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Date : 01/03/2005 Duedate: 01/15/2005
ANDORAK
DM-105 TURN-391
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1-THE LAST STR 71/1003 138 37 3 78.9 SHERWOOD FOREST 44/809
2 MIKE THE HUNT 82/954 356 226 8 61.2 ACTION TOYS 41/889
RISEN FROM THE DEAD 82/903 OVERWORLD 68/891
3 KNIGHTS OF VI 11/633 350 227 0 60.7 DEATH STALKERS 47/1002
DEFENDERS OF VIRTUE 66/702 MONSTER CHILD 63/996
4 TOTEM 74/934 1055 743 16 58.7 11 PUERCO'S PINA 53/669 317 304 3 51.0
THE LONGING 30/871 GERFEL'S FRIENDS 11/396
SCENT OF A WOMAN 71/941 THE FURIOUS FIVE 52/625
DEATH BY STUPIDITY 5/938 ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY 30/995
DEATH STUDS VIII 20/868 12 TRIP OUT 30/969 46 49 1 48.4
THE URGE 40/216 VIEW ASKEW 11/981
SWEET SILK 41/720 THUNDERSTRUCK 41/365
THAT TOTALLY SUCKS! 82/993 13-CONSPIRACY IN 22/977 4 5 0 44.4
TACO GODS 40/198 14 X-FORCE 66/415 907 1204 13 43.0
BAILE BEAG 63/838 DRUID'S GROVE 50/983
DEATH STUDS VII 60/877 DRAGONBALL Z 46/944
DARK SIDE 43/970 FORGOTTEN REALMS 67/880
5 SUPERIOR FORC 68/971 444 325 1 57.7 SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/994
SUPERIOR FORCES 3201 82/975 SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/902
SUPERIOR FORCES IX 82/973 15 WAYFARERS 63/782 465 744 7 38.5
6 WHAT'S YOUR P 11/949 1362 1062 10 56.2 KRILL CAVALRY 24/780
7 DIS-TEAM 63/810 511 412 6 55.4 THE DOGHOUSE 14/896
8-TUFT TUGGERS 11/597 423 363 4 53.8 GOLDEN CANYON 26/741
TORSCHIAN TUFTS 53/814 16 STARS 48/743 289 606 7 32.3
MANIACAL TUFTS 11/998 MIKES 14/831
9 HEADBANGERS 26/9 157 141 2 52.7 17-THE DEATH SQUA 14/44 75 166 3 31.1
KELLUMBO'S KIDS 22/978 THE HEADCUTTERS II 11/939
10 WARCKERS 26/587 773 739 5 51.1 THAT 80'S METAL 40/945
MERCENARY WARCKERS 8/715
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
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---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 252): GOLDENEYE of BONDAGE (Spawn, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 505): BILLY GIBBONS of THE HEADCUTTERS II (Street Legal)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 505): THE THING of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 498): DARRELL ISSA of CONSPIRACY INC. (Damion, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 494): LIMPETTE of KRILL CAVALRY (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 494): BAYLEFYRE of BRETHREN OF SIN (DeGotti, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 495): FIRE of SEEING RED (Edge, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 487): DARK STAR of THE WARLOCKS (Malaquar, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 456): PISTON HURRICANE of AS FAR AS SIAM (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 449): GREW SOME GRUE of OLD SCHOOL (Otto X. Frothingslosh)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 442): TALON of FLOYDS FAN CLUB (Talon Volksie, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 199): BEXLEY of OHIO (Berylstar, mgr.)
DM 60 ARADI (turn 354): CYCLONE of NATURAL DISASTERS (Soultaker, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 343): PASSER BY of WAYFARERS (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 154): ASHEGI OF VEGA of DARQUE FORCES III (Master Darque)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 390): VISION of HEADBANGERS from CALEAM (Sablon-O-Vlad, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 252): PHOENIX FIRE (Bobby Bigfoot, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 505): SKASMONAUTS (Rude Buddha, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 505): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 498): CONSPIRACY INC. (Damion, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 494): KRILL CAVALRY (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 494): THUNDERCATS (Balzar, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 495): HEADBANGERS (Sablon-O-Vlad, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 487): THE WARLOCKS (Malaquar, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 456): MEN OF 1,000 FACES (Mad Max, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 449): OLD SCHOOL (Otto X. Frothingslosh, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 442): DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 199): OHIO (Berylstar, mgr.)
DM 60 ARADI (turn 354): MY BRAIN ON CHLORINE (Samwise the Bald, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 343): WAYFARERS (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 154): DARQUE FORCES III (Master Darque, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 390): THE LAST STRAW (Doc Steele, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 505): BILLY GIBBONS of THE HEADCUTTERS II (Street Legal)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 504): SHADOWCAT of FRAG 'EM ALL! (Edge, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 497): WHAT UP of JUST CHILLIN (Mr. Freeze, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 493): SCARLET of SCARLET BLADES (Azereth, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 154): ASHEGI OF VEGA of DARQUE FORCES III (Master Darque)
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the King's Sentinel
Hail and well met fine gladiators of Andorak! It is I, Vision, your newest
King's Sentinel. This just goes to show that you should never underestimate the
power of a TP with dual shortswords. Life could be worse, I suppose. Seeing as this
is my first turn on the throne, I'll keep this short and see if I deserve to write a
longer column next turn.
This week's challenge goes out to Carnage XIX. He (it/she??) beat my teammate
last turn, so aside from the good scouting we got to do, a little payback is in
order. That, plus our records are fairly similar, so it should be a good fight. I
predict a win for me in 3. As for avoids, I am keeping away from Monica Virtueshield
and Wisteria. Both of those two probably have just too much attack, so I figure
staying away from them is a good idea.
With that said. Here's hoping I am back next turn, and that we get a live
spyreport with the tourney closing in so quickly. Best of luck all.
-- Vision
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
I'd say good morning, but it's raining at the moment and I'm not sure you're the
sort of people who like rain. I like it, but then, I grew up in a desert. At any
rate, I'm here to start off the new year of fighting.
The title fight was a challenge from DOALTY to VISION. It looks like Vision
should have done some different avoids, as Doalty went thumpity-thump and won the
fight. Actually, I'm not sure you ended up putting in any avoids after all! At any
rate, congratulations to Doalty and I hope you write a column....
The most avoided team was the HEADBANGERS. Those doing the avoiding were all
WARCKERS and their teammates. You guys are definitely not friendly, are you?
I think COMBAT BUSINESSMAN was the most challenged warrior this time out. At
any rate, he *was* challenged, which is something. DIESEL was the not-so-lucky
challenger. Not-so-lucky because he lost the fight. I think CB is a natural gas
sort of person.
Let's see, other than the two mentioned above, there were ten more challenges
this cycle. None of 'em were TV challenges though. Where have all the TVs gone?
CARNAGE XIX (20-3386) (52-21-1,242) of DEATH STUDS VIII challenged DEADPOOL (66-
2274) (79-81-7,244) of X-FORCE. CARNAGE XIX was handily defeated by DEADPOOL in a 1
minute one-sided Challenge match. I suppose if Carnage were a kicker, it would have
been footily defeated?
ZEBRAWOOD (41-3595) (56-43-0,200) of ACTION TOYS challenged SCHENDIRK (63-2054)
(76-101-2,204) of WAYFARERS. ZEBRAWOOD won victory over SCHENDIRK in a 2 minute
Challenge brawl. It must have been the stripes. There's nothing like a striped
opponent to throw you off stride.
SWEET SWEAT (71-3477) (18-15-1,197) of SCENT OF A WOMAN challenged CRISSY (11-
4993) (28-18-2,201) of VIEW ASKEW. SWEET SWEAT devastated CRISSY in a 1 minute one-
sided Challenge fight. Crissy was in shock--what happened to the old saw about women
glowing?
POSITIVE (26-3633) (101-78-0,205) of WARCKERS challenged SALINE LAMORAK (11-
4261) (38-64-0,219) of SCARLET KNIGHTS. POSITIVE luckily beat SALINE LAMORAK in a 9
minute Challenge competition. And here we have the power of Positive thinking, eh?
FUNKY ELVIS (30-2754) (30-20-1,177) of TRIP OUT challenged STELLA BLUE (53-6167)
(30-20-1,176) of PUERCO'S PINATA. FUNKY ELVIS was overpowered by STELLA BLUE in a 1
minute one-sided Challenge struggle. Elvis was too busy checking to see if Stella
had blue shoes to really put up much of a fight.
STORM LXV (60-4972) (28-11-0,161) of DEATH STUDS VII challenged HOMELESS PRINCE
(22-6012) (31-18-1,180) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS. STORM LXV overcame HOMELESS PRINCE in a
action packed 2 minute Challenge fight. Never get caught in a storm if you're
homeless? That sounds almost like a moral!
GREAT BEAR (74-2851) (26-17-0,154) of TOTEM challenged VAJRA VALMEJAR (11-4928)
(25-36-0,154) of SCARLET KNIGHTS. GREAT BEAR was vanquished by VAJRA VALMEJAR in a 1
minute uneven Challenge duel. Ah, I have it on good authority that bears have
problems pronouncing the letter 'v' which makes fighting a double-barrelled 'v'
warrior doubly difficult.
SONIC TACO (30-4337) (24-15-1,117) of TRIP OUT challenged BABY (43-2863) (22-15-
2,114) of DARK SIDE. SONIC TACO was defeated by BABY in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
So much for taking candy from a Baby....
PRONTO PONGO (26-3999) (46-41-2,146) of WARCKERS challenged BLACKRAZOR (11-4091)
(44-69-0,167) of SCARLET KNIGHTS. PRONTO PONGO viciously subdued BLACKRAZOR in a
popular 3 minute Challenge fight. This fight is proof positive that a tough name is
not always enough to win the fight.
ERICKA BEARICKA (63-2461) (18-15-0,74) of MONSTER CHILD challenged MAXIMUS (22-
5966) (31-20-3,76) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS. ERICKA BEARICKA subdued MAXIMUS in a crowd
pleasing 3 minute Challenge match. Monster or no, Ericka was just too cute for
Maximus to be able to fight effectively.
I think that's going to have to do it for today. I need to go for a walk in the
rain. Maybe that will wash the headache out! Remember, this is the time of year to
make resolutions, as long as they're realistic. So, resolve to write a personal ad
every now and then!
The Saint
THE KING'S SENTINEL W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DOALTY 63-2073 37 24 0 261 BAILE BEAG (838) AMEN-TEI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MICHAEL HONORBLADE 11-3300 106 60 0 311 KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE (633) ARUAK CITY
WISTERIA 11-3786 38 16 1 307 WHAT'S YOUR POISON (949) ARUAK CITY
DEADPOOL 66-2274 80 81 7 271 X-FORCE (415) TARRGIR
-GOOSEBUMPS 41-3112 53 32 0 243 SWEET SILK (720) KATI-TEI
MONICA VIRTUESHIEL 11-3208 117 56 0 232 KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE (633) ARUAK CITY
-ASEROTH 71-2821 47 28 0 216 THE LAST STRAW V (1003) KYR'TERR
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-KILIM ALTARAXE 53-6251 45 30 0 216 TORSCHIAN TUFTS (814) KHALHUMS
SWEET SWEAT 71-3477 19 15 1 214 SCENT OF A WOMAN (941) KYR'TERR
POSITIVE 26-3633 102 78 0 213 WARCKERS (587) CALEAM
PUSSYCAT 14-3701 55 62 1 212 THE DOGHOUSE (896) TOBIR
-STALACTITE 8-3349 79 59 2 211 MERCENARY WARCKERS (715) ARKERS
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GIMETHATSHIELD 26-1306 52 44 1 210 HEADBANGERS (9) CALEAM
TALISMAN SHIELDGUA 11-4304 50 50 0 210 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902) ARUAK CITY
JOHN ROCKER 5-3657 36 18 0 209 DEATH BY STUPIDITY (938) KALTOS
JESUS 82-5459 47 30 3 208 RISEN FROM THE DEAD (903) DWES EG
PEPSI 68-8510 58 30 0 206 OVERWORLD (891) FIREHOLD
ZEBRAWOOD 41-3595 57 43 0 206 ACTION TOYS (889) KATI-TEI
LUCANUS 47-3651 45 34 0 205 DEATH STALKERS (1002) NORTH FORK
-COLWYN QUICKSILVER 11-4342 28 12 2 205 TUFT TUGGERS (597) ARUAK CITY
SHERRI 82-15114 16 16 0 205 SUPERIOR FORCES 3201 (975) DWES EG
-OGIER 30-2493 55 31 1 204 THE LONGING (871) IAYE
SALINE LAMORAK 11-4261 38 65 0 204 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902) ARUAK CITY
GOKU 46-3655 36 38 2 203 DRAGONBALL Z (944) ARDIVENT
-WOOHOO-WOOHOO! 40-3504 35 23 0 203 TACO GODS (198) ZENSU
SCHENDIRK 63-2054 76 102 2 200 WAYFARERS (782) AMEN-TEI
BRUENOR BATTLEHAMME 67-917 79 74 3 198 FORGOTTEN REALMS (880) BARIKALA
INTENDRID O'REILLY 11-2969 63 51 0 197 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (396) ARUAK CITY
-BLITZKRIEG XXIII 60-5503 23 15 1 197 DEATH STUDS VII (877) ARADI
CRYSTAL FIREBLADE 66-3153 86 60 0 196 DEFENDERS OF VIRTUE (702) TARRGIR
THE PINK RANGER 68-9166 40 34 1 195 SUPERIOR FORCES X (971) FIREHOLD
WARPATH 66-2926 59 104 4 193 X-FORCE (415) TARRGIR
VISION 26-1573 53 30 2 193 HEADBANGERS (9) CALEAM
STELLA BLUE 53-6167 31 20 1 193 PUERCO'S PINATA (669) KHALHUMS
THE DUCK 82-12670 25 17 1 192 SUPERIOR FORCES IX (973) DWES EG
CARNAGE XIX 20-3386 52 22 1 190 DEATH STUDS VIII (868) SEAM
-JOE SATRIANI 11-4422 24 31 2 190 THE HEADCUTTERS II (939) ARUAK CITY
CRISSY 11-4993 28 19 2 189 VIEW ASKEW (981) ARUAK CITY
THE FRATSFAN CHEF 30-4385 21 9 0 189 ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY (995) IAYE
WARLOCK 66-2473 72 114 2 188 X-FORCE (415) TARRGIR
-FORSYTHIA 52-2368 38 32 1 188 THE FURIOUS FIVE (625) FRATSFA
-SHA'URI SONGWEAVER 11-4043 39 21 2 186 TUFT TUGGERS (597) ARUAK CITY
-RED CEDAR 44-2451 34 33 0 186 SHERWOOD FOREST (809) KRILL
HEATHER 48-3062 90 170 7 185 STARS (743) CAER
DUNCAN 41-1994 39 33 1 185 THUNDERSTRUCK (365) KATI-TEI
STORM LXV 60-4972 29 11 0 184 DEATH STUDS VII (877) ARADI
WOLVERINE 66-3871 39 55 4 182 X-FORCE (415) TARRGIR
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-BEAVIS 14-3996 21 13 4 180 THE DEATH SQUAD (44) TOBIR
RENSHAW 63-2033 45 36 1 179 BAILE BEAG (838) AMEN-TEI
-DAIN BRAMAGE 14-3935 27 16 2 176 THE DEATH SQUAD (44) TOBIR
SMITH 14-1282 50 100 4 175 MIKES (831) TOBIR
HOMELESS PRINCE 22-6012 31 19 1 173 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978) SOLVEN
VAJRA VALMEJAR 11-4928 26 36 0 170 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902) ARUAK CITY
FUNKY ELVIS 30-2754 30 21 1 169 TRIP OUT (969) IAYE
DIS-EMBOWEL 63-2025 52 46 0 165 DIS-TEAM (810) AMEN-TEI
PRONTO PONGO 26-3999 47 41 2 165 WARCKERS (587) CALEAM
-SWEET TOOTH 11-3248 25 22 0 162 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (396) ARUAK CITY
SANDS 11-4123 43 69 3 158 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902) ARUAK CITY
WHERE'S MY TOURNEY 82-2893 19 1 0 155 THAT TOTALLY SUCKS! (993) DWES EG
BLACKRAZOR 11-4091 44 70 0 154 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902) ARUAK CITY
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PYROTECHNICIAN 52-2847 22 18 1 145 THE FURIOUS FIVE (625) FRATSFA
GREAT BEAR 74-2851 26 18 0 144 TOTEM (934) DAIYLA KIV
IRIADOR 50-2481 27 19 2 142 DRUID'S GROVE (983) SNOWBOUND
KINKY 40-2645 25 14 0 138 THE URGE (216) ZENSU
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-CLOVIA SHIMMERMOON 11-4685 16 3 0 138 MANIACAL TUFTS (998) ARUAK CITY
NIXIE SEASPRITE 11-4992 31 21 0 135 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902) ARUAK CITY
BABY 43-2863 23 15 2 127 DARK SIDE (970) VEASTIAN
HUMMEL 14-1404 45 103 2 117 MIKES (831) TOBIR
SONIC TACO 30-4337 24 16 1 113 TRIP OUT (969) IAYE
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-JUDAS PRIEST 40-3869 19 13 0 99 THAT 80'S METAL (945) ZENSU
-ATROPHY 14-4034 20 15 1 97 THE DEATH SQUAD (44) TOBIR
-ZERO THE HERO 14-4129 20 6 1 96 THE DEATH SQUAD (44) TOBIR
CONNOR MACLEOD 11-5532 28 24 0 94 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (994) ARUAK CITY
-TONY MCALPINE 11-4948 21 26 1 92 THE HEADCUTTERS II (939) ARUAK CITY
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CRAZY HORSE 8-3348 20 17 2 89 MERCENARY WARCKERS (715) ARKERS
ERICKA BEARICKA 63-2461 19 15 0 89 MONSTER CHILD (996) AMEN-TEI
LUKARIAN LAMORAK 11-4841 28 39 0 75 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902) ARUAK CITY
-GEORGE BUSH 22-1708 23 15 1 74 CONSPIRACY INC. (977) SOLVEN
MAXIMUS 22-5966 31 21 3 72 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978) SOLVEN
SKELOS 26-3897 32 49 1 71 GOLDEN CANYON (741) CALEAM
COMBAT BUSINESSMAN 11-3767 29 21 1 69 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (396) ARUAK CITY
LEADFOOT 40-3516 17 10 0 64 TACO GODS (198) ZENSU
DIESEL 26-4277 17 23 0 59 WARCKERS (587) CALEAM
-MIKE, POWERFUL 82-7051 10 11 0 57 MIKE THE HUNTER (954) DWES EG
DAISY JANUARY 14-3913 25 24 0 53 THE DOGHOUSE (896) TOBIR
-SPLINTER 26-4439 16 5 0 53 HEADBANGERS (9) CALEAM
MINOR MINER 26-3972 25 23 2 51 GOLDEN CANYON (741) CALEAM
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Crystal Fireblade -- Looks like someone's fire just went out.... -- Vision
P.S. That's what you get for not writing a DM's column.
Colwyn -- My, you are quick, aren't you? -- Homeless Prince
Diesel -- You think that you'd learn to avoid. It'll keep coming until you do. --
Maximus
Carnage XIX -- Another oh so close fight. Well done. -- Gime
Khalli -- Well, just one excuse. Diesel is Papaiz's guy, and you know we DC him
every chance we get. You think you'd remember. Not much of a spy if you ask me....
(*grin*) -- Kellumbo
Kidding! Just kidding! You know we love you Khalli! -- DK
Beloved Commission -- Thank you so much. Two out of four stat trains is much better
than last turn's shutout. The bribe will be on it's way. -- SOV
SOV -- I buy my own weapons. Nothing special is allowed of course, but it means you
don't get rusty old leftovers from the commission. -- Adie
Minor Miner -- I have not a clue who named my team. I can guarantee though that I do
not ever recall, nor probably ever will conduct, a maniacal laugh. -- Clovia
Gimethatshield -- I'd offer to have you fight one of my warriors with a shield, but
unfortunately none of them use any at this point. Sorry. -- Adie
Jesus -- ...goes down to the general. -- Kilim
Hummel -- I was hoping to learn something. -- Clovia
Homeless Prince -- Vanquished...has a nice sound. Does that make you my vassal now?
-- Colwyn
Saline -- You're a tough cookie. Working your way through eligibles yet? -- Sha'uri
P.S. I don't know why it said 'uneven' fight, I did break your sword. No easy feat!
Logistics problems the other week, my crew will see you all next turn. -- Adie
Ericka Bearicka -- Well, I suppose you ARE a monster (though not a child), since
you're a golem. Although some golems are much less (or more) monstrous than others.
But then, life (and unlife) is like that. -- Daisy January
Zero the Hero -- (scowling) I NEVER consider the Aruaki to be heroes. They're CATS,
for the dog's sake! A cat can be a pest, none better, but a hero? No, I don't think
so. -- Skelos
Wolverine -- Oh, you're still here. Whoopee. -- Pussycat
Heather -- Yesh? And in what constellation, exactly, are you a star? I'll look for
you if the clouds move out. -- Schendirk
Crazy Horse -- Wow, that was seriously crazy! If you can teach me four skills again,
I'm up for a repeat. -- Minor Miner
8 December 2004
Battle Royal 4
The Battle Royal arena contests are one of the purest tests of manager skill
available. The rules are simple. The scoring is simple. The updates are live. If
you would like to participate, simply get a team ready in Talcama in the next month
and announce in the personals that you're in. The prize is bragging rights and
having your name along side previous winners (Doc Steele, Manray Frothingslosh, and
Manager). It is a brutal contest, but it is a lot of fun!
Basic rules: No avoiding other contest teams. Score = Wins + Kills - Losses.
Only fights against other BR teams count. First team to 25 wins!
BR4 begins in Talcama (DM 18) on turn 502, due on Jan 29, 2005.
Visit http://www.geocities.com/assurnasir/br4 for more information.
8 December 2004
TURF WAR IV -- GRAND CONTEST NOTICE!
The Turf War IV Grand Contest will commence on Turn 221 (approx. February 22,
2005). For those who have never participated, Turf Wars are alliance-type contest
and Winner-Takes-All. There are no 2nd place winners!
Everyone may participate; known alliances, new alliances, or temporary alliances
created to compete in the Turf War! However, to participate, each alliance must:
A. Announce the alliance name and the Captain of the alliance in the North Fork
(DM #47) newsletter.
Captains are responsible for:
A. Verifying those who wish to participate under the banner of their alliance;
B. Distribution of prizes should their alliance win the TW4.
Managers must:
A. Submit one (1) RSI Roll-up Gift Certificate to participate;
B. Announce their intent to compete with manager name, team name and alliance
in which they will be fighting under, in the DM #47 North Fork newsletter.
Rules:
1. No scoring will begin until an RSI Roll-up Gift Certificate is received. No
exceptions will be made.
2. Before a manager can compete, he must be acknowledged and verified by the Captain
of the alliance he has claimed for;
A. The following turn, points will begin to be awarded or subtracted;
3. Only one (1) team per manager may compete. No multiple aliases please (we'll be
checking this and if caught...you'll be disqualified and no refund);
4. The contest will end on Turn 233 (12 turns!). Winners will be announced on Turn
234 and prizes sent to winning alliance between Turn 233 and 234.
5. No declarations will be acknowledged after Turn 231.
6. For the purpose of scoring, I reserve the right to make all final decisions.
Scoring: Win Lose Kill Die
Challenge +2 -2 +5 -5
Match-up +1 -1 +1 -5
Bloodfeud +2 -5 +5 -10
Champion x2 x2 x2 x2
Downchallenge +2 -5 +2 -10
Dark Arena +10 -5 xx xx
Special Scoring:
A. Each mention in the Spy Report is worth 5 points;
B. Each Style Master is worth 5 points;
Champions:
A. Champions may be declared, but are not mandatory. If declared, they must be
in the Adepts or lower brackets.
Bloodfeuds:
A. Bloodfeuds will count for all four turns. However, the same warrior may not
bloodfeud all four turns. A penalty of -10 will be given to the team who
violates this rule.
Special Conditions:
A. I reserve the right for all final decisions.
B. If I make a mistake, I'll multiply the points by 2;
C. If you claim I did, and *YOU* are wrong; I'll subtract points at the rate of
x10!
D. Each alliance begins with zero (0) points.
E. Dark Arena may be used on the first turn of every warrior with no penalty.
F. T.V.'s won after contest begins gain a Triple rate of scoring.
G. T.C.'s won after the contest begins gain a multiple of 10 scoring.
H. No switching alliances once verified by an alliance.
Any questions or concerns may be addressed (if you're incarcerated) to:
Baphomet, mgr. Knights Templar (268), DM #47 -- North Fork.
If you're in the free world: Rick Strigner Merit East
SCI P.O. Box 500
Georgetown, DE 19947-0500
P.S. Prizes are:
A. 100% of the roll-up certs
B. Currently under negotiations with R.S.I. for other prizes
C. A special prize from me that I will discuss with the Captain of the winning
alliance.
15 December 2004
The Company of Brothers Alliance would like to welcome Azereth as our newest member.
We are sure he will be an asset to both our alliance and the dueling community! --
Baphomet, Co-Founder T.C.B.
24 December 2004
Due to requests, the Turf War IV will be postponed until turn 225 (approx May/June
2005). Sorry about the inconvenience. -- Baphomet, host of TW 4
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DOALTY devastated VISION in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
CARNAGE XIX was handily defeated by DEADPOOL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
ZEBRAWOOD won victory over SCHENDIRK in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
SWEET SWEAT devastated CRISSY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
POSITIVE luckily beat SALINE LAMORAK in a 9 minute Challenge competition.
FUNKY ELVIS was overpowered by STELLA BLUE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
STORM LXV overcame HOMELESS PRINCE in a action packed 2 minute Challenge fight.
GREAT BEAR was vanquished by VAJRA VALMEJAR in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
SONIC TACO was defeated by BABY in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
PRONTO PONGO viciously subdued BLACKRAZOR in a popular 3 minute Challenge fight.
