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Date   : 06/04/2007    Duedate: 06/16/2007

ANDORAK

DM-105    TURN-454

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 SUPERIOR FOR 45/1030  553  385  2 59.0      DRAGONBALL Z 46/944                   
  2 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 26/9  389  274  6 58.7      SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/994             
    KELLUMBO'S KIDS 22/978                      DRUID'S GROVE 50/983                  
  3-THE PLAGUE 41/231      25   21  0 54.3      SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/902                
  4 GERFEL'S FRIE 11/396  415  379  5 52.3      RUBY DRAGONS 46/1006                  
    ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY 66/846                6 WANDERERS 41/899      551  923  9 37.4
    THE FURIOUS FIVE 71/1023                  7 MIKES 14/831          351  678  8 34.1
  5 X-FORCE 66/415       1343 1783 17 43.0

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                          Reflections by the King's Sentinel

Ahh, this throne sure feels comfy.  I'll keep it short this week, since it is my
first time up here in quite a while.  Sweet Tooth, this week's challenge goes to you.
It is not often we get challenged, and Blind Girl was none to pleased with the
results.  So, my thirteen fight winning streak goes on the line against you.  Let's
see how you like it when the TP swings back.

Until next time.

-Vision

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     So, the Unknown Spymaster showed up with a bag over his head.  Ha.  Since he'd
forgotten to cut eyeholes in the bag, it was easy to steer him down the pier and off
into the lake.  So much for him.  True, he will be resurrected, but it was a
satisfaction even so.
     Before I go on to the usual insults, ah, the comments, I want to thank Vision
for the captain's column and Generalissimo Puerco for note in the personals.  There
are times when it's hard to believe anybody reads this stuff, and a little comment
now and then is reassuring.  And Leeta for hitting her warriors upside the head and
getting them back to talking, but my thanks there are less profound because she is
simply doing what we all expect of her, and high time.  That "strike" should never
have been allowed to begin!

     Ah, well, to work:
     Superior Forces were most avoided, doubtless due to their superiority.
Kellumbo's Kids were the most avoiders.
     Lukarian Lamorak got the most challenges.  Is this the masculine form of Lucy of
Lammermoor?
     Out of twenty fights, nine involved standbys and five were challenge matches.
Nobody died.

     So...  PARNIAN (41-4138) (24-33-1,54) of WANDERERS fought SHINORR (105-1) (0-0-
0,60) of Mysterious Monstrous Mimes.  PARNIAN was overpowered by SHINORR in an
exciting 1 minute uneven fight.  If they start writing personals, they can't be
mimes, can they?
     LURLINE GRACE (41-4164) (21-21-0,90) of WANDERERS fought TARIN SHARPEYES (105-3)
(0-0-0,100) of Mysterious Monstrous Mimes.  LURLINE GRACE bested TARIN SHARPEYES in a
1 minute contest.  FINALLY, Lurline beat the sharp-eyed one.  I hear she has been
tense about this.  Maybe tension works, eh?
     SATURN (41-3990) (17-67-0,35) of WANDERERS fought YOGONITH (105-5) (0-0-0,90) of
Mysterious Monstrous Mimes.  SATURN was overpowered by YOGONITH in a popular 1 minute
bloody one-sided bout.  Too bad, Saturn, but it's tentacles for you!
     MARS (41-3989) (24-15-0,72) of WANDERERS fought SOLARIS (46-3759) (25-67-0,34)
of RUBY DRAGONS.  MARS devastated SOLARIS in an exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
Have you ever wondered how a warrior such as, for example, Solaris managed to
graduate?  There is competition in Ardivent, I've seen it.  Ah, well, he doubtless
has hidden virtues.  I'm sure we all do.
     KHORNE SHADOWSPAWN (46-3809) (45-42-1,161) of RUBY DRAGONS fought BERYL (105-26)
(0-0-0,181) of Mysterious Monstrous Mimes.  KHORNE SHADOWSPAWN was beaten by BERYL in
a crowd pleasing 1 minute brawl.  That winning record is headed south, and at this
season, south is not where you want to go.

     VAN HELSING (11-6338) (43-34-1,165) of SCARLET KNIGHTS II fought BERYL (105-26)
(0-0-0,181) of Mysterious Monstrous Mimes.  VAN HELSING bested BERYL in an action
packed 1 minute duel.  Showing his teammate how it's done?
     WARDUKE (11-5930) (44-52-3,163) of SCARLET KNIGHTS II fought RHYNIAN ALANDA
(105-9) (0-0-0,200) of Mysterious Monstrous Mimes.  WARDUKE was handily defeated by
RHYNIAN ALANDA in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.  What is it with the standbys here
in Andorak?  They seem to WIN so often.  Are they superior, do they have secret
enhancements, are the style matches universally in their favor?  Are they... picking
their own fights?  Gods, what a thought!
     CONNOR MACLEOD (11-5532) (52-62-0,174) of SCARLET KNIGHTS II fought FLUTTERLEE
(41-4153) (23-28-0,128) of WANDERERS.  CONNOR MACLEOD demolished FLUTTERLEE in a 1
minute one-sided brawl.  Flutterlee's another one I look at and wonder, "How did this
gladiator graduate?"
     NIXIE SEASPRITE (11-4992) (55-59-0,190) of SCARLET KNIGHTS fought MASKED
GUILDMASTER (105-6) (0-0-0,201) of Mysterious Monstrous Mimes.  NIXIE SEASPRITE
handily defeated MASKED GUILDMASTER in a 1 minute one-sided contest.  Okay, who
sealed up the eye and breathing holes in the mask?
     DEATH FOG (45-4017) (42-22-0,187) of SUPERIOR FORCES fought VAJRA VALMEJAR (11-
4928) (56-68-0,200) of SCARLET KNIGHTS.  DEATH FOG was demolished by VAJRA VALMEJAR
in a 1 minute mismatched match.  Ah!  This Fog has been BLOWN AWAY.

     IRIADOR (50-2481) (64-44-2,222) of DRUID'S GROVE fought MEYK (105-24) (0-0-
0,250) of Mysterious Monstrous Mimes.  IRIADOR overpowered MEYK in a popular 1 minute
one-sided melee.  Secret Druidic Powers, no doubt.
     GOKU (46-3655) (72-64-2,215) of DRAGONBALL Z fought BERYL (105-26) (0-0-0,181)
of Mysterious Monstrous Mimes.  GOKU vanquished BERYL in a popular 1 minute one-sided
duel.  Poor Beryl's been out three times now today.  It seems a lot to ask of one
standby.  Or... are we seeing clone standbys?
     TALISMAN SHIELDGUARD (11-4304) (74-88-0,220) of SCARLET KNIGHTS fought POETIC
JUICE (66-2975) (56-40-0,195) of ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY.  TALISMAN SHIELDGUARD viciously
subdued POETIC JUICE in an action packed 2 minute duel.  Talisman squeezed the poor
Juice unmercifully.  Not that one looks for mercy in the arena, but still, it's the
standard form of description.
     WARPATH (66-2926) (86-139-4,219) of X-FORCE fought HUMMEL (14-1404) (75-135-
3,192) of MIKES.  WARPATH was narrowly defeated by HUMMEL in an action packed 2
minute melee.  I know about Hummels.  That sappy smile, the too-cute-for-words gag-me
poses.  It's enough to curdle anyone.  Very hard to fight when you've been curdled.
     SOLAR SISTER (71-5609) (36-13-1,228) of THE FURIOUS FIVE fought SANDS (11-4123)
(62-112-3,190) of SCARLET KNIGHTS.  SOLAR SISTER bested SANDS in a crowd pleasing 3
minute bloody match.  Sands was beaten on the sands?  How appropriate.  Not that he'd
be likely to fight somewhere else.  I'll say one thing about Andorak's gladiators,
they save all their fighting for the arena.  Quietest part of town after dark.

     The challenge matches, all challenges issued by Kellumbo's Kids.
     HOMELESS PRINCE (22-6012) (69-43-1,190) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS challenged WOLVERINE
(66-3871) (54-102-4,215) of X-FORCE.  Up 25.  HOMELESS PRINCE devastated WOLVERINE in
a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.  I don't believe I've seen a wolverine
with a red face before.
     BLIND GIRL (22-6041) (34-11-0,185) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS challenged LUKARIAN
LAMORAK (11-4841) (59-70-1,184) of SCARLET KNIGHTS.  Down 1.  BLIND GIRL defeated
LUKARIAN LAMORAK in an exciting 3 minute Challenge fight.  This is Lukarian the Most
Challenged, remember.  And I guess Blind Girl had a Guide Pigeon on her shoulder and
the stewards passed it as allowable where a dog would not be.
     LUCIAS CLAY (22-6359) (41-30-0,197) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS challenged BLACKRAZOR
(11-4091) (61-115-1,210) of SCARLET KNIGHTS.  Up 13.  LUCIAS CLAY demolished
BLACKRAZOR in a crowd pleasing 2 minute uneven Challenge fight.  Nicked and blunted
the razor's edge, let the lather dry on the blade, all sorts of nefarious practices.
     GRANDPA RAT (22-6549) (31-13-3,247) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS challenged SMITH (14-
1282) (78-134-4,214) of MIKES.  Down 33.  GRANDPA RAT subdued SMITH in a 2 minute
Challenge melee.  Which brings up the question:  Will Smith notice?

     And for the title:  VISION (26-1573) (99-46-4,366) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS challenged
SWEET TOOTH (11-3248) (36-25-0,217) of GERFEL'S FRIENDS.  Down 149.  Does this count
as a "nefarious, un-Andorian downchallenge" from the throne?  Well, okay, it counts,
but does it count as MUCH?  VISION slimly won victory over SWEET TOOTH in a 10 minute
Challenge Title fight.  Regardless of whether it was Un-Andorian or not, Vision
retains the title, to no one's great surprise.

                                       Ardane

THE KING'S SENTINEL           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 VISION 26-1573             100  46  4  380  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (9)        CALEAM

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GRANDPA RAT 22-6549         32  13  3  253  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978)      SOLVEN
 TALISMAN SHIELDGUA 11-4304  75  88  0  235  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
 IRIADOR 50-2481             65  44  2  233  DRUID'S GROVE (983)        SNOWBOUND
 SOLAR SISTER 71-5609        37  13  1  233  THE FURIOUS FIVE (1023)    KYR'TERR
 GOKU 46-3655                73  64  2  221  DRAGONBALL Z (944)         ARDIVENT
 VAJRA VALMEJAR 11-4928      57  68  0  217  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
 LUCIAS CLAY 22-6359         42  30  0  212  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978)      SOLVEN
-DEAD OF WINTER 41-970       36  32  2  212  THE PLAGUE (231)           KATI-TEI

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SWEET TOOTH 11-3248         36  26  0  210  GERFEL'S FRIENDS (396)     ARUAK CITY
 HOMELESS PRINCE 22-6012     70  43  1  206  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978)      SOLVEN
 NIXIE SEASPRITE 11-4992     56  59  0  205  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
 HUMMEL 14-1404              76 135  3  204  MIKES (831)                TOBIR
 SMITH 14-1282               78 135  4  201  MIKES (831)                TOBIR
 SANDS 11-4123               62 113  3  195  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
 WARPATH 66-2926             86 140  4  194  X-FORCE (415)              TARRGIR
-SHADOW OUT OF TIME 41-1622  31  18  1  194  THE PLAGUE (231)           KATI-TEI
 WOLVERINE 66-3871           54 103  4  192  X-FORCE (415)              TARRGIR
 BLACKRAZOR 11-4091          61 116  1  191  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
 POETIC JUICE 66-2975        56  41  0  191  ANDORIAN UNIVERSITY (846)  TARRGIR
 BLIND GIRL 22-6041          35  11  0  191  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978)      SOLVEN
 LUKARIAN LAMORAK 11-4841    59  71  1  188  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
 VAN HELSING 11-6338         44  34  1  181  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (994)   ARUAK CITY

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DEATH FOG 45-4017           42  23  0  180  SUPERIOR FORCES (1030)     STORMCROWE
 CONNOR MACLEOD 11-5532      53  62  0  176  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (994)   ARUAK CITY
 KHORNE SHADOWSPAWN 46-3809  45  43  1  162  RUBY DRAGONS (1006)        ARDIVENT

