DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL
Date : 07/23/2018 Duedate: 08/04/2018
DARKHOLM ARENA
DM 104 TURN 742
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 D.R.I. 21/1413 25 23 0 52.1 MYTHICAL KNIGHTS 60/1384
2 EAT EM RAW B 6/1412 15 15 0 50.0 GRIZZLED VETERANS 40/1378
LADIES OF QUALITY 7/1404 UNLIKELY HEROES 18W 97/1408
3 SHADOWHOLD 31/1405 287 300 2 48.9 4 HIGHLANDERS 42/1341 723 882 10 45.0
LIVING DEAD 29/1406 5 OBELISK 005 1/1409 91 122 1 42.7
OBSIDIAN HALL 33/1370 SAND KINGS 69/1118
SPECTRAL STEEL 47/1386 COLLEGE RADIO 51/1365
THE HOLY LEGION 10/490 6 ARROGANCE 18/732 1637 2882 27 36.2
ABSURD HEROES XI 84/1414 THE LADY'S LIST 6/917
BLOODHAMMER CLAN 82/1387
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hullo hullo!
And a cheery top of the afternoon to you all. Well, there were 13 fights today, no
challenges, no avoids, and no deaths. I have adopted a stray cat, who goes for walks
with me. His or her name is Francis. I haven't yet invaded the shy creature's
privacy to inspect its equipment. It's a pretty creature though, with brownish fur,
rings on its bushy tail, and no, it's not a raccoon. Honestly I can tell the
difference.
JOE MAMA (21-6771) (60-75-1,265) of D.R.I. fought PELIS THE TRUE (42-3469) (93-130-
1,215) of HIGHLANDERS. JOE MAMA bested PELIS THE TRUE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute
Title fight. Of course, Joe Mama is our leading Total Parry and Keeper of the
Runeblade. Pelis the True is our overall popularity leader.
MIKEL (6-6190) (99-114-3,240) of THE LADY'S LIST fought SIR YVAIN (60-9076) (33-25-
2,183) of MYTHICAL KNIGHTS. MIKEL was vanquished by SIR YVAIN in an exciting 1 minute
uneven battle. Sir Yvain is top Slasher, which is kind of a surprise.
ASSUR (18-7821) (122-162-2,215) of ARROGANCE fought RYANATOR (33-3462) (43-40-0,193)
of OBSIDIAN HALL. ASSUR overpowered RYANATOR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory
mismatched duel. Assur is top Basher.
PHILTHRY (42-2079) (102-97-0,190) of HIGHLANDERS fought KANEN VILESTAR (31-6601) (27-
19-0,174) of SHADOWHOLD. PHILTHRY overpowered KANEN VILESTAR in a crowd pleasing 1
minute mismatched match. Philthry is our top Parry-Strike, while Mr. Vilestar is top
Wall of Steel.
WARRIOR WIGHT (47-7978) (22-7-0,210) of SPECTRAL STEEL fought DIRK CHOLERA (104-29)
(80-50-4,250). WARRIOR WIGHT slimly lost to DIRK CHOLERA in a 2 minute fight. At
least the Wight gave the notorious Bandit Prince a run for his money, and he is also
our top Lunger.
BATTLE BANSHEE (47-7979) (26-27-2,199) of SPECTRAL STEEL fought DIRK CHOLERA (104-29)
(80-50-4,250). BATTLE BANSHEE was devastated by DIRK CHOLERA in a 1 minute mismatched
match. The Banshee is top Striker.
AELFWINE (82-23244) (36-22-0,205) of BLOODHAMMER CLAN fought BLIND BEGGAR (104-26)
(40-35-0,200). AELFWINE was overcome by BLIND BEGGAR in an action packed 2 minute
gruesome fight. Hmm.
JHAARAN (10-2017) (33-38-2,184) of THE HOLY LEGION fought KILLER KARCH (69-5668) (24-
20-2,179) of SAND KINGS. JHAARAN unbelievably bested KILLER KARCH in an action packed
2 minute gory duel. Killer Karch is this turn's favorite fighter.
SIR LUCAN (60-9077) (33-31-0,176) of MYTHICAL KNIGHTS fought THE TEACH (7-6621) (36-
26-3,119) of LADIES OF QUALITY. SIR LUCAN vanquished THE TEACH in a popular 1 minute
one-sided duel. Sir Lucan is our top Aimed Blow, while The Teach is top Parry-
Riposte.
KYLROI (40-4534) (35-27-0,156) of GRIZZLED VETERANS fought KHALHUMS DWARF (104-10) (0-
0-0,150). KYLROI overpowered KHALHUMS DWARF in a 1 minute one-sided melee. There
is nothing to say about this fight!
NIGHT STALKER (29-262) (23-31-1,101) of LIVING DEAD fought THE RAVEN (51-3875) (27-12-
2,94) of COLLEGE RADIO. NIGHT STALKER was overpowered by THE RAVEN in a 1 minute one-
sided match. I'm sorry to report that Night Stalker was voted this turn's least
popular fighter. However, in such a small arena, that doesn't really mean much, so
don't take it personally.
MAJOR CINNAMON (97-6894) (11-11-4,59) of UNLIKELY HEROES 18W fought SPICE (7-6640)
(32-31-5,32) of LADIES OF QUALITY. MAJOR CINNAMON viciously subdued SPICE in a crowd
pleasing 3 minute brutal conflict. I should make a play on names here, but I can't
think of anything.
ZYRO (33-8118) (31-35-0,76) of OBSIDIAN HALL fought GOLDEN SPIKE (1-1856) (22-23-0,71)
of OBELISK 005. ZYRO savagely defeated GOLDEN SPIKE in a popular 3 minute bloody
brawl. This was one of the longest two fights of the day. Not very long.
The Unknown Spymaster advises us that it's been real, and it's been fun, but it hasn't
been real fun. I disagree. It's been fun, but I don't feel as though it's been real.
I would like to add that everyone on the D.R.I. team wears pantyhose. I know because
I spoke with their laundress.
Well, I think that's all. I'm off to walk Francis. Cheerio!
Malic of Talcama
KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JOE MAMA 21-6771 61 75 1 271 D.R.I. (1413) SUNSET
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ASSUR 18-7821 123 162 2 226 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
WARRIOR WIGHT 47-7978 22 8 0 204 SPECTRAL STEEL (1386) NORTH FORK
SIR YVAIN 60-9076 34 25 2 203 MYTHICAL KNIGHTS (1384) ARADI
PHILTHRY 42-2079 103 97 0 201 HIGHLANDERS (1341) RODEKI
AELFWINE 82-23244 36 23 0 198 BLOODHAMMER CLAN (1387) DWES EG
BATTLE BANSHEE 47-7979 26 28 2 197 SPECTRAL STEEL (1386) NORTH FORK
PELIS THE TRUE 42-3469 93 131 1 196 HIGHLANDERS (1341) RODEKI
JHAARAN 10-2017 34 38 2 191 THE HOLY LEGION (490) KOLACT
RYANATOR 33-3462 43 41 0 185 OBSIDIAN HALL (1370) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
MIKEL 6-6190 99 115 3 183 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SIR LUCAN 60-9077 34 31 0 178 MYTHICAL KNIGHTS (1384) ARADI
KILLER KARCH 69-5668 24 21 2 178 SAND KINGS (1118) CIMMERIAC
KANEN VILESTAR 31-6601 27 20 0 170 SHADOWHOLD (1405) CHIMLEVTAL
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KYLROI 40-4534 36 27 0 164 GRIZZLED VETERANS (1378) ZENSU
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE TEACH 7-6621 36 27 3 124 LADIES OF QUALITY (1404) BONSUR
THE RAVEN 51-3875 28 12 2 108 COLLEGE RADIO (1365) TRICORUS
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
NIGHT STALKER 29-262 23 32 1 91 LIVING DEAD (1406) LAPUR
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ZYRO 33-8118 32 35 0 83 OBSIDIAN HALL (1370) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
GOLDEN SPIKE 1-1856 22 24 0 70 OBELISK 005 (1409) MORDANT
-COMMANDER PANTS 84-48657 14 3 1 61 ABSURD HEROES XI (1414) BLACKSTONE
MAJOR CINNAMON 97-6894 12 11 4 61 UNLIKELY HEROES 18W (1408) SHADOW GROVE
-BLOODY MARY 6-7153 17 20 2 54 EAT EM RAW BUG (1412) TRANSEL
SPICE 7-6640 32 32 5 37 LADIES OF QUALITY (1404) BONSUR
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Warrior Wight -- Brave challenge! And that was a good win, too. Couldn't keep
fighting while I was trying to hold my guts in. The medics had a time, fixing that.
