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Date : 01/17/2005 Duedate: 01/29/2005
ANDORAK
DM-105 TURN-392
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1-THE LAST STR 71/1003 138 37 3 78.9 SHERWOOD FOREST 44/809
2 MIKE THE HUNT 82/954 356 227 8 61.1 INCARNATIONS 52/711
RISEN FROM THE DEAD 82/903 ACTION TOYS 41/889
3 KNIGHTS OF VI 11/633 353 227 0 60.9 OVERWORLD 68/891
DEFENDERS OF VIRTUE 66/702 MONSTER CHILD 63/996
4-TOTEM 74/934 1055 743 16 58.7 DEATH STALKERS 47/1002
THE LONGING 30/871 11 PUERCO'S PINA 53/669 320 305 3 51.2
SCENT OF A WOMAN 71/941 GERFEL'S FRIENDS 11/396
DEATH BY STUPIDITY 5/938 THE FURIOUS FIVE 52/625
DEATH STUDS VIII 20/868 ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY 30/995
THE URGE 40/216 12-TRIP OUT 30/969 46 49 1 48.4
SWEET SILK 41/720 VIEW ASKEW 11/981
THAT TOTALLY SUCKS! 82/993 THUNDERSTRUCK 41/365
TACO GODS 40/198 13 X-FORCE 66/415 913 1213 13 42.9
BAILE BEAG 63/838 DRAGONBALL Z 46/944
DEATH STUDS VII 60/877 SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/994
DARK SIDE 43/970 FORGOTTEN REALMS 67/880
5 SUPERIOR FORC 68/971 445 325 1 57.8 DRUID'S GROVE 50/983
SUPERIOR FORCES 3201 82/975 SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/902
SUPERIOR FORCES IX 82/973 14 WAYFARERS 63/782 467 747 7 38.5
6 WHAT'S YOUR P 11/949 1363 1062 10 56.2 THE DOGHOUSE 14/896
7 DIS-TEAM 63/810 512 412 6 55.4 GOLDEN CANYON 26/741
8 TUFT TUGGERS 11/597 424 366 4 53.7 15 STARS 48/743 290 608 7 32.3
TORSCHIAN TUFTS 53/814 MIKES 14/831
MANIACAL TUFTS 11/998 16 THE DEATH SQUA 14/44 76 170 3 30.9
9 HEADBANGERS 26/9 158 144 2 52.3 THE HEADCUTTERS II 11/939
KELLUMBO'S KIDS 22/978 THAT 80'S METAL 40/945
10 WARCKERS 26/587 780 742 5 51.2 17 JUST CHILLIN 22/1004 1 0 0 100
MERCENARY WARCKERS 8/715
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
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---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 252): GOLDENEYE of BONDAGE (Spawn, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 506): BLUE BLAZES of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 506): THE THING of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 499): DARRELL ISSA of CONSPIRACY INC. (Damion, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 495): GREAT WHITE SHARK of AUSSIE KILLERS (THawk, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 495): BAYLEFYRE of BRETHREN OF SIN (DeGotti, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 496): KORIBUS of GOLDEN CANYON (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 488): DARK STAR of THE WARLOCKS (Malaquar, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 457): PISTON HURRICANE of AS FAR AS SIAM (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 450): GREW SOME GRUE of OLD SCHOOL (Otto X. Frothingslosh)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 443): TALON of FLOYDS FAN CLUB (Talon Volksie, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 200): BEXLEY of OHIO (Berylstar, mgr.)
DM 60 ARADI (turn 355): CYCLONE of NATURAL DISASTERS (Soultaker, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 344): PASSER BY of WAYFARERS (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 154): ASHEGI OF VEGA of DARQUE FORCES III (Master Darque)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 391): DOALTY of BAILE BEAG from AMEN-TEI (The Sentinel, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 252): PHOENIX FIRE (Bobby Bigfoot, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 506): SNUGGLEBUNNIES (Thaad Trueoak, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 506): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 499): CONSPIRACY INC. (Damion, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 495): KRILL CAVALRY (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 495): MADTOWN (Carnage, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 496): GOLDEN CANYON (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 488): THE A'S -- LOSERS II (Malaquar, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 457): MEN OF 1,000 FACES (Mad Max, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 450): OLD SCHOOL (Otto X. Frothingslosh, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 443): DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 200): ASSASSIN NATION (Ghab, mgr.)
DM 60 ARADI (turn 355): MY BRAIN ON CHLORINE (Samwise the Bald, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 344): WAYFARERS (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 154): DARQUE FORCES III (Master Darque, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 391): THE LAST STRAW (Doc Steele, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 505): BILLY GIBBONS of THE HEADCUTTERS II (Street Legal)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 443): TALON of FLOYDS FAN CLUB (Talon Volksie, mgr.)
DM 60 ARADI (turn 355): CYCLONE of NATURAL DISASTERS (Soultaker, mgr.)
LACHES of LEGALESE (The Judge, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 154): ASHEGI OF VEGA of DARQUE FORCES III (Master Darque)
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
General Benjimane Dayspring filed the report at the Grey Tower, anxious to get
the entire business over with. Jhadzia and Chi'en were waiting for him outside the
tower; with the rest of the companions he'd spent the last two years with already at
the White Tower in Andorak. They were all to be debriefed in Princess Samarra's
office by Khalli Dyr'eel, Spymaster of Andorak and King Mickeal's Chief Councilor,
Arrion Bohr. He was even more anxious to get back to Sammy and discover where things
stood between them.
At one time, he had thought they were destined to be together; the most envied
couple in all of Andoria. He had spent years courting her, waiting for her to fall
in love with him, and when she finally had they had begun a life of bliss, happier
than he'd ever imagined possible.
Then, it all fell apart around him. King Rylian had ordered Samarra to marry
the Karnhorn, Prince Zarhed of Jurine, to seal a treaty with the rival kingdom.
Benjimane's world had come crashing down around him. He then had an on-again off-
again affair with the Princess, with her husband's full knowledge if not his full
approval. The respect the young prince held for his wife had diminished over years
of her wanting another man.
Benjimane's respect for himself dwindled away as he viewed their actions in a
more and more dishonorable light. He began to take on only the most perilous
missions, hoping somehow to find himself in the dangers he faced; hoping to restore
his lost sense of self that was so closely tied to his honor. Finally, he'd accepted
the mission that had kept them all away for so long. At long last, he thought he'd
figured out who he really was...the man outside the constraints the "storybook" honor
he had wrapped himself in.
He walked back out into the sunlight to find Jhadzia and Chi'en already mounted.
He could tell by the way their horses were agitated under them that they were eager
to be off. He quickly mounted Starmantle, the warhorse that had taken him nearly two
decades of careful breeding to produce, and with a nod to the others headed off away
from the Grey Tower. It would be late afternoon before they reached Andorak, and he
wanted to get the debriefing over with as quickly as possible.
<more to follow next cycle>
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Well, it looks like we are getting some story time after all, Andorak! How
about some volunteers for the New Adventures of Andorak? Any takers? If so, please
send a self-addressed e-mail to khallidyreel@aol.com and I'll work you in. Census
information not a must, but helps.
Let's take a look at the very few challenges for the cycle, then I'll have a few
more words for you as we enter the New Year:
PEPSI (68-8510) (58-30-0,206) of OVERWORLD challenged PUSSYCAT (14-3701) (55-62-
1,212) of THE DOGHOUSE. PEPSI devastated PUSSYCAT in a action packed 1 minute
mismatched Challenge fight. Up 6. Seems like whenever there's a Pepsi challenge,
Pepsi wins. Doesn't matter who the opponent is. Congrats to Pepsi on a well fought
and honorable duel!
VISION (26-1573) (53-30-2,193) of HEADBANGERS challenged SALINE LAMORAK (11-
4261) (38-65-0,204) of SCARLET KNIGHTS. VISION viciously subdued SALINE LAMORAK in a
popular 8 minute Challenge match. Up 11. Another victory for Vision, who also seems
to be doing a lot of winning. Another loss for Armalias Skyhawk's unattended masses.
I guess I should be glad he's not paying attention and running all bloody like he
used to do in Tarrgir back in...uh-oh...what was that?
RED CEDAR (44-2451) (34-33-0,186) of SHERWOOD FOREST challenged WARLOCK (66-
2473) (72-114-2,188) of X-FORCE. RED CEDAR viciously subdued WARLOCK in a popular 5
minute gory Challenge contest. Up 2. Thank you, Red Cedar, for the issue of this
challenge...and congratulations for the victory. You were certainly giving up a lot
of fights in this one. Drinks are on me!
SWEET TOOTH (11-3248) (25-22-0,162) of GERFEL'S FRIENDS challenged SMITH (14-
1282) (50-100-4,175) of MIKES. SWEET TOOTH demolished SMITH in a 3 minute mismatched
Challenge competition. Up 13. Will any of our challengers lose this cycle? A big
win for Sweet Tooth, keeping Smith from climbing any closer to a .500 record. Of
course, he'd have to win a record number of fights in a row to pull off that kind of
turn around.
HOMELESS PRINCE (22-6012) (31-19-1,173) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS challenged GOKU (46-
3655) (36-38-2,203) of DRAGONBALL Z. HOMELESS PRINCE was vanquished by GOKU in a 1
minute mismatched Challenge fight. Up 30, for our biggest challenge of the cycle!
Homeless really went for it, showing us all what he's made of, as Goku veritably cut
the man to ribbons! You could see just about everything inside the Homeless one,
including what he'd had for breakfast. A word of advice: blood on a purple robe
will stain just as badly as it does the white sands of Andorak.
And the battle for the King's Sentinel:
MICHAEL HONORBLADE (11-3300) (106-60-0,311) of KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE fought JESUS
(82-5459) (47-30-3,208) of RISEN FROM THE DEAD. MICHAEL HONORBLADE viciously subdued
JESUS in a popular 4 minute gory Title duel. A random matchup, with a difference of
103 point in favor of the winner. Jesus is lucky not to be rising from the dead yet
again after this mismatch. Gory indeed. Congratulations to the winner, who will no
doubt favor us with a Column next time out.
Well, I'm looking forward to hearing the Companions of the Great Glacier give
their report. There will no doubt be lots of little tidbits of information for all
of us to enjoy. And what's going to happen with the General and the Princess,
anyway? Stay tuned for the next exciting episode of, Andorak!!!
Khalli Dyr'eel,
Spymaster of Andorak
THE KING'S SENTINEL W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MICHAEL HONORBLADE 11-3300 107 60 0 328 KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE (633) ARUAK CITY
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
WISTERIA 11-3786 39 16 1 318 WHAT'S YOUR POISON (949) ARUAK CITY
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DEADPOOL 66-2274 81 81 7 284 X-FORCE (415) TARRGIR
-DOALTY 63-2073 37 24 0 261 BAILE BEAG (838) AMEN-TEI
-GOOSEBUMPS 41-3112 53 32 0 243 SWEET SILK (720) KATI-TEI
MONICA VIRTUESHIEL 11-3208 118 56 0 242 KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE (633) ARUAK CITY
TALISMAN SHIELDGUA 11-4304 51 50 0 226 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902) ARUAK CITY
STELLA BLUE 53-6167 32 20 1 223 PUERCO'S PINATA (669) KHALHUMS
INTENDRID O'REILLY 11-2969 64 51 0 219 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (396) ARUAK CITY
PEPSI 68-8510 59 30 0 219 OVERWORLD (891) FIREHOLD
-SWEET SWEAT 71-3477 19 15 1 214 SCENT OF A WOMAN (941) KYR'TERR
BRUENOR BATTLEHAMME 67-917 80 74 3 213 FORGOTTEN REALMS (880) BARIKALA
GOKU 46-3655 37 38 2 213 DRAGONBALL Z (944) ARDIVENT
ZEBRAWOOD 41-3595 58 43 0 212 ACTION TOYS (889) KATI-TEI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CRYSTAL FIREBLADE 66-3153 87 60 0 210 DEFENDERS OF VIRTUE (702) TARRGIR
JESUS 82-5459 47 31 3 210 RISEN FROM THE DEAD (903) DWES EG
-JOHN ROCKER 5-3657 36 18 0 209 DEATH BY STUPIDITY (938) KALTOS
VISION 26-1573 54 30 2 205 HEADBANGERS (9) CALEAM
-LUCANUS 47-3651 45 34 0 205 DEATH STALKERS (1002) NORTH FORK
-SHERRI 82-15114 16 16 0 205 SUPERIOR FORCES 3201 (975) DWES EG
-OGIER 30-2493 55 31 1 204 THE LONGING (871) IAYE
-WOOHOO-WOOHOO! 40-3504 35 23 0 203 TACO GODS (198) ZENSU
GIMETHATSHIELD 26-1306 52 45 1 201 HEADBANGERS (9) CALEAM
SALINE LAMORAK 11-4261 38 66 0 200 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902) ARUAK CITY
COLWYN QUICKSILVER 11-4342 28 13 2 199 TUFT TUGGERS (597) ARUAK CITY
POSITIVE 26-3633 102 79 0 197 WARCKERS (587) CALEAM
WARPATH 66-2926 59 105 4 197 X-FORCE (415) TARRGIR
PUSSYCAT 14-3701 55 63 1 197 THE DOGHOUSE (896) TOBIR
THE PINK RANGER 68-9166 41 34 1 197 SUPERIOR FORCES X (971) FIREHOLD
-BLITZKRIEG XXIII 60-5503 23 15 1 197 DEATH STUDS VII (877) ARADI
SCHENDIRK 63-2054 76 103 2 196 WAYFARERS (782) AMEN-TEI
HEATHER 48-3062 91 170 7 195 STARS (743) CAER
KILIM ALTARAXE 53-6251 45 31 0 195 TORSCHIAN TUFTS (814) KHALHUMS
RED CEDAR 44-2451 35 33 0 195 SHERWOOD FOREST (809) KRILL
WEBSTER 41-3848 43 36 3 194 ACTION TOYS (889) KATI-TEI
-THE DUCK 82-12670 25 17 1 192 SUPERIOR FORCES IX (973) DWES EG
-CARNAGE XIX 20-3386 52 22 1 190 DEATH STUDS VIII (868) SEAM
-JOE SATRIANI 11-4422 24 31 2 190 THE HEADCUTTERS II (939) ARUAK CITY
SIR RICHARD 11-4051 39 15 0 189 TUFT TUGGERS (597) ARUAK CITY
-CRISSY 11-4993 28 19 2 189 VIEW ASKEW (981) ARUAK CITY
-THE FRATSFAN CHEF 30-4385 21 9 0 189 ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY (995) IAYE
PRONTO PONGO 26-3999 48 41 2 188 WARCKERS (587) CALEAM
WARLOCK 66-2473 72 115 2 186 X-FORCE (415) TARRGIR
-SHA'URI SONGWEAVER 11-4043 39 21 2 186 TUFT TUGGERS (597) ARUAK CITY
-DUNCAN 41-1994 39 33 1 185 THUNDERSTRUCK (365) KATI-TEI
-STORM LXV 60-4972 29 11 0 184 DEATH STUDS VII (877) ARADI
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SWEET TOOTH 11-3248 26 22 0 180 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (396) ARUAK CITY
-RENSHAW 63-2033 45 36 1 179 BAILE BEAG (838) AMEN-TEI
DIS-EMBOWEL 63-2025 53 46 0 178 DIS-TEAM (810) AMEN-TEI
DAIN BRAMAGE 14-3935 28 16 2 178 THE DEATH SQUAD (44) TOBIR
WOLVERINE 66-3871 39 56 4 173 X-FORCE (415) TARRGIR
HOMELESS PRINCE 22-6012 31 20 1 170 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978) SOLVEN
-FUNKY ELVIS 30-2754 30 21 1 169 TRIP OUT (969) IAYE
BEAVIS 14-3996 21 14 4 164 THE DEATH SQUAD (44) TOBIR
BLACKRAZOR 11-4091 44 71 0 161 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902) ARUAK CITY
SMITH 14-1282 50 101 4 160 MIKES (831) TOBIR
SANDS 11-4123 43 70 3 159 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902) ARUAK CITY
VAJRA VALMEJAR 11-4928 26 37 0 159 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902) ARUAK CITY
-WHERE'S MY TOURNEY 82-2893 19 1 0 155 THAT TOTALLY SUCKS! (993) DWES EG
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CLOVIA SHIMMERMOON 11-4685 17 3 0 155 MANIACAL TUFTS (998) ARUAK CITY
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
IRIADOR 50-2481 28 19 2 145 DRUID'S GROVE (983) SNOWBOUND
-GREAT BEAR 74-2851 26 18 0 144 TOTEM (934) DAIYLA KIV
NIXIE SEASPRITE 11-4992 32 21 0 138 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902) ARUAK CITY
-KINKY 40-2645 25 14 0 138 THE URGE (216) ZENSU
PYROTECHNICIAN 52-2847 22 19 1 135 THE FURIOUS FIVE (625) FRATSFA
-BABY 43-2863 23 15 2 127 DARK SIDE (970) VEASTIAN
HUMMEL 14-1404 45 104 2 121 MIKES (831) TOBIR
-SONIC TACO 30-4337 24 16 1 113 TRIP OUT (969) IAYE
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CRAZY HORSE 8-3348 21 17 2 100 MERCENARY WARCKERS (715) ARKERS
ERICKA BEARICKA 63-2461 20 15 0 100 MONSTER CHILD (996) AMEN-TEI
JUDAS PRIEST 40-3869 19 14 0 100 THAT 80'S METAL (945) ZENSU
LUCIFER 52-3031 15 16 0 100 INCARNATIONS (711) FRATSFA
-ATROPHY 14-4034 20 15 1 97 THE DEATH SQUAD (44) TOBIR
-ZERO THE HERO 14-4129 20 6 1 96 THE DEATH SQUAD (44) TOBIR
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SKELOS 26-3897 33 49 1 84 GOLDEN CANYON (741) CALEAM
TONY MCALPINE 11-4948 21 27 1 81 THE HEADCUTTERS II (939) ARUAK CITY
CONNOR MACLEOD 11-5532 28 25 0 78 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (994) ARUAK CITY
WHAT UP 22-6172 19 9 3 70 JUST CHILLIN (1004) SOLVEN
-COMBAT BUSINESSMAN 11-3767 29 21 1 69 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (396) ARUAK CITY
MAXIMUS 22-5966 31 22 3 67 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978) SOLVEN
DAISY JANUARY 14-3913 26 24 0 66 THE DOGHOUSE (896) TOBIR
-LEADFOOT 40-3516 17 10 0 64 TACO GODS (198) ZENSU
LUKARIAN LAMORAK 11-4841 28 40 0 63 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902) ARUAK CITY
DIESEL 26-4277 17 24 0 62 WARCKERS (587) CALEAM
-MIKE, POWERFUL 82-7051 10 11 0 57 MIKE THE HUNTER (954) DWES EG
MINOR MINER 26-3972 25 24 2 47 GOLDEN CANYON (741) CALEAM
BILLY GIBBONS 11-6251 14 8 0 41 THE HEADCUTTERS II (939) ARUAK CITY
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Vision -- Nice job getting the throne and posting a column the other turn. If
Sentinel doesn't write one next turn, you certainly have my blessing to steal it back
from him. Unless of course an Andorian gets there first and writes a column, such as
Puerco or I. -- Adie
P.S. I was a bit surprised myself not to get a column from Crystal.
Homeless Prince -- Yes, I am very quick. It's one of my strongest assets, but by no
means my only one. How about you? -- Colwyn
SOV -- You know, the train-up gods probably just roll dice to determine whether you
manage one in a turn. You're just throwing away money by sending it to the
Commission. They won't even use it to renovate the arena. That's what girl scout
cookie fund raisers are for! -- Adie
P.S. Train-up gods, hmm, does that make TUGs to go with the RUGs and MUGs?
Skelos -- A bit biased are we? Not all Aruaki are heroes, but I can guarantee that
each one might have the potential to be one. I have seen a few myself actually. Sir
Richard in fact is one, and he is of House Olharin...a lion shape shifter. -- Adie
Manager, Sentinel, anybody -- Speaking of train-up gods, do you thing warriors can be
natural trainers? I think I heard it referred to a few times years ago as 'Fireball'
trainers. You know, something born with them that gives them an edge in training,
kind of like some people are gifted learners? I don't really believe it, though I
have seen a couple warriors of mine nail 11-12 trains in ADM VERY quickly. -- Adie
Zebrawood -- A familiar experience. -- Schendirk
The Fratsfan Chef -- A dining experience. But I prefer the simple things, you know.
Starting with sushi-grade tuna.... -- Pussycat
Lukarian Lamorak -- Well, thanks for the skills, anyway. -- Minor Miner
Connor MacLeod -- You don't look it. -- Skelos
Crazy Horse -- I STILL don't think a horse should be allowed into the arena. -- Daisy
January
Carnage XIX -- Too bad I didn't kill you. I haven't been doing a very good job of
pleasing you-know-who lately. -- Deadpool
Positive -- To be scummed at this level...just terrible. -- Saline
Great Bear -- Careful...I might start to think I can win in Andorak. Best of luck to
you. -- Vajra
Pronto Pongo -- What kind of name is that, anyway? Ardiventi? Karnhorn? What are
you? -- Blackrazor
Pepsi -- Beat'n by a soft drink. Ye 'ave no idea how much that 'urts. -- Bruenor
Michael Honorblade -- It was an honor to battle with a warrior as old and respected
as yourself. Shouldn't you be in Primus soon? -- Goku
Gimethatshield -- I DON'T HAVE A DAMN SHIELD ALREADY!!! -- Warlock
John Rocker -- Beaten by a racist. Pig. -- Warpath (Rirorni, if you must know)
Duncan -- I once knew a man named Duncan. I never like him, either. -- Talisman
Intendrid -- Nice fight. If you like the O'Reilly Factor. -- Sands
Kinky -- That's just sick. -- Wolverine
Dis-Embowel -- I think not. I will avenge that loss. -- Iriador
Hummel -- You realize, of course, that you never had a chance against me, don't you?
I train in Aruak City. -- Nixie
Minor Miner -- I can't believe I just beat up a kid. Medic!?! -- Lukarian
Skelos -- I'm Connor MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod. I'm here for the beer. -- Connor
P.S. What did you think I was here for?
Sha'uri -- I've been in Eligibles for some time now, but my manager has never had
much success helping me with strategy (I'm his first PR to make it to the Isle). Any
pointers you'd care to share? -- Saline
Pussycat -- Yes, I'm here...and I'm hungry. -- Wolverine
24 December 2004
Due to requests, the Turf War IV will be postponed until turn 225 (approx May/June
2005). Sorry about the inconvenience. -- Baphomet, host of TW 4
12 January 2005
On Jhans turn number 476 (due on Feb. 16, 2005) the Second Annual kLk St. Valentine's
Massacre Kill Contest will begin. The rules are simple; the team with the most kills
on the last turn wins. Last year's winner was Shocking Toad. Can he repeat? Could
DOOMcorps crush all challengers? Will the kLk prevail? Or will you be the
independent manager to show that alliances aren't all that? Come on to Jhans and
let's find out!
Prizes are: 1st. Renaming of a Dark Arena monster and five roll-up
certificates or $25.00 deposited in your account.
2nd. Renaming of a Stand-In monster.
Come on and celebrate the Delarquan way!
Azrael
15 January 2005
BR 4 is upon us! First turn is due on 1/29/05. Many thanks to RSI for helping
supply a great prize for the winner and those who meet the 90% endurance criteria.
Winning prize: 6 months free play, a +1 bonus potion, a limited damage potion,
a favorites knowledge potion, a minor stat-switch prize, and renaming a Dark Arena
creature.
Endurance prizes: a +1 bonus potion to all teams that fight 90% of the possible
fights during the contest.
For details, visit Talcama's newletter or http://www.geocities.com/assurnasir/br4
To join, simply bring a team to DM 18, announce your entry in the personals, and
follow the very simple rule of not avoiding!
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
PEPSI devastated PUSSYCAT in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
VISION viciously subdued SALINE LAMORAK in a popular 8 minute Challenge match.
RED CEDAR viciously subdued WARLOCK in a popular 5 minute gory Challenge contest.
SWEET TOOTH demolished SMITH in a 3 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
HOMELESS PRINCE was vanquished by GOKU in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
WISTERIA devastated SCHENDIRK in a action packed 1 minute one-sided competition.
SIR RICHARD was vanquished by STELLA BLUE in a action packed 2 minute uneven duel.
MICHAEL HONORBLADE viciously subdued JESUS in a popular 4 minute gory Title duel.
DEADPOOL overpowered MEYK in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
KILIM ALTARAXE was savagely defeated by TALISMAN SHIELDGUARD in a 1 minute match.
MONICA VIRTUESHIELD devastated WEBSTER in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
POSITIVE was viciously subdued by INTENDRID O'REILLY in a 4 minute bout.
GIMETHATSHIELD was savagely defeated by CRYSTAL FIREBLADE in a popular 5 minute duel.
THE PINK RANGER vanquished SANDS in a 3 minute bloody one-sided fray.
BRUENOR BATTLEHAMMER bested COLWYN QUICKSILVER in a popular 2 minute brawl.
WOLVERINE was overpowered by HEATHER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
ZEBRAWOOD beat WARPATH in a popular 2 minute bloody match.
DIS-EMBOWEL devastated VAJRA VALMEJAR in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
DAIN BRAMAGE defeated BLACKRAZOR in a exciting 3 minute duel.
BEAVIS was overpowered by PRONTO PONGO in a 1 minute uneven fray.
PYROTECHNICIAN was handily defeated by CLOVIA SHIMMERMOON in a 1 minute contest.
NIXIE SEASPRITE defeated HUMMEL in a action packed 2 minute fight.
IRIADOR overpowered JUDAS PRIEST in a 1 minute uneven fight.
CONNOR MACLEOD was overpowered by LUCIFER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
TONY MCALPINE was vanquished by CRAZY HORSE in a 1 minute uneven bout.
ERICKA BEARICKA handily defeated MAXIMUS in a exciting 1 minute uneven bout.
DIESEL was overcome by YOGONITH in a exciting 1 minute duel.
MINOR MINER was overpowered by WHAT UP in a 1 minute gruesome uneven fight.
SKELOS overpowered LUKARIAN LAMORAK in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
DAISY JANUARY overpowered BILLY GIBBONS in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 12 WALL OF STEEL 77 - 47 - 0 62 |
|WALL OF STEEL 10 LUNGING ATTACK 116 - 92 - 2 56 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 9 TOTAL PARRY 41 - 40 - 0 51 |
|TOTAL PARRY 8 PARRY-RIPOSTE 12 - 14 - 0 46 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 4 AIMED BLOW 17 - 20 - 0 46 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 SLASHING ATTACK 39 - 46 - 1 46 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 PARRY-STRIKE 15 - 21 - 0 42 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 PARRY-LUNGE 25 - 37 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 BASHING ATTACK 13 - 20 - 0 39 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 9 - 21 - 0 30 |
Turn 392 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 3 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 3 - 5 6 LUNGING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 2 2 SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 6 - 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 2 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
LUNGING ATTACK 7 - 5 SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 6 1 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 2 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 3 1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-RIPOSTE MICHAEL HONORBLAD 11-3300 107 60 0 328 KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE (633)
SLASHING ATTACK WISTERIA 11-3786 39 16 1 318 WHAT'S YOUR POISON (949)
LUNGING ATTACK DEADPOOL 66-2274 81 81 7 284 X-FORCE (415)
WALL OF STEEL MONICA VIRTUESHIE 11-3208 118 56 0 242 KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE (633)
PARRY-LUNGE INTENDRID O'REILL 11-2969 64 51 0 219 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (396)
AIMED BLOW GOKU 46-3655 37 38 2 213 DRAGONBALL Z (944)
TOTAL PARRY VISION 26-1573 54 30 2 205 HEADBANGERS (9)
PARRY-STRIKE SCHENDIRK 63-2054 76 103 2 196 WAYFARERS (782)
BASHING ATTACK HEATHER 48-3062 91 170 7 195 STARS (743)
STRIKING ATTACK HOMELESS PRINCE 22-6012 31 20 1 170 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978)
The overall popularity leader is HEATHER 48-3062. The most popular warrior this turn
was INTENDRID O'REILLY 11-2969. The ten other most popular fighters were CRYSTAL
FIREBLADE 66-3153, SALINE LAMORAK 11-4261, RED CEDAR 44-2451, VISION 26-1573, MICHAEL
HONORBLADE 11-3300, BLACKRAZOR 11-4091, WARPATH 66-2926, WARLOCK 66-2473, ZEBRAWOOD
41-3595, and PEPSI 68-8510.
The least popular fighter this week was MINOR MINER 26-3972. The other ten least
popular fighters were TONY MCALPINE 11-4948, CONNOR MACLEOD 11-5532, JUDAS PRIEST
40-3869, BEAVIS 14-3996, VAJRA VALMEJAR 11-4928, WOLVERINE 66-3871, BILLY GIBBONS
11-6251, DAISY JANUARY 14-3913, LUKARIAN LAMORAK 11-4841, and DIESEL 26-4277.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
ARKERS(8) 1 0 0 KATI-TEI(41) 1 1 0 KHALHUMS(53) 1 1 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 8 10 0 KRILL(44) 1 0 0 AMEN-TEI(63) 2 1 0
TOBIR(14) 2 4 0 ARDIVENT(46) 1 0 0 TARRGIR(66) 2 3 0
SOLVEN(22) 1 2 0 CAER(48) 1 0 0 BARIKALA(67) 1 0 0
CALEAM(26) 3 4 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 1 0 0 FIREHOLD(68) 2 0 0
ZENSU(40) 0 1 0 FRATSFA(52) 1 1 0 DWES EG(82) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CRAZY HORSE 8-3348 21 17 2 100 MERCENARY WARCKERS (715) ARKERS
MICHAEL HONORBLADE 11-3300 107 60 0 328 KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE (633) ARUAK CITY
PUSSYCAT 14-3701 55 63 1 197 THE DOGHOUSE (896) TOBIR
HOMELESS PRINCE 22-6012 31 20 1 170 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978) SOLVEN
VISION 26-1573 54 30 2 205 HEADBANGERS (9) CALEAM
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JUDAS PRIEST 40-3869 19 14 0 100 THAT 80'S METAL (945) ZENSU
ZEBRAWOOD 41-3595 58 43 0 212 ACTION TOYS (889) KATI-TEI
RED CEDAR 44-2451 35 33 0 195 SHERWOOD FOREST (809) KRILL
GOKU 46-3655 37 38 2 213 DRAGONBALL Z (944) ARDIVENT
HEATHER 48-3062 91 170 7 195 STARS (743) CAER
IRIADOR 50-2481 28 19 2 145 DRUID'S GROVE (983) SNOWBOUND
PYROTECHNICIAN 52-2847 22 19 1 135 THE FURIOUS FIVE (625) FRATSFA
STELLA BLUE 53-6167 32 20 1 223 PUERCO'S PINATA (669) KHALHUMS
SCHENDIRK 63-2054 76 103 2 196 WAYFARERS (782) AMEN-TEI
DEADPOOL 66-2274 81 81 7 284 X-FORCE (415) TARRGIR
BRUENOR BATTLEHAMME 67-917 80 74 3 213 FORGOTTEN REALMS (880) BARIKALA
PEPSI 68-8510 59 30 0 219 OVERWORLD (891) FIREHOLD
JESUS 82-5459 47 31 3 210 RISEN FROM THE DEAD (903) DWES EG