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Date   : 12/06/2004    Duedate: 12/18/2004

ANDORAK

DM-105    TURN-389

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 NATURE'S FORC 82/985  355  224  8 61.3      THE FURIOUS FIVE 52/625               
    MIKE THE HUNTER 82/954                      GERFEL'S FRIENDS 11/396               
    RISEN FROM THE DEAD 82/903                  ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY 30/995            
    ULTIMATE ACCELERATION 32/957             11-YO HO HO! 26/608       23   22  0 51.1
  2 KNIGHTS OF VI 11/633  346  225  0 60.6   12 THE CODA 71/786       763  732  5 51.0
    DEFENDERS OF VIRTUE 66/702                  MERCENARY WARCKERS 8/715              
  3 TOTEM 74/934         1040  736 16 58.6      SHERWOOD FOREST 44/809                
    HALL OF GIANT 15/950                        INCARNATIONS 52/711                   
    DEATH STUDS VIII 20/868                     OVERWORLD 68/891                      
    SCENT OF A WOMAN 71/941                     ACTION TOYS 41/889                    
    SWEET SILK 41/720                           WARCKERS 26/587                       
    TACO GODS 40/198                            MONSTER CHILD 63/996                  
    BAILE BEAG 63/838                           DEATH STALKERS 47/1002                
    DEATH STUDS VII 60/877                   13 TRIP OUT 30/969        44   43  1 50.6
    DARK SIDE 43/970                            VIEW ASKEW 11/981                     
  4 FRAG 'EM ALL! 66/584   90   69  0 56.6      THUNDERSTRUCK 41/365                  
  5 MAGICK 60/772        1360 1062 10 56.2   14 CONSPIRACY IN 22/977    4    5  0 44.4
    WHAT'S YOUR POISON 11/949                15 X-FORCE 66/415        893 1188 13 42.9
  6-DIS-TEAM 63/810       510  412  6 55.3      DRAGONBALL Z 46/944                   
    NATURAL DISASTERS 60/383                    DRUID'S GROVE 50/983                  
  7 CLUB CULTURE 60/943   615  514 11 54.5      FORGOTTEN REALMS 67/880               
    FLOYDS FAN CLUB 46/1000                     SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/994             
    CAR AND DRIVER 63/470                       SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/902                
    FARFIGNEWTONS 68/640                     16 WAYFARERS 63/782      462  737  7 38.5
  8 MORDYKR KEEP 57/728   420  362  4 53.7      KRILL CAVALRY 24/780                  
    MANIACAL TUFTS 11/998                       COPYRITENFRINGMNTS 57/781             
    TORSCHIAN TUFTS 53/814                      GOLDEN CANYON 26/741                  
    TUFT TUGGERS 11/597                         THE DOGHOUSE 14/896                   
  9 HEADBANGERS 26/9      154  136  2 53.1   17 STARS 48/743          288  601  7 32.4
    KELLUMBO'S KIDS 22/978                      MIKES 14/831                          
    KELLUMBO'S KIDS 11/1001                  18 THE DEATH SQUA 14/44   70  164  2 29.9
 10 PUERCO'S PINA 53/669  313  298  3 51.2      THE HEADCUTTERS II 11/939             

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 250): GOLDENEYE of BONDAGE (Spawn, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 502): WALL OF GLASS of SCARLET KNIGHTS II (Talon Warsmith)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 502): THE THING of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 495): SNAKE CHARMER of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 491): TELLER FLETE of KRILL CAVALRY (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 491): SCARLET of SCARLET BLADES (Azereth, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 492): FIRE of SEEING RED (Edge, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 484): DARK STAR of THE WARLOCKS (Malaquar, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 453): PISTON HURRICANE of AS FAR AS SIAM (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 446): PORTERHOUSE ARREST of GLAD TO MEAT YOU (Alfredo
                             Frothingslosh, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 440): SILVER FURY of CYNICAL DELUSIONS (Eclipse, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 198): BEXLEY of OHIO (Berylstar, mgr.)
 DM  60 LOOPHOLES (turn 351): TOSSED SALAD of HIT ME WITH... (PTFT, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 340): LOCKHEART of SAFE HAVEN (Keldon Blackfang, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 152): ASHEGI OF VEGA of DARQUE FORCES III (Master Darque)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 388): GRAA ROCKBROW of HALL OF GIANT from MALCORN (The
                            Sentinel, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 250): BONDAGE (Spawn, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 502): KRILL CAVALRY (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 502): FRAG 'EM ALL! (Edge, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 495): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 491): KRILL CAVALRY (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 491): WE ARE SC (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 492): VENOM (Lord Fang, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 484): THE WARLOCKS (Malaquar, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 453): AS FAR AS SIAM (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 446): GLAD TO MEAT YOU (Alfredo Frothingslosh, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 440): RUBY DRAGONS (Talon Warsmith, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 198): OHIO (Berylstar, mgr.)
 DM  60 LOOPHOLES (turn 351): RED DOG GANG (Spot, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 340): SAFE HAVEN (Keldon Blackfang, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 152): THE FURIOUS FIVE (Generalissimo Puerco, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 388): NATURE'S FORCE, etc. (LHI, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 502): TATIANA SEASPRITE of SCARLET KNIGHTS (Talon Warsmith)
                   (turn 501): SEGALLION SUNDANCER of TUFT TUGGERS (Tankesh Dushanbe)
                               THE GREAT SAMARITAN of GERFEL'S FRIENDS (Generalissimo
                               Puerco, mgr.)
                               DRAGULA of THE LIVING DEAD (Dartor, mgr.)
                               DIK-DIK of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 491): FLIMSY of WARCKERS (Papaiz, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 440): SILVER FURY of CYNICAL DELUSIONS (Eclipse, mgr.)
                 (turn 439): BOBBI of DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.)
 DM  60 LOOPHOLES (turn 350): OBITER DICTA of LEGALESE (The Judge, mgr.)
                              GUMMI GHOUL of THE UPSTARTS III (Anti, mgr.)

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     I was NOT called in for "my insights into spyreporting."  What insights?  It 
isn't like this is difficult.  No, I was "called in" due to being in the right place 
at the wrong time.  I just dropped into the Commission office to arrange for proper 
heating in the spy reporter's box for tomorrow when Crysalis fights, and the office 
manager practically POUNCED on me.  "Do a spy report for Andorak," she said, "and do 
it RIGHT NOW."  And people think I have an easy job!

     The facts:
     Forty-three fights, of which fifteen were challenge matches.
     Three standbys fought (imported from the College of Mimes for your viewing 
pleasure).
     The longest fight was eight minutes.
     Nobody died.
     The top warrior, what do you call him here?  King's Sentinel or some such.  He, 
or she, as the case might be, got the most challenges: ten.  Quite respectable.  It 
shows a good competitive spirit.  I like that in an arena.
     There was a lot of avoiding going on.  The Headbangers seem to have gotten 
avoided most, and of the teams avoiding them, the Warckers did most of it.

