DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL

Date   : 03/20/2017    Duedate: 04/01/2017

DARKHOLM ARENA

DM 104    TURN 707

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 WASTELAND II 7/500  3777 2741  16 57.9      BLOODY LEGION 96/1276
  2 OBSIDIAN HA 33/1370  108  108   2 50.0      LEGION OF LEGEND 62/1305
    SPECTRAL STEEL 47/1386                    4 HIGHLANDERS 42/1341  684  851  10 44.6
    CRESCENT SHIELD 82/1388                   5 DEAD LEGEND 21/1385    4    5   0 44.4
    BLOODHAMMER CLAN 82/1387                  6 PUBLIC NUIS 62/1382    7   10   0 41.2
    MYTHICAL KNIGHTS 60/1384                  7 ARROGANCE 18/732    1604 2845  27 36.1
    GRIZZLED VETERANS 40/1378                   THE LADY'S LIST 6/917
  3 BRUTAL LEGIO 7/1335  128  154   0 45.4    8 OINGO BOINGO 6/1389    0    4   0  0.0

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hullo!
     Well, we saw eleven fights today, two of which were a result of challenges.  To 
the best of my knowledge, nobody avoided anybody. 
     SIR YVAIN (60-9076) (18-7-2,100) of MYTHICAL KNIGHTS challenged ASSASSIN (96-
1802) (29-18-4,100) of BLOODY LEGION.  SIR YVAIN viciously subdued ASSASSIN in a crowd 
pleasing 2 minute Challenge fight.  But Assassin is still our top Aimed Blow.
     WINNING SIDE (6-4276) (16-8-1,52) of OINGO BOINGO challenged SIR LUCAN (60-9077) 
(16-13-0,13) of MYTHICAL KNIGHTS.  WINNING SIDE was subdued by SIR LUCAN in a 2 minute 
Challenge melee.
     3) ZEUS (62-4010) (76-61-0,204) of LEGION OF LEGEND fought WARDRA (82-56471) (28-
10-1,203) of BLOODHAMMER CLAN.  ZEUS subdued WARDRA in an action packed 4 minute 
bloody Title fight.  Of course, Zeus is still Keeper of the Runeblade and our top Wall 
of Steel.  Wardra was voted this turn's favorite, probably because the fight lasted 
four minutes and the spectators felt that was excessive.  Wardra is our top-ranked 
Lunger.
     MIKEL (6-6190) (83-95-3,181) of THE LADY'S LIST fought PHILTHRY (42-2079) (85-79-
0,182) of HIGHLANDERS.  MIKEL devastated PHILTHRY in an exciting 1 minute bloody one-
sided fight.  Mikel is, as always, top Slasher.  And Philthry is top Parry-Strike.
     DIGITALIS (33-6862) (36-44-1,190) of OBSIDIAN HALL fought MAN-MOUNTAIN (7-3853) 
(36-45-1,170) of WASTELAND II.  DIGITALIS bested MAN-MOUNTAIN in a 2 minute gory duel.  
Digitalis is top Parry-Riposte.
     WYVERN (33-2457) (44-47-0,192) of OBSIDIAN HALL fought PELIS THE TRUE (42-3469) 
(72-116-1,171) of HIGHLANDERS.  WYVERN devastated PELIS THE TRUE in a crowd pleasing 1 
minute mismatched match.  Pelis the True is our overall popularity leader.
     GLAMDRING (33-2328) (57-44-1,202) of OBSIDIAN HALL fought ASSUR (18-7821) (104-
145-2,196) of ARROGANCE.  GLAMDRING was savagely defeated by ASSUR in an action packed 
2 minute gruesome melee.  Assur is the top Basher, but ...he... really needs to 
declare a gender.  Glamdring is the top Total Parry.
     FATALITY (7-5820) (58-77-0,143) of BRUTAL LEGION fought KHALHUMS DWARF (104-10) 
(0-0-0,150) of  .  FATALITY was vanquished by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute one-sided 
duel.  As usual, Fatality is top Striker.  And Khalhums Dwarf isn't actually short, 
and that is a fake beard.
     CROW HELM (82-56829) (19-7-0,21) of CRESCENT SHIELD fought COCKY SPECTATOR (104-
3) (0-0-0,0) of  .  CROW HELM won victory over COCKY SPECTATOR in a popular 1 minute 
duel.  I should hope so!
     AELFWINE (82-23244) (17-6-0,77) of BLOODHAMMER CLAN fought PAC-MAN (21-8191) (28-
25-1,61) of DEAD LEGENDS.  AELFWINE savagely defeated PAC-MAN in an action packed 2 
minute gory match.
     STREET RACER (62-4751) (19-10-0,56) of PUBLIC NUISANCES fought KYLROI (40-4534) 
(23-4-0,87) of GRIZZLED VETERANS.  STREET RACER was overpowered by KYLROI in a 1 
minute one-sided match.
     Did I leave out any stylemasters?  I hope not.  In any case, that's all for 
today.  Cheerio!

