DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL
Date : 09/19/2016 Duedate: 10/01/2016
DARKHOLM ARENA
DM 104 TURN 694
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 WASTELAND II 7/500 3776 2729 16 58.0 BLOODY LEGION 96/1276
2-PUBLIC NUIS 62/1382 7 8 0 46.7 LEGION OF LEGEND 62/1305
3 HIGHLANDERS 42/1341 672 837 10 44.5 5 ARROGANCE 18/732 1589 2834 27 35.9
4 BRUTAL LEGIO 7/1335 107 136 0 44.0 THE LADY'S LIST 6/917
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay.
Hullo there, Darkholmers!
Again today, there were five fights. Since two involved stand-ins, that's eight
actual gladiators, also the same as last turn. But were they the same eight who took
part last time? You know, at the moment I'm too lazy to check and see. Let's look at
the fights, shall we? Even if you don't want to, because I'm driving this spy report.
ASSUR (18-7821) (95-141-2,224) of ARROGANCE fought PHILTHRY (42-2079) (78-73-0,185) of
HIGHLANDERS. ASSUR slimly lost to PHILTHRY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Title fight.
Okay! We have a new Keeper of the Runeblade. Since Philthry always writes a personal
ad, I can hope he'll write a column next time. Anyway, Assur is still the top Basher
and Philthry is top Parry-Strike.
MIKEL (6-6190) (78-87-3,197) of THE LADY'S LIST fought PELIS THE TRUE (42-3469) (66-
109-1,177) of HIGHLANDERS. MIKEL vanquished PELIS THE TRUE in an exciting 1 minute
uneven battle. Mikel is top Slasher, and Pelis the True is overall popularity leader.
Mikel is this turn's favorite, though.
ZEUS (62-4010) (67-57-0,202) of LEGION OF LEGEND fought MAN-MOUNTAIN (7-3853) (35-33-
1,158) of WASTELAND II. ZEUS narrowly defeated MAN-MOUNTAIN in a crowd pleasing 1
minute bloody duel. Zeus is the top Wall of Steel. Oddly, Man-Mountain isn't a
stylemaster at all.
FATALITY (7-5820) (56-66-0,116) of BRUTAL LEGION fought OLD SAILMAKER (104-7) (0-0-
0,110) of . FATALITY was overpowered by OLD SAILMAKER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
The Old Sailmaker is pretty formidable, eh? Fatality is our top Striker.
ASSASSIN (96-1802) (18-16-4,71) of BLOODY LEGION fought DRUNKEN FISHERMAN (104-1) (20-
20-0,50) of . ASSASSIN bested DRUNKEN FISHERMAN in a 2 minute duel. And Assassin is
the top Aimed Blow.
There were no challenges and no avoids. So that's all there is to say. Until next
time... wait for it... CHEERIO!
-- Malic of Talcama
KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PHILTHRY 42-2079 79 73 0 201 HIGHLANDERS (1341) RODEKI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MIKEL 6-6190 79 87 3 205 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
ZEUS 62-4010 68 57 0 204 LEGION OF LEGEND (1305) VALAMANTIS
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ASSUR 18-7821 95 142 2 190 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PELIS THE TRUE 42-3469 66 110 1 173 HIGHLANDERS (1341) RODEKI
MAN-MOUNTAIN 7-3853 35 34 1 168 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FATALITY 7-5820 56 67 0 103 BRUTAL LEGION (1335) BONSUR
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ASSASSIN 96-1802 19 16 4 73 BLOODY LEGION (1276) OLD VALAMANTIS
-STREET RACER 62-4751 19 9 0 62 PUBLIC NUISANCES (1382) VALAMANTIS
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Assur -- The crowd was amazed at our speed? And we're both Bashers? How old ARE
those spectators? -- Pelis the True
Man-Mountain -- They really shouldn't call you a golem. Clearly you are a natural
male who suffered some kind of horrible accident. After all, your name says it. Man.
-- Philthry
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
ASSUR slimly lost to PHILTHRY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Title fight.
MIKEL vanquished PELIS THE TRUE in a exciting 1 minute uneven battle.
ZEUS narrowly defeated MAN-MOUNTAIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody duel.
