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Date   : 08/29/2005    Duedate: 09/10/2005

ANDORAK

DM-105    TURN-408

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 BOXES 60/929          142   39  3 78.5    8 TRIP OUT 30/969        50   55  1 47.6
    THE LAST STRAW V 71/1003                    VIEW ASKEW 11/981                     
  2 KNIGHTS OF VI 11/633  392  236  0 62.4    9 JUST CHILLIN 22/1004   15   19  0 44.1
    DEFENDERS OF VIRTUE 66/702               10 X-FORCE 66/415       1022 1352 14 43.0
  3-TOTEM 74/934         1073  769 16 58.3      RUBY DRAGONS 46/1006                  
    DEATH STUDS VIII 20/868                     SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/994             
    TACO GODS 40/198                            FORGOTTEN REALMS 67/880               
    DEATH STUDS VII 60/877                      DRAGONBALL Z 46/944                   
    DARK SIDE 43/970                            DRUID'S GROVE 50/983                  
  4-SUPERIOR FORC 68/971  462  338  2 57.8      SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/902                
    SUPERIOR FORCES 3201 82/975              11 WAYFARERS 63/782      495  799  7 38.3
  5 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 26/9  204  171  2 54.4      GOLDEN CANYON 26/741                  
    KELLUMBO'S KIDS 22/978                      THE DOGHOUSE 14/896                   
  6 ANDORIAN UNIV 66/846  351  331  4 51.5   12 THE DEATH SQUA 14/44  114  223  3 33.8
  7 WARCKERS 26/587       858  812  8 51.4      THE HEADCUTTERS II 11/939             
    INCARNATIONS 52/711                         CLASSIC ARCADE 28/1009                
    ACTION TOYS 41/889                          THAT 80'S METAL 40/945                
    MERCENARY WARCKERS 8/715                 13 CHAMPIONS OF  8/1010    1    2  0 33.3
    MONSTER CHILD 63/996                     14 MIKES 14/831          308  629  7 32.9
    WAR-C-KERS 11/1007                       15-T.P.S 27/631            2    5  0 28.6

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Zontani was going to do you a spy report extraordinaire, but who wants to listen 
to him?  Well, okay, that Carnival guy, but he's not here.  You can't vote if you 
don't show up.  Besides, he's a golem.  The real Zontani retired years ago, about two 
steps ahead of an assassin.

     So, let's take a look at these notes.  Thirty-three fights, but six of them 
involved standbys.  SIX!  That's ridiculous.  Someone's not showing up here, and I 
want you all to go and search the closets of your guildhouses, and the guildhouses 
near you, for the holdouts.
     Also, no one died, and I have to agree with Ms. Flamingo of Darkholm in this:  
You're not trying hard enough.  What's the good of merely STUNNING an enemy?  If you 
don't kill them the first time, you have to fight them again.  And again.  Okay, so 
some of these guys aren't enemies, exactly, but you have to PRACTICE being tough, you 
know.  It doesn't come naturally.  Well, maybe it does, until your mother catches you 
trying to eliminate your little brother (which I can ENTIRELY understand) and beats 
the heck out of you for it.  So you have to practice to get it back.  Once the Chaos 
War comes again, that willingness to kill may mean your life.  Work on it, you 
slackers.
     Your top dog, the whatchacallit, Tower Guard or Lord Marshall or whatever 
(sorry, but I can't remember, Duel2Dude?), got the most challenges.  Not that he 
fought someone who was challenging him.  No fools in that guildhouse!  How do you 
think he holds the title, eh?  Picking his fights, that's what he's doing.  That's so 
intelligent, he might almost be Delarquan.  Ah, and there were ten challenges in all, 
one of them a TV challenge.
     Kellumbo's Kids were avoided by the Warckers, who probably have good reason for 
this.  Just as with the challenging, this is part of picking your fights.  The idea, 
after all, is to WIN.

     Since I've got the time, and you have nothing better to do, here are a few notes 
on ALL your fights.  In case you weren't paying attention, or needed a little inside 
information which I just might happen to have.  Not that I pay that much attention to 
you Andorians, but then again, one can't know too much about one's past and future 
enemies....
     DAISY JANUARY (14-3913) (27-38-0,57) of THE DOGHOUSE fought VAN HELSING (11-
6338) (21-10-0,73) of SCARLET KNIGHTS II.  DAISY JANUARY was overpowered by VAN 
HELSING in an exciting 1 minute one-sided fray.  No surprise in this.  The January 
wench spends too much time talking.  Helsing, however, does no talking at all, and we 
may assume, possibly wrongly, but who knows?, that he's in the practice yards.
     EASY BREEZE (22-6173) (22-21-3,78) of JUST CHILLIN fought CHAOS WARRIOR (8-1779) 
(22-14-0,76) of CHAMPIONS OF STEEL.  EASY BREEZE was subdued by CHAOS WARRIOR in a 
crowd pleasing 1 minute match.  You see here the importance of names.  You Lord 
Protectors are being groomed to defeat the warriors of Chaos, but Easy Breeze, taking 
the "worry about it tomorrow" approach, lost and WILL LOSE to Chaos when the hammer 
comes down.  Do not stand next to this loser in the Final War.
     NO HURRY (22-6174) (20-23-0,71) of JUST CHILLIN fought WARDUKE (11-5930) (25-25-
2,46) of SCARLET KNIGHTS II.  NO HURRY devastated WARDUKE in a crowd pleasing 1 
minute one-sided duel.  Here again, a warrior who doesn't feel the urgency and 
importance of his mission suffers for it.  This is as it should be.  I expect to see 
these losers out there trying a LOT harder next time.
     MAYBE LATER (22-6176) (26-17-1,64) of JUST CHILLIN fought OHRLAM (105-2) (0-0-
0,60) of the Housewives of Talahya.  MAYBE LATER overpowered OHRLAM in a 1 minute 
brutal uneven bout.  This is meaningless.  Anyone should be able to beat a housewife.
     QUEENSRYCHE (40-3942) (15-13-0,37) of THAT 80'S METAL fought WHAT UP (22-6172) 
(27-16-3,87) of JUST CHILLIN.  QUEENSRYCHE was overpowered by WHAT UP in a 1 minute 
one-sided fight.  And glancing at the records of these two warriors (by courtesy so 
called), can you wonder at the outcome?

     ALBINO RAINBOW (11-6238) (17-19-1,94) of WAR-C-KERS fought KHORNE SHADOWSPAWN 
(46-3809) (28-13-1,71) of RUBY DRAGONS.  ALBINO RAINBOW was overpowered by KHORNE 
SHADOWSPAWN in a 1 minute one-sided match.  A classic match, in its way, with the 
forces of White being defeated by Shadow.  This is something you Andorians don't 
understand.  The Shadow is not going to go away if you make nice at it.  Better to 
bring on, if you must, a Color-Saturated Rainbow.
     DIESEL (26-4277) (22-33-0,102) of WARCKERS fought LUKARIAN LAMORAK (11-4841) 
(37-46-0,98) of SCARLET KNIGHTS.  DIESEL was defeated by LUKARIAN LAMORAK in an 
action packed 1 minute duel.  And what have we here?  An anti-technology campaign, 
perhaps?  This could be a good thing.  Technological developments should be 
scrutinized with the utmost care before being allowed to flourish.  Bigger-and-better 
does not always equal Good.
     SMITH (14-1282) (57-109-4,169) of MIKES fought CRAZY HORSE (8-3348) (26-26-
2,123) of MERCENARY WARCKERS.  SMITH was vanquished by CRAZY HORSE in a 1 minute one-
sided bout.  Take a note:  "The Mercenary Warckers may be worth hiring."  Better NOT 
to hire mercenaries, of course, as they are unreliable, but if you must do it, get 
the best.
     VAJRA VALMEJAR (11-4928) (33-45-0,152) of SCARLET KNIGHTS fought BERYL (105-26) 
(0-0-0,181) of the Housewives of Talahya.  VAJRA VALMEJAR overcame BERYL in a crowd 
pleasing 1 minute bout.  As noted before, anyone should be able to defeat a 
housewife.
     WARPATH (66-2926) (66-113-4,170) of X-FORCE fought MINOR MINER (26-3972) (30-34-
2,132) of GOLDEN CANYON.  WARPATH vanquished MINOR MINER in a 1 minute one-sided 
fray.  Minor, you are a fool.  Go back to mining, as you have no talent for battle.  
Besides, mining is a worthy career, for those who can do no beter.

     LUCIFER (52-3031) (22-23-1,180) of INCARNATIONS fought SANDS (11-4123) (47-81-
3,141) of SCARLET KNIGHTS.  LUCIFER subdued SANDS in an exciting 1 minute melee.  And 
just WHAT, one may wonder, was Sands doing during all those "fights" on his record?  
Not learning, that is clear.
     WARLOCK (66-2473) (77-125-2,191) of X-FORCE fought GUARDSMAN (105-8) (0-0-0,250) 
of the Housewives of Talahya.  WARLOCK won victory over GUARDSMAN in a popular 3 
minute fight.  As noted above....
     TALISMAN SHIELDGUARD (11-4304) (56-60-0,182) of SCARLET KNIGHTS fought BERYL 
(105-26) (0-0-0,181) of the Housewives of Talahya.  TALISMAN SHIELDGUARD overpowered 
BERYL in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.  Ditto.
     BRUENOR BATTLEHAMMER (67-917) (89-80-3,197) of FORGOTTEN REALMS fought GUARDSMAN 
(105-8) (0-0-0,250) of the Housewives of Talahya.  BRUENOR BATTLEHAMMER devastated 
GUARDSMAN in a popular 2 minute one-sided bout.  This is disgusting, Bruenor!  Are 
you a warrior, or a silly carpenter?
     PRONTO PONGO (26-3999) (51-49-2,184) of WARCKERS fought BLACKRAZOR (11-4091) 
(48-82-1,161) of SCARLET KNIGHTS.  PRONTO PONGO narrowly defeated BLACKRAZOR in an 
action packed 2 minute gruesome fray.  Tsk.  Never bring a razor to a fight when the 
other man has a longsword!

     VISION (26-1573) (62-37-2,203) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS fought GOKU (46-3655) (42-48-
2,196) of DRAGONBALL Z.  VISION savagely defeated GOKU in an action packed 4 minute 
brutal fight.  I find the proliferation of gokus puzzling.  What IS it with managers 
and the name "goku"?  Why not change it around, at the least, and use "kugo"?  And it 
still sounds like a pickle to me.
     GIMETHATSHIELD (26-1306) (61-51-1,209) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS fought ASEROTH (71-
2821) (48-29-0,199) of THE LAST STRAW V.  GIMETHATSHIELD was overpowered by ASEROTH 
in a 1 minute mismatched fight.  How is it that Aseroth has no kills to his credit?  
Is not his manager Delarquan?  Get out there and KILL these wimps!
     HOMELESS PRINCE (22-6012) (39-27-1,203) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS fought SALINE LAMORAK 
(11-4261) (44-75-0,194) of SCARLET KNIGHTS.  HOMELESS PRINCE was narrowly defeated by 
SALINE LAMORAK in an exciting 4 minute match.  Four minutes?  I can't stay excited 
for that long.  All this stepping to the right and circling to the left, the 
excitement of it just exhausts me.
     WOLVERINE (66-3871) (43-67-4,194) of X-FORCE fought MAXIMUS (22-5966) (42-26-
3,205) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS.  WOLVERINE was bested by MAXIMUS in a crowd pleasing 2 
minute gory brawl.  This was a respectable effort, Maximus.  Perhaps a "maximum" 
effort?  But you can't rest on your laurels (a prickly bed at best), as your 
opponents will (should) be practicing to improve.

     MONICA VIRTUESHIELD (11-3208) (131-58-0,247) of KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE fought NIXIE 
SEASPRITE (11-4992) (37-31-0,188) of SCARLET KNIGHTS.  MONICA VIRTUESHIELD devastated 
NIXIE SEASPRITE in an exciting 1 minute uneven duel.  Pardon me while I look at the 
respective records of these two "warriors" (it is not a woman's place to bear arms, 
mind you, not in a well-regulated world), and laugh.  Is the outcome a surprise to 
anyone?
     MICHAEL HONORBLADE (11-3300) (120-62-0,311) of KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE fought 
ZEBRAWOOD (41-3595) (66-49-2,196) of ACTION TOYS.  MICHAEL HONORBLADE slimly lost to 
ZEBRAWOOD in an action packed 4 minute gory fight.  For shame, Michael!  How COULD 
you lose to a striped horse with so much less experience?  What have you been doing 
with your time?
     CRYSTAL FIREBLADE (66-3153) (98-64-0,229) of DEFENDERS OF VIRTUE fought POETIC 
JUICE (66-2975) (35-22-0,195) of ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY.  CRYSTAL FIREBLADE demolished 
POETIC JUICE in a popular 3 minute mismatched match.  I should hope so!  But getting 
the juice stains out of the ushers' clothes may be a problem.  Don't let them charge 
you for that, Crystal.
     IRIADOR (50-2481) (38-24-2,225) of DRUID'S GROVE fought GUARDSMAN (105-8) (0-0-
0,250) of the Housewives of Talahya.  IRIADOR was demolished by GUARDSMAN in a 1 
minute mismatched competition.  Pah.

     The challenge matches:
     K. K. DOWNING (11-5655) (20-30-1,81) of THE HEADCUTTERS II challenged SKELOS 
(26-3897) (40-57-1,98) of GOLDEN CANYON.  Up 17.  K. K. DOWNING was handily defeated 
by SKELOS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.  This is what happens when you 
challenge up.  I hope it was worth it, KK.
     THE THING (14-4185) (27-11-0,92) of THE DEATH SQUAD challenged SNAKE CHARMER 
(22-6169) (31-10-0,126) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS.  Up 34.  THE THING was vanquished by 
SNAKE CHARMER in a 8 minute one-sided Challenge fight.  If it took eight minutes, how 
can it have been one-sided?  Somebody was scumming there.
     CENTIPEDE (28-3980) (17-9-0,97) of CLASSIC ARCADE challenged HUMMEL (14-1404) 
(53-111-2,123) of MIKES.  Up 26.  CENTIPEDE was viciously subdued by HUMMEL in a 
popular 3 minute Challenge duel.  Centipede, you're a fool.  Hummel would have 
shattered like cheap porcelain if you'd done your job properly.
     SONIC TACO (30-4337) (24-18-1,131) of TRIP OUT challenged CONNOR MACLEOD (11-
5532) (38-30-0,150) of SCARLET KNIGHTS II.  Up 19.  SONIC TACO overcame CONNOR 
MACLEOD in an action packed 3 minute Challenge melee.  No doubt people were impressed 
by this, but I have to ask:  Is there such a thing as a really good taco?

     FUNKY ELVIS (30-2754) (31-22-1,167) of TRIP OUT challenged ERICKA BEARICKA (63-
2461) (25-24-0,172) of MONSTER CHILD.  Up 5.  FUNKY ELVIS overpowered ERICKA BEARICKA 
in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.  This Elvis character appears to be almost 
Adantri in his choice of clothing.  I don't recall having seen sequined armor 
anywhere except Lirin Kiv before.
     POSITIVE (26-3633) (111-84-0,190) of WARCKERS challenged ZERO THE HERO (14-4129) 
(28-13-1,193) of THE DEATH SQUAD.  Up 3.  POSITIVE unbelievably bested ZERO THE HERO 
in a popular 2 minute Challenge duel.  Ah, you Andorians!  That blind adherence to 
the letter of the definition of down-challenging.  It's amusing.
     ATROPHY (14-4034) (24-22-1,192) of THE DEATH SQUAD challenged SCHENDIRK (63-
2054) (82-112-2,202) of WAYFARERS.  Up 10.  ATROPHY was overpowered by SCHENDIRK in a 
1 minute mismatched Challenge match.  And, on the face of it, what else could have 
been expected?
     FREE BOX (60-4964) (27-17-1,235) of BOXES challenged MARS (52-2609) (100-69-
0,250) of INCARNATIONS.  Up 15.  FREE BOX was overpowered by MARS in a 1 minute 
mismatched Challenge duel.  Yes, well, you know the saying:  You get what you pay 
for.  And a FREE box can't be all that sturdy, can it?

     The sole TV challenge:  BEAVIS (14-3996) (24-25-4,202) of THE DEATH SQUAD TV 
challenged CRISSY (11-4993) (29-20-2,214) of VIEW ASKEW.  Up 12.  BEAVIS devastated 
CRISSY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.  Naturally.  How do you think Beavis 
GOT the TV to challenge with?  Practice, practice, practice, and a little intelligent 
bloodlust.

     And for the title:  JOE SATRIANI (11-4422) (34-36-2,312) of THE HEADCUTTERS II 
challenged PUSSYCAT (14-3701) (62-71-1,239) of THE DOGHOUSE.  Down 73.  Quite 
Delarquan, really.  JOE SATRIANI vanquished PUSSYCAT in an exciting 1 minute uneven 
Challenge Title battle.  My congratulations to Joe, who knows that it's the win that 
counts.

                                       Ketchum

THE KING'S SENTINEL           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JOE SATRIANI 11-4422        35  36  2  323  THE HEADCUTTERS II (939)   ARUAK CITY

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MARS 52-2609               101  69  0  266  INCARNATIONS (711)         FRATSFA
 MONICA VIRTUESHIEL 11-3208 132  58  0  258  KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE (633)    ARUAK CITY
 CRYSTAL FIREBLADE 66-3153   99  64  0  248  DEFENDERS OF VIRTUE (702)  TARRGIR
 ZEBRAWOOD 41-3595           67  49  2  235  ACTION TOYS (889)          KATI-TEI
 BEAVIS 14-3996              25  25  4  218  THE DEATH SQUAD (44)       TOBIR
 ASEROTH 71-2821             49  29  0  216  THE LAST STRAW V (1003)    KYR'TERR
 BRUENOR BATTLEHAMME 67-917  90  80  3  212  FORGOTTEN REALMS (880)     BARIKALA
 SCHENDIRK 63-2054           83 112  2  211  WAYFARERS (782)            AMEN-TEI
 SALINE LAMORAK 11-4261      45  75  0  211  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 VISION 26-1573              63  37  2  210  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (9)        CALEAM
 MAXIMUS 22-5966             43  26  3  209  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978)      SOLVEN
-THE PINK RANGER 68-9166     42  37  1  209  SUPERIOR FORCES X (971)    FIREHOLD
 POSITIVE 26-3633           112  84  0  206  WARCKERS (587)             CALEAM
-WOOHOO-WOOHOO! 40-3504      36  25  0  205  TACO GODS (198)            ZENSU

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-CARNAGE XIX 20-3386         56  24  1  203  DEATH STUDS VIII (868)     SEAM
 WARLOCK 66-2473             78 125  2  202  X-FORCE (415)              TARRGIR
 GOKU 46-3655                42  49  2  202  DRAGONBALL Z (944)         ARDIVENT
-DAIN BRAMAGE 14-3935        33  23  2  202  THE DEATH SQUAD (44)       TOBIR
 MICHAEL HONORBLADE 11-3300 120  63  0  201  KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE (633)    ARUAK CITY
 NIXIE SEASPRITE 11-4992     37  32  0  200  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
 WOLVERINE 66-3871           43  68  4  198  X-FORCE (415)              TARRGIR
 FREE BOX 60-4964            27  18  1  198  BOXES (929)                ARADI
 POETIC JUICE 66-2975        35  23  0  196  ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY (846)  TARRGIR
 ZERO THE HERO 14-4129       28  14  1  196  THE DEATH SQUAD (44)       TOBIR
 HOMELESS PRINCE 22-6012     39  28  1  195  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978)      SOLVEN
 GIMETHATSHIELD 26-1306      61  52  1  194  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (9)        CALEAM
 TALISMAN SHIELDGUA 11-4304  57  60  0  193  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
-SHERRI 82-15114             25  21  1  193  SUPERIOR FORCES 3201 (975) DWES EG
 PUSSYCAT 14-3701            62  72  1  190  THE DOGHOUSE (896)         TOBIR
 IRIADOR 50-2481             38  25  2  190  DRUID'S GROVE (983)        SNOWBOUND
 CRISSY 11-4993              29  21  2  190  VIEW ASKEW (981)           ARUAK CITY
-BLITZKRIEG XXIII 60-5503    24  18  1  187  DEATH STUDS VII (877)      ARADI
 PRONTO PONGO 26-3999        52  49  2  186  WARCKERS (587)             CALEAM
 ATROPHY 14-4034             24  23  1  184  THE DEATH SQUAD (44)       TOBIR
-STORM LXV 60-4972           31  14  0  183  DEATH STUDS VII (877)      ARADI
 FUNKY ELVIS 30-2754         32  22  1  182  TRIP OUT (969)             IAYE
 LUCIFER 52-3031             23  23  1  182  INCARNATIONS (711)         FRATSFA

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-GREAT BEAR 74-2851          28  20  0  173  TOTEM (934)                DAYLA KIV
 WARPATH 66-2926             67 113  4  172  X-FORCE (415)              TARRGIR
 VAJRA VALMEJAR 11-4928      34  45  0  172  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
 BLACKRAZOR 11-4091          48  83  1  164  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
 ERICKA BEARICKA 63-2461     25  25  0  162  MONSTER CHILD (996)        AMEN-TEI
 CRAZY HORSE 8-3348          27  26  2  156  MERCENARY WARCKERS (715)   ARKERS
 SONIC TACO 30-4337          25  18  1  151  TRIP OUT (969)             IAYE

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SANDS 11-4123               47  82  3  147  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
 CONNOR MACLEOD 11-5532      38  31  0  140  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (994)   ARUAK CITY
 SMITH 14-1282               57 110  4  136  MIKES (831)                TOBIR
 SNAKE CHARMER 22-6169       32  10  0  135  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978)      SOLVEN
 MINOR MINER 26-3972         30  35  2  132  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 HUMMEL 14-1404              54 111  2  128  MIKES (831)                TOBIR
-BABY 43-2863                23  21  2  125  DARK SIDE (970)            VEASTIAN
-LEADFOOT 40-3516            21  12  0  112  TACO GODS (198)            ZENSU
 LUKARIAN LAMORAK 11-4841    38  46  0  106  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
 SKELOS 26-3897              41  57  1  105  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-TALENTED PSYCHO 27-2740     18  12  0   99  T.P.S (631)                POINT
 CENTIPEDE 28-3980           17  10  0   99  CLASSIC ARCADE (1009)      MORYA
 THE THING 14-4185           27  12  0   96  THE DEATH SQUAD (44)       TOBIR
 DIESEL 26-4277              22  34  0   95  WARCKERS (587)             CALEAM
 KHORNE SHADOWSPAWN 46-3809  29  13  1   93  RUBY DRAGONS (1006)        ARDIVENT

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WHAT UP 22-6172             28  16  3   89  JUST CHILLIN (1004)        SOLVEN
-DEAD MAN WALKING 14-4220    22   9  1   85  THE DEATH SQUAD (44)       TOBIR
 CHAOS WARRIOR 8-1779        23  14  0   83  CHAMPIONS OF STEEL (1010)  ARKERS
 VAN HELSING 11-6338         22  10  0   80  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (994)   ARUAK CITY
 NO HURRY 22-6174            21  23  0   76  JUST CHILLIN (1004)        SOLVEN
 ALBINO RAINBOW 11-6238      17  20  1   76  WAR-C-KERS (1007)          ARUAK CITY
 EASY BREEZE 22-6173         22  22  3   75  JUST CHILLIN (1004)        SOLVEN
 K. K. DOWNING 11-5655       20  31  1   75  THE HEADCUTTERS II (939)   ARUAK CITY
 MAYBE LATER 22-6176         27  17  1   73  JUST CHILLIN (1004)        SOLVEN
-VISIGOTH 14-4214            21  13  1   70  THE DEATH SQUAD (44)       TOBIR

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-TYPICAL PACIFIST 27-2737    19  16  0   63  T.P.S (631)                POINT
-MINISTRY 40-3993             8   2  0   57  TACO GODS (198)            ZENSU
 DAISY JANUARY 14-3913       27  39  0   54  THE DOGHOUSE (896)         TOBIR
-HAYWOOD JAB 14-4238         15   7  1   53  THE DEATH SQUAD (44)       TOBIR
 QUEENSRYCHE 40-3942         15  14  0   43  THAT 80'S METAL (945)      ZENSU
 WARDUKE 11-5930             25  26  2   42  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (994)   ARUAK CITY

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Positive -- They do say it's important to keep positive thoughts, and I was 
positively sure I could defeat you.  This time, anyway.  About next time, well, we'll 
see, won't we? -- Pussycat

Michael Honorblade -- As always, it is an honor to meet you on the sands, even when I 
don't have much of a chance.  Join me for a drink this evening? -- Schendirk

Talisman Shieldguard -- I didn't need that, you sinister elf. -- Minor Miner

Warduke -- Damn the crowd for butting in on our match, eh? -- Skelos

Khorn Shadowspawn -- I have a natural aversion to association in ANY way with those 
who are born of shadows and Old Night. -- Daisy January

4 August 2005
Ladies and Gentlemen...The Announcement You Have All Been Waiting For Is Here!!!!!!!!

ZalCon3...The Rebirth!!!!!!! 

The Rules Are Simple, The Prizes Are Awesome, The Competition Fierce!

Where:  Dullens (DM13)  When:  October 8th, 2005

The Rules:
Every Manager Must DA Their Entire Team On The First Turn They Enter The Contest.
All Warriors DA'd In This Manner MUST Be At Zero FE And May Fight In The Contest If
They Live.  The Style Of The Warrior Must Be Present In The Name In A Non Ambiguous
Manner, Standard Abbreviations Accepted.  Scoring Starts On The 3rd Turn Of The
Contest Which Will Also Be The First Turn After The October Mail In.  Dead Warriors
May Be Entered From The Contest To Dead Apprentices ONLY--And With Zero FE!!!!!  All
Living Warriors May Be Entered Into Rookies or Apprentices For The October Mail In.

Scoring:
 1 Point For Each Win.
 1 Point For Each Kill.
-1 Point For Each Loss.
-1 Point For Each Death.

Categories:
Ultimate Style Master:  Warrior Of Any Style With The Most Style Master Points.
Top Team:  Team With The Most Points At The End Of The Contest.
Top Warrior:  Warrior With The Most Points At The End Of The Contest.
MVP Team:  Team With The Most Free Fight Awards At The End Of The Contest.
MVP Warrior:  Warrior With The Most Free Fight Awards At The End Of The Contest.
Style Master:  Warrior With The Most Points Vs. Style In Each Style At The End Of The
               Contest.
Warrior Top 11:  Next 10 Top Point Gaining Warriors At The End Of The Contest.
Iron Manager:  Any Manager With 100 Fights During The Contest (20 Turns Plus 2 Pre

               Turns).
***Special Category*** An Additional Top Team Award Will Be Granted For Each 5 Iron
Manager Awards Starting At 6.

Prizes:
Ultimate Style Master, Top Team, Top Warrior:  +1 To Bonus, Damage Bump, Free Train
                                              Or Learn 2 Skills, Favorites Knowledge.
MVP Team And MVP Warrior:  20 Rollups.
Style Master:  +1 To Bonus.
Warrior Top 11:  Free Train Or Learn 2 Skills. 
Iron Manager:  +1 To Bonus.

Please Contact Zalgor Prigg Via Diplo (Armor & Weapons DM102) or Email
(zalgor@hotmail.com) Should You Have Any Questions Or Wish A Free Team Rollup To Dark
Arena On Turn 1.

Disclaimer:  All Prizes Are To Be Used On Contest Team Only And Are Non Transferable.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BEAVIS devastated CRISSY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
JOE SATRIANI vanquished PUSSYCAT in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge Title battle.
FREE BOX was overpowered by MARS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
ATROPHY was overpowered by SCHENDIRK in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
POSITIVE unbelievably bested ZERO THE HERO in a popular 2 minute Challenge duel.
FUNKY ELVIS overpowered ERICKA BEARICKA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
SONIC TACO overcame CONNOR MACLEOD in a action packed 3 minute Challenge melee.
CENTIPEDE was viciously subdued by HUMMEL in a popular 3 minute Challenge duel.
THE THING was vanquished by SNAKE CHARMER in a 8 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
K. K. DOWNING was handily defeated by SKELOS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
IRIADOR was demolished by GUARDSMAN in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
CRYSTAL FIREBLADE demolished POETIC JUICE in a popular 3 minute mismatched match.
MICHAEL HONORBLADE slimly lost to ZEBRAWOOD in a action packed 4 minute gory fight.
MONICA VIRTUESHIELD devastated NIXIE SEASPRITE in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel.
WOLVERINE was bested by MAXIMUS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory brawl.
HOMELESS PRINCE was narrowly defeated by SALINE LAMORAK in a exciting 4 minute match.
GIMETHATSHIELD was overpowered by ASEROTH in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
VISION savagely defeated GOKU in a action packed 4 minute brutal fight.
PRONTO PONGO narrowly defeated BLACKRAZOR in a action packed 2 minute gruesome fray.
BRUENOR BATTLEHAMMER devastated GUARDSMAN in a popular 2 minute one-sided bout.
TALISMAN SHIELDGUARD overpowered BERYL in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
WARLOCK won victory over GUARDSMAN in a popular 3 minute fight.
LUCIFER subdued SANDS in a exciting 1 minute melee.
WARPATH vanquished MINOR MINER in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
VAJRA VALMEJAR overcame BERYL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
SMITH was vanquished by CRAZY HORSE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
DIESEL was defeated by LUKARIAN LAMORAK in a action packed 1 minute duel.
ALBINO RAINBOW was overpowered by KHORNE SHADOWSPAWN in a 1 minute one-sided match.
QUEENSRYCHE was overpowered by WHAT UP in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MAYBE LATER overpowered OHRLAM in a 1 minute brutal uneven bout.
NO HURRY devastated WARDUKE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
EASY BREEZE was subdued by CHAOS WARRIOR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
DAISY JANUARY was overpowered by VAN HELSING in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fray.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  13         PARRY-LUNGE       17 -  12 -  0      59  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    9         TOTAL PARRY       47 -  34 -  0      58  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      8         PARRY-RIPOSTE     17 -  13 -  0      57  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  8         LUNGING ATTACK    80 -  64 -  1      56  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         BASHING ATTACK     7 -   6 -  0      54  |
|AIMED BLOW                       6         STRIKING ATTACK   26 -  24 -  0      52  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         WALL OF STEEL     46 -  48 -  3      49  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         AIMED BLOW        23 -  31 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-STRIKE      10 -  14 -  0      42  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         SLASHING ATTACK   26 -  49 -  0      35  |

Turn 408 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        6 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      4 -  5         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     9 -  4     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  2         3  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  1     AIMED BLOW         0 -  6         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  2                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  4     
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   JOE SATRIANI 11-4422       35  36  2  323 THE HEADCUTTERS II (939)
WALL OF STEEL    MONICA VIRTUESHIE 11-3208 132  58  0  258 KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE (633)
PARRY-STRIKE     SCHENDIRK 63-2054          83 112  2  211 WAYFARERS (782)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SALINE LAMORAK 11-4261     45  75  0  211 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)
TOTAL PARRY      VISION 26-1573             63  37  2  210 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (9)
AIMED BLOW       GOKU 46-3655               42  49  2  202 DRAGONBALL Z (944)
SLASHING ATTACK  WOLVERINE 66-3871          43  68  4  198 X-FORCE (415)
STRIKING ATTACK  HOMELESS PRINCE 22-6012    39  28  1  195 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978)
BASHING ATTACK   CRAZY HORSE 8-3348         27  26  2  156 MERCENARY WARCKERS (715)
PARRY-LUNGE      CONNOR MACLEOD 11-5532     38  31  0  140 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (994)

The overall popularity leader is MARS 52-2609.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was GOKU 46-3655.  The ten other most popular fighters were ZERO THE HERO 14-4129, 
VISION 26-1573, WOLVERINE 66-3871, SALINE LAMORAK 11-4261, CRYSTAL FIREBLADE 66-3153, 
ZEBRAWOOD 41-3595, CONNOR MACLEOD 11-5532, HUMMEL 14-1404, HOMELESS PRINCE 22-6012, 
and PRONTO PONGO 26-3999.

The least popular fighter this week was THE THING 14-4185.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were QUEENSRYCHE 40-3942, ALBINO RAINBOW 11-6238, SMITH 14-1282, 
MINOR MINER 26-3972, ERICKA BEARICKA 63-2461, CRISSY 11-4993, DAISY JANUARY 14-3913, 
WARDUKE 11-5930, GIMETHATSHIELD 26-1306, and NIXIE SEASPRITE 11-4992.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
ARKERS(8)            2  0 0  IAYE(30)             2  0 0  ARADI(60)            0  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       7  9 0  ZENSU(40)            0  1 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         1  1 0  
TOBIR(14)            2  6 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  0 0  TARRGIR(66)          3  2 0  
SOLVEN(22)           5  2 0  ARDIVENT(46)         1  1 0  BARIKALA(67)         1  0 0  
CALEAM(26)           4  3 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        0  1 0  KYR'TERR(71)         1  0 0  
MORYA(28)            0  1 0  FRATSFA(52)          2  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CRAZY HORSE 8-3348          27  26  2  156  MERCENARY WARCKERS (715)   ARKERS
 JOE SATRIANI 11-4422        35  36  2  323  THE HEADCUTTERS II (939)   ARUAK CITY
 BEAVIS 14-3996              25  25  4  218  THE DEATH SQUAD (44)       TOBIR

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MAXIMUS 22-5966             43  26  3  209  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978)      SOLVEN
 VISION 26-1573              63  37  2  210  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (9)        CALEAM
 CENTIPEDE 28-3980           17  10  0   99  CLASSIC ARCADE (1009)      MORYA
 FUNKY ELVIS 30-2754         32  22  1  182  TRIP OUT (969)             IAYE
 QUEENSRYCHE 40-3942         15  14  0   43  THAT 80'S METAL (945)      ZENSU
 ZEBRAWOOD 41-3595           67  49  2  235  ACTION TOYS (889)          KATI-TEI
 GOKU 46-3655                42  49  2  202  DRAGONBALL Z (944)         ARDIVENT
 IRIADOR 50-2481             38  25  2  190  DRUID'S GROVE (983)        SNOWBOUND
 MARS 52-2609               101  69  0  266  INCARNATIONS (711)         FRATSFA
 FREE BOX 60-4964            27  18  1  198  BOXES (929)                ARADI
 SCHENDIRK 63-2054           83 112  2  211  WAYFARERS (782)            AMEN-TEI
 CRYSTAL FIREBLADE 66-3153   99  64  0  248  DEFENDERS OF VIRTUE (702)  TARRGIR
 BRUENOR BATTLEHAMME 67-917  90  80  3  212  FORGOTTEN REALMS (880)     BARIKALA
 ASEROTH 71-2821             49  29  0  216  THE LAST STRAW V (1003)    KYR'TERR