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Date   : 08/28/2006    Duedate: 09/09/2006

ANDORAK

DM-105    TURN-434

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 KNIGHTS OF VI 11/633  453  253  1 64.2    4 TUFT TUGGERS 11/597   442  381  4 53.7
    DEFENDERS OF VIRTUE 66/702                  MANIACAL TUFTS 11/998                 
  2 SUPERIOR FAT 82/1033  523  370  2 58.6      TUFT-TASTIC! 46/707                   
    SUPERIOR FORCES 6N 18/1029                5 GERFEL'S FRIE 11/396  379  355  4 51.6
    SUPERIOR FORCES 1P 82/1034                  ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY 66/846            
    SUPERIOR FORCES 34 82/1037                  THE FURIOUS FIVE 71/1023              
    SUPERIOR FORCES 1W 82/1036                6 COLOR ME 16/984         6    6  0 50.0
    SUPERIOR FORCES 45/1030                     OGRES ARE US 60/647                   
    SUPERIOR FORCES X 68/971                  7 MAT'S SAVAGE O 27/22   10   12  0 45.5
    SUPERIOR FORCES 3J 65/1031                8 X-FORCE 66/415       1216 1600 16 43.2
    SUPERIOR FORCES 3P 82/1035                  FORGOTTEN REALMS 67/880               
    SUPERIOR FORCES 3X 82/1038                  DRAGONBALL Z 46/944                   
    SUPERIOR FORCES IS 82/1039                  SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/994             
    SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 4/1028                  DRUID'S GROVE 50/983                  
  3 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 26/9  306  240  3 56.0      SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/902                
    KELLUMBO'S KIDS 26 82/1027                  RUBY DRAGONS 46/1006                  
    KELLUMBO'S KIDS 22/978                    9 MIKES 14/831          330  659  7 33.4

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Zontani Sharp-Eyes?  Pfaugh!  The man's a fool.
     What you want are the facts, nothing more, nothing less.
     Twenty-seven fights, involving three standbys and fifty-one managed warriors.  
Eleven challenges, of which one was a tv challenge.  No deaths.
     Kellumbo's Kids were the most avoided team, and of those avoiding them, Mat's 
Savage Orcs did it the most often.  There is an implication here that Kellumbo's kids 
may be even more savage than Mat's orcs, but I will leave that speculation for others 
to pursue.
     Zontani's "notes" suggest that either Wolverine has been up to something 
nefarious, making himself many enemies, or he was most challenged this cycle.  No 
clear indication which, but I suppose Wolverine knows, and so do the people who 
challenged him today.

     A brief run-down on the fights:
     WARDUKE (11-5930) (32-44-3,83) of SCARLET KNIGHTS II fought OHRLAM (105-2) (0-0-
0,60) of the College of Mimes.  WARDUKE overpowered OHRLAM in a 1 minute one-sided 
fight.  This will have surprised nobody, but that's okay.  Some days, we don't want 
surprises.
     LUKARIAN LAMORAK (11-4841) (49-60-1,135) of SCARLET KNIGHTS fought DEATH FOG 
(45-4017) (30-14-0,93) of SUPERIOR FORCES.  LUKARIAN LAMORAK was beaten by DEATH FOG 
in an action packed 1 minute competition.  Dangerous things, fogs.  We had one this 
morning, and you couldn't see the horse before the cart, much less the runaway coach 
pulling out of the alley up ahead.  A tricky interlude.
     SOLARIS (46-3759) (24-48-0,135) of RUBY DRAGONS fought BUTTERHEAD (105-11) (0-0-
0,150) of the College of Mimes.  SOLARIS was viciously subdued by BUTTERHEAD in a 
popular 9 minute gruesome fray.  There was, I am sorry to say, laughter from the 
stands.  Well have they been called the "peanut gallery"!  The warriors in subsequent 
matches were troubled by the drifts of peanut shells on the sands.
     GIMETHATSHIELD (26-1306) (74-64-1,175) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS fought BLACKRAZOR (11-
4091) (56-100-1,140) of SCARLET KNIGHTS.  GIMETHATSHIELD savagely defeated BLACKRAZOR 
in an action packed 5 minute brutal match.  One begins to perceive why, exactly, 
Kellumbo's kids were avoided, even by tough orcs.
     NIXIE SEASPRITE (11-4992) (46-48-0,195) of SCARLET KNIGHTS fought CHI'EN HUAN LI 
(11-3882) (46-47-1,170) of TUFT TUGGERS.  NIXIE SEASPRITE defeated CHI'EN HUAN LI in 
a popular 1 minute duel.  This was, unfortunately for Ms Chi'en, an aquatic match, 
with the arena being flooded for the event.  Only knee deep, but if you aren't 
expecting it, well... you lose.

     CADDY JACKKNIFE (11-4288) (47-27-1,190) of GERFEL'S FRIENDS fought SMITH (14-
1282) (68-124-4,162) of MIKES.  CADDY JACKKNIFE defeated SMITH in an exciting 4 
minute duel.  Smith... this is a name for a gladiator, one to stir the crowds and 
inspire the man who bears it?  Somehow I'm not seeing this.
     LUCIAS CLAY (22-6359) (30-21-0,196) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS fought POETIC JUICE (66-
2975) (45-32-0,191) of ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY.  LUCIAS CLAY was subdued by POETIC JUICE 
in a 2 minute fight.  I consider the use of blank verse especially shocking and 
verging on dirty pool.
     GOKU (46-3655) (60-56-2,199) of DRAGONBALL Z fought FINALITY (82-4063) (31-17-
1,199) of SUPERIOR FORCES 3P.  GOKU handily defeated FINALITY in a crowd pleasing 2 
minute gory uneven duel.  The warrior, if such he may be called--it might be better 
to say, the fragments of the warrior--from Superior Forces may be renamed 
Temporarity.
     FLINGLEBITS (46-2836) (52-19-0,199) of TUFT-TASTIC! fought HOMELESS PRINCE (22-
6012) (56-36-1,189) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS.  FLINGLEBITS outlasted HOMELESS PRINCE in an 
exciting 11 minute gory duel.  I don't know about you, but I find it hard to remain 
excited for eleven minutes.  Especially since it started to rain during this match.
     VISION (26-1573) (81-44-3,254) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS fought UNOC (82-12676) (36-26-
0,207) of SUPERIOR FORCES 3X.  VISION slimly won victory over UNOC in a crowd 
pleasing 8 minute gory competition.  Is it my imagination, or has there been, 
relatively speaking, a large number of long fights here today?

     IRIADOR (50-2481) (52-36-2,271) of DRUID'S GROVE fought SNAKE CHARMER (22-6169) 
(46-21-0,195) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS.  IRIADOR savagely defeated SNAKE CHARMER in an 
exciting 2 minute gory bout.  Some people just have no ear for the music of the 
flute.  And too many of those people attempt to play said flute.  If I were a snake, 
I would not be charmed.
     BRUENOR BATTLEHAMMER (67-917) (109-86-3,245) of FORGOTTEN REALMS fought CRYSTAL 
FIREBLADE (66-3153) (119-69-0,295) of DEFENDERS OF VIRTUE.  BRUENOR BATTLEHAMMER 
slimly won victory over CRYSTAL FIREBLADE in a 4 minute fight.  This would seem to 
suggest that the hammer is mighter than the blade.  Perhaps there will be other tests 
of this proposition.
     GOLDWRAP (82-11886) (33-11-0,211) of SUPERIOR FORCES 34 fought WARPATH (66-2926) 
(76-129-4,188) of X-FORCE.  GOLDWRAP handily defeated WARPATH in a crowd pleasing 1 
minute mismatched bout.  Make dollars, not war?
     MONICA VIRTUESHIELD (11-3208) (154-61-1,323) of KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE fought SALINE 
LAMORAK (11-4261) (62-83-0,236) of SCARLET KNIGHTS.  MONICA VIRTUESHIELD vanquished 
SALINE LAMORAK in a 4 minute mismatched bout.  Virtue triumphs, to the surprise of 
many and dismay of a few.
     MEMPHIS (82-29598) (20-8-0,211) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS 26 fought TESSHIAN (105-22) 
(0-0-0,181) of the College of Mimes.  MEMPHIS overpowered TESSHIAN in a popular 1 
minute mismatched conflict.  It's no wonder the crowd was pleased; nobody much likes 
mimes.  One wonders why they do it.

     The challenge matches:
     MAXIMUM EFFORT (82-11013) (14-10-0,87) of SUPERIOR FORCES 1W challenged VAN 
HELSING (11-6338) (32-25-0,88) of SCARLET KNIGHTS II.  Up 1.  MAXIMUM EFFORT 
demolished VAN HELSING in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.  If this was, 
indeed, a mismatch, Van Helsing had better hit the practice rooms.
     PLASMA DESIRE (60-3080) (18-9-0,60) of OGRES ARE US challenged BLIND GIRL (22-
6041) (22-5-0,87) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS.  Up 27.  PLASMA DESIRE overpowered BLIND GIRL 
in a popular 2 minute one-sided Challenge melee.  There was rude laughter.  Ignore 
it.
     WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIRE (82-3317) (18-5-0,121) of SUPERIOR FATHER challenged KHORNE 
SHADOWSPAWN (46-3809) (39-28-1,121) of RUBY DRAGONS.  Straight across.  WORKS 4 EVIL 
EMPIRE vanquished KHORNE SHADOWSPAWN in a 1 minute Challenge fight.  It is always a 
pleasure to see evil people beat up on each other.  More!
     MICHAEL COOPER (4-5943) (26-12-1,147) of SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 challenged SANDS 
(11-4123) (56-98-3,161) of SCARLET KNIGHTS.  Up 14.  MICHAEL COOPER was viciously 
subdued by SANDS in a popular 2 minute Challenge duel.  By sands, on the sands, 
whatever.
     CLOVIA SHIMMERMOON (11-4685) (21-8-0,174) of MANIACAL TUFTS challenged HUMMEL 
(14-1404) (65-125-2,189) of MIKES.  Up 15.  CLOVIA SHIMMERMOON handily defeated 
HUMMEL in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.  Proper.  "Hummel" is just "humble" with 
a mumble, after all.

     BATTLING ORCLOPS (27-814) (41-28-0,201) of MAT'S SAVAGE ORCS challenged THE PINK 
RANGER (68-9166) (45-40-1,210) of SUPERIOR FORCES X.  Up 9.  BATTLING ORCLOPS was 
overpowered by THE PINK RANGER in a 2 minute Challenge struggle.  Ah, the savage orc, 
avoider of Kellumbo's many kids.
     JHADZIA SHIMMERMOON (11-3921) (46-39-0,207) of TUFT TUGGERS challenged CONNOR 
MACLEOD (11-5532) (48-46-0,209) of SCARLET KNIGHTS II.  Up 2.  JHADZIA SHIMMERMOON 
was bested by CONNOR MACLEOD in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.  Well, Jhadzia lost, but 
she was prettier.
     ARGUS (82-4056) (12-10-0,181) of SUPERIOR FORCES 1P challenged SOLAR SISTER (71-
5609) (25-7-0,189) of THE FURIOUS FIVE.  Up 8.  ARGUS overpowered SOLAR SISTER in a 1 
minute one-sided Challenge fight.  I can think of several possible comments, but they 
feel trite and shopworn, so I'm going to pass.  Good work, Angus.
     SEGALLION SUNDANCER (11-4600) (43-28-1,201) of TUFT TUGGERS challenged VAJRA 
VALMEJAR (11-4928) (46-58-0,203) of SCARLET KNIGHTS.  Up 2.  SEGALLION SUNDANCER was 
defeated by VAJRA VALMEJAR in a 2 minute Challenge duel.  Been too cloudy, I expect.
     VALERIAN (82-17255) (25-10-0,183) of SUPERIOR FORCES IS challenged TALISMAN 
SHIELDGUARD (11-4304) (65-77-0,184) of SCARLET KNIGHTS.  Up 1.  VALERIAN was savagely 
defeated by TALISMAN SHIELDGUARD in a 2 minute Challenge melee.  Was this because of 
something your best friend wouldn't tell you?  And if so, what does that make the 
person who DOES tell you?

