DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL

Date   : 10/18/2014    Duedate: 10/31/2014

DARKHOLM ARENA

DM 104    TURN 647

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 TOON INN 21/1355     471  192   4 71.0      THE MENTORS' TOY BOX 10/1350
    THOSE WHO RULE 12/1352                    4 BRUTAL LEGIO 7/1335   66   68   0 49.3
    GLAD TO MEAT YOU 41/1359                    LEGION OF LEGEND 62/1305
  2 MY MAIN MEN 84/1363  237  165   3 59.0    5 HIGHLANDERS 42/1341  613  764  10 44.5
    A PROPER SALUTE 84/1364                   6-RENEGADES II 5/506    37   58   0 38.9
    DEALER'S CHOICE 42/1360                     FEMMES FATAL 18/734
    IN THE LONG RUN 84/1367                     MYSTIK RAINBOW 55/1366
  3-THE MENTORS 10/408   151  149   4 50.3    7 JOHNS 5/927         1534 2780  27 35.6
    MASTERS OF MELODY 21/1346                   THE LADY'S LIST 6/917

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hullo again.

     *sigh*  It's Malic here.  I'm sorry to report that we had only eight fights this
turn, one of which involved a stand-in.  So, fifteen actual gladiators took part in
the day's activities.  Maybe this has something to do with a split?  I'm not sure.
Guess I didn't get the memo.

Anyway, here are the fights...
     KING OF DARKHOLM (12-4856) (61-43-1,312) of THOSE WHO RULE challenged PELIS THE
TRUE (42-3469) (54-73-1,216) of HIGHLANDERS.  KING OF DARKHOLM devastated PELIS THE
TRUE in a 1 minute Challenge Title fight.  Mr. Darkholm is still our highest ranked
Lunger, as well as being, of course, the Keeper of the Runeblade.
     NO LIMIT HOLD-EM (42-2887) (34-18-2,201) of DEALER'S CHOICE challenged ZAKAU (5-
4623) (73-78-0,195) of JOHNS.  NO LIMIT HOLD-EM was savagely defeated by ZAKAU in a 2
minute Challenge melee.  Mr. Hold-Em is our highest ranked Parry-Lunger.
     BORF (84-37868) (28-27-0,205) of A PROPER SALUTE fought TOLAIS DEEPHEART (42-
1620) (156-158-0,195) of HIGHLANDERS.  BORF was vanquished by TOLAIS DEEPHEART in a 2
minute mismatched brawl.  Ms. Deepheart is our top-rated Wall of Steel and overall
popularity leader.
     ZEUS (62-4010) (49-27-0,159) of LEGION OF LEGEND fought M. CHARDINEE (104-8) (0-
0-0,110) of The Invincibles.  ZEUS was savagely defeated by M. CHARDINEE in an
exciting 6 minute bloody fight.

     ADOLPH EICHMANN (84-37835) (30-25-0,131) of MY MAIN MEN fought PHILTHRY (42-
2079) (58-45-0,116) of HIGHLANDERS.  ADOLPH EICHMANN bested PHILTHRY in a popular 2
minute bloody duel.  Philthry is top Parry-Striker.
     MIKEL (6-6190) (54-63-3,147) of THE LADY'S LIST fought FATALITY (7-5820) (40-34-
0,125) of BRUTAL LEGION.  MIKEL overpowered FATALITY in a popular 1 minute mismatched
brawl.  Fatality is top Striker.
     PORTERHOUSE ARREST (41-4059) (42-29-1,91) of GLAD TO MEAT YOU fought OMAHA (42-
4796) (20-9-1,89) of DEALER'S CHOICE.  PORTERHOUSE ARREST was handily defeated by
OMAHA in a 1 minute uneven melee.  Omaha is our top-ranked Aimed Blow.
     GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE (21-7642) (22-5-0,62) of TOON INN fought KODICROME (84-
37861) (15-11-1,68) of IN THE LONG RUN.  GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE was vanquished by
KODICROME in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

     And that, my friends and countrymen, is all there is to say, at least in polite
company.  I hope we get a bit more activity two weeks from now.

Malic of Talcama

KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KING OF DARKHOLM 12-4856     62  43  1  323  THOSE WHO RULE (1352)      RIZTAB

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ZAKAU 5-4623                 74  78     214  JOHNS (927)                KALTOS

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620    157 158     210  HIGHLANDERS (1341)         RODEKI
-SLOW BURN 5-3056             35  22     208  RENEGADES II (506)         KALTOS
-PROFESSOR GRIM 10-2613       40  36     202  THE MENTORS (408)          KOLACT
 PELIS THE TRUE 42-3469       54  74  1  195  HIGHLANDERS (1341)         RODEKI
 NO LIMIT HOLD-EM 42-2887     34  19  2  192  DEALER'S CHOICE (1360)     RODEKI
-STRAP ON 10-5254             33  23  1  188  THE MENTORS' TOY BOX (1350)KOLACT
 BORF 84-37868                28  28     187  A PROPER SALUTE (1364)     BLACKSTONE
-SATIN SHEETS 5-3120          28  19     186  RENEGADES II (506)         KALTOS

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MIKEL 6-6190                 55  63  3  157  THE LADY'S LIST (917)      TRANSEL
-SEX KITTEN 18-4058           31  20  1  151  FEMMES FATAL (734)         TALCAMA

