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Date   : 03/27/2006    Duedate: 04/08/2006

ANDORAK

DM-105    TURN-423

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1-THE LAST STR 71/1003  156   48  3 76.5      WAR SEEKERS 97/1015                   
  2 KNIGHTS OF VI 11/633  426  247  0 63.3      SECOND CHANCES 71/1026                
    DEFENDERS OF VIRTUE 66/702                6 GERFEL'S FRIE 11/396  364  344  4 51.4
  3-SUPERIOR FORC 40/538  467  338  2 58.0      ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY 66/846            
  4 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 26/9  258  209  2 55.2      THE FURIOUS FIVE 71/1023              
    KELLUMBO'S KIDS 22/978                    7 TRIP OUT 30/969        63   62  3 50.4
    KELLUMBO'S KIDS 26 82/1027                  VIEW ASKEW 11/981                     
  5 WARCKERS 26/587       980  926 11 51.4    8 X-FORCE 66/415       1137 1489 16 43.3
    OCT 2001 1 82/1017                          FORGOTTEN REALMS 67/880               
    SECOND CHANCES 74/1020                      DRAGONBALL Z 46/944                   
    GAMES PEOPLE PLAY 82/839                    SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/994             
    BLACK & BLUE 4/1012                         DRUID'S GROVE 50/983                  
    SECOND CHANCES 75/1021                      RUBY DRAGONS 46/1006                  
    INCARNATIONS 52/711                         SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/902                
    MERCENARY WARCKERS 8/715                  9 WAYFARERS 63/782      521  848  9 38.1
    ACTION TOYS 41/889                          THE DOGHOUSE 14/896                   
    WAR-C-KERS 11/1007                          GOLDEN CANYON 26/741                  
    SECOND CHANCES 33/1018                   10 THE HEADCUTTE 11/939  130  235  3 35.6
    MONSTER CHILD 63/996                     11 MIKES 14/831          324  643  7 33.5
    100% CANADIAN 65/1019                 

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 268): INOCHI of YAKUZA (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 537): ONEWOLF of WOLFBROTHERS (Doc Steele, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 537): WOOFER of THE DOGHOUSE (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 530): BLIZZARD of JUST CHILLIN (Mr. Freeze, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 526): BUBBA JONES of KRILL CAVALRY (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 526): BLOODSHED of MADTOWN (Namenlos, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 524): DE DE MAO of SHERWOOD FOREST (Papaiz, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 519): STEINBACH of THE A'S -- LOSERS II (Malaquar, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 488): DRIZZT of PHILANTHROPISTS (Aragorn, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 479): 5 GOT PICKED of 072905R (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 470): 8-BALL of INFERNAL LORDS (DeGotti, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 215): INSOLENT IRIS of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 386): THE TAIL of RED DOG GANG (Spot, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 385): FALCON XLI of DEATH STUDS VII (Death Stud, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 374): ROADBLOCK of WAYFARERS (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 170): EYE OF THE KNEE DOLL of HAZAARDS OF CLONING (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 422): ZEBRAWOOD of ACTION TOYS from KATI-TEI (Papaiz, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 268): ORCISH IDIOMS (Slugbait, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 537): WHEN DOGMA FAILS II (Prophet, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 537): PLAYPEN (KAT, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 530): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 526): MONEY PIT (Papaiz, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 526): MADTOWN (Namenlos, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 524): GOLDEN CANYON (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 519): THE A'S -- LOSERS II (Malaquar, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 488): PHILANTHROPISTS (Aragorn, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 479): WANDERERS (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 470): INFERNAL LORDS (DeGotti, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 215): BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 386): DILEN'S HORDE (?, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 374): WAYFARERS (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 170): NIGHTHAWKS (Savant, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 422): THE LAST STRAW V (Doc Steele, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 268): TOM SAWYER of SMITHSONIAN (The Curator, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 530): CRIMSON WONDER of MEDIEVAL CHAOS (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 526): BUBBA JONES of KRILL CAVALRY (Leeta, mgr.)
                (turn 525): KING BROWN SNAKE of AUSSIE KILLERS (THawk, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 525): RICK O'SHEA of FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 470): 8-BALL of INFERNAL LORDS (DeGotti, mgr.)
                 (turn 469): VECORDIUS of CYNICAL DELUSIONS (Eclipse, mgr.)

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Welcome, welcome, welcome!!!  Welcome back to the ultra-exciting town of Andorak
and its beautiful White Tower.  The marble of our stunning arena was shining from a
fresh rain shower this morning, the dust that had marred the gold-veined white marble
washed away and leaving the beauty to shine through.  The white sands were washed
clean of the blood that stains them every two weeks.  It was a fresh day for fresh
faces and for honorable battle in Andorak!!!
     The battles began with the random match-ups, which were, for the most part,
pretty normal.  Racing Turtle matched up with stand-by warrior Tael Kal (from the
temple of Demnat).  The Tale wasn't about to let a turtle beat a cat, and the Racing
one was quickly returned to the staring blocks (so to speak).  Too bad we Aruaki
aren't rabbits, right Turtle?
     Alrighty, then...on with the show:
     PRONTO PONGO (26-3999) (58-57-2,191) of WARCKERS challenged WARPATH (66-2926)
(72-122-4,199) of X-FORCE.  PRONTO PONGO handily defeated WARPATH in a 1 minute one-
sided Challenge match.  Up 8.  Warpath has more losses that Pongo has fights.
Pitiful X-cuse for a warrior if you ask me.  Congrats to Pongo for the well-placed
challenge (and win).
     GIMETHATSHIELD (26-1306) (70-57-1,190) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS challenged NIXIE
SEASPRITE (11-4992) (43-40-0,206) of SCARLET KNIGHTS.  GIMETHATSHIELD slimly won
victory over NIXIE SEASPRITE in a 5 minute contest.  Up 16.  Another good challenge,
and one that I still appreciate from one of Kellumbo's Kids (UP-UP-UP!).  Better luck
next time, Sprite...try to get your shield back!
     ERICKA BEARICKA (63-2461) (30-31-0,210) of MONSTER CHILD challenged WOLVERINE
(66-3871) (46-79-4,218) of X-FORCE.  ERICKA BEARICKA demolished WOLVERINE in a 1
minute mismatched Challenge competition.  Up 8.  Hmm.  This marks the third time that
silly Bard had a warrior be challenged and lose.  Ericka is to be commended for this
win over the veteran from...you guessed it, Tarrgir.
     REAL GUANO (75-3088) (31-13-2,210) of SECOND CHANCES challenged SALINE LAMORAK
(11-4261) (54-80-0,219) of SCARLET KNIGHTS.  REAL GUANO overpowered SALINE LAMORAK in
a 2 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.  Up 9.  Well, if it isn't another Scarlet
Knight being challenged and losing.  Why are these guys still here?  To Real Guano I
offer congratulations on a smart challenge and an easy win!!!
     POETIC JUICE (66-2975) (40-29-0,195) of ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY challenged POSITIVE
(26-3633) (120-90-0,204) of WARCKERS.  POETIC JUICE handily defeated POSITIVE in a 4
minute uneven Challenge fight.  Up 9.  Well, so far we have two 8 point challenged,
two 9 pointers, and a single 16 point UP-challenge.  Can I get a 20+ pointer?  Poetic
Juice made mincemeat out of Positive in this one.  Way to go!  I've never like
scummers....  <chuckles evilly>
     SNAKE CHARMER (22-6169) (39-17-0,182) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS challenged PUSSYCAT
(14-3701) (68-80-1,186) of THE DOGHOUSE.  SNAKE CHARMER was viciously subdued by
PUSSYCAT in a popular 2 minute Challenge duel.  Up 4.  Not exactly 20+....  <grin>
Pussycat is our first warrior of the cycle to hold off their challenger.  Of course,
it must have helped not having the same manager as all the losers listed up above.  
Snake Charmer, thank you for challenging and at least trying to control your own
destiny!!!
     MAXIMUS (22-5966) (50-33-3,193) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS challenged DIESEL (26-4277)
(28-42-0,188) of WARCKERS.  MAXIMUS viciously subdued DIESEL in a popular 3 minute
brutal Challenge fight.  DOWN 5.  Well, that's more of what I expected from you,
Maximus.  Every advantage, right?
     0002 (82-12390) (7-3-0,160) of OCT 2001 1 challenged HUMMEL (14-1404) (62-117-
2,180) of MIKES.  0002 was handily defeated by HUMMEL in a exciting 1 minute one-
sided Challenge bout.  Up 20!  Thank you so much, 0002!  You've made me proud!  Not
only did you make a bold challenge, but you devastated your opponent!  Drinks are on
me!
     CRAZY HORSE (8-3348) (30-37-2,130) of MERCENARY WARCKERS challenged BLACKRAZOR
(11-4091) (54-91-1,161) of SCARLET KNIGHTS.  CRAZY HORSE was devastated by BLACKRAZOR
in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.  Up 31!  Biggest margin yet, and even
though Crazy Horse lived up to his name (Crazy), I'm still proud of him.  I guess I
should be proud of Blackrazor, too, since he won.  But with that many fights, he
should have....
     BEACHED WHALE (33-6405) (28-9-2,148) of SECOND CHANCES challenged SANDS (11-
4123) (53-90-3,150) of SCARLET KNIGHTS.  BEACHED WHALE demolished SANDS in a 2 minute
one-sided Challenge brawl.  Up 2.  THAT'S FUNNY!  The Beached Whale is ALWAYS
defeated by the Sands...only in Andorak!
     0001 (82-12389) (9-1-0,150) of OCT 2001 1 challenged SMITH (14-1282) (64-117-
4,153) of MIKES.  0001 handily defeated SMITH in a action packed 1 minute one-sided
Challenge conflict.  Up 3.  0001 left Smith sitting in the sand, stunned at his quick
loss.  Congrats to 0001 on the 10th win.  That sure seems strange to say here, you
know???
     ALBINO RAINBOW (11-6238) (25-25-1,150) of WAR-C-KERS challenged LUKARIAN LAMORAK
(11-4841) (46-52-1,166) of SCARLET KNIGHTS.  ALBINO RAINBOW was defeated by LUKARIAN
LAMORAK in a 2 minute Challenge struggle.  Up 16.  Again.  That's two 16's now as
well.  Albino wasn't quite able to duplicate the success of his teammates, but thanks
for trying!
     LUCIAS CLAY (22-6359) (24-16-0,75) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS challenged KHORNE
SHADOWSPAWN (46-3809) (35-21-1,100) of RUBY DRAGONS.  LUCIAS CLAY slimly won victory
over KHORNE SHADOWSPAWN in a 2 minute Challenge bout.  Up 25!  Another 20+ challenge!
Make my day, Lucias Clay!  And a win on top of it all.  You da man!
     MEMPHIS (82-29598) (12-5-0,68) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS 26 challenged STRYKER (50-
3404) (18-23-0,92) of DRUID'S GROVE.  MEMPHIS was devastated by STRYKER in a popular
1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.  Up 24!  Here we go; it's really too bad about
that one DC up there, as this is what mad Andorak great right here!  Stryker was able
to hold off the upstart in this one, but I sure do like to see that kind of bravado
here.  Good UC!!!
     SHAVED MONKEY (71-5133) (20-16-0,56) of SECOND CHANCES challenged SOLAR SISTER
(71-5609) (17-6-0,73) of THE FURIOUS FIVE.  SHAVED MONKEY was beaten by SOLAR SISTER
in a 2 minute Challenge match.  Up 17.  Shaved Monkeys are not going to beat Solar
Sisters.  It just isn't going to happen.  I hope you all saw that fight and will
NEVER shave a monkey.  Euwww....
     And for all the marbles and the title of King's Sentinel:
     ZEBRAWOOD (41-3595) (73-53-2,257) of ACTION TOYS TV challenged CRYSTAL FIREBLADE
(66-3153) (109-68-0,213) of DEFENDERS OF VIRTUE.  Down 44, but who am I to complain.
I take back what I said about Maximus earlier.  I guess maybe it just doesn't matter
to the managers here any more.  At least in this one, it was a title match, and the
DCer lost the bout to the lower ranked (but obviously better) Crystal Fireblade!!!
Congratulations to the King's Sentinel of Andorak!!!

               Your Spymaster,
                    Khalli Dyr'eel

THE KING'S SENTINEL           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CRYSTAL FIREBLADE 66-3153  110  68  0  236  DEFENDERS OF VIRTUE (702)  TARRGIR

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JOE SATRIANI 11-4422        47  37  2  355  THE HEADCUTTERS II (939)   ARUAK CITY
 CRISSY 11-4993              38  22  4  297  VIEW ASKEW (981)           ARUAK CITY
 GOKU 46-3655                53  53  2  278  DRAGONBALL Z (944)         ARDIVENT
 MICHAEL HONORBLADE 11-3300 130  68  0  258  KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE (633)    ARUAK CITY
 BRUENOR BATTLEHAMME 67-917 101  84  3  229  FORGOTTEN REALMS (880)     BARIKALA
 POETIC JUICE 66-2975        41  29  0  226  ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY (846)  TARRGIR
 REAL GUANO 75-3088          32  13  2  223  SECOND CHANCES (1021)      JADE MOUNTAIN
 ERICKA BEARICKA 63-2461     31  31  0  221  MONSTER CHILD (996)        AMEN-TEI
-ASEROTH 71-2821             56  35  0  215  THE LAST STRAW V (1003)    KYR'TERR
 VISION 26-1573              73  42  2  212  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (9)        CALEAM

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 IRIADOR 50-2481             45  33  2  210  DRUID'S GROVE (983)        SNOWBOUND
 MONICA VIRTUESHIEL 11-3208 145  60  0  208  KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE (633)    ARUAK CITY
 PRONTO PONGO 26-3999        59  57  2  206  WARCKERS (587)             CALEAM
 GIMETHATSHIELD 26-1306      71  57  1  205  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (9)        CALEAM
 PUSSYCAT 14-3701            69  80  1  204  THE DOGHOUSE (896)         TOBIR
 SCHENDIRK 63-2054           87 123  3  201  WAYFARERS (782)            AMEN-TEI
 ZEBRAWOOD 41-3595           73  54  2  201  ACTION TOYS (889)          KATI-TEI
 MAXIMUS 22-5966             51  33  3  200  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978)      SOLVEN
 HOMELESS PRINCE 22-6012     50  32  1  199  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978)      SOLVEN
 TALISMAN SHIELDGUA 11-4304  63  69  0  198  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
 NIXIE SEASPRITE 11-4992     43  41  0  197  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
 SALINE LAMORAK 11-4261      54  81  0  196  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
 CADDY JACKKNIFE 11-4288     45  21  1  194  GERFEL'S FRIENDS (396)     ARUAK CITY
 DIESEL 26-4277              28  43  0  192  WARCKERS (587)             CALEAM
 POSITIVE 26-3633           120  91  0  191  WARCKERS (587)             CALEAM
 DEATH STAR 65-3928          31  18  2  191  100% CANADIAN (1019)       DAL SHANG
 VIRGINIA'S SECRET 11-6295   26  23  1  191  WAR-C-KERS (1007)          ARUAK CITY
 WOLVERINE 66-3871           46  80  4  190  X-FORCE (415)              TARRGIR
 HUMMEL 14-1404              63 117  2  188  MIKES (831)                TOBIR
-NEGATIVE 26-3654            54  57  0  187  WARCKERS (587)             CALEAM
 WARPATH 66-2926             72 123  4  186  X-FORCE (415)              TARRGIR
 SACRIFICE 82-12669           9   2  0  182  GAMES PEOPLE PLAY (839)    DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SNAKE CHARMER 22-6169       39  18  0  178  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978)      SOLVEN
 LUCIFER 52-3031             29  32  2  178  INCARNATIONS (711)         FRATSFA
 CONNOR MACLEOD 11-5532      46  38  0  171  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (994)   ARUAK CITY
 LUKARIAN LAMORAK 11-4841    47  52  1  170  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
 BLACKRAZOR 11-4091          55  91  1  164  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
 0001 82-12389               10   1  0  163  OCT 2001 1 (1017)          DWES EG
-ZHARRA TYL MEDAN 40-2586    15  11  0  161  SUPERIOR FORCES (538)      ZENSU
 BEACHED WHALE 33-6405       29   9  2  160  SECOND CHANCES (1018)      NIATOLI ISLAND
 VAJRA VALMEJAR 11-4928      39  55  0  156  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
 0002 82-12390                7   4  0  155  OCT 2001 1 (1017)          DWES EG
 DARK CHAMPION 4-5689        28  28  0  154  BLACK & BLUE (1012)        JHELUM

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ALBINO RAINBOW 11-6238      25  26  1  149  WAR-C-KERS (1007)          ARUAK CITY
 SANDS 11-4123               53  91  3  145  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
 SMITH 14-1282               64 118  4  143  MIKES (831)                TOBIR
 SONIC TACO 30-4337          29  24  1  135  TRIP OUT (969)             IAYE

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SOLARIS 46-3759             23  39  0  132  RUBY DRAGONS (1006)        ARDIVENT
 VAN HELSING 11-6338         29  18  0  130  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (994)   ARUAK CITY
 CRAZY HORSE 8-3348          30  38  2  128  MERCENARY WARCKERS (715)   ARKERS
 DREAM CATCHER 74-3177       26  13  1  126  SECOND CHANCES (1020)      DAYLA KIV
 SKELOS 26-3897              46  67  1  116  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 RACING TURTLE 74-3180       20  15  0  115  SECOND CHANCES (1020)      DAYLA KIV
 STRYKER 50-3404             19  23  0  101  DRUID'S GROVE (983)        SNOWBOUND

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MINOR MINER 26-3972         34  46  3  100  GOLDEN CANYON (741)        CALEAM
 LUCIAS CLAY 22-6359         25  16  0  100  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978)      SOLVEN

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KHORNE SHADOWSPAWN 46-3809  35  22  1   85  RUBY DRAGONS (1006)        ARDIVENT
 SOLAR SISTER 71-5609        18   6  0   77  THE FURIOUS FIVE (1023)    KYR'TERR
 MEMPHIS 82-29598            12   6  0   64  KELLUMBO'S KIDS 26 (1027)  DWES EG
 SHAVED MONKEY 71-5133       20  17  0   58  SECOND CHANCES (1026)      KYR'TERR
 MERCURY RISING 97-1378       8  10  4   56  WAR SEEKERS (1015)         SHADOW GROVE
 DAISY JANUARY 14-3913       33  48  0   54  THE DOGHOUSE (896)         TOBIR
 WARDUKE 11-5930             29  37  3   40  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (994)   ARUAK CITY

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Joe Satriani -- Wow, if you had still been the Top Dog, and I had won the fight, *I*
might have the title now.  A humbling thought.  Glad it didn't happen.  A guy at the
top gets to looking too much like a target for my taste. -- Schendirk

Warpath -- Typical male. -- Pussycat
P.S.  Make love, not war.
P.P.S.  Or at least be friendly.
P.P.P.S.  And yes, naps are much better than war.

Beached Whale -- I had to get away from you as quickly as possible, lest you roll
over and squash me flat.  Ouch in prospect, but I think I'm safe this time. --
Skelos, not a whale beach

Shaved Monkey -- In what way do you embody a second chance?  To grow your hair back?
-- Minor Miner, honestly curious
P.S.  Yes, I know you "died."  Never fun, but it happens.  I think it may have
happened to me, too, but being resurrected does weird things to your memory.

Memphis -- Ouch, I feel like I've been hit by a night train. -- Daisy January
P.S.  I could tell you are female.  I don't know why Ketchum couldn't.  It shows.

The Saint -- Slipper camp. -- Nestor Khan

     As in, "your mother wears army slippers"?  That sounds...odd. -- The Saint

24 March 2006
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any more than all snail mail does).  If you DO get a receipt, it should, in the body
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that everything you sent made it to the same place.  Sometimes HAL, who is rather
simple-minded in some ways, will send half your stuff to another arena if the name
or number of that arena shows up at the beginning of a line.  So if the word Ti
appears at the beginning of a line halfway through your ads, all the ads after that
may end up in Ti, which is closed and doesn't need ads.  As a side note, sometimes
things move slowly, so don't wait until the last minute to send your ads and all.
If they get held up along the way, they may not show up until next turn.  Happy
writing! -- Ed.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ZEBRAWOOD was devastated by CRYSTAL FIREBLADE in a 2 minute Challenge Title fight.
PRONTO PONGO handily defeated WARPATH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
GIMETHATSHIELD slimly won victory over NIXIE SEASPRITE in a 5 minute contest.
ERICKA BEARICKA demolished WOLVERINE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
REAL GUANO overpowered SALINE LAMORAK in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
POETIC JUICE handily defeated POSITIVE in a 4 minute uneven Challenge fight.
SNAKE CHARMER was viciously subdued by PUSSYCAT in a popular 2 minute Challenge duel.
MAXIMUS viciously subdued DIESEL in a popular 3 minute brutal Challenge fight.
0002 was handily defeated by HUMMEL in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
CRAZY HORSE was devastated by BLACKRAZOR in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
BEACHED WHALE demolished SANDS in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
0001 handily defeated SMITH in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
ALBINO RAINBOW was defeated by LUKARIAN LAMORAK in a 2 minute Challenge struggle.
LUCIAS CLAY slimly won victory over KHORNE SHADOWSPAWN in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
MEMPHIS was devastated by STRYKER in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
SHAVED MONKEY was beaten by SOLAR SISTER in a 2 minute Challenge match.
CRISSY overpowered DEATH STAR in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
IRIADOR was overcome by MICHAEL HONORBLADE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute competition.
GOKU overpowered RHYNIAN ALANDA in a exciting 2 minute gory uneven fight.
JOE SATRIANI handily defeated VIRGINIA'S SECRET in a 2 minute uneven duel.
CADDY JACKKNIFE was demolished by BRUENOR BATTLEHAMMER in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
VISION overpowered TALISMAN SHIELDGUARD in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
HOMELESS PRINCE overpowered CONNOR MACLEOD in a exciting 1 minute uneven match.
MONICA VIRTUESHIELD handily defeated SCHENDIRK in a exciting 1 minute uneven bout.
VAJRA VALMEJAR was overcome by SACRIFICE in a exciting 1 minute duel.
LUCIFER overpowered SOLARIS in a 2 minute uneven fight.
DARK CHAMPION overcame SONIC TACO in a 2 minute fight.
VAN HELSING overpowered MINOR MINER in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided match.
RACING TURTLE was overpowered by TAEL KAL in a 1 minute uneven bout.
DREAM CATCHER narrowly defeated SKELOS in a action packed 2 minute gory contest.
DAISY JANUARY bested WARDUKE in a exciting 2 minute battle.
MERCURY RISING was bested by OHRLAM in a action packed 1 minute bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  14         LUNGING ATTACK    96 -  54 -  5      64  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    9         WALL OF STEEL     48 -  37 -  0      56  |
|AIMED BLOW                       9         PARRY-LUNGE       12 -  10 -  0      55  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  8         AIMED BLOW        38 -  33 -  0      54  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      6         PARRY-RIPOSTE     15 -  15 -  0      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         TOTAL PARRY       33 -  35 -  0      49  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         PARRY-STRIKE      14 -  17 -  1      45  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         SLASHING ATTACK   35 -  56 -  2      38  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         STRIKING ATTACK   21 -  36 -  0      37  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         BASHING ATTACK     3 -   8 -  0      27  |

Turn 423 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK    10 -  4     SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  5         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      6 -  3     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  2         3  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         5 -  4     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  5         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  3         1  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  3     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   CRYSTAL FIREBLADE 66-3153 110  68  0  236 DEFENDERS OF VIRTUE (702)
AIMED BLOW       GOKU 46-3655               53  53  2  278 DRAGONBALL Z (944)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    MICHAEL HONORBLAD 11-3300 130  68  0  258 KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE (633)
WALL OF STEEL    BRUENOR BATTLEHAMM 67-917 101  84  3  229 FORGOTTEN REALMS (880)
TOTAL PARRY      VISION 26-1573             73  42  2  212 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (9)
SLASHING ATTACK  PRONTO PONGO 26-3999       59  57  2  206 WARCKERS (587)
PARRY-STRIKE     SCHENDIRK 63-2054          87 123  3  201 WAYFARERS (782)
STRIKING ATTACK  HOMELESS PRINCE 22-6012    50  32  1  199 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978)
PARRY-LUNGE      HUMMEL 14-1404             63 117  2  188 MIKES (831)
BASHING ATTACK   CRAZY HORSE 8-3348         30  38  2  128 MERCENARY WARCKERS (715)

The overall popularity leader is MONICA VIRTUESHIELD 11-3208.  The most popular 
warrior this turn was NIXIE SEASPRITE 11-4992.  The ten other most popular fighters 
were POETIC JUICE 66-2975, PUSSYCAT 14-3701, GIMETHATSHIELD 26-1306, DIESEL 26-4277, 
REAL GUANO 75-3088, MAXIMUS 22-5966, GOKU 46-3655, BRUENOR BATTLEHAMMER 67-917, DREAM 
CATCHER 74-3177, and CRYSTAL FIREBLADE 66-3153.

The least popular fighter this week was RACING TURTLE 74-3180.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were CONNOR MACLEOD 11-5532, 0002 82-12390, WARPATH 66-2926, MINOR 
MINER 26-3972, SOLARIS 46-3759, TALISMAN SHIELDGUARD 11-4304, VIRGINIA'S SECRET 
11-6295, DEATH STAR 65-3928, MEMPHIS 82-29598, and SMITH 14-1282.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
JHELUM(4)            1  0 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   1  0 0  TARRGIR(66)          2  2 0  
ARKERS(8)            0  1 0  KATI-TEI(41)         0  1 0  BARIKALA(67)         1  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       7 10 0  ARDIVENT(46)         1  2 0  KYR'TERR(71)         1  1 0  
TOBIR(14)            3  1 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        1  1 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        1  1 0  
SOLVEN(22)           3  1 0  FRATSFA(52)          1  0 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    1  0 0  
CALEAM(26)           3  4 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         1  1 0  DWES EG(82)          2  2 0  
IAYE(30)             0  1 0  DAL SHANG(65)        0  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DARK CHAMPION 4-5689        28  28  0  154  BLACK & BLUE (1012)        JHELUM
 CRAZY HORSE 8-3348          30  38  2  128  MERCENARY WARCKERS (715)   ARKERS
 JOE SATRIANI 11-4422        47  37  2  355  THE HEADCUTTERS II (939)   ARUAK CITY
 PUSSYCAT 14-3701            69  80  1  204  THE DOGHOUSE (896)         TOBIR
 MAXIMUS 22-5966             51  33  3  200  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978)      SOLVEN
 VISION 26-1573              73  42  2  212  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (9)        CALEAM
 SONIC TACO 30-4337          29  24  1  135  TRIP OUT (969)             IAYE
 BEACHED WHALE 33-6405       29   9  2  160  SECOND CHANCES (1018)      NIATOLI ISLAND
 ZEBRAWOOD 41-3595           73  54  2  201  ACTION TOYS (889)          KATI-TEI
 GOKU 46-3655                53  53  2  278  DRAGONBALL Z (944)         ARDIVENT
 IRIADOR 50-2481             45  33  2  210  DRUID'S GROVE (983)        SNOWBOUND
 LUCIFER 52-3031             29  32  2  178  INCARNATIONS (711)         FRATSFA
 ERICKA BEARICKA 63-2461     31  31  0  221  MONSTER CHILD (996)        AMEN-TEI
 DEATH STAR 65-3928          31  18  2  191  100% CANADIAN (1019)       DAL SHANG
 CRYSTAL FIREBLADE 66-3153  110  68  0  236  DEFENDERS OF VIRTUE (702)  TARRGIR
 BRUENOR BATTLEHAMME 67-917 101  84  3  229  FORGOTTEN REALMS (880)     BARIKALA
 SOLAR SISTER 71-5609        18   6  0   77  THE FURIOUS FIVE (1023)    KYR'TERR
 DREAM CATCHER 74-3177       26  13  1  126  SECOND CHANCES (1020)      DAYLA KIV

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 REAL GUANO 75-3088          32  13  2  223  SECOND CHANCES (1021)      JADE MOUNTAIN
 SACRIFICE 82-12669           9   2  0  182  GAMES PEOPLE PLAY (839)    DWES EG
 MERCURY RISING 97-1378       8  10  4   56  WAR SEEKERS (1015)         SHADOW GROVE