     The tourney victor:  MAXIMUS (22-5966) (57-37-3,211) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS TV 
challenged WOLVERINE (66-3871) (49-87-4,223) of X-FORCE.  Up 12.  MAXIMUS slimly won 
victory over WOLVERINE in a 3 minute Challenge fight.  Congratulations to Maximus for 
being a tourney victor in the first place.

     And for the title, a random match:  DALLAS (18-6860) (46-42-0,247) of SUPERIOR 
FORCES 6N fought MICHAEL HONORBLADE (11-3300) (138-70-0,282) of KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE.  
Up 35.  DALLAS devastated MICHAEL HONORBLADE in a 2 minute one-sided Title battle.  
This gives Andorak a Superior Force on the throne, which seems like a good thing.  
Congratulations.

                                       Ardane

THE KING'S SENTINEL           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DALLAS 18-6860              47  42  0  294  SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (1029)  TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MONICA VIRTUESHIEL 11-3208 155  61  1  336  KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE (633)    ARUAK CITY
 IRIADOR 50-2481             53  36  2  291  DRUID'S GROVE (983)        SNOWBOUND
 BRUENOR BATTLEHAMME 67-917 110  86  3  278  FORGOTTEN REALMS (880)     BARIKALA
 VISION 26-1573              82  44  3  267  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (9)        CALEAM
 THE PINK RANGER 68-9166     46  40  1  228  SUPERIOR FORCES X (971)    FIREHOLD
 GOLDWRAP 82-11886           34  11  0  221  SUPERIOR FORCES 34 (1037)  DWES EG
 GOKU 46-3655                61  56  2  219  DRAGONBALL Z (944)         ARDIVENT
 CONNOR MACLEOD 11-5532      49  46  0  219  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (994)   ARUAK CITY
 VAJRA VALMEJAR 11-4928      47  58  0  219  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
 MAXIMUS 22-5966             58  37  3  217  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978)      SOLVEN
 MEMPHIS 82-29598            21   8  0  217  KELLUMBO'S KIDS 26 (1027)  DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FLINGLEBITS 46-2836         53  19  0  214  TUFT-TASTIC! (707)         ARDIVENT

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SALINE LAMORAK 11-4261      62  84  0  210  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
 UNOC 82-12676               36  27  0  208  SUPERIOR FORCES 3X (1038)  DWES EG
 POETIC JUICE 66-2975        46  32  0  205  ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY (846)  TARRGIR
 CRYSTAL FIREBLADE 66-3153  119  70  0  204  DEFENDERS OF VIRTUE (702)  TARRGIR
 ARGUS 82-4056               13  10  0  204  SUPERIOR FORCES 1P (1034)  DWES EG
 WOLVERINE 66-3871           49  88  4  203  X-FORCE (415)              TARRGIR
 HOMELESS PRINCE 22-6012     56  37  1  199  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978)      SOLVEN
 TALISMAN SHIELDGUA 11-4304  66  77  0  198  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
 NIXIE SEASPRITE 11-4992     47  48  0  197  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
 JHADZIA SHIMMERMOO 11-3921  46  40  0  196  TUFT TUGGERS (597)         ARUAK CITY
-TITANIA 65-5835             36  25  0  196  SUPERIOR FORCES 3J (1031)  DAL SHANG
 SNAKE CHARMER 22-6169       46  22  0  195  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978)      SOLVEN
 SEGALLION SUNDANCE 11-4600  43  29  1  195  TUFT TUGGERS (597)         ARUAK CITY
 CLOVIA SHIMMERMOON 11-4685  22   8  0  193  MANIACAL TUFTS (998)       ARUAK CITY
 CADDY JACKKNIFE 11-4288     48  27  1  192  GERFEL'S FRIENDS (396)     ARUAK CITY
 BATTLING ORCLOPS 27-814     41  29  0  192  MAT'S SAVAGE ORCS (22)     POINT
 LUCIAS CLAY 22-6359         30  22  0  192  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978)      SOLVEN
 MICHAEL HONORBLADE 11-3300 138  71  0  191  KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE (633)    ARUAK CITY
 FINALITY 82-4063            31  18  1  190  SUPERIOR FORCES 3P (1035)  DWES EG
 WARPATH 66-2926             76 130  4  188  X-FORCE (415)              TARRGIR

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 VALERIAN 82-17255           25  11  0  178  SUPERIOR FORCES IS (1039)  DWES EG
 GIMETHATSHIELD 26-1306      75  64  1  177  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (9)        CALEAM
 SOLAR SISTER 71-5609        25   8  0  176  THE FURIOUS FIVE (1023)    KYR'TERR
 HUMMEL 14-1404              65 126  2  175  MIKES (831)                TOBIR
 SMITH 14-1282               68 125  4  172  MIKES (831)                TOBIR
 SANDS 11-4123               57  98  3  172  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
 CHI'EN HUAN LI 11-3882      46  48  1  171  TUFT TUGGERS (597)         ARUAK CITY

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BLACKRAZOR 11-4091          56 101  1  150  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
 MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943       26  13  1  146  SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (1028) JHELUM
 WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIR 82-3317  19   5  0  137  SUPERIOR FATHER (1033)     DWES EG
 SOLARIS 46-3759             24  49  0  134  RUBY DRAGONS (1006)        ARDIVENT
 DEATH FOG 45-4017           31  14  0  120  SUPERIOR FORCES (1030)     STORMCROWE
 KHORNE SHADOWSPAWN 46-3809  39  29  1  115  RUBY DRAGONS (1006)        ARDIVENT
 LUKARIAN LAMORAK 11-4841    49  61  1  113  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MAXIMUM EFFORT 82-11013     15  10  0  100  SUPERIOR FORCES 1W (1036)  DWES EG
-GINGER BROWN 16-3584        21  10  1   97  COLOR ME (984)             WILLAF
 PLASMA DESIRE 60-3080       19   9  0   96  OGRES ARE US (647)         ARADI

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WARDUKE 11-5930             33  44  3   88  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (994)   ARUAK CITY
 VAN HELSING 11-6338         32  26  0   78  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (994)   ARUAK CITY
 BLIND GIRL 22-6041          22   6  0   66  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978)      SOLVEN

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Oh, oops.  Papaiz and Positive are gone.  Well, whatever, I'm going to spank all the
other TPs in this arena!  Come get some! -- Flinglebits

Sablon-o-Vlad -- That was it, I remembered your name!  Drop by and say hello! -- Adie

Adie -- Welcome back. -- Generalissimo Puerco

Battling Orclops is the bastard step-child of Battling Cyclops of Crypt Revelations,
a team long forgotten, from Point, a city only a little more recently forgotten.
This large, heavily muscled forebear was a one-eyed, cave dwelling monstrosity who
enjoyed a good fight.
     Rumor has it, though, that his name was actually a euphemism for a solitary
sport indulged in by males of the species that apparently brought great satisfaction.
Although never confirmed, it was said to cause blindness at its advanced levels. --
Mad Mat

     Oh dear.  What an unfortunate name to bear for all eternity!  No dignity! -- The
     Saint
     P.S.  Thank you for satisfying my curiosity!
     P.P.S.  Though I suppose if he came by the name honestly, he's usually cheery
     enough not to care about the lack of dignity....

11 August 2006
All -- I support Vendetta Cartel's observation of The Dark Knights!  If war is
declared on V.C. by The Dark Knights, then war is also declared on The Dark Knights
of the Desolate Empire by The Avengers of Light!  We have been quietly awaiting such
a chance to expose ourselves (all interested parties contact me c/o The Barbarians:
DM 31, Attn: Timothias)!  Come, Vendetta Cartel, let us show these broke-down
"Knights" what true warriors are! -- Gemini Goldphoenix, Overlord of The Avengers of
Light

26 August 2006
The Avengers of Light.  Another VC lackey?  What's the matter VC, are you scared?
Bringing in reinforcements.  It matters not, bring your avengers and they shall be
crushed!  I am Dark Knight Blackstorm and I represent the Desolate Empire and can
easily be found in 8, 28, 31, 47, 54, and 106.  I reply with steel and your women
shall cry when they start the body count!!!!!!!!!  Remember to sign your posts to
whoever from the VC wrote that earlier Ad. -- Dark Knight Blackstorm

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MAXIMUS slimly won victory over WOLVERINE in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
VALERIAN was savagely defeated by TALISMAN SHIELDGUARD in a 2 minute Challenge melee.
SEGALLION SUNDANCER was defeated by VAJRA VALMEJAR in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
ARGUS overpowered SOLAR SISTER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
JHADZIA SHIMMERMOON was bested by CONNOR MACLEOD in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
BATTLING ORCLOPS was overpowered by THE PINK RANGER in a 2 minute Challenge struggle.
CLOVIA SHIMMERMOON handily defeated HUMMEL in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
MICHAEL COOPER was viciously subdued by SANDS in a popular 2 minute Challenge duel.
WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIRE vanquished KHORNE SHADOWSPAWN in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
PLASMA DESIRE overpowered BLIND GIRL in a popular 2 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
MAXIMUM EFFORT demolished VAN HELSING in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
DALLAS devastated MICHAEL HONORBLADE in a 2 minute one-sided Title battle.
MEMPHIS overpowered TESSHIAN in a popular 1 minute mismatched conflict.
MONICA VIRTUESHIELD vanquished SALINE LAMORAK in a 4 minute mismatched bout.
GOLDWRAP handily defeated WARPATH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched bout.
BRUENOR BATTLEHAMMER slimly won victory over CRYSTAL FIREBLADE in a 4 minute fight.
IRIADOR savagely defeated SNAKE CHARMER in a exciting 2 minute gory bout.
VISION slimly won victory over UNOC in a crowd pleasing 8 minute gory competition.
FLINGLEBITS outlasted HOMELESS PRINCE in a exciting 11 minute gory duel.
GOKU handily defeated FINALITY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory uneven duel.
LUCIAS CLAY was subdued by POETIC JUICE in a 2 minute fight.
CADDY JACKKNIFE defeated SMITH in a exciting 4 minute duel.
NIXIE SEASPRITE defeated CHI'EN HUAN LI in a popular 1 minute duel.
GIMETHATSHIELD savagely defeated BLACKRAZOR in a action packed 5 minute brutal match.
SOLARIS was viciously subdued by BUTTERHEAD in a popular 9 minute gruesome fray.
LUKARIAN LAMORAK was beaten by DEATH FOG in a action packed 1 minute competition.
WARDUKE overpowered OHRLAM in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  10         PARRY-RIPOSTE     15 -   7 -  0      68  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      8         STRIKING ATTACK   32 -  17 -  0      65  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  7         AIMED BLOW        39 -  23 -  1      63  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    6         TOTAL PARRY       38 -  30 -  1      56  |
|AIMED BLOW                       5         LUNGING ATTACK    57 -  47 -  0      55  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         WALL OF STEEL     32 -  32 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      5         BASHING ATTACK     1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         SLASHING ATTACK   18 -  42 -  0      30  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-LUNGE       10 -  26 -  0      28  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -  11 -  0      27  |

Turn 434 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         4 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  4         3  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      4 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  3         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        5 -  3     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         2  WALL OF STEEL  
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  3                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
LUNGING ATTACK     5 -  5                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   DALLAS 18-6860             47  42  0  294 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (1029)
WALL OF STEEL    MONICA VIRTUESHIE 11-3208 155  61  1  336 KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE (633)
AIMED BLOW       IRIADOR 50-2481            53  36  2  291 DRUID'S GROVE (983)
TOTAL PARRY      VISION 26-1573             82  44  3  267 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (9)
PARRY-LUNGE      CONNOR MACLEOD 11-5532     49  46  0  219 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (994)
STRIKING ATTACK  VAJRA VALMEJAR 11-4928     47  58  0  219 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SALINE LAMORAK 11-4261     62  84  0  210 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)
SLASHING ATTACK  WOLVERINE 66-3871          49  88  4  203 X-FORCE (415)
PARRY-STRIKE     JHADZIA SHIMMERMO 11-3921  46  40  0  196 TUFT TUGGERS (597)

The overall popularity leader is MONICA VIRTUESHIELD 11-3208.  The most popular 
warrior this turn was HOMELESS PRINCE 22-6012.  The ten other most popular fighters 
were UNOC 82-12676, VISION 26-1573, FLINGLEBITS 46-2836, SMITH 14-1282, WOLVERINE 
66-3871, BRUENOR BATTLEHAMMER 67-917, CRYSTAL FIREBLADE 66-3153, GOKU 46-3655, 
GIMETHATSHIELD 26-1306, and BLACKRAZOR 11-4091.

The least popular fighter this week was VAN HELSING 11-6338.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SOLAR SISTER 71-5609, SOLARIS 46-3759, FINALITY 82-4063, BLIND 
GIRL 22-6041, KHORNE SHADOWSPAWN 46-3809, HUMMEL 14-1404, BATTLING ORCLOPS 27-814, 
SEGALLION SUNDANCER 11-4600, VALERIAN 82-17255, and LUKARIAN LAMORAK 11-4841.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
JHELUM(4)            0  1 0  POINT(27)            0  1 0  TARRGIR(66)          1  3 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       9  8 0  STORMCROWE(45)       1  0 0  BARIKALA(67)         1  0 0  
TOBIR(14)            0  2 0  ARDIVENT(46)         2  2 0  FIREHOLD(68)         1  0 0  
TALCAMA(18)          1  0 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        1  0 0  KYR'TERR(71)         0  1 0  
SOLVEN(22)           1  4 0  ARADI(60)            1  0 0  DWES EG(82)          5  3 0  
CALEAM(26)           2  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943       26  13  1  146  SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (1028) JHELUM
 MONICA VIRTUESHIEL 11-3208 155  61  1  336  KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE (633)    ARUAK CITY
 HUMMEL 14-1404              65 126  2  175  MIKES (831)                TOBIR
 DALLAS 18-6860              47  42  0  294  SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (1029)  TALCAMA
 MAXIMUS 22-5966             58  37  3  217  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978)      SOLVEN
 VISION 26-1573              82  44  3  267  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (9)        CALEAM
 BATTLING ORCLOPS 27-814     41  29  0  192  MAT'S SAVAGE ORCS (22)     POINT
 DEATH FOG 45-4017           31  14  0  120  SUPERIOR FORCES (1030)     STORMCROWE
 GOKU 46-3655                61  56  2  219  DRAGONBALL Z (944)         ARDIVENT
 IRIADOR 50-2481             53  36  2  291  DRUID'S GROVE (983)        SNOWBOUND
 PLASMA DESIRE 60-3080       19   9  0   96  OGRES ARE US (647)         ARADI
 POETIC JUICE 66-2975        46  32  0  205  ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY (846)  TARRGIR
 BRUENOR BATTLEHAMME 67-917 110  86  3  278  FORGOTTEN REALMS (880)     BARIKALA
 THE PINK RANGER 68-9166     46  40  1  228  SUPERIOR FORCES X (971)    FIREHOLD
 SOLAR SISTER 71-5609        25   8  0  176  THE FURIOUS FIVE (1023)    KYR'TERR
 GOLDWRAP 82-11886           34  11  0  221  SUPERIOR FORCES 34 (1037)  DWES EG