                                          -- Malic of Talcama

KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ZEUS 62-4010                 77  61  0  221  LEGION OF LEGEND (1305)    VALAMANTIS

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ASSUR 18-7821               105 145  2  213  ARROGANCE (732)            TALCAMA

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WARDRA 82-56471              28  11  1  202  BLOODHAMMER CLAN (1387)    DWES EG
 WYVERN 33-2457               45  47  0  198  OBSIDIAN HALL (1370)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 MIKEL 6-6190                 84  95  3  196  THE LADY'S LIST (917)      TRANSEL
 GLAMDRING 33-2328            57  45  1  194  OBSIDIAN HALL (1370)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 DIGITALIS 33-6862            37  44  1  192  OBSIDIAN HALL (1370)       NIATOLI ISLAND

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PHILTHRY 42-2079             85  80  0  171  HIGHLANDERS (1341)         RODEKI
 MAN-MOUNTAIN 7-3853          36  46  1  171  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 PELIS THE TRUE 42-3469       72 117  1  166  HIGHLANDERS (1341)         RODEKI

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FATALITY 7-5820              58  78  0  136  BRUTAL LEGION (1335)       BONSUR
 SIR YVAIN 60-9076            19   7  2  114  MYTHICAL KNIGHTS (1384)    ARADI

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-BATTLE BANSHEE 47-7979       12   8  2  100  SPECTRAL STEEL (1386)      NORTH FORK
 ASSASSIN 96-1802             29  19  4   98  BLOODY LEGION (1276)       OLD VALAMANTIS
 KYLROI 40-4534               24   4  0   94  GRIZZLED VETERANS (1378)   ZENSU

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 AELFWINE 82-23244            18   6  0   83  BLOODHAMMER CLAN (1387)    DWES EG
 PAC-MAN 21-8191              28  26  1   63  DEAD LEGENDS (1385)        SUNSET
 STREET RACER 62-4751         19  11  0   59  PUBLIC NUISANCES (1382)    VALAMANTIS
 SIR LUCAN 60-9077            17  13  0   43  MYTHICAL KNIGHTS (1384)    ARADI
 WINNING SIDE 6-4276          16   9  1   29  OINGO BOINGO (1389)        TRANSEL
 CROW HELM 82-56829           20   7  0   23  CRESCENT SHIELD (1388)     DWES EG

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Aelfwine -- You're not quite wine.  You're not quite an elf.  And you end like a 
cantaloupe, but you are a good fight!  Or, what the Shewish might call 'Brunch.' -- 
Winning Side

Wardra -- Nice fighting.  And you got me in both kidneys.  The healers fixed me up, 
but I'm still peeing blood a little. -- Philthry

Fatality -- You've got to watch out for those deadly ankle attacks. -- Philthry

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SIR YVAIN viciously subdued ASSASSIN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge fight.
WINNING SIDE was subdued by SIR LUCAN in a 2 minute Challenge melee.
ZEUS subdued WARDRA in a action packed 4 minute bloody Title fight.
MIKEL devastated PHILTHRY in a exciting 1 minute bloody one-sided fight.
DIGITALIS bested MAN-MOUNTAIN in a 2 minute gory duel.
WYVERN devastated PELIS THE TRUE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
GLAMDRING was savagely defeated by ASSUR in a action packed 2 minute gruesome melee.
FATALITY was vanquished by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
CROW HELM won victory over COCKY SPECTATOR in a popular 1 minute duel.
AELFWINE savagely defeated PAC-MAN in a action packed 2 minute gory match.
STREET RACER was overpowered by KYLROI in a 1 minute one-sided match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       5         LUNGING ATTACK    10 -   6 -  0      63  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   4 -  0      56  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         WALL OF STEEL      8 -   7 -  0      53  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -   5 -  0      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         BASHING ATTACK    19 -  19 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         AIMED BLOW        15 -  16 -  0      48  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         SLASHING ATTACK    9 -  11 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         TOTAL PARRY        4 -   5 -  0      44  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         STRIKING ATTACK    8 -  15 -  1      35  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 707 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         4  BASHING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  2         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         3 -  2     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  2                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    ZEUS 62-4010               77  61  0  221 LEGION OF LEGEND (1305)
BASHING ATTACK   ASSUR 18-7821             105 145  2  213 ARROGANCE (732)
LUNGING ATTACK   WARDRA 82--9065            28  11  1  202 BLOODHAMMER CLAN (1387)
SLASHING ATTACK  MIKEL 6-6190               84  95  3  196 THE LADY'S LIST (917)
TOTAL PARRY      GLAMDRING 33-2328          57  45  1  194 OBSIDIAN HALL (1370)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    DIGITALIS 33-6862          37  44  1  192 OBSIDIAN HALL (1370)
PARRY-STRIKE     PHILTHRY 42-2079           85  80  0  171 HIGHLANDERS (1341)
STRIKING ATTACK  FATALITY 7-5820            58  78  0  136 BRUTAL LEGION (1335)
AIMED BLOW       ASSASSIN 96-1802           29  19  4   98 BLOODY LEGION (1276)

The overall popularity leader is PELIS THE TRUE 42-3469.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was WARDRA 82--9065.  The ten other most popular fighters were AELFWINE 
82-23244, SIR YVAIN 60-9076, ZEUS 62-4010, ASSUR 18-7821, SIR LUCAN 60-9077, MIKEL 
6-6190, DIGITALIS 33-6862, WINNING SIDE 6-4276, MAN-MOUNTAIN 7-3853, and WYVERN 
33-2457.

The least popular fighter this week was STREET RACER 62-4751.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were PELIS THE TRUE 42-3469, PHILTHRY 42-2079, ASSASSIN 96-1802, 
KYLROI 40-4534, PAC-MAN 21-8191, CROW HELM 82--8707, FATALITY 7-5820, GLAMDRING 
33-2328, WYVERN 33-2457, and MAN-MOUNTAIN 7-3853.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
TRANSEL(6)           1  1 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   2  1 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       1  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            0  2 0  ZENSU(40)            1  0 0  DWES EG(82)          2  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)          1  0 0  RODEKI(42)           0  2 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   0  1 0  
SUNSET(21)           0  1 0  ARADI(60)            2  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MIKEL 6-6190                84  95  3  196  THE LADY'S LIST (917)      TRANSEL
 MAN-MOUNTAIN 7-3853         36  46  1  171  WASTELAND II (500)         BONSUR
 ASSUR 18-7821              105 145  2  213  ARROGANCE (732)            TALCAMA
 PAC-MAN 21-8191             28  26  1   63  DEAD LEGENDS (1385)        SUNSET
 WYVERN 33-2457              45  47  0  198  OBSIDIAN HALL (1370)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 KYLROI 40-4534              24   4  0   94  GRIZZLED VETERANS (1378)   ZENSU
 PHILTHRY 42-2079            85  80  0  171  HIGHLANDERS (1341)         RODEKI
 SIR YVAIN 60-9076           19   7  2  114  MYTHICAL KNIGHTS (1384)    ARADI
 ZEUS 62-4010                77  61  0  221  LEGION OF LEGEND (1305)    VALAMANTIS
 WARDRA 82--9065             28  11  1  202  BLOODHAMMER CLAN (1387)    DWES EG
 ASSASSIN 96-1802            29  19  4   98  BLOODY LEGION (1276)       OLD VALAMANTIS