DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL

Date   : 01/08/2018    Duedate: 01/20/2018

DARKHOLM ARENA

DM 104    TURN 728

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 LADIES OF QU 7/1404    6    4   0 60.0      MYTHICAL KNIGHTS 60/1384
  2 SHADOWHOLD 31/1405   205  221   2 48.1      GRIZZLED VETERANS 40/1378
    OBSIDIAN HALL 33/1370                     3 HIGHLANDERS 42/1341  710  867  10 45.0
    SPECTRAL STEEL 47/1386                    4 ARROGANCE 18/732    1621 2870  27 36.1
    THE HOLY LEGION 10/490                      THE LADY'S LIST 6/917
    BLOODHAMMER CLAN 82/1387

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Aha!

Ten fights today.  I guess everyone is still hung over.  Not me, thank goodness!

GLAMDRING (33-2328) (72-50-1,271) of OBSIDIAN HALL fought ASSUR (18-7821) (114-156-
2,192) of ARROGANCE.  GLAMDRING bested ASSUR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Title fight.  
Glamdring is still our top TP, and of course Keeper of the Runeblade.

PELIS THE TRUE (42-3469) (85-124-1,199) of HIGHLANDERS fought JHAARAN (10-2017) (28-
29-2,169) of THE HOLY LEGION.  PELIS THE TRUE vanquished JHAARAN in an exciting 2 
minute gory uneven battle.  Mr. True is top Basher and overall popularity leader.

BATTLE BANSHEE (47-7979) (18-21-2,181) of SPECTRAL STEEL fought BLIND BEGGAR (104-26) 
(40-35-0,200).  BATTLE BANSHEE won victory over BLIND BEGGAR in a crowd pleasing 2 
minute brawl.  The Banshee is top Striker.

SIR YVAIN (60-9076) (25-19-2,210) of MYTHICAL KNIGHTS fought MIKEL (6-6190) (91-108-
3,207) of THE LADY'S LIST.  SIR YVAIN was overpowered by MIKEL in a crowd pleasing 2 
minute one-sided fight.  Mikel is, as always, top Striker.

AELFWINE (82-23244) (29-15-0,198) of BLOODHAMMER CLAN fought FERD THE TOWER (104-27) 
(120-15-8,280).  AELFWINE was vanquished by FERD THE TOWER in a 1 minute mismatched 
fight.  Aelfwine is our top Lunger and was voted this turn's least favorite.  But 
nobody likes to see Ferd get hit, eh?

PHILTHRY (42-2079) (96-89-0,190) of HIGHLANDERS fought KANEN VILESTAR (31-6601) (23-9-
0,158) of SHADOWHOLD.  PHILTHRY savagely defeated KANEN VILESTAR in a crowd pleasing 3 
minute gory brawl.  Philthry is top Parry-Strike and this turn's favorite, while Mr. 
Vilestar is the top Wall of Steel.

DIGITALIS (33-6862) (42-59-1,187) of OBSIDIAN HALL fought SOLACIA (104-24) (68-32-
0,225).  DIGITALIS was overcome by SOLACIA in a 3 minute gruesome melee.  Digitalis is 
the top Parry-Riposte and Solacia is just trouble on the hoof.

KYLROI (40-4534) (33-15-0,155) of GRIZZLED VETERANS fought ANGRY BOOKIE (104-11) (15-
10-0,150).  KYLROI lost to ANGRY BOOKIE in a popular 1 minute duel.  Hmm.  This turn, 
Kylroi isn't a stylemaster.

SIR LUCAN (60-9077) (27-23-0,143) of MYTHICAL KNIGHTS fought KHALHUMS DWARF (104-10) 
(0-0-0,150).  SIR LUCAN vanquished KHALHUMS DWARF in a popular 2 minute brutal one-
sided duel.  Sir Lucan is our top Aimed Blow.

ZYRO (33-8118) (27-25-0,87) of OBSIDIAN HALL fought THE TEACH (7-6621) (27-23-3,61) of 
LADIES OF QUALITY.  ZYRO was handily defeated by THE TEACH in an exciting 3 minute 
brutal one-sided bout.  There were no stylemasters in this fight!

Well, the midwinter thaw is here, and very welcome it is!  I'm about to walk my dog.  
She's been sad because it's been too cold to walk barefoot outside.  I bought her some 
boots, but she hates them.  So, today she gets to splash happily in the mud.

Until we meet again, cheerio!

Malic of Talcama

KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GLAMDRING 33-2328            73  50  1  275  OBSIDIAN HALL (1370)       NIYTYOLE ISLAND

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MIKEL 6-6190                 92 108  3  223  THE LADY'S LIST (917)      TRANSEL

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 AELFWINE 82-23244            29  16  0  210  BLOODHAMMER CLAN (1387)    DWES EG
 PELIS THE TRUE 42-3469       86 124  1  204  HIGHLANDERS (1341)         RODEKI
 BATTLE BANSHEE 47-7979       19  21  2  202  SPECTRAL STEEL (1386)      NORTH FORK
 PHILTHRY 42-2079             97  89  0  197  HIGHLANDERS (1341)         RODEKI
 ASSUR 18-7821               114 157  2  195  ARROGANCE (732)            TALCAMA
 DIGITALIS 33-6862            42  60  1  195  OBSIDIAN HALL (1370)       NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 SIR YVAIN 60-9076            25  20  2  193  MYTHICAL KNIGHTS (1384)    ARADI

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JHAARAN 10-2017              28  30  2  167  THE HOLY LEGION (490)      KOLACT
 KANEN VILESTAR 31-6601       23  10  0  164  SHADOWHOLD (1405)          CHIMLEVTAL
 SIR LUCAN 60-9077            28  23  0  160  MYTHICAL KNIGHTS (1384)    ARADI

