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Date   : 11/22/2004    Duedate: 12/04/2004

ANDORAK

DM-105    TURN-388

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 NATURE'S FORC 82/985  352  223  8 61.2   11 YO HO HO! 26/608       23   22  0 51.1
    MIKE THE HUNTER 82/954                   12 THE CODA 71/786       759  730  5 51.0
    RISEN FROM THE DEAD 82/903                  SHERWOOD FOREST 44/809                
    ULTIMATE ACCELERATION 32/957                MERCENARY WARCKERS 8/715              
  2 KNIGHTS OF VI 11/633  344  224  0 60.6      INCARNATIONS 52/711                   
    DEFENDERS OF VIRTUE 66/702                  OVERWORLD 68/891                      
  3 HALL OF GIANT 15/950 1034  731 16 58.6      WARCKERS 26/587                       
  4 FRAG 'EM ALL! 66/584   90   68  0 57.0      ACTION TOYS 41/889                    
  5 MAGICK 60/772        1358 1062 10 56.1      MONSTER CHILD 63/996                  
    WHAT'S YOUR POISON 11/949                13 CONSPIRACY IN 22/977    4    4  0 50.0
  6-DIS-TEAM 63/810       510  412  6 55.3   14 TRIP OUT 30/969        40   43  1 48.2
    NATURAL DISASTERS 60/383                    VIEW ASKEW 11/981                     
  7 CLUB CULTURE 60/943   612  511 11 54.5      THUNDERSTRUCK 41/365                  
    FLOYDS FAN CLUB 46/1000                  15 X-FORCE 66/415        885 1181 13 42.8
    CAR AND DRIVER 63/470                       SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/994             
    FARFIGNEWTONS 68/640                        DRUID'S GROVE 50/983                  
  8 MORDYKR KEEP 57/728   417  360  4 53.7      FORGOTTEN REALMS 67/880               
    MANIACAL TUFTS 11/998                       DRAGONBALL Z 46/944                   
    TORSCHIAN TUFTS 53/814                      SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/902                
    TUFT TUGGERS 11/597                      16 WAYFARERS 63/782      459  733  7 38.5
    TUFT-TASTIC! 46/707                         KRILL CAVALRY 24/780                  
  9 HEADBANGERS 26/9      150  135  2 52.6      COPYRITENFRINGMNTS 57/781             
    KELLUMBO'S KIDS 22/978                      THE DOGHOUSE 14/896                   
    KELLUMBO'S KIDS 11/1001                  17 STARS 48/743          288  598  7 32.5
 10 PUERCO'S PINA 53/669  313  293  3 51.7      MIKES 14/831                          
    THE FURIOUS FIVE 52/625                  18 THE DEATH SQUA 14/44   69  160  2 30.1
    GERFEL'S FRIENDS 11/396                     THE HEADCUTTERS II 11/939             
    ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY 30/995            

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Good day, in ANDORAK a quiet thief gets rich, but a quiet spymaster gets poor.  
So bring me ale and harken to my tidbits of news.  And let's see, HUMMEL fought SANDS 
and gained 36 points and contributed to MIKES' 2-0-0.  SANDS has lost to HUMMEL, 
falling 35 points, while helping make SCARLET KNIGHTS a 2-5-0 turn.  Due to his 
absence and inability to defend the throne, JUPITER has lost the title of Duelmaster. 
And all eyes were on GRAA ROCKBROW this turn as he ascended to the throne of 
Duelmaster.  ANDORAK has a new victor!  Tell me, is nothing sacred?  I have heard 
from unimpeachable sources that The Crimson Eagle uses trolls in their stew.  Talk 
about gristle!   
     He who challenges well, fights well.  He who avoids without cause, shall lose 
for good reasons.  My mama told me that one.  HEADBANGERS has cause to stand tall, as 
they were ANDORAK's most avoided team.  A smart manager knows this is a team to beat. 
And guess who avoided HEADBANGERS stable the most?  Believe it or not, it was 
WARCKERS.  Anyone surprised?  The most challenged warrior this turn was WARCKERS' 
warrior DIESEL.  More fighters challenged him than challenged the Duelmaster!  
Building dreams on hope, JE SUIS BIEN challenged up 119 points this turn to take on 
DEADPOOL from X-FORCE stable.  And now nobody knows where DEADPOOL is right now, 
after giving JE SUIS BIEN 9 points worth of recognition.  As quiet chuckles rise 
behind me.  JOE SATRIANI from THE HEADCUTTERS II took a risk this turn by bravely 
challenging up 37 points in a challenge against NAIMT BACKRUB.  Well, JOE SATRIANI 
was overcame by NAIMT BACKRUB, but JOE SATRIANI gained 2 in recognition for his 
efforts.  Thank goodness for small favors.  In a fit of brilliance or of stupidity 
(hard to say sometimes), SWEET TOOTH challenged LEETA STORMRIDER today, facing a 35 
difference in recognition.  But when the dust settled, SWEET TOOTH had lost to LEETA 
STORMRIDER, and GERFEL'S FRIENDS left SWEET TOOTH doing chores when they went to the 
tavern.  Better luck next time.  Building dreams on hope, THE FRATSFAN CHEF 
challenged up 49 points this turn to take on JESUS from RISEN FROM THE DEAD stable.  
And though THE FRATSFAN CHEF lost to JESUS, the valiant attempt earned him 6 worth of 
recognition.  Foolhardiness can sometimes pay.   
     A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man only once.  Wise men know this to 
be true.  Is it really true that ANDORAK has more dishwashers per capita that 
fighters?  Just thought I'd ask...   
     Remember, blood on the purple robe does not change it from a purple robe.  Dare 
to fight bravely.  It's been nice chatting with you, until we meet again, keep your 
swords sharp and your hammers heavy.  Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to 
paper-- Alarond the Scribe  

THE KING'S SENTINEL           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GRAA ROCKBROW 15-3121       50  35  0  316  HALL OF GIANT (950)        MALCORN

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-JUPITER 44-2554             65  57  0  290  SHERWOOD FOREST (809)      KRILL
 MICHAEL HONORBLADE 11-3300 103  60  0  284  KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE (633)    ARUAK CITY
 B. LLUD PITT 57-1171       102  83  0  270  COPYRITENFRINGMNTS (781)   ANDOR
 WISTERIA 11-3786            35  16  1  267  WHAT'S YOUR POISON (949)   ARUAK CITY
-EARTHQUAKE 60-1468         110  66  1  255  NATURAL DISASTERS (383)    ARADI
 SCRYB SPRITE 60-4003        79  61  0  250  MAGICK (772)               ARADI
-DIS-MOUNT 63-1970           51  22  1  244  DIS-TEAM (810)             AMEN-TEI
 NAIMT BACKRUB 68-7192       55  33  1  243  FARFIGNEWTONS (640)        FIREHOLD
 MONICA VIRTUESHIEL 11-3208 115  55  0  242  KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE (633)    ARUAK CITY
 HELIO 32-3733               59  51  4  240  ULTIMATE ACCELERATION (957 ARVAT
 TALISMAN SHIELDGUA 11-4304  49  48  0  233  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
 BLUNT FORCE 63-2186         42  18  2  232  CAR AND DRIVER (470)       AMEN-TEI
 CRYSTAL FIREBLADE 66-3153   85  58  0  221  DEFENDERS OF VIRTUE (702)  TARRGIR
 INTENDRID O'REILLY 11-2969  62  49  0  219  GERFEL'S FRIENDS (396)     ARUAK CITY
 VISION 26-1573              51  29  2  211  HEADBANGERS (9)            CALEAM

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LEETA STORMRIDER 24-3849    94  91  1  210  KRILL CAVALRY (780)        ZORPUNT
 GIMETHATSHIELD 26-1306      50  43  1  210  HEADBANGERS (9)            CALEAM
 MUCOUS 71-2277              63  51  2  209  THE CODA (786)             KYR'TERR
 JE SUIS BIEN 26-626         94  53  1  207  HEADBANGERS (9)            CALEAM
 DEADPOOL 66-2274            77  81  7  207  X-FORCE (415)              TARRGIR
 JESUS 82-5459               45  29  3  207  RISEN FROM THE DEAD (903)  DWES EG
 BRUENOR BATTLEHAMME 67-917  77  73  3  205  FORGOTTEN REALMS (880)     BARIKALA
 HEATHER 48-3062             90 167  7  204  STARS (743)                CAER
 GOKU 46-3655                35  36  2  204  DRAGONBALL Z (944)         ARDIVENT
 SCHENDIRK 63-2054           75 100  2  203  WAYFARERS (782)            AMEN-TEI
 ZEBRAWOOD 41-3595           55  42  0  203  ACTION TOYS (889)          KATI-TEI
 JOE SATRIANI 11-4422        24  29  2  202  THE HEADCUTTERS II (939)   ARUAK CITY
-SHA'URI SONGWEAVER 11-4043  39  19  2  201  TUFT TUGGERS (597)         ARUAK CITY
 WARPATH 66-2926             58 102  4  197  X-FORCE (415)              TARRGIR
 WARLOCK 66-2473             72 111  2  196  X-FORCE (415)              TARRGIR
-FLINGLEBITS 46-2836         45  13  0  196  TUFT-TASTIC! (707)         ARDIVENT
 KILIM ALTARAXE 53-6251      43  30  0  196  TORSCHIAN TUFTS (814)      KHALHUMS
 NITROZORB 26-3609           41  26  0  196  WARCKERS (587)             CALEAM
 POSITIVE 26-3633            99  78  0  195  WARCKERS (587)             CALEAM
 DAIN BRAMAGE 14-3935        27  14  2  195  THE DEATH SQUAD (44)       TOBIR
 PEPSI 68-8510               56  29  0  194  OVERWORLD (891)            FIREHOLD
 SALINE LAMORAK 11-4261      37  63  0  194  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
-AMILIE GREYSTONE 57-4002    37  27  0  194  MORDYKR KEEP (728)         ANDOR
 HOMELESS PRINCE 22-6012     31  16  1  192  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978)      SOLVEN

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 STELLA BLUE 53-6167         30  18  1  192  PUERCO'S PINATA (669)      KHALHUMS
 STALACTITE 8-3349           78  59  2  191  MERCENARY WARCKERS (715)   ARKERS
 PUSSYCAT 14-3701            53  61  1  191  THE DOGHOUSE (896)         TOBIR
 FORSYTHIA 52-2368           38  31  1  190  THE FURIOUS FIVE (625)     FRATSFA
 NEGATIVE 26-3654            52  52  0  187  WARCKERS (587)             CALEAM
 RED CEDAR 44-2451           34  32  0  187  SHERWOOD FOREST (809)      KRILL
 WEBSTER 41-3848             43  35  3  184  ACTION TOYS (889)          KATI-TEI
 LANFEAR 52-2872             31  22  2  183  INCARNATIONS (711)         FRATSFA
 COLWYN QUICKSILVER 11-4342  27  11  2  182  TUFT TUGGERS (597)         ARUAK CITY

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WOLVERINE 66-3871           38  53  4  176  X-FORCE (415)              TARRGIR
 DUNCAN 41-1994              37  32  1  174  THUNDERSTRUCK (365)        KATI-TEI
 FUNKY ELVIS 30-2754         29  19  1  171  TRIP OUT (969)             IAYE
 SWEET TOOTH 11-3248         25  21  0  168  GERFEL'S FRIENDS (396)     ARUAK CITY
 SMITH 14-1282               49  98  4  162  MIKES (831)                TOBIR
 BLACKRAZOR 11-4091          43  68  0  161  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
 CRISSY 11-4993              26  18  2  161  VIEW ASKEW (981)           ARUAK CITY
 PYROTECHNICIAN 52-2847      22  15  1  161  THE FURIOUS FIVE (625)     FRATSFA
 DRIVEN 63-2398              27   6  1  159  CAR AND DRIVER (470)       AMEN-TEI
 THE FRATSFAN CHEF 30-4385   20   8  0  158  ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY (995)  IAYE
 TWILO THUNDER 60-5225       34  24  1  157  CLUB CULTURE (943)         ARADI
 HUMMEL 14-1404              45 100  2  152  MIKES (831)                TOBIR

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PRONTO PONGO 26-3999        46  40  2  149  WARCKERS (587)             CALEAM
 VAJRA VALMEJAR 11-4928      24  35  0  143  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
-DIS-EMBOWEL 63-2025         51  46  0  140  DIS-TEAM (810)             AMEN-TEI
 SANDS 11-4123               42  67  3  140  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
 IRIADOR 50-2481             25  18  2  138  DRUID'S GROVE (983)        SNOWBOUND
 BLACKBEARD 26-3288          24  13  0  134  YO HO HO! (608)            CALEAM
 BEAVIS 14-3996              20  12  3  134  THE DEATH SQUAD (44)       TOBIR
 NOT LIKE YOU'D KNO 82-7050  23  16  4  123  MIKE THE HUNTER (954)      DWES EG
 BATTLESTONE 66-2980         26  22  0  114  FRAG 'EM ALL! (584)        TARRGIR
 SONIC TACO 30-4337          23  14  1  106  TRIP OUT (969)             IAYE

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NIXIE SEASPRITE 11-4992     28  21  0  100  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
 ATROPHY 14-4034             19  14  1   91  THE DEATH SQUAD (44)       TOBIR

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-ZLATINA ANGUELOVA 11-4856   22  21  1   88  TUFT TUGGERS (597)         ARUAK CITY
 THE SPOTLIGHT 60-6329       23  17  1   87  CLUB CULTURE (943)         ARADI
 CONNOR MACLEOD 11-5532      26  23  0   84  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (994)   ARUAK CITY
 GEORGE BUSH 22-1708         23  14  1   82  CONSPIRACY INC. (977)      SOLVEN
 LUCIFER 52-3031             14  16  0   82  INCARNATIONS (711)         FRATSFA
-SEGALLION SUNDANCE 11-4600  20  18  1   79  TUFT TUGGERS (597)         ARUAK CITY
 LUKARIAN LAMORAK 11-4841    27  37  0   73  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
-DIK-DIK 11-5850             20  10  2   72  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (1001)     ARUAK CITY
 MAXIMUS 22-5966             29  20  3   71  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978)      SOLVEN
 AVALYNE WHYTE 11-3270       16  15  1   69  TUFT TUGGERS (597)         ARUAK CITY
 FLOYD B. RICK 46-3711       20   2  0   68  FLOYDS FAN CLUB (1000)     ARDIVENT
 ZERO THE HERO 14-4129       18   6  1   65  THE DEATH SQUAD (44)       TOBIR
 DELPHIA 71-1771             24  10  0   63  THE CODA (786)             KYR'TERR
 DIESEL 26-4277              17  21  0   58  WARCKERS (587)             CALEAM
 MIKE, POWERFUL 82-7051      10   9  0   56  MIKE THE HUNTER (954)      DWES EG
 CRAZY HORSE 8-3348          18  17  2   52  MERCENARY WARCKERS (715)   ARKERS
 ERICKA BEARICKA 63-2461     17  14  0   44  MONSTER CHILD (996)        AMEN-TEI
 MICROBURST 82-4443           9   5  0   44  NATURE'S FORCE (985)       DWES EG

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Detective Kellumbo -- I will not be drawn into a cat fight with a blind woman.  It 
wouldn't be fair to you, only humiliating. -- Adie

Dear Commission -- Headbangers and Kellumbo's Kids would like to file a formal 
complaint in regards to last week's weapon smith.  You see, we had 2 warriors break a 
total of 5 weapons over the course of their fights, leaving them with only their bare 
fists to fight with.  Seeing as how neither is an aimed blow, this did not go over 
very well.  We would like to know what action you will take on that lowly slime of a 
weapon smith.  Hanging, torture, a night at the Bulldog Inn perhaps?  No amount of 
abuse will be too much.  Thank you for your considerations. -- Sablon-O-Vlad and 
Detective Kellumbo

     There are no Commissioners here today, so you may have to re-file. -- Temp Ed.
     P.S.  But I'll see if I can find somebody to look into it.

Sands -- Did you get the name because you are so constantly down there checking them 
out? -- Homeless Prince

Deadpool -- Lucky dog.  Let's try it again with weapons that won't break as easily!
-- Je Suis Bien

Dis-Mount -- Well fought.  Think you could at least teach me something next time? -- 
Vision

Michael Honorblade -- How many times do I have to ask?  At least bring a shield with 
you so I have some motivation. -- Gime

Connor MacLeod -- Who knows what would have happened.  Who did you bribe for those 
trick weapons anyways? -- Maximus

Pussycat -- I am tall in all the right places.... -- Prince

Adie, JRK, Armalias -- Congrats on the great showing for our city last turn.  I can't 
take much credit; I only contributed 1-1 of the 13-3. -- Generalissimo Puerco

Intendrid O'Reilly -- I thought elves LIKED cats!  We've got pointed ears, too, you 
know. -- Pussycat

Positive -- Oh, positively. -- B. Llud Pitt

Duncan -- Think of me as a kind of thunder. -- Leeta Stormrider

Sweet Tooth -- (hopefully)  Think of me as a particularly good cinnamon bun, hot out 
of the oven? -- Schendirk

Homeless Prince -- Mrowr? -- Pussycat

Sablon-O-Vlad -- Well, Jupiter is the king of planets or something. -- Leeta

Ed. -- No, it seems to be more of a rash.  Heat rash, perhaps, or poison ivy, or most 
any kind, I suppose.  I'm not a rash specialist. -- Leeta

11 November 2004
All you alliance-type people, I'm trying (again!) to get my alliance listing correct
and up to date.  Either send me a diplo (address it to The Saint) or send your
updates to me directly at Sue at solberg-mathews.com.  As you may guess, replace the
at with @ and you're good to go (I do hate spammy mail and this will end up on the
web).

I have information on the following alliances:  ADIO, Allied Axis, Armada,
Brotherhood of Justice, Brotherhood of the Blade, Cadre, CDC, Chaos, Inc., Circle of
Order, Company of Brothers, Consortium, Council of Lords, Couple Good Guys, Crimson
Vengeance, DOA, DOOMcorps, Enigmafia, Eurosquad, Fascist Federation, FONZ,
Frothingslosh Syndicate, GAPPDA, Homeland Alliance, IT Alliance, Jingoists, kLk,
Knights of the Covenant, LBA, League Arcane, Legion6, Living Essences, Lords and
Ladies of Darkness, Manic Union, Midnight Foundation, Minions of Diana, Monarchs of
Montezuma, NCA, NIMROD, R.A.G.E., Seventh Sons, The Firm, The French Connection,
Vendett@ United, and the Vendetta Cartel.

If you are a member of one of these alliances, let me know.  If you are a member of
some other alliance that isn't listed, let me know.  If you were at any point in your
past a part of one of these alliance but are now independent, also let me know.
Going inactive doesn't mean you get removed from this list; people are assumed to
still be in the same alliance when they return.  Even having everyone in an alliance
go inactive doesn't change anything.  If an alliance is officially disbanding, that's
another thing you have to let me know....

The Saint, keeper of lists

P.S.  If you already responded to my online plea (and I replied), you can ignore
this.

17 November 2004
                       Hammer 500-Hammer Run for the Roll Ups
                                  Hosted by Hammer

     Niytyole Island DM 33 has dwindled to the point where as of T-482 [duedate
November 3, 2004] there were only 2 active stables listed with 3 inactive stables in
a once thriving and lively regular arena.
     During the past 40+ cycles Hammer has been hosting the Hammer Run for the Roll
Ups in DM 33.
     Thus far only the Ripper and Slasher categories have produced winners to claim
the 5 New Team Roll Ups Prize for being the first declared Style Master of their
respective categories to graduate.
     Every contending stable has gone inactive for one reason or another, including
CASINO HAMMERZ, over the past several months.
     Now DM 33 faces the harsh reality that if RSI chooses to close any arenas due to
little or no interest, Niytyole Island could very well head the list of endangered
regular arenas!
     In an effort to preserve his beloved island, Hammer is announcing the
continuation of the Hammer Run for the Roll Ups; combined with the Hammer 500 which
will conclude both contests on T-500 [duedate July 13, 2005] should DM 33 continue to
remain open in the coming months.
     Attention Hammer Runners!
     The Hammer Run is for 0 FE Basic Arena Warriors ONLY.  Participants MUST Be
Declared in the P-ads On or Before their First DM 33 Basic Arena Fight to Qualify as
a Hammer Runner!  Winners of Each Category will receive 5 New Team Roll Up Gift
Certificates mailed from RSI courtesy of Hammer!  [On the condition that they
Graduate on or before T-500; see amended rules below!]
     The following Style Master categories remain open with a listing of how many
declared contestants are still entered and their W/L recognition record at the time
of their disappearance from the Hammer Run competition:
     (P-ad declarations in parenthesis)
     [Manager name/Stable name in brackets] followed by their last known W/L
recognition ranking
Rippers  Category Now Closed for Hammer Run as of T-475
     01.  WINNER T-475 Lucky Lady Hammer (T-440) [Hammer/Casino Hammerz] WINNER T-475
Lungers
     01.  Hey, Zeus! (T-443) [Prophet/When Dogma Fails]  14-15-0,73
     02.  Career Criminal (T-455) [Philthy Phil/Jailbirds]  3-2-0,14
Strikers
     01.  Stone Face Hammer (T-463) [Hammer/Casino Hammerz]  7-5-0,52
Pikers
     01.  Siren (T-442) [Street Legal/Of Mythos And Men]  0-0-0,0
     02.  Gordie (T-463) [Kellog/Pig Battalion]  3-2-0,21
     03.  Bluffing Hammer (T-463) [Hammer/Casino Hammerz]  6-6-0,25
Slashers Category Now Closed for Hammer Run as of T-469
     01.  WINNER T-469 Light Da' Pyre (T-443) [Prophet/When Dogma Fails] WINNER T-469
Total Parodys
     01.  Doctor Lecter (T-444) [Philthy Phil/Jailbirds]  13-1-0,84
     02.  Mirikle (T-447) [Dameon Darkheart/Obsidian Hall]  ?-?-?,??
     03.  Maverick Hammer (T-465) [Hammer/Casino Hammerz]  6-6-0,26
Plungers
     01.  Piggy (T-455) [Kellog/Pig Battalion]  3-8-0,19
     02.  Cool Hand Hammer (T-463) [Hammer/Casino Hammerz]  7-5-0,48
Bashers
     01.  Repeat Offender (T-447) [Philthy Phil/Jailbirds]  6-5-2,33
     02.  Joe Friday (T-448) [Kellog/Pig Battalion]  8-8-1,47
     03.  Big Casino Hammer (T-476) [Hammer/Casino Hammerz]  0-0-0,0
Wastes
     01.  Luftschwein (T-452) [Kellog/Pig Battalion]  5-8-0,23
Aimers
     01.  Porkey LR (T-463)  [Kellog/Pig Battalion]  2-3-0,9
     As you can plainly see, the Hammer Run is still wide open in several categories,
depending upon whether or not the deactivated stables are reactivated for the Hammer
500-Hammer Run for the Roll Ups contest!
     Any declared warrior who succeeds in graduating by T-500 will win 5 New Team
Roll Ups Gift Certificates mailed from RSI courtesy of Hammer!  Gift Certs will be
awarded as soon as possible upon official graduation if the graduation occurs prior
to T-500.
     On T-500 the highest ranked ACTIVE declared warrior in the category(s) without a
Graduate will win 2 New Team Roll Ups Gift Certificates mailed from RSI courtesy of
Hammer!
     Additional Hammer 500-Hammer Run for the Roll Ups Gift Cert Prizes:
     Five (5) Gift Certs will be awarded to the manager whose warrior claims the
Duelmaster Throne on T-500.
     Two (2) Gift Certs will be awarded to the manager(s) whose warrior(s) are listed
as the highest Active Challenger Champion, Champion, Challenger Adept, Adept,
Challenger Initiate and Initiate on T-500.
     In the event that NO Duelmaster is seated upon the Duelmaster Throne on T-500
there will be Three (3) Gift Certs awarded to the managers whose Active warriors are
tied for recognition points at the Top of the Challenger Champions recognition
standings.  [Therefore, the Top CC will be awarded 3 Gift Certs instead of 2 for
being ranked as the highest CC on T-500].
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager(s) whose warrior(s) graduate on
T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager(s) whose warrior(s) receive
their graduation announcement on T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager(s) whose warrior(s) are listed
in the Top Warrior Of Each Style newsletter announcement on T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager whose warrior is listed as the
Chartered Recognition Leader on T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager whose warrior is listed as the
Unchartered Recognition Leader on T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager whose warrior is listed as the
Popularity Leader on T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager whose warrior is listed as This
Week's Favorite on T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager whose stable is listed as The
Current Top Team on T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager whose stable is listed as the
Number One Team On The Move Point Gainer on T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager whose stable is listed as the
Top Career Honors Chartered Team on T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager whose stable is listed as the
Top Career Honors Unchartered Team on T-500.
     SHOULD RSI CHOOSE TO CLOSE DM 33 PRIOR TO T-500 ONLY THE HIGHEST ACTIVE DECLARED
STYLE MASTER CONTESTANTS WILL BE AWARDED TWO (2) GIFT CERTS AND ALL OTHER PRIZE
CATEGORIES WILL BE DECLARED NULL AND VOID BY HAMMER!!!!!!!!!
     The purpose of this contest is to restore DM 33 to a lively and entertaining
arena!
     Hammer is willing to foot the Prize bill in a last ditch effort to save Niytyole
Island from deletion if RSI and the Gladiatorial Commission decide that more arenas
need to be closed due to lack of participation and interest.
     Should this effort fail to spare DM 33 from deletion, then Hammer is prepared to
transfer CASINO HAMMERZ to another arena if Niytyole Island is closed by RSI and the
Gladiatorial Commission.
     "May Your Blades Be Sharp and Your Wits Sharper!" -- Hammer/Your Hammer 500-
Hammer Run for the Roll Ups Host/Vendetta Cartel Captain; WordSmith and WeaponSmith
of the Vendetta Cartel Tarantula Tribe in DM 28

