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Date : 09/13/2004 Duedate: 09/25/2004
ANDORAK
DM-105 TURN-383
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 BOXES 60/929 138 35 3 79.8 THE FURIOUS FIVE 52/625
2 NATURE'S FORC 82/985 342 214 8 61.5 PUERCO'S PINATA 53/669
MIKE THE HUNTER 82/954 10 THE CODA 71/786 739 700 5 51.4
ULTIMATE ACCELERATION 32/957 MERCENARY WARCKERS 8/715
RISEN FROM THE DEAD 82/903 SHERWOOD FOREST 44/809
3 KNIGHTS OF VI 11/633 332 221 0 60.0 INCARNATIONS 52/711
DEFENDERS OF VIRTUE 66/702 OVERWORLD 68/891
4 TOTEM 74/934 1024 723 16 58.6 WARCKERS 26/587
THE LONGING 30/871 ACTION TOYS 41/889
DEATH STUDS VIII 20/868 MONSTER CHILD 63/996
THE URGE 40/216 11 TRIP OUT 30/969 32 31 1 50.8
SWEET SILK 41/720 VIEW ASKEW 11/981
DEATH BY STUPIDITY 5/938 THUNDERSTRUCK 41/365
THAT TOTALLY SUCKS! 82/993 12 CONSPIRACY IN 22/977 2 2 0 50.0
TACO GODS 40/198 13 X-FORCE 66/415 852 1139 13 42.8
DEATH STUDS VII 60/877 DRAGONBALL Z 46/944
BAILE BEAG 63/838 FORGOTTEN REALMS 67/880
DARK SIDE 43/970 SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/994
5 SUPERIOR FORC 40/538 437 321 1 57.7 DRUID'S GROVE 50/983
SUPERIOR FORCES 1F 33/815 SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/902
SUPERIOR FORCES II 60/686 14 WAYFARERS 63/782 446 726 7 38.1
SUPERIOR FORCES IX 82/973 KRILL CAVALRY 24/780
6 MAGICK 60/772 1349 1061 9 56.0 COPYRITENFRINGMNTS 57/781
WHAT'S YOUR POISON 11/949 THE DOGHOUSE 14/896
7 CLUB CULTURE 60/943 599 505 11 54.3 15-FARSCAPE 10/990 24 40 0 37.5
CAR AND DRIVER 63/470 ROLE MONSTERS 56/997
FARFIGNEWTONS 68/640 16 STARS 48/743 283 588 7 32.5
8 HEADBANGERS 26/9 138 122 2 53.1 MIKES 14/831
KELLUMBO'S KIDS 22/978 17-THE DEATH SQUA 14/44 63 150 1 29.6
9 THE GOOD EART 68/530 301 279 3 51.9 THE HEADCUTTERS II 11/939
GERFEL'S FRIENDS 11/396
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
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---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 248): GOLDENEYE of BONDAGE (Spawn, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 497): WALL OF GLASS of SCARLET KNIGHTS II (Talon Warsmith)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 497): ZERO THE HERO of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 490): SNAKE CHARMER of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 486): GYRADOS of WATER DECK (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 486): FELAWESHIPE of CHAUCERS WORDS (Berylstar, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 487): SAILOR VENUS of SHERWOOD FOREST (Papaiz, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 480): SONORA SARA of RED DOG GANG (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 448): SPECTRUM of AS FAR AS SIAM (?, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 441): PORTERHOUSE ARREST of GLAD TO MEAT YOU (Alfredo
Frothingslosh, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 434): FLOYD B. RICK of FLOYDS FAN CLUB (Talon Volksie, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 195): MUTILATE of ASSASSIN NATION (Ghab, mgr.)
DM 60 LOOPHOLES (turn 346): LACHES of LEGALESE (Judge, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 335): LOCKHEART of SAFE HAVEN (Keldon Blackfang, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 150): CHEROKEE of CHIEFS' ELITE (Matrix, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 382): HELIO of ULTIMATE ACCELERATION from ARVAT (LHI, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 248): BONDAGE (Spawn, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 497): SCARLET KNIGHTS II (Talon Warsmith, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 497): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 490): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 486): 13 YRS & COUNTING (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 486): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 487): SHERWOOD FOREST (Papaiz, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 480): RED DOG GANG (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 448): BEYOND THE PALE (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 441): OLD SCHOOL (Otto X. Frothingslosh, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 434): DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 195): OHIO (Berylstar, mgr.)
DM 60 LOOPHOLES (turn 346): MY BRAIN ON CHLORINE (The Sandman, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 335): SAFE HAVEN (Keldon Blackfang, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 150): HAZAARDS OF CLONING (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 382): BOXES (Doc Steele, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 496): TONY MCALPINE of THE HEADCUTTERS II (Street Legal)
LONNIE JOHNSON of THE HEADCUTTERS II (Street Legal)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 486): SQUYER of CHAUCERS WORDS (Berylstar, mgr.)
DM 60 LOOPHOLES (turn 346): SANDSTORM of NATURAL DISASTERS (Soultaker, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 334): FREAN of SAFE HAVEN (Keldon Blackfang, mgr.)
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Greetings to you all as we return once again to the white sands of the white arena of Andorak! We had 12 challenges this turn, with only one DC. That in and of itself is a vote. We also had two of our sometimes vocal, sometimes not Andorian manage
ALFALFA BIRD (60-3283) (67-45-0,208) of SUPERIOR FORCES II TV challenged FREE BOX (60-4964) (25-14-1,252) of BOXES. ALFALFA BIRD slimly won victory over FREE BOX in a 3 minute Challenge fight. Up 44. A HUGE victory for Manager, as Free Box wasn't
CRISSY (11-4993) (25-13-2,181) of VIEW ASKEW challenged SCHENDIRK (63-2054) (72-97-2,202) of WAYFARERS. CRISSY was subdued by SCHENDIRK in a exciting 1 minute Challenge melee. Up 21. A valiant attempt, but with your heritage, I would have expected
CARNAGE XIX (20-3386) (48-20-1,183) of DEATH STUDS VIII challenged GOKU (46-3655) (32-33-2,208) of DRAGONBALL Z. CARNAGE XIX was overpowered by GOKU in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel. Up 25! One of our bigger challenges for the turn, earning
PEPSI (68-8510) (53-27-0,190) of OVERWORLD challenged HEATHER (48-3062) (88-163-7,191) of STARS. PEPSI was narrowly defeated by HEATHER in a crowd pleasing 5 minute Challenge match. Up 1. *Yawn* I wish I could say I slept through this one, but Sa
JUPITER (44-2554) (60-57-0,208) of SHERWOOD FOREST challenged VISION (26-1573) (48-26-2,208) of HEADBANGERS. JUPITER viciously subdued VISION in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal Challenge fight. Even.
HOMELESS PRINCE (22-6012) (29-12-1,180) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS challenged SANDS (11-4123) (41-62-3,171) of SCARLET KNIGHTS. HOMELESS PRINCE was bested by SANDS in a 1 minute Challenge competition. Down 9. Our only DC for the turn, and the DCer got his
WHERE'S MY TOURNEY? (82-2893) (17-0-0,138) of THAT TOTALLY SUCKS! challenged SWEET TOOTH (11-3248) (24-16-0,142) of GERFEL'S FRIENDS. WHERE'S MY TOURNEY? savagely defeated SWEET TOOTH in a 3 minute Challenge melee. Up 4. Sweet Tooth got spanked fo
GREAT BEAR (74-2851) (22-16-0,138) of TOTEM challenged VAJRA VALMEJAR (11-4928) (22-31-0,138) of SCARLET KNIGHTS. GREAT BEAR won victory over VAJRA VALMEJAR in a 2 minute Challenge duel. Even. Boring.
BABY (43-2863) (22-10-2,145) of DARK SIDE challenged WARLOCK (66-2473) (69-108-2,180) of X-FORCE. BABY was overpowered by WARLOCK in a 2 minute uneven Challenge duel. Up 35! Second biggest challenge of the turn, and perhaps the dumbest. Everyone
SONIC TACO (30-4337) (20-11-1,100) of TRIP OUT challenged HUMMEL (14-1404) (43-96-2,123) of MIKES. SONIC TACO was defeated by HUMMEL in a exciting 3 minute gruesome Challenge fight. Up 23. Hummel held off the faster Taco by taking an antacid befor
LEADFOOT (40-3516) (14-7-0,44) of TACO GODS challenged ERICKA BEARICKA (63-2461) (17-8-0,82) of MONSTER CHILD. LEADFOOT overpowered ERICKA BEARICKA in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight. Up 38! This was the fight to end all fights, the
GEORGE BUSH (22-1708) (21-11-1,75) of CONSPIRACY INC. challenged NIXIE SEASPRITE (11-4992) (23-20-0,76) of SCARLET KNIGHTS. GEORGE BUSH was bested by NIXIE SEASPRITE in a 1 minute Challenge conflict. Up 1. Boring. I shouldn't even comment on this
And last but nearly least, another random matchup for the top spot in all of Andorak!!!
HELIO (32-3733) (55-49-4,372) of ULTIMATE ACCELERATION fought SALINE LAMORAK (11-4261) (35-59-0,232) of SCARLET KNIGHTS. An insurmountable difference of 140 points. HELIO demolished SALINE LAMORAK in a popular 1 minute mismatched Title match.
Like I said...insurmountable. Good try, Saline...at least you didn't avoid the hits that kept coming your way like some cowardly lunger, dodging and bobbing and weaving like a scared little bug. Helio, let's have a damn column, okay?
Khalli Dyr'eel,
Spymaster of Andorak
THE KING'S SENTINEL W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HELIO 32-3733 56 49 4 383 ULTIMATE ACCELERATION (957 ARVAT
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CRYSTAL FIREBLADE 66-3153 82 56 0 289 DEFENDERS OF VIRTUE (702) TARRGIR
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LEETA STORMRIDER 24-3849 90 90 1 277 KRILL CAVALRY (780) ZORPUNT
MONICA VIRTUESHIEL 11-3208 111 54 0 258 KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE (633) ARUAK CITY
JE SUIS BIEN 26-626 92 50 1 245 HEADBANGERS (9) CALEAM
GOKU 46-3655 33 33 2 231 DRAGONBALL Z (944) ARDIVENT
JUPITER 44-2554 61 57 0 227 SHERWOOD FOREST (809) KRILL
DEADPOOL 66-2274 73 80 7 224 X-FORCE (415) TARRGIR
POSITIVE 26-3633 98 74 0 221 WARCKERS (587) CALEAM
INTENDRID O'REILLY 11-2969 59 47 0 221 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (396) ARUAK CITY
ALFALFA BIRD 60-3283 68 45 0 220 SUPERIOR FORCES II (686) ARADI
DOALTY 63-2073 34 24 0 215 BAILE BEAG (838) AMEN-TEI
TALISMAN SHIELDGUA 11-4304 46 46 0 213 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902) ARUAK CITY
HEATHER 48-3062 89 163 7 212 STARS (743) CAER
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SCHENDIRK 63-2054 73 97 2 209 WAYFARERS (782) AMEN-TEI
JESUS 82-5459 41 28 3 208 RISEN FROM THE DEAD (903) DWES EG
STALACTITE 8-3349 76 56 2 207 MERCENARY WARCKERS (715) ARKERS
B. LLUD PITT 57-1171 97 83 0 204 COPYRITENFRINGMNTS (781) ANDOR
WISTERIA 11-3786 31 15 0 204 WHAT'S YOUR POISON (949) ARUAK CITY
STELLA BLUE 53-6167 27 16 1 204 PUERCO'S PINATA (669) KHALHUMS
FREE BOX 60-4964 25 15 1 204 BOXES (929) ARADI
-OGIER 30-2493 54 30 1 202 THE LONGING (871) IAYE
-ZEBRAWOOD 41-3595 52 40 0 202 ACTION TOYS (889) KATI-TEI
MICHAEL HONORBLADE 11-3300 98 60 0 201 KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE (633) ARUAK CITY
BRUENOR BATTLEHAMME 67-917 75 70 3 197 FORGOTTEN REALMS (880) BARIKALA
BLUNT FORCE 63-2186 39 16 2 197 CAR AND DRIVER (470) AMEN-TEI
-GOOSEBUMPS 41-3112 50 32 0 196 SWEET SILK (720) KATI-TEI
VISION 26-1573 48 27 2 196 HEADBANGERS (9) CALEAM
-NITROZORB 26-3609 41 25 0 194 WARCKERS (587) CALEAM
WARPATH 66-2926 57 98 4 193 X-FORCE (415) TARRGIR
SALINE LAMORAK 11-4261 35 60 0 192 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902) ARUAK CITY
SANDS 11-4123 42 62 3 190 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902) ARUAK CITY
NAIMT BACKRUB 68-7192 51 32 1 189 FARFIGNEWTONS (640) FIREHOLD
SCRYB SPRITE 60-4003 74 61 0 188 MAGICK (772) ARADI
PEPSI 68-8510 53 28 0 188 OVERWORLD (891) FIREHOLD
-OATMEAL 68-3138 49 45 1 188 THE GOOD EARTH (530) FIREHOLD
GIMETHATSHIELD 26-1306 48 40 1 188 HEADBANGERS (9) CALEAM
WARLOCK 66-2473 70 108 2 187 X-FORCE (415) TARRGIR
-NEGATIVE 26-3654 51 52 0 185 WARCKERS (587) CALEAM
PUSSYCAT 14-3701 51 58 1 184 THE DOGHOUSE (896) TOBIR
-JOHN ROCKER 5-3657 34 18 0 184 DEATH BY STUPIDITY (938) KALTOS
-WEBSTER 41-3848 43 34 3 183 ACTION TOYS (889) KATI-TEI
DUNCAN 41-1994 36 28 1 182 THUNDERSTRUCK (365) KATI-TEI
CRISSY 11-4993 25 14 2 182 VIEW ASKEW (981) ARUAK CITY
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MUCOUS 71-2277 60 50 2 180 THE CODA (786) KYR'TERR
WOLVERINE 66-3871 36 50 4 179 X-FORCE (415) TARRGIR
CARNAGE XIX 20-3386 48 21 1 177 DEATH STUDS VIII (868) SEAM
-JOE SATRIANI 11-4422 23 26 2 177 THE HEADCUTTERS II (939) ARUAK CITY
HOMELESS PRINCE 22-6012 29 13 1 170 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978) SOLVEN
RENSHAW 63-2033 42 36 1 164 BAILE BEAG (838) AMEN-TEI
-DAIN BRAMAGE 14-3935 26 13 2 164 THE DEATH SQUAD (44) TOBIR
-IMNOTA GOD 33-4801 31 14 0 163 SUPERIOR FORCES 1F (815) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
BLITZKRIEG XXIII 60-5503 22 13 1 158 DEATH STUDS VII (877) ARADI
IRIADOR 50-2481 24 14 2 153 DRUID'S GROVE (983) SNOWBOUND
-THE DUCK 82-12670 23 16 1 151 SUPERIOR FORCES IX (973) DWES EG
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
WHERE'S MY TOURNEY 82-2893 18 0 0 150 THAT TOTALLY SUCKS! (993) DWES EG
STORM LXV 60-4972 27 10 0 145 DEATH STUDS VII (877) ARADI
-GUESS MY STYLE 40-3407 29 13 0 144 SUPERIOR FORCES (538) ZENSU
FUNKY ELVIS 30-2754 26 17 1 144 TRIP OUT (969) IAYE
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GREAT BEAR 74-2851 23 16 0 144 TOTEM (934) DAIYLA KIV
BABY 43-2863 22 11 2 144 DARK SIDE (970) VEASTIAN
SWEET TOOTH 11-3248 24 17 0 143 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (396) ARUAK CITY
-KA D'ARGO 10-4270 27 21 1 141 FARSCAPE (990) KOLACT
KINKY 40-2645 25 13 0 139 THE URGE (216) ZENSU
BLACKRAZOR 11-4091 41 65 0 138 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902) ARUAK CITY
-ZHARRA TYL MEDAN 40-2586 12 11 0 138 SUPERIOR FORCES (538) ZENSU
VAJRA VALMEJAR 11-4928 22 32 0 136 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902) ARUAK CITY
-BEAVIS 14-3996 19 9 2 135 THE DEATH SQUAD (44) TOBIR
HUMMEL 14-1404 44 96 2 130 MIKES (831) TOBIR
SMITH 14-1282 46 96 4 121 MIKES (831) TOBIR
TWILO THUNDER 60-5225 31 22 1 113 CLUB CULTURE (943) ARADI
PYROTECHNICIAN 52-2847 18 14 1 105 THE FURIOUS FIVE (625) FRATSFA
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SONIC TACO 30-4337 20 12 1 100 TRIP OUT (969) IAYE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PURPLE DONKEY 30-2751 23 15 0 88 TRIP OUT (969) IAYE
NIXIE SEASPRITE 11-4992 24 20 0 87 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902) ARUAK CITY
-TONY MCALPINE 11-4948 20 26 1 87 THE HEADCUTTERS II (939) ARUAK CITY
LEADFOOT 40-3516 15 7 0 79 TACO GODS (198) ZENSU
MAXIMUS 22-5966 26 18 3 76 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978) SOLVEN
-DELPHIA 71-1771 24 9 0 74 THE CODA (786) KYR'TERR
GEORGE BUSH 22-1708 21 12 1 71 CONSPIRACY INC. (977) SOLVEN
MICROBURST 82-4443 8 2 0 61 NATURE'S FORCE (985) DWES EG
MIKE, POWERFUL 82-7051 9 6 0 57 MIKE THE HUNTER (954) DWES EG
-DIESEL 26-4277 17 18 0 56 WARCKERS (587) CALEAM
ERICKA BEARICKA 63-2461 17 9 0 55 MONSTER CHILD (996) AMEN-TEI
-ATROPHY 14-4034 17 13 1 52 THE DEATH SQUAD (44) TOBIR
CONNOR MACLEOD 11-5532 23 21 0 47 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (994) ARUAK CITY
LUKARIAN LAMORAK 11-4841 24 35 0 31 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902) ARUAK CITY
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Deadpool -- Excellent fight, sir! If you had done just a tad bit less jumping
around, who knows what would have happened. Luckily for me, I was able to conserve
endurance as I lay on the ground, attempting to fight you off. Care for a rematch?
-- Je Suis Bien
Michael Honorblade -- Not much honor in letting me get as close as you did if you ask
me.... -- Vision
Warlock -- I love you, I really do. -- Gimethatshield
Warpath -- If you hadn't had let me win that first time we fought, you could have
saved me all these losses thinking I can take you. Maybe in a year or so.... --
Homeless Prince
Diesel -- C'mon sissy boy, let's do it again! -- Maximus
The Sentinel -- Well, you have to admit, my down challenging is much better than it
used to be. We'll see if I can just keep the DC's to Papaiz, "for the most part". --
Sablon-O-Vlad
P.S. Man, I kill one of your guys....
Khalli -- Don't listen to The Sentinel, keep fawning. -- SOV
P.S. As requested, FYI we are sending 4 DC's Papaiz's way this turn. Don't give me
*too much* grief in the spy report about em'.
SoV -- Please...don't give in to the dark side...come back to the light.... --
Khalli
Doc Steele -- I couldn't have said it better myself...well, maybe just a little
better, but you sure did a fine job of setting em' straight. :) -- Sablon-O-Vlad
Hey yeah! I like the idea of the King's Sentinel setting the tone for if down
challenging is looked on in a good or bad light in the spy report. Whichever manager
has the throne, if his/her views are known, that is what is expected out of the arena
next turn, as well as how the spy reporter spins it. Of course you will still have
managers that will do things how they see fit, but I for one would be willing to live
by this if it happened. -- Sablon-O-Vlad
Helio -- How about a few words for us commoners. -- Detective Kellumbo
Khalli -- It seems I wasn't paying attention when you called for a vote, because I
didn't get it. It seems the voting was to determine whether downchallenging would be
condoned in Andorak. I really wish that you didn't feel such a poll was necessary--
this is Andorak, after all! I will vote against downchallenging, but note my
disapproval in general. Also, I am wondering if we are voting to change the way the
GC manages challenges here, or are we just trying to re-align the spirit of the
arena? Either way, I vote against downchallenging, so your answer does not alter my
stance. -- Generalissimo Puerco
P.S. Although they're probably not listening, I'll try to get my other alliance-
mates, besides Adie, to vote.
Vote tallied. I see that one of your alliance mates already answered a little
further down. That's a big shift when there are so few votes cast. -- Khalli
JRK, Armalias -- Tell Khalli whether or not you support downchallenging in Andorak.
-- Generalissimo Puerco
Khalli, Doc Steele -- It's a neat idea, that being leaning the arena toward the top
team's point of view, but the top team spot has a tendency to be rather canalized (as
Boxes demonstrates). The post of King's Sentinel, as Khalli suggested, is a better
choice. It offers more potential liability while still providing the opportunity for
a dominant warrior to "rule" over the arena for a lengthy period of time. I think
this could infuse the top of the ranks with some excitement. Perhaps you, Khalli,
could think of some diagnostic questions for a new King's Sentinel to answer when
they take the post, that would guide you in the way you write. -- Generalissimo
Puerco
The vote is still rather close, so I am leaning towards giving this a try. I
will have some details drawn up with the next spyreport, so be watching!--Khalli
Sentinel -- I'll challenge good warriors when I bring a good warrior to Andorak.
Free Box is terrible. Besides, I am not in a play by your rules kind of mood. I'm
more in a thorn in the side kind of place. I dissolved my deal with Manager when I
got into that flame war with your Andorian sisters in Aruak City. Manager is now
free to avoid me, and I am free to down challenge. I offered him a deal where only
Aruak City would be the exception, but not surprisingly he jumped at a chance to get
his Avoids back and declined. Here in Andorak I am afraid that whole thing with the
spy reporter last time I was active, along with a fresh crop of Andorian managers to
despise, has left me with no choice but to play the villain. As for your "sack up"
comment, I find that to be a typical hypocritical Andorian remark; considering I have
been trying to get you to agree to a No-Avoids Pact for years. Leave the pointless
goading to your new generation, it is beneath such an old master as yourself. -- Doc
Steele
Just exactly what "thing with the spy reporter" are you talking about? Did I
manage to offend you in some way last time you were here? -- Khalli
Spy Reporter -- You let me know what you decide, so I can bring in the appropriate
warriors to town at the split. -- Doc Steele
"Manager" -- The name's Khalli. Khalli Dyr'eel. And I'll lay out the details
next cycle. -- Khalli
Except when it's me, so some confusion is understandable. -- The Saint,
everyone's favourite substitute *sigh*
Khalli -- Count the votes of all my many managerial personas as resounding "nays" to
your DC poll. This is Andorak, you idiot. There shouldn't be DCs HERE. Now, I am
practicing Doc Steele's way of the warrior in Primus, since that is the rule of the
land there, and it's the only way to be competitive...but I'd do the same thing in
any arena...I play to the flavor of the people there. And in Andorak, that means no
DCing (as that has long been the acceptable norm). -- Armalias Skyhawk, et al
24 August 2004
Invitation to Newbie Managers
by Hammer
As a Captain of the Vendetta Cartel, Hammer has recently dissolved the Vendetta
Cartel Crimson Ascension Family. Lady Martilyo and Rook are NO LONGER members of the
Vendetta Cartel.
The Vendetta Cartel is divided into "Families" under the leadership of Captains;
who have been appointed by the VC God Father known throughout the dueling land as
Master Darque.
Hammer is now the Captain of the Vendetta Cartel Tarantula Tribe and the veteran
manager extends an invitation for prospective membership as a Probate [ONLY 2 Probate
positions are available in the VC Tarantula Tribe at the present time!] to any Newbie
Manager who qualifies under the following conditions:
1. Newbie Manager MUST have Online Access for Email communications! [Hammer is
presently living in Qatar and Lieutenants Maximillian and Firehawk are living in
Canada; so Email Communication is a MUST for consideration!]
2. Newbie Manager MUST have the time and funds to create 2 new stables to be
placed in 2 separate Slow Arenas [the cost of running 1 stable in a Regular Arena!]
to actively participate on a monthly basis with the other 3 T-Tribe members of the
Vendetta Cartel!
3. Newbie Manager MUST have the DESIRE to be an Active Member of the Vendetta
Cartel as a Tarantula Tribe trainee aka Probate; developing his/her managerial skills
under the mentorship of Hammer and the other VC members; thus proving themselves
worthy to become Vendetta Cartel Lieutenants in the Vendetta Cartel Tarantula Tribe!
The Vendetta Cartel Tarantula Tribe lives by the Feud; thereby prospective
Probates are forewarned that membership guarantees instant Friends and instant
Enemies!
Any prospective Probates who 1.) seek to improve their managerial
insights/abilities under the counsel of Hammer and other Vendetta Cartel members 2.)
desire to be active members of an Active Alliance that WILL NOT Dissolve in a Few
Months; building lasting friendships while enjoying Feuding with Common Enemies 3.)
who enjoy sending their gladiators to Tournaments and would strive to see their
manager name listed among the TV and TC winners in the Mailer Tourney Newsletters as
a member of the Vendetta Cartel MUST DO THE FOLLOWING:
Send an Email to HammerDM@fastermail.com to introduce yourself and provide
Hammer with a short Bio of your managerial successes/failures and favorite/least
favorite fighting styles; with a listing of your active stable/stables for Hammer to
verify in the online newsletters.
Hammer will choose the 2 prospective Probates for membership in the Vendetta
Cartel Tarantula Tribe on the basis of who he decides will be most suited [to
Hammer's purposes as the T-Tribe Captain!] from among those responding to this All
Arena Ad on a first response/first acceptance or rejection basis!
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LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
ALFALFA BIRD slimly won victory over FREE BOX in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
CRISSY was subdued by SCHENDIRK in a exciting 1 minute Challenge melee.
CARNAGE XIX was overpowered by GOKU in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
PEPSI was narrowly defeated by HEATHER in a crowd pleasing 5 minute Challenge match.
JUPITER viciously subdued VISION in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal Challenge fight.
HOMELESS PRINCE was bested by SANDS in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
WHERE'S MY TOURNEY? savagely defeated SWEET TOOTH in a 3 minute Challenge melee.
GREAT BEAR won victory over VAJRA VALMEJAR in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
BABY was overpowered by WARLOCK in a 2 minute uneven Challenge duel.
SONIC TACO was defeated by HUMMEL in a exciting 3 minute gruesome Challenge fight.
LEADFOOT overpowered ERICKA BEARICKA in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
GEORGE BUSH was bested by NIXIE SEASPRITE in a 1 minute Challenge conflict.
HELIO demolished SALINE LAMORAK in a popular 1 minute mismatched Title match.
NAIMT BACKRUB was overcome by TALISMAN SHIELDGUARD in a popular 2 minute conflict.
BRUENOR BATTLEHAMMER was viciously subdued by STALACTITE in a 3 minute bout.
CRYSTAL FIREBLADE handily defeated BLUNT FORCE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
WARPATH was devastated by INTENDRID O'REILLY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
LEETA STORMRIDER demolished GIMETHATSHIELD in a exciting 2 minute gory one-sided bout.
JE SUIS BIEN handily defeated MICHAEL HONORBLADE in a 2 minute mismatched competition.
SCRYB SPRITE was overpowered by DOALTY in a popular 2 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
B. LLUD PITT was unbelievably bested by POSITIVE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute fray.
MONICA VIRTUESHIELD subdued STELLA BLUE in a popular 2 minute fight.
WISTERIA vanquished WOLVERINE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
DEADPOOL vanquished MUCOUS in a exciting 1 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
JESUS overpowered BERYL in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
KINKY was overcome by IRIADOR in a 2 minute bout.
BLITZKRIEG XXIII was handily defeated by PUSSYCAT in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
DUNCAN overpowered BLACKRAZOR in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
RENSHAW overpowered TWILO THUNDER in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
PYROTECHNICIAN was overpowered by FUNKY ELVIS in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
STORM LXV handily defeated SMITH in a 1 minute mismatched match.
MAXIMUS unbelievably bested MIKE, POWERFUL in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal fight.
MICROBURST demolished LUKARIAN LAMORAK in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
PURPLE DONKEY handily defeated CONNOR MACLEOD in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 23 LUNGING ATTACK 108 - 68 - 1 61 |
|WALL OF STEEL 12 WALL OF STEEL 57 - 46 - 0 55 |
|TOTAL PARRY 8 TOTAL PARRY 59 - 48 - 0 55 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 7 PARRY-RIPOSTE 10 - 12 - 0 45 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 5 PARRY-STRIKE 13 - 16 - 0 45 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 AIMED BLOW 11 - 15 - 0 42 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 PARRY-LUNGE 14 - 23 - 0 38 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 18 - 30 - 0 38 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 STRIKING ATTACK 8 - 17 - 0 32 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 5 - 18 - 0 22 |
Turn 383 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
TOTAL PARRY 6 - 2 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 3 4 LUNGING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 2 3 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 7 - 5 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 5 2 WALL OF STEEL
LUNGING ATTACK 13 - 10 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 1 AIMED BLOW
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK HELIO 32-3733 56 49 4 383 ULTIMATE ACCELERATION (957)
WALL OF STEEL LEETA STORMRIDER 24-3849 90 90 1 277 KRILL CAVALRY (780)
TOTAL PARRY JE SUIS BIEN 26-626 92 50 1 245 HEADBANGERS (9)
AIMED BLOW GOKU 46-3655 33 33 2 231 DRAGONBALL Z (944)
PARRY-LUNGE INTENDRID O'REILL 11-2969 59 47 0 221 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (396)
BASHING ATTACK HEATHER 48-3062 89 163 7 212 STARS (743)
PARRY-STRIKE SCHENDIRK 63-2054 73 97 2 209 WAYFARERS (782)
SLASHING ATTACK WISTERIA 11-3786 31 15 0 204 WHAT'S YOUR POISON (949)
PARRY-RIPOSTE MICHAEL HONORBLAD 11-3300 98 60 0 201 KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE (633)
STRIKING ATTACK HOMELESS PRINCE 22-6012 29 13 1 170 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978)
The overall popularity leader is HEATHER 48-3062. The most popular warrior this turn
was B. LLUD PITT 57-1171. The ten other most popular fighters were HEATHER 48-3062,
PEPSI 68-8510, STALACTITE 8-3349, FREE BOX 60-4964, JUPITER 44-2554, HUMMEL 14-1404,
SONIC TACO 30-4337, MIKE, POWERFUL 82-7051, GOKU 46-3655, and SWEET TOOTH 11-3248.
The least popular fighter this week was LUKARIAN LAMORAK 11-4841. The other ten
least popular fighters were PYROTECHNICIAN 52-2847, WARPATH 66-2926, BABY 43-2863,
CONNOR MACLEOD 11-5532, SMITH 14-1282, TWILO THUNDER 60-5225, MUCOUS 71-2277,
WOLVERINE 66-3871, SCRYB SPRITE 60-4003, and MICHAEL HONORBLADE 11-3300.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
ARKERS(8) 1 0 0 ZENSU(40) 1 1 0 ANDOR(57) 0 1 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 6 8 0 KATI-TEI(41) 1 0 0 ARADI(60) 2 4 0
TOBIR(14) 2 1 0 VEASTIAN(43) 0 1 0 AMEN-TEI(63) 3 2 0
SEAM(20) 0 1 0 KRILL(44) 1 0 0 TARRGIR(66) 3 2 0
SOLVEN(22) 1 2 0 ARDIVENT(46) 1 0 0 BARIKALA(67) 0 1 0
ZORPUNT(24) 1 0 0 CAER(48) 1 0 0 FIREHOLD(68) 0 2 0
CALEAM(26) 2 2 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 1 0 0 KYR'TERR(71) 0 1 0
IAYE(30) 2 1 0 FRATSFA(52) 0 1 0 DAIYLA KIV(74) 1 0 0
ARVAT(32) 1 0 0 KHALHUMS(53) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 3 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
STALACTITE 8-3349 76 56 2 207 MERCENARY WARCKERS (715) ARKERS
MONICA VIRTUESHIEL 11-3208 111 54 0 258 KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE (633) ARUAK CITY
PUSSYCAT 14-3701 51 58 1 184 THE DOGHOUSE (896) TOBIR
CARNAGE XIX 20-3386 48 21 1 177 DEATH STUDS VIII (868) SEAM
HOMELESS PRINCE 22-6012 29 13 1 170 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978) SOLVEN
LEETA STORMRIDER 24-3849 90 90 1 277 KRILL CAVALRY (780) ZORPUNT
JE SUIS BIEN 26-626 92 50 1 245 HEADBANGERS (9) CALEAM
FUNKY ELVIS 30-2754 26 17 1 144 TRIP OUT (969) IAYE
HELIO 32-3733 56 49 4 383 ULTIMATE ACCELERATION (957 ARVAT
KINKY 40-2645 25 13 0 139 THE URGE (216) ZENSU
DUNCAN 41-1994 36 28 1 182 THUNDERSTRUCK (365) KATI-TEI
BABY 43-2863 22 11 2 144 DARK SIDE (970) VEASTIAN
JUPITER 44-2554 61 57 0 227 SHERWOOD FOREST (809) KRILL
GOKU 46-3655 33 33 2 231 DRAGONBALL Z (944) ARDIVENT
HEATHER 48-3062 89 163 7 212 STARS (743) CAER
IRIADOR 50-2481 24 14 2 153 DRUID'S GROVE (983) SNOWBOUND
PYROTECHNICIAN 52-2847 18 14 1 105 THE FURIOUS FIVE (625) FRATSFA
STELLA BLUE 53-6167 27 16 1 204 PUERCO'S PINATA (669) KHALHUMS
B. LLUD PITT 57-1171 97 83 0 204 COPYRITENFRINGMNTS (781) ANDOR
ALFALFA BIRD 60-3283 68 45 0 220 SUPERIOR FORCES II (686) ARADI
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DOALTY 63-2073 34 24 0 215 BAILE BEAG (838) AMEN-TEI
CRYSTAL FIREBLADE 66-3153 82 56 0 289 DEFENDERS OF VIRTUE (702) TARRGIR
BRUENOR BATTLEHAMME 67-917 75 70 3 197 FORGOTTEN REALMS (880) BARIKALA
NAIMT BACKRUB 68-7192 51 32 1 189 FARFIGNEWTONS (640) FIREHOLD
MUCOUS 71-2277 60 50 2 180 THE CODA (786) KYR'TERR
GREAT BEAR 74-2851 23 16 0 144 TOTEM (934) DAIYLA KIV
JESUS 82-5459 41 28 3 208 RISEN FROM THE DEAD (903) DWES EG