DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL Date : 05/02/2015 Duedate: 05/15/2015 DARKHOLM ARENA DM 104 TURN 661 RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K % 1 WIDER IS BE 21/1369 492 192 4 71.9 THE HOLY LEGION 10/490 2 WASTELAND II 7/500 3760 2708 16 58.1 5 HIGHLANDERS 42/1341 629 790 10 44.3 MOTLEY CRUE 18/1343 6 JOHNS 5/927 1546 2797 27 35.6 3 BRUTAL LEGIO 7/1335 79 83 0 48.8 ARROGANCE 18/732 LEGION OF LEGEND 62/1305 THE LADY'S LIST 6/917 4 OBSIDIAN HA 33/1370 33 35 0 48.5 REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER Hullo out there! There were seven fights this turn, one of which involved a stand-in (who won, by the way). Honestly, I don't know how much longer we can go on without being merged with Andorak. I don't mind Andorak. Although they tend to be frightfully proper chaps. Which can be a problem if you feel like collecting policemen's helmets, of course. Not that I ever would. Although they do make nice flower pots. Let's take a closer look at those fights... E AHO LAULA (21-4224) (77-44-0,342) of WIDER IS BETTER fought MIKEL (6-6190) (63-69- 3,217) of THE LADY'S LIST. E AHO LAULA devastated MIKEL in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight. Mr. Laula remains, of course, our Keeper of the Runeblade as well as our top-ranked Lunger. Mikel is our top Slasher, though. ZAKAU (5-4623) (80-86-0,212) of JOHNS fought WYVERN (33-2457) (33-40-0,187) of OBSIDIAN HALL. ZAKAU lost to WYVERN in an action packed 3 minute brutal battle. Wyvern is the arena's best Basher. Nicely done! Zakau is this turn's favorite fighter. ZEUS (62-4010) (57-34-0,189) of LEGION OF LEGEND fought PELIS THE TRUE (42-3469) (57- 85-1,163) of HIGHLANDERS. ZEUS defeated PELIS THE TRUE in a 2 minute duel. Zeus is our most celebrated Wall of Steel, while Mr. True holds no stylemaster honors this turn. STING (10-429) (29-26-2,185) of THE HOLY LEGION fought TOLAIS DEEPHEART (42-1620) (165-164-0,198) of HIGHLANDERS. STING viciously subdued TOLAIS DEEPHEART in a popular 2 minute gory contest. No stylemasters in this one, although Ms. Deepheart is the overall popularity leader. ASSUR (18-7821) (75-128-2,198) of ARROGANCE fought GLAMDRING (33-2328) (39-27-1,169) of OBSIDIAN HALL. ASSUR was demolished by GLAMDRING in a 2 minute mismatched competition. Glamdring is the arena's top Total Parry, which I suppose is why the fight lasted all of two minutes. They're usually very quick. PHILTHRY (42-2079) (64-54-0,165) of HIGHLANDERS fought FATALITY (7-5820) (45-44-0,121) of BRUTAL LEGION. PHILTHRY won victory over FATALITY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute fight. Philthry is top Parry-Strike while Fatality is top Striker. MAN-MOUNTAIN (7-3853) (20-15-1,23) of WASTELAND II fought INKEEPER'S SON (104-4) (15- 15-0,40) of . MAN-MOUNTAIN was beaten by INKEEPER'S SON in a 1 minute brawl. Man- Mountain was voted this turn's least favorite fighter, probably because getting beaten by the Innkeeper's... oh, that's misspelled, isn't it? Inkeeper's Son. Tsk. Well... I've had very little to say, but that appears to be all there is. Has anyone got any ideas for livening this place up? A party perhaps, or a fair with three- legged races and all that? I'm going now, but think about it. What events would you like to see at a summer fair? In any case, cheerio! Malic of Talcama KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY E AHO LAULA 21-4224 78 44 352 WIDER IS BETTER (1369) SUNSET GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY WYVERN 33-2457 34 40 202 OBSIDIAN HALL (1370) NIATOLI ISLAND STING 10-429 30 26 2 201 THE HOLY LEGION (490) KOLACT MIKEL 6-6190 63 70 3 199 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL GLAMDRING 33-2328 40 27 1 195 OBSIDIAN HALL (1370) NIATOLI ISLAND ZAKAU 5-4623 80 87 191 JOHNS (927) KALTOS ZEUS 62-4010 58 34 191 LEGION OF LEGEND (1305) VALAMANTIS TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620 165 165 187 HIGHLANDERS (1341) RODEKI GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY ASSUR 18-7821 75 129 2 176 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA -RYANATOR 33-3462 41 36 173 OBSIDIAN HALL (1370) NIATOLI ISLAND PELIS THE TRUE 42-3469 57 86 1 172 HIGHLANDERS (1341) RODEKI PHILTHRY 42-2079 65 54 167 HIGHLANDERS (1341) RODEKI GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY FATALITY 7-5820 45 45 133 BRUTAL LEGION (1335) BONSUR GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY -BRUNHYLDA 33-8082 24 11 1 75 OBSIDIAN HALL (1370) NIATOLI