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

KILIM ALTARAXE was devastated by SCRYB SPRITE in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
STELLA BLUE was demolished by HELIO in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
JE SUIS BIEN slimly won victory over DEADPOOL in a 7 minute Challenge brawl.
HOMELESS PRINCE was overpowered by BLUNT FORCE in a 1 minute Challenge match.
VISION viciously subdued HEATHER in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal Challenge fight.
JOE SATRIANI was bested by NAIMT BACKRUB in a 2 minute Challenge competition.
FORSYTHIA was overpowered by CRYSTAL FIREBLADE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
COLWYN QUICKSILVER vanquished CRISSY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
SWEET TOOTH was overpowered by LEETA STORMRIDER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
THE FRATSFAN CHEF was overpowered by JESUS in a 2 minute gory uneven Challenge match.
DUNCAN was overpowered by ZEBRAWOOD in a 2 minute bloody one-sided Challenge match.
FUNKY ELVIS was handily defeated by SCHENDIRK in a 1 minute Challenge contest.
SONIC TACO devastated CONNOR MACLEOD in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
AVALYNE WHYTE overpowered MICROBURST in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
MAXIMUS bested DIESEL in a action packed 4 minute Challenge duel.
ZERO THE HERO was overpowered by NIXIE SEASPRITE in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
B. LLUD PITT viciously subdued NITROZORB in a exciting 2 minute brutal fight.
WISTERIA overpowered POSITIVE in a popular 2 minute bloody one-sided bout.
GRAA ROCKBROW devastated PEPSI in a 2 minute gory one-sided Title contest.
MICHAEL HONORBLADE vanquished WARPATH in a 1 minute one-sided match.
MONICA VIRTUESHIELD handily defeated BRUENOR BATTLEHAMMER in a 2 minute uneven duel.
STALACTITE was overpowered by TALISMAN SHIELDGUARD in a 1 minute one-sided match.
NEGATIVE won victory over BLACKRAZOR in a popular 2 minute match.
GIMETHATSHIELD viciously subdued WARLOCK in a popular 6 minute brutal fight.
INTENDRID O'REILLY vanquished PUSSYCAT in a action packed 2 minute gory uneven bout.
WEBSTER was viciously subdued by GOKU in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gruesome bout.
LANFEAR was luckily beaten by DAIN BRAMAGE in a popular 6 minute gruesome fight.
SALINE LAMORAK was overcome by MUCOUS in a exciting 2 minute fight.
SANDS was subdued by HUMMEL in a 2 minute fight.
VAJRA VALMEJAR was overpowered by DRIVEN in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
IRIADOR was overpowered by SMITH in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
WOLVERINE was bested by RED CEDAR in a popular 3 minute duel.
PRONTO PONGO was bested by PYROTECHNICIAN in a 1 minute battle.
TWILO THUNDER demolished BEAVIS in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
NOT LIKE YOU'D KNOW overcame CLOVIA SHIMMERMOON in a exciting 1 minute fight.
BLACKBEARD demolished BATTLESTONE in a 2 minute one-sided conflict.
MIKE, POWERFUL was vanquished by THE SPOTLIGHT in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
DELPHIA was viciously subdued by GEORGE BUSH in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal bout.
ERICKA BEARICKA was handily defeated by FLOYD B. RICK in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
LUCIFER narrowly defeated LUKARIAN LAMORAK in a action packed 3 minute battle.
ATROPHY devastated CRAZY HORSE in a action packed 1 minute mismatched match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  20         WALL OF STEEL     71 -  46 -  0      61  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   14         LUNGING ATTACK   109 -  84 -  1      56  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     10         TOTAL PARRY       47 -  44 -  0      52  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      9         PARRY-RIPOSTE     12 -  13 -  0      48  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  8         SLASHING ATTACK   28 -  35 -  1      44  |
|AIMED BLOW                       5         PARRY-LUNGE       30 -  38 -  0      44  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         PARRY-STRIKE      13 -  19 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         STRIKING ATTACK   11 -  17 -  0      39  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         AIMED BLOW        11 -  22 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         BASHING ATTACK    10 -  23 -  0      30  |

Turn 388 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       4 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  5         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        6 -  3     LUNGING ATTACK     7 - 13         3  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      9 -  5     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  2         1  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         3 -  2     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  3         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
TOTAL PARRY        6 -  4     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  4         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       GRAA ROCKBROW 15-3121      50  35  0  316 HALL OF GIANT (950)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    MICHAEL HONORBLAD 11-3300 103  60  0  284 KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE (633)
LUNGING ATTACK   B. LLUD PITT 57-1171      102  83  0  270 COPYRITENFRINGMNTS (781)
SLASHING ATTACK  WISTERIA 11-3786           35  16  1  267 WHAT'S YOUR POISON (949)
WALL OF STEEL    SCRYB SPRITE 60-4003       79  61  0  250 MAGICK (772)
BASHING ATTACK   BLUNT FORCE 63-2186        42  18  2  232 CAR AND DRIVER (470)
PARRY-LUNGE      INTENDRID O'REILL 11-2969  62  49  0  219 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (396)
TOTAL PARRY      VISION 26-1573             51  29  2  211 HEADBANGERS (9)
PARRY-STRIKE     SCHENDIRK 63-2054          75 100  2  203 WAYFARERS (782)
STRIKING ATTACK  HOMELESS PRINCE 22-6012    31  16  1  192 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978)

The overall popularity leader is HEATHER 48-3062.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was LANFEAR 52-2872.  The ten other most popular fighters were DEADPOOL 66-2274, JE 
SUIS BIEN 26-626, GIMETHATSHIELD 26-1306, GEORGE BUSH 22-1708, WARLOCK 66-2473, GOKU 
46-3655, HEATHER 48-3062, LUKARIAN LAMORAK 11-4841, VISION 26-1573, and MAXIMUS 
22-5966.

