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Date : 02/27/2006 Duedate: 03/11/2006
ANDORAK
DM-105 TURN-421
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 THE LAST STR 71/1003 156 48 3 76.5 100% CANADIAN 65/1019
2-THE IRON DAM 36/1024 6 3 0 66.7 WAR SEEKERS 97/1015
3 KNIGHTS OF VI 11/633 420 247 0 63.0 SECOND CHANCES 71/1026
DEFENDERS OF VIRTUE 66/702 7 GERFEL'S FRIE 11/396 361 341 4 51.4
4 SUPERIOR FORC 40/538 467 338 2 58.0 ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY 66/846
5 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 26/9 249 204 2 55.0 THE FURIOUS FIVE 71/1023
KELLUMBO'S KIDS 22/978 8 TRIP OUT 30/969 61 60 3 50.4
KELLUMBO'S KIDS 26 82/1027 VIEW ASKEW 11/981
6 WARCKERS 26/587 963 903 11 51.6 9 X-FORCE 66/415 1121 1469 15 43.3
SECOND CHANCES 33/1018 FORGOTTEN REALMS 67/880
SECOND CHANCES 74/1020 SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/994
BLACK & BLUE 4/1012 DRAGONBALL Z 46/944
GAMES PEOPLE PLAY 82/839 RUBY DRAGONS 46/1006
SECOND CHANCES 75/1021 DRUID'S GROVE 50/983
INCARNATIONS 52/711 SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/902
MERCENARY WARCKERS 8/715 10 WAYFARERS 63/782 518 841 8 38.1
ACTION TOYS 41/889 GOLDEN CANYON 26/741
OCT 2001 1 82/1017 THE DOGHOUSE 14/896
WAR-C-KERS 11/1007 11-THE HEADCUTTE 11/939 128 235 3 35.3
MONSTER CHILD 63/996 12 MIKES 14/831 321 642 7 33.3
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
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---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 266): TOM SAWYER of SMITHSONIAN (The Curator, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 535): ONEWOLF of WOLFBROTHERS (Doc Steele, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 534): LITTLE DEVIL of PLAYPEN (KAT, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 527): ZEBROE of THE ZOO (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 524): BUBBA JONES of KRILL CAVALRY (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 523): MENTAL of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 521): BOUNCER of GOLDEN CANYON (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 516): ENCHANTED of CRYSTAL PALACE (Papaiz, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 486): DRIZZT of PHILANTHROPISTS (Aragorn, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 478): 5 GOT PICKED of 072905R (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 468): 8-BALL of INFERNAL LORDS (DeGotti, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 214): INSOLENT IRIS of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
DM 60 ARADI (turn 383): ASSHE-MASTER of 4000 BLOWS (Nuln, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 372): SABURO SAKAI of EMPIRE OF THE SUN (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 169): I OF THE KNEE DOLL of HAZAARDS OF CLONING (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 420): CRYSTAL FIREBLADE of DEFENDERS OF VIRTUE from TARRGIR
(JRK, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 266): YAKUZA (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 535): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 534): THE DOGHOUSE (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 527): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 524): MONEY PIT (Papaiz, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 523): MADTOWN (Namenlos, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 521): GOLDEN CANYON (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 516): CRYSTAL PALACE (Papaiz, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 486): PHILANTHROPISTS (Aragorn, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 478): WANDERERS (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 468): CYNICAL DELUSIONS (Eclipse, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 214): SILVER KNIGHTS (Dark Knight Toker, mgr.)
DM 60 ARADI (turn 383): ARADI RESORT & SPA (Lady Elysian, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 372): WAYFARERS (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 169): NIGHTHAWKS (Savant, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 420): BOXES, etc. (Doc Steele, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 535): BIG LOU of MANIC MARVELS (Barnabas, mgr.)
(turn 534): HALO of NEVERWAKE (Doc Steele, mgr.)
DM 60 ARADI (turn 383): KARATE WRECKER of THIEVES GUILD (Hombre, mgr.)
TSUNAMI of NATURAL DISASTERS (Soultaker, mgr.)
(turn 382): SPEEDY of THE MISGUIDED (?, mgr.)
SON OF BLOODLUST of 4000 BLOWS (ulnNay, mgr.)
DOONEUSHMUN of VOUGEOOT (Inferno, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 168): SHAVED MONKEY of SECOND CHANCES (Papaiz, mgr.)
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Greetings, all! It is I, Khalli Dyr'eel, Andorak's Spymaster extraordinaire!
We had 35 fights this cycle, with nine, count 'em, NINE of you drawing arena stand-by
opponents this time around. I still can't figure that one out. I mean, one or three
I might be able to understand, but nine? Mantor's beard, that's a lot. Let's see
here, out of 35 fights we only had three challenges, so I guess that means I'll have
to go ahead and report on ALL the fights for once (as some of the other spy reporters
have been doing...). So, awaaay we go!
IRIADOR (50-2481) (44-31-2,226) of DRUID'S GROVE fought POSITIVE (26-3633) (119-
89-0,205) of WARCKERS. IRIADOR was defeated by POSITIVE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute
bloody match. This is simply an embarrassment for Armalias and Co., since Iriador is
an aimed-blow and Positive is a total parry. Positive is to be commended for not
only this win, but that awesome win-loss record. A TP at this level shouldn't be
+31, but here he is.
SALINE LAMORAK (11-4261) (53-79-0,235) of SCARLET KNIGHTS fought REAL GUANO (75-
3088) (30-12-1,190) of SECOND CHANCES. SALINE LAMORAK was slaughtered by REAL GUANO
in a exciting 2 minute mismatched fight. When I first saw these two step onto the
sands I thought for sure that Guano was overmatched. I couldn't have been more
wrong. He left Saline lying in a pool of blood that it will take weeks to get out of
the white sands of our beautiful arena. I'm petitioning Lady Greywand to have it
replaced, but the red tape in getting the white sand brought it from...well, you get
the picture....
CADDY JACKKNIFE (11-4288) (43-20-1,212) of GERFEL'S FRIENDS fought CONNOR
MACLEOD (11-5532) (46-35-0,206) of SCARLET KNIGHTS II. CADDY JACKKNIFE bested CONNOR
MACLEOD in a popular 3 minute gruesome competition. Two warriors from Aruak City,
alliance mates at that, and the best description you can come up with is gruesome?
This may have been the most delightful three minutes of the cycle, with dodges,
thrusts, and parries, slashes, bashes, and ripostes throughout. It was an action
packed melee of epic proportions!!! <yawn>
POETIC JUICE (66-2975) (39-28-0,215) of ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY fought HOMELESS
PRINCE (22-6012) (49-30-1,219) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS. POETIC JUICE slimly won victory
over HOMELESS PRINCE in a action packed 3 minute duel. I think Andorian University
must mean Tarrgir Academy, but I could be wrong. I mean, I'm only the public affairs
rep for the Academy, so I probably don't know about any rival schools in Andoria....
Homeless Prince, perhaps if you were to call Tarrgir home, you would have been able
to pull this one out in the end. Better luck next time...congrats to Juice.
PUSSYCAT (14-3701) (68-78-1,224) of THE DOGHOUSE fought DEATH STAR (65-3928)
(30-16-2,197) of 100% CANADIAN. PUSSYCAT was defeated by DEATH STAR in a action
packed 1 minute duel. From the way I heard the tale, the Death Star was NOT built by
Canadians, but by the Evil Empire. I'll have to check with the Bard on that, but
hey, after the way OUR Death Star wiped the floor with Pussycat, I don't know if I
want to be startin' anything or not.
CRISSY (11-4993) (35-22-4,250) of VIEW ASKEW fought BRUENOR BATTLEHAMMER (67-
917) (99-83-3,206) of FORGOTTEN REALMS. CRISSY overpowered BRUENOR BATTLEHAMMER in a
action packed 1 minute one-sided fight. Dwarves are notoriously slow and ponderous,
Crissy is known to be fast...if you know what I mean. It's no wonder poor Bruenor
couldn't keep up and was quickly worn out and on his back on the sands....
HUMMEL (14-1404) (61-116-2,184) of MIKES fought TALISMAN SHIELDGUARD (11-4304)
(62-67-0,205) of SCARLET KNIGHTS. HUMMEL was overpowered by TALISMAN SHIELDGUARD in
a 1 minute one-sided match. I took a poll of several members of the audience, and
the peoples' money seems to be on Talisman breaking even before Hummel does. Any
takers?
MAXIMUS (22-5966) (50-31-3,199) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS fought MICHAEL HONORBLADE
(11-3300) (127-68-0,209) of KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE. MAXIMUS was viciously subdued by
MICHAEL HONORBLADE in a exciting 2 minute contest. Michael was supremely confident
as he took to the sands for his bout with Maximus. Maximus was supremely confident
as he took to the sands for his bout with Lord Honorblade. The results let us know
whose confidence was just foolish bravado.
SNAKE CHARMER (22-6169) (38-16-0,190) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS fought NIXIE SEASPRITE
(11-4992) (41-40-0,179) of SCARLET KNIGHTS. SNAKE CHARMER was viciously subdued by
NIXIE SEASPRITE in a 2 minute bout. A loss for the Charmer as he met his match
against that blue-green skinned beauty from Aruak City. Okay, so she's really from
Alfhame, but she won her immortality from fighting in Aruak City, so there. Charmer
slithered away like a snake after his embarrassing defeat.
GIMETHATSHIELD (26-1306) (70-55-1,189) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS fought WOLVERINE (66-
3871) (44-79-4,191) of X-FORCE. GIMETHATSHIELD was savagely defeated by WOLVERINE in
a popular 2 minute bloody duel. Gime gets so confused when his opponent doesn't HAVE
a shield, and this time wasn't any different. Wolverine was a blaze of blades as he
delivered blow after blow about the head and shoulders of Gime, who was trying to
grab a shield that was actually an axe. I think he may have lost a few fingers in
this one....
NEGATIVE (26-3654) (54-56-0,189) of WARCKERS fought ASEROTH (71-2821) (55-35-
0,205) of THE LAST STRAW V. NEGATIVE was vanquished by ASEROTH in a crowd pleasing 1
minute bloody one-sided fray. And so Doc Steele rears his uh...never mind. Hey,
Doc, nice to see ya! I see Aseroth made very short work of Negative, which is
impressive on some level...not sure WHAT level that is, but I'm sure you'll tell us.
<wink>
PRONTO PONGO (26-3999) (57-56-2,190) of WARCKERS fought WARPATH (66-2926) (71-
121-4,195) of X-FORCE. PRONTO PONGO devastated WARPATH in a exciting 1 minute one-
sided fight. Warpath continues the downward spiral with yet another loss, this one
at the hands of one Pronto Pongo. I'm not sure what your name means, other that
Pronto means something akin to ASAP, but you sure did live up to the first part of
your name in this one. Congrats on the hard fought win.
DIESEL (26-4277) (27-41-0,195) of WARCKERS fought GUARDSMAN (105-8) (0-0-0,250)
of . DIESEL was overpowered by GUARDSMAN in a 1 minute one-sided bout. Guardsman
is one of the toughest standbys we have here in Andorak, a wily veteran retired from
the Academy and now serving as the chief of security to the arena. Diesel, you never
had a chance.
GOKU (46-3655) (50-53-2,202) of DRAGONBALL Z fought MONICA VIRTUESHIELD (11-
3208) (143-59-0,189) of KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE. GOKU savagely defeated MONICA
VIRTUESHIELD in a crowd pleasing 3 minute conflict. Monica has 40 more WINS than
Goku has FIGHTS, plus 59 losses! This match seemed a foregone conclusion when the
combatants entered the arena. Then, all of a sudden, Goku started glowing, his hair
turned blonde and grew out about three feet, and the next thing you know, three
minutes have very quickly gone by and the upset of the day has been pulled! Congrats
to Goku for defeating alliance mate Monica Virtueshield.
SCHENDIRK (63-2054) (86-121-3,187) of WAYFARERS fought DARK CHAMPION (4-5689)
(27-26-0,161) of BLACK & BLUE. SCHENDIRK overpowered DARK CHAMPION in a exciting 1
minute uneven fight. When the announcer announced Dark Champion, I instantly flashed
back to Tarrgir and the night games. Then THIS Dark Champion stepped into the ring
and Schendirk made such short work of him that I was afraid anymore. Not that I was
REALLY afraid, of course.
LUCIFER (52-3031) (27-31-2,163) of INCARNATIONS fought BERYL (105-26) (0-0-
0,181) of . LUCIFER beat BERYL in a action packed 2 minute gruesome fray. Beryl
isn't much of a fighter, but she sure is nice to look at. Lucifer didn't care one
bit, and beat the buxom girl down anyway. Nice, Lucifer....
VAJRA VALMEJAR (11-4928) (39-52-0,155) of SCARLET KNIGHTS fought SONIC TACO (30-
4337) (28-22-1,154) of TRIP OUT. VAJRA VALMEJAR was bested by SONIC TACO in a
exciting 3 minute bout. Taco is still getting it done with this big win over Vajra.
Another three minute bout, and another exciting one to boot.
SACRIFICE (82-12669) (7-1-0,164) of GAMES PEOPLE PLAY fought LAWRENCE THE SOT
(105-10) (0-0-0,150) of . SACRIFICE defeated LAWRENCE THE SOT in a action packed 1
minute fight. Sacrifice was laughing when our arena drunk stumbled onto the sands
for this one. Not much of a contest, even for such a youngling as this 7-1-0 wonder.
C'mon, Sacrifice, how many tournament fights do you have, anyway?
VIRGINIA'S SECRET (11-6295) (24-22-1,149) of WAR-C-KERS fought VAN HELSING (11-
6338) (28-16-0,132) of SCARLET KNIGHTS II. VIRGINIA'S SECRET overpowered VAN HELSING
in a popular 1 minute gory uneven fight. Virginia's Secret is obviously NOT that
she's a vampire, or Van Helsing would have had the tools to defeat her. Whatever her
secret is, Virginia used it well in destroying Van Helsing. Well done.
0002 (82-12390) (6-2-0,129) of OCT 2001 1 fought LAWRENCE THE SOT (105-10) (0-0-
0,150) of . 0002 demolished LAWRENCE THE SOT in a action packed 1 minute one-sided
melee. As if losing to a 7-1 warrior wasn't bad enough for old Larry, he has the
misfortune of drawing 0002 for his second match of the day...and his second loss.
Congrats to 0002 for taking that 6-2-0 record to 7-2-0.
SOLARIS (46-3759) (23-36-0,113) of RUBY DRAGONS fought ALBINO RAINBOW (11-6238)
(23-25-1,140) of WAR-C-KERS. SOLARIS was viciously subdued by ALBINO RAINBOW in a
action packed 2 minute bout. Welcome to Andorak, Solaris. Please meet our
representative from the welcoming committee, Albino Rainbow. Please, don't laugh at
his hair, it makes him angry.... (two minutes later) I told you not to laugh....
0001 (82-12389) (7-1-0,112) of OCT 2001 1 fought TARIN SHARPEYES (105-3) (0-0-
0,100) of . 0001 viciously subdued TARIN SHARPEYES in a exciting 1 minute gory
duel. Another number with a low fight total showing fights another standby with the
same result. At least you got to beat a sober opponent, 0001. I know, let's see who
can be the LAST to ten losses between you, 0002, and Sacrifice. My money is on you,
0001. You're special.
CRAZY HORSE (8-3348) (29-36-2,143) of MERCENARY WARCKERS fought LUKARIAN LAMORAK
(11-4841) (45-51-0,130) of SCARLET KNIGHTS. CRAZY HORSE overpowered LUKARIAN LAMORAK
in a 1 minute uneven duel. Understandable that Lukarian would be distracted, since
he had to watch one of his wives get killed (yes, I did say one of...he has three
from what I understand) earlier in the day. Crazy Horse took full advantage of this
and put Luke down right quick.
BLACKRAZOR (11-4091) (52-91-1,130) of SCARLET KNIGHTS fought SKELOS (26-3897)
(46-64-1,150) of GOLDEN CANYON. BLACKRAZOR savagely defeated SKELOS in a exciting 2
minute gory match. Blackrazor actually managed a win, with Skelos on the receiving
end of the bout. I'll bet anyone here that Blackrazor gets to 100 losses before
0001, 0002, or Sacrifice see 10. Any takers?
KHORNE SHADOWSPAWN (46-3809) (35-19-1,129) of RUBY DRAGONS fought SMITH (14-
1282) (62-117-4,93) of MIKES. KHORNE SHADOWSPAWN was overpowered by SMITH in a 1
minute one-sided bout. The announcer was still getting Khorne's name out when this
bout ended, and Smith leaped in as quickly as anyone this turn. Great job, Smith.
That's how you do it.
BEACHED WHALE (33-6405) (27-8-2,143) of SECOND CHANCES fought TYLARRA (105-23)
(0-0-0,150) of . BEACHED WHALE was overpowered by TYLARRA in a crowd pleasing 1
minute one-sided fray. Tylarra ain't no joke, as Beached Whale quickly discovered.
If you're going to be fat, you have to expect to get jumped by fast agile cats. They
like fish, you know.
RACING TURTLE (74-3180) (18-14-0,120) of SECOND CHANCES fought TAEL KAL (105-7)
(0-0-0,110) of . RACING TURTLE vanquished TAEL KAL in a exciting 1 minute
mismatched fight. Tael Kal is the leader of the church of Demnat here in Andorak,
but a fine warrior he is not. Still, Racing Turtle did make a name for himself with
the win. Congrats.
DREAM CATCHER (74-3177) (24-12-1,98) of SECOND CHANCES fought DAISY JANUARY (14-
3913) (32-46-0,76) of THE DOGHOUSE. DREAM CATCHER demolished DAISY JANUARY in a
action packed 1 minute one-sided struggle. I hear that Dream Catcher uses
supernatural powers to capture his opponent's dreams the night before a fight and use
them to his advantage. I guess that explains the vorpal bunny suit.
WARDUKE (11-5930) (29-34-3,62) of SCARLET KNIGHTS II fought LUCIAS CLAY (22-
6359) (22-16-0,60) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS. WARDUKE was overpowered by LUCIAS CLAY in a
crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match. Lucias was all over Warduke in this one.
It wasn't even close. Great job, master Clay.
SOLAR SISTER (71-5609) (16-5-0,55) of THE FURIOUS FIVE fought MINOR MINER (26-
3972) (33-44-2,87) of GOLDEN CANYON. SOLAR SISTER vanquished MINOR MINER in a action
packed 1 minute one-sided bout. Sweet Solar Sister danced all the way to dawn.
Unfortunately for Minor Miner, she started by dancing on his head.
SHAVED MONKEY (71-5133) (20-14-0,74) of SECOND CHANCES fought YOGONITH (105-5)
(0-0-0,90) of . SHAVED MONKEY was overpowered by YOGONITH in a 1 minute one-sided
competition. Little did Shaved Monkey know that the staple diet of a Yogonith is...
shaved monkeys. He was lucky we got the trainers in there when we did.
MERCURY RISING (97-1378) (7-8-4,37) of WAR SEEKERS fought TARIN SHARPEYES (105-
3) (0-0-0,100) of . MERCURY RISING was overcome by TARIN SHARPEYES in a 1 minute
duel. Tarin goes one for one this cycle, with a win over Mercury Rising, a former
criminal who won freedom during Blood Games. Congrats to Mercury on immortality, if
not for a win....
And finally, our challenges:
ERICKA BEARICKA (63-2461) (29-30-0,223) of MONSTER CHILD challenged VISION (26-
1573) (71-41-2,239) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS. ERICKA BEARICKA savagely defeated VISION in
a exciting 6 minute gory Challenge melee. Up 16. Vision did everything a warrior
can do to hold off a more skilled opponent, but in the end, Ericka had both the skill
and the stamina to pull this one out. Congrats to her on a great win and an
honorable challenge.
ZHARRA TYL MEDAN (40-2586) (14-11-0,152) of SUPERIOR FORCES challenged SANDS
(11-4123) (53-88-3,153) of SCARLET KNIGHTS. ZHARRA TYL MEDAN viciously subdued SANDS
in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge brawl. Up 1. Manager should know better than
to make a one point challenge like this, but he obviously doesn't care about Andorian
honor. I shouldn't complain, as he DID challenge up and not the other way. Okay,
I'm being told by Princess Samarra to stop being so blasted anal....
And for the position of King's Sentinel:
ZEBRAWOOD (41-3595) (71-53-2,212) of ACTION TOYS TV challenged CRYSTAL FIREBLADE
(66-3153) (108-67-0,273) of DEFENDERS OF VIRTUE. Up a whopping 61! ZEBRAWOOD slimly
won victory over CRYSTAL FIREBLADE in a 3 minute Challenge fight. And we have a new
King's Sentinel! Where the Kingsman's Helm with pride!!! Now, let's see about a
column....
Glad to be back....
Khalli Dyr'eel
THE KING'S SENTINEL W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ZEBRAWOOD 41-3595 72 53 2 241 ACTION TOYS (889) KATI-TEI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-JOE SATRIANI 11-4422 45 37 2 330 THE HEADCUTTERS II (939) ARUAK CITY
CRISSY 11-4993 36 22 4 269 VIEW ASKEW (981) ARUAK CITY
GOKU 46-3655 51 53 2 249 DRAGONBALL Z (944) ARDIVENT
ERICKA BEARICKA 63-2461 30 30 0 246 MONSTER CHILD (996) AMEN-TEI
REAL GUANO 75-3088 31 12 2 235 SECOND CHANCES (1021) JADE MOUNTAIN
POETIC JUICE 66-2975 40 28 0 233 ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY (846) TARRGIR
MICHAEL HONORBLADE 11-3300 128 68 0 227 KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE (633) ARUAK CITY
CADDY JACKKNIFE 11-4288 44 20 1 224 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (396) ARUAK CITY
POSITIVE 26-3633 120 89 0 218 WARCKERS (587) CALEAM
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ASEROTH 71-2821 56 35 0 215 THE LAST STRAW V (1003) KYR'TERR
TALISMAN SHIELDGUA 11-4304 63 67 0 212 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902) ARUAK CITY
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MAXIMUS 22-5966 50 32 3 209 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978) SOLVEN
WOLVERINE 66-3871 45 79 4 206 X-FORCE (415) TARRGIR
IRIADOR 50-2481 44 32 2 206 DRUID'S GROVE (983) SNOWBOUND
DEATH STAR 65-3928 31 16 2 205 100% CANADIAN (1019) DAL SHANG
PRONTO PONGO 26-3999 58 56 2 204 WARCKERS (587) CALEAM
CONNOR MACLEOD 11-5532 46 36 0 204 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (994) ARUAK CITY
NIXIE SEASPRITE 11-4992 42 40 0 204 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902) ARUAK CITY
CRYSTAL FIREBLADE 66-3153 108 68 0 203 DEFENDERS OF VIRTUE (702) TARRGIR
HOMELESS PRINCE 22-6012 49 31 1 201 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978) SOLVEN
VISION 26-1573 71 42 2 198 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (9) CALEAM
PUSSYCAT 14-3701 68 79 1 198 THE DOGHOUSE (896) TOBIR
BRUENOR BATTLEHAMME 67-917 99 84 3 194 FORGOTTEN REALMS (880) BARIKALA
SALINE LAMORAK 11-4261 53 80 0 193 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902) ARUAK CITY
SCHENDIRK 63-2054 87 121 3 192 WAYFARERS (782) AMEN-TEI
MONICA VIRTUESHIEL 11-3208 143 60 0 190 KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE (633) ARUAK CITY
NEGATIVE 26-3654 54 57 0 187 WARCKERS (587) CALEAM
GIMETHATSHIELD 26-1306 70 56 1 186 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (9) CALEAM
DIESEL 26-4277 27 42 0 186 WARCKERS (587) CALEAM
WARPATH 66-2926 71 122 4 183 X-FORCE (415) TARRGIR
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SNAKE CHARMER 22-6169 38 17 0 180 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978) SOLVEN
HUMMEL 14-1404 61 117 2 178 MIKES (831) TOBIR
LUCIFER 52-3031 28 31 2 178 INCARNATIONS (711) FRATSFA
SACRIFICE 82-12669 8 1 0 166 GAMES PEOPLE PLAY (839) DWES EG
VIRGINIA'S SECRET 11-6295 25 22 1 162 WAR-C-KERS (1007) ARUAK CITY
SONIC TACO 30-4337 29 22 1 161 TRIP OUT (969) IAYE
ZHARRA TYL MEDAN 40-2586 15 11 0 161 SUPERIOR FORCES (538) ZENSU
DARK CHAMPION 4-5689 27 27 0 158 BLACK & BLUE (1012) JHELUM
VAJRA VALMEJAR 11-4928 39 53 0 154 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902) ARUAK CITY
0002 82-12390 7 2 0 151 OCT 2001 1 (1017) DWES EG
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CRAZY HORSE 8-3348 30 36 2 150 MERCENARY WARCKERS (715) ARKERS
SANDS 11-4123 53 89 3 149 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902) ARUAK CITY
BLACKRAZOR 11-4091 53 91 1 148 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902) ARUAK CITY
ALBINO RAINBOW 11-6238 24 25 1 142 WAR-C-KERS (1007) ARUAK CITY
SKELOS 26-3897 46 65 1 138 GOLDEN CANYON (741) CALEAM
BEACHED WHALE 33-6405 27 9 2 135 SECOND CHANCES (1018) NIATOLI ISLAND
RACING TURTLE 74-3180 19 14 0 130 SECOND CHANCES (1020) DAYLA KIV
SMITH 14-1282 63 117 4 129 MIKES (831) TOBIR
VAN HELSING 11-6338 28 17 0 127 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (994) ARUAK CITY
LUKARIAN LAMORAK 11-4841 45 52 0 123 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902) ARUAK CITY
SOLARIS 46-3759 23 37 0 115 RUBY DRAGONS (1006) ARDIVENT
0001 82-12389 8 1 0 115 OCT 2001 1 (1017) DWES EG
DREAM CATCHER 74-3177 25 12 1 103 SECOND CHANCES (1020) DAYLA KIV
KHORNE SHADOWSPAWN 46-3809 35 20 1 101 RUBY DRAGONS (1006) ARDIVENT
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SOLAR SISTER 71-5609 17 5 0 82 THE FURIOUS FIVE (1023) KYR'TERR
DAISY JANUARY 14-3913 32 47 0 75 THE DOGHOUSE (896) TOBIR
LUCIAS CLAY 22-6359 23 16 0 72 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978) SOLVEN
SHAVED MONKEY 71-5133 20 15 0 68 SECOND CHANCES (1026) KYR'TERR
MINOR MINER 26-3972 33 45 2 64 GOLDEN CANYON (741) CALEAM
-SPEEDY 60-7293 15 13 0 58 THE MISGUIDED (1025) ARADI
WARDUKE 11-5930 29 35 3 53 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (994) ARUAK CITY
MERCURY RISING 97-1378 7 9 4 48 WAR SEEKERS (1015) SHADOW GROVE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-MEMPHIS 82-29598 11 5 0 38 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 26 (1027) DWES EG
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
SALINE LAMORAK 11-4261 53 80 0 SCARLET KNIGHTS 902 REAL GUANO 75-3088 421
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Pronto Pongo -- Maybe it would be better if you delayed? -- Pussycat
Solar Sister -- A classic match, in one way--you so hot and shining, me so cold and
snowy. Good try, but maybe better next month. -- Daisy January
Connor Macleod -- Well, I WOULD have accepted it, if you hadn't hit me before I could
get the words out! -- Schendirk
Van Helsing -- Yep, you should stick to the crooning. I can tell. -- Skelos
P.S. It's the way you hit those high notes and sustain them.
Lucias Clay -- We should stop meeting like this. -- Minor Miner
P.S. Buy you a drink.
The Saint -- This is true. How many times have I said to my mother, that
refrigerator is in the wrong place, it makes bad feng shui worse. But, of course,
there is no other place to put it, and the bad feng shui is in the actual bones of
the room. But I don't see her agreeing to tear out the kitchen and rebuild. --
Nestor Khan, the Darkest Champion of Jhelum
Mothers can be stubborn that way, can't they. -- The Saint
30 January 2006
We of the Desolate Empire Alliance want to announce with glad hearts that Heathen
Hatebred is no longer just a friend, but also an alliance-mate. Heathen brings a lot
with him to our alliance. His experience, talent, and loyalty will be a great
benefit to us all. Welcome Heathen; may all our enemies' blood continue to flow
freely! -- Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire
22 February 2006
The Olympics have arrived!
The Mordanti Olympics, having been gone for six years, have returned to the Mordanti
Alliance, sponsored by Amicitia Primoris. Teams have competed against each other for
recognition and notoriety four times in the past. It is far past time for the fifth
Mordanti Olympics to be held. The Mordanti Olympics shall be held in the Mordant
arena (DM-1) from May 1st (T544) through Oct 30 (T557). There will be a
'registration period' lasting until T543, where teams will be allowed to register by
activating in Mordant and declaring their participation in the personals. Rules will
be posted in the Mordant arena (DM-1) newsletter no later than T543, but shall be
available online before then. An announcement will be made as to where they will be
posted. Prizes will be awarded to the winners.
Lord Xiang
Amicitia Primoris
amicitia@gwi.net
http://amicitiaprimoris.gotdns.com
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
ZEBRAWOOD slimly won victory over CRYSTAL FIREBLADE in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
ERICKA BEARICKA savagely defeated VISION in a exciting 6 minute gory Challenge melee.
ZHARRA TYL MEDAN viciously subdued SANDS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge brawl.
IRIADOR was defeated by POSITIVE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody match.
SALINE LAMORAK was slaughtered by REAL GUANO in a exciting 2 minute mismatched fight.
CADDY JACKKNIFE bested CONNOR MACLEOD in a popular 3 minute gruesome competition.
POETIC JUICE slimly won victory over HOMELESS PRINCE in a action packed 3 minute duel.
PUSSYCAT was defeated by DEATH STAR in a action packed 1 minute duel.
CRISSY overpowered BRUENOR BATTLEHAMMER in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
HUMMEL was overpowered by TALISMAN SHIELDGUARD in a 1 minute one-sided match.
MAXIMUS was viciously subdued by MICHAEL HONORBLADE in a exciting 2 minute contest.
SNAKE CHARMER was viciously subdued by NIXIE SEASPRITE in a 2 minute bout.
GIMETHATSHIELD was savagely defeated by WOLVERINE in a popular 2 minute bloody duel.
NEGATIVE was vanquished by ASEROTH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody one-sided fray.
PRONTO PONGO devastated WARPATH in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
DIESEL was overpowered by GUARDSMAN in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
GOKU savagely defeated MONICA VIRTUESHIELD in a crowd pleasing 3 minute conflict.
SCHENDIRK overpowered DARK CHAMPION in a exciting 1 minute uneven fight.
LUCIFER beat BERYL in a action packed 2 minute gruesome fray.
VAJRA VALMEJAR was bested by SONIC TACO in a exciting 3 minute bout.
SACRIFICE defeated LAWRENCE THE SOT in a action packed 1 minute fight.
VIRGINIA'S SECRET overpowered VAN HELSING in a popular 1 minute gory uneven fight.
0002 demolished LAWRENCE THE SOT in a action packed 1 minute one-sided melee.
SOLARIS was viciously subdued by ALBINO RAINBOW in a action packed 2 minute bout.
0001 viciously subdued TARIN SHARPEYES in a exciting 1 minute gory duel.
CRAZY HORSE overpowered LUKARIAN LAMORAK in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BLACKRAZOR savagely defeated SKELOS in a exciting 2 minute gory match.
KHORNE SHADOWSPAWN was overpowered by SMITH in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BEACHED WHALE was overpowered by TYLARRA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
RACING TURTLE vanquished TAEL KAL in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
DREAM CATCHER demolished DAISY JANUARY in a action packed 1 minute one-sided struggle.
WARDUKE was overpowered by LUCIAS CLAY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
SOLAR SISTER vanquished MINOR MINER in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
SHAVED MONKEY was overpowered by YOGONITH in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
MERCURY RISING was overcome by TARIN SHARPEYES in a 1 minute duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 13 LUNGING ATTACK 95 - 53 - 4 64 |
|AIMED BLOW 9 AIMED BLOW 37 - 28 - 0 57 |
|WALL OF STEEL 9 PARRY-LUNGE 12 - 10 - 0 55 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 8 WALL OF STEEL 43 - 41 - 1 51 |
|TOTAL PARRY 7 TOTAL PARRY 36 - 36 - 0 50 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 6 PARRY-STRIKE 14 - 15 - 1 48 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 14 - 16 - 0 47 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 STRIKING ATTACK 24 - 31 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 SLASHING ATTACK 34 - 59 - 1 37 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 4 - 9 - 0 31 |
Turn 421 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 2 4 LUNGING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 4 3 AIMED BLOW
LUNGING ATTACK 10 - 3 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 6 2 WALL OF STEEL
AIMED BLOW 6 - 3 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 6 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
WALL OF STEEL 5 - 4 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 2 1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL ZEBRAWOOD 41-3595 72 53 2 241 ACTION TOYS (889)
LUNGING ATTACK CRISSY 11-4993 36 22 4 269 VIEW ASKEW (981)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW GOKU 46-3655 51 53 2 249 DRAGONBALL Z (944)
PARRY-RIPOSTE MICHAEL HONORBLAD 11-3300 128 68 0 227 KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE (633)
TOTAL PARRY POSITIVE 26-3633 120 89 0 218 WARCKERS (587)
SLASHING ATTACK WOLVERINE 66-3871 45 79 4 206 X-FORCE (415)
STRIKING ATTACK DEATH STAR 65-3928 31 16 2 205 100% CANADIAN (1019)
PARRY-LUNGE CONNOR MACLEOD 11-5532 46 36 0 204 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (994)
PARRY-STRIKE SCHENDIRK 63-2054 87 121 3 192 WAYFARERS (782)
BASHING ATTACK CRAZY HORSE 8-3348 30 36 2 150 MERCENARY WARCKERS (715)
The overall popularity leader is MONICA VIRTUESHIELD 11-3208. The most popular
warrior this turn was ERICKA BEARICKA 63-2461. The ten other most popular fighters
were VAJRA VALMEJAR 11-4928, GOKU 46-3655, VISION 26-1573, HOMELESS PRINCE 22-6012,
POETIC JUICE 66-2975, WOLVERINE 66-3871, REAL GUANO 75-3088, NIXIE SEASPRITE 11-4992,
ZEBRAWOOD 41-3595, and CRYSTAL FIREBLADE 66-3153.
The least popular fighter this week was SHAVED MONKEY 71-5133. The other ten least
popular fighters were DIESEL 26-4277, MERCURY RISING 97-1378, MINOR MINER 26-3972,
DAISY JANUARY 14-3913, KHORNE SHADOWSPAWN 46-3809, LUKARIAN LAMORAK 11-4841, SOLARIS
46-3759, DARK CHAMPION 4-5689, WARPATH 66-2926, and HUMMEL 14-1404.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
JHELUM(4) 0 1 0 ZENSU(40) 1 0 0 TARRGIR(66) 2 2 0
ARKERS(8) 1 0 0 KATI-TEI(41) 1 0 0 BARIKALA(67) 0 1 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 8 8 0 ARDIVENT(46) 1 2 0 KYR'TERR(71) 2 1 0
TOBIR(14) 1 3 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 0 1 0 DAYLA KIV(74) 2 0 0
SOLVEN(22) 1 3 0 FRATSFA(52) 1 0 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 1 0 1
CALEAM(26) 2 6 0 AMEN-TEI(63) 2 0 0 DWES EG(82) 3 0 0
IAYE(30) 1 0 0 DAL SHANG(65) 1 0 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 0 1 0
NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DARK CHAMPION 4-5689 27 27 0 158 BLACK & BLUE (1012) JHELUM
CRAZY HORSE 8-3348 30 36 2 150 MERCENARY WARCKERS (715) ARKERS
CRISSY 11-4993 36 22 4 269 VIEW ASKEW (981) ARUAK CITY
PUSSYCAT 14-3701 68 79 1 198 THE DOGHOUSE (896) TOBIR
MAXIMUS 22-5966 50 32 3 209 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978) SOLVEN
POSITIVE 26-3633 120 89 0 218 WARCKERS (587) CALEAM
SONIC TACO 30-4337 29 22 1 161 TRIP OUT (969) IAYE
BEACHED WHALE 33-6405 27 9 2 135 SECOND CHANCES (1018) NIATOLI ISLAND
ZHARRA TYL MEDAN 40-2586 15 11 0 161 SUPERIOR FORCES (538) ZENSU
ZEBRAWOOD 41-3595 72 53 2 241 ACTION TOYS (889) KATI-TEI
GOKU 46-3655 51 53 2 249 DRAGONBALL Z (944) ARDIVENT
IRIADOR 50-2481 44 32 2 206 DRUID'S GROVE (983) SNOWBOUND
LUCIFER 52-3031 28 31 2 178 INCARNATIONS (711) FRATSFA
ERICKA BEARICKA 63-2461 30 30 0 246 MONSTER CHILD (996) AMEN-TEI
DEATH STAR 65-3928 31 16 2 205 100% CANADIAN (1019) DAL SHANG
POETIC JUICE 66-2975 40 28 0 233 ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY (846) TARRGIR
BRUENOR BATTLEHAMME 67-917 99 84 3 194 FORGOTTEN REALMS (880) BARIKALA
ASEROTH 71-2821 56 35 0 215 THE LAST STRAW V (1003) KYR'TERR
RACING TURTLE 74-3180 19 14 0 130 SECOND CHANCES (1020) DAYLA KIV
REAL GUANO 75-3088 31 12 2 235 SECOND CHANCES (1021) JADE MOUNTAIN
SACRIFICE 82-12669 8 1 0 166 GAMES PEOPLE PLAY (839) DWES EG
MERCURY RISING 97-1378 7 9 4 48 WAR SEEKERS (1015) SHADOW GROVE