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-BONHAM 21-7738               23  14  1  149  MASTERS OF MELODY (1346)   SUNSET
 ADOLPH EICHMANN 84-37835     31  25     140  MY MAIN MEN (1363)         BLACKSTONE
 ZEUS 62-4010                 49  28     130  LEGION OF LEGEND (1305)    VALAMANTIS
 FATALITY 7-5820              40  35     122  BRUTAL LEGION (1335)       BONSUR
 PHILTHRY 42-2079             58  46     120  HIGHLANDERS (1341)         RODEKI

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 OMAHA 42-4796                21   9  1  100  DEALER'S CHOICE (1360)     RODEKI

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KODICROME 84-37861           16  11  1   86  IN THE LONG RUN (1367)     BLACKSTONE
 PORTERHOUSE ARREST 41-4059   42  30  1   83  GLAD TO MEAT YOU (1359)    KATI-TEI
 GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE 21-7642 22   6      55  TOON INN (1355)            SUNSET
-HILLARY 10-6261              18  17      46  THE MENTORS (408)          KOLACT

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

King of Darkholm -- Hey, at least I improved something.  I wish you had, too.  It
seems unfair. -- Tolais Deepheart

Strap On -- Sorry for my inexcusable rudeness.  I don't know what came over me. --
Pelis the True

Porterhouse Arrest -- You demonstrated some very good skills.  Well fought. --
Philthry

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

KING OF DARKHOLM devastated PELIS THE TRUE in a 1 minute Challenge Title fight.
NO LIMIT HOLD-EM was savagely defeated by ZAKAU in a 2 minute Challenge melee.
BORF was vanquished by TOLAIS DEEPHEART in a 2 minute mismatched brawl.
ZEUS was savagely defeated by M. CHARDINEE in a exciting 6 minute bloody fight.
ADOLPH EICHMANN bested PHILTHRY in a popular 2 minute bloody duel.
MIKEL overpowered FATALITY in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
PORTERHOUSE ARREST was handily defeated by OMAHA in a 1 minute uneven melee.
GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE was vanquished by KODICROME in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-STRIKE      10 -   4 -  0      71  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         LUNGING ATTACK    35 -  22 -  0      61  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         AIMED BLOW        13 -  11 -  0      54  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         SLASHING ATTACK   34 -  31 -  1      52  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         PARRY-LUNGE       13 -  13 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -   4 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         STRIKING ATTACK   12 -  17 -  0      41  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         WALL OF STEEL     18 -  27 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         TOTAL PARRY        6 -  13 -  0      32  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         BASHING ATTACK     5 -  15 -  1      25  |

Turn 647 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  2         3  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  2         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   KING OF DARKHOLM 12-4856   62  43  1  323 THOSE WHO RULE (1352)
WALL OF STEEL    TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620  157 158  0  210 HIGHLANDERS (1341)
BASHING ATTACK   PELIS THE TRUE 42-3469     54  74  1  195 HIGHLANDERS (1341)
PARRY-LUNGE      NO LIMIT HOLD-EM 42-2887   34  19  2  192 DEALER'S CHOICE (1360)
SLASHING ATTACK  MIKEL 6-6190               55  63  3  157 THE LADY'S LIST (917)
STRIKING ATTACK  FATALITY 7-5820            40  35  0  122 BRUTAL LEGION (1335)
PARRY-STRIKE     PHILTHRY 42-2079           58  46  0  120 HIGHLANDERS (1341)
AIMED BLOW       OMAHA 42-4796              21   9  1  100 DEALER'S CHOICE (1360)

The overall popularity leader is TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was ZAKAU 5-4623.  The ten other most popular fighters were PHILTHRY 
42-2079, MIKEL 6-6190, ADOLPH EICHMANN 84--27701, TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620, FATALITY 
7-5820, KODICROME 84--27675, KING OF DARKHOLM 12-4856, ZEUS 62-4010, OMAHA 42-4796, 
and NO LIMIT HOLD-EM 42-2887.

The least popular fighter this week was PORTERHOUSE ARREST 41-4059.  The other ten 
least popular fighters were GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE 21-7642, PELIS THE TRUE 42-3469, 
BORF 84--27668, NO LIMIT HOLD-EM 42-2887, OMAHA 42-4796, ZEUS 62-4010, KING OF 
DARKHOLM 12-4856, KODICROME 84--27675, FATALITY 7-5820, and TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
KALTOS(5)            1  0 0  RIZTAB(12)           1  0 0  RODEKI(42)           2  3 0  
TRANSEL(6)           1  0 0  SUNSET(21)           0  1 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       0  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            0  1 0  KATI-TEI(41)         0  1 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       2  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ZAKAU 5-4623                74  78  0  214  JOHNS (927)                KALTOS
 MIKEL 6-6190                55  63  3  157  THE LADY'S LIST (917)      TRANSEL
 FATALITY 7-5820             40  35  0  122  BRUTAL LEGION (1335)       BONSUR
 KING OF DARKHOLM 12-4856    62  43  1  323  THOSE WHO RULE (1352)      RIZTAB
 GEORGE OF THE JUNG 21-7642  22   6  0   55  TOON INN (1355)            SUNSET
 PORTERHOUSE ARREST 41-4059  42  30  1   83  GLAD TO MEAT YOU (1359)    KATI-TEI
 TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620   157 158  0  210  HIGHLANDERS (1341)         RODEKI
 ZEUS 62-4010                49  28  0  130  LEGION OF LEGEND (1305)    VALAMANTIS
 BORF 84--27668              28  28  0  187  A PROPER SALUTE (1364)     BLACKSTONE