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Date : 08/29/2005 Duedate: 09/10/2005
ANDORAK
DM-105 TURN-408
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 BOXES 60/929 142 39 3 78.5 8 TRIP OUT 30/969 50 55 1 47.6
THE LAST STRAW V 71/1003 VIEW ASKEW 11/981
2 KNIGHTS OF VI 11/633 392 236 0 62.4 9 JUST CHILLIN 22/1004 15 19 0 44.1
DEFENDERS OF VIRTUE 66/702 10 X-FORCE 66/415 1022 1352 14 43.0
3-TOTEM 74/934 1073 769 16 58.3 RUBY DRAGONS 46/1006
DEATH STUDS VIII 20/868 SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/994
TACO GODS 40/198 FORGOTTEN REALMS 67/880
DEATH STUDS VII 60/877 DRAGONBALL Z 46/944
DARK SIDE 43/970 DRUID'S GROVE 50/983
4-SUPERIOR FORC 68/971 462 338 2 57.8 SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/902
SUPERIOR FORCES 3201 82/975 11 WAYFARERS 63/782 495 799 7 38.3
5 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 26/9 204 171 2 54.4 GOLDEN CANYON 26/741
KELLUMBO'S KIDS 22/978 THE DOGHOUSE 14/896
6 ANDORIAN UNIV 66/846 351 331 4 51.5 12 THE DEATH SQUA 14/44 114 223 3 33.8
7 WARCKERS 26/587 858 812 8 51.4 THE HEADCUTTERS II 11/939
INCARNATIONS 52/711 CLASSIC ARCADE 28/1009
ACTION TOYS 41/889 THAT 80'S METAL 40/945
MERCENARY WARCKERS 8/715 13 CHAMPIONS OF 8/1010 1 2 0 33.3
MONSTER CHILD 63/996 14 MIKES 14/831 308 629 7 32.9
WAR-C-KERS 11/1007 15-T.P.S 27/631 2 5 0 28.6
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Zontani was going to do you a spy report extraordinaire, but who wants to listen
to him? Well, okay, that Carnival guy, but he's not here. You can't vote if you
don't show up. Besides, he's a golem. The real Zontani retired years ago, about two
steps ahead of an assassin.
So, let's take a look at these notes. Thirty-three fights, but six of them
involved standbys. SIX! That's ridiculous. Someone's not showing up here, and I
want you all to go and search the closets of your guildhouses, and the guildhouses
near you, for the holdouts.
Also, no one died, and I have to agree with Ms. Flamingo of Darkholm in this:
You're not trying hard enough. What's the good of merely STUNNING an enemy? If you
don't kill them the first time, you have to fight them again. And again. Okay, so
some of these guys aren't enemies, exactly, but you have to PRACTICE being tough, you
know. It doesn't come naturally. Well, maybe it does, until your mother catches you
trying to eliminate your little brother (which I can ENTIRELY understand) and beats
the heck out of you for it. So you have to practice to get it back. Once the Chaos
War comes again, that willingness to kill may mean your life. Work on it, you
slackers.
Your top dog, the whatchacallit, Tower Guard or Lord Marshall or whatever
(sorry, but I can't remember, Duel2Dude?), got the most challenges. Not that he
fought someone who was challenging him. No fools in that guildhouse! How do you
think he holds the title, eh? Picking his fights, that's what he's doing. That's so
intelligent, he might almost be Delarquan. Ah, and there were ten challenges in all,
one of them a TV challenge.
Kellumbo's Kids were avoided by the Warckers, who probably have good reason for
this. Just as with the challenging, this is part of picking your fights. The idea,
after all, is to WIN.
Since I've got the time, and you have nothing better to do, here are a few notes
on ALL your fights. In case you weren't paying attention, or needed a little inside
information which I just might happen to have. Not that I pay that much attention to
you Andorians, but then again, one can't know too much about one's past and future
enemies....
DAISY JANUARY (14-3913) (27-38-0,57) of THE DOGHOUSE fought VAN HELSING (11-
6338) (21-10-0,73) of SCARLET KNIGHTS II. DAISY JANUARY was overpowered by VAN
HELSING in an exciting 1 minute one-sided fray. No surprise in this. The January
wench spends too much time talking. Helsing, however, does no talking at all, and we
may assume, possibly wrongly, but who knows?, that he's in the practice yards.
EASY BREEZE (22-6173) (22-21-3,78) of JUST CHILLIN fought CHAOS WARRIOR (8-1779)
(22-14-0,76) of CHAMPIONS OF STEEL. EASY BREEZE was subdued by CHAOS WARRIOR in a
crowd pleasing 1 minute match. You see here the importance of names. You Lord
Protectors are being groomed to defeat the warriors of Chaos, but Easy Breeze, taking
the "worry about it tomorrow" approach, lost and WILL LOSE to Chaos when the hammer
comes down. Do not stand next to this loser in the Final War.
NO HURRY (22-6174) (20-23-0,71) of JUST CHILLIN fought WARDUKE (11-5930) (25-25-
2,46) of SCARLET KNIGHTS II. NO HURRY devastated WARDUKE in a crowd pleasing 1
minute one-sided duel. Here again, a warrior who doesn't feel the urgency and
importance of his mission suffers for it. This is as it should be. I expect to see
these losers out there trying a LOT harder next time.
MAYBE LATER (22-6176) (26-17-1,64) of JUST CHILLIN fought OHRLAM (105-2) (0-0-
0,60) of the Housewives of Talahya. MAYBE LATER overpowered OHRLAM in a 1 minute
brutal uneven bout. This is meaningless. Anyone should be able to beat a housewife.
QUEENSRYCHE (40-3942) (15-13-0,37) of THAT 80'S METAL fought WHAT UP (22-6172)
(27-16-3,87) of JUST CHILLIN. QUEENSRYCHE was overpowered by WHAT UP in a 1 minute
one-sided fight. And glancing at the records of these two warriors (by courtesy so
called), can you wonder at the outcome?
ALBINO RAINBOW (11-6238) (17-19-1,94) of WAR-C-KERS fought KHORNE SHADOWSPAWN
(46-3809) (28-13-1,71) of RUBY DRAGONS. ALBINO RAINBOW was overpowered by KHORNE
SHADOWSPAWN in a 1 minute one-sided match. A classic match, in its way, with the
forces of White being defeated by Shadow. This is something you Andorians don't
understand. The Shadow is not going to go away if you make nice at it. Better to
bring on, if you must, a Color-Saturated Rainbow.
DIESEL (26-4277) (22-33-0,102) of WARCKERS fought LUKARIAN LAMORAK (11-4841)
(37-46-0,98) of SCARLET KNIGHTS. DIESEL was defeated by LUKARIAN LAMORAK in an
action packed 1 minute duel. And what have we here? An anti-technology campaign,
perhaps? This could be a good thing. Technological developments should be
scrutinized with the utmost care before being allowed to flourish. Bigger-and-better
does not always equal Good.
SMITH (14-1282) (57-109-4,169) of MIKES fought CRAZY HORSE (8-3348) (26-26-
2,123) of MERCENARY WARCKERS. SMITH was vanquished by CRAZY HORSE in a 1 minute one-
sided bout. Take a note: "The Mercenary Warckers may be worth hiring." Better NOT
to hire mercenaries, of course, as they are unreliable, but if you must do it, get
the best.
VAJRA VALMEJAR (11-4928) (33-45-0,152) of SCARLET KNIGHTS fought BERYL (105-26)
(0-0-0,181) of the Housewives of Talahya. VAJRA VALMEJAR overcame BERYL in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute bout. As noted before, anyone should be able to defeat a
housewife.
WARPATH (66-2926) (66-113-4,170) of X-FORCE fought MINOR MINER (26-3972) (30-34-
2,132) of GOLDEN CANYON. WARPATH vanquished MINOR MINER in a 1 minute one-sided
fray. Minor, you are a fool. Go back to mining, as you have no talent for battle.
Besides, mining is a worthy career, for those who can do no beter.
LUCIFER (52-3031) (22-23-1,180) of INCARNATIONS fought SANDS (11-4123) (47-81-
3,141) of SCARLET KNIGHTS. LUCIFER subdued SANDS in an exciting 1 minute melee. And
just WHAT, one may wonder, was Sands doing during all those "fights" on his record?
Not learning, that is clear.
WARLOCK (66-2473) (77-125-2,191) of X-FORCE fought GUARDSMAN (105-8) (0-0-0,250)
of the Housewives of Talahya. WARLOCK won victory over GUARDSMAN in a popular 3
minute fight. As noted above....
