DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL Date : 06/25/2018 Duedate: 07/07/2018 DARKHOLM ARENA DM 104 TURN 740 RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K % 1 EAT EM RAW B 6/1412 15 12 0 55.6 GRIZZLED VETERANS 40/1378 LADIES OF QUALITY 7/1404 UNLIKELY HEROES 18W 97/1408 2 D.R.I. 21/1413 23 23 0 50.0 4 HIGHLANDERS 42/1341 721 880 10 45.0 3 SHADOWHOLD 31/1405 277 286 2 49.2 5 OBELISK 005 1/1409 88 119 1 42.5 OBSIDIAN HALL 33/1370 SAND KINGS 69/1118 SPECTRAL STEEL 47/1386 COLLEGE RADIO 51/1365 THE HOLY LEGION 10/490 6 ARROGANCE 18/732 1634 2881 27 36.2 ABSURD HEROES XI 84/1414 THE LADY'S LIST 6/917 BLOODHAMMER CLAN 82/1387 7-OINGO BOINGO 6/1389 2 17 0 10.5 MYTHICAL KNIGHTS 60/1384 REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER Hullo! Malic here, as usual. Sorry I couldn't be with you last turn, but the Commission was hit by some kind of disaster, I don't know what, and they told me to stay away. So... 13 fights today, no challenges, no avoids, no deaths, three stand-ins. Hmm. JOE MAMA (21-6771) (58-75-1,234) of D.R.I. fought SIR YVAIN (60-9076) (33-23-2,211) of MYTHICAL KNIGHTS. JOE MAMA devastated SIR YVAIN in a 2 minute gruesome mismatched Title fight. Joe is still our Keeper of the Runeblade and top Total Parry. MIKEL (6-6190) (97-114-3,220) of THE LADY'S LIST fought BATTLE BANSHEE (47-7979) (25- 26-2,203) of SPECTRAL STEEL. MIKEL demolished BATTLE BANSHEE in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided melee. And Mikel is top Slasher, as he so often is. PHILTHRY (42-2079) (101-96-0,200) of HIGHLANDERS fought JHAARAN (10-2017) (33-36- 2,198) of THE HOLY LEGION. PHILTHRY devastated JHAARAN in a popular 3 minute brutal one-sided contest. The orc with the sexy sister is on a winning streak, I think. He's our top Parry-Strike. PELIS THE TRUE (42-3469) (91-130-1,208) of HIGHLANDERS fought KYLROI (40-4534) (35-25- 0,160) of GRIZZLED VETERANS. PELIS THE TRUE bested KYLROI in an action packed 1 minute brawl. Wait, he fought Kylroi last turn, too, I see from the personal ads. Anyway, Pelis is our top Basher and our overall popularity leader. Action packed, that's why. RYANATOR (33-3462) (43-38-0,196) of OBSIDIAN HALL fought FERD THE TOWER (104-27) (120- 15-8,280). RYANATOR was savagely defeated by FERD THE TOWER in an exciting 5 minute struggle. Ah, heck. They say it's an honor to lose to the Tower, but no one really enjoys it. At least he did last a while. SIR LUCAN (60-9077) (33-29-0,188) of MYTHICAL KNIGHTS fought ASSUR (18-7821) (120-162- 2,189) of ARROGANCE. SIR LUCAN was handily defeated by ASSUR in an action packed 2 minute uneven fight. Of course, Sir Lucan is our best Aimed Blow. I'm surprised Assur isn't a stylemaster this turn. He wasn't last turn, either, but I do think he's pretty dangerous. KILLER KARCH (69-5668) (24-18-2,210) of SAND KINGS fought WARRIOR WIGHT (47-7978) (20- 7-0,167) of SPECTRAL STEEL. KILLER KARCH lost to WARRIOR WIGHT in a popular 2 minute duel. AELFWINE (82-23244) (34-22-0,198) of BLOODHAMMER CLAN fought LOCAL CONSTABLE (104-22) (0-0-0,181). AELFWINE viciously subdued LOCAL CONSTABLE in a popular 4 minute gory duel. Last turn, Aelfwine was top Lunger, but this turn that honor was claimed by Warrior Wight. But Aelfwine is this turn's favorite fighter. KANEN VILESTAR (31-6601) (26-18-0,168) of SHADOWHOLD fought THE TEACH (7-6621) (36-25- 3,105) of LADIES OF QUALITY. KANEN VILESTAR savagely defeated THE TEACH in a popular 2 minute gory melee. Kanen is as usual our best Wall of Steel. MAJOR CINNAMON (97-6894) (10-10-4,67) of UNLIKELY HEROES 18W fought GOLDEN SPIKE (1- 1856) (21-22-0,59) of OBELISK 005. MAJOR CINNAMON subdued GOLDEN SPIKE