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Date   : 08/16/2004    Duedate: 08/28/2004

ANDORAK

DM-105    TURN-381

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 BOXES 60/929          137   34  3 80.1      SHERWOOD FOREST 44/809                
  2 RISEN FROM TH 82/903  335  213  8 61.1      OVERWORLD 68/891                      
    ULTIMATE ACCELERATION 32/957                INCARNATIONS 52/711                   
  3 KNIGHTS OF VI 11/633  327  220  0 59.8      WARCKERS 26/587                       
    DEFENDERS OF VIRTUE 66/702                  ACTION TOYS 41/889                    
  4 SUPERIOR FORC 40/538  436  321  1 57.6      MONSTER CHILD 63/996                  
    SUPERIOR FORCES 1F 33/815                11 TRIP OUT 30/969        27   28  1 49.1
    SUPERIOR FORCES II 60/686                   VIEW ASKEW 11/981                     
    SUPERIOR FORCES IX 82/973                12 X-FORCE 66/415        839 1122 13 42.8
  5 MAGICK 60/772        1347 1059  9 56.0      DRUID'S GROVE 50/983                  
    WHAT'S YOUR POISON 11/949                   DRAGONBALL Z 46/944                   
  6-DIS-TEAM 63/810       508  410  6 55.3      FORGOTTEN REALMS 67/880               
  7 CLUB CULTURE 60/943   597  501 11 54.4      SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/994             
    CAR AND DRIVER 63/470                       SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/902                
    FARFIGNEWTONS 68/640                     13 FARSCAPE 10/990        24   39  0 38.1
  8 HEADBANGERS 26/9      133  117  2 53.2      ROLE MONSTERS 56/997                  
    KELLUMBO'S KIDS 22/978                   14 WAYFARERS 63/782      441  723  7 37.9
  9 THE GOOD EART 68/530  298  274  3 52.1      KRILL CAVALRY 24/780                  
    PUERCO'S PINATA 53/669                      COPYRITENFRINGMNTS 57/781             
    GERFEL'S FRIENDS 11/396                     THE DOGHOUSE 14/896                   
    THE FURIOUS FIVE 52/625                  15 STARS 48/743          281  584  7 32.5
    ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY 30/995                  MIKES 14/831                          
 10 THE CODA 71/786       730  689  5 51.4   16 CONSPIRACY IN 22/977    2    0  0  100

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 247): GOLDENEYE of BONDAGE (Spawn, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 495): T-BONE WALKER of THE BLUES (Keldon Blackfang, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 495): ZERO THE HERO of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 488): NO HURRY of JUST CHILLIN (Mr. Freeze, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 484): WARTORTLE of WATER DECK (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 484): FELAWESHIPE of CHAUCERS WORDS (Berylstar, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 485): SPLINTER of HEADBANGERS (Sablon-O-Vlad, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 479): THE ROCK of WRESTLMANIACS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 446): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 439): PORTERHOUSE ARREST of GLAD TO MEAT YOU (Alfredo
                             Frothingslosh, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 433): FLOYD B. RICK of FLOYDS FAN CLUB (Talon Volksie, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 194): MUTILATE of ASSASSIN NATION (Ghab, mgr.)
 DM  60 LOOPHOLES (turn 344): AVIENDHA of FA CHING (DeGotti, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 333): LOCKHEART of SAFE HAVEN (Keldon Blackfang, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 149): CHEROKEE of CHIEFS' ELITE (Matrix, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 381): HELIO of ULTIMATE ACCELERATION from ARVAT (LHI, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 247): BONDAGE (Spawn, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 495): THE BLUES (Keldon Blackfang, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 495): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 488): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 484): KRILL CAVALRY (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 484): CHAUCERS WORDS (Berylstar, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 485): HEADBANGERS (Sablon-O-Vlad, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 479): RED DOG GANG (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 446): BEYOND THE PALE (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 439): WANDERERS (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 433): DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 194): none
 DM  60 LOOPHOLES (turn 344): RED DOG GANG (Spot, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 333): SAFE HAVEN (Keldon Blackfang, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 149): HAZAARDS OF CLONING (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 381): BOXES (Doc Steele, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 495): T-BONE WALKER of THE BLUES (Keldon Blackfang, mgr.)
                   (turn 494): CHERRY CHEETAH of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 487): ILSA SHE-WOLF of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo)
                           GEORGE BUSH of CONSPIRACY INC. (Damion, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 484): NICKEL of ERRATUM (JE, mgr.)
                           TAOS of HERE TO PHOENIX (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 445): LEADFOOT of TACO GODS (The Oracle, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 438): MARS of WANDERERS (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  60 LOOPHOLES (turn 344): AVIENDHA of FA CHING (DeGotti, mgr.)
                  (turn 343): WON TOO MANY of SAAB STORY (Rascally Rabbit, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 332): ERICKA BEARICKA of MONSTER CHILD (Papaiz, mgr.)

