DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL

Date   : 07/25/2016    Duedate: 08/06/2016

DARKHOLM ARENA

DM 104    TURN 690

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 WASTELAND II 7/500  3775 2726  16 58.1      BLOODY LEGION 96/1276
  2 PUBLIC NUIS 62/1382    6    7   0 46.2      LEGION OF LEGEND 62/1305
  3 HIGHLANDERS 42/1341  668  833  10 44.5    5 ARROGANCE 18/732    1585 2830  27 35.9
  4 BRUTAL LEGIO 7/1335  102  129   0 44.2      THE LADY'S LIST 6/917

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hullo!

Aaaallll righty, here we go.  Five fights, no challenges or avoids, one stand-in.  The 
stand-ins went 1-0.

ASSUR (18-7821) (92-140-2,231) of ARROGANCE fought PHILTHRY (42-2079) (76-71-0,186) of 
HIGHLANDERS.  ASSUR devastated PHILTHRY in an action packed 1 minute brutal mismatched 
Title fight.  Top Basher, top Parry-Strike, and I believe this is the second time in a 
row that they've fought, which isn't surprising considering the size of the turnout 
lately.

MIKEL (6-6190) (76-85-3,188) of THE LADY'S LIST fought PELIS THE TRUE (42-3469) 
(65-106-1,177) of HIGHLANDERS.  MIKEL handily defeated PELIS THE TRUE in an action 
packed 1 minute one-sided match.  Mikel is the top Slasher, and this is the third time 
in a row these two have fought.  It must be quite boring.  I think next time they 
should trade armor or something.  Pelis the True is better liked by the few spectators 
who wandered in to sit in the shade.  That's a nice thing about Darkholm Arena in the 
summertime, not a lot of sunlight gets in.  Not much breeze, either...

ZEUS (62-4010) (65-55-0,191) of LEGION OF LEGEND fought SHEWISH GIANT (104-25) 
(0-0-0,181) of  .  ZEUS was devastated by SHEWISH GIANT in a popular 1 minute brutal 
one-sided contest.  Zeus is the top Wall of Steel, despite losing.

FATALITY (7-5820) (56-62-0,166) of BRUTAL LEGION fought MAN- MOUNTAIN (7-3853) 
(33-31-1,143) of WASTELAND II.  FATALITY was bested by MAN- MOUNTAIN in an action 
packed 1 minute brawl.  Fatality is top Striker.

STREET RACER (62-4751) (17-8-0,66) of PUBLIC NUISANCES fought ASSASSIN (96-1802) (17-13-4,52) of BLOODY LEGION.  STREET RACER overpowered ASSASSIN in a crowd pleasing 2 
minute one-sided struggle.  Street Racer is the top Aimed Blow.  There are only six 
stylemasters this turn.

Debby Tonte was here, and went for a ride with Street Racer.  She also offered some 
laundry care advice.  I always send mine out, and don't tend to get blood on my things 
anyway.

Well... and so, cheerio!

                                          Malic of Talcama

KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ASSUR 18-7821                93 140  2  241  ARROGANCE (732)            TALCAMA

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MIKEL 6-6190                 77  85  3  196  THE LADY'S LIST (917)      TRANSEL

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PHILTHRY 42-2079             76  72  0  180  HIGHLANDERS (1341)         RODEKI
 ZEUS 62-4010                 65  56  0  176  LEGION OF LEGEND (1305)    VALAMANTIS
 PELIS THE TRUE 42-3469       65 107  1  170  HIGHLANDERS (1341)         RODEKI
 MAN-MOUNTAIN 7-3853          34  31  1  163  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 FATALITY 7-5820              56  63  0  151  BRUTAL LEGION (1335)       BONSUR

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 STREET RACER 62-4751         18   8  0   77  PUBLIC NUISANCES (1382)    VALAMANTIS
 ASSASSIN 96-1802             17  14  4   49  BLOODY LEGION (1276)       OLD VALAMANTIS

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Assur -- We fought, you won and took the title.  Good for you!  I hope you'll write a 
column.  I would have. -- Philthry

Mikel -- Okay.  That's twice in a row we've met.  I hope we don't get matched for a 
third time in a row. -- Pelis the True

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ASSUR devastated PHILTHRY in a action packed 1 minute brutal mismatched Title fight.
MIKEL handily defeated PELIS THE TRUE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
ZEUS was devastated by SHEWISH GIANT in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided contest.
FATALITY was bested by MAN-MOUNTAIN in a action packed 1 minute brawl.
STREET RACER overpowered ASSASSIN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided struggle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         WALL OF STEEL     10 -   5 -  0      67  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         AIMED BLOW         8 -   5 -  0      62  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         SLASHING ATTACK    5 -   5 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         BASHING ATTACK    14 -  16 -  0      47  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         STRIKING ATTACK    4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         TOTAL PARRY        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         LUNGING ATTACK     0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 690 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  BASHING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  LUNGING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   ASSUR 18-7821              93 140  2  241 ARROGANCE (732)
SLASHING ATTACK  MIKEL 6-6190               77  85  3  196 THE LADY'S LIST (917)
PARRY-STRIKE     PHILTHRY 42-2079           76  72  0  180 HIGHLANDERS (1341)
WALL OF STEEL    ZEUS 62-4010               65  56  0  176 LEGION OF LEGEND (1305)
STRIKING ATTACK  FATALITY 7-5820            56  63  0  151 BRUTAL LEGION (1335)
AIMED BLOW       STREET RACER 62-4751       18   8  0   77 PUBLIC NUISANCES (1382)

The overall popularity leader is PELIS THE TRUE 42-3469.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was MAN-MOUNTAIN 7-3853.  The ten other most popular fighters were STREET 
RACER 62-4751, FATALITY 7-5820, ASSUR 18-7821, MIKEL 6-6190, PELIS THE TRUE 42-3469, 
PHILTHRY 42-2079, ZEUS 62-4010, ASSASSIN 96-1802,  0-0, and  0-0.

The least popular fighter this week was ASSASSIN 96-1802.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were ZEUS 62-4010, PHILTHRY 42-2079, PELIS THE TRUE 42-3469, MIKEL 
6-6190, ASSUR 18-7821, FATALITY 7-5820, STREET RACER 62-4751, MAN-MOUNTAIN 7-3853,  
0-0, and  0-0.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
TRANSEL(6)           1  0 0  TALCAMA(18)          1  0 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       1  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            1  1 0  RODEKI(42)           0  2 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MIKEL 6-6190                77  85  3  196  THE LADY'S LIST (917)      TRANSEL
 MAN-MOUNTAIN 7-3853         34  31  1  163  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 ASSUR 18-7821               93 140  2  241  ARROGANCE (732)            TALCAMA
 PHILTHRY 42-2079            76  72  0  180  HIGHLANDERS (1341)         RODEKI
 ZEUS 62-4010                65  56  0  176  LEGION OF LEGEND (1305)    VALAMANTIS
 ASSASSIN 96-1802            17  14  4   49  BLOODY LEGION (1276)       OLD VALAMANTIS

                                CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS

To clarify:  You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams.  
To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided. 
To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space. 
Make sure you include the ID!

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission.