DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL
Date : 01/08/2018 Duedate: 01/20/2018
DARKHOLM ARENA
DM 104 TURN 728
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 LADIES OF QU 7/1404 6 4 0 60.0 MYTHICAL KNIGHTS 60/1384
2 SHADOWHOLD 31/1405 205 221 2 48.1 GRIZZLED VETERANS 40/1378
OBSIDIAN HALL 33/1370 3 HIGHLANDERS 42/1341 710 867 10 45.0
SPECTRAL STEEL 47/1386 4 ARROGANCE 18/732 1621 2870 27 36.1
THE HOLY LEGION 10/490 THE LADY'S LIST 6/917
BLOODHAMMER CLAN 82/1387
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Aha!
Ten fights today. I guess everyone is still hung over. Not me, thank goodness!
GLAMDRING (33-2328) (72-50-1,271) of OBSIDIAN HALL fought ASSUR (18-7821) (114-156-
2,192) of ARROGANCE. GLAMDRING bested ASSUR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Title fight.
Glamdring is still our top TP, and of course Keeper of the Runeblade.
PELIS THE TRUE (42-3469) (85-124-1,199) of HIGHLANDERS fought JHAARAN (10-2017) (28-
29-2,169) of THE HOLY LEGION. PELIS THE TRUE vanquished JHAARAN in an exciting 2
minute gory uneven battle. Mr. True is top Basher and overall popularity leader.
BATTLE BANSHEE (47-7979) (18-21-2,181) of SPECTRAL STEEL fought BLIND BEGGAR (104-26)
(40-35-0,200). BATTLE BANSHEE won victory over BLIND BEGGAR in a crowd pleasing 2
minute brawl. The Banshee is top Striker.
SIR YVAIN (60-9076) (25-19-2,210) of MYTHICAL KNIGHTS fought MIKEL (6-6190) (91-108-
3,207) of THE LADY'S LIST. SIR YVAIN was overpowered by MIKEL in a crowd pleasing 2
minute one-sided fight. Mikel is, as always, top Striker.
AELFWINE (82-23244) (29-15-0,198) of BLOODHAMMER CLAN fought FERD THE TOWER (104-27)
(120-15-8,280). AELFWINE was vanquished by FERD THE TOWER in a 1 minute mismatched
fight. Aelfwine is our top Lunger and was voted this turn's least favorite. But
nobody likes to see Ferd get hit, eh?
PHILTHRY (42-2079) (96-89-0,190) of HIGHLANDERS fought KANEN VILESTAR (31-6601) (23-9-
0,158) of SHADOWHOLD. PHILTHRY savagely defeated KANEN VILESTAR in a crowd pleasing 3
minute gory brawl. Philthry is top Parry-Strike and this turn's favorite, while Mr.
Vilestar is the top Wall of Steel.
DIGITALIS (33-6862) (42-59-1,187) of OBSIDIAN HALL fought SOLACIA (104-24) (68-32-
0,225). DIGITALIS was overcome by SOLACIA in a 3 minute gruesome melee. Digitalis is
the top Parry-Riposte and Solacia is just trouble on the hoof.
KYLROI (40-4534) (33-15-0,155) of GRIZZLED VETERANS fought ANGRY BOOKIE (104-11) (15-
10-0,150). KYLROI lost to ANGRY BOOKIE in a popular 1 minute duel. Hmm. This turn,
Kylroi isn't a stylemaster.
SIR LUCAN (60-9077) (27-23-0,143) of MYTHICAL KNIGHTS fought KHALHUMS DWARF (104-10)
(0-0-0,150). SIR LUCAN vanquished KHALHUMS DWARF in a popular 2 minute brutal one-
sided duel. Sir Lucan is our top Aimed Blow.
ZYRO (33-8118) (27-25-0,87) of OBSIDIAN HALL fought THE TEACH (7-6621) (27-23-3,61) of
LADIES OF QUALITY. ZYRO was handily defeated by THE TEACH in an exciting 3 minute
brutal one-sided bout. There were no stylemasters in this fight!
Well, the midwinter thaw is here, and very welcome it is! I'm about to walk my dog.
She's been sad because it's been too cold to walk barefoot outside. I bought her some
boots, but she hates them. So, today she gets to splash happily in the mud.
Until we meet again, cheerio!
Malic of Talcama
KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GLAMDRING 33-2328 73 50 1 275 OBSIDIAN HALL (1370) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MIKEL 6-6190 92 108 3 223 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
AELFWINE 82-23244 29 16 0 210 BLOODHAMMER CLAN (1387) DWES EG
PELIS THE TRUE 42-3469 86 124 1 204 HIGHLANDERS (1341) RODEKI
BATTLE BANSHEE 47-7979 19 21 2 202 SPECTRAL STEEL (1386) NORTH FORK
PHILTHRY 42-2079 97 89 0 197 HIGHLANDERS (1341) RODEKI
ASSUR 18-7821 114 157 2 195 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA
DIGITALIS 33-6862 42 60 1 195 OBSIDIAN HALL (1370) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
SIR YVAIN 60-9076 25 20 2 193 MYTHICAL KNIGHTS (1384) ARADI
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JHAARAN 10-2017 28 30 2 167 THE HOLY LEGION (490) KOLACT
KANEN VILESTAR 31-6601 23 10 0 164 SHADOWHOLD (1405) CHIMLEVTAL
SIR LUCAN 60-9077 28 23 0 160 MYTHICAL KNIGHTS (1384) ARADI
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KYLROI 40-4534 33 16 0 149 GRIZZLED VETERANS (1378) ZENSU
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE TEACH 7-6621 28 23 3 88 LADIES OF QUALITY (1404) BONSUR
ZYRO 33-8118 27 26 0 65 OBSIDIAN HALL (1370) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Mikel -- Kinda funny that we both got the same train. But then, who knows how the
Commission clerks figure that sort of thing. -- Philthry
Jhaaran -- Oh my gosh! I won! With lots more experience than you, of course. But I
think you fought well. And I really wasn't aiming for your kidneys. -- Pelis the True
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
GLAMDRING bested ASSUR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Title fight.
PELIS THE TRUE vanquished JHAARAN in a exciting 2 minute gory uneven battle.
BATTLE BANSHEE won victory over BLIND BEGGAR in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brawl.
SIR YVAIN was overpowered by MIKEL in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided fight.
AELFWINE was vanquished by FERD THE TOWER in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
PHILTHRY savagely defeated KANEN VILESTAR in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory brawl.
DIGITALIS was overcome by SOLACIA in a 3 minute gruesome melee.
KYLROI lost to ANGRY BOOKIE in a popular 1 minute duel.
SIR LUCAN vanquished KHALHUMS DWARF in a popular 2 minute brutal one-sided duel.
ZYRO was handily defeated by THE TEACH in a exciting 3 minute brutal one-sided bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 2 PARRY-STRIKE 7 - 3 - 0 70 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 WALL OF STEEL 6 - 4 - 0 60 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 12 - 8 - 0 60 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 11 - 9 - 0 55 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 AIMED BLOW 11 - 9 - 0 55 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 11 - 15 - 0 42 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 8 - 11 - 0 42 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 9 - 13 - 0 41 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 7 - 0 30 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 728 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 2 2 SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 2 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 1 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 PARRY-STRIKE
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY GLAMDRING 33-2328 73 50 1 275 OBSIDIAN HALL (1370)
SLASHING ATTACK MIKEL 6-6190 92 108 3 223 THE LADY'S LIST (917)
LUNGING ATTACK AELFWINE 82-23244 29 16 0 210 BLOODHAMMER CLAN (1387)
BASHING ATTACK PELIS THE TRUE 42-3469 86 124 1 204 HIGHLANDERS (1341)
STRIKING ATTACK BATTLE BANSHEE 47-7979 19 21 2 202 SPECTRAL STEEL (1386)
PARRY-STRIKE PHILTHRY 42-2079 97 89 0 197 HIGHLANDERS (1341)
PARRY-RIPOSTE DIGITALIS 33-6862 42 60 1 195 OBSIDIAN HALL (1370)
WALL OF STEEL KANEN VILESTAR 31-6601 23 10 0 164 SHADOWHOLD (1405)
AIMED BLOW SIR LUCAN 60-9077 28 23 0 160 MYTHICAL KNIGHTS (1384)
The overall popularity leader is PELIS THE TRUE 42-3469. The most popular warrior
this turn was PHILTHRY 42-2079. The ten other most popular fighters were MIKEL
6-6190, THE TEACH 7-6621, PELIS THE TRUE 42-3469, SIR YVAIN 60-9076, SIR LUCAN
60-9077, BATTLE BANSHEE 47-7979, GLAMDRING 33-2328, KANEN VILESTAR 31-6601, DIGITALIS
33-6862, and ASSUR 18-7821.
The least popular fighter this week was AELFWINE 82-23244. The other ten least
popular fighters were JHAARAN 10-2017, ZYRO 33-8118, KYLROI 40-4534, ASSUR 18-7821,
DIGITALIS 33-6862, KANEN VILESTAR 31-6601, GLAMDRING 33-2328, BATTLE BANSHEE 47-7979,
SIR LUCAN 60-9077, and SIR YVAIN 60-9076.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
TRANSEL(6) 1 0 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 0 1 0 NORTH FORK(47) 1 0 0
BONSUR(7) 1 0 0 NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 1 2 0 ARADI(60) 1 1 0
KOLACT(10) 0 1 0 ZENSU(40) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 0 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 0 1 0 RODEKI(42) 2 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MIKEL 6-6190 92 108 3 223 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
THE TEACH 7-6621 28 23 3 88 LADIES OF QUALITY (1404) BONSUR
JHAARAN 10-2017 28 30 2 167 THE HOLY LEGION (490) KOLACT
ASSUR 18-7821 114 157 2 195 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA
KANEN VILESTAR 31-6601 23 10 0 164 SHADOWHOLD (1405) CHIMLEVTAL
GLAMDRING 33-2328 73 50 1 275 OBSIDIAN HALL (1370) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KYLROI 40-4534 33 16 0 149 GRIZZLED VETERANS (1378) ZENSU
PELIS THE TRUE 42-3469 86 124 1 204 HIGHLANDERS (1341) RODEKI
BATTLE BANSHEE 47-7979 19 21 2 202 SPECTRAL STEEL (1386) NORTH FORK
SIR YVAIN 60-9076 25 20 2 193 MYTHICAL KNIGHTS (1384) ARADI
AELFWINE 82-23244 29 16 0 210 BLOODHAMMER CLAN (1387) DWES EG
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