DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL
Date : 05/02/2015 Duedate: 05/15/2015
DARKHOLM ARENA
DM 104 TURN 661
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 WIDER IS BE 21/1369 492 192 4 71.9 THE HOLY LEGION 10/490
2 WASTELAND II 7/500 3760 2708 16 58.1 5 HIGHLANDERS 42/1341 629 790 10 44.3
MOTLEY CRUE 18/1343 6 JOHNS 5/927 1546 2797 27 35.6
3 BRUTAL LEGIO 7/1335 79 83 0 48.8 ARROGANCE 18/732
LEGION OF LEGEND 62/1305 THE LADY'S LIST 6/917
4 OBSIDIAN HA 33/1370 33 35 0 48.5
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hullo out there!
There were seven fights this turn, one of which involved a stand-in (who won, by the
way). Honestly, I don't know how much longer we can go on without being merged with
Andorak. I don't mind Andorak. Although they tend to be frightfully proper chaps.
Which can be a problem if you feel like collecting policemen's helmets, of course.
Not that I ever would. Although they do make nice flower pots.
Let's take a closer look at those fights...
E AHO LAULA (21-4224) (77-44-0,342) of WIDER IS BETTER fought MIKEL (6-6190) (63-69-
3,217) of THE LADY'S LIST. E AHO LAULA devastated MIKEL in a 1 minute mismatched
Title fight. Mr. Laula remains, of course, our Keeper of the Runeblade as well as our
top-ranked Lunger. Mikel is our top Slasher, though.
ZAKAU (5-4623) (80-86-0,212) of JOHNS fought WYVERN (33-2457) (33-40-0,187) of
OBSIDIAN HALL. ZAKAU lost to WYVERN in an action packed 3 minute brutal battle.
Wyvern is the arena's best Basher. Nicely done! Zakau is this turn's favorite
fighter.
ZEUS (62-4010) (57-34-0,189) of LEGION OF LEGEND fought PELIS THE TRUE (42-3469) (57-
85-1,163) of HIGHLANDERS. ZEUS defeated PELIS THE TRUE in a 2 minute duel. Zeus is
our most celebrated Wall of Steel, while Mr. True holds no stylemaster honors this
turn.
STING (10-429) (29-26-2,185) of THE HOLY LEGION fought TOLAIS DEEPHEART (42-1620)
(165-164-0,198) of HIGHLANDERS. STING viciously subdued TOLAIS DEEPHEART in a popular
2 minute gory contest. No stylemasters in this one, although Ms. Deepheart is the
overall popularity leader.
ASSUR (18-7821) (75-128-2,198) of ARROGANCE fought GLAMDRING (33-2328) (39-27-1,169)
of OBSIDIAN HALL. ASSUR was demolished by GLAMDRING in a 2 minute mismatched
competition. Glamdring is the arena's top Total Parry, which I suppose is why the
fight lasted all of two minutes. They're usually very quick.
PHILTHRY (42-2079) (64-54-0,165) of HIGHLANDERS fought FATALITY (7-5820) (45-44-0,121)
of BRUTAL LEGION. PHILTHRY won victory over FATALITY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute
fight. Philthry is top Parry-Strike while Fatality is top Striker.
MAN-MOUNTAIN (7-3853) (20-15-1,23) of WASTELAND II fought INKEEPER'S SON (104-4) (15-
15-0,40) of . MAN-MOUNTAIN was beaten by INKEEPER'S SON in a 1 minute brawl. Man-
Mountain was voted this turn's least favorite fighter, probably because getting beaten
by the Innkeeper's... oh, that's misspelled, isn't it? Inkeeper's Son. Tsk.
Well... I've had very little to say, but that appears to be all there is. Has anyone
got any ideas for livening this place up? A party perhaps, or a fair with three-
legged races and all that?
I'm going now, but think about it. What events would you like to see at a summer
fair? In any case, cheerio!