The least popular fighter this week was MIKE, POWERFUL 82-7051.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were BEAVIS 14-3996, VAJRA VALMEJAR 11-4928, MICROBURST 82-4443, 
CONNOR MACLEOD 11-5532, CRISSY 11-4993, FORSYTHIA 52-2368, CRAZY HORSE 8-3348, ERICKA 
BEARICKA 63-2461, CLOVIA SHIMMERMOON 11-4685, and PRONTO PONGO 26-3999.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
ARKERS(8)            0  2 0  ARVAT(32)            1  0 0  ANDOR(57)            1  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       8 10 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  2 0  ARADI(60)            3  0 0  
TOBIR(14)            4  3 0  KRILL(44)            1  0 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         3  1 0  
MALCORN(15)          1  0 0  ARDIVENT(46)         2  0 0  TARRGIR(66)          1  5 0  
SOLVEN(22)           2  1 0  CAER(48)             0  1 0  BARIKALA(67)         0  1 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          1  0 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        0  1 0  FIREHOLD(68)         1  1 0  
CALEAM(26)           5  4 0  FRATSFA(52)          2  2 0  KYR'TERR(71)         1  1 0  
IAYE(30)             1  2 0  KHALHUMS(53)         0  2 0  DWES EG(82)          2  2 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 STALACTITE 8-3349           78  59  2  191  MERCENARY WARCKERS (715)   ARKERS
 MICHAEL HONORBLADE 11-3300 103  60  0  284  KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE (633)    ARUAK CITY

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DAIN BRAMAGE 14-3935        27  14  2  195  THE DEATH SQUAD (44)       TOBIR
 GRAA ROCKBROW 15-3121       50  35  0  316  HALL OF GIANT (950)        MALCORN
 HOMELESS PRINCE 22-6012     31  16  1  192  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978)      SOLVEN
 LEETA STORMRIDER 24-3849    94  91  1  210  KRILL CAVALRY (780)        ZORPUNT
 VISION 26-1573              51  29  2  211  HEADBANGERS (9)            CALEAM
 FUNKY ELVIS 30-2754         29  19  1  171  TRIP OUT (969)             IAYE
 HELIO 32-3733               59  51  4  240  ULTIMATE ACCELERATION (957 ARVAT
 ZEBRAWOOD 41-3595           55  42  0  203  ACTION TOYS (889)          KATI-TEI
 RED CEDAR 44-2451           34  32  0  187  SHERWOOD FOREST (809)      KRILL
 GOKU 46-3655                35  36  2  204  DRAGONBALL Z (944)         ARDIVENT
 HEATHER 48-3062             90 167  7  204  STARS (743)                CAER
 IRIADOR 50-2481             25  18  2  138  DRUID'S GROVE (983)        SNOWBOUND
 FORSYTHIA 52-2368           38  31  1  190  THE FURIOUS FIVE (625)     FRATSFA
 KILIM ALTARAXE 53-6251      43  30  0  196  TORSCHIAN TUFTS (814)      KHALHUMS
 B. LLUD PITT 57-1171       102  83  0  270  COPYRITENFRINGMNTS (781)   ANDOR
 SCRYB SPRITE 60-4003        79  61  0  250  MAGICK (772)               ARADI
 BLUNT FORCE 63-2186         42  18  2  232  CAR AND DRIVER (470)       AMEN-TEI
 CRYSTAL FIREBLADE 66-3153   85  58  0  221  DEFENDERS OF VIRTUE (702)  TARRGIR
 BRUENOR BATTLEHAMME 67-917  77  73  3  205  FORGOTTEN REALMS (880)     BARIKALA
 NAIMT BACKRUB 68-7192       55  33  1  243  FARFIGNEWTONS (640)        FIREHOLD
 MUCOUS 71-2277              63  51  2  209  THE CODA (786)             KYR'TERR
 JESUS 82-5459               45  29  3  207  RISEN FROM THE DEAD (903)  DWES EG