in a 2 minute match. No stylemasters in this one, but at least Cinnamon restored his winning record. COMMANDER PANTS (84-48657) (12-3-1,40) of ABSURD HEROES XI fought SPICE (7-6640) (32- 29-5,42) of LADIES OF QUALITY. COMMANDER PANTS devastated SPICE in am exciting 1 minute mismatched conflict. He definitely wore his big-boy pants today. THE RAVEN (51-3875) (25-12-2,89) of COLLEGE RADIO fought BLOODY MARY (6-7153) (17-19- 2,50) of EAT EM RAW BUG. THE RAVEN demolished BLOODY MARY in a 1 minute one-sided brawl. No stylemasters, but I thought it was a good fight. Although, Mary was voted the least favorite fighter. But then there wasn't much to choose from. She wasn't bad. ZYRO (33-8118) (31-33-0,70) of OBSIDIAN HALL fought BOOKIE'S GUARD (104-5) (35-18- 0,75). ZYRO was viciously subdued by BOOKIE'S GUARD in a 2 minute gory conflict. Meh. At least he lasted more than a minute. I've run from that bookie's guard before. Well, that's all there is to say. I hope there's something more exciting to report next turn. Cheerio! Malic of Talcama KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY JOE MAMA 21-6771 59 75 1 250 D.R.I. (1413) SUNSET GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY MIKEL 6-6190 98 114 3 231 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL PHILTHRY 42-2079 102 96 0 212 HIGHLANDERS (1341) RODEKI GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY PELIS THE TRUE 42-3469 92 130 1 210 HIGHLANDERS (1341) RODEKI RYANATOR 33-3462 43 39 0 210 OBSIDIAN HALL (1370) NIYTYOLE ISLAND ASSUR 18-7821 121 162 2 204 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA AELFWINE 82-23244 35 22 0 202 BLOODHAMMER CLAN (1387) DWES EG WARRIOR WIGHT 47-7978 21 7 0 193 SPECTRAL STEEL (1386) NORTH FORK JHAARAN 10-2017 33 37 2 192 THE HOLY LEGION (490) KOLACT SIR YVAIN 60-9076 33 24 2 190 MYTHICAL KNIGHTS (1384) ARADI BATTLE BANSHEE 47-7979 25 27 2 190 SPECTRAL STEEL (1386) NORTH FORK KILLER KARCH 69-5668 24 19 2 185 SAND KINGS (1118) CIMMERIAC GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY SIR LUCAN 60-9077 33 30 0 179 MYTHICAL KNIGHTS (1384) ARADI KANEN VILESTAR 31-6601 27 18 0 170 SHADOWHOLD (1405) CHIMLEVTAL GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY KYLROI 40-4534 35 26 0 166 GRIZZLED VETERANS (1378) ZENSU GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY THE TEACH 7-6621 36 26 3 119 LADIES OF QUALITY (1404) BONSUR GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY THE RAVEN 51-3875 26 12 2 91 COLLEGE RADIO (1365) TRICORUS GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY ZYRO 33-8118 31 34 0 71 OBSIDIAN HALL (1370) NIYTYOLE ISLAND MAJOR CINNAMON 97-6894 11 10 4 71 UNLIKELY HEROES 18W (1408) SHADOW GROVE -WINNING SIDE 6-4276 18 22 1 65 OINGO BOINGO (1389) TRANSEL GOLDEN SPIKE 1-1856 21 23 0 57 OBELISK 005 (1409) MORDANT BLOODY MARY 6-7153 17 20 2 54 EAT EM RAW BUG (1412) TRANSEL COMMANDER PANTS 84-48657 13 3 1 54 ABSURD HEROES XI (1414) BLACKSTONE SPICE 7-6640 32 30 5 34 LADIES OF QUALITY (1404) BONSUR '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE Kanen Vilestar -- Good job holding out for two minutes against a veteran like me. And glad I could teach you a couple of skills. -- Philthry Kylroi -- Ack! Scary guy! I was lucky to break your weapon, and so our team had a 2- 0 turn, which is pretty unusual. Well fought, though. -- Pelis the True LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS JOE MAMA devastated SIR YVAIN in a 2 minute gruesome mismatched Title fight. MIKEL demolished BATTLE BANSHEE in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided melee. PHILTHRY devastated JHAARAN in a popular 3 minute brutal one-sided contest. PELIS THE TRUE bested KYLROI in a action packed 1 minute brawl. RYANATOR was savagely defeated by FERD THE TOWER in a exciting 5 minute struggle. SIR LUCAN was handily defeated by ASSUR in a action packed 2 minute uneven fight. KILLER KARCH lost to WARRIOR WIGHT in a popular 2 minute duel. AELFWINE viciously subdued LOCAL CONSTABLE in a popular 4 minute gory duel. KANEN VILESTAR savagely defeated THE TEACH in a popular 2 minute gory melee. MAJOR CINNAMON subdued GOLDEN SPIKE in a 2 minute match. COMMANDER PANTS devastated SPICE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched conflict. THE RAVEN demolished BLOODY MARY in a 1 minute one-sided brawl. ZYRO was viciously subdued by BOOKIE'S GUARD in a 2 minute gory conflict. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |BASHING ATTACK 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 12 - 4 - 0 75 | |LUNGING ATTACK 4 TOTAL PARRY 15 - 7 - 0 68 | |SLASHING ATTACK 4 LUNGING ATTACK 18 - 14 - 0 56 | |TOTAL PARRY 3 SLASHING ATTACK 21 - 17 - 0 55 | |AIMED BLOW 3 PARRY-STRIKE 11 - 10 - 0 52 | |PARRY-STRIKE 2 STRIKING ATTACK 7 - 7 - 0 50 | |WALL OF STEEL 1 BASHING ATTACK 16 - 17 - 0 48 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 WALL OF STEEL 3 - 7 - 0 30 | |STRIKING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 7 - 23 - 0 23 | |PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | Turn 740 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 2 3 TOTAL PARRY WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 3 3 SLASHING ATTACK BASHING ATTACK 3 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 BASHING ATTACK LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 PARRY-STRIKE SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 2 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 LUNGING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME TOTAL PARRY JOE MAMA 21-6771 59 75 1 250 D.R.I. (1413) SLASHING ATTACK MIKEL 6-6190 98 114 3 231 THE LADY'S LIST (917) PARRY-STRIKE PHILTHRY 42-2079 102 96 0 212 HIGHLANDERS (1341) BASHING ATTACK PELIS THE TRUE 42-3469 92 130 1 210 HIGHLANDERS (1341) LUNGING ATTACK WARRIOR WIGHT 47-7978 21 7 0 193 SPECTRAL STEEL (1386) STRIKING ATTACK BATTLE BANSHEE 47-7979 25 27 2 190 SPECTRAL STEEL (1386) AIMED BLOW SIR LUCAN 60-9077 33 30 0 179 MYTHICAL KNIGHTS (1384) WALL OF STEEL KANEN VILESTAR 31-6601 27 18 0 170 SHADOWHOLD (1405) PARRY-RIPOSTE THE TEACH 7-6621 36 26 3 119 LADIES OF QUALITY (1404) The overall popularity leader is PELIS THE TRUE 42-3469. The most popular warrior this turn was AELFWINE 82-23244. The ten other most popular fighters were PHILTHRY 42-2079, ASSUR 18-7821, RYANATOR 33-3462, KILLER KARCH 69-5668, KANEN VILESTAR 31-6601, THE TEACH 7-6621, GOLDEN SPIKE 1-1856, MIKEL 6-6190, PELIS THE TRUE 42-3469, and WARRIOR WIGHT 47-7978. The least popular fighter this week was BLOODY MARY 6-7153. The other ten least popular fighters were ZYRO 33-8118, SPICE 7-6640, THE RAVEN 51-3875, BATTLE BANSHEE 47-7979, SIR YVAIN 60-9076, COMMANDER PANTS 84--16879, MAJOR CINNAMON 97-6894, SIR LUCAN 60-9077, KYLROI 40-4534, and JHAARAN 10-2017. Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K MORDANT(1) 0 1 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 1 0 0 ARADI(60) 0 2 0 TRANSEL(6) 1 1 0 NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 0 2 0 CIMMERIAC(69) 0 1 0 BONSUR(7) 0 2 0 ZENSU(40) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 1 0 0 KOLACT(10) 0 1 0 RODEKI(42) 2 0 0 BLACKSTONE(84) 1 0 0 TALCAMA(18) 1 0 0 NORTH FORK(47) 1 1 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 1 0 0 SUNSET(21) 1 0 0 TRICORUS(51) 1 0 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY GOLDEN SPIKE 1-1856 21 23 0 57 OBELISK 005 (1409) MORDANT MIKEL 6-6190 98 114 3 231 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL THE TEACH 7-6621 36 26 3 119 LADIES OF QUALITY (1404) BONSUR JHAARAN 10-2017 33 37 2 192 THE HOLY LEGION (490) KOLACT ASSUR 18-7821 121 162 2 204 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA JOE MAMA 21-6771 59 75 1 250 D.R.I. (1413) SUNSET KANEN VILESTAR 31-6601 27 18 0 170 SHADOWHOLD (1405) CHIMLEVTAL RYANATOR 33-3462 43 39 0 210 OBSIDIAN HALL (1370) NIYTYOLE ISLAND KYLROI 40-4534 35 26 0 166 GRIZZLED VETERANS (1378) ZENSU PHILTHRY 42-2079 102 96 0 212 HIGHLANDERS (1341) RODEKI WARRIOR WIGHT 47-7978 21 7 0 193 SPECTRAL STEEL (1386) NORTH FORK THE RAVEN 51-3875 26 12 2 91 COLLEGE RADIO (1365) TRICORUS SIR YVAIN 60-9076 33 24 2 190 MYTHICAL KNIGHTS (1384) ARADI KILLER KARCH 69-5668 24 19 2 185 SAND KINGS (1118) CIMMERIAC AELFWINE 82-23244 35 22 0 202 BLOODHAMMER CLAN (1387) DWES EG COMMANDER PANTS 84--16879 13 3 1 54 ABSURD HEROES XI (1414) BLACKSTONE MAJOR CINNAMON 97-6894 11 10 4 71 UNLIKELY HEROES 18W (1408) SHADOW GROVE CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS To clarify: You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams. To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided. To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space. Make sure you include the ID! * * * * * MEMO * * * * * From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission To: All Managers In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately. Managers may register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission. Each warrior may have up to 15 favorite sayings. Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, Victory and may be up to 70 characters long. For any questions, please contact the Gladiatorial Commission. TEAM AND CHARACTER MAINTENANCE SERVICE As a service to all managers, we offer team and character maintenance. This option allows you to make sure your team or selected warriors will never miss a turn! Team Maintenance: This will cause all warriors on that team to fight every turn; if it's an AD arena, any new warriors who arrive on that team will fight the turn they arrive. In A.D. or in transfer arenas where you have multiple teams, each team will need to separately be on Team Maintenance. (The only exception is new warriors; they will not fight until they have had their initial strategy input.) Character Maintenance: This will cause only that warrior to fight every turn. If the character graduates or changes arenas, he/she/it will stay on Character Maintenance. In either case, you may submit strategy sheets for your warriors each turn, if you wish. The Team/Character Maintenance will make sure your warriors fight each turn, and they will always use their most recently entered strategy. Remember that challenges, avoids, and challenge/if challenged strategies will not carry through from turn to turn. These sections are only used on the turn they are entered. In order to continually challenge or avoid you will need to submit a strategy sheet each time. One other thing to remember about maintenance: Maintenance is not something that you write on your turnsheet (like in demo tourneys). In order to add or remove maintenance for a team or warrior, you must send a note to Customer Service. If you just write things like this on your strategy sheet, they may or may not get done. Likewise, don't write it on your personal ads. Please, please, please put it on a separate piece of paper with "Customer Service" written on the top. If you don't, well, you can imagine. Thanks for your time. Good luck in Duelmasters! -- Green Eyes