ISLAND -CONCRETE GOD 18-6429 20 17 59 MOTLEY CRUE (1343) TALCAMA MAN-MOUNTAIN 7-3853 20 16 1 22 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE Sting -- "..."throwing around large boulders" AKA training ST, eh? I've thrown my share of boulders my friend; I remember doing that for a very....very....long time (flexing muscles). Hope you brought a book! -- E Aho Laula, proud 25 ST Zakau -- I must say your display was rather flashy, but growing weary 80 seconds into the fight? My friend, you're going to half to do better than that to compete at our level! Perhaps you should join Sting in throwing around some large boulders. -- E Aho Laula Adolph Eichmann -- Rrr. Nice comeback, which I didn't like at all. -- Tolais Deepheart Wyvern -- You broke my nose. Ow. -- Philthry Fatality -- You're fast! I honestly can't believe I was faster. -- Pelis the True LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS E AHO LAULA devastated MIKEL in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight. ZAKAU lost to WYVERN in a action packed 3 minute brutal battle. ZEUS defeated PELIS THE TRUE in a 2 minute duel. STING viciously subdued TOLAIS DEEPHEART in a popular 2 minute gory contest. ASSUR was demolished by GLAMDRING in a 2 minute mismatched competition. PHILTHRY won victory over FATALITY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute fight. MAN-MOUNTAIN was beaten by INKEEPER'S SON in a 1 minute brawl. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |BASHING ATTACK 4 LUNGING ATTACK 29 - 11 - 0 73 | |LUNGING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 4 - 0 60 | |WALL OF STEEL 2 WALL OF STEEL 15 - 14 - 0 52 | |PARRY-STRIKE 1 TOTAL PARRY 10 - 10 - 0 50 | |TOTAL PARRY 1 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 5 - 0 50 | |SLASHING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 2 - 3 - 0 40 | |STRIKING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 2 - 0 33 | |AIMED BLOW 0 STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 8 - 0 20 | |PARRY-LUNGE 0 BASHING ATTACK 6 - 24 - 0 20 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 5 - 0 17 | Turn 661 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 3 3 LUNGING ATTACK TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 3 BASHING ATTACK LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME LUNGING ATTACK E AHO LAULA 21-4224 78 44 0 352 WIDER IS BETTER (1369) BASHING ATTACK WYVERN 33-2457 34 40 0 202 OBSIDIAN HALL (1370) SLASHING ATTACK MIKEL 6-6190 63 70 3 199 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TOTAL PARRY GLAMDRING 33-2328 40 27 1 195 OBSIDIAN HALL (1370) WALL OF STEEL ZEUS 62-4010 58 34 0 191 LEGION OF LEGEND (1305) PARRY-STRIKE PHILTHRY 42-2079 65 54 0 167 HIGHLANDERS (1341) STRIKING ATTACK FATALITY 7-5820 45 45 0 133 BRUTAL LEGION (1335) The overall popularity leader is TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620. The most popular warrior this turn was ZAKAU 5-4623. The ten other most popular fighters were STING 10-429, WYVERN 33-2457, PHILTHRY 42-2079, FATALITY 7-5820, PELIS THE TRUE 42-3469, GLAMDRING 33-2328, E AHO LAULA 21-4224, ZEUS 62-4010, TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620, and ASSUR 18-7821. The least popular fighter this week was MAN-MOUNTAIN 7-3853. The other ten least popular fighters were MIKEL 6-6190, ASSUR 18-7821, TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620, ZEUS 62-4010, E AHO LAULA 21-4224, GLAMDRING 33-2328, PELIS THE TRUE 42-3469, FATALITY 7-5820, PHILTHRY 42-2079, and WYVERN 33-2457. Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K KALTOS(5) 0 1 0 KOLACT(10) 1 0 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 2 0 0 TRANSEL(6) 0 1 0 TALCAMA(18) 0 1 0 RODEKI(42) 1 2 0 BONSUR(7) 0 2 0 SUNSET(21) 1 0 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 1 0 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY ZAKAU 5-4623 80 87 0 191 JOHNS (927) KALTOS MIKEL 6-6190 63 70 3 199 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL FATALITY 7-5820 45 45 0 133 BRUTAL LEGION (1335) BONSUR STING 10-429 30 26 2 201 THE HOLY LEGION (490) KOLACT TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY ASSUR 18-7821 75 129 2 176 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA E AHO LAULA 21-4224 78 44 0 352 WIDER IS BETTER (1369) SUNSET WYVERN 33-2457 34 40 0 202 OBSIDIAN HALL (1370) NIATOLI ISLAND TOLAIS DEEPHEART 42-1620 165 165 0 187 HIGHLANDERS (1341) RODEKI ZEUS 62-4010 58 34 0 191 LEGION OF LEGEND (1305) VALAMANTIS