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Date : 04/09/2007 Duedate: 04/21/2007
ANDORAK
DM-105 TURN-450
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 SUPERIOR FOR 45/1030 551 383 2 59.0 5 X-FORCE 66/415 1318 1748 17 43.0
2 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 26/9 373 268 5 58.2 DRAGONBALL Z 46/944
KELLUMBO'S KIDS 26 82/1027 SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/994
KELLUMBO'S KIDS 22/978 DRUID'S GROVE 50/983
3 THE PLAGUE 41/231 21 19 0 52.5 SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/902
4 GERFEL'S FRIE 11/396 407 375 5 52.0 RUBY DRAGONS 46/1006
ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY 66/846 6 WANDERERS 41/899 543 911 9 37.3
THE FURIOUS FIVE 71/1023 7 MIKES 14/831 347 674 8 34.0
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
"It's infamous!" Ardane, spy reporter for Andorak, scowled and drew back his
arm to throw his goblet through the window at the crowd outside. Then paused to
drain the contents before resuming the about-to-throw-it position.
"Now, now, it isn't THAT bad." Desiree of Darkholm, always the voice of sweet
reason at these meetings, laid a hand on his, smiled, and guided the goblet back to
the table. "It's just a little mistake, you know."
"Ha!" Debby Tonte of Free Blades stabbed viciously into her drink with an
umbrella. "That's easy for YOU to say. The Delarquans aren't complaining."
"Of course not." Galen of Talahya looked faintly envious as she pulled a chunk
of pineapple out of her glass and began to nibble it. "That's because the Delarquans
are THE Masters of Kung-Fu."
"You think some managers are complaining," Olaf Modeen said, "you should hear
what the GLADIATORS are saying. All these rumors about the Aimed Blows having
'special enhancements'..." he shook his head. "I know it isn't true, you know it
isn't true, the top managers know it isn't true--"
"Of course it isn't true!" Ketchum, spy reporter for Crysalis, matched scowls
with Ardane and said, "If ANY one style was going to get a special enhancement, it
should be--"
"Not now, Ketch," Olaf said. "Nobody gets, nobody has gotten, nobody WILL get,
special enhancements. That's always been the rule, and we all know how the Greywand
hates changes. The real problem--"
"Try telling that to some of the managers," Debby muttered, peering into her
glass for more fruit. "They don't want to hear it. Every time I turn around, some
manager is claiming that someone got a special change and, you know, HE didn't and
it's all unfair."
"The REAL problem," Olaf said firmly, over-riding her voice, "is explaining to
all the second-rate Aimed Blows why they haven't received any of these 'special
enhancements' they keep hearing about."
"There aren't any special enhancements," Ardane growled. "None. Just managers
who noticed that the Kung-Fu Master is a lot more dangerous than anyone expected, and
have put YEARS into the study of Kung-Fu and learned how to really USE it for their
own gladiators."
"Saved a lot on weapons, too," Ketchum murmured.
"But people keep complaining," Debby Tonte said. She fished one last piece of
fruit out of her glass and stared at it dubiously.
"There WERE no special enhancements," Olaf said. "There ARE no special
enhancements. There WILL BE no special enhancements. It's all a matter of deep
study and skilled management."
"Like anyone's going to believe that!"
"They have no choice," Ketchum said. "If no 'special enhancements' were given
out, then none can be taken back. It is the way it is. What's the point in
complaining because the sun rises in the east?"
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills, and spills? Well
fergit it, cause this is the spy report for ANDORAK, and Ardane talked me into doing
it.
MVP award for SHADOW OUT OF TIME? THE PLAGUE's proud of him after beating
KHORNE SHADOWSPAWN and getting 30 points. Talk about yer big time losers! KHORNE
SHADOWSPAWN got smashed by SHADOW OUT OF TIME, and lost 22 points! This is what
management will do to you.
Don't you think the Lord Marshal or whatever you call him is being unfair? I
think MEMPHIS should let SWEET TOOTH be Lord Marshal for a while, without fighting
about it. Who was the wiseguy that said ANDORAK's Lord Marshal was paying for drinks
at The Crimson Eagle? Don't look at me like that! I know you don't call him the
Lord Marshal, but I don't remember what you do call him, okay? Like anyone notices!
AAARRGH!!! I HATE SPY REPORTING!!! Sorry. I just had to say it. WANDERERS
was ANDORAK's most avoided team. Is there some award for that? Hhmph! What kind of
warriors are THE PLAGUE? WANDERERS, an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, can't
get them to accept an invitation! Not that anyone was issuing invitations. I mean,
no challenges! Heck.
What does a fighter fight for? I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone
gets killed. Not that anyone did. Not after four more fights. What if they had a
fight and nobody showed up? I'd be out of a job, that's what, and then I could spend
all my time on the beach. Tell me why this is supposed to be bad?
Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain. Soak it in cold water, and hand
wash. I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really should stop. Its
been really albendranius! Later, guys.
Debby Tonte
Oh, right, the fights. Nineteen fights, no challenges, four standbys, no deaths.
MARS (41-3989) (22-13-0,59) of WANDERERS fought YOGONITH (105-5) (0-0-0,90) of
the College of Mimes. MARS was overpowered by YOGONITH in a 1 minute uneven fight.
SATURN (41-3990) (17-63-0,68) of WANDERERS fought OHRLAM (105-2) (0-0-0,60) of
the College of Mimes. SATURN was overpowered by OHRLAM in a crowd pleasing 1 minute
bloody mismatched fight.
PARNIAN (41-4138) (22-31-1,63) of WANDERERS fought YOGONITH (105-5) (0-0-0,90)
of the College of Mimes. PARNIAN was demolished by YOGONITH in a 1 minute one-sided
bout.
SOLARIS (46-3759) (25-63-0,39) of RUBY DRAGONS fought LURLINE GRACE (41-4164)
(18-20-0,81) of WANDERERS. SOLARIS was devastated by LURLINE GRACE in a 1 minute
one-sided fight.
KHORNE SHADOWSPAWN (46-3809) (44-39-1,178) of RUBY DRAGONS fought SHADOW OUT OF
TIME (41-1622) (28-17-1,137) of THE PLAGUE. KHORNE SHADOWSPAWN was bested by SHADOW
OUT OF TIME in a 2 minute brawl.
WARDUKE (11-5930) (43-49-3,159) of SCARLET KNIGHTS II fought FLUTTERLEE (41-
4153) (23-24-0,113) of WANDERERS. WARDUKE overpowered FLUTTERLEE in an action packed
1 minute brutal uneven struggle.
WARPATH (66-2926) (83-138-4,210) of X-FORCE fought JIMI (105-27) (0-0-0,240) of
the College of Mimes. WARPATH was handily defeated by JIMI in an action packed 1
minute one-sided conflict.
IRIADOR (50-2481) (62-42-2,188) of DRUID'S GROVE fought DEATH FOG (45-4017) (40-
20-0,164) of SUPERIOR FORCES. IRIADOR demolished DEATH FOG in a popular 1 minute
mismatched match.
CONNOR MACLEOD (11-5532) (51-59-0,193) of SCARLET KNIGHTS II fought SOLAR SISTER
(71-5609) (32-13-1,204) of THE FURIOUS FIVE. CONNOR MACLEOD was subdued by SOLAR
SISTER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute competition.
SANDS (11-4123) (61-109-3,188) of SCARLET KNIGHTS fought POETIC JUICE (66-2975)
(54-38-0,201) of ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY. SANDS viciously subdued POETIC JUICE in a
popular 1 minute brutal bout.
BLIND GIRL (22-6041) (32-9-0,195) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS fought LUKARIAN LAMORAK
(11-4841) (58-67-1,164) of SCARLET KNIGHTS. BLIND GIRL unbelievably bested LUKARIAN
LAMORAK in a popular 2 minute brutal fight.
HUMMEL (14-1404) (73-133-3,197) of MIKES fought VAN HELSING (11-6338) (42-31-
1,164) of SCARLET KNIGHTS II. HUMMEL defeated VAN HELSING in a 2 minute duel.
GRANDPA RAT (22-6549) (29-11-2,187) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS fought NIXIE SEASPRITE
(11-4992) (52-58-0,195) of SCARLET KNIGHTS. GRANDPA RAT lost to NIXIE SEASPRITE in
an action packed 3 minute gruesome duel.
VISION (26-1573) (95-46-4,333) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS fought WOLVERINE (66-3871)
(52-100-4,192) of X-FORCE. VISION bested WOLVERINE in a popular 2 minute gruesome
competition.
SMITH (14-1282) (76-132-4,212) of MIKES fought VAJRA VALMEJAR (11-4928) (54-66-
0,196) of SCARLET KNIGHTS. SMITH was vanquished by VAJRA VALMEJAR in an exciting 1
minute mismatched fight.
GOKU (46-3655) (69-63-2,227) of DRAGONBALL Z fought DEAD OF WINTER (41-970) (34-
30-2,202) of THE PLAGUE. GOKU overpowered DEAD OF WINTER in a crowd pleasing 1
minute mismatched match.
HOMELESS PRINCE (22-6012) (67-41-1,217) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS fought BLACKRAZOR
(11-4091) (60-112-1,193) of SCARLET KNIGHTS. HOMELESS PRINCE overpowered BLACKRAZOR
in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched duel.
TALISMAN SHIELDGUARD (11-4304) (71-87-0,256) of SCARLET KNIGHTS fought LUCIAS
CLAY (22-6359) (39-28-0,189) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS. TALISMAN SHIELDGUARD vanquished
LUCIAS CLAY in an exciting 1 minute uneven battle.
MEMPHIS (82-29598) (32-12-0,368) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS 26 fought SWEET TOOTH (11-
3248) (34-23-0,226) of GERFEL'S FRIENDS. MEMPHIS bested SWEET TOOTH in a crowd
pleasing 2 minute Title fight.
THE KING'S SENTINEL W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MEMPHIS 82-29598 33 12 0 382 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 26 (1027) DWES EG
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
VISION 26-1573 96 46 4 337 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (9) CALEAM
TALISMAN SHIELDGUA 11-4304 72 87 0 270 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902) ARUAK CITY
GOKU 46-3655 70 63 2 240 DRAGONBALL Z (944) ARDIVENT
HOMELESS PRINCE 22-6012 68 41 1 226 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978) SOLVEN
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
NIXIE SEASPRITE 11-4992 53 58 0 210 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902) ARUAK CITY
SOLAR SISTER 71-5609 33 13 1 210 THE FURIOUS FIVE (1023) KYR'TERR
VAJRA VALMEJAR 11-4928 55 66 0 209 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902) ARUAK CITY
SANDS 11-4123 62 109 3 208 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902) ARUAK CITY
WOLVERINE 66-3871 52 101 4 205 X-FORCE (415) TARRGIR
IRIADOR 50-2481 63 42 2 203 DRUID'S GROVE (983) SNOWBOUND
HUMMEL 14-1404 74 133 3 201 MIKES (831) TOBIR
SWEET TOOTH 11-3248 34 24 0 201 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (396) ARUAK CITY
BLIND GIRL 22-6041 33 9 0 197 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978) SOLVEN
CONNOR MACLEOD 11-5532 51 60 0 196 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (994) ARUAK CITY
BLACKRAZOR 11-4091 60 113 1 192 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902) ARUAK CITY
DEAD OF WINTER 41-970 34 31 2 192 THE PLAGUE (231) KATI-TEI
WARPATH 66-2926 83 139 4 190 X-FORCE (415) TARRGIR
POETIC JUICE 66-2975 54 39 0 189 ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY (846) TARRGIR
SMITH 14-1282 76 133 4 188 MIKES (831) TOBIR
GRANDPA RAT 22-6549 29 12 2 185 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978) SOLVEN
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LUCIAS CLAY 22-6359 39 29 0 182 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978) SOLVEN
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LUKARIAN LAMORAK 11-4841 58 68 1 176 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902) ARUAK CITY
VAN HELSING 11-6338 42 32 1 168 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (994) ARUAK CITY
SHADOW OUT OF TIME 41-1622 29 17 1 167 THE PLAGUE (231) KATI-TEI
DEATH FOG 45-4017 40 21 0 165 SUPERIOR FORCES (1030) STORMCROWE
WARDUKE 11-5930 44 49 3 161 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (994) ARUAK CITY
KHORNE SHADOWSPAWN 46-3809 44 40 1 156 RUBY DRAGONS (1006) ARDIVENT
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FLUTTERLEE 41-4153 23 25 0 115 WANDERERS (899) KATI-TEI
-THE SINGING BANDIT 11-6349 24 28 0 103 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (396) ARUAK CITY
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LURLINE GRACE 41-4164 19 20 0 83 WANDERERS (899) KATI-TEI
-LADY DOROTHY 14-2957 17 17 1 69 OLYMPIANS (666) TOBIR
PARNIAN 41-4138 22 32 1 60 WANDERERS (899) KATI-TEI
MARS 41-3989 22 14 0 57 WANDERERS (899) KATI-TEI
SATURN 41-3990 17 64 0 54 WANDERERS (899) KATI-TEI
SOLARIS 46-3759 25 64 0 40 RUBY DRAGONS (1006) ARDIVENT
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Leeta -- It seems we are everywhere. -- Reaper
It's a dirty job, but someone has to do it.
Singing Bandit -- My bad... Carried my over my challenge strat... -- SOOT
Lukarian Lamorak. Huh. Gotta love a "fair fight." -- Flutterlee the disgusted
P.S. Don't you wish sometimes that you would get the Split sheets or some of your
opponents, see who is going to be, finally, LEAVING?
Yognith has threatened me with drowning! Or maybe with water monsters. (shudder)
Probably tentacles. I hate tentacles. -- Lurline Grace
Solaris -- May you step into a hole and fall to the center of the earth. -- Mars
P.S. Although I do enjoy defeating you.
Tarin Sharpeyes should be Inducted, I'm sure of it! He's the Dangerous Criminal of
Andorak standbys. -- Parnian
Ah, Yogonith. Undoubtedly with tentacles. -- Saturn
Saturn -- You think to learn my secrets, to pass me where I keep the door the deeper
Distances? I say to you, in words you will understand, Ha! -- Yogonith
Parnian -- You're worthless and weak, and you do not belong here. -- Tarin Sharpeyes
Lurline Grace -- I would gibber at you mockingly, but I loaned the Gibbering Script
to the Crazy Creepster in Aradi. Therefore, I will merely glower menace and hint at
the possibility of tentacles in the future. -- Yogonith
Warduke -- Like I care? -- Lawrence the Sot
Goku -- Some day, there will be a reckoning. -- Guardsman
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
MEMPHIS bested SWEET TOOTH in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Title fight.
TALISMAN SHIELDGUARD vanquished LUCIAS CLAY in a exciting 1 minute uneven battle.
HOMELESS PRINCE overpowered BLACKRAZOR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched duel.
GOKU overpowered DEAD OF WINTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
SMITH was vanquished by VAJRA VALMEJAR in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
VISION bested WOLVERINE in a popular 2 minute gruesome competition.
GRANDPA RAT lost to NIXIE SEASPRITE in a action packed 3 minute gruesome duel.
HUMMEL defeated VAN HELSING in a 2 minute duel.
BLIND GIRL unbelievably bested LUKARIAN LAMORAK in a popular 2 minute brutal fight.
SANDS viciously subdued POETIC JUICE in a popular 1 minute brutal bout.
CONNOR MACLEOD was subdued by SOLAR SISTER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute competition.
IRIADOR demolished DEATH FOG in a popular 1 minute mismatched match.
WARPATH was handily defeated by JIMI in a action packed 1 minute one-sided conflict.
WARDUKE overpowered FLUTTERLEE in a action packed 1 minute brutal uneven struggle.
KHORNE SHADOWSPAWN was bested by SHADOW OUT OF TIME in a 2 minute brawl.
SOLARIS was devastated by LURLINE GRACE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
PARNIAN was demolished by YOGONITH in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
SATURN was overpowered by OHRLAM in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody mismatched fight.
MARS was overpowered by YOGONITH in a 1 minute uneven fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 7 LUNGING ATTACK 30 - 13 - 0 70 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 6 AIMED BLOW 42 - 30 - 1 58 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 10 - 9 - 1 53 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 PARRY-STRIKE 6 - 6 - 0 50 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 BASHING ATTACK 5 - 5 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 TOTAL PARRY 19 - 20 - 1 49 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-LUNGE 12 - 14 - 1 46 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 SLASHING ATTACK 25 - 35 - 1 42 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 16 - 26 - 0 38 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 WALL OF STEEL 8 - 18 - 0 31 |
Turn 450 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 4 - 3 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 2 3 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 4 2 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 2 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 2 1 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK MEMPHIS 82-29598 33 12 0 382 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 26 (1027)
TOTAL PARRY VISION 26-1573 96 46 4 337 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (9)
AIMED BLOW GOKU 46-3655 70 63 2 240 DRAGONBALL Z (944)
STRIKING ATTACK HOMELESS PRINCE 22-6012 68 41 1 226 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978)
WALL OF STEEL NIXIE SEASPRITE 11-4992 53 58 0 210 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)
SLASHING ATTACK SANDS 11-4123 62 109 3 208 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)
PARRY-LUNGE HUMMEL 14-1404 74 133 3 201 MIKES (831)
PARRY-STRIKE SMITH 14-1282 76 133 4 188 MIKES (831)
PARRY-RIPOSTE GRANDPA RAT 22-6549 29 12 2 185 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978)
BASHING ATTACK MARS 41-3989 22 14 0 57 WANDERERS (899)
The overall popularity leader is VISION 26-1573. The most popular warrior this turn
was LUKARIAN LAMORAK 11-4841. The ten other most popular fighters were NIXIE
SEASPRITE 11-4992, SOLAR SISTER 71-5609, MEMPHIS 82-29598, WOLVERINE 66-3871, VISION
26-1573, TALISMAN SHIELDGUARD 11-4304, GOKU 46-3655, GRANDPA RAT 22-6549, HUMMEL
14-1404, and SANDS 11-4123.
The least popular fighter this week was MARS 41-3989. The other ten least popular
fighters were PARNIAN 41-4138, SOLARIS 46-3759, DEAD OF WINTER 41-970, SATURN
41-3990, FLUTTERLEE 41-4153, DEATH FOG 45-4017, POETIC JUICE 66-2975, SMITH 14-1282,
BLACKRAZOR 11-4091, and LUCIAS CLAY 22-6359.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
ARUAK CITY(11) 5 5 0 KATI-TEI(41) 2 5 0 TARRGIR(66) 0 3 0
TOBIR(14) 1 1 0 STORMCROWE(45) 0 1 0 KYR'TERR(71) 1 0 0
SOLVEN(22) 2 2 0 ARDIVENT(46) 1 2 0 DWES EG(82) 1 0 0
CALEAM(26) 1 0 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TALISMAN SHIELDGUA 11-4304 72 87 0 270 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902) ARUAK CITY
HUMMEL 14-1404 74 133 3 201 MIKES (831) TOBIR
HOMELESS PRINCE 22-6012 68 41 1 226 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978) SOLVEN
VISION 26-1573 96 46 4 337 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (9) CALEAM
DEAD OF WINTER 41-970 34 31 2 192 THE PLAGUE (231) KATI-TEI
DEATH FOG 45-4017 40 21 0 165 SUPERIOR FORCES (1030) STORMCROWE
GOKU 46-3655 70 63 2 240 DRAGONBALL Z (944) ARDIVENT
IRIADOR 50-2481 63 42 2 203 DRUID'S GROVE (983) SNOWBOUND
WOLVERINE 66-3871 52 101 4 205 X-FORCE (415) TARRGIR
SOLAR SISTER 71-5609 33 13 1 210 THE FURIOUS FIVE (1023) KYR'TERR
MEMPHIS 82-29598 33 12 0 382 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 26 (1027) DWES EG
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