Malic of Talcama
KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
E AHO LAULA 21-4224 78 44 352 WIDER IS BETTER (1369) SUNSET
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
WYVERN 33-2457 34 40 202 OBSIDIAN HALL (1370) NIATOLI ISLAND
STING 10-429 30 26 2 201 THE HOLY LEGION (490) KOLACT
MIKEL 6-6190 63 70 3 199 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
GLAMDRING 33-2328 40 27 1 195 OBSIDIAN HALL (1370) NIATOLI ISLAND
ZAKAU 5-4623 80 87 191 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
ZEUS 62-4010 58 34 191 LEGION OF LEGEND (1305) VALAMANTIS
TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620 165 165 187 HIGHLANDERS (1341) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ASSUR 18-7821 75 129 2 176 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA
-RYANATOR 33-3462 41 36 173 OBSIDIAN HALL (1370) NIATOLI ISLAND
PELIS THE TRUE 42-3469 57 86 1 172 HIGHLANDERS (1341) RODEKI
PHILTHRY 42-2079 65 54 167 HIGHLANDERS (1341) RODEKI
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FATALITY 7-5820 45 45 133 BRUTAL LEGION (1335) BONSUR
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-BRUNHYLDA 33-8082 24 11 1 75 OBSIDIAN HALL (1370) NIATOLI ISLAND
-CONCRETE GOD 18-6429 20 17 59 MOTLEY CRUE (1343) TALCAMA
MAN-MOUNTAIN 7-3853 20 16 1 22 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Sting -- "..."throwing around large boulders" AKA training ST, eh? I've thrown my
share of boulders my friend; I remember doing that for a very....very....long time
(flexing muscles). Hope you brought a book! -- E Aho Laula, proud 25 ST
Zakau -- I must say your display was rather flashy, but growing weary 80 seconds into
the fight? My friend, you're going to half to do better than that to compete at our
level! Perhaps you should join Sting in throwing around some large boulders. -- E Aho
Laula
Adolph Eichmann -- Rrr. Nice comeback, which I didn't like at all. -- Tolais Deepheart
Wyvern -- You broke my nose. Ow. -- Philthry
Fatality -- You're fast! I honestly can't believe I was faster. -- Pelis the True
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
E AHO LAULA devastated MIKEL in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
ZAKAU lost to WYVERN in a action packed 3 minute brutal battle.
ZEUS defeated PELIS THE TRUE in a 2 minute duel.
STING viciously subdued TOLAIS DEEPHEART in a popular 2 minute gory contest.
ASSUR was demolished by GLAMDRING in a 2 minute mismatched competition.
PHILTHRY won victory over FATALITY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute fight.
MAN-MOUNTAIN was beaten by INKEEPER'S SON in a 1 minute brawl.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 4 LUNGING ATTACK 29 - 11 - 0 73 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 4 - 0 60 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 WALL OF STEEL 15 - 14 - 0 52 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 TOTAL PARRY 10 - 10 - 0 50 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 5 - 0 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 2 - 3 - 0 40 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 2 - 0 33 |
|AIMED BLOW 0 STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 8 - 0 20 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 BASHING ATTACK 6 - 24 - 0 20 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 5 - 0 17 |
Turn 661 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 3 3 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 3 BASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK E AHO LAULA 21-4224 78 44 0 352 WIDER IS BETTER (1369)
BASHING ATTACK WYVERN 33-2457 34 40 0 202 OBSIDIAN HALL (1370)
SLASHING ATTACK MIKEL 6-6190 63 70 3 199 THE LADY'S LIST (917)
TOTAL PARRY GLAMDRING 33-2328 40 27 1 195 OBSIDIAN HALL (1370)
WALL OF STEEL ZEUS 62-4010 58 34 0 191 LEGION OF LEGEND (1305)
PARRY-STRIKE PHILTHRY 42-2079 65 54 0 167 HIGHLANDERS (1341)
STRIKING ATTACK FATALITY 7-5820 45 45 0 133 BRUTAL LEGION (1335)
The overall popularity leader is TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620. The most popular warrior
this turn was ZAKAU 5-4623. The ten other most popular fighters were STING 10-429,
WYVERN 33-2457, PHILTHRY 42-2079, FATALITY 7-5820, PELIS THE TRUE 42-3469, GLAMDRING
33-2328, E AHO LAULA 21-4224, ZEUS 62-4010, TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620, and ASSUR
18-7821.
The least popular fighter this week was MAN-MOUNTAIN 7-3853. The other ten least
popular fighters were MIKEL 6-6190, ASSUR 18-7821, TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620, ZEUS
62-4010, E AHO LAULA 21-4224, GLAMDRING 33-2328, PELIS THE TRUE 42-3469, FATALITY
7-5820, PHILTHRY 42-2079, and WYVERN 33-2457.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
KALTOS(5) 0 1 0 KOLACT(10) 1 0 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 2 0 0
TRANSEL(6) 0 1 0 TALCAMA(18) 0 1 0 RODEKI(42) 1 2 0
BONSUR(7) 0 2 0 SUNSET(21) 1 0 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ZAKAU 5-4623 80 87 0 191 JOHNS (927) KALTOS
MIKEL 6-6190 63 70 3 199 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
FATALITY 7-5820 45 45 0 133 BRUTAL LEGION (1335) BONSUR
STING 10-429 30 26 2 201 THE HOLY LEGION (490) KOLACT
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ASSUR 18-7821 75 129 2 176 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA
E AHO LAULA 21-4224 78 44 0 352 WIDER IS BETTER (1369) SUNSET
WYVERN 33-2457 34 40 0 202 OBSIDIAN HALL (1370) NIATOLI ISLAND
TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620 165 165 0 187 HIGHLANDERS (1341) RODEKI
ZEUS 62-4010 58 34 0 191 LEGION OF LEGEND (1305) VALAMANTIS