DIESEL was overcome by COMBAT BUSINESSMAN in a popular 5 minute Challenge bout.
ERICKA BEARICKA subdued MAXIMUS in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge match.
BRUENOR BATTLEHAMMER was viciously subdued by PEPSI in a exciting 2 minute contest.
WISTERIA devastated CRYSTAL FIREBLADE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
MICHAEL HONORBLADE slimly won victory over GOKU in a action packed 4 minute fight.
MONICA VIRTUESHIELD overpowered LUCANUS in a 1 minute uneven struggle.
GIMETHATSHIELD viciously subdued WARLOCK in a crowd pleasing 5 minute bloody bout.
JOHN ROCKER devastated WARPATH in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
PUSSYCAT savagely defeated THE FRATSFAN CHEF in a exciting 1 minute gory bout.
DUNCAN was viciously subdued by TALISMAN SHIELDGUARD in a 2 minute competition.
HEATHER was defeated by THE PINK RANGER in a 2 minute brutal duel.
SHERRI overpowered SMITH in a action packed 1 minute uneven fray.
THE DUCK was bested by JESUS in a exciting 4 minute gory bout.
INTENDRID O'REILLY overpowered SANDS in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
WOLVERINE overpowered KINKY in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
RENSHAW subdued PYROTECHNICIAN in a exciting 2 minute gruesome melee.
IRIADOR was handily defeated by DIS-EMBOWEL in a 1 minute uneven bout.
WHERE'S MY TOURNEY? savagely defeated BUTTERHEAD in a 8 minute competition.
NIXIE SEASPRITE overpowered HUMMEL in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven fight.
LUKARIAN LAMORAK overpowered MINOR MINER in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
CONNOR MACLEOD overpowered SKELOS in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
LEADFOOT was handily defeated by SHINORR in a action packed 2 minute mismatched match.
DAISY JANUARY was overpowered by CRAZY HORSE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 20 WALL OF STEEL 79 - 46 - 0 63 |
|WALL OF STEEL 10 LUNGING ATTACK 122 - 98 - 2 55 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 9 TOTAL PARRY 44 - 40 - 0 52 |
|TOTAL PARRY 7 PARRY-RIPOSTE 13 - 13 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 4 SLASHING ATTACK 39 - 43 - 1 48 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 AIMED BLOW 16 - 22 - 0 42 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 PARRY-STRIKE 15 - 21 - 0 42 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 PARRY-LUNGE 24 - 41 - 0 37 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 BASHING ATTACK 12 - 22 - 0 35 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 9 - 20 - 0 31 |
Turn 391 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 9 - 11 4 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 3 AIMED BLOW 1 - 2 3 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 6 - 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 2 2 SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 4 - 3 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 3 1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK DOALTY 63-2073 37 24 0 261 BAILE BEAG (838)
PARRY-RIPOSTE MICHAEL HONORBLAD 11-3300 106 60 0 311 KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE (633)
SLASHING ATTACK WISTERIA 11-3786 38 16 1 307 WHAT'S YOUR POISON (949)
WALL OF STEEL MONICA VIRTUESHIE 11-3208 117 56 0 232 KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE (633)
TOTAL PARRY POSITIVE 26-3633 102 78 0 213 WARCKERS (587)
AIMED BLOW GOKU 46-3655 36 38 2 203 DRAGONBALL Z (944)
PARRY-STRIKE SCHENDIRK 63-2054 76 102 2 200 WAYFARERS (782)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-LUNGE INTENDRID O'REILL 11-2969 63 51 0 197 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (396)
BASHING ATTACK THE FRATSFAN CHEF 30-4385 21 9 0 189 ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY (995)
STRIKING ATTACK HOMELESS PRINCE 22-6012 31 19 1 173 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978)
The overall popularity leader is HEATHER 48-3062. The most popular warrior this turn
was SALINE LAMORAK 11-4261. The ten other most popular fighters were THE DUCK
82-12670, GIMETHATSHIELD 26-1306, PRONTO PONGO 26-3999, COMBAT BUSINESSMAN 11-3767,
MICHAEL HONORBLADE 11-3300, GOKU 46-3655, WHERE'S MY TOURNEY? 82-2893, WARLOCK
66-2473, TALISMAN SHIELDGUARD 11-4304, and HOMELESS PRINCE 22-6012.
The least popular fighter this week was DAISY JANUARY 14-3913. The other ten least
popular fighters were IRIADOR 50-2481, SANDS 11-4123, CRISSY 11-4993, CARNAGE XIX
20-3386, VISION 26-1573, CRAZY HORSE 8-3348, SKELOS 26-3897, MINOR MINER 26-3972,
SMITH 14-1282, and WARPATH 66-2926.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
KALTOS(5) 1 0 0 KATI-TEI(41) 1 1 0 ARADI(60) 1 0 0
ARKERS(8) 1 0 0 VEASTIAN(43) 1 0 0 AMEN-TEI(63) 4 1 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 10 4 0 ARDIVENT(46) 0 1 0 TARRGIR(66) 2 3 0
TOBIR(14) 1 3 0 NORTH FORK(47) 0 1 0 BARIKALA(67) 0 1 0
SEAM(20) 0 1 0 CAER(48) 0 1 0 FIREHOLD(68) 2 0 0
SOLVEN(22) 0 2 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 0 1 0 KYR'TERR(71) 1 0 0
CALEAM(26) 3 4 0 FRATSFA(52) 0 1 0 DAIYLA KIV(74) 0 1 0
IAYE(30) 0 3 0 KHALHUMS(53) 1 0 0 DWES EG(82) 3 1 0
ZENSU(40) 0 2 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JOHN ROCKER 5-3657 36 18 0 209 DEATH BY STUPIDITY (938) KALTOS
CRAZY HORSE 8-3348 20 17 2 89 MERCENARY WARCKERS (715) ARKERS
MICHAEL HONORBLADE 11-3300 106 60 0 311 KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE (633) ARUAK CITY
PUSSYCAT 14-3701 55 62 1 212 THE DOGHOUSE (896) TOBIR
CARNAGE XIX 20-3386 52 22 1 190 DEATH STUDS VIII (868) SEAM
HOMELESS PRINCE 22-6012 31 19 1 173 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978) SOLVEN
POSITIVE 26-3633 102 78 0 213 WARCKERS (587) CALEAM
THE FRATSFAN CHEF 30-4385 21 9 0 189 ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY (995) IAYE
KINKY 40-2645 25 14 0 138 THE URGE (216) ZENSU
ZEBRAWOOD 41-3595 57 43 0 206 ACTION TOYS (889) KATI-TEI
BABY 43-2863 23 15 2 127 DARK SIDE (970) VEASTIAN
GOKU 46-3655 36 38 2 203 DRAGONBALL Z (944) ARDIVENT
LUCANUS 47-3651 45 34 0 205 DEATH STALKERS (1002) NORTH FORK
HEATHER 48-3062 90 170 7 185 STARS (743) CAER
IRIADOR 50-2481 27 19 2 142 DRUID'S GROVE (983) SNOWBOUND
PYROTECHNICIAN 52-2847 22 18 1 145 THE FURIOUS FIVE (625) FRATSFA
STELLA BLUE 53-6167 31 20 1 193 PUERCO'S PINATA (669) KHALHUMS
STORM LXV 60-4972 29 11 0 184 DEATH STUDS VII (877) ARADI
DOALTY 63-2073 37 24 0 261 BAILE BEAG (838) AMEN-TEI
DEADPOOL 66-2274 80 81 7 271 X-FORCE (415) TARRGIR
BRUENOR BATTLEHAMME 67-917 79 74 3 198 FORGOTTEN REALMS (880) BARIKALA
PEPSI 68-8510 58 30 0 206 OVERWORLD (891) FIREHOLD
SWEET SWEAT 71-3477 19 15 1 214 SCENT OF A WOMAN (941) KYR'TERR
GREAT BEAR 74-2851 26 18 0 144 TOTEM (934) DAIYLA KIV
JESUS 82-5459 47 30 3 208 RISEN FROM THE DEAD (903) DWES EG
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, 11 additional warriors graduated
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
EEK THE CAT (2-4110) of THE FUNNY FARM
HADES (11-5338) of MYTHICAL
DRAUGHT DODGER (12-5209) of WISH YOU WERE BEER
DRACO MALFOY (18-7115) of HOUSE SLYTHERIN
FREAK (18-7300) of RUN AND HYDE
BETWEEN THE EYES (60-716) of METAL MILITIA II 6
SHOVELING SANDY (65-3584) of STORMNITE SANDBAGGER
BLUE BLOOD (73-3657) of BLACK & BLUE
JOCK (82-10452) of 4-LETTER ITCHES
WILLIE BROWN (82-13201) of 1976 RAIDERS
YUENGLING (82-16265) of LOCAL BEER
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes