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Date   : 01/02/2006    Duedate: 01/14/2006

ANDORAK

DM-105    TURN-417

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 BOXES 60/929          153   46  3 76.9      GAMES PEOPLE PLAY 82/839              
    THE LAST STRAW V 71/1003                    INCARNATIONS 52/711                   
  2 KNIGHTS OF VI 11/633  412  243  0 62.9      MERCENARY WARCKERS 8/715              
    DEFENDERS OF VIRTUE 66/702                  SECOND CHANCES 33/1018                
  3-DIS-TEAM 63/810       418  297  5 58.5      WAR-C-KERS 11/1007                    
    NATURAL DISASTERS 60/383                    MONSTER CHILD 63/996                  
  4 TOTEM 74/934         1093  791 16 58.0      100% CANADIAN 65/1019                 
    THAT TOTALLY SUCKS! 82/993                  WAR SEEKERS 97/1015                   
    DEATH BY STUPIDITY 5/938                  8 THE FURIOUS  71/1023  354  336  4 51.3
    THE URGE 40/216                           9 TRIP OUT 30/969        55   58  3 48.7
    SAILS OF CHARON 63/1013                     VIEW ASKEW 11/981                     
    SCENT OF A WOMAN 71/941                  10 X-FORCE 66/415       1094 1430 15 43.3
    TACO GODS 40/198                            DRUID'S GROVE 50/983                  
    DEATH STUDS VII 60/877                      SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/994             
    DARK SIDE 43/970                            FORGOTTEN REALMS 67/880               
  5 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 26/9  237  192  2 55.2      DRAGONBALL Z 46/944                   
    KELLUMBO'S KIDS 22/978                      RUBY DRAGONS 46/1006                  
  6-TUFT TUGGERS 11/597   439  375  4 53.9      SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/902                
    MANIACAL TUFTS 11/998                    11 WAYFARERS 63/782      509  830  8 38.0
  7 WARCKERS 26/587       922  866  9 51.6      GOLDEN CANYON 26/741                  
    OCT 2001 1 82/1017                          THE DOGHOUSE 14/896                   
    BLACK & BLUE 4/1012                      12 CLASSIC ARCA 28/1009  126  235  3 34.9
    SECOND CHANCES 74/1020                      THE HEADCUTTERS II 11/939             
    SECOND CHANCES 75/1021                   13 MIKES 14/831          318  637  7 33.3

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                          Reflections by the King's Sentinel

     Let's hope this prints correctly this time around!  My apologies to Joe for last
     turn's mistake. -- The Saint

Well, I must say I have finally got a grip on this level of competition.  Looked like
I was doomed to a losing record for all of eternity but I made a little tweak to my
fighting style and "VOILA!" you all have to fight before me as I sit atop the
Sentinel's throne!!!!!  It's not all that bad though, occasionally I serenade you
during the fight with some virtuostic guitar playing.  And occasionally throw in a
little squealy twang at the most amusing moment of a fight to throw you off!
<chuckle>  Everyone has been poking and prodding me to say something to my adoring
fans for I have been silent from upon this throne.  That is not entirely true.  I did
send in two columns my first two turns during the first stint upon the throne that I
have been told somebody, or something, named HAL must have eaten.  Who the hell eats
parchment anyway?  It contained a call out to all proud Andorians to prepare and
gather in Tobir for the impending, and long rumored, invasion of that important port
city by a group of Delarquans.  They plan to take control of the city and make it
their own.  We all know what scoundrels those SOBs are, after all they TRIED to
invade my home city of Aruak, the heart and soul of Andoria!

Tobir, however, is a crucial port city for the Andorian nation and if it were to fall
into the hands of the colonialistic Delarquans I fear that would only make them
believe that they could press further into our nation, and help them to forget the
rousing defeat they were handed in Aruak.  So a call to all Andorians to keep your
ears to the wind and your spies diligent and active and await word to find out if,
and when, the invasion force may be headed to Tobir and I hope that most, if not all,
of you would find a way to pledge some support to the cause to drive back any
invading horde of savages in my manager's home city!