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WARDUKE 11-5930             44  53  3  162  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (994)   ARUAK CITY

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FLUTTERLEE 41-4153          23  29  0  130  WANDERERS (899)            KATI-TEI

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LURLINE GRACE 41-4164       22  21  0  100  WANDERERS (899)            KATI-TEI

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MARS 41-3989                25  15  0   74  WANDERERS (899)            KATI-TEI
 PARNIAN 41-4138             24  34  1   46  WANDERERS (899)            KATI-TEI
 SATURN 41-3990              17  68  0   39  WANDERERS (899)            KATI-TEI
 SOLARIS 46-3759             25  68  0   37  RUBY DRAGONS (1006)        ARDIVENT

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Ardane -- What more is there to say on the subject of down-challenging in Andorak,
really? -- Generalissimo Puerco

     These days, not much.  This is regretable.

Whew!  Talk about catching it hot, Leeta hit us like a fireball for the "on strike"
business.  People to talk to or not, we have to write personals.  It would be
pleasant if someone else wrote, too, but... looks like we're talking anyway. -- the
Wanderers
P.S.  At least she isn't insisting on an adventure.  That would be Too Much.

Connor Macleod -- You are a sign that we're rising too fast.  I shouldn't be fighting
somebody with your experience.  You shouldn't be fighting somebody with MY
experience.  And I don't know a darned thing we can do about it.  Well, okay, we do
know, or at least suspect, that if more warriors came in at the ground floor, we
could fight people at our own skill level, but who's going to?  They're a lot too
like to get creamed same like us, unless a LOT of them come in. -- Flutterlee

Shinorr -- I even have to write to you, and I'm not sure you're actually human or
anything.  Uh... what do you like to talk about? -- Lurline Grace

Solaris -- Think of me as an eclipse. -- Mars
P.S.  Cheese, your record is REALLY bad.  Hmm, I wonder if you could get inducted to
Primus on suspicion of sandbagging?

Ohrlam -- I wish you wouldn't do that. -- Parnian

Shinorr -- You are not to blame me for Lurline's violent habits! -- Saturn

Saturn -- Pathetic, totally pathetic.  You should be sitting around digesting, not
trying to fight. -- Shinorr
P.S.  Or, hmm, are you any good for a Saturnalia?

Parnian -- If the arenamaster hadn't stepped in when he did, I'd've cracked your
skull and sucked your brains out.  That's assuming you have any brains. -- Ohrlam
P.S.  It was Yogonith who introduced me to this delicacy, and I thank him (I use the
human gender for convenience) every day.  What a treat!

Lurline Grace -- Now, I could REALLY get into a Saturnalia with you! -- Shinorr

Khorne Shadowspawn -- That wasn't luck. -- Ghryshan

Wolverine -- (whine) -- Meyk

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

VISION slimly won victory over SWEET TOOTH in a 10 minute Challenge Title fight.
GRANDPA RAT subdued SMITH in a 2 minute Challenge melee.
LUCIAS CLAY demolished BLACKRAZOR in a crowd pleasing 2 minute uneven Challenge fight.
BLIND GIRL defeated LUKARIAN LAMORAK in a exciting 3 minute Challenge fight.
HOMELESS PRINCE devastated WOLVERINE in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
SOLAR SISTER bested SANDS in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody match.
WARPATH was narrowly defeated by HUMMEL in a action packed 2 minute melee.
TALISMAN SHIELDGUARD viciously subdued POETIC JUICE in a action packed 2 minute duel.
GOKU vanquished BERYL in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
IRIADOR overpowered MEYK in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
DEATH FOG was demolished by VAJRA VALMEJAR in a 1 minute mismatched match.
NIXIE SEASPRITE handily defeated MASKED GUILDMASTER in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
CONNOR MACLEOD demolished FLUTTERLEE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
WARDUKE was handily defeated by RHYNIAN ALANDA in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
VAN HELSING bested BERYL in a action packed 1 minute duel.
KHORNE SHADOWSPAWN was beaten by BERYL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brawl.
MARS devastated SOLARIS in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
SATURN was overpowered by YOGONITH in a popular 1 minute bloody one-sided bout.
LURLINE GRACE bested TARIN SHARPEYES in a 1 minute contest.
PARNIAN was overpowered by SHINORR in a exciting 1 minute uneven fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK                  6         LUNGING ATTACK    27 -  12 -  0      69  |
|AIMED BLOW                       5         PARRY-RIPOSTE     13 -   6 -  1      68  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         AIMED BLOW        42 -  29 -  0      59  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         PARRY-LUNGE       16 -  14 -  1      53  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -   5 -  0      50  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         BASHING ATTACK     5 -   5 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         TOTAL PARRY       17 -  22 -  1      44  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         WALL OF STEEL      9 -  13 -  0      41  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         SLASHING ATTACK   23 -  37 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         STRIKING ATTACK   13 -  27 -  0      33  |

Turn 454 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  5         4  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  1                                       2  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  1                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         3 -  2                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  2                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  2     
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      VISION 26-1573            100  46  4  380 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (9)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    GRANDPA RAT 22-6549        32  13  3  253 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978)
LUNGING ATTACK   TALISMAN SHIELDGU 11-4304  75  88  0  235 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)
AIMED BLOW       IRIADOR 50-2481            65  44  2  233 DRUID'S GROVE (983)
STRIKING ATTACK  VAJRA VALMEJAR 11-4928     57  68  0  217 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      SWEET TOOTH 11-3248        36  26  0  210 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (396)
WALL OF STEEL    NIXIE SEASPRITE 11-4992    56  59  0  205 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)
PARRY-STRIKE     SMITH 14-1282              78 135  4  201 MIKES (831)
SLASHING ATTACK  SANDS 11-4123              62 113  3  195 SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)
BASHING ATTACK   MARS 41-3989               25  15  0   74 WANDERERS (899)

The overall popularity leader is HUMMEL 14-1404.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was VISION 26-1573.  The ten other most popular fighters were SWEET TOOTH 11-3248, 
LUKARIAN LAMORAK 11-4841, SOLAR SISTER 71-5609, HUMMEL 14-1404, LUCIAS CLAY 22-6359, 
WARPATH 66-2926, TALISMAN SHIELDGUARD 11-4304, VAN HELSING 11-6338, GRANDPA RAT 
22-6549, and SANDS 11-4123.

The least popular fighter this week was DEATH FOG 45-4017.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were PARNIAN 41-4138, SOLARIS 46-3759, FLUTTERLEE 41-4153, POETIC 
JUICE 66-2975, WOLVERINE 66-3871, BLACKRAZOR 11-4091, LURLINE GRACE 41-4164, SATURN 
41-3990, WARDUKE 11-5930, and CONNOR MACLEOD 11-5532.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
ARUAK CITY(11)       5  5 0  KATI-TEI(41)         2  3 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        1  0 0  
TOBIR(14)            1  1 0  STORMCROWE(45)       0  1 0  TARRGIR(66)          0  3 0  
SOLVEN(22)           4  0 0  ARDIVENT(46)         1  2 0  KYR'TERR(71)         1  0 0  
CALEAM(26)           1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TALISMAN SHIELDGUA 11-4304  75  88  0  235  SCARLET KNIGHTS (902)      ARUAK CITY
 HUMMEL 14-1404              76 135  3  204  MIKES (831)                TOBIR
 GRANDPA RAT 22-6549         32  13  3  253  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (978)      SOLVEN
 VISION 26-1573             100  46  4  380  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (9)        CALEAM
 FLUTTERLEE 41-4153          23  29  0  130  WANDERERS (899)            KATI-TEI
 DEATH FOG 45-4017           42  23  0  180  SUPERIOR FORCES (1030)     STORMCROWE
 GOKU 46-3655                73  64  2  221  DRAGONBALL Z (944)         ARDIVENT
 IRIADOR 50-2481             65  44  2  233  DRUID'S GROVE (983)        SNOWBOUND
 WARPATH 66-2926             86 140  4  194  X-FORCE (415)              TARRGIR
 SOLAR SISTER 71-5609        37  13  1  233  THE FURIOUS FIVE (1023)    KYR'TERR