIMIT HOLD-EM slimly won victory over ZAKAU in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
KODICROME demolished HILLARY in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
KING OF DARKHOLM vanquished TOLAIS DEEPHEART in a 1 minute mismatched Title brawl.
STRAP ON was demolished by PELIS THE TRUE in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
BORF was overpowered by FERD THE TOWER in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
PROFESSOR GRIM savagely defeated ZEUS in a action packed 2 minute gruesome melee.
BONHAM vanquished FATALITY in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.
MIKEL viciously subdued ADOLPH EICHMANN in a popular 2 minute brutal fight.
PHILTHRY handily defeated PORTERHOUSE ARREST in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
OMAHA demolished GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE in a 1 minute mismatched competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         PARRY-STRIKE      10 -   4 -  0      71  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         LUNGING ATTACK    35 -  25 -  0      58  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         SLASHING ATTACK   40 -  33 -  1      55  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         PARRY-LUNGE       16 -  14 -  0      53  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         AIMED BLOW        13 -  12 -  0      52  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         STRIKING ATTACK   16 -  17 -  0      48  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   5 -  0      44  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         WALL OF STEEL     18 -  30 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         TOTAL PARRY        7 -  15 -  0      32  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         BASHING ATTACK     6 -  16 -  1      27  |

Turn 646 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         2 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  3         3  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  2         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  3         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   KING OF DARKHOLM 12-4856   61  43  1  312 THOSE WHO RULE (1352)
BASHING ATTACK   PELIS THE TRUE 42-3469     54  73  1  216 HIGHLANDERS (1341)
PARRY-LUNGE      BORF 84--27668             28  27  0  205 A PROPER SALUTE (1364)
SLASHING ATTACK  PROFESSOR GRIM 10-2613     40  36  0  202 THE MENTORS (408)
WALL OF STEEL    TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620  156 158  0  195 HIGHLANDERS (1341)
AIMED BLOW       BONHAM 21-7738             23  14  1  149 MASTERS OF MELODY (1346)
STRIKING ATTACK  FATALITY 7-5820            40  34  0  125 BRUTAL LEGION (1335)
PARRY-STRIKE     PHILTHRY 42-2079           58  45  0  116 HIGHLANDERS (1341)

The overall popularity leader is TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was MIKEL 6-6190.  The ten other most popular fighters were PROFESSOR GRIM 
10-2613, ZAKAU 5-4623, NO LIMIT HOLD-EM 42-2887, KODICROME 84--27675, KING OF 
DARKHOLM 12-4856, PELIS THE TRUE 42-3469, BONHAM 21-7738, PHILTHRY 42-2079, OMAHA 
42-4796, and TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620.

The least popular fighter this week was FATALITY 7-5820.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were HILLARY 10-6261, GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE 21-7642, PORTERHOUSE ARREST 
41-4059, BORF 84--27668, STRAP ON 10-5254, ADOLPH EICHMANN 84--27701, ZEUS 62-4010, 
TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620, OMAHA 42-4796, and PHILTHRY 42-2079.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
KALTOS(5)            0  1 0  RIZTAB(12)           1  0 0  RODEKI(42)           4  1 0  
TRANSEL(6)           1  0 0  SUNSET(21)           1  1 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       0  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            0  1 0  KATI-TEI(41)         0  1 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       1  2 0  
KOLACT(10)           1  2 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ZAKAU 5-4623                73  78  0  195  JOHNS (927)                KALTOS
 MIKEL 6-6190                54  63  3  147  THE LADY'S LIST (917)      TRANSEL
 FATALITY 7-5820             40  34  0  125  BRUTAL LEGION (1335)       BONSUR
 PROFESSOR GRIM 10-2613      40  36  0  202  THE MENTORS (408)          KOLACT
 KING OF DARKHOLM 12-4856    61  43  1  312  THOSE WHO RULE (1352)      RIZTAB
 BONHAM 21-7738              23  14  1  149  MASTERS OF MELODY (1346)   SUNSET
 PORTERHOUSE ARREST 41-4059  42  29  1   91  GLAD TO MEAT YOU (1359)    KATI-TEI
 PELIS THE TRUE 42-3469      54  73  1  216  HIGHLANDERS (1341)         RODEKI
 ZEUS 62-4010                49  27  0  159  LEGION OF LEGEND (1305)    VALAMANTIS
 BORF 84--27668              28  27  0  205  A PROPER SALUTE (1364)     BLACKSTONE