     The fights:
     MIKE, POWERFUL (82-7051) (10-9-0,56) of MIKE THE HUNTER fought AVALYNE WHYTE 
(11-3270) (16-15-1,69) of TUFT TUGGERS.  MIKE, POWERFUL was overpowered by AVALYNE 
WHYTE in a 1 minute uneven competition.  How appropriate that Mike should be over-
POWERED, eh?
     DAISY JANUARY (14-3913) (24-22-0,61) of THE DOGHOUSE fought SHINORR (105-1) (0-
0-0,60) of College of Mimes.  DAISY JANUARY handily defeated SHINORR in a 1 minute 
mismatched fight.  Big deal.  Anybody can beat a mime.  All you have to do is tie 
their hands, and they're helpless.
     SKELOS (26-3897) (31-47-1,84) of GOLDEN CANYON fought SHINORR (105-1) (0-0-0,60) 
of College of Mimes.  SKELOS devastated SHINORR in an action packed 1 minute 
mismatched match.  I will admit that having the same mime fight twice in a row 
seems... severe.  But, after all, they're mimes.
     LEADFOOT (40-3516) (16-8-0,88) of TACO GODS fought FLOYD B. RICK (46-3711) (20-
2-0,68) of FLOYDS FAN CLUB.  LEADFOOT was subdued by FLOYD B. RICK in an action 
packed 2 minute duel.  The concept of a god of tacos intrigues me.  Would it be like 
a corn god, but with salsa?
     NIXIE SEASPRITE (11-4992) (28-21-0,100) of SCARLET KNIGHTS fought THE SPOTLIGHT 
(60-6329) (23-17-1,87) of CLUB CULTURE.  NIXIE SEASPRITE vanquished THE SPOTLIGHT in 
a 1 minute one-sided match.  Most gladiators like the spotlight, as there is a strong 
element of entertainment in the business.  But for some....
     SONIC TACO (30-4337) (23-14-1,106) of TRIP OUT fought BATTLESTONE (66-2980) (26-
22-0,114) of FRAG 'EM ALL!  SONIC TACO overcame BATTLESTONE in a crowd pleasing 1 
minute match.  And yet, this Sonic Taco is not a team member of the Taco Gods.  What 
mystery is here?
     CLOVIA SHIMMERMOON (11-4685) (14-3-0,102) of MANIACAL TUFTS fought MINOR MINER 
(26-3972) (25-20-2,97) of GOLDEN CANYON.  CLOVIA SHIMMERMOON savagely defeated MINOR 
MINER in an action packed 1 minute bout.  They tell me this Miner just turned up 
after a long absence.  Clearly, he did not spend his absence practicing.
     NOT LIKE YOU'D KNOW (82-7050) (23-16-4,123) of MIKE THE HUNTER fought BABY (43-
2863) (22-13-2,126) of DARK SIDE.  NOT LIKE YOU'D KNOW handily defeated BABY in a 1 
minute uneven match.  Does this mean Baby didn't know?  Or did?
     GREAT BEAR (74-2851) (25-16-0,162) of TOTEM fought VAJRA VALMEJAR (11-4928) (24-
35-0,143) of SCARLET KNIGHTS.  GREAT BEAR defeated VAJRA VALMEJAR in an exciting 1 
minute match.  I would not, myself, choose to fight a bear if there was any 
alternative short of dying.
     TWILO THUNDER (60-5225) (34-24-1,157) of CLUB CULTURE fought DUNCAN (41-1994) 
(37-32-1,174) of THUNDERSTRUCK.  TWILO THUNDER was savagely defeated by DUNCAN in an 
exciting 2 minute struggle.  A thuderous match.  Quite deafening.
     RENSHAW (63-2033) (42-36-1,164) of BAILE BEAG fought SANDS (11-4123) (42-67-
3,140) of SCARLET KNIGHTS.  RENSHAW overpowered SANDS in a 1 minute one-sided 
struggle.  Ah, but what I want to know is, did Renshaw bury Sands in the sands?
     HUMMEL (14-1404) (45-100-2,152) of MIKES fought SWEET SWEAT (71-3477) (16-15-
1,175) of SCENT OF A WOMAN.  HUMMEL was handily defeated by SWEET SWEAT in a 1 minute 
mismatched match.  You Andorian women have no shame!
     DEADPOOL (66-2274) (77-81-7,207) of X-FORCE fought STORM LXV (60-4972) (28-10-
0,161) of DEATH STUDS VII.  DEADPOOL overpowered STORM LXV in an exciting 1 minute 
gory one-sided fight.  We note the suggestion that there are sixty-four more Storms 
around, but how many Deadpools are there on the Isle?  An unlikely name to have been 
duplicated, one would think.
     KILIM ALTARAXE (53-6251) (43-30-0,196) of TORSCHIAN TUFTS fought SMITH (14-1282) 
(49-98-4,162) of MIKES.  KILIM ALTARAXE handily defeated SMITH in an exciting 1 
minute one-sided fight.  Set a Dwarf to beat a smith?  There seems a certain symmetry 
in that.
     GOKU (46-3655) (35-36-2,204) of DRAGONBALL Z fought DRIVEN (63-2398) (27-6-
1,159) of CAR AND DRIVER.  GOKU overpowered DRIVEN in a 1 minute uneven fight.  And 
Driven was driven hard, I see.
     GIMETHATSHIELD (26-1306) (50-43-1,210) of HEADBANGERS fought WARLOCK (66-2473) 
(72-111-2,196) of X-FORCE.  GIMETHATSHIELD savagely defeated WARLOCK in an action 
packed 5 minute competition, wrenching the shield from his hand and the back-up from 
his back.  If he wears his spare in front, is it called a front-up?
     SHA'URI SONGWEAVER (11-4043) (39-19-2,201) of TUFT TUGGERS fought WARPATH (66-
2926) (58-102-4,197) of X-FORCE.  SHA'URI SONGWEAVER was overcome by WARPATH in an 
action packed 1 minute bout.  A well-woven tune, though pleasant, is not going to 
prevent a war, Sha'uri.
     POSITIVE (26-3633) (99-78-0,195) of WARCKERS fought BLITZKRIEG XXIII (60-5503) 
(22-14-1,162) of DEATH STUDS VII.  POSITIVE subdued BLITZKRIEG XXIII in an exciting 4 
minute gruesome melee.  Only twenty-three Blitzkriegs so far?  I had an impression 
that they were proliferating faster.  No doubt I have confused them with somebodies 
else.
     JESUS (82-5459) (45-29-3,207) of RISEN FROM THE DEAD fought WOLVERINE (66-3871) 
(38-53-4,176) of X-FORCE.  JESUS slimly won victory over WOLVERINE in a popular 3 
minute fight.  I would have expected a fatter victory here.
     HELIO (32-3733) (59-51-4,240) of ULTIMATE ACCELERATION fought LEETA STORMRIDER 
(24-3849) (94-91-1,210) of KRILL CAVALRY.  HELIO overpowered LEETA STORMRIDER in a 
popular 1 minute one-sided duel.  Ultimate acceleration equals really hard blows, I 
believe.
     GOOSEBUMPS (41-3112) (51-32-0,215) of SWEET SILK fought COLWYN QUICKSILVER (11-
4342) (27-11-2,182) of TUFT TUGGERS.  GOOSEBUMPS defeated COLWYN QUICKSILVER in a 
popular 1 minute match.  The scalping at the end seems rather extreme.
     MICHAEL HONORBLADE (11-3300) (103-60-0,284) of KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE fought PUSSYCAT 
(14-3701) (53-61-1,191) of THE DOGHOUSE.  MICHAEL HONORBLADE handily defeated 
PUSSYCAT in a crowd pleasing 3 minute uneven duel.  Is this a case of "putting the 
cat out"?  Did she scratch and bite?
     CARNAGE XIX (20-3386) (50-21-1,215) of DEATH STUDS VIII fought STELLA BLUE (53-
6167) (30-18-1,192) of PUERCO'S PINATA.  CARNAGE XIX overpowered STELLA BLUE in a 
popular 1 minute one-sided duel.  An orderly tells me that after the fight, Stella 
claimed to "feel like a pinata."  Who can wonder at it?
     TALISMAN SHIELDGUARD (11-4304) (49-48-0,233) of SCARLET KNIGHTS fought WISTERIA 
(11-3786) (35-16-1,267) of WHAT'S YOUR POISON.  TALISMAN SHIELDGUARD was bested by 
WISTERIA in a popular 1 minute contest.  It would appear that this Wisteria is not 
the clinging-vine type.
     SCRYB SPRITE (60-4003) (79-61-0,250) of MAGICK fought RHYNIAN ALANDA (105-9) (0-
0-0,200) of College of Mimes.  SCRYB SPRITE overpowered RHYNIAN ALANDA in a 1 minute 
mismatched fight.  Mimes are notably vulnerable to sprites.  It says so right in the 
handbook here.
     DOALTY (63-2073) (34-24-0,215) of BAILE BEAG fought LUCANUS (47-3651) (44-32-
0,189) of DEATH STALKERS.  DOALTY overpowered LUCANUS in an exciting 1 minute one-
sided match.  It would appear that Lucanus must stalk death elsewhere.
     MONICA VIRTUESHIELD (11-3208) (115-55-0,242) of KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE fought BRUENOR 
BATTLEHAMMER (67-917) (77-73-3,205) of FORGOTTEN REALMS.  MONICA VIRTUESHIELD was 
viciously subdued by BRUENOR BATTLEHAMMER in a 5 minute brawl.  Ah... Bruenor, then, 
is not a respecter of virtue?  A useful thing to know.
     NAIMT BACKRUB (68-7192) (55-33-1,243) of FARFIGNEWTONS fought SALINE LAMORAK 
(11-4261) (37-63-0,194) of SCARLET KNIGHTS.  NAIMT BACKRUB won victory over SALINE 
LAMORAK in an exciting 4 minute fray.  Yes, they tell me that these backrubs can 
triumph over just about anything.

     Ah, the challenge matches!  Always an interesting field.
     ERICKA BEARICKA (63-2461) (17-14-0,44) of MONSTER CHILD challenged MAXIMUS (22-
5966) (29-20-3,71) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS.  Up 27.  ERICKA BEARICKA slimly lost to 
MAXIMUS in a crowd pleasing 5 minute Challenge bout.  A slim loss that takes five 
minutes must be slim indeed.  Practically skeletal.
     ZERO THE HERO (14-4129) (18-6-1,65) of THE DEATH SQUAD challenged LUKARIAN 
LAMORAK (11-4841) (27-37-0,73) of SCARLET KNIGHTS.  Up 8.  ZERO THE HERO handily 
defeated LUKARIAN LAMORAK in a 1 minute Challenge conflict.  Leaving Lukarian dressed 
in scarlet, right enough.
     GEORGE BUSH (22-1708) (23-14-1,82) of CONSPIRACY INC. challenged CONNOR MACLEOD 
(11-5532) (26-23-0,84) of SCARLET KNIGHTS II.  Up 2.  GEORGE BUSH was devastated by 
CONNOR MACLEOD in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.  Ah... the cue card says, 
"Conspiracy cannot triumph in Andoria."  Quite so.
     ATROPHY (14-4034) (19-14-1,91) of THE DEATH SQUAD challenged IRIADOR (50-2481) 
(25-18-2,138) of DRUID'S GROVE.  Up 47.  ATROPHY was demolished by IRIADOR in a 1 
minute mismatched Challenge competition.  And what, after all, could Atrophy expect 
from that?
     BEAVIS (14-3996) (20-12-3,134) of THE DEATH SQUAD challenged BLACKRAZOR (11-
4091) (43-68-0,161) of SCARLET KNIGHTS.  Up 27.  BEAVIS was defeated by BLACKRAZOR in 
a 2 minute Challenge match.  Beavis looks rather amusing with his head shaved.
     FUNKY ELVIS (30-2754) (29-19-1,171) of TRIP OUT challenged SWEET TOOTH (11-3248) 
(25-21-0,168) of GERFEL'S FRIENDS.  Down 3.  And this is Andorak!  FUNKY ELVIS 
overpowered SWEET TOOTH in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
     CRISSY (11-4993) (26-18-2,161) of VIEW ASKEW challenged PYROTECHNICIAN (52-2847) 
(22-15-1,161) of THE FURIOUS FIVE.  Straight across.  CRISSY vanquished 
PYROTECHNICIAN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.  No doubt the fire 
extinguisher helped.
     STALACTITE (8-3349) (78-59-2,191) of MERCENARY WARCKERS challenged HOMELESS 
PRINCE (22-6012) (31-16-1,192) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS.  Up 1.  STALACTITE vanquished 
HOMELESS PRINCE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.  If the Homeless Prince 
loses, as he did today, does this mean he has to sleep on the street?  I always 
wanted to meet a Street Person.
     JOE SATRIANI (11-4422) (24-29-2,202) of THE HEADCUTTERS II challenged BLUNT 
FORCE (63-2186) (42-18-2,232) of CAR AND DRIVER.  Up 30.  JOE SATRIANI was 
overpowered by BLUNT FORCE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.  Tell me that Blunt 
Force is a basher!  That would be perfect.
     ZEBRAWOOD (41-3595) (55-42-0,203) of ACTION TOYS challenged SCHENDIRK (63-2054) 
(75-100-2,203) of WAYFARERS.  Straight across.  ZEBRAWOOD bested SCHENDIRK in a 2 
minute Challenge competition.  This is the second straight across challenge today.  
Does this mean anything?
     FORSYTHIA (52-2368) (38-31-1,190) of THE FURIOUS FIVE challenged B. LLUD PITT 
(57-1171) (102-83-0,270) of COPYRITENFRINGMNTS.  Up 80.  This is insane, you know.  
FORSYTHIA was vanquished by B. LLUD PITT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.  
But then one expects insanity from those with hair the color of a fire wagon.
     DAIN BRAMAGE (14-3935) (27-14-2,195) of THE DEATH SQUAD challenged VISION (26-
1573) (51-29-2,211) of HEADBANGERS.  Up 16.  DAIN BRAMAGE was overpowered by VISION 
in a 4 minute one-sided Challenge fight.  Well, they did say that this Bramage fellow 
was, ah, mentally challenged.  And you see what happens.
     JE SUIS BIEN (26-626) (94-53-1,207) of HEADBANGERS challenged INTENDRID O'REILLY 
(11-2969) (62-49-0,219) of GERFEL'S FRIENDS.  Up a mere 12, and someone to notice.  
You'll have to do better than that, Je Suis.  JE SUIS BIEN outwaited INTENDRID 
O'REILLY in a 8 minute Challenge brawl.  The longest fight.
     PEPSI (68-8510) (56-29-0,194) of OVERWORLD challenged HEATHER (48-3062) (90-167-
7,204) of STARS.  Up 10.  PEPSI vanquished HEATHER in an exciting 1 minute gory 
uneven Challenge battle.  Would you call that exciting?  I found it rather flat.

