DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL Date : 07/25/2016 Duedate: 08/06/2016 DARKHOLM ARENA DM 104 TURN 690 RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K % 1 WASTELAND II 7/500 3775 2726 16 58.1 BLOODY LEGION 96/1276 2 PUBLIC NUIS 62/1382 6 7 0 46.2 LEGION OF LEGEND 62/1305 3 HIGHLANDERS 42/1341 668 833 10 44.5 5 ARROGANCE 18/732 1585 2830 27 35.9 4 BRUTAL LEGIO 7/1335 102 129 0 44.2 THE LADY'S LIST 6/917 REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER Hullo! Aaaallll righty, here we go. Five fights, no challenges or avoids, one stand-in. The stand-ins went 1-0. ASSUR (18-7821) (92-140-2,231) of ARROGANCE fought PHILTHRY (42-2079) (76-71-0,186) of HIGHLANDERS. ASSUR devastated PHILTHRY in an action packed 1 minute brutal mismatched Title fight. Top Basher, top Parry-Strike, and I believe this is the second time in a row that they've fought, which isn't surprising considering the size of the turnout lately. MIKEL (6-6190) (76-85-3,188) of THE LADY'S LIST fought PELIS THE TRUE (42-3469) (65-106-1,177) of HIGHLANDERS. MIKEL handily defeated PELIS THE TRUE in an action packed 1 minute one-sided match. Mikel is the top Slasher, and this is the third time in a row these two have fought. It must be quite boring. I think next time they should trade armor or something. Pelis the True is better liked by the few spectators who wandered in to sit in the shade. That's a nice thing about Darkholm Arena in the summertime, not a lot of sunlight gets in. Not much breeze, either... ZEUS (62-4010) (65-55-0,191) of LEGION OF LEGEND fought SHEWISH GIANT (104-25) (0-0-0,181) of . ZEUS was devastated by SHEWISH GIANT in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided contest. Zeus is the top Wall of Steel, despite losing. FATALITY (7-5820) (56-62-0,166) of BRUTAL LEGION fought MAN- MOUNTAIN (7-3853) (33-31-1,143) of WASTELAND II. FATALITY was bested by MAN- MOUNTAIN in an action packed 1 minute brawl. Fatality is top Striker. STREET RACER (62-4751) (17-8-0,66) of PUBLIC NUISANCES fought ASSASSIN (96-1802) (17-13-4,52) of BLOODY LEGION. STREET RACER overpowered ASSASSIN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided struggle. Street Racer is the top Aimed Blow. There are only six stylemasters this turn. Debby Tonte was here, and went for a ride with Street Racer. She also offered some laundry care advice. I always send mine out, and don't tend to get blood on my things anyway. Well... and so, cheerio! Malic of Talcama KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY ASSUR 18-7821 93 140 2 241 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY MIKEL 6-6190 77 85 3 196 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY PHILTHRY 42-2079 76 72 0 180 HIGHLANDERS (1341) RODEKI ZEUS 62-4010 65 56 0 176 LEGION OF LEGEND (1305) VALAMANTIS PELIS THE TRUE 42-3469 65 107 1 170 HIGHLANDERS (1341) RODEKI MAN-MOUNTAIN 7-3853 34 31 1 163 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR FATALITY 7-5820 56 63 0 151 BRUTAL LEGION (1335) BONSUR GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY STREET RACER 62-4751 18 8 0 77 PUBLIC NUISANCES (1382) VALAMANTIS ASSASSIN 96-1802 17 14 4 49 BLOODY LEGION (1276) OLD VALAMANTIS '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE Assur -- We fought, you won and took the title. Good for you! I hope you'll write a column. I would have. -- Philthry Mikel -- Okay. That's twice in a row we've met. I hope we don't get matched for a third time in a row. -- Pelis the True LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS ASSUR devastated PHILTHRY in a action packed 1 minute brutal mismatched Title fight. MIKEL handily defeated PELIS THE TRUE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match. ZEUS was devastated by SHEWISH GIANT in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided contest. FATALITY was bested by MAN-MOUNTAIN in a action packed 1 minute brawl. STREET RACER overpowered ASSASSIN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided struggle. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |BASHING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 10 - 5 - 0 67 | |AIMED BLOW 2 AIMED BLOW 8 - 5 - 0 62 | |SLASHING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 5 - 0 50 | |PARRY-STRIKE 1 BASHING ATTACK 14 - 16 - 0 47 | |STRIKING ATTACK 1 PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 6 - 0 40 | |WALL OF STEEL 1 STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 6 - 0 40 | |PARRY-LUNGE 0 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 - 0 0 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | |LUNGING ATTACK 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | |TOTAL PARRY 0 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 | Turn 690 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 BASHING ATTACK BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 SLASHING ATTACK AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 PARRY-STRIKE STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 1 STRIKING ATTACK WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 1 LUNGING ATTACK TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME BASHING ATTACK ASSUR 18-7821 93 140 2 241 ARROGANCE (732) SLASHING ATTACK MIKEL 6-6190 77 85 3 196 THE LADY'S LIST (917) PARRY-STRIKE PHILTHRY 42-2079 76 72 0 180 HIGHLANDERS (1341) WALL OF STEEL ZEUS 62-4010 65 56 0 176 LEGION OF LEGEND (1305) STRIKING ATTACK FATALITY 7-5820 56 63 0 151 BRUTAL LEGION (1335) AIMED BLOW STREET RACER 62-4751 18 8 0 77 PUBLIC NUISANCES (1382) The overall popularity leader is PELIS THE TRUE 42-3469. The most popular warrior this turn was MAN-MOUNTAIN 7-3853. The ten other most popular fighters were STREET RACER 62-4751, FATALITY 7-5820, ASSUR 18-7821, MIKEL 6-6190, PELIS THE TRUE 42-3469, PHILTHRY 42-2079, ZEUS 62-4010, ASSASSIN 96-1802, 0-0, and 0-0. The least popular fighter this week was ASSASSIN 96-1802. The other ten least popular fighters were ZEUS 62-4010, PHILTHRY 42-2079, PELIS THE TRUE 42-3469, MIKEL 6-6190, ASSUR 18-7821, FATALITY 7-5820, STREET RACER 62-4751, MAN-MOUNTAIN 7-3853, 0-0, and 0-0. Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K TRANSEL(6) 1 0 0 TALCAMA(18) 1 0 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 1 1 0 BONSUR(7) 1 1 0 RODEKI(42) 0 2 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 0 1 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY MIKEL 6-6190 77 85 3 196 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL MAN-MOUNTAIN 7-3853 34 31 1 163 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR ASSUR 18-7821 93 140 2 241 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA PHILTHRY 42-2079 76 72 0 180 HIGHLANDERS (1341) RODEKI ZEUS 62-4010 65 56 0 176 LEGION OF LEGEND (1305) VALAMANTIS ASSASSIN 96-1802 17 14 4 49 BLOODY LEGION (1276) OLD VALAMANTIS CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS To clarify: You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams. To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided. To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space. Make sure you include the ID! * * * * * MEMO * * * * * From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission To: All Managers In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately. Managers may register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission. Each warrior may have up to 15 favorite sayings. Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, Victory and may be up to 70 characters long. For any questions, please contact the Gladiatorial Commission.