Come to think of it perhaps the columns I wrote were intercepted by 'larq spies who
feared that advance word of this invasion would only stand to end in their sure
defeat at the hands of our superior forces...no pun intended "manager"!

Joe "Satch" Satriani

P.S.  Bruenor, that defeat was just partial payback for your manager's dastardly
downchallenge of Gregola!  Tsk, tsk and to think my brethren went after DK for his
DCs of your manager.  I hope it was all a clerical error as we all have a tremendous
respect for your manager!

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Goodness, even the Unknown Spymaster (deservedly Unknown, I should say) couldn't
think of much to say to y'all today.  I can't say I shall do much better, as I have a
headache and this whole sitting up and being coherent thing is not much fun at all.
It does mean you're spared the musk lifesavers though.  No way I'm exposing myself to
them when I'm feeling this way.
     Our Sentinel, JOE SATRIANI was the most challenged warrior today.  That is as it
should be, I think.  The challenger who got through (with a TV challenge, no less)
was WOOHOO-WOOHOO!.  It wasn't a particularly LONG fight, but it certainly was loud.
Between the guitar playing beforehand and the yodeling during, it's no WONDER my head
hurts!  Congratulations to Joe for his successful title defense.  I reran your column
from last time--maybe a new one next time?
     Again, no avoids at all.  Zip.  Zilch.  I guess I should be glad there are at
least a few challenges out there to talk about.  I shall now proceed to do so.
     REAL GUANO (75-3088) (28-10-1,201) of SECOND CHANCES challenged SALINE LAMORAK
(11-4261) (51-77-0,208) of SCARLET KNIGHTS.  REAL GUANO vanquished SALINE LAMORAK in
a 2 minute uneven Challenge battle.  I guess that means Real Guano is the real guano,
man, if you know what I mean.
     FREE BOX (60-4964) (32-21-1,210) of BOXES challenged PRONTO PONGO (26-3999) (56-
53-2,217) of WARCKERS.  FREE BOX demolished PRONTO PONGO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute
uneven Challenge fight.  Pronto Pongo?  What kind of mother would let their poor
child go through life with a name like that.  It's no wonder the poor thing turned to
gladiation.
     SWEET SWEAT (71-3477) (23-20-1,196) of SCENT OF A WOMAN challenged HOMELESS
PRINCE (22-6012) (46-29-1,213) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS.  SWEET SWEAT was devastated by
HOMELESS PRINCE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.  I think the Prince had
rather rank, sour sweat, and that'll overpower a mere glow any day.
     DIESEL (26-4277) (25-39-0,160) of WARCKERS challenged VAJRA VALMEJAR (11-4928)
(38-49-0,185) of SCARLET KNIGHTS.  DIESEL bested VAJRA VALMEJAR in a 1 minute
Challenge brawl.  All right, so you won, Diesel.  From me you get nothing; the very
smell makes me feel ill even on a good day.
     LEADFOOT (40-3516) (23-14-0,164) of TACO GODS challenged NEGATIVE (26-3654) (53-
53-0,187) of WARCKERS.  LEADFOOT was unbelievably bested by NEGATIVE in a 3 minute
Challenge fight.  I don't know about unbelievably, I had no problem believing it.
Leadfoot just wasn't moving fast enough--those lead feet get stuck in the sand, you
know.
     ALBINO RAINBOW (11-6238) (22-22-1,132) of WAR-C-KERS challenged NIXIE SEASPRITE
(11-4992) (37-40-0,135) of SCARLET KNIGHTS.  ALBINO RAINBOW was bested by NIXIE
SEASPRITE in a 3 minute Challenge competition.  Nixie, I think you should take AB
down to the lake as WASH him.  Maybe you can get all the white paint off.
     DREAM CATCHER (74-3177) (20-12-0,53) of SECOND CHANCES challenged DAISY JANUARY
(14-3913) (30-44-0,53) of THE DOGHOUSE.  DREAM CATCHER won victory over DAISY JANUARY
in a 1 minute Challenge duel.  Ah, I guess the dream being caught in the case was a
dream of victory rather than a dream about fluffy bunny feet.
     MINISTRY (40-3993) (9-6-0,77) of TACO GODS challenged MINOR MINER (26-3972) (32-
41-2,77) of GOLDEN CANYON.  MINISTRY vanquished MINOR MINER in a action packed 1
minute uneven Challenge fight.  Ministry must be some sort of tourney baby, no?
Certainly too big a noise to be going after miners, especially minor ones....
     Most of today's fights were pretty fast.  The longest was only six minutes!
GOKU (46-3655) (47-52-2,223) of DRAGONBALL Z fought VISION (26-1573) (68-40-2,222) of
KELLUMBO'S KIDS.  GOKU savagely defeated VISION in a action packed 6 minute gory
match.  I guess Vision just couldn't see his way clear to winning.  Looks like Goku
was also the highest ranked warrior with a losing record.  It doesn't look like
that's going to last though.  The losing record part, I mean.
     Now I need to hustle this off back to the Commission so your various reports go
out on time.  Remember, cut twice, measure once.  No, that's not right.  Just be
careful because you can't UNcut it once you've started.
          The Saint

THE KING'S SENTINEL           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JOE SATRIANI 11-4422        43  37  2  297  THE HEADCUTTERS II (939)   ARUAK CITY

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MONICA VIRTUESHIEL 11-3208 141  58  0  376  KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE (633)    ARUAK CITY
 CRISSY 11-4993              33  21  4  334  VIEW ASKEW (981)           ARUAK CITY
-EARTHQUAKE 60-1468         112  66  1  269  NATURAL DISASTERS (383)    ARADI
 GOKU 46-3655                48  52  2  245  DRAGONBALL Z (944)         ARDIVENT
 HOMELESS PRINCE 22-6012     47  29  1  227  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978)      SOLVEN
 POSITIVE 26-3633           118  87  0  224  WARCKERS (587)             CALEAM
 FREE BOX 60-4964            33  21  1  223  BOXES (929)                ARADI
 JOHN ROCKER 5-3657          37  18  0  221  DEATH BY STUPIDITY (938)   KALTOS
 BRUENOR BATTLEHAMME 67-917  97  82  3  220  FORGOTTEN REALMS (880)     BARIKALA
 GIMETHATSHIELD 26-1306      69  53  1  218  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (9)        CALEAM
 CRYSTAL FIREBLADE 66-3153  105  67  0  217  DEFENDERS OF VIRTUE (702)  TARRGIR
 MAXIMUS 22-5966             48  30  3  217  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978)      SOLVEN
 IRIADOR 50-2481             42  30  2  216  DRUID'S GROVE (983)        SNOWBOUND
 REAL GUANO 75-3088          29  10  1  212  SECOND CHANCES (1021)      JADE MOUNTAIN

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-DIS-MOUNT 63-1970           52  23  1  210  DIS-TEAM (810)             AMEN-TEI
 DEATH STAR 65-3928          30  13  2  209  100% CANADIAN (1019)       DAL SHANG
 TALISMAN SHIELDGUA 11-4304  61  65  0  206  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
-BLITZKRIEG XXIII 60-5503    26  19  1  206  DEATH STUDS VII (877)      ARADI
-AVALYNE WHYTE 11-3270       31  22  1  204  TUFT TUGGERS (597)         ARUAK CITY
 PUSSYCAT 14-3701            66  77  1  203  THE DOGHOUSE (896)         TOBIR
 CONNOR MACLEOD 11-5532      45  33  0  201  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (994)   ARUAK CITY
-ERICKA BEARICKA 63-2461     28  30  0  200  MONSTER CHILD (996)        AMEN-TEI
 GREAT BEAR 74-2851          30  21  0  199  TOTEM (934)                DAYLA KIV
 VISION 26-1573              68  41  2  198  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (9)        CALEAM
 WOOHOO-WOOHOO! 40-3504      37  26  0  198  TACO GODS (198)            ZENSU
 SALINE LAMORAK 11-4261      51  78  0  196  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
 SCHENDIRK 63-2054           84 120  3  195  WAYFARERS (782)            AMEN-TEI
 WOLVERINE 66-3871           44  76  4  195  X-FORCE (415)              TARRGIR
 ASEROTH 71-2821             54  33  0  194  THE LAST STRAW V (1003)    KYR'TERR
 MICHAEL HONORBLADE 11-3300 125  67  0  193  KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE (633)    ARUAK CITY
 PRONTO PONGO 26-3999        56  54  2  193  WARCKERS (587)             CALEAM
 SWEET SWEAT 71-3477         23  21  1  193  SCENT OF A WOMAN (941)     KYR'TERR
 NEGATIVE 26-3654            54  53  0  192  WARCKERS (587)             CALEAM
-STORM LXV 60-4972           33  16  0  190  DEATH STUDS VII (877)      ARADI
 SNAKE CHARMER 22-6169       37  14  0  182  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978)      SOLVEN
 LUCIFER 52-3031             26  29  2  181  INCARNATIONS (711)         FRATSFA

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WARPATH 66-2926             69 120  4  180  X-FORCE (415)              TARRGIR
 HUMMEL 14-1404              59 115  2  180  MIKES (831)                TOBIR
 DIESEL 26-4277              26  39  0  178  WARCKERS (587)             CALEAM

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 VAN HELSING 11-6338         28  13  0  171  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (994)   ARUAK CITY
-KINKY 40-2645               26  15  0  171  THE URGE (216)             ZENSU
 LEADFOOT 40-3516            23  15  0  168  TACO GODS (198)            ZENSU
 VAJRA VALMEJAR 11-4928      38  50  0  167  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
 DARK CHAMPION 4-5689        26  24  0  166  BLACK & BLUE (1012)        JHELUM
 SANDS 11-4123               51  87  3  163  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
-WHERE'S MY TOURNEY 82-2893  19   2  0  162  THAT TOTALLY SUCKS! (993)  DWES EG
-ANIJIA ALARA 11-4675        26  17  1  152  MANIACAL TUFTS (998)       ARUAK CITY
 BLACKRAZOR 11-4091          51  89  1  151  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SMITH 14-1282               62 114  4  146  MIKES (831)                TOBIR
 NIXIE SEASPRITE 11-4992     38  40  0  142  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
 KHORNE SHADOWSPAWN 46-3809  35  16  1  137  RUBY DRAGONS (1006)        ARDIVENT
 VIRGINIA'S SECRET 11-6295   23  20  1  134  WAR-C-KERS (1007)          ARUAK CITY
 ALBINO RAINBOW 11-6238      22  23  1  129  WAR-C-KERS (1007)          ARUAK CITY
 SACRIFICE 82-12669           4   1  0  129  GAMES PEOPLE PLAY (839)    DWES EG
 CRAZY HORSE 8-3348          27  35  2  122  MERCENARY WARCKERS (715)   ARKERS
 SONIC TACO 30-4337          26  21  1  121  TRIP OUT (969)             IAYE
 RACING TURTLE 74-3180       17  12  0  112  SECOND CHANCES (1020)      DAYLA KIV
 SKELOS 26-3897              45  62  1  111  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 0002 82-12390                5   0  0  101  OCT 2001 1 (1017)          DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LUKARIAN LAMORAK 11-4841    44  49  0  100  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
-OILY BIRD 33-6503           19   5  2  100  SECOND CHANCES (1018)      NIATOLI ISLAND
 BEACHED WHALE 33-6405       25   7  2   97  SECOND CHANCES (1018)      NIATOLI ISLAND

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MINISTRY 40-3993            10   6  0   88  TACO GODS (198)            ZENSU
-SEXTANT 63-2415             13   7  0   84  SAILS OF CHARON (1013)     AMEN-TEI
 0001 82-12389                4   1  0   80  OCT 2001 1 (1017)          DWES EG
 WARDUKE 11-5930             27  33  3   79  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (994)   ARUAK CITY
-CENTIPEDE 28-3980           17  11  0   73  CLASSIC ARCADE (1009)      MORYA
 BABY 43-2863                23  27  2   70  DARK SIDE (970)            VEASTIAN
 MINOR MINER 26-3972         32  42  2   68  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 DREAM CATCHER 74-3177       21  12  0   59  SECOND CHANCES (1020)      DAYLA KIV
-PEREGRINE 14-3331           15  12  0   57  RAPTORS (1022)             TOBIR
 DAISY JANUARY 14-3913       30  45  0   50  THE DOGHOUSE (896)         TOBIR
-SOLAR SISTER 71-5609        16   2  0   50  THE FURIOUS FIVE (1023)    KYR'TERR
-FRANK ZAPPA 11-6484         14   7  0   49  THE HEADCUTTERS II (939)   ARUAK CITY
 MERCURY RISING 97-1378       7   5  4   42  WAR SEEKERS (1015)         SHADOW GROVE
 LUCIAS CLAY 22-6359         20  15  0   38  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978)      SOLVEN

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

0001 -- 4587 22 14593 14258-56 534! -- Daisy January, trying to speak in the language
you understand

Saint -- "Write a story about it"?  Wash your mouth out with soap! -- Daisy January

     That's a sentence, but not a story. -- Ed., whose mouth only gets washed with
     Listerine, which is bad enough

Vision -- (with a portentous frown)  I don't SEE you!  Is this some kind of TRICK?  I
will have to protest the use of blinding-spells to the Commission, you know.  This
sort of thing just Isn't Done. -- Schendirk

Wolverine -- See what happens when you eat too much over the holidays?  You get all
bloated and loggy and lose fights.  Gotta love it. -- Pussycat

Ministry -- Oh, very clever of you, the fancy number and all.  3993.  Crackling with
numerological magic, that is! -- Skelos the disgruntled
P.S.  Of course, you screwed your numerological luck with your weapons.  (snort!)
About what one would expect of a lefty--totally inept!
P.P.S.  Doubtless this is some deep and devious long-term strategy designed by your
manager, but if it ISN'T, well, I can tell where there's a good sale on clues.  You
might need one!

Sextant -- I gotta tell you, I really don't understand this "sailing" stuff.  I'm a
landsman through and through, which is a lot better than being a sea-soggy sot. --
Minor Miner

Saint -- Or no shoes at all. -- Leeta

     That has other disadvantages, especially when it...snows. -- The Saint

Saint -- And they make it hard to do stuff in adobe, as well. -- Daisy

     Ummm...right.  Shoes, you mean? -- The Saint, mildly confused

Saint -- Was it eggnog that messed up Joe's column? -- Inquiring Minds
P.S.  Gods, not the musk lifesavers!  But...no, you can't.  I'm sure you couldn't
import those things, they'd be stopped at customs after destroying the package-
sniffing dogs, and you must be about OUT of them by now?

     *sigh*  No not eggnog.  Just me being rushed.  I'll try again this turn. -- The
     Saint
     P.S.  It's not like I EAT them or anything.  They last a long time if well
     sealed and buried in the back yard (you can tell where they're buried by the
     fact that nothing grows there).

Saint -- Be informed that the warrior calling himself Dark Champion is in fact a foul
impostor. -- Nestor Khan, the TRUE Dark Champion of Jhelum

     That doesn't surprise me in the least.  He's not nearly...dark enough. -- The
     Saint

30 December 2005
Just a reminder to all you online type people.  It is much appreciated if you send
your personals in PLAIN TEXT, rather than HTML or formatted text.  HAL, in his
infinite wisdom, doesn't DO formatting, which means having to unsnarl your personal
ads from bunches of extraneous...stuff.  So, if your e-mailer has a plain text
option, let it be your friend. -- Ed.
P.S.  Sometimes it's the formatted text which makes ads go astray.  Not often, but
sometimes.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

WOOHOO-WOOHOO! was bested by JOE SATRIANI in a 1 minute Challenge Title fight.
REAL GUANO vanquished SALINE LAMORAK in a 2 minute uneven Challenge battle.
FREE BOX demolished PRONTO PONGO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
SWEET SWEAT was devastated by HOMELESS PRINCE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
DIESEL bested VAJRA VALMEJAR in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
LEADFOOT was unbelievably bested by NEGATIVE in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
ALBINO RAINBOW was bested by NIXIE SEASPRITE in a 3 minute Challenge competition.
DREAM CATCHER won victory over DAISY JANUARY in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
MINISTRY vanquished MINOR MINER in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
GOKU savagely defeated VISION in a action packed 6 minute gory match.
MICHAEL HONORBLADE was overpowered by CRISSY in a 1 minute one-sided match.
MONICA VIRTUESHIELD overcame TALISMAN SHIELDGUARD in a exciting 3 minute contest.
POSITIVE bested TESSHIAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
PUSSYCAT slimly lost to MAXIMUS in a action packed 5 minute gory fight.
GIMETHATSHIELD bested WOLVERINE in a action packed 3 minute brutal duel.
HUMMEL was devastated by IRIADOR in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
SNAKE CHARMER was overpowered by BRUENOR BATTLEHAMMER in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
CONNOR MACLEOD overpowered LUCIFER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched fight.
SCHENDIRK was devastated by JOHN ROCKER in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
DEATH STAR overpowered VAN HELSING in a action packed 1 minute uneven fray.
WARPATH was devastated by GREAT BEAR in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
CRYSTAL FIREBLADE overpowered ASEROTH in a exciting 1 minute uneven fight.
SANDS savagely defeated CRAZY HORSE in a popular 1 minute gory duel.
DARK CHAMPION demolished KHORNE SHADOWSPAWN in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
SACRIFICE was overcome by BLACKRAZOR in a 2 minute bout.
LUKARIAN LAMORAK was overcome by SKELOS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
SMITH won victory over RACING TURTLE in a 1 minute bout.
SONIC TACO was defeated by VIRGINIA'S SECRET in a 2 minute fight.
0002 vanquished WARDUKE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fray.
BEACHED WHALE demolished BABY in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
0001 overpowered LUCIAS CLAY in a exciting 2 minute uneven bout.
MERCURY RISING was devastated by TARIN SHARPEYES in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  17         PARRY-LUNGE       15 -   8 -  0      65  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 12         STRIKING ATTACK   34 -  20 -  0      63  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    7         LUNGING ATTACK    87 -  56 -  2      61  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      6         TOTAL PARRY       45 -  34 -  0      57  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         PARRY-RIPOSTE     16 -  14 -  0      53  |
|AIMED BLOW                       5         AIMED BLOW        29 -  28 -  0      51  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         WALL OF STEEL     41 -  46 -  1      47  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         SLASHING ATTACK   37 -  59 -  1      39  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-STRIKE      10 -  16 -  1      38  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         BASHING ATTACK     2 -  17 -  0      11  |

Turn 417 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         4 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  2         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        4 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  2         3  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK    11 -  6     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  4         2  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      4 -  3     SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  9         1  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   JOE SATRIANI 11-4422       43  37  2  297 THE HEADCUTTERS II (939)
WALL OF STEEL    MONICA VIRTUESHIE 11-3208 141  58  0  376 KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE (633)
AIMED BLOW       GOKU 46-3655               48  52  2  245 DRAGONBALL Z (944)
STRIKING ATTACK  HOMELESS PRINCE 22-6012    47  29  1  227 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978)
TOTAL PARRY      POSITIVE 26-3633          118  87  0  224 WARCKERS (587)
SLASHING ATTACK  JOHN ROCKER 5-3657         37  18  0  221 DEATH BY STUPIDITY (938)
PARRY-LUNGE      CONNOR MACLEOD 11-5532     45  33  0  201 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (994)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SALINE LAMORAK 11-4261     51  78  0  196 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)
PARRY-STRIKE     SCHENDIRK 63-2054          84 120  3  195 WAYFARERS (782)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   CRAZY HORSE 8-3348         27  35  2  122 MERCENARY WARCKERS (715)

The overall popularity leader is MONICA VIRTUESHIELD 11-3208.  The most popular 
warrior this turn was PUSSYCAT 14-3701.  The ten other most popular fighters were 
GOKU 46-3655, LEADFOOT 40-3516, WOLVERINE 66-3871, MAXIMUS 22-5966, VISION 26-1573, 
TALISMAN SHIELDGUARD 11-4304, NIXIE SEASPRITE 11-4992, MONICA VIRTUESHIELD 11-3208, 
BRUENOR BATTLEHAMMER 67-917, and HOMELESS PRINCE 22-6012.

The least popular fighter this week was BABY 43-2863.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were WARDUKE 11-5930, WARPATH 66-2926, HUMMEL 14-1404, MERCURY RISING 
97-1378, RACING TURTLE 74-3180, LUKARIAN LAMORAK 11-4841, VAN HELSING 11-6338, 
LUCIFER 52-3031, MICHAEL HONORBLADE 11-3300, and MINOR MINER 26-3972.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
JHELUM(4)            1  0 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   1  0 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  0 0  
KALTOS(5)            1  0 0  ZENSU(40)            1  2 0  TARRGIR(66)          1  2 0  
ARKERS(8)            0  1 0  VEASTIAN(43)         0  1 0  BARIKALA(67)         1  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       8  8 0  ARDIVENT(46)         1  1 0  KYR'TERR(71)         0  2 0  
TOBIR(14)            1  3 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        1  0 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        2  1 0  
SOLVEN(22)           2  2 0  FRATSFA(52)          0  1 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    1  0 0  
CALEAM(26)           5  3 0  ARADI(60)            1  0 0  DWES EG(82)          2  1 0  
IAYE(30)             0  1 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         0  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DARK CHAMPION 4-5689        26  24  0  166  BLACK & BLUE (1012)        JHELUM
 JOHN ROCKER 5-3657          37  18  0  221  DEATH BY STUPIDITY (938)   KALTOS
 CRAZY HORSE 8-3348          27  35  2  122  MERCENARY WARCKERS (715)   ARKERS
 JOE SATRIANI 11-4422        43  37  2  297  THE HEADCUTTERS II (939)   ARUAK CITY
 PUSSYCAT 14-3701            66  77  1  203  THE DOGHOUSE (896)         TOBIR
 HOMELESS PRINCE 22-6012     47  29  1  227  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978)      SOLVEN
 POSITIVE 26-3633           118  87  0  224  WARCKERS (587)             CALEAM
 SONIC TACO 30-4337          26  21  1  121  TRIP OUT (969)             IAYE
 BEACHED WHALE 33-6405       25   7  2   97  SECOND CHANCES (1018)      NIATOLI ISLAND
 WOOHOO-WOOHOO! 40-3504      37  26  0  198  TACO GODS (198)            ZENSU
 BABY 43-2863                23  27  2   70  DARK SIDE (970)            VEASTIAN
 GOKU 46-3655                48  52  2  245  DRAGONBALL Z (944)         ARDIVENT
 IRIADOR 50-2481             42  30  2  216  DRUID'S GROVE (983)        SNOWBOUND
 LUCIFER 52-3031             26  29  2  181  INCARNATIONS (711)         FRATSFA
 FREE BOX 60-4964            33  21  1  223  BOXES (929)                ARADI
 SCHENDIRK 63-2054           84 120  3  195  WAYFARERS (782)            AMEN-TEI
 DEATH STAR 65-3928          30  13  2  209  100% CANADIAN (1019)       DAL SHANG
 CRYSTAL FIREBLADE 66-3153  105  67  0  217  DEFENDERS OF VIRTUE (702)  TARRGIR
 BRUENOR BATTLEHAMME 67-917  97  82  3  220  FORGOTTEN REALMS (880)     BARIKALA
 ASEROTH 71-2821             54  33  0  194  THE LAST STRAW V (1003)    KYR'TERR
 GREAT BEAR 74-2851          30  21  0  199  TOTEM (934)                DAYLA KIV
 REAL GUANO 75-3088          29  10  1  212  SECOND CHANCES (1021)      JADE MOUNTAIN
 SACRIFICE 82-12669           4   1  0  129  GAMES PEOPLE PLAY (839)    DWES EG
 MERCURY RISING 97-1378       7   5  4   42  WAR SEEKERS (1015)         SHADOW GROVE