     And for the title:  CRYSTAL FIREBLADE (66-3153) (85-58-0,221) of DEFENDERS OF 
VIRTUE challenged GRAA ROCKBROW (15-3121) (50-35-0,316) of HALL OF GIANT.  Up some 
ridiculous amount, one moment while I use the abacus here... 95.  CRYSTAL FIREBLADE 
devastated GRAA ROCKBROW in a 1 minute Challenge Title fight.  Clearly, not all 
recklessness is bad.  Congratulations to Crystal Fireblade, and may she write a 
column.

                                       Ketchum

THE KING'S SENTINEL           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CRYSTAL FIREBLADE 66-3153   86  58  0  239  DEFENDERS OF VIRTUE (702)  TARRGIR

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MICHAEL HONORBLADE 11-3300 104  60  0  295  KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE (633)    ARUAK CITY
-JUPITER 44-2554             65  57  0  290  SHERWOOD FOREST (809)      KRILL
 B. LLUD PITT 57-1171       103  83  0  282  COPYRITENFRINGMNTS (781)   ANDOR
 WISTERIA 11-3786            36  16  1  274  WHAT'S YOUR POISON (949)   ARUAK CITY
 SCRYB SPRITE 60-4003        80  61  0  260  MAGICK (772)               ARADI
-EARTHQUAKE 60-1468         110  66  1  255  NATURAL DISASTERS (383)    ARADI
 HELIO 32-3733               60  51  4  253  ULTIMATE ACCELERATION (957 ARVAT

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NAIMT BACKRUB 68-7192       56  33  1  249  FARFIGNEWTONS (640)        FIREHOLD
-DIS-MOUNT 63-1970           51  22  1  244  DIS-TEAM (810)             AMEN-TEI
 BRUENOR BATTLEHAMME 67-917  78  73  3  243  FORGOTTEN REALMS (880)     BARIKALA
 BLUNT FORCE 63-2186         43  18  2  243  CAR AND DRIVER (470)       AMEN-TEI
 VISION 26-1573              52  29  2  230  HEADBANGERS (9)            CALEAM
 CARNAGE XIX 20-3386         51  21  1  230  DEATH STUDS VIII (868)     SEAM
 DOALTY 63-2073              35  24  0  229  BAILE BEAG (838)           AMEN-TEI
 GOOSEBUMPS 41-3112          52  32  0  224  SWEET SILK (720)           KATI-TEI
 JE SUIS BIEN 26-626         95  53  1  222  HEADBANGERS (9)            CALEAM
 DEADPOOL 66-2274            78  81  7  219  X-FORCE (415)              TARRGIR
 GIMETHATSHIELD 26-1306      51  43  1  217  HEADBANGERS (9)            CALEAM
 WARPATH 66-2926             59 102  4  215  X-FORCE (415)              TARRGIR
 GOKU 46-3655                36  36  2  215  DRAGONBALL Z (944)         ARDIVENT
 STALACTITE 8-3349           79  59  2  211  MERCENARY WARCKERS (715)   ARKERS

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-MUCOUS 71-2277              63  51  2  209  THE CODA (786)             KYR'TERR
 INTENDRID O'REILLY 11-2969  62  50  0  209  GERFEL'S FRIENDS (396)     ARUAK CITY
 ZEBRAWOOD 41-3595           56  42  0  209  ACTION TOYS (889)          KATI-TEI
 JESUS 82-5459               46  29  3  209  RISEN FROM THE DEAD (903)  DWES EG
 PEPSI 68-8510               57  29  0  208  OVERWORLD (891)            FIREHOLD
 SCHENDIRK 63-2054           75 101  2  200  WAYFARERS (782)            AMEN-TEI
 TALISMAN SHIELDGUA 11-4304  49  49  0  200  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
 SALINE LAMORAK 11-4261      37  64  0  200  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
 MONICA VIRTUESHIEL 11-3208 115  56  0  199  KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE (633)    ARUAK CITY
 KILIM ALTARAXE 53-6251      44  30  0  198  TORSCHIAN TUFTS (814)      KHALHUMS
 POSITIVE 26-3633           100  78  0  197  WARCKERS (587)             CALEAM
 WARLOCK 66-2473             72 112  2  197  X-FORCE (415)              TARRGIR
 GRAA ROCKBROW 15-3121       50  36  0  197  HALL OF GIANT (950)        MALCORN
-NITROZORB 26-3609           41  26  0  196  WARCKERS (587)             CALEAM
 JOE SATRIANI 11-4422        24  30  2  196  THE HEADCUTTERS II (939)   ARUAK CITY
 PUSSYCAT 14-3701            53  62  1  195  THE DOGHOUSE (896)         TOBIR
 HEATHER 48-3062             90 168  7  194  STARS (743)                CAER
 SHA'URI SONGWEAVER 11-4043  39  20  2  194  TUFT TUGGERS (597)         ARUAK CITY
-AMILIE GREYSTONE 57-4002    37  27  0  194  MORDYKR KEEP (728)         ANDOR
 DAIN BRAMAGE 14-3935        27  15  2  193  THE DEATH SQUAD (44)       TOBIR
 LEETA STORMRIDER 24-3849    94  92  1  192  KRILL CAVALRY (780)        ZORPUNT
 STELLA BLUE 53-6167         30  19  1  192  PUERCO'S PINATA (669)      KHALHUMS
 FORSYTHIA 52-2368           38  32  1  188  THE FURIOUS FIVE (625)     FRATSFA
-NEGATIVE 26-3654            52  52  0  187  WARCKERS (587)             CALEAM
-RED CEDAR 44-2451           34  32  0  187  SHERWOOD FOREST (809)      KRILL
 COLWYN QUICKSILVER 11-4342  27  12  2  187  TUFT TUGGERS (597)         ARUAK CITY
 HOMELESS PRINCE 22-6012     31  17  1  186  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978)      SOLVEN
 LUCANUS 47-3651             44  33  0  185  DEATH STALKERS (1002)      NORTH FORK
-WEBSTER 41-3848             43  35  3  184  ACTION TOYS (889)          KATI-TEI
 DUNCAN 41-1994              38  32  1  183  THUNDERSTRUCK (365)        KATI-TEI
-LANFEAR 52-2872             31  22  2  183  INCARNATIONS (711)         FRATSFA
 FUNKY ELVIS 30-2754         30  19  1  183  TRIP OUT (969)             IAYE

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WOLVERINE 66-3871           38  54  4  180  X-FORCE (415)              TARRGIR
 SWEET SWEAT 71-3477         17  15  1  180  SCENT OF A WOMAN (941)     KYR'TERR
 CRISSY 11-4993              27  18  2  175  VIEW ASKEW (981)           ARUAK CITY
 BLITZKRIEG XXIII 60-5503    22  15  1  174  DEATH STUDS VII (877)      ARADI
 RENSHAW 63-2033             43  36  1  168  BAILE BEAG (838)           AMEN-TEI
 SMITH 14-1282               49  99  4  165  MIKES (831)                TOBIR
 BLACKRAZOR 11-4091          44  68  0  164  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
 GREAT BEAR 74-2851          26  16  0  164  TOTEM (934)                DAIYLA KIV
 SWEET TOOTH 11-3248         25  22  0  162  GERFEL'S FRIENDS (396)     ARUAK CITY
 TWILO THUNDER 60-5225       34  25  1  161  CLUB CULTURE (943)         ARADI
 STORM LXV 60-4972           28  11  0  161  DEATH STUDS VII (877)      ARADI
 DRIVEN 63-2398              27   7  1  159  CAR AND DRIVER (470)       AMEN-TEI
-THE FRATSFAN CHEF 30-4385   20   8  0  158  ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY (995)  IAYE

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PYROTECHNICIAN 52-2847      22  16  1  153  THE FURIOUS FIVE (625)     FRATSFA

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-PRONTO PONGO 26-3999        46  40  2  149  WARCKERS (587)             CALEAM
 HUMMEL 14-1404              45 101  2  149  MIKES (831)                TOBIR
 VAJRA VALMEJAR 11-4928      24  36  0  147  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
-DIS-EMBOWEL 63-2025         51  46  0  140  DIS-TEAM (810)             AMEN-TEI
 IRIADOR 50-2481             26  18  2  140  DRUID'S GROVE (983)        SNOWBOUND
 NOT LIKE YOU'D KNO 82-7050  24  16  4  140  MIKE THE HUNTER (954)      DWES EG
 SANDS 11-4123               42  68  3  138  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
 BEAVIS 14-3996              20  13  3  137  THE DEATH SQUAD (44)       TOBIR
-BLACKBEARD 26-3288          24  13  0  134  YO HO HO! (608)            CALEAM
 SONIC TACO 30-4337          24  14  1  120  TRIP OUT (969)             IAYE
 BABY 43-2863                22  14  2  116  DARK SIDE (970)            VEASTIAN
 NIXIE SEASPRITE 11-4992     29  21  0  110  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
 BATTLESTONE 66-2980         26  23  0  109  FRAG 'EM ALL! (584)        TARRGIR

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CONNOR MACLEOD 11-5532      27  23  0   99  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (994)   ARUAK CITY
 MINOR MINER 26-3972         25  21  2   96  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 ATROPHY 14-4034             19  15  1   95  THE DEATH SQUAD (44)       TOBIR

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SKELOS 26-3897              32  47  1   89  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 FLOYD B. RICK 46-3711       21   2  0   88  FLOYDS FAN CLUB (1000)     ARDIVENT
 THE SPOTLIGHT 60-6329       23  18  1   82  CLUB CULTURE (943)         ARADI
-LUCIFER 52-3031             14  16  0   82  INCARNATIONS (711)         FRATSFA
 LEADFOOT 40-3516            16   9  0   81  TACO GODS (198)            ZENSU
 ZERO THE HERO 14-4129       19   6  1   80  THE DEATH SQUAD (44)       TOBIR
-SEGALLION SUNDANCE 11-4600  20  18  1   79  TUFT TUGGERS (597)         ARUAK CITY
 AVALYNE WHYTE 11-3270       17  15  1   78  TUFT TUGGERS (597)         ARUAK CITY
 MAXIMUS 22-5966             30  20  3   74  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978)      SOLVEN
 GEORGE BUSH 22-1708         23  15  1   74  CONSPIRACY INC. (977)      SOLVEN
 DAISY JANUARY 14-3913       25  22  0   72  THE DOGHOUSE (896)         TOBIR
-DIK-DIK 11-5850             20  10  2   72  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (1001)     ARUAK CITY
-DELPHIA 71-1771             24  10  0   63  THE CODA (786)             KYR'TERR
 LUKARIAN LAMORAK 11-4841    27  38  0   62  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
-DIESEL 26-4277              17  21  0   58  WARCKERS (587)             CALEAM
-CRAZY HORSE 8-3348          18  17  2   52  MERCENARY WARCKERS (715)   ARKERS
 ERICKA BEARICKA 63-2461     17  15  0   52  MONSTER CHILD (996)        AMEN-TEI
-BOBBI 46-3812               14   9  0   51  DEATHTONGUE (111)          ARDIVENT
 MIKE, POWERFUL 82-7051      10  10  0   50  MIKE THE HUNTER (954)      DWES EG
-MICROBURST 82-4443           9   5  0   44  NATURE'S FORCE (985)       DWES EG

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Sigh...a 119 point upchallenge and win.  Net result...9 points and no Khalli to
notice.  Sigh.... -- Je Suis Bien

     Sometimes life just isn't fair, is it? -- Ed.

     A 119-point up-challenge is insane.  I always suspected Andorians were insane.
     -- Ketchum

Deadpool -- Well fought.  I hoped the outcome would be different with weapons that
didn't break.  Looks like I got a different sort of "break" last turn. -- JSB

Blunt Force -- Could have sworn I had a challenge strategy for you.  Guess we'll try
it again just to be sure. -- Homeless Prince

Heather -- Ah, m'lady.  'Tis always nice dancing with you. -- Vision

Diesel -- More like low octane if you ask me. -- Maximus

Warlock -- Any time you want some more, you just come on back. -- Gimethatshield

Wow.  All four of my TP's were part of the 10 most popular.  Wonder when that's
happened before??? -- Sablon-O-Vlad

     February 30th, nine years ago.

Congratulations to Graa Rockbrow, our King's Sentinel!  Let's hear a few words. --
Adie

SOV and DK -- It's not like the Gladiatorial Commission just hands you weapons to
use.  You have to buy the gear, armor and weapons included, not to mention the
boarding costs, for gladiators.  If you can't afford to buy non-rusty and brittle
weapons, don't complain to the GC.  This business isn't for the poor, let alone the
faint of heart. -- Adie

Puerco -- I suppose my little Aruaki 2-0 was a decent contribution.  Looks like all
the credit goes to JRK and Armalias, especially the latter.  He runs a LOT from
Aruak. -- Adie

Scryb Sprite -- Just had to take a shot at somebody who's TC'd eligibles.  I'll come
back again in a few turns after one more train, that is unless you're off to Primus,
which I have a sneaky feeling about.  Well fought. -- Kilim

Crissy -- All too easy.... -- Colwyn

Microburst -- Wait until my learning catches up...some say I have potential. --
Avalyne

     Potential?  One of the most potent curses around is to have potential.... -- Ed.

Not Like You'd Know -- I know many things.  I know I don't have a warrior's
constitution for this business.  I also know you might have been lucky to get that
swing in, or lucky to have hit. -- Clovia

Sweet Tooth -- (brooding darkly)  I suppose I might as well enjoy the win while I
can.  I'm being Inducted, and that will be the end to wins for me for quite a while.
Or even longer, if I don't run at all. -- Leeta Stormrider

Funky Elvis -- Odd, I expected you to be taller.  Or is that what makes you so funky?
-- Schendirk

Nitrozorb -- Good try, ma'am. -- B. Llud Pitt

Intendrid O'Reilly -- Yeowh! -- Pussycat

11 November 2004
All you alliance-type people, I'm trying (again!) to get my alliance listing correct
and up to date.  Either send me a diplo (address it to The Saint) or send your
updates to me directly at Sue at solberg-mathews.com.  As you may guess, replace the
at with @ and you're good to go (I do hate spammy mail and this will end up on the
web).

I have information on the following alliances:  ADIO, Allied Axis, Armada,
Brotherhood of Justice, Brotherhood of the Blade, Cadre, CDC, Chaos, Inc., Circle of
Order, Company of Brothers, Consortium, Council of Lords, Couple Good Guys, Crimson
Vengeance, DOA, DOOMcorps, Enigmafia, Eurosquad, Fascist Federation, FONZ,
Frothingslosh Syndicate, GAPPDA, Homeland Alliance, IT Alliance, Jingoists, kLk,
Knights of the Covenant, LBA, League Arcane, Legion6, Living Essences, Lords and
Ladies of Darkness, Manic Union, Midnight Foundation, Minions of Diana, Monarchs of
Montezuma, NCA, NIMROD, R.A.G.E., Seventh Sons, The Firm, The French Connection,
Vendett@ United, and the Vendetta Cartel.

If you are a member of one of these alliances, let me know.  If you are a member of
some other alliance that isn't listed, let me know.  If you were at any point in your
past a part of one of these alliance but are now independent, also let me know.
Going inactive doesn't mean you get removed from this list; people are assumed to
still be in the same alliance when they return.  Even having everyone in an alliance
go inactive doesn't change anything.  If an alliance is officially disbanding, that's
another thing you have to let me know....

The Saint, keeper of lists

P.S.  If you already responded to my online plea (and I replied), you can ignore
this.

17 November 2004
                       Hammer 500-Hammer Run for the Roll Ups
                                  Hosted by Hammer

     Niytyole Island DM 33 has dwindled to the point where as of T-482 [duedate
November 3, 2004] there were only 2 active stables listed with 3 inactive stables in
a once thriving and lively regular arena.
     During the past 40+ cycles Hammer has been hosting the Hammer Run for the Roll
Ups in DM 33.
     Thus far only the Ripper and Slasher categories have produced winners to claim
the 5 New Team Roll Ups Prize for being the first declared Style Master of their
respective categories to graduate.
     Every contending stable has gone inactive for one reason or another, including
CASINO HAMMERZ, over the past several months.
     Now DM 33 faces the harsh reality that if RSI chooses to close any arenas due to
little or no interest, Niytyole Island could very well head the list of endangered
regular arenas!
     In an effort to preserve his beloved island, Hammer is announcing the
continuation of the Hammer Run for the Roll Ups; combined with the Hammer 500 which
will conclude both contests on T-500 [duedate July 13, 2005] should DM 33 continue to
remain open in the coming months.
     Attention Hammer Runners!
     The Hammer Run is for 0 FE Basic Arena Warriors ONLY.  Participants MUST Be
Declared in the P-ads On or Before their First DM 33 Basic Arena Fight to Qualify as
a Hammer Runner!  Winners of Each Category will receive 5 New Team Roll Up Gift
Certificates mailed from RSI courtesy of Hammer!  [On the condition that they
Graduate on or before T-500; see amended rules below!]
     The following Style Master categories remain open with a listing of how many
declared contestants are still entered and their W/L recognition record at the time
of their disappearance from the Hammer Run competition:
     (P-ad declarations in parenthesis)
     [Manager name/Stable name in brackets] followed by their last known W/L
recognition ranking
Rippers  Category Now Closed for Hammer Run as of T-475
     01.  WINNER T-475 Lucky Lady Hammer (T-440) [Hammer/Casino Hammerz] WINNER T-475
Lungers
     01.  Hey, Zeus! (T-443) [Prophet/When Dogma Fails]  14-15-0,73
     02.  Career Criminal (T-455) [Philthy Phil/Jailbirds]  3-2-0,14
Strikers
     01.  Stone Face Hammer (T-463) [Hammer/Casino Hammerz]  7-5-0,52
Pikers
     01.  Siren (T-442) [Street Legal/Of Mythos And Men]  0-0-0,0
     02.  Gordie (T-463) [Kellog/Pig Battalion]  3-2-0,21
     03.  Bluffing Hammer (T-463) [Hammer/Casino Hammerz]  6-6-0,25
Slashers Category Now Closed for Hammer Run as of T-469
     01.  WINNER T-469 Light Da' Pyre (T-443) [Prophet/When Dogma Fails] WINNER T-469
Total Parodys
     01.  Doctor Lecter (T-444) [Philthy Phil/Jailbirds]  13-1-0,84
     02.  Mirikle (T-447) [Dameon Darkheart/Obsidian Hall]  ?-?-?,??
     03.  Maverick Hammer (T-465) [Hammer/Casino Hammerz]  6-6-0,26
Plungers
     01.  Piggy (T-455) [Kellog/Pig Battalion]  3-8-0,19
     02.  Cool Hand Hammer (T-463) [Hammer/Casino Hammerz]  7-5-0,48
Bashers
     01.  Repeat Offender (T-447) [Philthy Phil/Jailbirds]  6-5-2,33
     02.  Joe Friday (T-448) [Kellog/Pig Battalion]  8-8-1,47
     03.  Big Casino Hammer (T-476) [Hammer/Casino Hammerz]  0-0-0,0
Wastes
     01.  Luftschwein (T-452) [Kellog/Pig Battalion]  5-8-0,23
Aimers
     01.  Porkey LR (T-463)  [Kellog/Pig Battalion]  2-3-0,9
     As you can plainly see, the Hammer Run is still wide open in several categories,
depending upon whether or not the deactivated stables are reactivated for the Hammer
500-Hammer Run for the Roll Ups contest!
     Any declared warrior who succeeds in graduating by T-500 will win 5 New Team
Roll Ups Gift Certificates mailed from RSI courtesy of Hammer!  Gift Certs will be
awarded as soon as possible upon official graduation if the graduation occurs prior
to T-500.
     On T-500 the highest ranked ACTIVE declared warrior in the category(s) without a
Graduate will win 2 New Team Roll Ups Gift Certificates mailed from RSI courtesy of
Hammer!
     Additional Hammer 500-Hammer Run for the Roll Ups Gift Cert Prizes:
     Five (5) Gift Certs will be awarded to the manager whose warrior claims the
Duelmaster Throne on T-500.
     Two (2) Gift Certs will be awarded to the manager(s) whose warrior(s) are listed
as the highest Active Challenger Champion, Champion, Challenger Adept, Adept,
Challenger Initiate and Initiate on T-500.
     In the event that NO Duelmaster is seated upon the Duelmaster Throne on T-500
there will be Three (3) Gift Certs awarded to the managers whose Active warriors are
tied for recognition points at the Top of the Challenger Champions recognition
standings.  [Therefore, the Top CC will be awarded 3 Gift Certs instead of 2 for
being ranked as the highest CC on T-500].
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager(s) whose warrior(s) graduate on
T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager(s) whose warrior(s) receive
their graduation announcement on T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager(s) whose warrior(s) are listed
in the Top Warrior Of Each Style newsletter announcement on T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager whose warrior is listed as the
Chartered Recognition Leader on T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager whose warrior is listed as the
Unchartered Recognition Leader on T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager whose warrior is listed as the
Popularity Leader on T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager whose warrior is listed as This
Week's Favorite on T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager whose stable is listed as The
Current Top Team on T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager whose stable is listed as the
Number One Team On The Move Point Gainer on T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager whose stable is listed as the
Top Career Honors Chartered Team on T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager whose stable is listed as the
Top Career Honors Unchartered Team on T-500.
     SHOULD RSI CHOOSE TO CLOSE DM 33 PRIOR TO T-500 ONLY THE HIGHEST ACTIVE DECLARED
STYLE MASTER CONTESTANTS WILL BE AWARDED TWO (2) GIFT CERTS AND ALL OTHER PRIZE
CATEGORIES WILL BE DECLARED NULL AND VOID BY HAMMER!!!!!!!!!
     The purpose of this contest is to restore DM 33 to a lively and entertaining
arena!
     Hammer is willing to foot the Prize bill in a last ditch effort to save Niytyole
Island from deletion if RSI and the Gladiatorial Commission decide that more arenas
need to be closed due to lack of participation and interest.
     Should this effort fail to spare DM 33 from deletion, then Hammer is prepared to
transfer CASINO HAMMERZ to another arena if Niytyole Island is closed by RSI and the
Gladiatorial Commission.
     "May Your Blades Be Sharp and Your Wits Sharper!" -- Hammer/Your Hammer 500-
Hammer Run for the Roll Ups Host/Vendetta Cartel Captain; WordSmith and WeaponSmith
of the Vendetta Cartel Tarantula Tribe in DM 28

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CRYSTAL FIREBLADE devastated GRAA ROCKBROW in a 1 minute Challenge Title fight.
PEPSI vanquished HEATHER in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven Challenge battle.
JE SUIS BIEN outwaited INTENDRID O'REILLY in a 8 minute Challenge brawl.
DAIN BRAMAGE was overpowered by VISION in a 4 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
FORSYTHIA was vanquished by B. LLUD PITT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
ZEBRAWOOD bested SCHENDIRK in a 2 minute Challenge competition.
JOE SATRIANI was overpowered by BLUNT FORCE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
STALACTITE vanquished HOMELESS PRINCE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
CRISSY vanquished PYROTECHNICIAN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
FUNKY ELVIS overpowered SWEET TOOTH in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
BEAVIS was defeated by BLACKRAZOR in a 2 minute Challenge match.
ATROPHY was demolished by IRIADOR in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
GEORGE BUSH was devastated by CONNOR MACLEOD in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
ZERO THE HERO handily defeated LUKARIAN LAMORAK in a 1 minute Challenge conflict.
ERICKA BEARICKA slimly lost to MAXIMUS in a crowd pleasing 5 minute Challenge bout.
NAIMT BACKRUB won victory over SALINE LAMORAK in a exciting 4 minute fray.
MONICA VIRTUESHIELD was viciously subdued by BRUENOR BATTLEHAMMER in a 5 minute brawl.
DOALTY overpowered LUCANUS in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
SCRYB SPRITE overpowered RHYNIAN ALANDA in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
TALISMAN SHIELDGUARD was bested by WISTERIA in a popular 1 minute contest.
CARNAGE XIX overpowered STELLA BLUE in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
MICHAEL HONORBLADE handily defeated PUSSYCAT in a crowd pleasing 3 minute uneven duel.
GOOSEBUMPS defeated COLWYN QUICKSILVER in a popular 1 minute match.
HELIO overpowered LEETA STORMRIDER in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
JESUS slimly won victory over WOLVERINE in a popular 3 minute fight.
POSITIVE subdued BLITZKRIEG XXIII in a exciting 4 minute gruesome melee.
SHA'URI SONGWEAVER was overcome by WARPATH in a action packed 1 minute bout.
GIMETHATSHIELD savagely defeated WARLOCK in a action packed 5 minute competition.
GOKU overpowered DRIVEN in a 1 minute uneven fight.
KILIM ALTARAXE handily defeated SMITH in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
DEADPOOL overpowered STORM LXV in a exciting 1 minute gory one-sided fight.
HUMMEL was handily defeated by SWEET SWEAT in a 1 minute mismatched match.
RENSHAW overpowered SANDS in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
TWILO THUNDER was savagely defeated by DUNCAN in a exciting 2 minute struggle.
GREAT BEAR defeated VAJRA VALMEJAR in a exciting 1 minute match.
NOT LIKE YOU'D KNOW handily defeated BABY in a 1 minute uneven match.
CLOVIA SHIMMERMOON savagely defeated MINOR MINER in a action packed 1 minute bout.
SONIC TACO overcame BATTLESTONE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
NIXIE SEASPRITE vanquished THE SPOTLIGHT in a 1 minute one-sided match.
LEADFOOT was subdued by FLOYD B. RICK in a action packed 2 minute duel.
SKELOS devastated SHINORR in a action packed 1 minute mismatched match.
DAISY JANUARY handily defeated SHINORR in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
MIKE, POWERFUL was overpowered by AVALYNE WHYTE in a 1 minute uneven competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  27         WALL OF STEEL     76 -  49 -  0      61  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   16         LUNGING ATTACK   118 -  89 -  1      57  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 10         TOTAL PARRY       49 -  41 -  0      54  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      7         PARRY-RIPOSTE     12 -  13 -  0      48  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      7         SLASHING ATTACK   30 -  39 -  1      43  |
|AIMED BLOW                       5         PARRY-LUNGE       28 -  43 -  0      39  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         PARRY-STRIKE      13 -  20 -  0      39  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         STRIKING ATTACK   11 -  18 -  0      38  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         AIMED BLOW        13 -  23 -  0      36  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         BASHING ATTACK    11 -  23 -  0      32  |

Turn 389 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        5 -  2     AIMED BLOW         2 -  3         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL     11 -  5     SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  6         3  WALL OF STEEL  
LUNGING ATTACK    17 - 10     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  2         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  6         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  3         1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   CRYSTAL FIREBLADE 66-3153  86  58  0  239 DEFENDERS OF VIRTUE (702)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    MICHAEL HONORBLAD 11-3300 104  60  0  295 KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE (633)
SLASHING ATTACK  WISTERIA 11-3786           36  16  1  274 WHAT'S YOUR POISON (949)
WALL OF STEEL    SCRYB SPRITE 60-4003       80  61  0  260 MAGICK (772)
BASHING ATTACK   BLUNT FORCE 63-2186        43  18  2  243 CAR AND DRIVER (470)
TOTAL PARRY      VISION 26-1573             52  29  2  230 HEADBANGERS (9)
AIMED BLOW       GOKU 46-3655               36  36  2  215 DRAGONBALL Z (944)
PARRY-LUNGE      INTENDRID O'REILL 11-2969  62  50  0  209 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (396)
PARRY-STRIKE     SCHENDIRK 63-2054          75 101  2  200 WAYFARERS (782)
STRIKING ATTACK  HOMELESS PRINCE 22-6012    31  17  1  186 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978)

The overall popularity leader is HEATHER 48-3062.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was JE SUIS BIEN 26-626.  The ten other most popular fighters were INTENDRID O'REILLY 
11-2969, VISION 26-1573, BLITZKRIEG XXIII 60-5503, GIMETHATSHIELD 26-1306, BRUENOR 
BATTLEHAMMER 67-917, WOLVERINE 66-3871, MONICA VIRTUESHIELD 11-3208, ERICKA BEARICKA 
63-2461, NAIMT BACKRUB 68-7192, and WARLOCK 66-2473.

The least popular fighter this week was MIKE, POWERFUL 82-7051.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were THE SPOTLIGHT 60-6329, MINOR MINER 26-3972, BABY 43-2863, SANDS 
11-4123, DRIVEN 63-2398, LUKARIAN LAMORAK 11-4841, PYROTECHNICIAN 52-2847, HOMELESS 
PRINCE 22-6012, HUMMEL 14-1404, and STORM LXV 60-4972.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
ARKERS(8)            1  0 0  ZENSU(40)            0  1 0  ANDOR(57)            1  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       8 11 0  KATI-TEI(41)         3  0 0  ARADI(60)            1  4 0  
TOBIR(14)            2  6 0  VEASTIAN(43)         0  1 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         3  3 0  
MALCORN(15)          0  1 0  ARDIVENT(46)         2  0 0  TARRGIR(66)          3  3 0  
SEAM(20)             1  0 0  NORTH FORK(47)       0  1 0  BARIKALA(67)         1  0 0  
SOLVEN(22)           1  2 0  CAER(48)             0  1 0  FIREHOLD(68)         2  0 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          0  1 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        1  0 0  KYR'TERR(71)         1  0 0  
CALEAM(26)           5  1 0  FRATSFA(52)          0  2 0  DAIYLA KIV(74)       1  0 0  
IAYE(30)             2  0 0  KHALHUMS(53)         1  1 0  DWES EG(82)          2  1 0  
ARVAT(32)            1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 STALACTITE 8-3349           79  59  2  211  MERCENARY WARCKERS (715)   ARKERS

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MICHAEL HONORBLADE 11-3300 104  60  0  295  KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE (633)    ARUAK CITY
 PUSSYCAT 14-3701            53  62  1  195  THE DOGHOUSE (896)         TOBIR
 GRAA ROCKBROW 15-3121       50  36  0  197  HALL OF GIANT (950)        MALCORN
 CARNAGE XIX 20-3386         51  21  1  230  DEATH STUDS VIII (868)     SEAM
 HOMELESS PRINCE 22-6012     31  17  1  186  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978)      SOLVEN
 LEETA STORMRIDER 24-3849    94  92  1  192  KRILL CAVALRY (780)        ZORPUNT
 VISION 26-1573              52  29  2  230  HEADBANGERS (9)            CALEAM
 FUNKY ELVIS 30-2754         30  19  1  183  TRIP OUT (969)             IAYE
 HELIO 32-3733               60  51  4  253  ULTIMATE ACCELERATION (957 ARVAT
 LEADFOOT 40-3516            16   9  0   81  TACO GODS (198)            ZENSU
 GOOSEBUMPS 41-3112          52  32  0  224  SWEET SILK (720)           KATI-TEI
 BABY 43-2863                22  14  2  116  DARK SIDE (970)            VEASTIAN
 GOKU 46-3655                36  36  2  215  DRAGONBALL Z (944)         ARDIVENT
 LUCANUS 47-3651             44  33  0  185  DEATH STALKERS (1002)      NORTH FORK
 HEATHER 48-3062             90 168  7  194  STARS (743)                CAER
 IRIADOR 50-2481             26  18  2  140  DRUID'S GROVE (983)        SNOWBOUND
 FORSYTHIA 52-2368           38  32  1  188  THE FURIOUS FIVE (625)     FRATSFA
 KILIM ALTARAXE 53-6251      44  30  0  198  TORSCHIAN TUFTS (814)      KHALHUMS
 B. LLUD PITT 57-1171       103  83  0  282  COPYRITENFRINGMNTS (781)   ANDOR
 SCRYB SPRITE 60-4003        80  61  0  260  MAGICK (772)               ARADI
 BLUNT FORCE 63-2186         43  18  2  243  CAR AND DRIVER (470)       AMEN-TEI
 CRYSTAL FIREBLADE 66-3153   86  58  0  239  DEFENDERS OF VIRTUE (702)  TARRGIR
 BRUENOR BATTLEHAMME 67-917  78  73  3  243  FORGOTTEN REALMS (880)     BARIKALA
 NAIMT BACKRUB 68-7192       56  33  1  249  FARFIGNEWTONS (640)        FIREHOLD
 SWEET SWEAT 71-3477         17  15  1  180  SCENT OF A WOMAN (941)     KYR'TERR
 GREAT BEAR 74-2851          26  16  0  164  TOTEM (934)                DAIYLA KIV
 JESUS 82-5459               46  29  3  209  RISEN FROM THE DEAD (903)  DWES EG