TALISMAN SHIELDGUARD (11-4304) (56-60-0,182) of SCARLET KNIGHTS fought BERYL
(105-26) (0-0-0,181) of the Housewives of Talahya. TALISMAN SHIELDGUARD overpowered
BERYL in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel. Ditto.
BRUENOR BATTLEHAMMER (67-917) (89-80-3,197) of FORGOTTEN REALMS fought GUARDSMAN
(105-8) (0-0-0,250) of the Housewives of Talahya. BRUENOR BATTLEHAMMER devastated
GUARDSMAN in a popular 2 minute one-sided bout. This is disgusting, Bruenor! Are
you a warrior, or a silly carpenter?
PRONTO PONGO (26-3999) (51-49-2,184) of WARCKERS fought BLACKRAZOR (11-4091)
(48-82-1,161) of SCARLET KNIGHTS. PRONTO PONGO narrowly defeated BLACKRAZOR in an
action packed 2 minute gruesome fray. Tsk. Never bring a razor to a fight when the
other man has a longsword!
VISION (26-1573) (62-37-2,203) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS fought GOKU (46-3655) (42-48-
2,196) of DRAGONBALL Z. VISION savagely defeated GOKU in an action packed 4 minute
brutal fight. I find the proliferation of gokus puzzling. What IS it with managers
and the name "goku"? Why not change it around, at the least, and use "kugo"? And it
still sounds like a pickle to me.
GIMETHATSHIELD (26-1306) (61-51-1,209) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS fought ASEROTH (71-
2821) (48-29-0,199) of THE LAST STRAW V. GIMETHATSHIELD was overpowered by ASEROTH
in a 1 minute mismatched fight. How is it that Aseroth has no kills to his credit?
Is not his manager Delarquan? Get out there and KILL these wimps!
HOMELESS PRINCE (22-6012) (39-27-1,203) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS fought SALINE LAMORAK
(11-4261) (44-75-0,194) of SCARLET KNIGHTS. HOMELESS PRINCE was narrowly defeated by
SALINE LAMORAK in an exciting 4 minute match. Four minutes? I can't stay excited
for that long. All this stepping to the right and circling to the left, the
excitement of it just exhausts me.
WOLVERINE (66-3871) (43-67-4,194) of X-FORCE fought MAXIMUS (22-5966) (42-26-
3,205) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS. WOLVERINE was bested by MAXIMUS in a crowd pleasing 2
minute gory brawl. This was a respectable effort, Maximus. Perhaps a "maximum"
effort? But you can't rest on your laurels (a prickly bed at best), as your
opponents will (should) be practicing to improve.
MONICA VIRTUESHIELD (11-3208) (131-58-0,247) of KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE fought NIXIE
SEASPRITE (11-4992) (37-31-0,188) of SCARLET KNIGHTS. MONICA VIRTUESHIELD devastated
NIXIE SEASPRITE in an exciting 1 minute uneven duel. Pardon me while I look at the
respective records of these two "warriors" (it is not a woman's place to bear arms,
mind you, not in a well-regulated world), and laugh. Is the outcome a surprise to
anyone?
MICHAEL HONORBLADE (11-3300) (120-62-0,311) of KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE fought
ZEBRAWOOD (41-3595) (66-49-2,196) of ACTION TOYS. MICHAEL HONORBLADE slimly lost to
ZEBRAWOOD in an action packed 4 minute gory fight. For shame, Michael! How COULD
you lose to a striped horse with so much less experience? What have you been doing
with your time?
CRYSTAL FIREBLADE (66-3153) (98-64-0,229) of DEFENDERS OF VIRTUE fought POETIC
JUICE (66-2975) (35-22-0,195) of ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY. CRYSTAL FIREBLADE demolished
POETIC JUICE in a popular 3 minute mismatched match. I should hope so! But getting
the juice stains out of the ushers' clothes may be a problem. Don't let them charge
you for that, Crystal.
IRIADOR (50-2481) (38-24-2,225) of DRUID'S GROVE fought GUARDSMAN (105-8) (0-0-
0,250) of the Housewives of Talahya. IRIADOR was demolished by GUARDSMAN in a 1
minute mismatched competition. Pah.
The challenge matches:
K. K. DOWNING (11-5655) (20-30-1,81) of THE HEADCUTTERS II challenged SKELOS
(26-3897) (40-57-1,98) of GOLDEN CANYON. Up 17. K. K. DOWNING was handily defeated
by SKELOS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout. This is what happens when you
challenge up. I hope it was worth it, KK.
THE THING (14-4185) (27-11-0,92) of THE DEATH SQUAD challenged SNAKE CHARMER
(22-6169) (31-10-0,126) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS. Up 34. THE THING was vanquished by
SNAKE CHARMER in a 8 minute one-sided Challenge fight. If it took eight minutes, how
can it have been one-sided? Somebody was scumming there.
CENTIPEDE (28-3980) (17-9-0,97) of CLASSIC ARCADE challenged HUMMEL (14-1404)
(53-111-2,123) of MIKES. Up 26. CENTIPEDE was viciously subdued by HUMMEL in a
popular 3 minute Challenge duel. Centipede, you're a fool. Hummel would have
shattered like cheap porcelain if you'd done your job properly.
SONIC TACO (30-4337) (24-18-1,131) of TRIP OUT challenged CONNOR MACLEOD (11-
5532) (38-30-0,150) of SCARLET KNIGHTS II. Up 19. SONIC TACO overcame CONNOR
MACLEOD in an action packed 3 minute Challenge melee. No doubt people were impressed
by this, but I have to ask: Is there such a thing as a really good taco?
FUNKY ELVIS (30-2754) (31-22-1,167) of TRIP OUT challenged ERICKA BEARICKA (63-
2461) (25-24-0,172) of MONSTER CHILD. Up 5. FUNKY ELVIS overpowered ERICKA BEARICKA
in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl. This Elvis character appears to be almost
Adantri in his choice of clothing. I don't recall having seen sequined armor
anywhere except Lirin Kiv before.
POSITIVE (26-3633) (111-84-0,190) of WARCKERS challenged ZERO THE HERO (14-4129)
(28-13-1,193) of THE DEATH SQUAD. Up 3. POSITIVE unbelievably bested ZERO THE HERO
in a popular 2 minute Challenge duel. Ah, you Andorians! That blind adherence to
the letter of the definition of down-challenging. It's amusing.
ATROPHY (14-4034) (24-22-1,192) of THE DEATH SQUAD challenged SCHENDIRK (63-
2054) (82-112-2,202) of WAYFARERS. Up 10. ATROPHY was overpowered by SCHENDIRK in a
1 minute mismatched Challenge match. And, on the face of it, what else could have
been expected?
FREE BOX (60-4964) (27-17-1,235) of BOXES challenged MARS (52-2609) (100-69-
0,250) of INCARNATIONS. Up 15. FREE BOX was overpowered by MARS in a 1 minute
mismatched Challenge duel. Yes, well, you know the saying: You get what you pay
for. And a FREE box can't be all that sturdy, can it?
The sole TV challenge: BEAVIS (14-3996) (24-25-4,202) of THE DEATH SQUAD TV
challenged CRISSY (11-4993) (29-20-2,214) of VIEW ASKEW. Up 12. BEAVIS devastated
CRISSY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight. Naturally. How do you think Beavis
GOT the TV to challenge with? Practice, practice, practice, and a little intelligent
bloodlust.
And for the title: JOE SATRIANI (11-4422) (34-36-2,312) of THE HEADCUTTERS II
challenged PUSSYCAT (14-3701) (62-71-1,239) of THE DOGHOUSE. Down 73. Quite
Delarquan, really. JOE SATRIANI vanquished PUSSYCAT in an exciting 1 minute uneven
Challenge Title battle. My congratulations to Joe, who knows that it's the win that
counts.
Ketchum
THE KING'S SENTINEL W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JOE SATRIANI 11-4422 35 36 2 323 THE HEADCUTTERS II (939) ARUAK CITY
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MARS 52-2609 101 69 0 266 INCARNATIONS (711) FRATSFA
MONICA VIRTUESHIEL 11-3208 132 58 0 258 KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE (633) ARUAK CITY
CRYSTAL FIREBLADE 66-3153 99 64 0 248 DEFENDERS OF VIRTUE (702) TARRGIR
ZEBRAWOOD 41-3595 67 49 2 235 ACTION TOYS (889) KATI-TEI
BEAVIS 14-3996 25 25 4 218 THE DEATH SQUAD (44) TOBIR
ASEROTH 71-2821 49 29 0 216 THE LAST STRAW V (1003) KYR'TERR
BRUENOR BATTLEHAMME 67-917 90 80 3 212 FORGOTTEN REALMS (880) BARIKALA
SCHENDIRK 63-2054 83 112 2 211 WAYFARERS (782) AMEN-TEI
SALINE LAMORAK 11-4261 45 75 0 211 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902) ARUAK CITY
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
VISION 26-1573 63 37 2 210 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (9) CALEAM
MAXIMUS 22-5966 43 26 3 209 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978) SOLVEN
-THE PINK RANGER 68-9166 42 37 1 209 SUPERIOR FORCES X (971) FIREHOLD
POSITIVE 26-3633 112 84 0 206 WARCKERS (587) CALEAM
-WOOHOO-WOOHOO! 40-3504 36 25 0 205 TACO GODS (198) ZENSU
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-CARNAGE XIX 20-3386 56 24 1 203 DEATH STUDS VIII (868) SEAM
WARLOCK 66-2473 78 125 2 202 X-FORCE (415) TARRGIR
GOKU 46-3655 42 49 2 202 DRAGONBALL Z (944) ARDIVENT
-DAIN BRAMAGE 14-3935 33 23 2 202 THE DEATH SQUAD (44) TOBIR
MICHAEL HONORBLADE 11-3300 120 63 0 201 KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE (633) ARUAK CITY
NIXIE SEASPRITE 11-4992 37 32 0 200 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902) ARUAK CITY
WOLVERINE 66-3871 43 68 4 198 X-FORCE (415) TARRGIR
FREE BOX 60-4964 27 18 1 198 BOXES (929) ARADI
POETIC JUICE 66-2975 35 23 0 196 ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY (846) TARRGIR
ZERO THE HERO 14-4129 28 14 1 196 THE DEATH SQUAD (44) TOBIR
HOMELESS PRINCE 22-6012 39 28 1 195 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978) SOLVEN
GIMETHATSHIELD 26-1306 61 52 1 194 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (9) CALEAM
TALISMAN SHIELDGUA 11-4304 57 60 0 193 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902) ARUAK CITY
-SHERRI 82-15114 25 21 1 193 SUPERIOR FORCES 3201 (975) DWES EG
PUSSYCAT 14-3701 62 72 1 190 THE DOGHOUSE (896) TOBIR
IRIADOR 50-2481 38 25 2 190 DRUID'S GROVE (983) SNOWBOUND
CRISSY 11-4993 29 21 2 190 VIEW ASKEW (981) ARUAK CITY
-BLITZKRIEG XXIII 60-5503 24 18 1 187 DEATH STUDS VII (877) ARADI
PRONTO PONGO 26-3999 52 49 2 186 WARCKERS (587) CALEAM
ATROPHY 14-4034 24 23 1 184 THE DEATH SQUAD (44) TOBIR
-STORM LXV 60-4972 31 14 0 183 DEATH STUDS VII (877) ARADI
FUNKY ELVIS 30-2754 32 22 1 182 TRIP OUT (969) IAYE
LUCIFER 52-3031 23 23 1 182 INCARNATIONS (711) FRATSFA
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-GREAT BEAR 74-2851 28 20 0 173 TOTEM (934) DAYLA KIV
WARPATH 66-2926 67 113 4 172 X-FORCE (415) TARRGIR
VAJRA VALMEJAR 11-4928 34 45 0 172 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902) ARUAK CITY
BLACKRAZOR 11-4091 48 83 1 164 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902) ARUAK CITY
ERICKA BEARICKA 63-2461 25 25 0 162 MONSTER CHILD (996) AMEN-TEI
CRAZY HORSE 8-3348 27 26 2 156 MERCENARY WARCKERS (715) ARKERS
SONIC TACO 30-4337 25 18 1 151 TRIP OUT (969) IAYE
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SANDS 11-4123 47 82 3 147 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902) ARUAK CITY
CONNOR MACLEOD 11-5532 38 31 0 140 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (994) ARUAK CITY
SMITH 14-1282 57 110 4 136 MIKES (831) TOBIR
SNAKE CHARMER 22-6169 32 10 0 135 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978) SOLVEN
MINOR MINER 26-3972 30 35 2 132 GOLDEN CANYON (741) CALEAM
HUMMEL 14-1404 54 111 2 128 MIKES (831) TOBIR
-BABY 43-2863 23 21 2 125 DARK SIDE (970) VEASTIAN
-LEADFOOT 40-3516 21 12 0 112 TACO GODS (198) ZENSU
LUKARIAN LAMORAK 11-4841 38 46 0 106 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902) ARUAK CITY
SKELOS 26-3897 41 57 1 105 GOLDEN CANYON (741) CALEAM
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-TALENTED PSYCHO 27-2740 18 12 0 99 T.P.S (631) POINT
CENTIPEDE 28-3980 17 10 0 99 CLASSIC ARCADE (1009) MORYA
THE THING 14-4185 27 12 0 96 THE DEATH SQUAD (44) TOBIR
DIESEL 26-4277 22 34 0 95 WARCKERS (587) CALEAM
KHORNE SHADOWSPAWN 46-3809 29 13 1 93 RUBY DRAGONS (1006) ARDIVENT
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
WHAT UP 22-6172 28 16 3 89 JUST CHILLIN (1004) SOLVEN
-DEAD MAN WALKING 14-4220 22 9 1 85 THE DEATH SQUAD (44) TOBIR
CHAOS WARRIOR 8-1779 23 14 0 83 CHAMPIONS OF STEEL (1010) ARKERS
VAN HELSING 11-6338 22 10 0 80 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (994) ARUAK CITY
NO HURRY 22-6174 21 23 0 76 JUST CHILLIN (1004) SOLVEN
ALBINO RAINBOW 11-6238 17 20 1 76 WAR-C-KERS (1007) ARUAK CITY
EASY BREEZE 22-6173 22 22 3 75 JUST CHILLIN (1004) SOLVEN
K. K. DOWNING 11-5655 20 31 1 75 THE HEADCUTTERS II (939) ARUAK CITY
MAYBE LATER 22-6176 27 17 1 73 JUST CHILLIN (1004) SOLVEN
-VISIGOTH 14-4214 21 13 1 70 THE DEATH SQUAD (44) TOBIR
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-TYPICAL PACIFIST 27-2737 19 16 0 63 T.P.S (631) POINT
-MINISTRY 40-3993 8 2 0 57 TACO GODS (198) ZENSU
DAISY JANUARY 14-3913 27 39 0 54 THE DOGHOUSE (896) TOBIR
-HAYWOOD JAB 14-4238 15 7 1 53 THE DEATH SQUAD (44) TOBIR
QUEENSRYCHE 40-3942 15 14 0 43 THAT 80'S METAL (945) ZENSU
WARDUKE 11-5930 25 26 2 42 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (994) ARUAK CITY
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Positive -- They do say it's important to keep positive thoughts, and I was
positively sure I could defeat you. This time, anyway. About next time, well, we'll
see, won't we? -- Pussycat
Michael Honorblade -- As always, it is an honor to meet you on the sands, even when I
don't have much of a chance. Join me for a drink this evening? -- Schendirk
Talisman Shieldguard -- I didn't need that, you sinister elf. -- Minor Miner
Warduke -- Damn the crowd for butting in on our match, eh? -- Skelos
Khorn Shadowspawn -- I have a natural aversion to association in ANY way with those
who are born of shadows and Old Night. -- Daisy January
4 August 2005
Ladies and Gentlemen...The Announcement You Have All Been Waiting For Is Here!!!!!!!!
ZalCon3...The Rebirth!!!!!!!
The Rules Are Simple, The Prizes Are Awesome, The Competition Fierce!
Where: Dullens (DM13) When: October 8th, 2005
The Rules:
Every Manager Must DA Their Entire Team On The First Turn They Enter The Contest.
All Warriors DA'd In This Manner MUST Be At Zero FE And May Fight In The Contest If
They Live. The Style Of The Warrior Must Be Present In The Name In A Non Ambiguous
Manner, Standard Abbreviations Accepted. Scoring Starts On The 3rd Turn Of The
Contest Which Will Also Be The First Turn After The October Mail In. Dead Warriors
May Be Entered From The Contest To Dead Apprentices ONLY--And With Zero FE!!!!! All
Living Warriors May Be Entered Into Rookies or Apprentices For The October Mail In.
Scoring:
1 Point For Each Win.
1 Point For Each Kill.
-1 Point For Each Loss.
-1 Point For Each Death.
Categories:
Ultimate Style Master: Warrior Of Any Style With The Most Style Master Points.
Top Team: Team With The Most Points At The End Of The Contest.
Top Warrior: Warrior With The Most Points At The End Of The Contest.
MVP Team: Team With The Most Free Fight Awards At The End Of The Contest.
MVP Warrior: Warrior With The Most Free Fight Awards At The End Of The Contest.
Style Master: Warrior With The Most Points Vs. Style In Each Style At The End Of The
Contest.
Warrior Top 11: Next 10 Top Point Gaining Warriors At The End Of The Contest.
Iron Manager: Any Manager With 100 Fights During The Contest (20 Turns Plus 2 Pre
Turns).
***Special Category*** An Additional Top Team Award Will Be Granted For Each 5 Iron
Manager Awards Starting At 6.
Prizes:
Ultimate Style Master, Top Team, Top Warrior: +1 To Bonus, Damage Bump, Free Train
Or Learn 2 Skills, Favorites Knowledge.
MVP Team And MVP Warrior: 20 Rollups.
Style Master: +1 To Bonus.
Warrior Top 11: Free Train Or Learn 2 Skills.
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LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BEAVIS devastated CRISSY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
JOE SATRIANI vanquished PUSSYCAT in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge Title battle.
FREE BOX was overpowered by MARS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
ATROPHY was overpowered by SCHENDIRK in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
POSITIVE unbelievably bested ZERO THE HERO in a popular 2 minute Challenge duel.
FUNKY ELVIS overpowered ERICKA BEARICKA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
SONIC TACO overcame CONNOR MACLEOD in a action packed 3 minute Challenge melee.
CENTIPEDE was viciously subdued by HUMMEL in a popular 3 minute Challenge duel.
THE THING was vanquished by SNAKE CHARMER in a 8 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
K. K. DOWNING was handily defeated by SKELOS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
IRIADOR was demolished by GUARDSMAN in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
CRYSTAL FIREBLADE demolished POETIC JUICE in a popular 3 minute mismatched match.
MICHAEL HONORBLADE slimly lost to ZEBRAWOOD in a action packed 4 minute gory fight.
MONICA VIRTUESHIELD devastated NIXIE SEASPRITE in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel.
WOLVERINE was bested by MAXIMUS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory brawl.
HOMELESS PRINCE was narrowly defeated by SALINE LAMORAK in a exciting 4 minute match.
GIMETHATSHIELD was overpowered by ASEROTH in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
VISION savagely defeated GOKU in a action packed 4 minute brutal fight.
PRONTO PONGO narrowly defeated BLACKRAZOR in a action packed 2 minute gruesome fray.
BRUENOR BATTLEHAMMER devastated GUARDSMAN in a popular 2 minute one-sided bout.
TALISMAN SHIELDGUARD overpowered BERYL in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
WARLOCK won victory over GUARDSMAN in a popular 3 minute fight.
LUCIFER subdued SANDS in a exciting 1 minute melee.
WARPATH vanquished MINOR MINER in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
VAJRA VALMEJAR overcame BERYL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
SMITH was vanquished by CRAZY HORSE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
DIESEL was defeated by LUKARIAN LAMORAK in a action packed 1 minute duel.
ALBINO RAINBOW was overpowered by KHORNE SHADOWSPAWN in a 1 minute one-sided match.
QUEENSRYCHE was overpowered by WHAT UP in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MAYBE LATER overpowered OHRLAM in a 1 minute brutal uneven bout.
NO HURRY devastated WARDUKE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
EASY BREEZE was subdued by CHAOS WARRIOR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
DAISY JANUARY was overpowered by VAN HELSING in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fray.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 13 PARRY-LUNGE 17 - 12 - 0 59 |
|WALL OF STEEL 9 TOTAL PARRY 47 - 34 - 0 58 |
|TOTAL PARRY 8 PARRY-RIPOSTE 17 - 13 - 0 57 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 8 LUNGING ATTACK 80 - 64 - 1 56 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 6 BASHING ATTACK 7 - 6 - 0 54 |
|AIMED BLOW 6 STRIKING ATTACK 26 - 24 - 0 52 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 WALL OF STEEL 46 - 48 - 3 49 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 AIMED BLOW 23 - 31 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 PARRY-STRIKE 10 - 14 - 0 42 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 26 - 49 - 0 35 |
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used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
TOTAL PARRY 6 - 2 WALL OF STEEL 4 - 5 5 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 9 - 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 2 3 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 1 AIMED BLOW 0 - 6 1 PARRY-STRIKE
STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 2 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 4
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK JOE SATRIANI 11-4422 35 36 2 323 THE HEADCUTTERS II (939)
WALL OF STEEL MONICA VIRTUESHIE 11-3208 132 58 0 258 KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE (633)
PARRY-STRIKE SCHENDIRK 63-2054 83 112 2 211 WAYFARERS (782)
PARRY-RIPOSTE SALINE LAMORAK 11-4261 45 75 0 211 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)
TOTAL PARRY VISION 26-1573 63 37 2 210 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (9)
AIMED BLOW GOKU 46-3655 42 49 2 202 DRAGONBALL Z (944)
SLASHING ATTACK WOLVERINE 66-3871 43 68 4 198 X-FORCE (415)
STRIKING ATTACK HOMELESS PRINCE 22-6012 39 28 1 195 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978)
BASHING ATTACK CRAZY HORSE 8-3348 27 26 2 156 MERCENARY WARCKERS (715)
PARRY-LUNGE CONNOR MACLEOD 11-5532 38 31 0 140 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (994)
The overall popularity leader is MARS 52-2609. The most popular warrior this turn
was GOKU 46-3655. The ten other most popular fighters were ZERO THE HERO 14-4129,
VISION 26-1573, WOLVERINE 66-3871, SALINE LAMORAK 11-4261, CRYSTAL FIREBLADE 66-3153,
ZEBRAWOOD 41-3595, CONNOR MACLEOD 11-5532, HUMMEL 14-1404, HOMELESS PRINCE 22-6012,
and PRONTO PONGO 26-3999.
The least popular fighter this week was THE THING 14-4185. The other ten least
popular fighters were QUEENSRYCHE 40-3942, ALBINO RAINBOW 11-6238, SMITH 14-1282,
MINOR MINER 26-3972, ERICKA BEARICKA 63-2461, CRISSY 11-4993, DAISY JANUARY 14-3913,
WARDUKE 11-5930, GIMETHATSHIELD 26-1306, and NIXIE SEASPRITE 11-4992.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
ARKERS(8) 2 0 0 IAYE(30) 2 0 0 ARADI(60) 0 1 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 7 9 0 ZENSU(40) 0 1 0 AMEN-TEI(63) 1 1 0
TOBIR(14) 2 6 0 KATI-TEI(41) 1 0 0 TARRGIR(66) 3 2 0
SOLVEN(22) 5 2 0 ARDIVENT(46) 1 1 0 BARIKALA(67) 1 0 0
CALEAM(26) 4 3 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 0 1 0 KYR'TERR(71) 1 0 0
MORYA(28) 0 1 0 FRATSFA(52) 2 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CRAZY HORSE 8-3348 27 26 2 156 MERCENARY WARCKERS (715) ARKERS
JOE SATRIANI 11-4422 35 36 2 323 THE HEADCUTTERS II (939) ARUAK CITY
BEAVIS 14-3996 25 25 4 218 THE DEATH SQUAD (44) TOBIR
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MAXIMUS 22-5966 43 26 3 209 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978) SOLVEN
VISION 26-1573 63 37 2 210 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (9) CALEAM
CENTIPEDE 28-3980 17 10 0 99 CLASSIC ARCADE (1009) MORYA
FUNKY ELVIS 30-2754 32 22 1 182 TRIP OUT (969) IAYE
QUEENSRYCHE 40-3942 15 14 0 43 THAT 80'S METAL (945) ZENSU
ZEBRAWOOD 41-3595 67 49 2 235 ACTION TOYS (889) KATI-TEI
GOKU 46-3655 42 49 2 202 DRAGONBALL Z (944) ARDIVENT
IRIADOR 50-2481 38 25 2 190 DRUID'S GROVE (983) SNOWBOUND
MARS 52-2609 101 69 0 266 INCARNATIONS (711) FRATSFA
FREE BOX 60-4964 27 18 1 198 BOXES (929) ARADI
SCHENDIRK 63-2054 83 112 2 211 WAYFARERS (782) AMEN-TEI
CRYSTAL FIREBLADE 66-3153 99 64 0 248 DEFENDERS OF VIRTUE (702) TARRGIR
BRUENOR BATTLEHAMME 67-917 90 80 3 212 FORGOTTEN REALMS (880) BARIKALA
ASEROTH 71-2821 49 29 0 216 THE LAST STRAW V (1003) KYR'TERR