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KYLROI 40-4534               33  16  0  149  GRIZZLED VETERANS (1378)   ZENSU

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE TEACH 7-6621             28  23  3   88  LADIES OF QUALITY (1404)   BONSUR
 ZYRO 33-8118                 27  26  0   65  OBSIDIAN HALL (1370)       NIYTYOLE ISLAND

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Mikel -- Kinda funny that we both got the same train.  But then, who knows how the 
Commission clerks figure that sort of thing. -- Philthry

Jhaaran -- Oh my gosh!  I won!  With lots more experience than you, of course.  But I 
think you fought well.  And I really wasn't aiming for your kidneys. -- Pelis the True

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

GLAMDRING bested ASSUR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Title fight.
PELIS THE TRUE vanquished JHAARAN in a exciting 2 minute gory uneven battle.
BATTLE BANSHEE won victory over BLIND BEGGAR in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brawl.
SIR YVAIN was overpowered by MIKEL in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided fight.
AELFWINE was vanquished by FERD THE TOWER in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
PHILTHRY savagely defeated KANEN VILESTAR in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory brawl.
DIGITALIS was overcome by SOLACIA in a 3 minute gruesome melee.
KYLROI lost to ANGRY BOOKIE in a popular 1 minute duel.
SIR LUCAN vanquished KHALHUMS DWARF in a popular 2 minute brutal one-sided duel.
ZYRO was handily defeated by THE TEACH in a exciting 3 minute brutal one-sided bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       2         PARRY-STRIKE       7 -   3 -  0      70  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         WALL OF STEEL      6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         BASHING ATTACK    12 -   8 -  0      60  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         TOTAL PARRY       11 -   9 -  0      55  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         AIMED BLOW        11 -   9 -  0      55  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         LUNGING ATTACK    11 -  15 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      8 -  11 -  0      42  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         SLASHING ATTACK    9 -  13 -  0      41  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         STRIKING ATTACK    3 -   7 -  0      30  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 728 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  2         2  SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         2  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      GLAMDRING 33-2328          73  50  1  275 OBSIDIAN HALL (1370)
SLASHING ATTACK  MIKEL 6-6190               92 108  3  223 THE LADY'S LIST (917)
LUNGING ATTACK   AELFWINE 82-23244          29  16  0  210 BLOODHAMMER CLAN (1387)
BASHING ATTACK   PELIS THE TRUE 42-3469     86 124  1  204 HIGHLANDERS (1341)
STRIKING ATTACK  BATTLE BANSHEE 47-7979     19  21  2  202 SPECTRAL STEEL (1386)
PARRY-STRIKE     PHILTHRY 42-2079           97  89  0  197 HIGHLANDERS (1341)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    DIGITALIS 33-6862          42  60  1  195 OBSIDIAN HALL (1370)
WALL OF STEEL    KANEN VILESTAR 31-6601     23  10  0  164 SHADOWHOLD (1405)
AIMED BLOW       SIR LUCAN 60-9077          28  23  0  160 MYTHICAL KNIGHTS (1384)

The overall popularity leader is PELIS THE TRUE 42-3469.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was PHILTHRY 42-2079.  The ten other most popular fighters were MIKEL 
6-6190, THE TEACH 7-6621, PELIS THE TRUE 42-3469, SIR YVAIN 60-9076, SIR LUCAN 
60-9077, BATTLE BANSHEE 47-7979, GLAMDRING 33-2328, KANEN VILESTAR 31-6601, DIGITALIS 
33-6862, and ASSUR 18-7821.

The least popular fighter this week was AELFWINE 82-23244.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were JHAARAN 10-2017, ZYRO 33-8118, KYLROI 40-4534, ASSUR 18-7821, 
DIGITALIS 33-6862, KANEN VILESTAR 31-6601, GLAMDRING 33-2328, BATTLE BANSHEE 47-7979, 
SIR LUCAN 60-9077, and SIR YVAIN 60-9076.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
TRANSEL(6)           1  0 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       0  1 0  NORTH FORK(47)       1  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            1  0 0  NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  1  2 0  ARADI(60)            1  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           0  1 0  ZENSU(40)            0  1 0  DWES EG(82)          0  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)          0  1 0  RODEKI(42)           2  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MIKEL 6-6190                92 108  3  223  THE LADY'S LIST (917)      TRANSEL
 THE TEACH 7-6621            28  23  3   88  LADIES OF QUALITY (1404)   BONSUR
 JHAARAN 10-2017             28  30  2  167  THE HOLY LEGION (490)      KOLACT
 ASSUR 18-7821              114 157  2  195  ARROGANCE (732)            TALCAMA
 KANEN VILESTAR 31-6601      23  10  0  164  SHADOWHOLD (1405)          CHIMLEVTAL
 GLAMDRING 33-2328           73  50  1  275  OBSIDIAN HALL (1370)       NIYTYOLE ISLAND

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KYLROI 40-4534              33  16  0  149  GRIZZLED VETERANS (1378)   ZENSU
 PELIS THE TRUE 42-3469      86 124  1  204  HIGHLANDERS (1341)         RODEKI
 BATTLE BANSHEE 47-7979      19  21  2  202  SPECTRAL STEEL (1386)      NORTH FORK
 SIR YVAIN 60-9076           25  20  2  193  MYTHICAL KNIGHTS (1384)    ARADI
 AELFWINE 82-23244           29  16  0  210  BLOODHAMMER CLAN (1387)    DWES EG

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