-- Philthry
Kanen Vilestar -- Good fight! You're a brave man. -- Pelis the True
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
JOE MAMA bested PELIS THE TRUE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Title fight.
MIKEL was vanquished by SIR YVAIN in a exciting 1 minute uneven battle.
ASSUR overpowered RYANATOR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory mismatched duel.
PHILTHRY overpowered KANEN VILESTAR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
WARRIOR WIGHT slimly lost to DIRK CHOLERA in a 2 minute fight.
BATTLE BANSHEE was devastated by DIRK CHOLERA in a 1 minute mismatched match.
AELFWINE was overcome by BLIND BEGGAR in a action packed 2 minute gruesome fight.
JHAARAN unbelievably bested KILLER KARCH in a action packed 2 minute gory duel.
SIR LUCAN vanquished THE TEACH in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
KYLROI overpowered KHALHUMS DWARF in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
NIGHT STALKER was overpowered by THE RAVEN in a 1 minute one-sided match.
MAJOR CINNAMON viciously subdued SPICE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal conflict.
ZYRO savagely defeated GOLDEN SPIKE in a popular 3 minute bloody brawl.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 9 - 4 - 0 69 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 TOTAL PARRY 15 - 9 - 0 63 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 PARRY-STRIKE 12 - 9 - 0 57 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 BASHING ATTACK 20 - 15 - 0 57 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 19 - 15 - 0 56 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 SLASHING ATTACK 20 - 19 - 0 51 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 6 - 8 - 0 43 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 WALL OF STEEL 3 - 7 - 0 30 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 AIMED BLOW 8 - 22 - 0 27 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 742 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 TOTAL PARRY
AIMED BLOW 2 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 3 2 BASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 PARRY-STRIKE
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY JOE MAMA 21-6771 61 75 1 271 D.R.I. (1413)
BASHING ATTACK ASSUR 18-7821 123 162 2 226 ARROGANCE (732)
LUNGING ATTACK WARRIOR WIGHT 47-7978 22 8 0 204 SPECTRAL STEEL (1386)
SLASHING ATTACK SIR YVAIN 60-9076 34 25 2 203 MYTHICAL KNIGHTS (1384)
PARRY-STRIKE PHILTHRY 42-2079 103 97 0 201 HIGHLANDERS (1341)
STRIKING ATTACK BATTLE BANSHEE 47-7979 26 28 2 197 SPECTRAL STEEL (1386)
AIMED BLOW SIR LUCAN 60-9077 34 31 0 178 MYTHICAL KNIGHTS (1384)
WALL OF STEEL KANEN VILESTAR 31-6601 27 20 0 170 SHADOWHOLD (1405)
PARRY-RIPOSTE THE TEACH 7-6621 36 27 3 124 LADIES OF QUALITY (1404)
The overall popularity leader is PELIS THE TRUE 42-3469. The most popular warrior
this turn was KILLER KARCH 69-5668. The ten other most popular fighters were GOLDEN
SPIKE 1-1856, SPICE 7-6640, ZYRO 33-8118, SIR YVAIN 60-9076, ASSUR 18-7821, SIR LUCAN
60-9077, MAJOR CINNAMON 97-6894, WARRIOR WIGHT 47-7978, JOE MAMA 21-6771, and PELIS
THE TRUE 42-3469.
The least popular fighter this week was NIGHT STALKER 29-262. The other ten least
popular fighters were THE TEACH 7-6621, BATTLE BANSHEE 47-7979, KANEN VILESTAR
31-6601, MIKEL 6-6190, THE RAVEN 51-3875, KYLROI 40-4534, RYANATOR 33-3462, JHAARAN
10-2017, AELFWINE 82-23244, and PHILTHRY 42-2079.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 0 1 0 LAPUR(29) 0 1 0 TRICORUS(51) 1 0 0
TRANSEL(6) 0 1 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 0 1 0 ARADI(60) 2 0 0
BONSUR(7) 0 2 0 NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 1 1 0 CIMMERIAC(69) 0 1 0
KOLACT(10) 1 0 0 ZENSU(40) 1 0 0 DWES EG(82) 0 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 1 0 0 RODEKI(42) 1 1 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 1 0 0
SUNSET(21) 1 0 0 NORTH FORK(47) 0 2 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GOLDEN SPIKE 1-1856 22 24 0 70 OBELISK 005 (1409) MORDANT
MIKEL 6-6190 99 115 3 183 THE LADY'S LIST (917) TRANSEL
THE TEACH 7-6621 36 27 3 124 LADIES OF QUALITY (1404) BONSUR
JHAARAN 10-2017 34 38 2 191 THE HOLY LEGION (490) KOLACT
ASSUR 18-7821 123 162 2 226 ARROGANCE (732) TALCAMA
JOE MAMA 21-6771 61 75 1 271 D.R.I. (1413) SUNSET
NIGHT STALKER 29-262 23 32 1 91 LIVING DEAD (1406) LAPUR
KANEN VILESTAR 31-6601 27 20 0 170 SHADOWHOLD (1405) CHIMLEVTAL
RYANATOR 33-3462 43 41 0 185 OBSIDIAN HALL (1370) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
KYLROI 40-4534 36 27 0 164 GRIZZLED VETERANS (1378) ZENSU
PHILTHRY 42-2079 103 97 0 201 HIGHLANDERS (1341) RODEKI
WARRIOR WIGHT 47-7978 22 8 0 204 SPECTRAL STEEL (1386) NORTH FORK
THE RAVEN 51-3875 28 12 2 108 COLLEGE RADIO (1365) TRICORUS
SIR YVAIN 60-9076 34 25 2 203 MYTHICAL KNIGHTS (1384) ARADI
KILLER KARCH 69-5668 24 21 2 178 SAND KINGS (1118) CIMMERIAC
AELFWINE 82-23244 36 23 0 198 BLOODHAMMER CLAN (1387) DWES EG
MAJOR CINNAMON 97-6894 12 11 4 61 UNLIKELY HEROES 18W (1408) SHADOW GROVE
Name Change-o-Rama -- Final Update
Algernon looked at the goats and sighed. No doubt it was a Good Deed to give
goats to people who wanted them. But why did the goats have to be gathered in HIS
office? Four of them, and they were a lot like gladiators: not smelly maybe, they
were clean goats, but pushy and sure they were the most important thing around. Maybe
they should be enrolled in the arena? No, there were only four, not enough for a
team.
He shook his head to clear it of the image of armored goats with sharpened horns.
One thing at a time. He pulled a piece of paper out of his desk drawer, dipped his
pen in the ink, and began to write.
"It is our pleasure and honor to note that ninety-eight gladiators and teams have
elected to change their names, supporting the contribution of goats to deserving
people. With the Commission's matching funds, this has purchased four goats--a good
goat can't be purchased for a copper, you know. The goats are already en route to
their new homes, where they will be--" He paused and thought about it. "--very
welcome. We wish all the best to the goats and the new goat-owners."