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Welcome back my friends, to the show that never ends...ANDORAK!!!  We had quite
a few challenges out there today; some up, some down, some close, some huge, but all
in the spirit of "win at all costs", I'm sure.  I must say, Doc Steele being back
makes me remember the good old days, when the FONZ would have at least one member
each turn berating him in the personals.  <sigh>  Oh well...on with the show!
     JE SUIS BIEN (26-626) (89-50-1,197) of HEADBANGERS TV challenged SALINE LAMORAK
(11-4261) (34-58-0,198) of SCARLET KNIGHTS.  JE SUIS BIEN bested SALINE LAMORAK in a
crowd pleasing 5 minute Challenge fight.  Up 1.  It may only be one point, but by
golly, SoV is sticking to his guns and playing by YOUR rules, Andorak!!!  How long
must he do this to atone for the past?  Congrats to Je Suis Bien on the hard-fought
victory!
     IMNOTA GOD (33-4801) (30-14-0,152) of SUPERIOR FORCES 1F TV challenged
BLACKRAZOR (11-4091) (41-62-0,161) of SCARLET KNIGHTS.  IMNOTA GOD won victory over
BLACKRAZOR in a action packed 3 minute Challenge battle.  Up 9.  Not a lot of
difference in recognition, but look at all those fights!?!  44 to 103!?!  Wow!  Way
to go, Imnota.  Way to go.
     FREE BOX (60-4964) (23-14-1,243) of BOXES challenged WOLVERINE (66-3871) (36-47-
4,181) of X-FORCE.  FREE BOX demolished WOLVERINE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven
Challenge fight.  Down 62!  This is one of the most significant DCs in my tenure.  No
surprise, the DCer won this one handily.  Sorry, Wolverine, but DCing seems to be
fitting with the current climate here in Andorak.  No sympathy here.
     VISION (26-1573) (47-25-2,202) of HEADBANGERS challenged POSITIVE (26-3633) (96-
73-0,233) of WARCKERS.  VISION devastated POSITIVE in a exciting 8 minute bloody one-
sided Challenge fight.  Up 31.  Again SoV with the big UC and another win.  Thank
you, sirrah, for your cooperation.  Salute!
     ZEBRAWOOD (41-3595) (51-39-0,198) of ACTION TOYS challenged SCHENDIRK (63-2054)
(72-95-2,202) of WAYFARERS.  ZEBRAWOOD bested SCHENDIRK in a popular 3 minute
Challenge duel.  Up 4.  Another of those low rec difference fights where the fight
totals where way different...90 versus 167.  Almost double.  3 minutes later, each
warrior had another fight added to their totals, but only Zebrawood walked out with
another win.  Great job on a smart challenge!
     PEPSI (68-8510) (52-26-0,193) of OVERWORLD challenged GOKU (46-3655) (31-32-
2,193) of DRAGONBALL Z.  PEPSI bested GOKU in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge
match.  Even.
     NEGATIVE (26-3654) (50-51-0,186) of WARCKERS challenged WARLOCK (66-2473) (69-
106-2,193) of X-FORCE.  NEGATIVE viciously subdued WARLOCK in a action packed 12
minute Challenge fight.  Up 7.  Scum versus scum.  'Nuff said.
     CRISSY (11-4993) (24-12-2,153) of VIEW ASKEW challenged JUPITER (44-2554) (58-
57-0,196) of SHERWOOD FOREST.  CRISSY was vanquished by JUPITER in a popular 1 minute
uneven Challenge duel.  Up 43!  This was my favorite challenge as Crissy showed true
Andorian stupidity...err...I mean courage...yeah, that's it, courage...taking on the
much higher ranked Jupiter.  And yes, folks...size DOES matter.  Just ask Crissy.
Right, Jupiter?
     HOMELESS PRINCE (22-6012) (28-11-1,157) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS challenged SANDS (11-
4123) (40-61-3,174) of SCARLET KNIGHTS.  HOMELESS PRINCE vanquished SANDS in a
popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.  Up 17.  Homeless...why don't I see if you
can start sleeping at the arena or something?  I can't stand watching a Prince like
you eating from the refuse piles outside the Crimson Eagle and sleeping in the
gutters on the outskirts of town.  Please...get an apartment or something.
     FUNKY ELVIS (30-2754) (24-16-1,135) of TRIP OUT challenged HUMMEL (14-1404) (43-
94-2,140) of MIKES.   FUNKY ELVIS overcame HUMMEL in a popular 1 minute Challenge
bout.  Up 5.  Great win for Funky.  Bad loss for Hummel.
     MAXIMUS (22-5966) (23-18-3,60) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS challenged LUKARIAN LAMORAK
(11-4841) (24-32-0,50) of SCARLET KNIGHTS.  MAXIMUS subdued LUKARIAN LAMORAK in a
crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge match.  Down 10.  Can you believe this?  Another DC
on the same turn?  Well, I believe it.  No surprise here as Lukarian couldn't
overcome the DC from Maximus.
     SONIC TACO (30-4337) (19-10-1,90) of TRIP OUT challenged TWILO THUNDER (60-5225)
(30-20-1,100) of CLUB CULTURE.  SONIC TACO was handily defeated by TWILO THUNDER in a
1 minute Challenge contest.  Up 10.  OUr last challenge sees Sonic Taco reach from
the sewers to the basement, only to be cast back down to the sewers, much bruised and
battered by an irate Twilo Thunder.
     And for the coveted position of King's Sentinel:
     HELIO (32-3733) (53-49-4,337) of ULTIMATE ACCELERATION fought WEBSTER (41-3848)
(43-32-3,216) of ACTION TOYS.  HELIO demolished WEBSTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute
one-sided Title brawl.  Webster?  You have got to be kidding me.  Webster?  Are there
no Grand Challenger Champions out there willing to challenge Helio for the top?  I
guess you've already answered THAT question, Andorak.  Now...how about another?
Let's take a vote on DCing.  Those for, answer with an "Aye".  Those opposed, answer
with a "Nay".  However you vote, so shall I skew this spy report forever and anon.

          This has been Khalli talkin'
          (yes, I stole that...sue me)

THE KING'S SENTINEL           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HELIO 32-3733               54  49  4  354  ULTIMATE ACCELERATION (957 ARVAT

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WISTERIA 11-3786            30  14  0  290  WHAT'S YOUR POISON (949)   ARUAK CITY
 SCRYB SPRITE 60-4003        73  60  0  289  MAGICK (772)               ARADI
 CRYSTAL FIREBLADE 66-3153   80  56  0  251  DEFENDERS OF VIRTUE (702)  TARRGIR
 FREE BOX 60-4964            24  14  1  249  BOXES (929)                ARADI
 LEETA STORMRIDER 24-3849    88  90  1  244  KRILL CAVALRY (780)        ZORPUNT
 MICHAEL HONORBLADE 11-3300  97  59  0  237  KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE (633)    ARUAK CITY
 MONICA VIRTUESHIEL 11-3208 109  54  0  234  KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE (633)    ARUAK CITY
 INTENDRID O'REILLY 11-2969  58  46  0  232  GERFEL'S FRIENDS (396)     ARUAK CITY
 VISION 26-1573              48  25  2  227  HEADBANGERS (9)            CALEAM
 STELLA BLUE 53-6167         27  14  1  221  PUERCO'S PINATA (669)      KHALHUMS

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 B. LLUD PITT 57-1171        96  82  0  211  COPYRITENFRINGMNTS (781)   ANDOR

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BLUNT FORCE 63-2186         38  15  2  210  CAR AND DRIVER (470)       AMEN-TEI
 DEADPOOL 66-2274            72  79  7  209  X-FORCE (415)              TARRGIR
 ALFALFA BIRD 60-3283        67  45  0  208  SUPERIOR FORCES II (686)   ARADI
 ZEBRAWOOD 41-3595           52  39  0  207  ACTION TOYS (889)          KATI-TEI
 JE SUIS BIEN 26-626         90  50  1  206  HEADBANGERS (9)            CALEAM
 SALINE LAMORAK 11-4261      34  59  0  205  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
 JUPITER 44-2554             59  57  0  202  SHERWOOD FOREST (809)      KRILL
 WARPATH 66-2926             56  97  4  202  X-FORCE (415)              TARRGIR
 PEPSI 68-8510               53  26  0  201  OVERWORLD (891)            FIREHOLD
 SCHENDIRK 63-2054           72  96  2  200  WAYFARERS (782)            AMEN-TEI
-MARS 52-2609                91  66  0  199  INCARNATIONS (711)         FRATSFA
 BRUENOR BATTLEHAMME 67-917  74  69  3  199  FORGOTTEN REALMS (880)     BARIKALA
 POSITIVE 26-3633            96  74  0  197  WARCKERS (587)             CALEAM
 MUCOUS 71-2277              60  48  2  196  THE CODA (786)             KYR'TERR
 NAIMT BACKRUB 68-7192       50  31  1  196  FARFIGNEWTONS (640)        FIREHOLD
 GOKU 46-3655                31  33  2  196  DRAGONBALL Z (944)         ARDIVENT
 NEGATIVE 26-3654            51  51  0  194  WARCKERS (587)             CALEAM
 TALISMAN SHIELDGUA 11-4304  45  45  0  194  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
 WEBSTER 41-3848             43  33  3  191  ACTION TOYS (889)          KATI-TEI
 HEATHER 48-3062             88 162  7  190  STARS (743)                CAER
 OATMEAL 68-3138             49  45  1  188  THE GOOD EARTH (530)       FIREHOLD
 JESUS 82-5459               39  28  3  188  RISEN FROM THE DEAD (903)  DWES EG
 WARLOCK 66-2473             69 107  2  187  X-FORCE (415)              TARRGIR
 PUSSYCAT 14-3701            50  57  1  184  THE DOGHOUSE (896)         TOBIR
 GIMETHATSHIELD 26-1306      47  39  1  184  HEADBANGERS (9)            CALEAM
 NITROZORB 26-3609           40  25  0  181  WARCKERS (587)             CALEAM

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-DIS-EMBOWEL 63-2025         51  45  0  180  DIS-TEAM (810)             AMEN-TEI
 WOLVERINE 66-3871           36  48  4  179  X-FORCE (415)              TARRGIR
 HOMELESS PRINCE 22-6012     29  11  1  179  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978)      SOLVEN
 IMNOTA GOD 33-4801          31  14  0  163  SUPERIOR FORCES 1F (815)   NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 SANDS 11-4123               40  62  3  160  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
 BLACKRAZOR 11-4091          41  63  0  158  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
 CRISSY 11-4993              24  13  2  155  VIEW ASKEW (981)           ARUAK CITY
 THE DUCK 82-12670           23  16  1  151  SUPERIOR FORCES IX (973)   DWES EG

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 VAJRA VALMEJAR 11-4928      22  30  0  150  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
 IRIADOR 50-2481             23  13  2  148  DRUID'S GROVE (983)        SNOWBOUND
 GUESS MY STYLE 40-3407      29  13  0  144  SUPERIOR FORCES (538)      ZENSU
 FUNKY ELVIS 30-2754         25  16  1  144  TRIP OUT (969)             IAYE
 ZHARRA TYL MEDAN 40-2586    12  11  0  138  SUPERIOR FORCES (538)      ZENSU
 HUMMEL 14-1404              43  95  2  134  MIKES (831)                TOBIR
 KA D'ARGO 10-4270           27  20  1  132  FARSCAPE (990)             KOLACT
 SWEET TOOTH 11-3248         23  16  0  128  GERFEL'S FRIENDS (396)     ARUAK CITY
 SMITH 14-1282               46  94  4  119  MIKES (831)                TOBIR
 TWILO THUNDER 60-5225       31  20  1  112  CLUB CULTURE (943)         ARADI

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PYROTECHNICIAN 52-2847      17  13  1   95  THE FURIOUS FIVE (625)     FRATSFA

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SONIC TACO 30-4337          19  11  1   86  TRIP OUT (969)             IAYE
 GEORGE BUSH 22-1708         21  10  1   82  CONSPIRACY INC. (977)      SOLVEN
 CONNOR MACLEOD 11-5532      23  19  0   76  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (994)   ARUAK CITY
 DELPHIA 71-1771             24   8  0   72  THE CODA (786)             KYR'TERR
-AMEE 26-4301                18  13  3   70  HEADBANGERS (9)            CALEAM
 NIXIE SEASPRITE 11-4992     22  20  0   67  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
 MAXIMUS 22-5966             24  18  3   63  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978)      SOLVEN

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DIESEL 26-4277              17  17  0   63  WARCKERS (587)             CALEAM
-BERKE 46-3799               17   7  0   58  DEATHTONGUE (111)          ARDIVENT
-ILSA SHE-WOLF 22-6107       17   5  1   57  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978)      SOLVEN
 LUKARIAN LAMORAK 11-4841    24  33  0   53  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
 ERICKA BEARICKA 63-2461     16   8  0   52  MONSTER CHILD (996)        AMEN-TEI

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Helio -- Well done.  Even with my alternate strategy it wasn't even close.  Guess us
Headbangers look for someone to beat you that we can beat.... -- Je Suis Bien

The Saint -- You see, that's how reputations get started...I challenged *up* 24
recognition points, not down.  Go ahead, see for yourself.  I'm innocent, I say! --
Maximus

     Sorry 'bout that.  I get confused sometimes because of the Primus numbers going
     the other direction. -- The Saint, *easily* confused some days

Sentinel -- Conform is right.  For the most part the only person I downchallenge
anymore is Papaiz, and that's because he tossed the gauntlet down on me when I was
trying to change.  Andorian through and through, that's me nowadays! -- Sablon-O-Vlad
P.S.  Unapologetic down-challenger...ouch!

Warlock -- If you only brought a shield, we'd stop challenging you! -- Gime

Ka D'Argo -- Big yes.  Slow as well there, big boy. -- Homeless Prince

Pyrotechnician -- If I hadn't had tripped, I would have been all over you like quiet
on Papaiz! -- Maximus

Boxes -- 80%!  Wow! -- Detective Kellumbo

Positive -- Well, heck.  I was feeling negative today, and you neutralized me.  Oh,
well. -- B. Llud Pitt

Dis-Embowel -- I can see why you'd try that, since that's probably all you can REACH,
but no thanks.  I don't need disemboweling today.  Or any other day, for that matter.
-- Leeta Stormrider

Monica Virtueshield -- Go ahead, say something rude.  I won't mind.  Not if it comes
from you.... -- Schendirk

Blackrazor -- Bah, a shaved cat looks ridiculous. -- Pussycat

The Saint -- Yep. -- B. Llud Pitt

     Oh.  Well that takes the wind out of my sails, doesn't it? -- The Saint

17 July 2004
I am currently trying to put together a favorites chart for AD warriors.  I
desperately need help with this.  What I need are style, favorite rhythm (ex.:
hi/low), favorite weapons, and tactics.  What would be great is if you could send me
a copy of the invite with the warrior's name, id#, and arena blacked out.  This way,
I can verify that this is an actual warrior.  Minis will work, too!

For those interested, I have both a challenge style vs. style and a match-up style
vs. style chart.  There's about 250 fights calculated in these charts, and I'll be
happy to send a copy to anyone who asks.  You can contact me (if you're a free world
player) at: Rick Stringer, Merit/East, SCI, P.O. Box 500, Georgetown, DE 19947-0500.
If you're in prison, just send a diplo to:  Baphomet, Mgr. Knights Templar (568), DM
#47--North Fork.  (I also have a lot of other charts and info for anyone who wants
it.)  Thanks!

30 July 2004
The total number of fights calculated was reported as 250 fights.  This is a
misprint.  It should have read "over 2,500 fights." -- Baphomet

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

JE SUIS BIEN bested SALINE LAMORAK in a crowd pleasing 5 minute Challenge fight.
IMNOTA GOD won victory over BLACKRAZOR in a action packed 3 minute Challenge battle.
FREE BOX demolished WOLVERINE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
VISION devastated POSITIVE in a exciting 8 minute bloody one-sided Challenge fight.
ZEBRAWOOD bested SCHENDIRK in a popular 3 minute Challenge duel.
PEPSI bested GOKU in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge match.
NEGATIVE viciously subdued WARLOCK in a action packed 12 minute Challenge fight.
CRISSY was vanquished by JUPITER in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
HOMELESS PRINCE vanquished SANDS in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
FUNKY ELVIS overcame HUMMEL in a popular 1 minute Challenge bout.
MAXIMUS subdued LUKARIAN LAMORAK in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge match.
SONIC TACO was handily defeated by TWILO THUNDER in a 1 minute Challenge contest.
HELIO demolished WEBSTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Title brawl.
STELLA BLUE overcame TALISMAN SHIELDGUARD in a action packed 1 minute fight.
SCRYB SPRITE defeated BRUENOR BATTLEHAMMER in a action packed 2 minute struggle.
WISTERIA overpowered HEATHER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched brawl.
LEETA STORMRIDER savagely defeated NAIMT BACKRUB in a exciting 2 minute brutal bout.
MICHAEL HONORBLADE savagely defeated ALFALFA BIRD in a popular 9 minute bloody match.
CRYSTAL FIREBLADE devastated PUSSYCAT in a 2 minute one-sided contest.
MONICA VIRTUESHIELD defeated DEADPOOL in a exciting 4 minute gory duel.
INTENDRID O'REILLY viciously subdued MUCOUS in a action packed 2 minute bloody duel.
GIMETHATSHIELD was savagely defeated by WARPATH in a popular 2 minute gory match.
B. LLUD PITT viciously subdued OATMEAL in a popular 2 minute gruesome match.
BLUNT FORCE overpowered JESUS in a action packed 2 minute brutal one-sided bout.
NITROZORB unbelievably bested ZHARRA TYL MEDAN in a popular 6 minute gruesome fray.
THE DUCK was overpowered by TYLARRA in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven competition.
GUESS MY STYLE luckily beat KA D'ARGO in a action packed 4 minute gory duel.
SWEET TOOTH was beaten by VAJRA VALMEJAR in a popular 1 minute match.
SMITH was overpowered by IRIADOR in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
PYROTECHNICIAN handily defeated NIXIE SEASPRITE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
DIESEL was vanquished by YOGONITH in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
GEORGE BUSH demolished ERICKA BEARICKA in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
LUCIFER was handily defeated by CONNOR MACLEOD in a 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
DELPHIA unbelievably bested OHRLAM in a action packed 4 minute gory match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  16         LUNGING ATTACK   103 -  63 -  1      62  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     12         TOTAL PARRY       56 -  47 -  0      54  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   12         WALL OF STEEL     52 -  46 -  0      53  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      7         PARRY-STRIKE      12 -  15 -  0      44  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         PARRY-LUNGE       11 -  15 -  0      42  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         AIMED BLOW        10 -  14 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         SLASHING ATTACK   20 -  30 -  0      40  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         STRIKING ATTACK   11 -  17 -  0      39  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      8 -  13 -  0      38  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         BASHING ATTACK     4 -  16 -  0      20  |

Turn 381 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         1 -  2         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        8 -  4     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  2         3  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-LUNGE        4 -  3     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         1  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     9 -  7     WALL OF STEEL      4 -  8         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  3         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   HELIO 32-3733              54  49  4  354 ULTIMATE ACCELERATION (957)
SLASHING ATTACK  WISTERIA 11-3786           30  14  0  290 WHAT'S YOUR POISON (949)
WALL OF STEEL    SCRYB SPRITE 60-4003       73  60  0  289 MAGICK (772)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    MICHAEL HONORBLAD 11-3300  97  59  0  237 KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE (633)
PARRY-LUNGE      INTENDRID O'REILL 11-2969  58  46  0  232 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (396)
TOTAL PARRY      VISION 26-1573             48  25  2  227 HEADBANGERS (9)
BASHING ATTACK   BLUNT FORCE 63-2186        38  15  2  210 CAR AND DRIVER (470)
PARRY-STRIKE     SCHENDIRK 63-2054          72  96  2  200 WAYFARERS (782)
AIMED BLOW       GOKU 46-3655               31  33  2  196 DRAGONBALL Z (944)
STRIKING ATTACK  HOMELESS PRINCE 22-6012    29  11  1  179 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978)

The overall popularity leader is HEATHER 48-3062.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was ZHARRA TYL MEDAN 40-2586.  The ten other most popular fighters were VISION 
26-1573, MICHAEL HONORBLADE 11-3300, KA D'ARGO 10-4270, JE SUIS BIEN 26-626, WARLOCK 
66-2473, WARPATH 66-2926, SALINE LAMORAK 11-4261, BLACKRAZOR 11-4091, ZEBRAWOOD 
41-3595, and SCHENDIRK 63-2054.

The least popular fighter this week was NEGATIVE 26-3654.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were LUCIFER 52-3031, ERICKA BEARICKA 63-2461, NIXIE SEASPRITE 
11-4992, SANDS 11-4123, DIESEL 26-4277, SMITH 14-1282, SWEET TOOTH 11-3248, THE DUCK 
82-12670, OATMEAL 68-3138, and HEATHER 48-3062.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
KOLACT(10)           0  1 0  ZENSU(40)            1  1 0  ANDOR(57)            1  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       6  8 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  1 0  ARADI(60)            3  1 0  
TOBIR(14)            0  3 0  KRILL(44)            1  0 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         1  2 0  
SOLVEN(22)           3  0 0  ARDIVENT(46)         0  1 0  TARRGIR(66)          2  3 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          1  0 0  CAER(48)             0  1 0  BARIKALA(67)         0  1 0  
CALEAM(26)           4  3 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        1  0 0  FIREHOLD(68)         1  2 0  
IAYE(30)             1  1 0  FRATSFA(52)          1  1 0  KYR'TERR(71)         1  1 0  
ARVAT(32)            1  0 0  KHALHUMS(53)         1  0 0  DWES EG(82)          0  2 0  
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KA D'ARGO 10-4270           27  20  1  132  FARSCAPE (990)             KOLACT
 WISTERIA 11-3786            30  14  0  290  WHAT'S YOUR POISON (949)   ARUAK CITY
 PUSSYCAT 14-3701            50  57  1  184  THE DOGHOUSE (896)         TOBIR
 HOMELESS PRINCE 22-6012     29  11  1  179  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978)      SOLVEN
 LEETA STORMRIDER 24-3849    88  90  1  244  KRILL CAVALRY (780)        ZORPUNT
 VISION 26-1573              48  25  2  227  HEADBANGERS (9)            CALEAM
 FUNKY ELVIS 30-2754         25  16  1  144  TRIP OUT (969)             IAYE
 HELIO 32-3733               54  49  4  354  ULTIMATE ACCELERATION (957 ARVAT
 IMNOTA GOD 33-4801          31  14  0  163  SUPERIOR FORCES 1F (815)   NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 GUESS MY STYLE 40-3407      29  13  0  144  SUPERIOR FORCES (538)      ZENSU
 ZEBRAWOOD 41-3595           52  39  0  207  ACTION TOYS (889)          KATI-TEI
 JUPITER 44-2554             59  57  0  202  SHERWOOD FOREST (809)      KRILL
 GOKU 46-3655                31  33  2  196  DRAGONBALL Z (944)         ARDIVENT
 HEATHER 48-3062             88 162  7  190  STARS (743)                CAER
 IRIADOR 50-2481             23  13  2  148  DRUID'S GROVE (983)        SNOWBOUND

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PYROTECHNICIAN 52-2847      17  13  1   95  THE FURIOUS FIVE (625)     FRATSFA
 STELLA BLUE 53-6167         27  14  1  221  PUERCO'S PINATA (669)      KHALHUMS
 B. LLUD PITT 57-1171        96  82  0  211  COPYRITENFRINGMNTS (781)   ANDOR
 SCRYB SPRITE 60-4003        73  60  0  289  MAGICK (772)               ARADI
 BLUNT FORCE 63-2186         38  15  2  210  CAR AND DRIVER (470)       AMEN-TEI
 CRYSTAL FIREBLADE 66-3153   80  56  0  251  DEFENDERS OF VIRTUE (702)  TARRGIR
 BRUENOR BATTLEHAMME 67-917  74  69  3  199  FORGOTTEN REALMS (880)     BARIKALA
 PEPSI 68-8510               53  26  0  201  OVERWORLD (891)            FIREHOLD
 MUCOUS 71-2277              60  48  2  196  THE CODA (786)             KYR'TERR
 JESUS 82-5459               39  28  3  188  RISEN FROM THE DEAD (903)  DWES EG

                                FACE-TO-FACE XXXIV

     Our next Winter Face-to-Face will be held on Martin Luther King weekend, Friday 
through Sunday, 14-16 January 2005, at the Embassy Suites in Tempe, Arizona (4400 S 
Rural Rd--this is the same hotel as last year).  Room rates are $139.00 per night, 
1-4 occupancy, which includes breakfast.  The rooms are blocked.  The reservations 
number is 480-897-7444; tell them you're with the "Reality Simulations Face to Face 
Convention" block.  Our room block will be released in mid-December, so please make 
sure you reserve your room before then! 
     Room rates include a full cooked-to-order breakfast and a complimentary two-hour 
manager's reception.  There is a free shuttle to the airport, as well as free parking.  
The hotel is located down the freeway in Tempe.  All rooms have high speed internet 
(for an extra charge).  There is a fitness center, jacuzzi, and pool, and of course a 
bar and Mexican restaurant inside the hotel.  And there's Denny's right across the 
street.  Look for transportation info in the tournament information sheet.
     The tournament information sheet/strategy sheet should be out sometime in late 
November/early December. 
     If you haven't been to a Face-to-Face before, you're overdue.  If you have, 
you'll be back.  Don't miss this one, it'll be a blast!  See you there! 

                                          -- Green Eyes and the RSI Staff