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Date   : 02/27/2006    Duedate: 03/11/2006

ANDORAK

DM-105    TURN-421

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 THE LAST STR 71/1003  156   48  3 76.5      100% CANADIAN 65/1019                 
  2-THE IRON DAM 36/1024    6    3  0 66.7      WAR SEEKERS 97/1015                   
  3 KNIGHTS OF VI 11/633  420  247  0 63.0      SECOND CHANCES 71/1026                
    DEFENDERS OF VIRTUE 66/702                7 GERFEL'S FRIE 11/396  361  341  4 51.4
  4 SUPERIOR FORC 40/538  467  338  2 58.0      ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY 66/846            
  5 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 26/9  249  204  2 55.0      THE FURIOUS FIVE 71/1023              
    KELLUMBO'S KIDS 22/978                    8 TRIP OUT 30/969        61   60  3 50.4
    KELLUMBO'S KIDS 26 82/1027                  VIEW ASKEW 11/981                     
  6 WARCKERS 26/587       963  903 11 51.6    9 X-FORCE 66/415       1121 1469 15 43.3
    SECOND CHANCES 33/1018                      FORGOTTEN REALMS 67/880               
    SECOND CHANCES 74/1020                      SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/994             
    BLACK & BLUE 4/1012                         DRAGONBALL Z 46/944                   
    GAMES PEOPLE PLAY 82/839                    RUBY DRAGONS 46/1006                  
    SECOND CHANCES 75/1021                      DRUID'S GROVE 50/983                  
    INCARNATIONS 52/711                         SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/902                
    MERCENARY WARCKERS 8/715                 10 WAYFARERS 63/782      518  841  8 38.1
    ACTION TOYS 41/889                          GOLDEN CANYON 26/741                  
    OCT 2001 1 82/1017                          THE DOGHOUSE 14/896                   
    WAR-C-KERS 11/1007                       11-THE HEADCUTTE 11/939  128  235  3 35.3
    MONSTER CHILD 63/996                     12 MIKES 14/831          321  642  7 33.3

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 266): TOM SAWYER of SMITHSONIAN (The Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 535): ONEWOLF of WOLFBROTHERS (Doc Steele, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 534): LITTLE DEVIL of PLAYPEN (KAT, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 527): ZEBROE of THE ZOO (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 524): BUBBA JONES of KRILL CAVALRY (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 523): MENTAL of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 521): BOUNCER of GOLDEN CANYON (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 516): ENCHANTED of CRYSTAL PALACE (Papaiz, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 486): DRIZZT of PHILANTHROPISTS (Aragorn, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 478): 5 GOT PICKED of 072905R (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 468): 8-BALL of INFERNAL LORDS (DeGotti, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 214): INSOLENT IRIS of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 383): ASSHE-MASTER of 4000 BLOWS (Nuln, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 372): SABURO SAKAI of EMPIRE OF THE SUN (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 169): I OF THE KNEE DOLL of HAZAARDS OF CLONING (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 420): CRYSTAL FIREBLADE of DEFENDERS OF VIRTUE from TARRGIR
                            (JRK, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 266): YAKUZA (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 535): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 534): THE DOGHOUSE (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 527): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 524): MONEY PIT (Papaiz, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 523): MADTOWN (Namenlos, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 521): GOLDEN CANYON (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 516): CRYSTAL PALACE (Papaiz, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 486): PHILANTHROPISTS (Aragorn, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 478): WANDERERS (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 468): CYNICAL DELUSIONS (Eclipse, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 214): SILVER KNIGHTS (Dark Knight Toker, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 383): ARADI RESORT & SPA (Lady Elysian, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 372): WAYFARERS (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 169): NIGHTHAWKS (Savant, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 420): BOXES, etc. (Doc Steele, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 535): BIG LOU of MANIC MARVELS (Barnabas, mgr.)
                   (turn 534): HALO of NEVERWAKE (Doc Steele, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 383): KARATE WRECKER of THIEVES GUILD (Hombre, mgr.)
                          TSUNAMI of NATURAL DISASTERS (Soultaker, mgr.)
              (turn 382): SPEEDY of THE MISGUIDED (?, mgr.)
                          SON OF BLOODLUST of 4000 BLOWS (ulnNay, mgr.)
                          DOONEUSHMUN of VOUGEOOT (Inferno, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 168): SHAVED MONKEY of SECOND CHANCES (Papaiz, mgr.)

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Greetings, all!  It is I, Khalli Dyr'eel, Andorak's Spymaster extraordinaire!
We had 35 fights this cycle, with nine, count 'em, NINE of you drawing arena stand-by
opponents this time around.  I still can't figure that one out.  I mean, one or three
I might be able to understand, but nine?  Mantor's beard, that's a lot.  Let's see
here, out of 35 fights we only had three challenges, so I guess that means I'll have
to go ahead and report on ALL the fights for once (as some of the other spy reporters
have been doing...).  So, awaaay we go!
     IRIADOR (50-2481) (44-31-2,226) of DRUID'S GROVE fought POSITIVE (26-3633) (119-
89-0,205) of WARCKERS.  IRIADOR was defeated by POSITIVE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute
bloody match.  This is simply an embarrassment for Armalias and Co., since Iriador is
an aimed-blow and Positive is a total parry.  Positive is to be commended for not
only this win, but that awesome win-loss record.  A TP at this level shouldn't be
+31, but here he is.
     SALINE LAMORAK (11-4261) (53-79-0,235) of SCARLET KNIGHTS fought REAL GUANO (75-
3088) (30-12-1,190) of SECOND CHANCES.  SALINE LAMORAK was slaughtered by REAL GUANO
in a exciting 2 minute mismatched fight.  When I first saw these two step onto the
sands I thought for sure that Guano was overmatched.  I couldn't have been more
wrong.  He left Saline lying in a pool of blood that it will take weeks to get out of
the white sands of our beautiful arena.  I'm petitioning Lady Greywand to have it
replaced, but the red tape in getting the white sand brought it from...well, you get
the picture....
     CADDY JACKKNIFE (11-4288) (43-20-1,212) of GERFEL'S FRIENDS fought CONNOR
MACLEOD (11-5532) (46-35-0,206) of SCARLET KNIGHTS II.  CADDY JACKKNIFE bested CONNOR
MACLEOD in a popular 3 minute gruesome competition.  Two warriors from Aruak City,
alliance mates at that, and the best description you can come up with is gruesome?
This may have been the most delightful three minutes of the cycle, with dodges,
thrusts, and parries, slashes, bashes, and ripostes throughout.  It was an action
packed melee of epic proportions!!!  <yawn>
     POETIC JUICE (66-2975) (39-28-0,215) of ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY fought HOMELESS
PRINCE (22-6012) (49-30-1,219) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS.  POETIC JUICE slimly won victory
over HOMELESS PRINCE in a action packed 3 minute duel.  I think Andorian University
must mean Tarrgir Academy, but I could be wrong.  I mean, I'm only the public affairs
rep for the Academy, so I probably don't know about any rival schools in Andoria....
Homeless Prince, perhaps if you were to call Tarrgir home, you would have been able
to pull this one out in the end.  Better luck next time...congrats to Juice.
     PUSSYCAT (14-3701) (68-78-1,224) of THE DOGHOUSE fought DEATH STAR (65-3928)
(30-16-2,197) of 100% CANADIAN.  PUSSYCAT was defeated by DEATH STAR in a action
packed 1 minute duel.  From the way I heard the tale, the Death Star was NOT built by
Canadians, but by the Evil Empire.  I'll have to check with the Bard on that, but
hey, after the way OUR Death Star wiped the floor with Pussycat, I don't know if I
want to be startin' anything or not.
     CRISSY (11-4993) (35-22-4,250) of VIEW ASKEW fought BRUENOR BATTLEHAMMER (67-
917) (99-83-3,206) of FORGOTTEN REALMS.  CRISSY overpowered BRUENOR BATTLEHAMMER in a
action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.  Dwarves are notoriously slow and ponderous,
Crissy is known to be fast...if you know what I mean.  It's no wonder poor Bruenor 
couldn't keep up and was quickly worn out and on his back on the sands....
     HUMMEL (14-1404) (61-116-2,184) of MIKES fought TALISMAN SHIELDGUARD (11-4304)
(62-67-0,205) of SCARLET KNIGHTS.  HUMMEL was overpowered by TALISMAN SHIELDGUARD in
a 1 minute one-sided match.  I took a poll of several members of the audience, and
the peoples' money seems to be on Talisman breaking even before Hummel does.  Any
takers?
     MAXIMUS (22-5966) (50-31-3,199) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS fought MICHAEL HONORBLADE
(11-3300) (127-68-0,209) of KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE.  MAXIMUS was viciously subdued by
MICHAEL HONORBLADE in a exciting 2 minute contest.  Michael was supremely confident
as he took to the sands for his bout with Maximus.  Maximus was supremely confident
as he took to the sands for his bout with Lord Honorblade.  The results let us know
whose confidence was just foolish bravado.
     SNAKE CHARMER (22-6169) (38-16-0,190) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS fought NIXIE SEASPRITE
(11-4992) (41-40-0,179) of SCARLET KNIGHTS.  SNAKE CHARMER was viciously subdued by
NIXIE SEASPRITE in a 2 minute bout.  A loss for the Charmer as he met his match
against that blue-green skinned beauty from Aruak City.  Okay, so she's really from
Alfhame, but she won her immortality from fighting in Aruak City, so there.  Charmer
slithered away like a snake after his embarrassing defeat.
     GIMETHATSHIELD (26-1306) (70-55-1,189) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS fought WOLVERINE (66-
3871) (44-79-4,191) of X-FORCE.  GIMETHATSHIELD was savagely defeated by WOLVERINE in
a popular 2 minute bloody duel.  Gime gets so confused when his opponent doesn't HAVE
a shield, and this time wasn't any different.  Wolverine was a blaze of blades as he
delivered blow after blow about the head and shoulders of Gime, who was trying to
grab a shield that was actually an axe.  I think he may have lost a few fingers in
this one....
     NEGATIVE (26-3654) (54-56-0,189) of WARCKERS fought ASEROTH (71-2821) (55-35-
0,205) of THE LAST STRAW V.  NEGATIVE was vanquished by ASEROTH in a crowd pleasing 1
minute bloody one-sided fray.  And so Doc Steele rears his uh...never mind.  Hey,
Doc, nice to see ya!  I see Aseroth made very short work of Negative, which is
impressive on some level...not sure WHAT level that is, but I'm sure you'll tell us.
<wink>
     PRONTO PONGO (26-3999) (57-56-2,190) of WARCKERS fought WARPATH (66-2926) (71-
121-4,195) of X-FORCE.  PRONTO PONGO devastated WARPATH in a exciting 1 minute one-
sided fight.  Warpath continues the downward spiral with yet another loss, this one
at the hands of one Pronto Pongo.  I'm not sure what your name means, other that
Pronto means something akin to ASAP, but you sure did live up to the first part of
your name in this one.  Congrats on the hard fought win.
     DIESEL (26-4277) (27-41-0,195) of WARCKERS fought GUARDSMAN (105-8) (0-0-0,250)
of  .  DIESEL was overpowered by GUARDSMAN in a 1 minute one-sided bout.  Guardsman
is one of the toughest standbys we have here in Andorak, a wily veteran retired from
the Academy and now serving as the chief of security to the arena.  Diesel, you never
had a chance.
     GOKU (46-3655) (50-53-2,202) of DRAGONBALL Z fought MONICA VIRTUESHIELD (11-
3208) (143-59-0,189) of KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE.  GOKU savagely defeated MONICA
VIRTUESHIELD in a crowd pleasing 3 minute conflict.  Monica has 40 more WINS than
Goku has FIGHTS, plus 59 losses!  This match seemed a foregone conclusion when the
combatants entered the arena.  Then, all of a sudden, Goku started glowing, his hair
turned blonde and grew out about three feet, and the next thing you know, three
minutes have very quickly gone by and the upset of the day has been pulled!  Congrats
to Goku for defeating alliance mate Monica Virtueshield.
     SCHENDIRK (63-2054) (86-121-3,187) of WAYFARERS fought DARK CHAMPION (4-5689)
(27-26-0,161) of BLACK & BLUE.  SCHENDIRK overpowered DARK CHAMPION in a exciting 1
minute uneven fight.  When the announcer announced Dark Champion, I instantly flashed 
back to Tarrgir and the night games.  Then THIS Dark Champion stepped into the ring
and Schendirk made such short work of him that I was afraid anymore.  Not that I was
REALLY afraid, of course.
     LUCIFER (52-3031) (27-31-2,163) of INCARNATIONS fought BERYL (105-26) (0-0-
0,181) of  .  LUCIFER beat BERYL in a action packed 2 minute gruesome fray.  Beryl
isn't much of a fighter, but she sure is nice to look at.  Lucifer didn't care one
bit, and beat the buxom girl down anyway.  Nice, Lucifer....
     VAJRA VALMEJAR (11-4928) (39-52-0,155) of SCARLET KNIGHTS fought SONIC TACO (30-
4337) (28-22-1,154) of TRIP OUT.  VAJRA VALMEJAR was bested by SONIC TACO in a
exciting 3 minute bout.  Taco is still getting it done with this big win over Vajra.
Another three minute bout, and another exciting one to boot.
     SACRIFICE (82-12669) (7-1-0,164) of GAMES PEOPLE PLAY fought LAWRENCE THE SOT
(105-10) (0-0-0,150) of  .  SACRIFICE defeated LAWRENCE THE SOT in a action packed 1
minute fight.  Sacrifice was laughing when our arena drunk stumbled onto the sands
for this one.  Not much of a contest, even for such a youngling as this 7-1-0 wonder.
C'mon, Sacrifice, how many tournament fights do you have, anyway?
     VIRGINIA'S SECRET (11-6295) (24-22-1,149) of WAR-C-KERS fought VAN HELSING (11-
6338) (28-16-0,132) of SCARLET KNIGHTS II.  VIRGINIA'S SECRET overpowered VAN HELSING
in a popular 1 minute gory uneven fight.  Virginia's Secret is obviously NOT that
she's a vampire, or Van Helsing would have had the tools to defeat her.  Whatever her
secret is, Virginia used it well in destroying Van Helsing.  Well done.
     0002 (82-12390) (6-2-0,129) of OCT 2001 1 fought LAWRENCE THE SOT (105-10) (0-0-
0,150) of  .  0002 demolished LAWRENCE THE SOT in a action packed 1 minute one-sided
melee.  As if losing to a 7-1 warrior wasn't bad enough for old Larry, he has the
misfortune of drawing 0002 for his second match of the day...and his second loss.
Congrats to 0002 for taking that 6-2-0 record to 7-2-0.
     SOLARIS (46-3759) (23-36-0,113) of RUBY DRAGONS fought ALBINO RAINBOW (11-6238)
(23-25-1,140) of WAR-C-KERS.  SOLARIS was viciously subdued by ALBINO RAINBOW in a
action packed 2 minute bout.  Welcome to Andorak, Solaris.  Please meet our
representative from the welcoming committee, Albino Rainbow.  Please, don't laugh at
his hair, it makes him angry....  (two minutes later)  I told you not to laugh....
     0001 (82-12389) (7-1-0,112) of OCT 2001 1 fought TARIN SHARPEYES (105-3) (0-0-
0,100) of  .  0001 viciously subdued TARIN SHARPEYES in a exciting 1 minute gory
duel.  Another number with a low fight total showing fights another standby with the
same result.  At least you got to beat a sober opponent, 0001.  I know, let's see who
can be the LAST to ten losses between you, 0002, and Sacrifice.  My money is on you,
0001.  You're special.
     CRAZY HORSE (8-3348) (29-36-2,143) of MERCENARY WARCKERS fought LUKARIAN LAMORAK
(11-4841) (45-51-0,130) of SCARLET KNIGHTS.  CRAZY HORSE overpowered LUKARIAN LAMORAK
in a 1 minute uneven duel.  Understandable that Lukarian would be distracted, since
he had to watch one of his wives get killed (yes, I did say one of...he has three
from what I understand) earlier in the day.  Crazy Horse took full advantage of this
and put Luke down right quick.
     BLACKRAZOR (11-4091) (52-91-1,130) of SCARLET KNIGHTS fought SKELOS (26-3897)
(46-64-1,150) of GOLDEN CANYON.  BLACKRAZOR savagely defeated SKELOS in a exciting 2
minute gory match.  Blackrazor actually managed a win, with Skelos on the receiving
end of the bout.  I'll bet anyone here that Blackrazor gets to 100 losses before
0001, 0002, or Sacrifice see 10.  Any takers?
     KHORNE SHADOWSPAWN (46-3809) (35-19-1,129) of RUBY DRAGONS fought SMITH (14-
1282) (62-117-4,93) of MIKES.  KHORNE SHADOWSPAWN was overpowered by SMITH in a 1
minute one-sided bout.  The announcer was still getting Khorne's name out when this
bout ended, and Smith leaped in as quickly as anyone this turn.  Great job, Smith.
That's how you do it.
     BEACHED WHALE (33-6405) (27-8-2,143) of SECOND CHANCES fought TYLARRA (105-23)
(0-0-0,150) of  .  BEACHED WHALE was overpowered by TYLARRA in a crowd pleasing 1
minute one-sided fray.  Tylarra ain't no joke, as Beached Whale quickly discovered.
If you're going to be fat, you have to expect to get jumped by fast agile cats.  They
like fish, you know.
     RACING TURTLE (74-3180) (18-14-0,120) of SECOND CHANCES fought TAEL KAL (105-7) 
(0-0-0,110) of  .  RACING TURTLE vanquished TAEL KAL in a exciting 1 minute
mismatched fight.  Tael Kal is the leader of the church of Demnat here in Andorak,
but a fine warrior he is not.  Still, Racing Turtle did make a name for himself with
the win.  Congrats.
     DREAM CATCHER (74-3177) (24-12-1,98) of SECOND CHANCES fought DAISY JANUARY (14-
3913) (32-46-0,76) of THE DOGHOUSE.  DREAM CATCHER demolished DAISY JANUARY in a
action packed 1 minute one-sided struggle.  I hear that Dream Catcher uses
supernatural powers to capture his opponent's dreams the night before a fight and use
them to his advantage.  I guess that explains the vorpal bunny suit.
     WARDUKE (11-5930) (29-34-3,62) of SCARLET KNIGHTS II fought LUCIAS CLAY (22-
6359) (22-16-0,60) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS.  WARDUKE was overpowered by LUCIAS CLAY in a
crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.  Lucias was all over Warduke in this one.
It wasn't even close.  Great job, master Clay.
     SOLAR SISTER (71-5609) (16-5-0,55) of THE FURIOUS FIVE fought MINOR MINER (26-
3972) (33-44-2,87) of GOLDEN CANYON.  SOLAR SISTER vanquished MINOR MINER in a action
packed 1 minute one-sided bout.  Sweet Solar Sister danced all the way to dawn.
Unfortunately for Minor Miner, she started by dancing on his head.
     SHAVED MONKEY (71-5133) (20-14-0,74) of SECOND CHANCES fought YOGONITH (105-5)
(0-0-0,90) of  .  SHAVED MONKEY was overpowered by YOGONITH in a 1 minute one-sided
competition.  Little did Shaved Monkey know that the staple diet of a Yogonith is...
shaved monkeys.  He was lucky we got the trainers in there when we did.
     MERCURY RISING (97-1378) (7-8-4,37) of WAR SEEKERS fought TARIN SHARPEYES (105-
3) (0-0-0,100) of  .  MERCURY RISING was overcome by TARIN SHARPEYES in a 1 minute
duel.  Tarin goes one for one this cycle, with a win over Mercury Rising, a former
criminal who won freedom during Blood Games.  Congrats to Mercury on immortality, if
not for a win....
     And finally, our challenges:
     ERICKA BEARICKA (63-2461) (29-30-0,223) of MONSTER CHILD challenged VISION (26-
1573) (71-41-2,239) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS.  ERICKA BEARICKA savagely defeated VISION in
a exciting 6 minute gory Challenge melee.  Up 16.  Vision did everything a warrior
can do to hold off a more skilled opponent, but in the end, Ericka had both the skill
and the stamina to pull this one out.  Congrats to her on a great win and an
honorable challenge.
     ZHARRA TYL MEDAN (40-2586) (14-11-0,152) of SUPERIOR FORCES challenged SANDS
(11-4123) (53-88-3,153) of SCARLET KNIGHTS.  ZHARRA TYL MEDAN viciously subdued SANDS
in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge brawl.  Up 1.  Manager should know better than
to make a one point challenge like this, but he obviously doesn't care about Andorian
honor.  I shouldn't complain, as he DID challenge up and not the other way.  Okay,
I'm being told by Princess Samarra to stop being so blasted anal....
     And for the position of King's Sentinel:
     ZEBRAWOOD (41-3595) (71-53-2,212) of ACTION TOYS TV challenged CRYSTAL FIREBLADE
(66-3153) (108-67-0,273) of DEFENDERS OF VIRTUE.  Up a whopping 61!  ZEBRAWOOD slimly
won victory over CRYSTAL FIREBLADE in a 3 minute Challenge fight.  And we have a new
King's Sentinel!  Where the Kingsman's Helm with pride!!!  Now, let's see about a
column....

                    Glad to be back....
                         Khalli Dyr'eel

THE KING'S SENTINEL           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ZEBRAWOOD 41-3595           72  53  2  241  ACTION TOYS (889)          KATI-TEI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-JOE SATRIANI 11-4422        45  37  2  330  THE HEADCUTTERS II (939)   ARUAK CITY
 CRISSY 11-4993              36  22  4  269  VIEW ASKEW (981)           ARUAK CITY
 GOKU 46-3655                51  53  2  249  DRAGONBALL Z (944)         ARDIVENT
 ERICKA BEARICKA 63-2461     30  30  0  246  MONSTER CHILD (996)        AMEN-TEI
 REAL GUANO 75-3088          31  12  2  235  SECOND CHANCES (1021)      JADE MOUNTAIN
 POETIC JUICE 66-2975        40  28  0  233  ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY (846)  TARRGIR
 MICHAEL HONORBLADE 11-3300 128  68  0  227  KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE (633)    ARUAK CITY
 CADDY JACKKNIFE 11-4288     44  20  1  224  GERFEL'S FRIENDS (396)     ARUAK CITY
 POSITIVE 26-3633           120  89  0  218  WARCKERS (587)             CALEAM

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ASEROTH 71-2821             56  35  0  215  THE LAST STRAW V (1003)    KYR'TERR
 TALISMAN SHIELDGUA 11-4304  63  67  0  212  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MAXIMUS 22-5966             50  32  3  209  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978)      SOLVEN
 WOLVERINE 66-3871           45  79  4  206  X-FORCE (415)              TARRGIR
 IRIADOR 50-2481             44  32  2  206  DRUID'S GROVE (983)        SNOWBOUND
 DEATH STAR 65-3928          31  16  2  205  100% CANADIAN (1019)       DAL SHANG
 PRONTO PONGO 26-3999        58  56  2  204  WARCKERS (587)             CALEAM
 CONNOR MACLEOD 11-5532      46  36  0  204  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (994)   ARUAK CITY
 NIXIE SEASPRITE 11-4992     42  40  0  204  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
 CRYSTAL FIREBLADE 66-3153  108  68  0  203  DEFENDERS OF VIRTUE (702)  TARRGIR
 HOMELESS PRINCE 22-6012     49  31  1  201  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978)      SOLVEN
 VISION 26-1573              71  42  2  198  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (9)        CALEAM
 PUSSYCAT 14-3701            68  79  1  198  THE DOGHOUSE (896)         TOBIR
 BRUENOR BATTLEHAMME 67-917  99  84  3  194  FORGOTTEN REALMS (880)     BARIKALA
 SALINE LAMORAK 11-4261      53  80  0  193  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
 SCHENDIRK 63-2054           87 121  3  192  WAYFARERS (782)            AMEN-TEI
 MONICA VIRTUESHIEL 11-3208 143  60  0  190  KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE (633)    ARUAK CITY
 NEGATIVE 26-3654            54  57  0  187  WARCKERS (587)             CALEAM
 GIMETHATSHIELD 26-1306      70  56  1  186  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (9)        CALEAM
 DIESEL 26-4277              27  42  0  186  WARCKERS (587)             CALEAM
 WARPATH 66-2926             71 122  4  183  X-FORCE (415)              TARRGIR

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SNAKE CHARMER 22-6169       38  17  0  180  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978)      SOLVEN
 HUMMEL 14-1404              61 117  2  178  MIKES (831)                TOBIR
 LUCIFER 52-3031             28  31  2  178  INCARNATIONS (711)         FRATSFA
 SACRIFICE 82-12669           8   1  0  166  GAMES PEOPLE PLAY (839)    DWES EG
 VIRGINIA'S SECRET 11-6295   25  22  1  162  WAR-C-KERS (1007)          ARUAK CITY
 SONIC TACO 30-4337          29  22  1  161  TRIP OUT (969)             IAYE
 ZHARRA TYL MEDAN 40-2586    15  11  0  161  SUPERIOR FORCES (538)      ZENSU
 DARK CHAMPION 4-5689        27  27  0  158  BLACK & BLUE (1012)        JHELUM
 VAJRA VALMEJAR 11-4928      39  53  0  154  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
 0002 82-12390                7   2  0  151  OCT 2001 1 (1017)          DWES EG

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CRAZY HORSE 8-3348          30  36  2  150  MERCENARY WARCKERS (715)   ARKERS
 SANDS 11-4123               53  89  3  149  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
 BLACKRAZOR 11-4091          53  91  1  148  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
 ALBINO RAINBOW 11-6238      24  25  1  142  WAR-C-KERS (1007)          ARUAK CITY
 SKELOS 26-3897              46  65  1  138  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 BEACHED WHALE 33-6405       27   9  2  135  SECOND CHANCES (1018)      NIATOLI ISLAND
 RACING TURTLE 74-3180       19  14  0  130  SECOND CHANCES (1020)      DAYLA KIV
 SMITH 14-1282               63 117  4  129  MIKES (831)                TOBIR
 VAN HELSING 11-6338         28  17  0  127  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (994)   ARUAK CITY
 LUKARIAN LAMORAK 11-4841    45  52  0  123  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
 SOLARIS 46-3759             23  37  0  115  RUBY DRAGONS (1006)        ARDIVENT
 0001 82-12389                8   1  0  115  OCT 2001 1 (1017)          DWES EG
 DREAM CATCHER 74-3177       25  12  1  103  SECOND CHANCES (1020)      DAYLA KIV
 KHORNE SHADOWSPAWN 46-3809  35  20  1  101  RUBY DRAGONS (1006)        ARDIVENT

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SOLAR SISTER 71-5609        17   5  0   82  THE FURIOUS FIVE (1023)    KYR'TERR
 DAISY JANUARY 14-3913       32  47  0   75  THE DOGHOUSE (896)         TOBIR
 LUCIAS CLAY 22-6359         23  16  0   72  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978)      SOLVEN
 SHAVED MONKEY 71-5133       20  15  0   68  SECOND CHANCES (1026)      KYR'TERR
 MINOR MINER 26-3972         33  45  2   64  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
-SPEEDY 60-7293              15  13  0   58  THE MISGUIDED (1025)       ARADI
 WARDUKE 11-5930             29  35  3   53  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (994)   ARUAK CITY
 MERCURY RISING 97-1378       7   9  4   48  WAR SEEKERS (1015)         SHADOW GROVE

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-MEMPHIS 82-29598            11   5  0   38  KELLUMBO'S KIDS 26 (1027)  DWES EG

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN
SALINE LAMORAK 11-4261     53  80  0 SCARLET KNIGHTS 902    REAL GUANO 75-3088     421

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Pronto Pongo -- Maybe it would be better if you delayed? -- Pussycat

Solar Sister -- A classic match, in one way--you so hot and shining, me so cold and
snowy.  Good try, but maybe better next month. -- Daisy January

Connor Macleod -- Well, I WOULD have accepted it, if you hadn't hit me before I could
get the words out! -- Schendirk

Van Helsing -- Yep, you should stick to the crooning.  I can tell. -- Skelos
P.S.  It's the way you hit those high notes and sustain them.

Lucias Clay -- We should stop meeting like this. -- Minor Miner
P.S.  Buy you a drink.

The Saint -- This is true.  How many times have I said to my mother, that
refrigerator is in the wrong place, it makes bad feng shui worse.  But, of course,
there is no other place to put it, and the bad feng shui is in the actual bones of
the room.  But I don't see her agreeing to tear out the kitchen and rebuild. --
Nestor Khan, the Darkest Champion of Jhelum

     Mothers can be stubborn that way, can't they. -- The Saint

30 January 2006
We of the Desolate Empire Alliance want to announce with glad hearts that Heathen
Hatebred is no longer just a friend, but also an alliance-mate.  Heathen brings a lot
with him to our alliance.  His experience, talent, and loyalty will be a great
benefit to us all.  Welcome Heathen; may all our enemies' blood continue to flow
freely! -- Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire

22 February 2006
The Olympics have arrived!

The Mordanti Olympics, having been gone for six years, have returned to the Mordanti
Alliance, sponsored by Amicitia Primoris.  Teams have competed against each other for
recognition and notoriety four times in the past.  It is far past time for the fifth
Mordanti Olympics to be held.  The Mordanti Olympics shall be held in the Mordant
arena (DM-1) from May 1st (T544) through Oct 30 (T557).  There will be a
'registration period' lasting until T543, where teams will be allowed to register by
activating in Mordant and declaring their participation in the personals.  Rules will
be posted in the Mordant arena (DM-1) newsletter no later than T543, but shall be
available online before then.  An announcement will be made as to where they will be
posted.  Prizes will be awarded to the winners.

Lord Xiang
Amicitia Primoris
amicitia@gwi.net
http://amicitiaprimoris.gotdns.com

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ZEBRAWOOD slimly won victory over CRYSTAL FIREBLADE in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
ERICKA BEARICKA savagely defeated VISION in a exciting 6 minute gory Challenge melee.
ZHARRA TYL MEDAN viciously subdued SANDS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge brawl.
IRIADOR was defeated by POSITIVE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody match.
SALINE LAMORAK was slaughtered by REAL GUANO in a exciting 2 minute mismatched fight.
CADDY JACKKNIFE bested CONNOR MACLEOD in a popular 3 minute gruesome competition.
POETIC JUICE slimly won victory over HOMELESS PRINCE in a action packed 3 minute duel.
PUSSYCAT was defeated by DEATH STAR in a action packed 1 minute duel.
CRISSY overpowered BRUENOR BATTLEHAMMER in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
HUMMEL was overpowered by TALISMAN SHIELDGUARD in a 1 minute one-sided match.
MAXIMUS was viciously subdued by MICHAEL HONORBLADE in a exciting 2 minute contest.
SNAKE CHARMER was viciously subdued by NIXIE SEASPRITE in a 2 minute bout.
GIMETHATSHIELD was savagely defeated by WOLVERINE in a popular 2 minute bloody duel.
NEGATIVE was vanquished by ASEROTH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody one-sided fray.
PRONTO PONGO devastated WARPATH in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
DIESEL was overpowered by GUARDSMAN in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
GOKU savagely defeated MONICA VIRTUESHIELD in a crowd pleasing 3 minute conflict.
SCHENDIRK overpowered DARK CHAMPION in a exciting 1 minute uneven fight.
LUCIFER beat BERYL in a action packed 2 minute gruesome fray.
VAJRA VALMEJAR was bested by SONIC TACO in a exciting 3 minute bout.
SACRIFICE defeated LAWRENCE THE SOT in a action packed 1 minute fight.
VIRGINIA'S SECRET overpowered VAN HELSING in a popular 1 minute gory uneven fight.
0002 demolished LAWRENCE THE SOT in a action packed 1 minute one-sided melee.
SOLARIS was viciously subdued by ALBINO RAINBOW in a action packed 2 minute bout.
0001 viciously subdued TARIN SHARPEYES in a exciting 1 minute gory duel.
CRAZY HORSE overpowered LUKARIAN LAMORAK in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BLACKRAZOR savagely defeated SKELOS in a exciting 2 minute gory match.
KHORNE SHADOWSPAWN was overpowered by SMITH in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BEACHED WHALE was overpowered by TYLARRA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
RACING TURTLE vanquished TAEL KAL in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
DREAM CATCHER demolished DAISY JANUARY in a action packed 1 minute one-sided struggle.
WARDUKE was overpowered by LUCIAS CLAY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
SOLAR SISTER vanquished MINOR MINER in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
SHAVED MONKEY was overpowered by YOGONITH in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
MERCURY RISING was overcome by TARIN SHARPEYES in a 1 minute duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  13         LUNGING ATTACK    95 -  53 -  4      64  |
|AIMED BLOW                       9         AIMED BLOW        37 -  28 -  0      57  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    9         PARRY-LUNGE       12 -  10 -  0      55  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  8         WALL OF STEEL     43 -  41 -  1      51  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      7         TOTAL PARRY       36 -  36 -  0      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         PARRY-STRIKE      14 -  15 -  1      48  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         PARRY-RIPOSTE     14 -  16 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         STRIKING ATTACK   24 -  31 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         SLASHING ATTACK   34 -  59 -  1      37  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         BASHING ATTACK     4 -   9 -  0      31  |

Turn 421 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  2         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  4         3  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK    10 -  3     SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  6         2  WALL OF STEEL  
AIMED BLOW         6 -  3     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  6         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
WALL OF STEEL      5 -  4     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  2         1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    ZEBRAWOOD 41-3595          72  53  2  241 ACTION TOYS (889)
LUNGING ATTACK   CRISSY 11-4993             36  22  4  269 VIEW ASKEW (981)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       GOKU 46-3655               51  53  2  249 DRAGONBALL Z (944)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    MICHAEL HONORBLAD 11-3300 128  68  0  227 KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE (633)
TOTAL PARRY      POSITIVE 26-3633          120  89  0  218 WARCKERS (587)
SLASHING ATTACK  WOLVERINE 66-3871          45  79  4  206 X-FORCE (415)
STRIKING ATTACK  DEATH STAR 65-3928         31  16  2  205 100% CANADIAN (1019)
PARRY-LUNGE      CONNOR MACLEOD 11-5532     46  36  0  204 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (994)
PARRY-STRIKE     SCHENDIRK 63-2054          87 121  3  192 WAYFARERS (782)
BASHING ATTACK   CRAZY HORSE 8-3348         30  36  2  150 MERCENARY WARCKERS (715)

The overall popularity leader is MONICA VIRTUESHIELD 11-3208.  The most popular 
warrior this turn was ERICKA BEARICKA 63-2461.  The ten other most popular fighters 
were VAJRA VALMEJAR 11-4928, GOKU 46-3655, VISION 26-1573, HOMELESS PRINCE 22-6012, 
POETIC JUICE 66-2975, WOLVERINE 66-3871, REAL GUANO 75-3088, NIXIE SEASPRITE 11-4992, 
ZEBRAWOOD 41-3595, and CRYSTAL FIREBLADE 66-3153.

The least popular fighter this week was SHAVED MONKEY 71-5133.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were DIESEL 26-4277, MERCURY RISING 97-1378, MINOR MINER 26-3972, 
DAISY JANUARY 14-3913, KHORNE SHADOWSPAWN 46-3809, LUKARIAN LAMORAK 11-4841, SOLARIS 
46-3759, DARK CHAMPION 4-5689, WARPATH 66-2926, and HUMMEL 14-1404.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
JHELUM(4)            0  1 0  ZENSU(40)            1  0 0  TARRGIR(66)          2  2 0  
ARKERS(8)            1  0 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  0 0  BARIKALA(67)         0  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       8  8 0  ARDIVENT(46)         1  2 0  KYR'TERR(71)         2  1 0  
TOBIR(14)            1  3 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        0  1 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        2  0 0  
SOLVEN(22)           1  3 0  FRATSFA(52)          1  0 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    1  0 1  
CALEAM(26)           2  6 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         2  0 0  DWES EG(82)          3  0 0  
IAYE(30)             1  0 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     0  1 0  
NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DARK CHAMPION 4-5689        27  27  0  158  BLACK & BLUE (1012)        JHELUM
 CRAZY HORSE 8-3348          30  36  2  150  MERCENARY WARCKERS (715)   ARKERS
 CRISSY 11-4993              36  22  4  269  VIEW ASKEW (981)           ARUAK CITY
 PUSSYCAT 14-3701            68  79  1  198  THE DOGHOUSE (896)         TOBIR
 MAXIMUS 22-5966             50  32  3  209  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978)      SOLVEN
 POSITIVE 26-3633           120  89  0  218  WARCKERS (587)             CALEAM
 SONIC TACO 30-4337          29  22  1  161  TRIP OUT (969)             IAYE
 BEACHED WHALE 33-6405       27   9  2  135  SECOND CHANCES (1018)      NIATOLI ISLAND
 ZHARRA TYL MEDAN 40-2586    15  11  0  161  SUPERIOR FORCES (538)      ZENSU
 ZEBRAWOOD 41-3595           72  53  2  241  ACTION TOYS (889)          KATI-TEI
 GOKU 46-3655                51  53  2  249  DRAGONBALL Z (944)         ARDIVENT
 IRIADOR 50-2481             44  32  2  206  DRUID'S GROVE (983)        SNOWBOUND
 LUCIFER 52-3031             28  31  2  178  INCARNATIONS (711)         FRATSFA
 ERICKA BEARICKA 63-2461     30  30  0  246  MONSTER CHILD (996)        AMEN-TEI
 DEATH STAR 65-3928          31  16  2  205  100% CANADIAN (1019)       DAL SHANG
 POETIC JUICE 66-2975        40  28  0  233  ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY (846)  TARRGIR
 BRUENOR BATTLEHAMME 67-917  99  84  3  194  FORGOTTEN REALMS (880)     BARIKALA
 ASEROTH 71-2821             56  35  0  215  THE LAST STRAW V (1003)    KYR'TERR
 RACING TURTLE 74-3180       19  14  0  130  SECOND CHANCES (1020)      DAYLA KIV
 REAL GUANO 75-3088          31  12  2  235  SECOND CHANCES (1021)      JADE MOUNTAIN
 SACRIFICE 82-12669           8   1  0  166  GAMES PEOPLE PLAY (839)    DWES EG
 MERCURY RISING 97-1378       7   9  4   48  WAR SEEKERS (1015)         SHADOW GROVE