FATALITY was overpowered by OLD SAILMAKER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ASSASSIN bested DRUNKEN FISHERMAN in a 2 minute duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 3 AIMED BLOW 9 - 6 - 0 60 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 4 - 0 60 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 WALL OF STEEL 6 - 5 - 0 55 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 5 - 0 50 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 BASHING ATTACK 14 - 16 - 0 47 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 8 - 0 20 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|TOTAL PARRY 0 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 694 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 PARRY-STRIKE
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 3 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 1 STRIKING ATTACK
1 LUNGING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-STRIKE PHILTHRY 42-2079 79 73 0 201 HIGHLANDERS (1341)
SLASHING ATTACK MIKEL 6-6190 79 87 3 205 THE LADY'S LIST (917)
WALL OF STEEL ZEUS 62-4010 68 57 0 204 LEGION OF LEGEND (1305)
BASHING ATTACK ASSUR 18-7821 95 142 2 190 ARROGANCE (732)
STRIKING ATTACK FATALITY 7-5820 56 67 0 103 BRUTAL LEGION (1335)
AIMED BLOW ASSASSIN 96-1802 19 16 4 73 BLOODY LEGION (1276)
The overall popularity leader is PELIS THE TRUE 42-3469. The most popular warrior
this turn was MIKEL 6-6190. The ten other most popular fighters were PHILTHRY
42-2079, PELIS THE TRUE 42-3469, ASSUR 18-7821, ZEUS 62-4010, MAN-MOUNTAIN 7-3853,
ASSASSIN 96-1802, FATALITY 7-5820, 0-0, 0-0, and 0-0.
The least popular fighter this week was FATALITY 7-5820. The other ten least popular
fighters were ASSASSIN 96-1802, MAN-MOUNTAIN 7-3853, ZEUS 62-4010, ASSUR 18-7821,
PELIS THE TRUE 42-3469, PHILTHRY 42-2079, MIKEL 6-6190, 0-0, 0-0, and 0-0.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
TRANSEL(6) 1 0 0 TALCAMA(18) 0 1 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 1 0 0
BONSUR(7) 0 2 0 RODEKI(42) 1 1 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MIKEL 6-6190 79 87 3 205 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
MAN-MOUNTAIN 7-3853 35 34 1 168 WASTELAND II (500) BONSUR
ASSUR 18-7821 95 142 2 190 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA
PHILTHRY 42-2079 79 73 0 201 HIGHLANDERS (1341) RODEKI
ZEUS 62-4010 68 57 0 204 LEGION OF LEGEND (1305) VALAMANTIS
ASSASSIN 96-1802 19 16 4 73 BLOODY LEGION (1276) OLD VALAMANTIS
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
SONNY TERRY (30-3912) of DELTA BLUES (374)
BLOOD RED SKIES (32-5430) of CALL THE PRIEST (344)
DINO ORTALANI (69-9537) of OZ (944)
TUESDAY WELD (73-6047) of CALENDAR GIRLS (453)
ELEPHANTTRANQUILIZER (82-855) of HARD LIQUOR 3 (140)
FLOYD 101 (82-53144) of ROOKIE PINK 61 (8965)
DOWRY WRAITH (82-50172) of 072507J (8439)
CRIKEY! (82-45396) of SURPRISE! (7631)
COCKROACH (82-47295) of THIRSTY THUGS 705 (7946)
URETHRA FRANKLIN (82-16581) of R-E-S-P-E-E (2518)
SACRED DOOM (82-10660) of HAUNTED CASTLE 3 (1569)
HELPER HAND (84-4344) of DOODS III (848)
QUICKSILVER (84-7055) of MORE Q STUFF (1335)
CRUTCH (84-15431) of OLD ONE (2726)
THONG RENAISSANCE (84-14786) of THE ORLANDO MOB 17 (2602)
THE CREATOR (84-32899) of LOITER SQUAD (5769)
THE WHITE WHALE (84-47164) of GOTTA SERVE 2 (5903)
PIMPLED NINNY (84-28547) of 012112H (5057)
SFC 10 (84-23902) of MEDAL OF HONOR 101 (4237)
FLATLINER (84-45870) of BAD NEWS BEERS (7928)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes