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Date : 07/03/2006 Duedate: 07/15/2006
ANDORAK
DM-105 TURN-430
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 KNIGHTS OF VI 11/633 443 251 0 63.8 3 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 26/9 289 227 2 56.0
DEFENDERS OF VIRTUE 66/702 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 26 82/1027
2 SUPERIOR FAT 82/1033 502 355 2 58.6 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 22/978
SUPERIOR FORCES 1W 82/1036 4 GERFEL'S FRIE 11/396 373 350 4 51.6
SUPERIOR FORCES 1P 82/1034 THE FURIOUS FIVE 71/1023
SUPERIOR FORCES 6N 18/1029 ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY 66/846
SUPERIOR FORCES 45/1030 5-MONEY PIT 24/1040 1008 962 12 51.2
SUPERIOR FORCES 3J 65/1031 6 MAT'S SAVAGE O 27/22 9 9 0 50.0
SUPERIOR FORCES 75/1032 7 X-FORCE 66/415 1185 1563 16 43.1
SUPERIOR FORCES 34 82/1037 FORGOTTEN REALMS 67/880
SUPERIOR FORCES 3X 82/1038 DRAGONBALL Z 46/944
SUPERIOR FORCES IS 82/1039 SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/994
SUPERIOR FORCES X 68/971 DRUID'S GROVE 50/983
SUPERIOR FORCES II 60/686 SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/902
SUPERIOR FORCES 3P 82/1035 RUBY DRAGONS 46/1006
SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 4/1028 8 MIKES 14/831 328 653 7 33.4
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Well, there were again twenty-four fights, though only one commission warrior
had to take to the sands. Maybe next turn all the stand-by guys can be benchwarmers.
Goodness knows that's what they'd all prefer!
Just for fun, that one-sided fight was as follows: ARGUS (82-4056) (9-10-0,140)
of SUPERIOR FORCES 1P fought TYLARRA (105-23) (0-0-0,150) of . ARGUS overpowered
TYLARRA in a 1 minute one-sided bout. See, even the golem scribe called it one-
sided!
Of slightly more moment, though also involving Superior Forces, was the title
match (that's right, no challenge!) between Alfalfa Bird and Goku. ALFALFA BIRD (60-
3283) (71-45-0,300) of SUPERIOR FORCES II fought GOKU (46-3655) (57-55-2,230) of
DRAGONBALL Z. ALFALFA BIRD was overpowered by GOKU in a popular 4 minute mismatched
Title conflict. I'm rather disappointed by this result. There's absolutely no
chance Goku will say anything, whereas Alfalfa's manager actually wrote an ad, the
ONLY ad, this turn.
It looks like SUPERIOR FORCES avoided KELLUMBO'S KIDS, though I'm not going to
try and count how many went from and to whom. The golem who writes that particular
report was created permanently drunk and produces lists that are only marginally
useful at best. Goodness, I just realized that Superior Forces comprises almost half
the team list! That's impressive, though not as impressive as it might have been a
few years ago.
I think Olaf is trying to tell me that VISION was the most challenged warrior
and that the unlucky challenger was Battling Orclops (what's an orclops when it's at
home?). BATTLING ORCLOPS (27-814) (40-25-0,210) of MAT'S SAVAGE ORCS challenged
VISION (26-1573) (78-43-2,262) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS. BATTLING ORCLOPS was viciously
subdued by VISION in a popular 3 minute Challenge duel. This was not a surprising
result. I think the orclops was having an identity crisis and it's always hard to
fight your best under those circumstances.
Our one and only TV challenge.... MAXIMUS (22-5966) (54-36-3,194) of KELLUMBO'S
KIDS TV challenged VAJRA VALMEJAR (11-4928) (44-56-0,201) of SCARLET KNIGHTS.
MAXIMUS was devastated by VAJRA VALMEJAR in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
Max, I thought you were supposed to win when you do that. Vajra doesn't even LOOK
like all that great of a teacher.
THE PINK RANGER (68-9166) (44-38-1,220) of SUPERIOR FORCES X challenged CRYSTAL
FIREBLADE (66-3153) (115-69-0,240) of DEFENDERS OF VIRTUE. THE PINK RANGER was
viciously subdued by CRYSTAL FIREBLADE in a 3 minute battle. Given the apparent
fight differential, I suppose this didn't shock anyone. And pink really is NOT an
intimidating colour.
UNOC (82-12676) (34-25-0,191) of SUPERIOR FORCES 3X challenged WOLVERINE (66-
3871) (47-85-4,202) of X-FORCE. UNOC overpowered WOLVERINE in a crowd pleasing 1
minute mismatched Challenge duel. It's no wonder Superior Forces was avoiding, when
they're also doing so much challenging!
FINALITY (82-4063) (29-16-1,191) of SUPERIOR FORCES 3P challenged TALISMAN
SHIELDGUARD (11-4304) (64-74-0,210) of SCARLET KNIGHTS. FINALITY was overpowered by
TALISMAN SHIELDGUARD in a 1 minute Challenge fight. It looks like Finality was
expecting to learn something from this fight--I hope that expectation was realized.
HOMELESS PRINCE (22-6012) (54-34-1,202) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS challenged WARPATH
(66-2926) (75-126-4,210) of X-FORCE. HOMELESS PRINCE overpowered WARPATH in a
popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl. Ah yes, our other challenging manager,
and thus worthy of being avoided! Challenging and winning, yet!
DALLAS (18-6860) (43-42-0,196) of SUPERIOR FORCES 6N challenged CONNOR MACLEOD
(11-5532) (48-42-0,199) of SCARLET KNIGHTS II. DALLAS handily defeated CONNOR
MACLEOD in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee. Hey, you just don't MESS with Texas!
Or Texan cities, for that matter.
VALERIAN (82-17255) (24-8-0,179) of SUPERIOR FORCES IS challenged HUMMEL (14-
1404) (65-121-2,191) of MIKES. VALERIAN viciously subdued HUMMEL in a action packed
5 minute Challenge fight. That's odd, you'd think someone with the name of Valerian
wouldn't be so vicious.
LUCIAS CLAY (22-6359) (28-19-0,170) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS challenged BLACKRAZOR
(11-4091) (55-97-1,177) of SCARLET KNIGHTS. LUCIAS CLAY overpowered BLACKRAZOR in a
2 minute one-sided Challenge fight. I'm seeing a pattern in the challengees too. Is
there something I should know?
MICHAEL COOPER (4-5943) (24-11-1,95) of SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 challenged SMITH
(14-1282) (65-123-4,135) of MIKES. MICHAEL COOPER was overpowered by SMITH in a 4
minute one-sided Challenge match. I guess someone who works with iron is almost
bound to be stronger than someone who works with oak. Oak is tough stuff, but not
like a metal.
WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIRE (82-3317) (16-4-0,100) of SUPERIOR FATHER challenged VAN
HELSING (11-6338) (31-22-0,113) of SCARLET KNIGHTS II. WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIRE
devastated VAN HELSING in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle. I guess Dracula
wasn't enough of a warm-up for a minion of a truly evil empire!
And that, as they say, is all the news that's fit to print. For the news that's
not fit to print...well, just listen in dark and smoky bars, in back alleys, and at
the beauty parlor!
The Saint
THE KING'S SENTINEL W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GOKU 46-3655 58 55 2 256 DRAGONBALL Z (944) ARDIVENT
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
VISION 26-1573 79 43 2 278 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (9) CALEAM
MONICA VIRTUESHIEL 11-3208 151 61 0 251 KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE (633) ARUAK CITY
CRYSTAL FIREBLADE 66-3153 116 69 0 251 DEFENDERS OF VIRTUE (702) TARRGIR
MICHAEL HONORBLADE 11-3300 135 70 0 235 KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE (633) ARUAK CITY
SALINE LAMORAK 11-4261 60 82 0 227 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902) ARUAK CITY
TALISMAN SHIELDGUA 11-4304 65 74 0 226 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902) ARUAK CITY
BRUENOR BATTLEHAMME 67-917 107 85 3 225 FORGOTTEN REALMS (880) BARIKALA
IRIADOR 50-2481 49 36 2 225 DRUID'S GROVE (983) SNOWBOUND
VAJRA VALMEJAR 11-4928 45 56 0 219 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902) ARUAK CITY
HOMELESS PRINCE 22-6012 55 34 1 213 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978) SOLVEN
DALLAS 18-6860 44 42 0 212 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (1029) TALCAMA
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CADDY JACKKNIFE 11-4288 47 24 1 210 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (396) ARUAK CITY
THE PINK RANGER 68-9166 44 39 1 208 SUPERIOR FORCES X (971) FIREHOLD
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
NIXIE SEASPRITE 11-4992 45 46 0 207 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902) ARUAK CITY
UNOC 82-12676 35 25 0 207 SUPERIOR FORCES 3X (1038) DWES EG
POETIC JUICE 66-2975 44 31 0 205 ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY (846) TARRGIR
BATTLING ORCLOPS 27-814 40 26 0 205 MAT'S SAVAGE ORCS (22) POINT
GIMETHATSHIELD 26-1306 74 61 1 197 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (9) CALEAM
WARPATH 66-2926 75 127 4 195 X-FORCE (415) TARRGIR
GOLDWRAP 82-11886 31 11 0 193 SUPERIOR FORCES 34 (1037) DWES EG
VALERIAN 82-17255 25 8 0 193 SUPERIOR FORCES IS (1039) DWES EG
ALFALFA BIRD 60-3283 71 46 0 191 SUPERIOR FORCES II (686) ARADI
TITANIA 65-5835 36 23 0 191 SUPERIOR FORCES 3J (1031) DAL SHANG
CONNOR MACLEOD 11-5532 48 43 0 188 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (994) ARUAK CITY
WOLVERINE 66-3871 47 86 4 188 X-FORCE (415) TARRGIR
HUMMEL 14-1404 65 122 2 187 MIKES (831) TOBIR
LUCIAS CLAY 22-6359 29 19 0 187 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978) SOLVEN
MAXIMUS 22-5966 54 37 3 186 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978) SOLVEN
FINALITY 82-4063 29 17 1 183 SUPERIOR FORCES 3P (1035) DWES EG
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SANDS 11-4123 56 95 3 176 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902) ARUAK CITY
SNAKE CHARMER 22-6169 44 20 0 176 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978) SOLVEN
BLACKRAZOR 11-4091 55 98 1 166 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902) ARUAK CITY
SUPERIOR II 75-760 37 20 3 163 SUPERIOR FORCES (1032) JADE MOUNTAIN
ARGUS 82-4056 10 10 0 156 SUPERIOR FORCES 1P (1034) DWES EG
SOLAR SISTER 71-5609 22 7 0 154 THE FURIOUS FIVE (1023) KYR'TERR
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LUKARIAN LAMORAK 11-4841 48 58 1 148 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902) ARUAK CITY
SMITH 14-1282 66 123 4 145 MIKES (831) TOBIR
MEMPHIS 82-29598 17 8 0 129 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 26 (1027) DWES EG
SOLARIS 46-3759 23 46 0 127 RUBY DRAGONS (1006) ARDIVENT
WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIR 82-3317 17 4 0 123 SUPERIOR FATHER (1033) DWES EG
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
VAN HELSING 11-6338 31 23 0 99 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (994) ARUAK CITY
MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943 24 12 1 95 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (1028) JHELUM
MAXIMUM EFFORT 82-11013 14 8 0 95 SUPERIOR FORCES 1W (1036) DWES EG
DEATH FOG 45-4017 29 12 0 91 SUPERIOR FORCES (1030) STORMCROWE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KHORNE SHADOWSPAWN 46-3809 36 28 1 70 RUBY DRAGONS (1006) ARDIVENT
WARDUKE 11-5930 31 42 3 57 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (994) ARUAK CITY
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Next? -- Manager
That would appear to be Goku.... -- The Saint, pointer out of the obvious
6 June 2006
To those involved, no, I have not abandoned your stories. But I've been letting them
drift, and that has to stop, so I am taking the time to make sure that I know where
they are going, more than just "what happens next" dreamed up on the fly, before
resuming work on them. No new stories will be started until at least one of the old
ones has concluded, for the same reason: quantity can't substitute for quality.
Your patience in this matter is appreciated. -- the Scribe
20 June 2006
Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire
Our newest Dark Knight disrespected?!?!?! ARE THEY SERIOUS?!?! If at all possible,
let's get over to 31. I'm on the way. Let's get 'em. -- Dark Knight Osiris
26 June 2006
To those interested, G.E.C.K.O., Inc, is looking for able-bodied warriors to embark
on a dangerous mission. Those interested (or for more details) diplo me at:
Juice, DM 93, mgr. Arena Masters, Inc -- Juice
30 June 2006
All -- I am looking for able bodied warriors, magic-wielding wizards, faith-healing
clerics, and quick-handed thieves to begin a quest requested by the Emperor of the
Southern Kingdom of Crailmia. All interested parties can diplo me in arena 93 --
Noblish Island, c/o Will-O-Wisps (1422) or write to me at -- Robert Bennett, 317173,
4269 West M-80, Kincheloe, Mi 49784. -- the Lightbearer, mgr. Will-O-Wisps
1 July 2006
BROTHER KNIGHTS OF THE DESOLATE EMPIRE -- Hail brothers where ever you are to be
found! We are engaging in arena 31. Let them feel our wrath. Onward to glory!!! --
Dark knight Blackstorm
1 July 2006
Soultaker -- Read your e-mail! -- Guardian
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
MAXIMUS was devastated by VAJRA VALMEJAR in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
THE PINK RANGER was viciously subdued by CRYSTAL FIREBLADE in a 3 minute battle.
UNOC overpowered WOLVERINE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
FINALITY was overpowered by TALISMAN SHIELDGUARD in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
BATTLING ORCLOPS was viciously subdued by VISION in a popular 3 minute Challenge duel.
HOMELESS PRINCE overpowered WARPATH in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
DALLAS handily defeated CONNOR MACLEOD in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
VALERIAN viciously subdued HUMMEL in a action packed 5 minute Challenge fight.
LUCIAS CLAY overpowered BLACKRAZOR in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
MICHAEL COOPER was overpowered by SMITH in a 4 minute one-sided Challenge match.
WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIRE devastated VAN HELSING in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
ALFALFA BIRD was overpowered by GOKU in a popular 4 minute mismatched Title conflict.
MONICA VIRTUESHIELD overpowered CADDY JACKKNIFE in a 3 minute uneven struggle.
MICHAEL HONORBLADE devastated NIXIE SEASPRITE in a 2 minute gory mismatched brawl.
GOLDWRAP was overpowered by IRIADOR in a 2 minute one-sided match.
GIMETHATSHIELD was overpowered by BRUENOR BATTLEHAMMER in a 2 minute one-sided match.
TITANIA was devastated by SALINE LAMORAK in a action packed 2 minute one-sided bout.
POETIC JUICE demolished SANDS in a 3 minute uneven bout.
SNAKE CHARMER vanquished SOLARIS in a popular 8 minute mismatched fray.
LUKARIAN LAMORAK was subdued by SOLAR SISTER in a popular 3 minute fight.
SUPERIOR II vanquished MEMPHIS in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
ARGUS overpowered TYLARRA in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
MAXIMUM EFFORT won victory over KHORNE SHADOWSPAWN in a 2 minute bout.
DEATH FOG vanquished WARDUKE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fray.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 11 PARRY-RIPOSTE 16 - 10 - 0 62 |
|TOTAL PARRY 7 LUNGING ATTACK 72 - 50 - 2 59 |
|AIMED BLOW 6 AIMED BLOW 43 - 32 - 1 57 |
|WALL OF STEEL 6 WALL OF STEEL 42 - 32 - 0 57 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 5 STRIKING ATTACK 28 - 27 - 0 51 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 5 TOTAL PARRY 32 - 34 - 0 48 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 4 PARRY-STRIKE 7 - 11 - 0 39 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 SLASHING ATTACK 23 - 45 - 1 34 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 4 - 0 33 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-LUNGE 8 - 20 - 0 29 |
Turn 430 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 2 - 4 2 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 2 - 5 2 WALL OF STEEL
AIMED BLOW 5 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 3 2 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 5 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE
LUNGING ATTACK 7 - 4 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK
1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW GOKU 46-3655 58 55 2 256 DRAGONBALL Z (944)
TOTAL PARRY VISION 26-1573 79 43 2 278 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (9)
WALL OF STEEL MONICA VIRTUESHIE 11-3208 151 61 0 251 KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE (633)
LUNGING ATTACK CRYSTAL FIREBLADE 66-3153 116 69 0 251 DEFENDERS OF VIRTUE (702)
PARRY-RIPOSTE MICHAEL HONORBLAD 11-3300 135 70 0 235 KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE (633)
STRIKING ATTACK VAJRA VALMEJAR 11-4928 45 56 0 219 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)
SLASHING ATTACK WARPATH 66-2926 75 127 4 195 X-FORCE (415)
PARRY-LUNGE VALERIAN 82-17255 25 8 0 193 SUPERIOR FORCES IS (1039)
PARRY-STRIKE SMITH 14-1282 66 123 4 145 MIKES (831)
The overall popularity leader is MONICA VIRTUESHIELD 11-3208. The most popular
warrior this turn was GOKU 46-3655. The ten other most popular fighters were HUMMEL
14-1404, VISION 26-1573, SMITH 14-1282, VALERIAN 82-17255, LUCIAS CLAY 22-6359,
MONICA VIRTUESHIELD 11-3208, CRYSTAL FIREBLADE 66-3153, BRUENOR BATTLEHAMMER 67-917,
SOLAR SISTER 71-5609, and SALINE LAMORAK 11-4261.
The least popular fighter this week was SOLARIS 46-3759. The other ten least popular
fighters were WARPATH 66-2926, MAXIMUS 22-5966, WARDUKE 11-5930, MEMPHIS 82-29598,
VAN HELSING 11-6338, MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943, CONNOR MACLEOD 11-5532, FINALITY 82-4063,
WOLVERINE 66-3871, and KHORNE SHADOWSPAWN 46-3809.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
JHELUM(4) 0 1 0 POINT(27) 0 1 0 TARRGIR(66) 2 2 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 5 8 0 STORMCROWE(45) 1 0 0 BARIKALA(67) 1 0 0
TOBIR(14) 1 1 0 ARDIVENT(46) 1 2 0 FIREHOLD(68) 0 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 1 0 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 1 0 0 KYR'TERR(71) 1 0 0
SOLVEN(22) 3 1 0 ARADI(60) 0 1 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 1 0 0
CALEAM(26) 1 1 0 DAL SHANG(65) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 5 3 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943 24 12 1 95 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (1028) JHELUM
MONICA VIRTUESHIEL 11-3208 151 61 0 251 KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE (633) ARUAK CITY
HUMMEL 14-1404 65 122 2 187 MIKES (831) TOBIR
DALLAS 18-6860 44 42 0 212 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (1029) TALCAMA
HOMELESS PRINCE 22-6012 55 34 1 213 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978) SOLVEN
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
VISION 26-1573 79 43 2 278 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (9) CALEAM
BATTLING ORCLOPS 27-814 40 26 0 205 MAT'S SAVAGE ORCS (22) POINT
DEATH FOG 45-4017 29 12 0 91 SUPERIOR FORCES (1030) STORMCROWE
GOKU 46-3655 58 55 2 256 DRAGONBALL Z (944) ARDIVENT
IRIADOR 50-2481 49 36 2 225 DRUID'S GROVE (983) SNOWBOUND
ALFALFA BIRD 60-3283 71 46 0 191 SUPERIOR FORCES II (686) ARADI
TITANIA 65-5835 36 23 0 191 SUPERIOR FORCES 3J (1031) DAL SHANG
CRYSTAL FIREBLADE 66-3153 116 69 0 251 DEFENDERS OF VIRTUE (702) TARRGIR
BRUENOR BATTLEHAMME 67-917 107 85 3 225 FORGOTTEN REALMS (880) BARIKALA
THE PINK RANGER 68-9166 44 39 1 208 SUPERIOR FORCES X (971) FIREHOLD
SOLAR SISTER 71-5609 22 7 0 154 THE FURIOUS FIVE (1023) KYR'TERR
SUPERIOR II 75-760 37 20 3 163 SUPERIOR FORCES (1032) JADE MOUNTAIN
UNOC 82-12676 35 25 0 207 SUPERIOR FORCES 3X (1038) DWES EG